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>>214655246 (OP)
Hahahaha

Io posto qui

I post here.

this is the one

>>214655236
Thank you anon

*enters*

>>214655272
That wasn't me, but I agree with that statement.

let's get this party started!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

:/

>>214655339
>>214655236
Ahh ya. All of the "real" ones I see online actually confusingly say "United States of America" on the back where are Italian anon's says "Confederate". Would make sense a reproduction put that instead of "United".

The daily low temperature is getting close to 60° most nights. I think it's soup/stew time. Probably going to rotate between aloo matar, split pea, lentil, cabbage, or bean.

>>214655412
:-P

>>214655448
o:O

>>214655437
The nighttime lows here are similar, but the daily highs are in the upper to mid 90s.
That's not soup weather. Soup weather generally starts early-mid november

>>214655358
it's wrong and so are you
gays were everywhere fucking each other and running the church
famous philosophers were going on television and writing petitions to argue for paedophilia to be legalized
blacks were murdering each other like today
big cities were hellish crime-ridden shitholes where you'd get mugged or car jacked more often than not
cross dressing and queer culture was mainstream despite being ostensibly shamed
promiscuity and money worship was promoted in famous music, television, and movies
you have a rosy view of the past for no good reason
all this crazy degenerate shit was happening in the 1920s in germany too
the internet just makes it more visible and easier for freaks to commiserate with one another but it doesn't cause any of these deviancies

>>214655486
I feel like it can start in October, at least here in MD. November through maybe early March is good for it though

oh it's schizojeet
save your breath boomeranon

Yeah but it was 93% white

>>214655548
bodied that freak

>>214655591
america was never 90% white

>>214655588
>le boogeyman
kill yourself

>>214655548
On gays both of you are kinda right. It was technically illegal in most states but rarely prosecuted outside of rape cases. People still got beaten up or ostracized in some places but it was an open secret. Everyone had an uncle or aunt who was unmarried but had a "roommate".

>>214655548
>gays were everywhere fucking each other and running the church
Sodomy was illegal and was an arrestable offense. I don't know where you're getting your info from

>famous philosophers were going on television and writing petitions to argue for paedophilia to be legalized
So one guy does an interview, that doesn't mean there was a global push for it

>blacks were murdering each other like today
It didn't get real bad till the 80s, but true

>big cities were hellish crime-ridden shitholes where you'd get mugged or car jacked more often than not
NYC was a shithole till Giuliani cleaned it up, so true for New York at least

>cross dressing and queer culture was mainstream despite being ostensibly shamed
That is just blatantly false. There was nothing mainstream about it, like I said being a fag was illegal in most states in America until at the earliest the late 1970s

>promiscuity and money worship was promoted in famous music, television, and movies
Wrong. It was still an age of Christian and family values, which is what led to the satanic panic of the 80s. Do some research

>you have a rosy view of the past for no good reason
I was there and I see how bad things have gotten. You just can't imagine a predominately white high trust society because you've never experienced one so you think everything was always as rotten as it is today

>internet just makes it more visible and easier for freaks to commiserate with one another but it doesn't cause any of these deviancies
Early unsupervised internet access most definitely causes deviances and introduces impressionable young kids to suck shit they would otherwise have no exposure to

>>214655746
my point was the past was also a degenerate nightmare
the internet isn't to blame for it
it might even be what makes people wake up from the ideological mind prisons westerners have been trapped in for over a century

>>214655790
>proves he's completely clueless and has a fairytale version of the past in his head
maybe it's time for a nap grandpa

>>214655790
all of that is you saying true. you lost this debate unc

>>214655839
>No counter just a snarky quip
I hate millennials so God damn much.

What happens when society stops stigmatizing abnormal behavior?
Nothing good, stigma exists for a reason

>>214655875
sorry man but i ran out of ways to call you a retarded doublenigger who needs to shut up and read a book

>>214655881
>What happens when society stops stigmatizing abnormal behavior?
Tranny drag shows for kids

>>214655864
I didn't get that, Kumar. Come at me one more time

unc is getting piled on

whom /wizard/?

