Thread 214652206

Happy Wednesdays edition

>>214652075
qt

need to clean my bedroom as it's a bit smelly and full of bottles
might even get a scent diffuser, is that gay?

Have ISPs started blocking 4chan then? Post rate is so slow today. Must be 5 of us at most

>>214652206 (OP)
+2

i wish i could shop at waitrose but i will never be middle class

rapid clartening occuring on -2 jerma

my cocky goes bump in the night

https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17930926
>The rent for this area would normally be at least £800, but I am asking for a lower rent because as a part of the lodging agreement, you would be required to keep the flat clean, as I am unable to do this.
>A viewing can only take place after I have personally met you (no video calls or What's App, etc.). We can then meet for a drink, answer each other's questions and see if we get along etc. and then take it from there.
>*This is for a female lodger. This is because I have previously shared accommodation with men, had some very bad experiences and been left traumatised.*
>Posted by Mr T

Uh huh

/brit/ is an M&S general

Really need to get a slow cooker would make life a lot comfier

big storm overhead. lots of thunder

mad how leisure centres exist, must be a hotspot for noncery

>>214652506
those who thunder are likely to blunder

i never even came close to being nonced so i guess i just wasn't an attractive enough kid

dhose who dhunder are likely do blunder

Rorke shouting look out below as he jumps into his nephews paddling pool

>>214652506
just your slag mum getting shagged

>>214652510
you'd know sn

Rorke catching all his Pokemon in Luxury Balls

raping my arse with a pneumatic drill

>>214652571
yeah? jog on mate, noncery is one of the many great evils of this world and if I had noncy feelings i would jump in front of a train

>>214652311
too big

leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in uni
rorke arguing online about which was the best generation of pokemon games
rasheed already married with a child on the way

what's the best way to build wealth other than sticking my money into an ISA

>>214652676
oh he do the fancy words

>>214652699
was generation 4 btw

>>214652680
>if I had noncy feelings i would jump in front of a train
not funny
some people can't help it
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28822003/

>>214652714
NO ONE CARES RORKE

>>214652699
>leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in uni
wish this was me but I'm a freak

>>214652703
bake sales and raffles

>>214652699
>leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in uni
this was unironically me

>>214652714
no it fucking isnt you spastic

>>214652763
yes it is
platinum is the peak of pokemon x

When I was a lad me and my african friend (he was the only african in my town) would take turns jumping up and down on his pogo stick outside the supermarket and ask for money for a pogo stick for me but we would actually spend the money on confectionary

damb, how long does hair dye take to get out

this is what british culture used to be about, just interracial lesbians playing football and everyone having a laugh but rorke just had to bring his racism and hate

In the garden with the cat

have these little rituals I do as I go about my day like splashing water on my face exactly 3 times after I brush my teeth or checking that I've locked the front door by trying to open it 3 times in a row. Feels like I've got an itch I can't scratch if I don't do them.

>Lord of the Rings
>Harry Potter
>Mr Bean
>Black Sabbath
>Sherlock Holmes
what else should I like to become more british?

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757265907738382.jpg
horse

>>214652826
rape him

how does nobody know to this day who Banksy is? isn't London basically 1984 type full with camera's? I find it hard to believe no camera ever spotted him

>>214652806
i dont think they were lesbians
obviously missed a trick there
>>214652837
bend it like beckham

>>214652301
Nobody wants to post when spaki's about

>>214652837
you can't

bend it like benchod

>>214652865
true. >>214652852

>>214652680
rattled nonce

>>214652806
wait was this film about lezzers and not football?

>>214652832
autism or obsessive compulsive personality, everyone has traits of the latter it only gets registered as a problem if it causes you issues in life

>>214652757
not a brag
most ethnic girls are horrible and easy
they’re national league. not even that. 8th tier

>>214652837
try the guy richie gangster films, might be hard to understand depending on how well you understand english because they're in thick cockney accents
1.snatch
2.the gentleman
3.lock stock and two smoking barrels

cats on their feline version of /brit/
what do they post?

