Thread 214671747

Exeter edition

more like excreter lmao

what does 4amweetabixlad do for toil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ko2FSK_mEA&list=RD9Ko2FSK_mEA&start_radio=1

I can't stop hiccuping no matter what I do. Whoever is responsible for this should be fucking shot IRL. This is unbearable.

>>214671789
tried holding your breath and counting to 25?

wish more pornstars would use the word "vagina" during scenes, it may be more clinical-sounding than "pussy" but it's a breath of fresh air

>>214671800
>oooh yeah fuck my vagina
no thanks

>>214671799
For me, it's Crystal Palace. The greatest English football club.

nth for the baddiedem

>>214671828
>west ham probably going down again
its so tiring

>>214671840
kill yourself

bastard sick bastard to bastard death bastard of bastard it bastard all

>>214671820
yes unironically
was watching some creampie video once and she said "cum in that fresh new 18 year old vagina" in a whispering voice and it was hot

>>214671799
jfs could never comprehend this level of SOVL

>>214671840
You need to get killed IRL. Somebody needs to sneak into your bedroom at night and plant a bullet in your head.

>>214671840
I hate this stupid pout and look away that every single woman under the age of 25 does

if i had an extremely fit gf i would be living in constant fear of chad stealing her away from me

>>214671840
jump off a bridge

>>214671845
>again
Nigga you haven't been down since 2012.
And you fucking deserve it. I fucking hate Wet Spam. I hope Millwall teach you a good old lesson or two.

>>214671840
looks like hayley williams here

>>214671857
>plant a bullet in your head.
corrr he'd have a cannonball growing out of his dome

>>214671881
faceblind autist when he sees a woman with a fringe

>>214671840
she looks utterly demented here

>>214671866
for me i hate when they turn around to show off their bums. i like lady's bums as much as the next man but it's just excessive and asinine ("arseinine" if you will)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMyroAH0rg&list=RDSnMyroAH0rg&start_radio=1

Need Emma Watson to release a stinky in my face.

>>214671840
she's sooo peng

>>214671897
>Nine Inch Nails
Based.

>>214671932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZe9iYpw-K0

>>214671789
drink a few sips of water from a glass while bending forward at the waist, so you're more or less drinking upside down. works every time

nine inch willies

>>214671875
my early football memories were the 2000-2012 stretch, so i just expect it now. not to mention 2006

>>214671949
For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUHtnO0PVso

whenever i get hiccups i just say out loud that hiccups are fake and gay and stupid and only a stupid gay faggot would get hiccups and why would i get hiccups when they're not even fucking real what the fuck it'd be stupid and retarded to have hiccups
this tactic legitimately works for me every time

>>214671849
>>214671874
suicide is a sin

>>214671857
try me neek

>>214671866
soogs makes it cute with the cheeky monkey tongue out her mouth face

>>214671895
it's her cutest imo

>>214671881
they both have long faces

>>214671927
so true

just wanked to a video of a girl in her 20s getting gangbanged by 3 fat bald middle aged men and she seemed to love every second of it

baddiedem poster is so wholesome and britoids wanna kill him for some reason, why are you like this

>>214671999
>just wanked to a video of a girl in her 20s getting gangbanged by 3 fat bald middle aged men
Why? Are you a cuck? Why are you a homosexual?

>>214671991
>it's her cutest imo
cutest webm*

>>214672003
they hate anime

>>214672019
>they hate anime
Obnoxious Tiktok zoomer wog culture is not "anime", no matter which way you spin it.

>>214672010
you dropped your gay card mate
*waits for you to look down at the floor*
*punches you in the stomach*

>>214672034
Being anti-cuck makes me the straightest person in /brit/, actually.

>>214672040
Christcucks are the second maddest people in history (2nd only to Mudslimes).

Anybody who follows that religion needs a bullet in their head ASAP.

>>214672048
bit like the old one-eyed man in a world of blind people situation innit though

heathernonce vs vtubenonce, bare knuckle fight to the death, who wins?

>>214672003
>baddiedem poster is so wholesome
why do attempted "personalities" always talk about themselves like this
it's always wholesome, harmless, oh he's a nice lad really
fuck off, die, rot

>>214672071
Not really though.

