Thread 214659331

Diego edition

can you lads stop pee in me water i drink that water thanks

where the hell is everyone did the rapture happen

Mama your son in the red hat

I had some teenagers laugh at my trainers and remark "Cool shoes". I'm in my late 40s, and asked "Do you think I give a fuck what a child thinks of my trainers?"

This seemed to disarm them.

>>214659360
howve we managed that then

>>214659446
is that really what you fantasize about

>>214659446
Bodied those skibidi freaks.

>>214659360
no it's tradition now

>>214659446
thanks for the uncdate

>>214659509
>uncdate

>uncdate
scream

>>214659487
is that bootleg?

im fucking so hardcore that someone just knocked the door and i didnt answer it even though they could see me on the sofa

Right lads, think I might go tae bed

Just saw a lass who I went to school with out for a run, she was pretty back in the day but she's kinda fat now
Still would though ngl

she bangs the drum

ive got nothing against it but its obviously disabled

Right so how i do i talk to foreign ladies on the internet

>>214659560
hardcore
do you want you more?
knocking on your front door

watching inside no. 9

>>214659640
didn't arsked

looking at the followers lists of 18 year old girls I met on the apps is proper grim. some clear groomers about on there. i'm only a year from 30 myself but there's tons of them and 30+ lads too who look proper dodgy and these girls are attracted to them.

the 'keets are screeching their heads off about something inconsequential im sure

just not happy lads

>>214659446
fuck off cleanshirt

gonna poo
but it's quarter to 12
all the designated streets are closed by now
welp
will have to use the toilet tonight

>>214659660
scenes when it turns out to be consequential

unemployment is so grim
yes it must be fun being a neet with millions to blow
it’s not fun being a neet in lanarkshire

gene simmons was decent in thhis

>>214659446
>>214659509
Samepoof but all in good fun

might start carrying a cosh

>>214659718
hah chance would be a fine thing

wonder if something bad will happen or not, for trying

send the biomass to wales

>chatgpt gives me shite advice about Ruby Granger
>local AI tells me that taking a big shite in her mouth is actually romantic

based

I wanna heal I wanna feel

that post wasnt me

>>214659842
i wanna shag lucy beale

canslad has passed the the threshold now he’s actually annoying

why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHET?

>>214659901
he's always been irritating but the bizarre and grotesque posting he's been up to lately is beyond the pale

r honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JJUuWrblQ

>>214659958
Just like Cork

TND grows nearer.

>>214659927
O_o o_o

>>214659958
That'a because he doesn't live in Dublin

>>214659988
leave it on twitter

ben dover

snorlax cat

reaching the point where im finally getting attractive and can talk well to women but still a complete virge who obviously doesn't know how to and has never had sex so my game is ruined. it's too late to fix it

wasted my youth on this shite fucking chatroom for autistic spackers and freaks

ffs

>>214659978
>>214660007
haha

>>214659774
what about robert guillaume

we will wake up tomorrow and the biomass will be gone

>>214660038
you can do it lad. I believe in you

>>214660051
Ktim

>>214660051
you are what you eat

>>214660007
yeah probably not

might wear some oxblood doc martins and shave my head

>>214660038
reaching the point of delusion more like

>>214660051
I don't regret the time I've spent here and I've left my mark on this site

>>214660072
>>214660103
not delusional just far behind the norm. the shame of not knowing how to have sex in the moment will destroy me more than not having it

meatballs and supernoodles for dinner
i'm 35 years old

>>214660103
you are so mean

>>214660137
I like to take things out on others to make myself feel better

7:30pm and the lights are going on. Winter looms.

oh you bitch

super noodle TASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>214660154
thats sad

>>214660154
horrible young man

>>214660133
don't compare yourself to other people lad, only to who you were yesterday. you're improving, that's all that matters. the right girl will understand.

>>214660136
enjoy :)

might get one of those body pillows with a loli character on them

i think we'll all have a good year next year
we must use the colder months to improve but then... then it'll be time

blocked the toilet again

corduroy. cashmere. shetland wool. merino wool. the season is now.

reckon I'll just top myself

Might have a peng BBC wank

>>214660276
award

catsitting at the weekend cant wait

wanking a poo out my arse

>>214660306
should fart in its face and scream at it when it tries to sleep, that's what I'd do

>>214660309
again award

Lads, the thing is that while I am tired as fuck, I'm not actually against the cans

>>214660306
how many fingers do you reckon you can fit into the cats arsehole?

