Thread 214648111

fireworks

got auto-brewery syndrome

Belfast is literally the last place in Europe that you can be racist. Literally groups of violent rorkes going around targeting and attacking random migrants lmao

>>214648150
really? do you get drunk after eating grain or what?

Alternative edition for those who want something a little different

>>214648124

proper new
>>214648124
>>214648124
>>214648124

>>214648168
no
no as I don't have auto-brewery syndrome

>>214648111 (OP)
If you had written edition I would have stood by this thread

>>214648203
very strange

too many cars about for my liking
can't imagine we need them all

>>214648152
I'm openly racist at work and nobody cares

screaming

rorke be like "I like classical music" and it's Mozart and Beethoven ffs

mad how I think about almost any woman I see choking on my willard even just for a split second despite being a virge

we need to put the fun back into funicular

>>214649846
>>214649846
>>214649846
actual non gingerpaedo new

>>214649856
not a chance

nth for the gyaldem

>>214649856
not /brit/

was born in '99 me
literally get called old by people a year younger than me because I was born in the previous millennium

poo rumble

I'm sad

>>214649856
mate...

>>214649856
>no subject
omds

Hello!

sun's out lads. shall be breaking out BBQstein as soon as toil ends today

I used to think I was cool for not going being in school 90% of the year now all I see is high schoolers during class time a dozen of them near my old school, they don't even care about being seen by the teachers, on their mobilephones. Nobody goes to school anymore here. Shameless generation

>>214649940
what you cooking

>>214649936
hi
how are you

Mad how it's pretty much unavoidable to send money to the Church of Scientology
Every time you watched a Tom Cruise film, or something with Elisabeth Moss in, or bought Simpsons merch, your money eventually makes its way to Scientology

Born in 1996 me.
I identify with millennials in terms of clothing/gaming/music but with zoomers for culture/politics/cynicism and most other things. From my experience with zoomers the ones born around 2001-2004 are the coolest

>>214649980
I dont do any of those things

>>214649963
chicken thighs and wings are on the menu today

Spain

why arent you lot at work

born in '67 me
got very cracked lips

>>214649997
>Born in 1996 me.

can't stop falling asleep. literally just sitting here and nodding off like a fucking toddler

>>214650030
young, unemployed white male

>>214650030
My dog is older than you lot

how do I know when to say 'an' or 'a' in a sentance?

>>214650003
should make cornell chicken it goes off

>>214649856
you had one job you fucking mong

>>214650071
I before E except after C

>>214650030
i am

pushing 30 and i still pick my nose and eat it and make saliva bubbles with my lips like a 3 year old whenever i'm alone

>>214650071
an horse
a athlete

>>214650030
just found myself with a lot of money and don't need to do anything anymore

Beards
Coffee
Hoppy IPA
Single malt whiskey
BACON!

>>214649048
played runescape, roblox, WoW, minecraft and habbo hotel during their golden years (2007-2011)
spent my entire childhood playing games innit

woka cola
diet woke
woke zero

>>214650100
DO eat my bogies
do NOT make saliva bubbles... that's disgusting

James Bond VS Jason Bourne DEATH BATLE

>>214650102
no, that's wrong

>>214650030
I'm at toil until 4.30

>>214650030
I’m a NEET you see

for me its idly fingering my foreskin

>>214650030
Week off x

i drink water and gurgle it at the back of my throat and gurgle twinkle twinkle little star sometimes

low bar. knee sleeves. sit back.

>>214650126
shave my beard, too itchy
coffee is grim
don't know what that is
only drink a little at restaurants or what have you, social events
bacon is nice

I make bubbles with soap and my fingers

>>214650159
corr, posting on here all week?

>>214650091
what about Neil? Peirce? Fein? Feint? Reign? this doesn't seem to be true

How do you lads hold a pencil then

>>214650195
It's a decent rule of thumb that works for the majority of cases, but you're correct it doesn't cover everything.

>>214650030
wfhchad here

>>214650208
none of these is how I hold it

lets get faded nigga

I am certain that people just pretend to like the taste of whiskey

>>214650077
or maybe you should shut your mouth you wannabe pom freak

can someone brief me on this new thing, the attack on the bus, where did it happen, was it fatal, why did if happen?

>>214650265
USA
yes
n

When was the last time you saw a goth?

>>214650100
eating bogies is based but blowing bubbles is literal retard behaviour

The difference between the reaction to George Floyd's death and Iryna Zarutska's death says it all.

It's also evidence of how badly Christian/liberal slave morality has infested America. Values have been completely inverted from the reality, which is that Whites are infinitely more valuable than biomass.

In a sane world, her killer would be crucified.