I honestly think I might be the straightest man in all of history.

I find men completely sexually repulsive. There is not a single part or organ of the male body I am not viscerally and disgustingly repulsed by.

If I were born a woman, I would be a lesbian 110%.

>>214672087
besides /brit/ and the world at large, obviously

>>214672040
spot on. you have to find peace alone or around reasonable ppl and maintain sanity through education and practicing those principals / values irl situations.

>>214672109
what is blud waffling about

i'm a white sikh

>>214672122
>blud waffling
This is 4chan, not TikTok. You must go back.

>>214672040
oh yeah god was talking about 4chan threads, surely

>>214672143
unc crashout

>>214672093
see that's gender dysphoria it means you're transgender which is a GAY

>>214672157
Zoomer genocide when?

I would love nothing more to herd every single one of your kind into concentration camps, and then turn the gas and guns up on you.

I'd be the first one to volunteer to massacre zoomers. Give me a rifle. I'd fire endless bullets to kill endless zoomers. I'd do it with glee. And I'd be proud of it. It'd be the greatest achievement of my life to kill the people who are most responsible for the degradation of human civilisation.

My Misty posts earlier went down very successfully so here's a Marnie now that I've finished some work

>>214672040
So true

zoomchad destroys soylennial
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757386456708125.mp4

just done a huge fart
smells of celery a bit

>>214672060
Not at all

the spooning position is a lot harder than they make it look in porn

>>214672190
you aren't gonna do any of that though are you

i blame 4chan for making me a bit of an autistic freak

>>214672197
screaming

>>214672238
No, I'm not.

Not because I am unwilling, though.

If somebody gave me a rifle and presented me with a row of zoomers and told me "Go to town", I would shred them to pieces like a fucking barbarian. There would be absolutely nothing left.

I have an absolute bloodlust for killing zoomers. I am hungry for it.

>>214671796
wow what a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJelnXf6x0E

>>214672259
because you're old

willow ryder sex arse

what other boards to you guys browse on 4chan? other than /int/ i browse /lit/ and occasionally /b/ (dont ask).

I tried eating but I don't feel good :(

>>214672276
"Old" is not a negative descriptor.

I am old, and I am superior. I am a higher breed of human being than zoomers are.

>>214672298
haven't left /brit/ in years

>>214672259
damn what did i do to you

>>214672197
kek this is going to be me in 2 years as a 30 year old just fuck my shit up

>>214672197
he got sent to the stratosphere there

>>214672279
very good post

>>214672197
>I worked my way up to being a delivery driver
do soylennials really?

>>214672298
I keep up with the 5 daily posts made on /out/. Should be on /diy/ seems like the only place with useful info

>>214672298
/tv/. its fucking shit
usually the general of whatever game i'm playing on /vg/. heavily depends on the game but most of them are borderline unusable, wall to wall waifu shit and "personalities" (schizos) talking about each other

>>214672317
You existed while being born after the year 2000.

That, in my book, is cause enough for you being dealt absolute death.

I live for the day when I get to march around the world executing the post-2000 births... I hunger for it.

reminder 2016mong (the intense zoomer hater) was born in 1996 the last cutoff year for millennial
he's just as much a zoomer as everyone else

>>214672190
>>214672259
>>214672358
>>214672301
2016mong. he's a british pakistani adult virgin btw

>>214672358
>tfw 2004
i'm sorry...
i'm so fucking sorry...

>>214672372
Hmmm... Yes... And is this.... "2016 mong"... in the room with us right now?

>>214672380
I would gladly plant the desert eagle next to your skull and pull the trigger. Those like you do not deserve to live.

listening to le tigre

we need to bring back metrosexuals

penis

>>214672354
i went on /out/ when there was a britain thread but it died a while ago i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI17Qt92Gbo

This is the song that plays when I awake to my greatest purpose, my ultimate destiny.

>>214672371
i was born a year earlier and i hardly consider myself a millennial tbf

>>214672383
yeah, hi mate!