>>214655903
>Read a book about something you lived through
Ok well just agree to disagree because there's no point to this

They took this from you

>>214655933
I'm in my 4th year of wizardry

Canadian samefagging on the rise

we need more racism

Is there a name for this type of humour? A mixture of pissing off cuckservatives (showing trans people) and libtards (saying nigga).

>>214655978
hows it hanging big guy?

Sometimes during a goon sesh the thought of how degenerate it is gives me a boost of energy and arousal
Like I'll suddenly start thinking how this poor colombian girl shaking her ass on screen was groomed into being a cam girl, and how she's likely so poor she's forced to do this
And the thought of how this impoverished girl is forced to perform sex acts on camera just makes me even more aroused
Idk, gooning to colombian cam girls is one of my major hobbies

>>214655960
Wholesome chungus 100 <3
https://youtu.be/I-zzyzqhr38

boomer retard going full schizo now lmfao

>>214656017
not good

>>214656037
many such cases

>>214656038
**hugs**
it will get better

Reddit leaf having a meltie itt

Had a dream where my sister was wearing a white blue and pink striped shirt

>>214656057
thanks

>>214656024
In a technical psychological sense, there are different types of arousal that can combine to create heightened sensations. BDSM masochists combine sexual arousal with fear arousal. Scatfags and homosexuals combine sexual arousal with disgust arousal.

Would you rather be gay or black?

>>214656016
it's dirtbag left shit
quite literally safe edgy

>>214656142
death is always an option

>>214656142
“Being gay” isn’t real, so if I were to choose gay, I could just stop doing gay shit and be normal. There’s no coming back from being black.

The elevator at my apartment smells like a black guy's armpit (not a complaint)

>>214656099
It's more both sadism and masochism I guess
Like wow I am grossing doing this but also wow she is a gross nasty naughty girl
So I'd say it's a mix of all of the above sadism, masochism, and disgust
I guess I'm kind of an enlightened coomer

>>214656142
gay

>>214656142
would everything else about my life be the same if i were black? or would i have to grow up black too

Who's the tallest itt

>>214656176
This

>>214656308
I'm only 6'1"

wsup bros

>>214656142
Black. A straight black guy can still earn his way and be respectable in this world if he doesn't act like a piece of shit.

But no matter how successful, rich, accomplished, etc. a gay man is - regardless of race - he will always be disrespected by men and women alike. He will not be seen as the doctor who cured cancer, or who invented lightspeed travel, he will be seen as the genius inventor and healer who sucks dicks and gets fucked in his butt like a little sissy.

It is impossible to ever respect a man who sucks cock.

catalog is horrendous on this board today

>>214655982
Imagine a zoomer or Gen alpha trying to masplain to you what the 90s were like and you start to get a picture of where I'm coming from

>>214656148
I would be fired for saying nigga thoughbeit

Everyone in the US should give me $0.01

last time im gonna tell you to shut the fuck up geezer

>>214656399
giwtwm

>>214656308
not me

What's the evolutionary reason for khazar kilkers

>>214656308
Not me I’m a subhuman manlet freak

>>214656341
>venturing outside /cum/
retard

week two of plummaxxing

>>214656467
it was the only thing keeping their ancestors from being liquidated. ergo the milker gene survives and is passed down through the line, whereas the girls with smol tiddies ended up in a mass grave in the 1400s.

More like lummoxing

>>214656467
holy mother of tits

I wish I was a black entrepreneur

>>214656513
freak status: airborne

Stella Artois. I just don't get it, and that's okay

>>214656341
it's been bad for a long time

>>214656508
EVGENICS

>>214656556
supposedly it tastes different in the UK

>>214656513
>>214656549
I don't get it what is a lum

What is a man

>>214656595
need this, will never have this

>>214656602
doggo noooooooooo

>>214656556
Budweiser is clear

>>214656601
retarded brazillion that shitposts ITT

i like how influences hyped the fuck out of the 9070xt and completely shitted on nvidia while nvidia was actually providing the cutting edge features and stable drivers
amd drivers on linux are shit
and amd completely lied about its price while nvidia is actually lower than msrp
what a joke youtubers are basically an extension of these companies' marketing departments

>>214656595
I have seen a lot of women wearing oversized glasses recently. I kind of like it.