>>214650217
how is it a decent rule of thumb when its not true. English is the only language I know (except some basic Maori) and I hate it, it's so confusing

If your footwear wasn't made in Northamptonshire you're NGMI.

>>214650257
you have made an enemy for life

This month I'll be attending a performance of Rachmaninoff's 3rd Piano Concerto by the Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra.

>>214650265
knee grows

>>214650102
what the FUCK

sunny outside so I think I will walk about aimlessly for several hours

does richard hammond look british to you? i cant tell if he looks very british or if i only think that because i know hes british and if i didnt i would guess he was from elsewhere in europe (eg southern france, northern italy) and looks out of place
the debate of his phenotype has been a contentious topic in my household for a while.

>>214650306
I’ve got my Crockett&Jones on right now, my good man

>>214650133
>>214650292
>he isn't spongemaxxing
ngmi

>>214650327
no noncing

An ape
A monkey

>>214650335
he looks a bit like one of those insectoid looking french people

>>214650327
i shall be getting steaming in my incel flat in the dark

>>214650208
c

>>214650335
He doesn't look especially British to me. Can see him blending in in France quite easily.

>>214650335
here's the image you were baiting for

i have the henry cavill phenotype but i'm a 5'8 freak so it doesn't work. got a lot of matches on dating apps but as soon as they find out i'm a manlet they dip

>>214650369
>>214650383
exactly what i was thinking, thank you i thought i was mental for thinking he looked french
>>214650384
wasnt baiting for this but i have seen it and was confuzzled between thinking he looked like a briton or a lad from the ‘ontinent

>>214650401
lied again award

>>214650384
very real image

I want to go to a dentists and feel that drill vibrating inside my brain

Been told I have a caveman phenotype

I have a riddle
my name backwards is rather pointy. My hair whistles as I pass you by. My eyes are blue but only in the dark. What am i?

asked ai to advice me some music based on my preferences and it gave me kezia by protest the hero and I quite liked it but then I sorta forgot about it and stumbled upon a different album in my youtube recs (undoing ruin by darkest hour) and for like three months I thought it's the one the ai adviced me

>>214650327
very based. used to love a good wander

feel like i outgrew whatever tism made me do that, now i can't be outside because i get nervous when other people come near me

>>214650327
3pm walk?

>>214650441
blgo on

Happened

Bean told I have a bean bean beab veab rbenabrbb bebab evan evane bean

>>214650401
have you tried standing on stilts

>>214650327
maybe go in an hour, yeah?
3 pm like

>>214650335
Yes, he's clearly Atlantid. People like him are found across western Europe.

>>214650452
Due to my superior pace I am rarely in the same place as anyone for long before I have zoomed away into the distance.

>>214650463
Nah it's better to get out now while the sun is higher, maximise the tanning potential. You really have to work to get energy from the sun this late in the year.

its my birthday

>>214650480
mad how many normies still do this. feel like terminally online mongs figured out how obviously fake this kind of posting is

I am only comfortable around men thrice my age

>>214650507
happy birthday mate!

>>214650501
cor i really should get back in shape, i miss being a fast walker chad

nobody did my riddle :(

What about the phenotype and Britishness of acclaimed actor John Simm

>>214650550
ill diddle your riddle

>>214650507
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

mi amore
mi amore
espresso machiatto machiatto machiatto por favore

had sex over the weekend. was pretty mental. always end up cumming in like <30 seconds but gf seems to have a thing for making me cum instantly like it's her fetish or something

>>214650507
Flappy birday

Rorke’s bird

>>214650327
find a local hiking gorup and you could make some friends out of it

>>214650569
she got a fat arse?

anyone else still get spontaneous boners as if they're 14? solidly 34 now and i'm constantly sporting a stiffy

>>214650507
Happy birthday mate x

>>214650480
frogoid shocked, britisher rocks!

>>214650602
....yh

feel like the older i get the more i understand asexuals

>>214650597
nah she has a small and perky arse, none of that wogshite

get the arsehole scratched
get the finger sniffed

part of my job deals with international finance and it's genuinely baffling how the UK keeps actively sabotaging bringing investment and jobs to the UK because of myopia on immigration. Utterly surreal

Book a trip to the orthodontist and apparently I've been assigned an Indian bloke called Dr Poonian

Do you think men actually visit their doctor about premature ejaculation?

Like in the history of medicine, has any man ever made an appointment with his GP to sit there and say "aww you really gotta help me doc I can't help but coom instantly I'm having real problems sexually satisfying my wife"?

is sticking your knob in someones drink bottle when they leave the room illegal?

>>214650569
she ever had a bbc?

