Thread 214654951

veronica lake

dtfic rattled once again

Reckon I might try gay sex
Don't want to take it up the arse but all the other stuff seems alright

>>214654822
>During Richard's heyday, his obsession with voyeurism and group sex continued, with Robinson's participation. Richard wrote that Robinson would have sex with men while she sexually stimulated Richard.[138] Despite saying he was "born again" after leaving rock and roll for the church in 1957, Richard left Oakwood College after exposing himself to a male student. The incident was reported to the student's father, and Richard withdrew from the college.[139] In 1962, Richard was arrested for spying on men urinating in toilets at a Trailways bus station in Long Beach, California.[140] He participated in orgies and continued his voyeurism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZtp3aWGQw
wonder if she was let off the hook for making mumstein laugh so hard

i don't feel safe around people who have different skin tones to me

yeah this is the one I suppose

gonna have a cig and go outside to make sure the crow isnt standing on the road again (think its trying to commit suicide or being spiteful)

>>214655020
crazy how british that kid looks

how is this a gingerpaedo edition?

raped through the heart
and you're to blame

>>214654990
you sound raped
>>214655058
he makes the ones without "edition" at the end

>>214655020
Unironically sad cause you know she's learned that from the parents

if I get my bachelor of surgery (MBChB) I am going to make my thesis be me giving grey squirrels ovariectomies

lets be honest dtfic is based

haha leaky pg tips brushing against clapper -2

/brit/ sends its collective support to the family of Giorgio Armani as they continue to grieve

>>214655053
save him

>>214655112
Didn't he get shot in the 90s

what the actual fuck bros....

>>214655020
mum laughing a little too hard at that one. Also weird that she would upload her daughter saying that to the internet.

An idyllic scene in Jerusalem

>>214655067
as far as i'm concerned you're both schizos who should bugger off back to /cum/, but you just won't will you? because not even leafs and yanks like other leafs and yanks

if we want to advance as a nation, we must accept that inviting millions of brown biomass was a mistake.

>>214655120
keep scaring him off the road but I think hes getting pissed! the other crow is not doing the same

>>214655122
no that's the mandildo effect at work

>>214655077
learned what, vision? suspect identification?

>>214655067
you are so lost and confused

>>214654999
tried gay sex once (i was the bummer not the bumee) and there was a fair amount of poo involved as the other lad was an amateur poof and hadn't prepped his arse passage
put me off it and i'm straight now

what about the video of the little boy shouting "you fucking black cunts"

rolling a cig taking ages! my plan was to go out at 17:00

breaking into british homes a stealing mr kipling angel slices

No progress will be made until people stop caring about being seen as racist
The correct response to "that's racist" isn't "no it isn't", it's "I don't care"

>>214655143
lure them away with foods

>>214655170
remember when john terry said that wouldn't get away with it nowadays

>>214655135
as far as im concerned you can lick my ass and nuts
>>214655155
your the raped

>>214655152
Mate she's about 3 obviously she hasn't linked black people and crime through her own observations
Engage your brain rorke

>>214655124
obviously the humour lies more in the fact that she doesn't understand the implications of what she's saying

>>214655184
this works if you are big

https://pastebin.com/UP8uMGEw
what the actual fuck lol anyone seen this?

>>214655184
you taking your big stand on an anonymous image board yeah? Big man

>>214655229
this works regardless

idk the childs mind is like a sponge

not gay or a trannard but sometimes i have fantasies about being a woman and passionately kissing men
not having sex mind, very specifically kissing

>>214655212
children can easily see through the veil of collective unconscious

>>214655204
lol remember my da getting wound up about that one
how can it be racist he is black and he is a fucking cunt

vietnamese tour guides explaining how the vietcong didn't fall into their own spike traps be like: >>214655229

yeah i'll definitely be clicking that NOT

just said I don't care in greggs

>>214655214
still weird to upload your kids to the internet. If I had kids I wouldn't be having a single photo of them online

>>214655271
which ones?

