Thread 214648124

Gay monkey eidishion

>>214648124 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

this is the thread

this is the thread

gay porn monkey

this the thread

driving a bulldozer through a 173 year old nigger's house

not using the gingerpaedo thread

>>214648124 (OP)
Monkey looks a bit like Robbie Williams

don't like that one yank who's a bit gay and a crybaby desu
but what can you do x

thinking a £300 jacket is expensive omdz

I don't want a Rorke DJ

Post a Reply? I think not haha

>>214648124 (OP)
that’s an ape

*vibe shifts to discomfort*

I wanna Rorke your body

get the fucking baby orangutans posted

dadberg is starting to get pretty redpilled on immigration and he was a pretty bluepilled boomer not too long ago

>>214648232
it is for the average /brit/mong who dresses in primark rags because he never leaves his smeggy childhood bedroom

got the belly rumbles that means a liquidy poo is coming

>>214648248
i have no idea what i am anymore anyway

What are some chad names?
What are some incel names?

Chad name - Chris. Chris Pratt. Chris Evans. Chris Hemsworth. Chris Pine

>>214648248
yes, it's an orangutan
slow people refer to them as monkeys

>>214648274
this was an orangutan in my memory

finna be rorking out

>>214648304
An ape is a kind of monkey

>>214648303
chad name: my name
incel name: your name

Cause we all just wanna be big rorkestars

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>>214648124 (OP)
That is literally me.

>>214648277
dadberg is a bizarro rorke who wants to free palestine and let gays and transes do whatever they want but is still an old school 70s racist against greeks and italians

rorke calling leftypol a kind of ape

>>214648303
chad name: kit (my name)
incel name: chris (your name)

No sex, mental health drugs, and rorke ‘n’ roll

getcha stinkin' paws of me ya damn, dirty ape!

>>214648315
no, it's not

>>214648329
*elders past presend and EMERGING

>>214648329
HOWLING

>>214648352
that's a monkey actually

1

>>214648352
what if they all gasped when he said that and slowly all started to cry

>>214648303
Chris Chandler

Lifestyle youtubers be like: I bought a pocket notebook to help myself focus even though all I do is write shopping lists and doodle in it

>>214648369
nonce

what was his problem?

a

>>214648398
Brit isn’t ready for that story yet

electricianberg just came over to fix some stuff. i call him electricianberg because he's literally jewish, not even just a lad who's jewish he wears the clothes and everything

incredibly nice lad, very thorough and reasonably priced. doesn't try to scam me like the jeet i tried to use and isn't lazy like the black electrician

Eating a scotch egg

One bad day

>smeggy childhood bedroom
>>>/r9k/

Does anyone else here spread their ass when they sit on the toilet to prevent poo from touching their cheeks?

>>214648352
he can talk!
he can talk, he can talk, he can talk

enjoying the /an/ webm thread

lots of blood when i shit just not going to eat for a day or 2 see if that solves it

>>214648420
what a load of bullshit

>>214647808
I might opt out of the normal pension contributions so I can get more money today. I don't care about my potential life at the age of 70 (if I live to that age). Either the state will take care of me, or I'll die, but who cares. I care about living a good life while I'm still relatively young.

>>214648420
>jewish electrician
>black electrician
Londoner spotted

>>214648428
yeah i moan and arch my back too

Caesar Is Home

>>214648430
I can sing

little ape fella

total aryan victory

https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17806220
>This is a shared room. There will be 4 people staying at the room. Any number of people can enquire for this room

Another gem of a slum dwelling and surprise surprise the landlord is Indian
Sidenote what's the deal with Indian households always having the curtains closed any time of the day?

Alas this property isn't actually licensed so I'll have to do my civic duty and report it to the council and spareroom

>>214648355
I've been outed as a bigot

>>214648420
Rorke making up stories to justify his dislike of black and brown people

so there's this monkey
ages ago right
think it was in africa

I'm starved lads

>>214648470
Phwoar

opted out of pensions to more quickly save for houseberg. been 2.5 years now, bought the house a year ago, but nobody told me how much it fucking costs to own a house so i feel like i'll never be able to start paying into my pension again

rorke patting down the black electrician before he leaves

As a child I used to think doors were my friends *looks at once cut off thumb that had to be stitched back on my hand* but I know better now

>>214648493
fucking shrieking

>>214648489
I've been looking on Spareroom but I don't see rooms like that, pretty much every room I see is for one person, or for a couple