>>214650681
only if a bit of widdle comes out

>>214650619
frenchoids and spanoids have our backs

do they do hiking groups for people with normal shaped heads though

>>214650681
if your knob can fit then it's a little small don't you think

when i lived in ireland i used to shag, now i'm living in the UK and have regressed into a depressed slug who rarely leaves home

>>214650681
thought about rubbing my knob over the toilfus water bottle so she would have my willy particles in her mouth before but its a bit sex offender behaviour so never went through with it

just remembered those 5 gum commercials and how the gum itself was actually pretty shit

Don't want to play poe because it has genderlocked characters

>>214650711
corrrr

>>214650711
right side looks slightly more normal left side looks like a sped class

>>214650384
>>214650335
Mental how this is considered as "swarthy" and "non British"

ah... rorkes bird... browner than I would have thought

>>214650747
looks like kim jong if he had a terminal disease call that bitch kim jong ill

(*＾-＾*)

Might get a beard transplant so that I stop getting ID'ed whenever I buy monsters from poundland

just got called a monster in poundland

Rorke complaining about immigration to his Indonesian girlfriend as she stares at him in bewilderment

>>214650756
i dont think hes swarthy, more tanned than a ginger freak or a lot of people here sure but nothing exceptional. theres just something about his features that reminds me of southern euros, even central ones. mind you my dad looks the same and he’s half english half welsh so he’s more british genetically than most people here.

which one will it be

>>214648111 (OP)
>>214648203

I ride white monsters

>monsters from poundland

good brothel name

>>214650846
refuse to believe these feel like actual fanny

Rorke living in a brothel in 19th century Paris and befriending the performers

>>214650862
probably report this post to the custodial staff

got a bruise on my forearm that looks a bit like female private parts

>>214650866
cant imagine the shame as you retract your willer from it and waddle to the bathroom to clean it out

nans maiden name was jervis could i be related to the fat freak on telly

>>214650711
is that Arthur's seat in Scotland? I've been there

>>214650900
i get this with actual women too thiugh

ed rib cell
or
bell cider
or
lyric led
or
I cry dell

>>214650818
British appearances are extremely diverse, as are most Caucasians
I could list at least a dozen maybe more British phenotypes
Other races like Africans, east Asians, south Asians have hardly any diversity it's just arr rook same

>>214650911
what about your other nan?

>>214650900
rorke's dad after shagging his wife (rorke's mum)

fire-bomb black owned businesses

>>214650919
nah Arthur's Seat is right next to the city like within walking distance of the city centre

Cant wait to post emojis on 4chan

>>214650948
dunno never met her

quite like the idea of having a daughter but not if she's just going to turn into a slag by the time she's a teenager (which she would because girls always do)

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>214650984
home school

>>214650999
got what she deserved really, shouldn't have migrated to the west thinking grass is greener should she stupid slavic twat

>>214650983
well i've never met either of my nans but i know their maiden names, have you considered gitting gud?

>>214650900
reckon a lot of blokes don't even clean it

mental how our knob doesn't know if its up a minge or in my hand, still spaffs all the same

>>214650984
would be impossible having a fit daughter and not imagining sex with her

would be more comfortable dating a former prostitute or pornstar who has fucked hundreds of people rather than a garden variety tart with a body count of more than 6-8 (depending on age)

>>214651035
ive tried getting on the ancestry but dont know much about my family so for all i know who i believe to be my great gran from the records could just be some random woman ive mistaken

>>214650984
whats the appeal of having a daughter
cant kick a ball around with it and will become a slag. useless.

>>214651087
can you just ask whichever parent it is that the nan in question is the mother of? i'm sure they'd know, and if they're not around you probably at least have aunts and uncles who would know

was an average joe in school me
not hated yet not popular
everyone knew me yet no one jumped at the opportunity to speak to me
wasn’t good at football or a straight A student. As and Bs mainly.

A thoroughly unremarkable person

>>214651107
no risk of becoming an incel, genes are guaranteed to survive another generation

>>214651111
Just stop, let them make a tit of themselves and then continue explaining it properly once they've fucked off.

>>214651077
I honestly believe that alongside rage baiting for money, Bonnie Blue is making commentary on women with high body counts.

She's daring outraged mongs to take the bait and raise the question of why letting 1,000 random men shag her is bad but a 'normal' woman shagging 20 blokes a year is accepted and good.

>have above recommended spec for space marine 2
>it still runs like shit
fml

>>214651028
>got what she deserved
sort yourself out

>>214651066
true!

>>214651107
a big part of it is no chance of them becoming someone like you

>>214651147
She's just a shock jock basically, looking to cause outrage and offense, like the Piers Morgan of porn. People who give her attention or publicity are all mongs because that's exactly what she feeds on.