oh no

>>214655243
mods

>>214655243
https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?cbir_page=similar&cbird=178&rpt=imageview&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.nextmedia.com.au%2FNews%2FCRN-690-Eugene_Kaspersky__CEO_.jpg&cbir_id=225404%2FGG9ntNj5tmuG5Yp5ar5w0Q6461

what comes next will shock you

>>214655288
scrimbling

>>214655340
john mcafee's ghost haunting me through my screen and telling me not to click this

i regularly hoover up spiders into my vacuum cleaner which tears them apart limb from limb
I also scoop up any slugs found in the bathroom and fling them into the toilet, to be flushed down into the sewers where they drown in piss and poo water
Humans are the apex predator

as if i'm clicking any of that

>>214655342
*jabs you with a cattle prod*

>>214655305
really not that weird, my mum used to do it to me all the time and i grew up before social media was massive
sometimes she still posts photos of me on facebook and IG and i have to hack her accounts to delete them. don't undestand the foid obsession with filming/photographing everything

OK going out in 10 minutes. 17:00. want to say cya later twice so, cya later

>>214655374
horrid cunt

>>214655374
>slugs found in the bathroom
this nigga shrek

rorke flexing his muscles after killing a defenceless little creature

>>214655402
hey before you go, do you drive a car? and if so what kind?

mad how polfags think they are doing something by taking their big stand in their right wing echo chambers

why would there be slugs in the washroom

clean your house for pete's sake

daquarius flexing his muscles after kicking a small dog

>>214655257
would call you a wog in real life and there's nothing you could do about it because I'm 8ft tall and 400kg with bulging muscles

>>214655279
Drop the VPN 190

been busy all day. havent had time for a wank. gotta be up in 4 hours so cant even do a quick one before bed. fml.

don't understand why politicians can't just make policies that benefit everyone, really doesn't seem that hard to me

>>214655374
bad

just don't like them

I could have a sandwich for my tummy supper or maybe something else?

mad how her face doesn't look like it's part of her body because I've only ever seen it on a pear

The department of woke and penis

a little mothberg once managed to land itself in a tiny bit of water left over after my bath
it was unable to fly even after I pushed it out which meant I had to mercy kill it by running the tap

>>214655530
based fatass

>>214655462
at 5 pm?

roundabout near me has got a st george's cross on it

>>214655433
I was reading that thread, pretty mental

mad how the earth's rotation and current position with regard to the sun means that everyone out on the street can view my smelly incel flat in all its glory for around 15 minutes every day

>>214655541
it needed time to dry its wings out, it would have been fine you dafty

on the gin

>>214655555
England is rising...

went out for the first time in weeks and saw flags and then felt unnerved but then remembered that I have white skin so I am ok

got you know what fatigue

>>214655484
why would they

>>214655600
Im feeling so many kinds of fatigue

>>214655578
oy vey anuddah shoah etc etc

>>214655554
4am here. Been up working on assignments, work starts in 3 hours. Getting too old for this shit, my fault for waiting until my late 20s to get serious about my life.

britishers RISE

remember that time rorke hung his country's flag and thought he accomplished something

>>214655600
long covid?

have the medical condition of thinking everyone hates me

they do actually though

What’s with all these cunts “auditing” the police
Should be locked up if you ask me

>>214655578
why do you keep pretending to be canadian

>>214655643
Americans famously never fly their flag

hate racists
no room for racism in my country

DOES ANYBODY LOVE ANYBODY ANYWAY

hit my head going down the stairs and now have a very visible swollen bump on my bald hair fuck my gay retard life

farming (you)s from jfs on outer int

>>214655684
not your country is it

>>214655667
t. nervous bobby

>>214655667
The police are woke
Unleash the prats on them says I

look at this screenshot of crocodile dundee 2
australians used to make art, man

>>214655667
they get money from youtube views. That's you fully caught up.

>>214655703
more mine than it is yours you paki cunt

>>214655693
are you okay?