>>214648489
Godspeed anon

>>214648539
screaming

>>214648489
People renting these out need detaining and deporting

>>214648489
It has to be just Indians getting these

I'm cock starved

>>214648540
i still remember when my dad accidentally slammed a car door shut on my finger's sister, she's in her late 30s now but is still properly spazzed in the hand

>>214648489
>£330/month to share a room with 3 people
>no living room
>indian bloke literally sat eating a curry in the video
would prefer being homeless and it's not even close

>jewish priests bless every ounce of salt used in the US
seriously how did this become normal

>>214648573
Get some chicken it can't be that expensive

rorke living the rest of his life with a confident villainous swagger after escaping vorkuta in black ops 1

desperately need my arsehole eaten out

>>214648489
>number of housemates 6
Grim

>>214648544
>but I don't see rooms like that,
Presumably because you're not looking in Indian areas and sorting by lowest price
I'm specifically looking for these listings so I can report them

>>214648578
Youch

>>214648583
wait til you realise that most hot dogs are beef over there lol

>>214648571
it is unironically the boriswave lot who come here as little more than slave labour. they're literally indentured workers in all but name and work for far below minimum wage

>>214648583
Why do you keep spamming about this?

rorke is the term for a gay rapist

>>214648637
The new Irish, as it were.

>>214648583
It's fucking absurd lmao

Rorke means Love for children in ancient Mesopotamian

>>214648646
discord fags

Rroke

>>214648637
The Indian owners get them shit jobs and shit pay and provide them with a shit house with all profits to them.

grinding up an abo elder and putting the powder on my feesh and cheeps

rorkes wino cousin corke

changing my personality to become a dangerous hard man and need to start dressing the part too

dont trust microwaves me, dont allow them in the house, dont eat at restraunts that use them. dont understand it and i dont like it

>>214648665
that’s not a language
that’s not a language
I repeat
THATS NOT A LANGUAGE

>>214648646
i've literally never posted that before

I think I'll give forever winter demo a go

dont know how to spell restraunts.

>>214648705
Liar

rorkes butcher cousin porke

Keir allegedly walking around Downing Street singing -“I can see clearly now the Rayners gone"

kicking an abo elder down the stairs jumping on his back and surfing him down

>>214648695
Sumerian* language. I guess I should have said in ancient Mesopotamia they used rorke to call someone a bad word.

>>214648726
link the post

>>214648637
This they either work deliveroo or in the back of some Indian restaurant
I can guarantee whoever is renting that room out isn't asking for papers which is why they can get away with charging 4 people £350

>>214648726
they're boring trolls from a discord server
ignore them

fray bentos pies are truly the most fucking vile concoction ever

>>214648743
You're just going to say it wasn't you

i asked for fish and chips, woman, not bitch and lips

driving my combine harvester onto the road in the hopes of sucking up an abo elder and threshing him

Rorke. It's over for him

>>214648767
i doubt there are any other posts that even sound like mine
if there are, link them

>>214648785
thing is
i'm northern

Coming out in brit

>Do priests still bless salt and make blessed salt?

>I've read about blessed salt online, but if I want a priest to bless salt for me, should i just bring any kind of salt to him?

christfreaks really be collecting +2 cleric magical artifacts

what does queer even mean these days

>>214648792
No you're just going to say it wasn't you to try and gaslight me

offering to play the local abo elder rugby team and spending the whole match punching one in the head in the middle of the pitch

>>214648799
it's over

leftypol painting a lifelike tunnel on a rock and runs through it

>>214648493
wheres the rest of it?

ridiculous he's got those medals when he can't even walk properly. they giving trophies to anyone these days

>>214648751
dont you think pangpangs fried dog meat with a side of rice is worse

>>214648810
it started as a shorthand term for anyone who's gay/trans or whatever but it inadvertently muddies the waters and allows performative young straight cis people to self-describe as "queer" to pretend they're gay without actually having to commit to the lifestyle

>>214648489
so this is where the 700,000 net migrants are staying

>>214648852
probably but I don't like Asians so I've never eaten it

Tired might go for a swim

>>214645612
>replacing them with contractors while they strike
Who will be foreigners.
Thanks for playing goy.

>>214648633
bradposter falling for the bait. hook, line, and sinker.