>>214660154
based

>>214660306
what do you know about the kitty in question

watching the gary eats eat a massive yorkshire pudding rn

I've got some sort of growth in my nose and it won't pick out

nth for the baddiedem

@grok porn please

>>214660331
Probably two, not that I've ever tried it
On an unrelated note; my knobs about two fingers thick, just measured it

>>214660340
one of them is a black nigger and the other likes resting on human faces

>>214660051
ktim

*shits diaper*

why's everything so expensive

no way am i opening that webm

quiztoil loometh

>>214660481
just a man being dragged across the sand

>>214660481
it's very boring

>>214660455
>here's the based White Jews fighting browns I was telling you about

>>214660471
inflation is a load of shite

mental how unnatural industrial society is
even to become “fit” and “healthy” we need to go lift fake weights and machines like astronauts

people before factory and office life didn’t need “gyms”. they just worked. they got fit because there was no form of mechanical power than your own two hands. from walking and moving about everyday. mending and building things.

The 4.9 inch BWC

I like having human rights

>>214660536
before all this woke crap

>>214660554
White men dont have any

>>214660536
Yeah? That's mental.
I've never thought of it like that before. You're smart. Like Stephen Fry level smart.

I've completely lost the will to wank

Poowong... Twinned with Cheadle...

>>214659833
damn wtf

how much did i miss out by not going to uni (socially)
did have mates and do things between 18-22 but they were all local and from school

rorke wanting to go back to the good old days of getting emphysema at 26 in a coal mine

The canuck screams out in pain as he strikes you

>>214660554
I don't, never needed them and never will

>>214660455
I thought Palestinians hide behind children

>>214660596
here for a good time, not a long time

>>214660596
i want to go back to the time when you wouldn’t make inane posts such as this

>>214660608
Ok roke

Any members of pagang in?

are doja

>>214660587
me at toil when somebody asks me to do something in my job description

So what

>>214660596
well obviously rorke would be a coal mine owner, not a coal miner

the gyallies

>>214660536
>they got fit

People also cared less and there was a "lower standard" on what fit was.

Corrrr, speakers are playing David Gilmour's cover of "There's no way out of here"

fucking going to have a couple of tins
swore i wouldnt do weeknights any more but fuck it

>>214660670
rorke is 100% descended from runt coal miners that lived in terraced slums

>>214660665
how does he afford it

>>214660665
millie b

>>214660683
You've let yourself down

>>214660683
watch out guys
this guy is gonna have two beers

How do you not get pissed without having insufferable anxiety for days afterwards

Leftypoldark

>>214660647
state of that wig

>>214660716
on a school night

>>214660692
absolutely no chance you'd dare call rorke's ancestors runts

>>214660697
weren't always expensive were they. bet he still had pocket money left over

how do you make new mates in your 20s
all my old mates have either moved away, became druggies or don’t come out because of girlfriends

only “friends” are lads i’ve known from school and all we do is drink and talk about the same shite. only 3 of us and I really am sick of the bastards. I live in a shithole town. Do a runt IT job. Generally shite at footy but can hold my own in a game of 5s if any of you suggest that

>>214660769
mad how they did this before AI

>>214660769
Forgot about this

>>214660772
can you make friends through work?

cant believe maleponte moved to canada to escape ZOG

new merc looks shite
you know whats will be lining up in droves to get one for free on motability

>>214660727
The booze blues they call it

Lads, the cans or off tae bed?

>>214660776
I'm convinced rorke has a humiliation kink

They voted for Brexit to reduce immigration which meant we left the Dublin Agreement so boat crossings skyrocketed

And now they're going to vote Farage AGAIN and lose their human rights and the NHS

Played like a fiddle
YET AGAIN

>>214660829
my brother frauded a beamer on mobility

>>214660776
Mad how Palestinians usually move in the region around Palestine.