>>214655686
took a bus to go see him perform live once

>>214655712
good post

>>214655699
they're not privy to our advanced methods and ways

>>214655679
we do and it helped sooo much

I was the lad at school who the girls all pretended to fancy as a joke

>>214655728
i think so

Thunderberg is having a proper melty outside

>>214655759
most of thats hispanics which is ineviteable with your massive porous border with them and theyre basically americanized already

copped a warning for a very mild racial slur but cloudflare is fucking up so i can't view my warning and thus can't post (am on phone now) so am effectively banned. thanks for that janny you fucking grass.
why do you need to solve a captcha to view your status anyway? so annoying

>>214655768
ktim
got asked out once as a joke but someone gave it away by laughing so I caught on

cant believe yanks have been complaining about imigration all this time and its just mexicans

>>214655759
why do hispanics end up in the north thought they'd mostly be in texas

>>214655768
still going on about gaza is she

https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?release_date=1980-01-01,1989-12-31&country_of_origin=AU
selecting a kino for the night's viewing

can't wait to get home and have a big healthy vegan tea

>>214655807
that happened to me the other day somethings fucked up with tampermonkey. just disable it for a second

>>214655768
i thought this was me but in retrospect her was in earnest

>>214655768
ktimmers
got a few joke hugs and confessions

purchase mexican chicken for dinner

no pasta in the cupboard so I just microwaved a bowl of tinned tomatoes and a tin of tuna. Was alright.

>>214655825
Kek this, they're literally Christian whats the problem supposed to be

Odin autistically smashing up his smelly bedroom

>>214655860
sounds like it would have been a pretty dire meal even with pasta

>>214655838
that's not healthy

>>214655772
goose egg sounds painful. i'm not sure what the protocol is but if you start to feel unwell you might want to go to urgent care

>>214655866
as if that matters

>>214655835
never mind i was looking in the wrong decade

Police say Banksy has gone too far now

Do Not Insult The State

>>214655889
tuna and tomato and pasta. That's a meal. Tomato tuna pasta, they call it.

I'd like you to let me have some of your supper please :)
if you like to let me share with you later I will cook you a meal

>>214655893
thank you im aware of that ill keep the thread updated

>going to a&e for a bumped head
bender

>>214655890
well it is
both for me and for animals

>>214655913
if it's covered up why does it need security

drinking a VB longneck for breakfast

;)

>>214655917
who is "they"?

>>214655913
banksy is extremely reddit so he's probably a balding s0ylennial

>>214655913
>painting on and vandalizing property that isn't yours

Grow up

The graffiti at the Royal Courts of Justice, which is home to the High Court and the Court of Appeal, sat beneath a CCTV camera.

Security guards were stationed beside the artwork after its discovery and it was covered with black plastic sheeting and metal barriers.

>>214655913
is that a judge smashing a migrant hotel protester?

>>214655955
get that down ya, ya dog cunt

>>214655736
any good?

>>214655967
>tuna and tomato and pasta. That's a meal. Tomato tuna pasta, (((they))) call it.
better?

gym bill

>>214655985
either that or palestine but its left intentionally obscure

don’t know how men get the confidence to post themselves on social media

>>214655668
LMAO

>>214655955
at 5 pm?

Really though it is kind of funny how Banksy developed this immunity because of being "le famous artist". When in reality he IS vandalizing which is against the law.

Like why treat him differently than any other motherfcker painting on public places.

>>214655967
italians who live by the sea in rustic stone villas. They go out and fish during the day and when they return their tomatoes that have been simmering all day, tended to by a hearty italian woman, are added to fresh pasta and the catch of the day

how these humble coastal fishermen are catching 500kg tuna that live in the middle of the ocean is unclear

is it just me but it seems like people are getting poorer and things are getting more expensive

it makes me not want to spend my benefits

this was mad

>>214656009
big tuna trying to convince the world they can be anything other than a dogshit sandwich filling

>>214656073
I doubt Italians call it an English name

>>214656002
it was ok but at the time he wasn't touring with a band so it was just him and a keyboard playing and singing along to playback and it was just lawn seating and I felt awkward sitting there like I felt like I was the only person actually there because I was interested in his music everyone else was just there because it was free and they'd brought their lawn chairs and coolers but yeah it was ok

just finished their netball practice I see

terrone melty

must have been years since the willard got fully erect. just don't know what happened. I'm healthier than ever and barely watch porn. maybe I just can't get fully aroused without a woman and that's all it is. much much harder to maintain an erection lying down too though. think I'm unfixable.

>>214656059
What is that supposed to be. A cotton ball with a ghost face? A spider egg sac?

>>214656112
um

>>214656109
lol

is banksy even a single person or is it a group

>>214656112
the fit 5 pms >> weak 3 pms

pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed

>>214656077
bad omen

>>214656119
use it or lose it lad

>>214656138
alri tommy?