>>214648897
gave your sister my fingers last night mate

trimming my moustachte with my teeth

Up until WW2, White workers regularly used to strike and riot against capitalists using foreign labour. Chinese coolies, Indians, Africans etc.

Communists and leftists of course hated this instinct among White workers. Still do.

rorke's garden pond terroriser storke

why do they need rabbis? i thought christians were salt of the earth?

Shark boy

>>214648694
schizo mumberg wouldn't let us have one because she said they change your brain chemistry.

dangerous combination of schizo and dunning kruger that woman. she kept telling me how red shift wasn't real and laughed at me and called me an idiot when i told her she's mental

>>214648934
had to laugh

meltdown

>>214648941
oh you x

it's true there were fewer schizos on this site before covid

Haha

>>214648956
gemerald

Absolutely grim how zoomers pretend to have nostalgia for lame shit like 2017 Roblox
They've missed out on everything worth experiencing, it's actually a tragedy

>>214648993
yeah sad that but ngl late 2017 fortnite was goated

>>214648956
>the octopus
loling

wish i wasn't such a little freak. At least im not a nonce or a racist though

>>214648963
nah it was 2016 when trump first ran that all the boomer schizos descended on the site and never left. we've always had schizos just have a different breed now.

they don't make many of em like mihai and mousey anymore. in fact i shouldn't even be lumping that freak mousey in with a wholesome schizo like are mihai

Can't find my ID probably lost it for the 7th time

>>214649016
same. im just a normal virgin

>>214648993
t. Nostalgic for FIFA 2010 and The Killers

>>214648993
for me its runescape never played roblox

been unemployed for a week
the anxiety hasn’t set in yet

at the end of the day, it's night

>>214648993
i reckon some gen x losers said the same thing about millenials looking back fondly on the early days of WoW

don't get why it's so hard for some freaks to let the yn's have their fun

>>214648993
Tbf as grim as 2017-2019 was, every year since 2020 has been a living hell.

>2020: fake pandemic, lockdown trialled for future events, Floyd riots
>2021: Inflation begins, digital ID trialled with the Vax pass, Boriswave starts
>2022: Russia-Ukraine war, inflation skyrockets, Boriswave
>2023: As above, plus ZOG melting down over 7 October
>2024: That Rwandan subhuman, Starmer
>2025: Online Safety Act, Digital ID, Internet censorship

>>214649067
>anxiety
just don't worry mate

any abnormal virgin man in?

Every day since 2008 has increasingly been a living hell

>Tbf as grim as 2017-2019 was, every year since 2020 has been a living hell.
>
>>2020: fake pandemic, lockdown trialled for future events, Floyd riots
>>2021: Inflation begins, digital ID trialled with the Vax pass, Boriswave starts
>>2022: Russia-Ukraine war, inflation skyrockets, Boriswave
>>2023: As above, plus ZOG melting down over 7 October
>>2024: That Rwandan subhuman, Starmer
>>2025: Online Safety Act, Digital ID, Internet censorship

>>214649087
i was born in 03
been most of my adult life so far
didn’t even get to sit my exams cause of the feckin lockdowns, which caused me massive anxiety and fear over what to do with my life. my grades were “predicted” by class tests from autumn 2019.

such a bleak future lays ahead for people of my age. why couldn’t i just grow up in a normal country and time

nth for the holodem

>>214649131
2010-2015 was alright.
2013 was probably the last "good" year.
Things have massively accelerated since 2020.

way i see it since the world started out as the garden of eden and perfect, before the world ends in the apocalypse it will resemble a living hell
just inevitable innit, ordained by god

>had nostalgia for back in the day when i would spend literal days not leaving my room playing marathon games of civ v
>buy civ vii
>see harriet tubman as the leader of the americans
>feel like most of the leaders are ethnic women, barely historical figures, and certainly never leaders of nations
>tell myself it's the wokeism is only superficial and the gameplay will be fun
>game play is utter trash too

it's like they went out of their way to ruin a perfectly good franchise

anyway need a good fully autistic grand strategy game - should i try stellaris?

>>214649045
im not even a virgin, ive had multiple beautiful girlfriends. am currently single though

Covid was a test of how many lemmings there are.

>>214649147
fuck off anime freak

>>214649157
god isn't real and it isn't inevitable, the people destroying the world have names and addresses

>>214649158
Good to know it's still dogshit
Looked absolutely dreadful in the reveal,
then it came out and all the player reviews showed they quadruple-downed on the retarded changes

>>214649067
what's there to be anxious about? its the depression that'll get you

Well lads?