>>214672413
decent band

There are people in this general who would stub their toe on the sharp-end of their computer desk and cry out:
>AARRRRGGHHHHH!!! 2016MONG DID THIS!!!
Absolutely mentally ill and obsessed individuals.

>>214672502
you seem a touch bothered

it's just a bitter sweet symphony really

>>214672502
yes mate you're sane and reasonable, posting about you'd like to massacre children with a machine gun

>>214672465
this one for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw-RPm1uOM4

>>214672527
>posting about you'd like to massacre children with a machine gun
People aged 18+ are not children, not by any definition.

>>214672465
dogshit generic animeslop

>>214672536
>Generation Z includes people born between approximately 1997 and 2012. As of 2025, this places the age range of Gen Z between roughly 13 and 28 years old
you're posting vivid fantasies of massacring 13 year olds with automatic weapons lad

>>214672542
Hold your tongue, nigger. You are speaking about the Game of the Year of 2024. One of the greatest RPGs of all time. Do not speak ill of Metaphor ReFantazio if you do not have the credentials to do so.

>>214672561
looks like dogshit generic animeslop to me

Just got out of the shower. My body is now covered in coconut lotion and I've applied oil scented with vanilla & caramel to my long hair. Today will be a good day.

guess whos doing a gay porn dance

>>214672556
Yeah? And so what?

Killing morally evil people is a good thing, actually.

>>214672561
He's right though. It's the same le heckin epic anime soundtrack bollocks that soulless incels always listen to

>>214672576
erm... *lists every single person who has ever lived*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q

What a fuckin BANGA

>>214672575
would love to kiss you

>>214672575
least effete swede

>>214672594
touche gorke

WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA

>>214672579
i think morally evil people are those that want to kill children

>>214672603
scomriting

>>214672612
If "children" are evil, is it not correct to kill them?

We do not want to introduce people into our wider society who have the wrong values.

>>214672626
>If "children" are evil, is it not correct to kill them?
you're an absolute treasure 2016mong

alri

>>214672599
I'm not gay, sorry
>>214672600
I'll be wearing beige chinos with a pink shirt today

>>214672598
This used to be playing at the carnival when I was chasing the young honeys with my justin bieber haircut and snapback

>>214672636
I am not "2016 mong".

Nonetheless, everything I say is correct.

>wonder why the fuck this mac is slow as Canslad is when the publad tells him to go on home but he's nursing 3 pints
>mumberg reset the router thinking it'd fix the internet and it killed the 5ghz signal I set up

Lads, I feel like I shouldn't be a Sysadminlad

>>214672640
the voice of a generation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9yGcKlYAiw

The sound of the early 2010s.

If you did not hear this song blaring out of low-quality radios circa 2010-2013, then you are an utter retard.

This is one of the anthems of the British millennial generation.

>>214672664
you live with mumberg?

Haru Eats

Does Not like ..

Pickles !!

Let ' s

Give it A No !!

>>214672674
It's either Mumberg lives at home or Mumberg gets put into a home and Canslad doesn't like homes for old people

why is everyone awake

>>214672676
she just doesn`t

like your pickle...
lad

>>214672676
What was that about Haru?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APGl1dSaw8

>>214672697
i'm neet

>>214672698
>>214672707

>>214672697
got the week off and sleep already ruined hehe

watching sporanos
there's good and there's not good
this is not good

>>214672718
Get the fuck out of here. Don't post this TikTok garbage in my face.

currently reading

did you know the guy from bloc party is black

>>214672759
and gay!

>>214672750
kys gingerpedo

>>214671747 (OP)
duryard!

>>214672759
Did you know your eye will be black after I plant my fist upon it?

>>214672773
why what'd i do

Midnight cooking is great because electrics only 17p/kWh

>>214672790
sounds like mouseynomics to me

mr glasgow thinks the "fluttershyposter" is underage and he is "learning about them"
um

derelict buildings have copper water tanks in them that you can sell for £80

slightly bruised eyes are aesthetic
natural colorful makeup that makes you look tough

(◠‿◠)

>>214672845
Go kill yourself.