>>214656125
It's a low-res baby seal pasted onto an image of a burger patty.

must yanks need everything explained to them

>>214656119
You need blood flow down there bro. Less drinking and smoking. More healthy cardio and running

might drop out of uni

need my neighbour out of business

oh no the political activist painted on a wall grr

erectile dysfunction?
vaginal reconstruction.

>>214656177
what do you do?

mumberg is pissing me off
might bounce her head of the wall

Sir Wall Painter

>>214656177
bill gate dropped out of university
he lost 20$

modern women are doomed

>>214656136
I think originally it was one guy but over time he became a sort of Damien Hirst studio art type character who has a group of people working for him who do his stuff for him

>>214656200
mostly sit around and wank

>>214656184
alri London Met officer

If Rayner gets tired of the limelight she can always move into my place

got some Witcher 3 I could play tonight but I reckon I might not be in the mood when I get home
might be some netflix slop or some YouTube slop

>>214656209
he didn't pick it up?

>>214656228
I'm sure she's dying to sell her two houses to go and live with you and your mum

I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional

woaoahoahhh mysterious girl i wanna get close to you

>>214656177
I dropped out of 2 separate degrees from 2 separate universities and now I earn twelve pound an hour.

every brit thread has one american having a tanty and one canadian posting gore. worse posters than the belgian

>>214656228
Dont think they allow human women into the gorilla pit

>>214656225
LOL! but which subject?

>>214656215
i mean he must be a million years old there's no way he's running around doing the work himself. it would take a team to do it regardless i think

>>214656259
kill yourself

>>214656204
she been to the mumberg school of cutting you off mid sentence and then misinterpreting what youre saying and telling you to do things you were just away to do

>>214656258
you earn below minimum wage?

>>214656259
true

why do i always have no energy

>>214656258
third time's the charm

my arse is gay

>>214656289
All that and more

>>214656285
you are the worst poster in this general
worse than belgiumnonce
worse than heathermong
worse than canslad
worse than all of us

>>214656259
that 'canadian' is another yank

remember that dweeb crying about getting bullied by cool people in school for like an hour this morning

In america the mexicans just come mow your lawn then demand money, you dont even ask

rorke come and get your fucking mam

>>214656310
depression
seek therapy
seek medication

I don't wear jeans

>>214656318
nobody likes you heathermong and the world would be a better place if you died

>>214656318
Is he fuck

>In america
dont care, this is about britain

>>214656334
would never happen in Britain
our gardens are made from paving slabs and astroturf

>>214656347
can't be bothered

>>214656354
I was like that when I was a child because I had sensory processing issues

>>214655947
anemia and vitamin b12 deficiency is not healthy

>>214656310
Probably low vitamin d, most of the country has it apparently, especially in the auntumn and winter

>>214656370
alri deano?

dont have any friends

>>214656420
hiii x

>>214656356
his ai therapist loves him very much

>>214656401
fake news pushed by big vitamin

>>214656420
come to london x

Winter is coming I need to find winter clothing

>>214656360
In Britain, they talk about America daily. Im giving them first hand info

parliament of portaloos over yonder

>>214656427
how did you respond in ten seconds

tfw nobody tells me off for using /brit/ anymore

>>214656420
this but also neet virgin

>>214656391
neither anaemic nor vitamin defficient
it's 2025 these are not 1st world problems in any real sense regardless of diet

>>214656356
>>214656430
I'm not heathermong!

cutting random bits off my hair again

>>214656462
Why would they? New Zealand is an inherently British country

garda asked me, and he said im being serious not a bollix, but do you really have no friends to stay with

he literally coudnt get his head around someone having no friends

>>214656441
this your local school? caching the 5 pms are we haha

my last day as a fat bastard then I am ON IT, will be calorie counting, will have a tight supple body

>>214656495
So this is the face of yanks in /brit/

>>214656506
I've lost 20kg and still look the same demoralising

>>214656489
because i post here often and people used to get cross with me

>>214656502
why were you speaking to the garda lad? noncing again?

>>214656449
im always here.... watching

https://news.sky.com/story/fake-documents-debt-and-student-visas-inside-the-uks-immigration-system-13423639

Illegal immigrants with no right to be here:
>Given a house by the council
>assessed as destitute and given financial support
>Children's healthcare and schooling being paid for
>Food is free from a foodbank

>>214656506
the fact you'll start tomorrow instead of right now means you'll be eating a takeaway at the weekend

>>214656487
you ever pluck out your hairs?