>>214649158
modem gaming is virtually ruined now you're better off just playing the classics

>>214649158
you should try clue: discover, the grand strategy game trying to move you out of the childhood smegroom

>>214649208
What compels you to repost boring shit from Twitter?
Why can't you just leave it there?

>>214649186
aren't they all moving to new zealand to prepare for the collapse of society
you take care of it

>>214649181
no

>>214649208
woah that twitter screenshot is insane bro, thats for sharing that twitter screenshot with the group. glad I get to see twitter screenshots whenver i used 4chan

>>214649201
i can generally entertain myself at home and keep healthy through diet and exercise and discipline

the anxiety will be from the looming spectre of poverty and the passing of time. constant worrying that i won’t find something etc

>>214649158
just play civ v

teeth: brushed
face: washed
body: showered
vitamins: taken
breakfast: eaten
penis: wanked

doctor says I need a new arse

Mental how there are no games that overtook Skyrim or Civ V in their respective genres despite all the time that's passed

rorke isn't real

>>214649256
>worrying that i won’t find something
so what, most people don't

>>214649232
afaik only peter theil moved here and he is building bunkers under farmland. I will kick his arse if i see him at the pub

>>214649158
Civ VII is an abomination, and people at Firaxis are deservedly losing their jobs over it.

I need a new arse
one that won't take a shit

>>214649260
i just spent a comical amount on a brand new gaming PC setup and i want to actually use it

What do you think about this video?

>>214649269
civ II > civ V

>>214649292
that song ripped off the Ghostbusters theme
or maybe it was the other way round

anyone else used to use yahoo answers back in the day? that website was great

retail is grim as fuck i’d rather claim than go back to that
even though benefits are for the scum of society (immigrants, povvos, northerners etc)

>>214649302
Are they going to the hotels to get wanked?

>i just spent a comical amount on a brand new gaming PC
phrases only uttered by incels

>>214649302
need this to happen here

>>214649302
I would throw a molotov cocktail at them

I'm sorry but the answer is no

>>214649299
your souls? your hollow knights?

>>214649046
>FIFA 2010
god I loved Fifa 10
still got it

playing video games as a grown man is embarrassing

Why does strength training always make me so fucking randy

>>214649375
and what do you do with your spare time?

2010-2015 might have been shit but i had an overall amazing time being at uni then, just in the student bubble, drinking, getting high and playing pc games

also the first lockdown was fun as fuck. had just moved into a central london flat with a friend, had so much fun riding a bike around central london unable to see another soul. was completely surreal, will never ever experience that again in my life. literally just like 28 days later

What's this subcontinental currymonkey doing posting here

>>214649387
post on anime imageboards

fee fi fo fum I smell the bum of an Englishman

>>214649046
is that when they added the ball tricks?

>>214649397
you tell us, paki

>>214649375
yeah and crying about it on /brit/ is much more dignified

>214649408
I'm White
>saaaar anyone that doesn't like stinky pajeets is a paki even though we're the same race saaar

>>214649344
there's a young fella at work who spent 4 grand on a gaming rig + monitor + one of those meme "gamer chairs" and said he never used it. He's now selling the lot for 2.5k. While talking about games with him I mentioned Doom and he replied "what's Doom?"

>>214649387
i read greek plays and listen to classical music

>noooo you can't enjoy playing computer games as an ADULT

a phrase only uttered by absolute loser incels who can't fathom people living successful lives and playing some games every now and then

>>214649302
it's boring

>>214649158
Eu V will be out this year

bit mental that google is violating the OSA by allowing pornography on google images
duckduckgo doesn't
but I'm sure the government will not fine google

"gamers are losers" he muttered to himself in his smelly bedroom as he refreshed /brit/ at 1pm on a Monday

>>214649436
enjoying shoving cock down your throat in between the two i take it?

on my lunchtime walk

ever listen to an album and it takes you right back to a certain point in your life? Listening to Funeral by Arcade Fire, was my first loves favourite album and I swear I can smell her incense sticks and hear her laugh while I listen to it

>>214649473
during

>>214649436
wow i bet the ladies love you

>>214649465
ktim

>>214649465
some losers are bigger losers than others

>>214649302
Find the moving watermark extremely irritating

me:
>make £150k
>have a fiance
>listen to classic music regularly
>attend classical concerts regularly
>own massive house in london

also me
>plays video games

what do women that do those degrees like psychology, history, social studies etc, do after uni? what jobs do they get?