>>214652865
the nonce was crying about no one liking him the other day lol
imagine lacking that much self-awareness. what a gimp

sucking a mouse

>>214652941
>no rocknrolla
shit taste

sexo

>>214652852
he's not been truly anonymous for a long time. but still since he does stencil work it only takes him a few minutes to put up most of his work

>>214652934
national league souf tier

>>214652946
>just done a poo in the neighbours litter box
>on the catnip tonight
>ownerberg on a mad one

gonna go morrisons and get me some chicken for t'bbq

>>214652946
FOD

>>214652984
the forced gay thing ruined the whole film for me desu, not even a rorke but gay shit doesn't belong in a blokey gangster film

should i buy some jewellery

so's i look like a shagger?

>>214653019
based catposting

snood

>>214653036
on a Monday, in this weather? you've lost the plot

>>214653059
why not
macho men are gay as
straight men are just normal

off to my gay porn dance lesson

The fuck is up with this guy and his zesty ahh thumbnails

utterly mad how the best christmas film is british

>>214653129
buy an ad

>>214653131
what's mad about that?

>>214653129
>basically right we should like tax the rich right and a lot of people dont get this right but I the rich they like don't pay taxes anyway and my grandad could afford a house and that right so we need to tax people that don't pay taxes anyway

>>214653036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI80KQaFDlo

>>214653136
Kek alri Gary

>>214653137
because our films are mostly dog shit and america has made loads of christmas films yet we managed to made the best one.


also scrooged is the second best christmass film

>>214653129
careful mate that foreigner wants your single cookie on a plate

>>214653036
sorry /brit/ shops at m&s

Seriously I've never seen a man so zesty

>>214653206
/brit/ is a working class general

>>214653218
buy an ad

>>214653221
no it isn't we're all middle class and work in tech

don't care about class
i care more about race

/brit/ is a neet thread

>>214653278
>>>/r9k/

I cant be bothered today (and dont think ill bother caring tomorrow)
it isnt possible for me to reach level 50 before this gay change and it is going to leave a stain on my account. I think I will have to start a new account after the reset so that I dont perma have a mark on my account saying that I reached this level at this date (and how it is more obvious than my starting the game 3 months ago)
I now have 28 days to do whatever I want alone. I am going to use it to figure out how to fix my life and make it better from 28 days into the future onwards, to find out what I need to worry less, and how to be happy (and to get into a relationship). I cant keep going on being anxious all of the time and its time to set up shop now to set up the rest of my life. I want to also carry myself like how people respect instead of being a degenerate

Visited /r9k/ once because I thought it'd be a nice place for a loser like me but they were all even bigger freaks than I was so I just stayed here. Made me feel a little bit better about myself.

benny class me

>>214653238
Don't like being called out eh Gary?

according to chatgpt

Working class / lower income: Aldi, Lidl, Asda, Iceland.

Lower-middle / middle: Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s.

Upper-middle / affluent: M&S, Waitrose, Ocado.

cheep chinky chinaman fan has broken on me

Gary's gay sex arse review channel

>>214652433
reckon this link will be used as evidence in a future court case

>>214653371
should have bought british

>>214653368
somewhere between working and lower-middle, me. Shop at Lidl one week and morrisons the other

Gammon bastards

tomorrow is the one time a year i see my landlord. Still tidied up a bit for him like even though he wont bother stepping into the flat

>>214652433
>I do not use WhatsApp or send text messages and I do not have any photos/pictures
rorke mate

>>214653333
What update?
Haven't followed Go in a long time, think I'm only level 38 after all these years x

>>214653129
>the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses
>btw I'm a multi-millionaire because I got absurdly lucky
>the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses

it's time

Pokidaxi got to level 40 on a fresh account in < 42 hours, but he lives in California and bought all the lucky eggs to have them running all day. also level 40 is like 10% of the way to 50

>>214653490
dripping with British culture, whatever this gibberish is

>>214653418
lemme just learn a new language to go over and watch the footy

>>214653490

I mean in less than 24 hours

I just shop with whoever has a good delivery spot for me
Prefer Ocado because I appreciate everything being bagged, very easy to unpack

getting chatgpt to generate me images of sexy witches (adult ones btw just in case emmayank shows up)
love the idea of a powerful woman who could make the milk in my fridge go bad and also make me impotent

toadys shinies:
trubbish
starly

Spinda encouter today is an 11/15/15. they are getting pretty good. it was a new pattern

>>214653522
>Prefer Ocado
Prefer being done up the arse too, bent cunt?

moo deng

shoved an old toothbrush handle up my bum once and didnt like it

>>214653551
lets see one

>>214653569
povvo mong and his clubcard getting lairy like I won't split you down the middle with an axe kick

>>214653418
>won't speak the language
Who learns a foreign language to go to an away game
Maybe learn a few words/phrases if you're going away for a couple of weeks

>>214653419
if he whipped his solid lad out and said he'd give you 50% off your rent for the next year for one solid bumming would you go for it?