>>214650866
tried one once and it was fucking shite

>>214651169
tbf it sounds like you imagine having sex with anything with a pulse

The Faustian winter approaches

>>214651147
i think she's just an autistic weirdo, if she'd been born male she'd probably be like chris chan
still i'm not going to deny being somewhat impressed by how many fellas she's been knobbed by, that takes dedication even for a woman

>>214651161
she did, should have stayed in her own country where she belonged and was unironically safer

>>214651115
nah both my dad has shit relations with the rest of his family and wont talk about his parents and all of my mums are dead and she didnt know much

Can't believe Rate My Takeaway is over lads.

>>214651184
The question I raised is baked into what she's doing though. Whether she wants people to ask that question or whether she hides behind it as a defence is up for debate but it's a fundamental part of her gimmick.

Anyone who finds themselves outraged by her antics is forced to ask themselves why 1,000 a night is outrageous but 20+ a year off the apps isn't.

was gonna go out but it's dribbling out there so I'm going to wait for an hour until it stops

>>214651204
she didn't know any better

>>214651230
cant believe his new channel is called 'mr and mrs yorkshire' how unimaginative

>>214651230
coronary finally got him did it?

>>214651262
>didn't even research the country she was moving to
even more deserved then, probably thought it was all sunshine and rainbows

someones been dribbling on my pillow again. I need to catch the bastard in the act but I'm always asleep when he strikes

My birthday is next week. I would like to invite you to my party. :) Hope you can come.
*hands you a card*

Just read an NTR doujinshi to see why it's such a popular genre. Felt nothing but disdain the entire time, but I do think it if there was an NTR manga with more of a plot and less sex for the sake of sex that ended with the protagonist killing himself that it'd make for a good incel read.
Could do with reading and watching more incel stuff as I mostly consume horror

>>214651278
>new channel with the gold digger missus in the title so she legally gets her cut

the lad is thick as mince

>>214650999
:(

>>214651028
You are scum
Reminds me of that weasel Andrew Wilson (a Christkike) saying White girls deserve migrants leering at them

with brexit there’s no way ill be able to move to any country in the eu is that right? wasnt even old enough to vote at the time

>>214651381
those countries didn't just stop existing mate

>>214651315
I'll be there
x

Christian rightoids are losing ground and they know it. Every day the pagan/racialist side is winning out more and more as it is in line with reality and we see more and more how Christians prefer vantablack Christian believers to non-Christian Whites. The White youth will be Himmlerian and Evolan, not Christians

The CQ will be just as undeniable as the JQ in the next 5 years, it is only a matter of time. If the nationalists don't rally behind a race-first ethos (which 99% of Christians won't accept) then its over for Whites.

somewhere out there is some weirdo who thinks the most attractive pixar mum is nemo's mum from finding nemo (2003)

>>214651372
people keep saying shes the reason he left rate my takeaway but dno if its true

poo

https://spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17934693

Are you a Boriswave import who's student visa has just expired?
Looking to earn a bit of cash on deliveroo and not have to answer any pesky questions to your landlord about right to be here?
Need to keep costs low so you can transfer every penny out of the UK economy?

Well you're in luck, because for just £350 a month you can share a bed with another person just like you!

>>214651147
i heard she said she's protecting women from rape by shagging blokes so they don't need to rape anyone, which is quite funny

>>214651230
>>214651278
>>214651372
buy an ad

>>214651414
I wonder who that weirdo could be.....it's a mystery.....

>>214651392
no but i won’t be able to move there will i? just want to leave this shithole but dont want to go murica or australia

>>214651376
not really, just think people should stay in their own countries where they're aware of their surroundings and not start wandering into western countries expecting life to become perfect

my gf who is not real is just a voice in my head that i feel i do not actively control says i need to clean the flat today

>>214651474
nagging bitch get her dumped

>>214651465
Yes, you can still move there. It's just harder.

>>214651465
Mate just find a bird from Germany or wherever next time you go out shagging. Dump your current gf if they're British. Just go out shagging and then marry a European lass, it's that easy

>>214651474
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

>>214651474
ever shag her up the arse?