>>214649508
how do you make 150k? that's a lot

>>214649508
what concerts have you been to recently?

>>214649436
Thoughts on the frogs?

Wish we had our own internet but with none of the gay stuff telling us what we can post and what we cant and whatnot. Something like what they have in Russia.

>>214649508
>listen to classical music
neek

>>214649508
>have a fiance
so you're gay

>>214649508
what else happened in your dream?

>>214649460
>Eu V

>>214649508
Believe one or maybe 2 of these things

>>214649519
I know some at work in hr

>>214649542
will it run on windows xp?

some bits of the sky are much bluer than other bits

arse for arse sake

me:
>lies on the internet to strangers

also me:
>lies on the internet to strangers

me
>make $400k forklift driver in the mines
>married with 3 children
>own the Sydney Opera House
>homes around the world

>>214649542
>32gb
For a map painting simulator?

>>214649542
Have developers just forgotten how to make games properly? Why do so many games need a beefy PC nowadays?
>but the graphics
they're not that important.

they say russia is bigger than pluto but then why doesn't the gravity cause it to become its own planet

no see you can't have fun after the age of 18
you must only do the approved activities of watching reality tv, going to pubs with people you don't like and posting selfies in the gym

>>214649571
this has been debunked

Just made cornflake coated chicken absolutely fucking banging I’m gonna make more

>>214649571
Its all grey here

>>214649522
freelance software engineer

>>214649523
a few of the proms, candlelight string quartet, going to see holst's the planets at RAH in 2 weeks

>>214649548
>>214649583
definitely adds to my ego when i get these responses x

leftypol's computer

>>214649601
>braindead slop enjoyer thinks these are the only activities normal people do
Bizarre

>>214649640
jay

little monkey fella

>>214649610
much darker up above than near the treeline
why did they hide this from us until now?

>>214649141
It's grim. I'm a few years older than you but we are basically paying the price for everything since 1945.

>>214645326
mere relief doll for violent cronem

>>214649598
becuase Russia is part of a much bigger mass - Earth

Found the ID it was in in the usual place in my trusty rucksack

born in '06, me.
Was 13 in 2020 now I'm 19. mental, that.

impossible to look shaggable as a man in normal clothing but women don't have this issue

>>214649675
uhh *checks behind shoulder* no I don't see it myself s-stop asking questions

>>214649708
you must have skipped genetics day

>>214649597
1. studios are owned by finance types now who only care about arbitrary numbers. they have decided slightly quicker time to market combined with "enough" people being able to play the game makes the most money. why waste expensive dev time on a small portion of potential customers who can't run the game
2. you're just getting old, those specs aren't high anymore. all the recommended specs weren't even considered high end when they were release years ago

>>214649702
ktim but born at the end of ‘04
got the big 21 coming up and bit scared im still mentally 15 and never grew up properly

>>214649702
born in an undisclosed year me

>>214649702
Got socks older than you

>>214649723
even with good genetics mens clothing just has no sex appeal

>>214649570
owari di

>>214649587
yh unfortunately

>>214649597
for all the extra features apparently

>>214649693
why doesn't everything collide together and become one supermass

>>214649702
ive had more hot dinners than you

it's kinda horrifying having a conversation with someone born in a year where I had already finished high school.

>>214649727
>got the big 21 coming up and bit scared im still mentally 15 and never grew up properly
ktim

rorke

>>214648111
>>214648111
>>214648111

Young people getting slightly less younger never bothered me. The passage of time affects us all

>jayposting someone claiming to enjoy classical music

dont think anyone here is old enough to remember what jay was actually like

>>214649761
ktim except 29. start doing something soon or you'll regret it.

shan't be using the yank new

>>214649746
the ones that weren't in a stable orbit collided with each other and formed the bigger masses, I suppose. Like didn't our moon form from the debris of proto-Earth and another smaller planet?

>>214649727
ktim

>>214649772
/brit/ is an over 30s board

>>214649775
>start doing something soon or you'll regret it.
like what?

>>214649846
>>214649846
>>214649846
actual new

>>214649843
Going for a nice walk

>>214649884
you're a mess