>>214653623
yeah of course

>>214651691
>>214651691
>>214651691
New

OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA

do you think if jews weren't jewish they'd also be antisemitic

>>214653623
no i only live here because it's £510 a month, i aint getting rogered for a £255 a month off rent

me in germany for the football:
guten tag
das ist good futbol ja
ausgang

>>214653664
>£510 a month
Vgh, the dream

>>214653664
nigga living in hull

>>214653691
it's a shithole though

would get bummed for £255 a pop that's a decent rate

>>214653600
done him

Why's Gary of popular YouTube channel Gary's economics dressed up like a homeless bloke in his profile pic?

>>214653664
describe your £510 incel cave

>>214653737
the deal is for over £3000

actually the bad thing already happened. I worked it out

how do i stop being a coomer or gooner as it is now called

>>214653751
buy an ad

>>214653767
if you become an alcoholic your willy stops working

>>214653764
well he can have 12 goes I've set the price now

>>214653767
>how do i stop doing thing
don't do thing

P O W E R F U L
O
W
E
R
F
U
L

>>214653781
Gary this is getting sad now

>>214653810
big if true

>>214653786
*raises paw*
Can I have a go?

hate to be the guy who posts AI slop but if you insist

>>214653786
why sell yourself short

>>214653876
meant for
>>214653596

>>214653876
ah yes, gpt piss filter

>>214653876
post a bullet through your brain you disgusting clanker lover

>>214653876
not really sexy nor a witch though is it

ate a tofu that was too hot and felt it burning me organs

>>214652206 (OP)
>Try to make friends for th first time since highschool
>Fail miserably

I am just gonna give up

>>214653889
actually asked for it to look like that on purpose so it would look like it was from an old camera

Wish I could fuck one of those repressed paki or Indian girls who go off to uni and go on a slut rampage.

>>214653753
There's the living room which i don't use because it's next to the front door to the main building, and people love to make noise. That's half full of furniture and shit i don't often use. Basically storage.
There's a little hallway with a fridge and a freezer. Freezer doesn't work anymore but i don't really need to freeze stuff anyways so i just use the fridge
The kitchen is very small. Basically an L-shaped table top with a sink and a little nook for a washing machine
The bathroom is even smaller, the bath takes up half the room
The bedroom is in the back and is alright. bit cluttered atm but it's ok. My desk is there and is generally pretty quiet.
The walls are so thin i hear neighbours coming in and out all the time and one of them has a kid who is so loud. I hear him running up and down stairs and it shakes my flat when he does it. Annoying little prick

>>214653910
i was racist against robots before you zoomrats were out of primary school, you're just a bandwagoning nonce lad

>>214653929
I'm referring to the distinct yellowness that sora adds to everything
maybe prompt for a slight blue/purple filter on top

how do all those jeets move to japan then
should be me

>>214653820
based Banksy supporting are Lucy

>>214653963
pathetic defence you dildo sucking roboqueer
end your mistake of a life pronto

>>214653980
well their mums don't arrange it for them so no wonder you haven't done it

Might get this shirt

any crippling vapist man in

Futurama fry best moments

>>214654005
ziedbelgian

>>214654001
mum said she would sort it for me but she doesn't know what to do

>vaping
sort yourself out

fizzy mango lemon limeade

>>214653989
ever been to seattle? love that place

>>214654049
yeah actually had really good ramen there

>>214653820
why do ur judges still wear wigs?

I want to have friends but I am autistic and only like history, film and warthunder/historic total war

perfect katies lining up outside the gherkin x

just caught landorus
only need a couple more pokemon and i've got them all
gotta catch em all

shoving my finger knuckle deep into my cock

>>214654089
t.