JUST GRAB THE FUCKING BULL BY THE HORNS AND DO IT

roke blames immigrants for the cost of living crisis so they vote Reform and have to find an extra £500 a month for health insurance LOL

/brit/ podcast where malaponte and commiemong analyse current affairs from a National Socialist perspective

Fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of women obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further at the gring. I held in my sobs as I limped out of mcdonalds

wonder where all the bats go when its light

>>214660906
>phrases to which you can put an image

tooth hurts
need a dentist but cant find one

>>214660930
up your mums bum

>>214660871
Imagining your brother in a wheelchair writhing around with spasms as he yells "QUIDS IN!"

How do Asians pick up those little bits of leftover noodles with chopsticks it's madness

LMAO!

>>214660959
probably in the last place you look

I'm assuming one needs a big fuck off gpu to make a local AI. I'm not into PC gayming. I like game boy gayming

doing vile farting
must be the yakult
that bloody lactobacillusprotectus

>>214660959
should brush your teeth then shouldn't you?

>>214661003
japanese cum

>>214660959
Been with my NHS dentist since I was 12 haha (I'm 32)

>>214660989
err that's 9, are they sure about those numbers?

>>214660989
Oy Vey
It's anudda Shoah!

>>214660989
me top middle

Entire industries exist on the left and the right to focus blame on anything, be it Muslims/Christians, men/women, democrats/republicans, communists/capitalists, anything and everything to distract attention from the true underlying source of the issues, which is, of course, jews

>>214660930
Belfries
Here our bats don't give a fuck and you see them hanging about in trees all day

>>214661027
cum : |
japanese cum :O

Yes daddy farage make me poorer yes yes poorer poorer poorer fuck I'm gonna bankrupppopootttttttt

Right, well that's the end of Masterchef then isn't it?

>>214661072
are they weird marsupial bats with smaller versions of themselves in their pouches

>>214661086
300k a year from the grauniad not enough for ms dent it seems

>>214660989
why'd you ignore my question before?

ginger on mastermind was cute

>>214661085
blog on spaki

Macron says hes going to recognize Palestine and then a few weeks later he gets removed from power
You are a literal retard if you think jews aren't responsible for this

>>214661110
>Paris, France

Best simulator game?

/brit/ on a Monday is fucking dire, lads
No talk of the cans

>>214661110
My BWC there would be like a salt block on a cattle range

fit tranny on only connect

>>214661093
they're not bats at all
counterfeits, probably chinese

Spargster always answering the biggest questions, love you Spargster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz90SQGmQR8

>>214661155
Halo 3

>>214661155
American Wog Simulator (GTA)

>>214661146
wrong

is the gillette mach 3 rubbish now?

>>214661155
Reform Majority 2029

The gameplay is basically chucking all your money in a shredder it's great

>>214661173
literally just started watching this

>>214661218
it's woke

>>214660989
oof

Got a 5 pointer on Only Connect lads.

>>214661146
Thoughts on WarStrike?

Come on guys I'm being serious, I just want a game recommendation not some rubbish politics joke

>>214661235
right well i didn't need to know that. leave it on your twitter page next time yeah?

>>214661259
They're going to have kevin McDonald on next week
Should be good

>>214661093
Flying foxes are weird enough already
And the babies are cute little bastards
But you can't get friendly with bats because they can give you hendravirus and lyssavirus (rabies but we don't have rabies)

>>214661265
will do, mate, thanks

>>214661173
my dad did this and he's been locked up since 2003

>>214661173
had this in my recommendations

Would do anything for an arabic princess gf

I believe I speak for all of us when I say...
poo

Anyone else wish they were black as a kid because they were cool

only had 1 black lad in my year at school and everyone called him black jamal (there was nobody else called jamal in the school)

>>214661274
and she'll never see that because everyone knows trannies never use plebbit

>>214661294
*waves order paper*
HEAR HEAR

Grace Dent getting pissed up and cueing up Patti Smith's Rock'n'Roll Nigger on the karaoke

the hoodie is on, I repeat THE HOODIE IS ON

having some porridge here and it's so nice. dunno whether to cum or cry

b&qberg doing my nut in

>>214661383
mans not hot

>>214661277
That's gonna be like a NSDAP rally lol

>>214661368
kek

why are so many brits and irish moving to the uae? i feel like gulf arabs are getting ready to replace jeets with pipo with you niggas

smug cunt. glad he gets bollocked in every episode

>>214661412
>gulf arabs are getting ready to replace jeets with pipo with you niggas
I said this recently on here and some rightoid disagreed. Can't imagine a bigger humiliation.