>>214656602
noooo not the heckin pupperino!!!

>>214656667
Oh good it's another fucking namefag, how interesting

>>214656679
yea who gives a fuck about any of this shit though except the dumbest of retards who buy the latest gpu every year

>>214656602
Is he actually okay though? That water looks like it's moving pretty fast

>>214656598
It depends where it's manufactured. For example a 500ml Heineken in my country tastes bad because it is brewed and manufactured in Bulgaria as opposed to the 330ml Heineken sold here which is imported from The Netherlands.

imagine if jason had to take care of a cat what would happen to the kitten?

>>214656602
a miserable little pile of treats

>>214656750
Run away most likely

>>214656721
i care cause i got psyopted into buying amd crap
maybe i had to learn the lesson once this generation

>>214656602
A miserable pile of secrets

Diagnosed a faulty sensor with a AA battery, a paperclip, and some blue tack
Oh and i do it for free

Jam Up and Jelly Tight ya know what im sayin

>>214656733
Heineken tastes like sand it's as worse as pissweiser, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>214656602
and can tell you what it is not and it is not a dog lover
dogs are dumb as shit why people love em so much is beyond me

>>214656789
i have an amd and i'm never buying it again because of all the crashing and shit, its alright though but i rather not have any problems

My car needs a new something pin, it's gonna cost me 500 fucking dollars and I can't help but think this Vietnamese guy is taking me for a ride

>>214656833
>tastes like sand
You're crazy
t. heiny-man

>>214656833
I'm just giving an example. Some brand outsource the manufacturing which they are sold at which sometimes produces an inferior product for some reason.

The most popular beer in arab countries is Heineken for some reason

>>214656865
yea but what can you gonna do about it

>>214656750
he would have sex with it

>>214656865
A cotter pin? What is the issue lol

>>214656883
Fuck...did I have a stroke?

Yeah not really feeling this "going into 6 months of cold grey misery" shit that is winter in Pennsylvania. I should head down to Arizonia or Texas or something

>>214656888
Why?

I haven't had Newkies in a long time. I enjoy them, but can only drink them when they're ice fucking cold .

If it's just cool or worse, warm, it tastes like regurgitated vomit

>>214656922
IDK. when I visited morocco I noticed there were heinken bottles thrown about everywhere. and then some arab anon on /int/ confirmed that it's basically the default beer over there

>>214656910
Nah it's on the front end wheel assembly. I forget what it's called, it's some kinda pin. My shits fucked but I'm still driving it

just diahreaaed

Late stage alcoholism is when you just drink the $6 fifths of vodka because it all tastes the same

The draft Heineken in The Netherlands is good. I went to a festival one time and they were selling 1 euro 350ml, I probably drank 20 for the whole night lol.

>>214656956
>t. fedora man

>>214656921
i think im eventually gonna move to texas as well
im sick of the rent control
im sick of the homeless fucks shitting up the streets
im sick of the deranged psycos
im sick of the shitlibs

women that wear crosses are hot

>>214656985
I don't really know what else there would be a pin except the cotters securing the ball joints.
What are the symptoms?

You probably are being taken for a chump but suspension work can be annoying as fuck if you're in a rust prone area

Would you rather be a 119lb 5'4" Japanese guy living in Nebraska or a big 6'4" nig nog from deep Georgia name Quavion who is the star running back of the college football team (not a big school and not good enough to play in the NFL) who has a mid-tier Hellcat.

I like one certain type of beer but I can’t remember which one it was because I haven’t drank beer since college
All I know is IPAs are absolute dogshit

>>214656874
**claps your heinie**

Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information

>>214656921
fuck fuck fuck I need to get out of the PNW soon

>>214657073
I would rather be Japanese than fucking nigger

>>214656750
it would probably kill itself

>>214657018
I bought a mini Heineken keg a few years ago and it wasn't bad
>>214657066
Gayson wouldn't start a sentence with lower case thoughbeit

But the best beer imo is Erdinger. Highly recommend.

Weihenstephaner is also very good but It's a tongue twister.