>>214651474
ah, a fellow tulpa chad

>>214651161
he's right though
>female (not legible for draft) moving halfway across the globe to "escape" the horrors of living hundreds of kilometers away from a stalemate frontline in a country that's facing no humanitarian crises whatsoever
that nig was god himself manifesting his punishment for such blatant opportunism

>>214651434
this has to be illegal surely

>>214651474
My flat is a dump, hasn't been cleaned in weeks, I don't even put new clothes in the washing machine even though that's the simplest task in the world
So I'd love to be a schizo with a gf in my head nagging me to clean up my act

putting a pigeon to my ear and listening to the ocean~ <3

>>214651519
Ivan pls

>>214651535
grim runt

Bit of a loser you see
unemployed
no gf (not ugly, just unable to approach them myself)
still live with my folks
spend all day doomscrolling and running errands for my folks
no irl friends
how would I even stop being a loser

>>214651190
i wouldnt shag my grandad that's for sure

Decided to set myself up for life and go to Durham university to do accounting

>>214651560
kektim, I'm in my 30s so I've just accepted it now, I will always be an odious slug

>>214651560
FONT

>>214651522
Of course it is

>>214651577
blatant lie
bet youve already shagged him

>>214651560
ktim but im gonna give you advice like ktinm
get a job
job means socialising, means you can learn to approach women instead of being a sperg
means friends
means money to get your own place

>>214651560
>not ugly
sorry mate but if you weren't ugly women would approach you first

Cheeky early new perhaps?

Might get in touch with the cock destroyers and maybe get my cock destroyed

arsehole so tight i cant even poo properly

if Rorke's life is a movie, yeah, then when's it coming out eh? I want to go and see it :)

>>214651645
one of them actually died mate

>>214651630
nah you have to be good looking for women to approach you
being not ugly is the minimum to have a conversation

>>214651645
Be careful, I hear your cock may be in jeopardy if you try that

if leftypol is kidulthood (2006) whats rorke?

>continuing my american truck simulator autism
>go to the steam workshop to see are there any ways to further my autism
>some reprobate has made some sort of sex mod that you get a big chebbed mommy to sit next to you in your cab while you drive

>>214651691
>>214651691
>>214651691
New

>>214651689
quality of life mod

casual reminder that both the early OP and the link are spamming/flooding

>>214651688
The Football Factory

>>214651609
it's the other way around i think.....

>>214651688
shrek (2001)

>>214651711
minimod cancer

>>214651732
kek

>>214648111 (OP)
>fireworks
i sure hope it does

Might become a Tulpamancer

just did something naughty

latest season of it's always sunny was shite
been woke for ages before that
why can't yanks just stop things before they go shite

>>214651778
dont think i watched any episode beyond season 11 and i reckon i've seen seasons 1-8 over 10 times

we need mass depootations

>>214651738
Gonna cry about it? x

Honestly if there was a chip invented that is implanted in people's brains and it creates an entire fantasy world for them then I would jump on that ASAP, I would be the first person to use it, I would beg and plead the brain surgeons to put it into my brain pronto so I can live in a fantasy world forever and ever

>>214651778
>>214651804
capeshit

right I'm off to the shops now does anyone want anything

>>214651823
think "they've" actually done studies on this and found most people would choose that

>>214651812
maybe

quite mental how many of you will be sexless incel freaks your entire life and will die without ever shagging.

she was just a young girl

>>214651863
Bit of the Earth's mantle please mate

sand is called sand because it's between sea and land

>>214651863
flame grilled steak mccoys and an irn bru please lad

>Britain to suspend visas for countries failing to take back illegal migrants, says Mahmood

Finally
Now need ILR raising to 10 or even 15 years to block the Boriswavers

>>214651863
A bit of uranium

>>214651911
any original opinions or are they all from X they everything app?

>>214651872
that is why i do the virgin walk, it is my fate

ok it's sunny now

ok so /brit/ has died now has it? everyone's just stopped posting have they?

>>214651889
wrong
>From Middle English sond, sand, from Old English sand, from Proto-West Germanic *samd, from Proto-Germanic *samdaz, from Proto-Indo-European *sámh2dʰos, from *sem- (“to pour”).

my thread beckons

any poikilotherm in?
thinking of having a bask if anyone wants to join

I dont hear any beckoning

im going to waitrose to buy cheese because i am middle class

>>214651872
well looking at or talking to women is sexual harassment now what am I supposed to do

>>214652019
based

>>214651929
I don't have X
That headline is a telegraph article not a tweet

>>214652059
yeah that was the important part

>>214652019
Average middle class woman admiring you buying cheese of a certified middle class retailer

mad how no one has landlines any more.

>>214652019
extra mature cheddar is it? how original

new thread looms

>>214648124
>>214648124
>>214648124

>>214651872
Why would anyone feel pride in shagging the average std ridden smelly unhygienic overweight slag

>>214652116
makes perfect sense actually

>>214652169
not on

>>214652186
me when I'm playing Articulate and my word is "off"

>>214652206
>>214652206
>>214652206