>>214661412
Taxes innit. it's always about the taxes

>>214661383
soft arse

>>214661412
all going out there to let arab lads poo on us for money

>>214661412
better salaries

>>214661432
you'd be pissed if you lived between two noisy retards as well

>>214661412
wouldn't go there even if you paid me

>>214661405
they still haven't paid me back after diddling me with a product sub that's a tenner cheaper
still waiting on the jeet customer support to sort me out
B&Q - Bastards and Queers

>>214661488
he moved to an ethnostate once and became the noisy retard

Got the coldplay on

British people have been completely stripped of their heritage.

We have no connection to pre-1945 life. Just a nation of soulless, materialist consumers.

>>214661146
why'd you ignore my question before?

>>214661488
why didn't he just move

>>214661509
dogshit band

>>214661277
why'd you ignore my question before?

>>214661146
Everybody has "recognised" Palestine in the form of the PA, the Oslo accords were a western construct.

>>214661507
what too much canned bread does to a squigga

>>214661537
alri muhammed

its bat mating season

>>214661520
he did but his stockholm syndrome kicked in and he moved back

Films are so generally so bad now, that when something half decent comes out, every jizzes and shits their pant over it and hail it as some kind of masterpiece, when it really isn't.

>>214661278
>lyssavirus

That's what we call it in Greece.

>>214661589
he loves spongebob and patrick really

2000-2008 coldplay was the soundtrack of total aryan victory

>>214661502
hope you're sticking it to them by changing to homebase

>>214661605
Wow I wish I passed that well

The zoomers are gonna be all right

>>214661624
you are beautiful and valid

This is Dr. Niles Crane, filling in for my ailing brother, Dr. Frasier Crane. Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier's radio shoes, I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian. So there'll be no blaming Mother today.

>>214661510
People in Cornwall and Devon still have a bit of soul to them.

>>214661624
trip on EW

>>214661629
is 99' a zoomer? ive never consumed any of this content

>>214661635
thanks hun x

>>214661643
hardly any cornish people left in cornwall mate it's all londoners and wogs now

>>214661629
Forsen taught me that you can be homeless and a millionaire at the same time

My only watches inane boring normie shite on TV, it's unbearable and could be a dealbreaker tbqh

>>214661665
You think darkness is your ally?

>>214661665
*bauhaus starts playing*

Should I drink tonight yh or nh

>>214661672
There's still plenty of locals there. Londoners only go there at weekends.

>>214661640
why didn't Frasier, the larger brother, not simply eat Niles?

Bane?

>>214661607
yikes

>>214661665
rorkes ma's pov when she switches on the light in his smeggy bedroom

performing a cook of meatballs never had them before

>>214661758
must've been the bog for a shite

>>214661757
your mum loves my meatballs. she has them on the reg

owl outside my window going HOOOOT HOOOOT

biggest bat in britain
its not that big

I want to play League of Legends...

>>214661807
I want to die

>>214661807
why dont you sort your life out instead

>>214661672
Stupid thing to say, where did all the people from Cornwall go then?

>>214661822
:(

>>214661684
there's a level of wealth beyond which you don't really need a fixed address
you can live in hotels and all your correspondence can be organised through your companies

>>214661807
Cool kids just call it League, in 2012

>>214661841
youre looking at them pal

>>214661801
what a horrible night to be a mouse or shrew

>>214661801
thats a secret pigeon impersonating an owl mate
i'm watching you right now and wanking

>>214661841
upcountry for uni as soon as they turn 18 and never coming back because the local toil market is mostly minimum wage

>>214661875
>>214661875
>>214661875

>>214661841
bound for South Australia innit

>>214661830
how

>>214661582
sex with rouge

>>214661877
I'm talking about the people over the age of 30, not the stupid zoomies

>>214661904
>>214661904
>>214661904
New

>>214660455
what a short shitty video lol