Whats the best way to get back in a normal sleep pattern

nuno sacked

>>214672877
consistency

>>214672883
bald cunt

lime bldg
or
glib meld
or
dill gym

wonder how many times mousey has been banned from rule34

never seen bevnonce and gingernonce in a room together

>>214672877
all nighter and then one uncomfortable day

>>214672929
I've encountered plenty of reggies there whilst searching for something else

>>214672935
can't imagine you've seen many people in a room together
especially not your spooky /brit/ phantoms

>>214672877
only way is to wake up at the same time every day even if you don't sleep well
it's usually fucked if some days you can wake up later and decide to lie in or go mental at the weekend or something

I HATE WOMEN
I HATE WOMEN
I HATE WOMEN

>>214673019
I love women.

I would dedicate my whole life to worshipping women if I could

>>214673031
yeah but they dont like that though they want you to hate them

20 minutes left on the crumble and rice pudding

Why can’t I post with my vpn

Right lads, just got that new silksong game.
Hope it's good

it's sad when you see someone say
>I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE
>I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE
>I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE
because you know something really bad has happened
like maybe they've spent their entire lives growing up on the internet and it has malformed their brains :(

makes you think

>>214673055
yeah your brain's been all twisted up
:(

>>214673095
are you fucking serious we covered that in like the second lecture at hustlers university

>>214673075
>>214673095
are u a girl

>>214671747 (OP)
My first interaction with black people I was literally jumped and beat up because I wouldn't let them touch me and for sitting in a random seat I fucking hate them so much

>>214673085
islamic conquest of great britain span of mere 40 years

Need her to pinch one off in my gob.

I want to make people scared on the internet! I want to do an accelerationism! let me do it!

Why can’t I post with my vpn?

do pussies stay warm forever

yhemione grangler

serbs are a warlike and beastly people

>>214673180
hooooot hooooot

>>214673173
if u boughted pass you should be allowed to post on vpn

>>214673139
A perfect mouth to take a nice big shite in

>>214673173
not allowed

>>214673203
need a serb wife so bad

I just picked eye boogers out of the corner of my eye wanna see?

>>214673271
no

my life would be better if i were mute
should have cut my tongue out years ago

Universal Credit meeting in 6 hours l'm shitting it

>>214673330
what happens at those ?

>>214673330
just put on your frowny face :( too sad to work :(((

>>214673330
Get a job you bum.

Stanley Road, Bootle, 1979 and 2025

fuck racism

poo news

>>214673386
not with a moustache like that

watching timmy's takeout

turkish delight

business idea: claim universal credit AND work cash

Just finished every season of Hell’s Kitchen. Any other watches I should get amongst?

>>214673438
https://youtu.be/ZckqJwzM3nc?si=cR6W1ZyMCMLMIb58

>>214673442
kitchen nighmares is better than hells kitchen

can hear mumberg yelling at someone on the phone and now i'm paranoid she's going to come and take her frustrations out on me even though whatever happened to her was not my fault, but i'm an easy scapegoat on account of being a shut-in layabout

downloaded some international dating apps

>>214673442
Can't pay we'll take it away sounds like it'll be right up you're street

>>214673442
Chef staring Lenny Henry

>>214673438
I bite the chocolate off first and eat it and then I eat the jelly after it is naked

>>214673442
i watch all of kitchen nightmares at least once every year and a half or so, only the yank version though because the british one is generally kinda boring

>>214673495
sensual

>>214673504
yes

>>214673499
The British one is way better
https://youtu.be/u0Z7EPh8oLU?si=cEZpUjpWfC0I8l2t

>>214673469
I like when he did the there she goes mama mia mashup with the ducks quacking

>>214673482
For me it's Time Team.

kill every fucking dog with a sledgehamer

>>214673482
This looks good, ta for that love x

>>214673521
yay I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Ny-5u914o

>>214673523
I’m a history nut but I find time team boring. The little uppity runt tries to be funny too much and most of the show is old people standing in fields

>>214673482
I can’t see what you posted

>>214673530
We're done ivan

youre an ugly insipid lower form of life get cancer and die

>>214673571
Is this directed at me?

>>214673330
Why is that scary?