>>214654067
only just recently found out that ramen is a real traditional chinky dish and not just something that students and prison inmates subsist on, funny how life works out

>>214654093
>history, film and warthunder/historic total war
I hate you in every way imaginable

bill game
or
glib male
or
gay mill
or
lily mag

>>214654111
lol

>>214654093
same except I'm happy alone

>>214654132
I am starting to be happy alone I just want friends but again they all suck

>only like history, film and warthunder/historic total war
>anyone else being the one who "sucks"

The Great Escape is the best film to watch over the Christmas Period!

take me back

>>214653918
whats a sexy witch supposed to look like then? obviously you can't make them warty and green because then they wouldn't be sexy
(pardon the atrocious haircut, i asked for this one to look like she's from the early 90s)

look at how small ringo's head was compared to little richard's
fascinating

went to shop and didn't hear any english at all

we don't talk about bruno no no no

>>214654098
kill yourself

>>214653943
Wow you really are an incel!

>>214654216
I seriously hope you're not wasting money on this

>>214654249
i've had sex

>>214654216
idk but these just look like random women

>>214654250
i do have a gpt premium plan but it's not that expensive and i use it for a lot more than just this
hope you didnt waste too many years studying IT only to get supplanted by even cheaper labour in AI (now you know how we felt when you lot came in and took our jobs)

>>214654216
kim novak in bell book and candle? veronica lake in I married a witch? probably

>>214654291
I studied engineering, but I'm an unemployable NEET

>>214654320
did you try redeeming the card?

>>214654269
Humping your pillow doesn't count la

>>214654227
why he holding johns hand like that

>>214654349
no it was with a woman in her vagina

OH MY DAYSSSS
RORKE

OH
MY
DAYS

I'm on three different boards and nothing interesting is happening on any of them

Current client contact is an Indian and it's a fucking nightmare taking calls with him

How is your accent THAT strong
How are you completely mispronouncing words
Why do you slur so much

Leave every call with a headache from having to concentrate so hard

I have to go do/give a preponderance and allow for evidence to the contrary to the bad thing a chance to show (because it is not possible to prove it / otherwise, and because the timeframe is so short)

>>214654369
what about this? >>>/d/11350395

Have ADHD but don't do that thing where you have hundreds of tabs open
How do people live like that

'ginas

not so much scared of death as i am that someone will have to touch my body in order to dispose of it
even worse they might cut open my torso to do an autopsy before shoving me in a refrigerated drawer, , they might even stick their finger up my bum, genuinely gives me the fear

eating garlic butter prawns
breathberg is gonna pong like fuck

>>214654412
evil berg

>>214654431
for me it's having my tiny little cock seen and they all laugh while i'm unable to defend myself as i am dead so all I can do is sit as a spirit and watch

any good cooks on?

I accidentally put a fish stock into the bolonaise rather than beef. Mum's back in about 20 minutes so what can I add that cancels out fish? bread?

>>214654431
what if you let out a gay sound when you die

>>214654412
have seen a few girls who looked like this who were dating older balding men, i tell ya some guys get all the luck

>>214654416
ktim but i have hundreds of bookmark groups

would like to get dick-mogged one day by a trannard but my willy is just too big so I haven't seen any bigger willies so far

>>214654431
Reckon the thought of my parents having to go through my stuff is about 50% of the reason I haven't give the old 'cide much thought

>>214654470
show me your dick

>>214654462
rosemary and other woody herbs, red wine if you have it

Years of sitting in a cheap chair off amazon, i finally got an aeron and my upper back is straining like fuck now that i can’t really hunch over like the ringer of notre dame anymore

People say it takes a couple weeks to re learn good posture but man

big batons bobbing about in nike tech trackies
uninitiated perfect katies are out and about

>>214654462
add capers and black olive

>>214654462
will actually taste better since fish contains a lot of glutamates
another trick is blending in some anchovy into your sauce before cooking it

>>214654462
blame it on the worcestershire sauce

>>214654482
can't unfortunately, this is a blue board

>>214654462
mother's going to have your guts for garters

>>214654513
you can link to red boards without fear

Why would bread cancel out fish
What is this nigga on

"nigga"
opinion disregarded

>>214654465
bumping off some old fart for his money is a classic witchy move tbf

>>214654462
cookingmong has been waiting all year to be asked a question like this

>>214654557
how do you accidentally add fish stock to bolognese
blud is retardo

>>214654541
all it would take is one overzealous janny and my 4chan-posting career will go up in flames

>>214654578
built for bulimia

fish stock and two smoking barrels

>>214654578
>bogged face
shame, she won't be my wife then

>>214654587
just ban evade

women dont have to be woman-hot to produce good looking sons

>>214652806
he was bending, beckham?