I live in a sunny state and I want clouds and gloomy weather
I was in Washington for three months during peak rainy season once and I need to go back

>>214657110
my jason radar is on the fritz

>>214657125
trust me you don't want clouds and gloomy weather
it is entirely soul sucking and depressing

>>214657073
That depends if I'm the same person as I am now.

>>214657110
and jason doesn't drink at all.

>>214657114
Aecht Schlenkerla makes my favorite beers
I miss abbaye du st bon chien, amazing beer too

>>214657125
In my state you get both horrible humid heat and hailstorms in the same day

> - The U.S. Supreme Court again backed Orangemans hardline approach toward immigration on Monday, letting federal agents proceed with raids in Southern California targeting people for deportation based on their race or language.
>The court granted a Justice Department request to put on hold a federal judge's order temporarily barring agents from stopping or detaining people without "reasonable suspicion" they are in the country illegally, by relying on race or ethnicity, or if they speak Spanish or English with an accent, among other factors
America is healing. Common fucking sense is back.

>>214657158
that's why I thought it was him

>>214657110
>I bought a mini Heineken keg a few years ago and it wasn't bad
It's not bad when they are out of your favorite beer. A cold draft fresh beer is always better.

In the supermarket in the Netherlands 10 years ago I used to buy for 60cents a can.

They have this thing there were if you buy a 6pack of glass bottles and then return the bottles you pay half price.

I'm supposed to avoid alcohol while on probation but I liked Guinness and IPAs when I drank.

https://youtu.be/OYQDnV092hI?si=yV9P_3gXrnYF6TKW

WE BACK

>>214657125
BC for all its faults has kino weather. I miss living in Victoria.

>>214657159
Germany, Belgium and Holland make amazing beers.

>>214657149
45C every summer and 24C at midnight is a different type of soul sucking and depressing, anon
>>214657164
I’d rather kill myself than live in heat AND humidity
Currently have heat but no humidity

>>214657279
heat, humidity, and also indians and black people. this is the hell that is texASS

>>214657264
Vancouver Island is really nice, I wanna live deep inside the interior and only see people once every three months

there's a KITTIN sleeping on the car

>>214657222
I'm not a big fan of alcohol but I bought it 'cause my sisters then boyfriend was Dutch. Are there any good Bulgarian beers or spirts?

>>214657349
There are a lot of small islands between the island and the mainland where land is relatively cheap.

>>214657264
yeah who doesn't love cloudy, wet, rainy, damp days 3/4 of the year

Fuck I actually love gloomy weather and rain, it's basically the only time I feel comfortable going outside

>>214657381
I'm not a drinker either, I don' really like alcohol but I used to do a lot of drugs lol.
>Are there any good Bulgarian beers or spirts?
We have a few good beers, the last 10 years there's been a boom in breweries.

Stolichno is a good weiss beer we have and that was before the beer boom. I would say the draft version can go toe to toe with any good Belgian or German weiss.

We have Rakia here which is like a Moonshine, peach and apricot are amazing.

roast beef and havarti on whole wheat

>>214657542
Phwoar, sounds perfect

taught dogberg a new trick

Going to start working out today

>>214657506
>Rakia
They have some in my local LCBO. Maybe I will try it soon.

>>214657588
what trick did you teach doggo?

got a nose bleed twice

>>214657643
Me digging into the cookies after eating a chili and egg burger

>>214657643
based. I've been back into fitness for a few weeks, seeing some minor gainz and it's nice.

>>214657158
Plus he's probably asleep at the moment

i will forever be fat

chubby niggas be like
>mmm mm mm a twinkie!? don't mind if I do!

>>214657792
Niggerman

>>214657646
If I have to be honest the mass produced brand stuff is not very good imo. The real good ones are people making it in their back yard with a whole operation and distilling it a few times. One time I was at a villa or a birthday and the grandpa who owned the villa gave us some of his own brewed apricot Rakia - it's the best thing I've ever tasted.

A lot of the mass produced stuff is mainly from grapes and is harsh for my taste.
I'm not sure about picrel - I think that's one of the more palatable ones but don't expect anything special.

The main two types is grape or plum Rakia - a good Plum is better in my opinion. But if you can find peach or apricot definitely try them although that's more of a home brew thing.