>>214673538
I remember watching this live and it cheered me up so much that I cried

>>214673581
Are you brown?

I miss the old /brit/

>>214673599
You seen this one?

https://youtu.be/G7Asy3_Hj0k?si=ExlJCyQCng5ahBNN

>>214673609
No but it can be arranged for a price

Just looked up the haavara agreement and I am astounded from I read

>>214673619
I hadn't
who is that pippin looking fella on the left

>>214673701
>and I am astounded from I read
And now, in English please?

she was just a small girl

>>214673619
I laughed very much at 3:45 thank you

might be time to wash up the old musty shithole

i am so secure in my heterosexuality that i would quite ecstatically gobble another man's knob right in front of all of you just to demonstrate how absolutely self-assured i am about my total lack of gayness

>>214673722
Irgun and another terrorist group before sparked up around the time of the agreement. Then I saw Irguns views on the nazis and Anglo-Saxons and was shocked on the whole ordeal

>>214673773
do it then you coward

>>214673773
Heyy *presents knob*

Alone in the flat. Never pooed myself before. Have the chance. Poo myself.

>>214673523
Love this show so much. Binged it when i was coming off drugs and bed ridden

the results are in

oriental tingz

my puter borked. i am phoneposting now :(

What was that word from the anti-flag reddit meme? twatwaffle? some shit like that

evens and I get 2 burgers
odds i die of malnourishment

has anyone ever tried to kill you?

>>214674121
NOOOOOO

>>214674112
that or wankpuffin

>>214673617
umm

ahem

>>214674154
think that mighta been it

>>214673523
love neil young

>>214674076
a man

daddy is trying to kill me?

>>214674172
she's got a fanny i've seen it

>>214674121
rip

might throw my hat in the ring for labour deputy leader

de BOMB BLAST

put all the people like that on an island but the men and women on separate islands so they can't breed

so now i need to learn how to save my files and stuff because tthe disk is corrupted i feel really sad but it was pretty old i should have prepared for it really

pixie lott has passed away

>>214671747 (OP)
i hardly know her

LETS GOOO!!!!

>>214674292
absolutely mental innit

poor girl

saw her live once

i've been mistreated consistently since i was a child i don't have anything to give to anyone i'm sorry

>>214674336
*gives you a big hug*

>>214674336
scrsamin

hour 0.5 no burger -
eating spoonfuls of peanut butter to ease the hunger pangs

>>214674336
*poos on your head*

have a sniff of that

>>214674393
peanut butter is a great hunger attenyuator

high fat
high protein
high calorie

very filling
tasty

love a gpod chicken satay

i.e. cooking chickent limbs in peanut butter and sesame seed oil

Might be my favorite picture of Emma Watson ever. Sunbathing not in a bikini but in her underwear. Not sure what she's using for a top.

>>214674415
*starts wanking*

>>214674415
phwoar whos diss

would ruin her arse

>>214674415
simian behavior

>>214674426
>Not sure what she's using for a top.
my penis

let it all work out

>>214674465
kinda attractive but mediocre in comparison also too much of an e-thot

rancid

#bosscalls

>>214674446
cathy bulgakova

Good morning
bitch I ain’t laying in this morning
My phones ringing can’t you hear that money callin?

>>214674474
stucco

need to have my skull crushed with a rock and die instantly

>>214674555
based

>>214674590
get in line

In the end it will all work out

>>214674620
vanilla
pot
22

Gingernonce likes to talk about his stocks and investments but I've got 5 head of cattle on my parents' farm, 2 cows I bought as calves for less than $2,000 combined, the other 3 were born to those two. I can sell all 5 once the 3 calves are full grown for like $2300 each.

I believe I just experienced an earthquake

Catberg screaming at me

>>214674637
Is right lid

I'm a 21st century Don Quixote, but infinitely more pathetic

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

Catberg want brekkie but it way too early

>>214674693
ktim

>>214674664
Stop bumming it then ffs

>>214674695
Get on the front lines brother. Have an adventure.

Bunning a fat zoot
Start the day right

>>214674716
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>>214674716

>>214674698
your cat knows something you don't

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