It's something to do. Done my entire beard / facial hair in the past.

>>214656258
I finished but still make minimum wage. those years in industry really are important

>>214656487
getting a haircut tomorrow me

>>214656506
*jiggles your belly* I'll miss this fat lad

>>214656524
>I've lost 20kg
well done
thats 1/3rd of my body weight so congrats

>>214656495
crazy how he's been posting here for so long and only recently had a mental breakdown because of the jews

>>214656524
hit the weights lad that's an order

>>214656547
Is this self harm? Would you like me to find help for you?

>>214656547
that's something a druggie would do

will grant you that the earth is warming but not that it’s solely due to carbon emissions or cows farting

how do people think the ice age melted? there’s been times when there was no ice on earth. when greenland had forests and then times when glaciers reached france. the earth is 4 billion years old, the climate changes all the time

>>214656529
mummy called them on me and i had to go down to the station to speak to them

he was a prick and called in his supervisor when he realised he couldnt bully me

>>214656547
heathermongian post

>>214656211
they havent yet but they will once i lose my sanity

>>214656526
Probably pakis seething that you're more British than them even without coming within 10k miles of Britain

>>214656558
cor bet you're a little minx

>>214656558
>20kg
>thats 1/3rd of my body weight
you a hobbit?

>>214656583
It's more of a compulsive thing than a self harm thing. It's not painful as such and there's no damage, the hairs grow back.

>>214656569
Wait isn't he Jewish? Why does he look like that

>>214656603
hope everything is well for you and you've apoligised to your mum
do you not call her mam?

>>214656594
so what's causing the change now

>>214656646
hes palestinian

HAHAHAHA
guy behind the 7/7 tube bombing btw

>>214656603
what did you do

>>214656646
no he's sicilian iirc but claims he's pure white the copes he's gone thru have been hilarious

>>214656646
>>214656668
Talking about St George are we rorkeypoo?

>>214656681
why dont we get the dignity of our terrorist attacks being referred to with our own special name

>>214656681
reckon bin laden masterminded 9/11 2bh
although it's fair to say I don't necessarily have the journalistic chops of *checks notes* the sun

the jews will do to white people what they are doing to Palestinians right now in a heart beat and you are a fool if you think they won't

>>214656657
shes a bitch
>>214656683
was addicted to drugs but i stood up to her so she called the police as a way to control me

>>214656681
I'm so tired

jews aren't real mate grow up

>>214656735
what do you do for fun when you're not da jooz posting?

>>214656735
yeah that's something pal

you catch the game last night bud?

>>214656728
the cia and mossad masterminded it

>they're given a free house and a new mercedes and also free money.
Yeah but that's just a load of bollocks isnt it

>>214656594
i reckon we need to stop trying to stop climate change cause no one wants to slow down industry and start preparing for mass migration as places start to get inhospitable

just seen a shop with halloween stuff in the window

>>214656681
>commit an act of terrorism in your country
>do the time
>judge says all the best get well soon!
holy fuck id be fucking fumin if i lost anyone to these

>>214656776
I thought you had already moved onto the "yes its happening and it's a good thing" stage on this topic leftypol

>>214656790
sounds scary as fuck hope youre alright

>>214655768
this is me as an adult

charkansaw malakota is a drunk red indian preaching from his reservation in oklahoma

>>214656681
no wonder they covered up the banksy it was wildly inaccurate

A British judge would be handing him a slice of cake and going "now now off with you and stop those silly games like breaking into bases and plotting atrocities"

>>214656764
what do you do for fun when you aren't defending baby killing jews on a Laotian image board?

saving my banger posts

>>214656839
uh oh melty

>>214656594
Fuck are you talking about mate it's the rate of change that is the concern. The earth temperatures changed over thousands of years. We're cracking it up in a few decades.

>>214656681
You know, that professor thats saying there will be civil war in the UK says that one of the things that might make things really kick off would be the murder of one of these judges

>>214651691
>>214651691
>>214651691
New

>>214656834
Depends which side theyre protesting for innit

>>214656867
cap