>>214656679
I did so much research before building a new pc with a 5070ti
literally days after I bought, nvidia announced the 5070 ti super
I’m very happy with it (upgraded from a 1070) but still, bit of a piss off

>>214657840
funny image

>>214657843
The buzz from Rakia is wild tho. Be careful kek.

i feel like absolute dogshit every time i work out and thats not even counting the neck pains and what not

My GPU used to be top of the line 10 years ago
t. 1080ti with 12gb of VRAM
I only play games from 10 years ago though

>>214657073
what’s the downside for being Quavion?

i have a 5080

>>214657918
Is this how they prep dogs for spinning? Or is this part of the recovery?

>>214657843
My grandfather brewed his own sljivovica. My dad has been trying to make mead but he hasn't been able to get it right.

I have a $2000 pc and play games on low because I get scared when my pc is hot

>>214657949
literally me except my most played game is from 26 years go

Good morning did my gacha dailies.

>>214658019
Which game?
Lately I’ve been playing the very graphically demanding Daggerfall

>>214657989
Bro I swear I first learned about this when I first visited /pol/. I had no idea they were doing this. Apparently it's one in 2 villages in the East side of our country. It's some old Pagan shit and it's horrific. Nobody condones it here.

>>214658014
Get better fans or a AIO water cooler.

I'm waiting for graphics technology to plateau so that I can buy a top of the line graphics card for $300 while consumers of the over socialized type do the soyjak shuffle and see about all the money they wasted when there weren't even any good games available

>>214658058
Don’t try to gaslight me
Every session of parliament is started with a dog spin

>>214658080
you'll be long dead

>>214658132
mde never dies

>>214658013
Do you have Central or Southeast European ancestry? That's what they call it in Poland and Slovakia maybe, I think and some other places. Maybe in some villages here.

>My grandfather brewed his own sljivovica
I used to do it with my grandpa when I was a kid. It's a tradition here to brew your own stuff.

I've never had mead btw. That's not very popular in Bulgaria.

>>214658080
It has, the problem is jeet slop coders. They could make SM64 run like shit on a 5090

>>214658045
worms armageddon
recently been playing a lot of stardew valley though, another game that doesn't require a 1080ti lol

https://youtu.be/9hZEBN6N0I8?si=u2k73g-IDC-OMhlP

https://youtu.be/4Lx8cqak9oo?si=UcGKKELGuX8uP2i9

Here is the full audiobook of Philip K Dicks short story minority report

>>214658120
kek

I am Polish

The only games worth playing are
Fallout 3/NV
Morrowind/Tamriel Rebuilt
Vanilla-WOTLK World of Warcraft
Skyrim/Skywind/Skyblivion
the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™
OSRS
Minecraft

>>214657459
only mentally ill NEETs could enjoy that

Hello i love c.i.a. I love military and hate civil society. Is this the right place for me?

a 1080 can still run most games well

Civic society should be sacrificed in times of war to save military personel

>>214658265
1080ti was an all-timer of a card
shame they only cater for AI sloppa now and have basically told gaymers to kick rocks

>>214658242
>>214658273
I think we should talk about the tits of whores from your country instead

>>214658238
Play Daggerfall Unity if you’re not already pre filtered

>>214658190
My father is a Croat. I never meet my grandfather since he died a few years after the war ended.

>>214658265
i still have a 4gb 1050, but i only play gta 4 and fallout 3/new vegas

>>214658348
whore

>>214658353
I see. Have you been to Croatia, I've heard it's a nice place. Some good beaches they have.

>>214658242
we hate glowies

My grandparents are all Polacks except for one Ukrainian grandmother but somehow my ancestors avoided being tricked by big Jewish milkers so I don’t have a drop of Jew

>>214658368
i have gta4 in my steam library but i fucking connected it to a rockstar account i long lost so i cant play the fucking game i paid for
i tried pirating it once and it didnt work either

>>214658350
Clunky unc ahh game

Morrowind is better in every way and will encompass the entirety of Tamriel one day, invalidating every other entry in the series.