>>bogged face
>shame, she won't be my wife then

>>214654611
I'm a pass-user since I want to support this site. I would not be able to use the pass regardless

>>214654640
>he likes girls with puffy balloon faces
couldn't be me

>>214654578
well with one of them he clearly wasn't rich, nor really that much older than her (she was like early 20s and he was like 10 years older or less), but he was fat and balding and also dressed gothy, just dunnae understand it

Getting myself into the fiahstock clinic to have my meatballs removed

the most perfect katies, reserved for schizophrenic violent yardie cronem goons

>>214654665
more buccal fat for me then

>>214654600
dall-e was trained on a lot of Instagram, you have to dedicate a lot of prompt space to get them at all natural looking

>>214654661
do they have squirrels down there?

>>214654661
ktim but I don't use, as the Americans say 'hard r' because with my accent the hard r doesn't exist

>>214654665
you are dumber than pond scum

hiya lads!

>>214654661
so much this

wish one of my friends would message me out of nowhere and say "hey, how are you?" so i could lie and say "i'm fine, how are you?" (it's a lie on both fronts because i'm not fine, nor do i really care how they're doing)

>>214654708
no

Low-quality thread

>bolonaise
This man is a runt through and through

>>214654706
>dall-e
favourite pixar film that

>>214654715
hey

>>214654754
my wife

first time a saw a squirl was in switzerland
weird seeing this creature that youve only ever seen on cartoons and stuff but real

>>214654734
that's not good

>>214654749
I mean power and internet isn't free regardless

>>214654733
hi mate hows it fpong

niggercunt

what will schizos hallucinate when implanted microchips are normalized and part of everyday society?

>>214654788
theyre evil

America doesn't have hedgehogs
Mental that, they've got big fuck-off bears and that but no hedgehogs

>>214654749
you pay to exist
if you want the jews to stop stealing your money i'm afraid suicide is your only option, and even then they'll still try to rob your family blind with funeral expensive, just can't win when it comes to the bloody heebs

Mum kept calling me Walter Mitty for some reason

rorke stirring his bowlognayse

>>214654353
it's nice
they're all grabbing at his hands
he was one of their idols they loved him

>>214654809
bears ate them all i suppose

Went through a horrible biomass majority area earlier. This country has been raped beyond belief.

burning down a rainforest so i can goon to AI witches

>>214654775
i've heard more than one story about australians coming here and freaking out because at first they think the squirrels are rats

leaving the thread until you lot get your act together and make some actual good posts

>>214654840
the gyaldem

>>214654838
4/10 in Yankland

>>214654812
>jews stealing your money
he gives his money voluntarily to gookmoot for the privilege of living under janny's thumb

>>214654832
bradford?
leicester?

liar

anyone remember that webm where some woman is confronting her daughter about some stolen cakes or something, and the daughter says a burglar broke in and ate the cakes and that he was a black man?

>French government on the brink as prime minister faces defeat in confidence vote
Are these niggas ever not in some political crisis? They're worse than us

could go for that pasta takeaway right about now

>>214654803
they'll be paranoid that they are the only ones without a microchip

>>214654868
A town outside of Bradford. Fucking depressing.

>>214654875
lol yeah that was me

>>214654875
yes mate, here it is

>>214654897
fucking cake-thieving wog

Probably better if they're confined to their own ghettos if we're being honest

at least they are charitable

*flies through the thread*

>>214654924
you mean whatever paki country they crawled out of? i agree

off out to the bollock shop

>>214654912
they wuz delicious nigga bludclart

>>214654951
>>214654951
>>214654951

>>214651691
>>214651691
>>214651691
New

>>214654911
cute pidge

>>214654960
>>214654963
2 early dogshit jf threads. Truly we are blessed.

>gingerpaedo edish
>dtfic edish
someone make a real new

>>214654980
I love it when they sit near humans :)

>>214654960
this page literally wont load from the thread but the other one will

>>214654984
mine is old thoughbeit

uh oh

>>214652206 (OP)
Happy Wednesday