>>214658265
I went from a 970 to a 1070ti to a 2080ti and am thinking I'll get a top end one with a whole new PC when TES6 is released

>>214658420
Polacks make great sausages, as well as Czechs.
Used to go to a Polack/Czech butcher in Greece and buy the most delicious sausages and meats.

>>214658486
My grandparents used to make sausages and have them hanging around their kitchen

tung tung sahur

>>214658474
when's the last time TES6 even got a progress update? todd is getting away with it again

>>214658459
A tranny like you could never figure it out anyway

>reverse image search an image
>Google gives a single youtube link "exact match"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jtUnKzhGKXQ

GAY LUIGI

Howard Stern standing next to his wife looks like an antisemitic meme

>>214658513
Based. I bet they were tasty. I prefer that in a bun as opposed to a hot dog.

ballerina cappucina

>>214658552
I bet it’ll be abandoned and we’ll never get another TES game after the Fallout show does well and there’s more interest in a Fallout 5

so long gay bowser

>>214658561
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JtUnKzhGKXQ

>>214658407
No, my dad doesn't get along with his family and hasn't been back for a long time. Maybe some day, my mother really wants to visit since her family where from Croatia as well.

for me it's Tralalero Tralala

what's south korea complaining about
they wouldnt tolerate this for half a second there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8LxeCVRnj8

I've made my own martial arts based around the movements one makes when drinking Chai

I call it Chai Tea Tai Chi

>>214658555
There is no value in learning how to play an unintuitive clunky boomer game. Morrowind is better in every way from controls to art to writing.

>I said we don't talk about Chuck, bitch
>*pistol whips DeShawn*
>Fuck you care about him so much?

>>214658571
Hotdogs are usually made with (shitty) frankfurters but Chicago style is made with a Polish kielbasa and some are made with brats
Hotdog just means sausage in a bun tbhfamdesusenpai

Flat is justice.

>>214658513
Mine would hang them in the attic to dry in the winter. Now my dad hangs them in the garage.

Drinking coffee
Didn’t eat dinner yesterday or breakfast today so I’m starving
Considering getting a good ol’ 7-Eleven hotdog

>>214658552
Must've been years ago so I'm happy I have at least got a 2080ti for now

>>214658607
Hope you visit some day.
>>214658667
>Chicago style is made with a Polish kielbasa and some are made with brats
Based. I also prefer it pan seared or something, not a fan of the boiled stuff. Chicago dogs look very good. American mustard is the best, I hate all that other french and bong shit - it doesn't have that kick that makes your mouth water.

>>214658705
They had a shed made for drying and smoking them out (also made lots of dried fish) but would hang the ones that were done in the kitchen
Also lots of onions and garlic hanging around

I struggle to have fun playing Morrowind
Wish I weren't filtered

>>214658737
Beer braised hotdogs are the best way to make them
Pour in some beer, throw in the sausage and some onions, then cook the liquid off and sear the sausage

>>214658763
I bet Jason installed mods to enable running or increased walk speed, that or he cheats to change his arrivistes to run faster
I bet he got a mod to take away hit percentages too

>>214658746
Smoked or dried mackerel is one of the best things.

I like joining video game servers and asking people why they're not at work. people get very defensive

>>214658778
Oh yeah, I had that in Yorkshire, it's really good. They put Guiness I think which caramelizes. I make them myself sometime.

>>214658833
I like smoked herring

>>214658833
I like smoked mackerel more then dried but dried fish with alcohol is top tier

>>214658889
Also this!
>>214658890
Yeah the beer cuts through the fattiness, great combo.

>>214658746
Mine too. They used to make kulen which is smoked for several months.

>>214658866
Darker beer is better for braising and they have more sugar for carmelizing, anything light or hoppy can make your food taste like shit

I've never done any of those things. I leave the gameplay of Morrowind mostly unmodded because it's perfect.

What about a transgender rapper named Lil' bo-creep

>>214658916
The real tragedy when Putin invaded Ukraine was that my supply of dried and smoked fish from Russia was severely reduced and made more expensive
I need to build a shed and make my own….
>>214658918
They’d always load us up with food when we visited, I really need to start making it myself

>work till 9 tonight
>gonna take me almost an hour to get home
>8:45 AM start tomorrow

>>214658918
That looks so good.
>>214658923
Yes, sometimes I put in other dishes, with chicken or pork.
>>214658988
lol
Don't Asians also do this. They love mackerel in Japan.

A false flag in Essequibo, Guyana requests military aid from the US, boots on ground in Caracas

>>214658813
It's not even that stuff that hinders me as you can pretty quickly get faster etc in game
I think im not imaginative enough anymore to get absorbed into the game

>>214659022
I’ve seen Russian smoked fish in Asian grocery stores
I bought one from Bulgaria once but I don’t remember the brand

wish I started listening to audiobooks sooner, I'm finishing one every few days and I can feel my brain growing new wrinkles.

The local Slav grocery store has cute blonde girls behind the counter

On top of already being hell, my workplace is going to celebrate diwali because there's so many Indians working there

>>214659176
Quick question, do you remember that scene from the movie barnyard where the cow dances every time the farmer isn't looking

>>214659216
Does the Pope shit in his hat?

>>214659237
forget it nevermind

>>214659176
based

>>214659185
top kek, Lrn2code they said.

>>214659176
Euro specialty stores are one of the few places not infested with jeets.

>>214659092
I think our mackerel has been put into the endangered species. It not bad, but the Scandinavian and Russain and better because the waters are colder which means fattier fish.

>>214659176
I know they get a bad rep but I love our women here.

A Diwali festival in the middle of Death Valley but I slash everyone’s tires and pour sugar in their gas tanks, hide cellphone jammers, and strand them

>>214659362
DEVILISH

>>214659321
I’ve only ever seen Slavs and white Americans in Euro stores excluding the time I saw a Mexican guy buying fish

Imagine 10,000 Indians just lost in the middle of the desert with nothing for hundreds of miles in either direction, just wandering around with no hope of rescue

>>214659290
Second biggest rugpull of our generation after "just go to college"

why do birds suddenly appear~
every time you are near~

>>214659437
That's a drop in the bucket, make it 10,000,000 and they are dropped on the surface of the sun

I've been buying a lot of canned salmon, but lately it's been tasting a bit..off.

The can says "Wild Caught" but I'm beginning to think this is farmed salmon. Those fish farms are atrocious places rice with disease and bacteria. Also, the fish are in pens so they can't leave and eventually end up eating their own droppings which can lead to a whole other set of infections and general bad shit.
Tasting this salmon, I wouldn't think it off if I learned it had regularly been dining in a diet of its own feces.

>>214659358
East Coast mackerel is good too desu, probably because of all the Russians in New York
The brand I buy is labeled “Russian style”

>>214659490
Could be as simple as Pacific vs Atlantic salmon though

>>214659540
Can says it's from Alaska

>>214659458
Just learn a trade

>>214659554
It’s illegal to farm salmon in Alaska

>>214659490
I used to really love salmon but something happened a few years ago I can't eat it now, I still love gravlax tho. But yeah those farms are horrific.
>>214659510
Yea I bet Atlantic mackerel is good.

my tummy was hurting for most of yesterday but i took an INCREDIBLE shit this morning and feel so much better. i just had to run not walk and tell /cum/ about it.

bought some jeans at the local thrifty nipple

>>214659490
this nigga dead

>>214659580
Well if they're lying about it being wild caught I would t put it past them to also lie about where it's from

thinking of sepuku

>>214659559
>trade school tuition is the same as university
>starting wages inferior to finance email job for emptying septic tanks
>at the mercy of union gangsters and salty old boomers
>double knee replacement at 55 years old
neetlife is the only winning strategy

>>214659615
Was 45 minutes into a 1.5 hour drive when I was overcome with a sharp pain in my stomach
Dropped an absolutely radioactive shit in the Save Mart, entire bathroom stunk

In fact, it might not even be salmon for all I know at this point

>>214659642
He's sleeping

talking to myself again

*the birds in question*

slammin salmon is a good movie

>>214659715
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>>214659654
Could’ve also been sitting in a freezer before it was prepared desu

>>214659715
this guy isn’t that much uglier than me

>>214659755
he's actually better looking than me. i'm fucking hideous, borderline deformed

Anime is bad and only fags, women, and retards like it.

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>>214659806
kek