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>>214673123 (OP)
I want to touch it so bad

Good morning sirs. Had the first cuppa after more than a week.

>>214673123 (OP)
Nice, had to work a bit on that physique for sre. However, he still gets mogged by the GOAT.

>you will never experience being a hs student in japan
It was over from the start wasnt it

Good morning /med/.
What's with nafris and being gay?
Masrianon why don't you just migrate to Europe?
Take the land route through Greece and then claim assylum in Germany, being a religious and a sexual minority should help your case.

>>214673123 (OP)
Good morning nigs, woke up and will probably go to the pc cause I have 9% battery on my phone. Been feeling some kind of weird nostalgia similar to when I had memory loss episodes as a teen.
Hope nothing bad happens.
Anyways, how's everyone this fine morning?
>>214674150
Their uniforms are so aesthetic frfr.

While not up to date, Gironde asked me to repost this masterpiece. Here it is.

>>214674971
How things have changed... poor Momo.

>>214673123 (OP)
Id be fat fuck too I f I ate foie gras and caviar every day

reply to this post to get your fascist scum girlfriend.

>>214675294
Hopefully not this caked up bitch

Don't you have tomorrow a big strike in France

>>214675675
Yes, just another Wednesay.

>>214675722
I wanted to say "At this point it might just be any regular day" but I didn't want to be rude.
French pipo be revolting. No matter the era.

>>214675747
Stop talking like a nigger

>>214675747
You can be rude, friend. It's honestly mightily pissing me of. Strikes in France = powershow of the civil servants and fucking commies. Roughly 30% of the country. The rest of us suffer and want to strangle them.

Brekkie : finally eaten (has to buy groceries).

Brekkie : finally eaten (had to buy groceries).

>>214675881
All I wonder is just how "badly" the living and working conditions are in France for people to be revolting all the freaking time. Maybe that's why the government tries to please everyone? I don't know.
If we did that in Argentina we'd never find a job again. Employers want submissive employees who don't have strong political affiliations.
>>214675959
What did you eat for brekkie, fren?

>>214676041
>All I wonder is just how "badly" the living and working conditions are in France for people to be revolting all the freaking time.
Things are better in France than Argentina because they revolt all the time.

>>214676041
Bread with peanut butter, dipped in milk with some orange juice.

As for the protest/strike, it was started by this meme basically >>214674971
Middle class tired of paying for everyone.
Then hijacked by the left.
Life is getting worse but spoiler alert it won't get better by bringing more browns.

how do spaniards feel about the fact their princess is coming to portugal to get shitfaced and dicked down by collegebros on taxpayer money?

>>214676578
I think having a monarchy is stupid.

>>214676578
Why haven't they beheaded their monarchs like the French did? Icky

>>214676673
agnatic sucks tho, it can make you jump over a daughter with excellent traits for no good reason

>>214676789
>a daughter with excellent traits

>>214676789
A price to pay, but worth not having an individual enslaved by its hormones ruling the country.

Is it true that italic penises and gaulish vaginas are exceptionally compatible?

>>214676922
Why won't you investigate this claim yourself instead of relying on an imageboard?

>>214676922
My penis has no compatibility with anyone's vagina

Fuck, the standard lat pulldown bar feels like shit compared to the mag grip. Piece of shit no cap.

>>214675875
>Stop talking like a nigger
We do be talking like dat in dis hood doe unc.

>>214674484
>how's everyone this fine morning?
It's okayish. Lifting felt a bit weaker than I expected and idk why. I was just not in the mood I guess. I'm going to wage now and write a letter to HR around 9 PM.

>>214677529
That's not true
t. your subconscious

>>214675294
I assume she will be forcing me to dress in Auschwitz stripes and larp as a prisoner of war?

>>214677602
she's going to force you to eat her pussy out while she whips you and calls you a slavic untermensch

>>214674481
A quarter of our MENA regulars are unironically gay. There's the Saudi half (?) Indog IWMAWTF poster I'm sure you've heard of, a few Moroccans who use Grindr, one of them has a black fetish and has actually been boned by at least one darkie so far, and a couple more that I'm probably missing. I mostly shitpost about being gay and hit on dudes here for the shock value I don't really want to bone them I'm trolling. But yes this site does attract degenerates and LGBTQIABCD+ folx like flies to shit

>>214678128
>I mostly shitpost about being gay and hit on dudes here for the shock value
ah yes the classic "it's just a prank bro" cope

that's how it starts, like that English Minecraft streamer people keep posting who started crossdressing "as a joke" and is now an unironic tranny onlyfans pornstar
I diagnose you with the gay: give it a couple years and you'll be as much of a flaming homo as the rest of them

>>214674481
Also i forgot to say this but if i ever immigrate it sure as shit won't be to Europe where I'll have to deal with 5-20% Muslims dependin on the area. If I'm going through the bother of (legally) immigrating somewhere I'll preferably go somewhere where no one knows what "nsrani" (Muslim word for Christians, none of us like it) means and preferably where i won't hear it ever again. There's a reason why most of our diaspora goes to the US instead of Europa, it's because you guys are infested with Muslims. Hard pass

>>214678128
still better than the paki estonian and aquafresh religiotards

>>214678355
>paki estonian
Kamoulox.

>>214675294
hope she gets raped

>>214678263
Just move to a country with fewer immigrants, better than the US because to Europe you can just move in claim assylum and stall for time until you get accepted, to the US you need to get an asylum visa first and right now you can't probably get one because Egypt is relatively stable and you would need to have more money to move there.
Or you could get a H1B or similar but I don't think you'd be able to get that.
Idk, I wouldn't want to live in Egypt if I were you considering you hate the place and are a religious minority in a Muslim country.

>>214674481
What’s wrong with liking men? I am a man and like men, but none of those female trait males. I like my men burly, hairy and with muscles, ready to caress me in tender embrace.
And why migrate to Europe when all men there are little sissies? I would meet one and he would instantly beg me to end his life by running over him or something while saying thank you mr immigrant. No, not for me.
Maybe Iberia only, as they have the most manly European males, like galicianon.

>>214674971
Where did you find my photo and name, you dog? I will come to your house and behead you inshallah (unless you’re a manly muscle man).

>>214675294
Stop posting females.

>>214678263
Come to my country and enjoy all the Muslim men habibi. We will make a good, boy living Muslim out of you.

>>214678796
>What’s wrong with liking men?
Nothing.
>I am a man and like men, but none of those female trait males.
Ok Portugay.

>>214678830
Don’t you even dare calm me Portuguese you translucent demon spawn. I am 100% North African.

>>214678930
Look Portugay, if you wanted to larp as a random Moroccan it's not going to work, we know you made that post so it's just not that funny.

>>214678958
Can’t you understand irony and sarcasm?
Anyway, I should troll /mena/.

>>214679113
No, I get it, it's just not funny.

It’s over, I will never recover from this.

>fails
>commits suicide
Wtf, literally me.

morning gents, back at the cagie
fuck this
>>214673123 (OP)
political RIP to a real nigga
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QM9W2c5swus
>>214674971
kek, beautiful

>>214673123 (OP)
>borrow money by issuing bonds
>borrow money to pay back bonds
>borrow money to pay back the money that paid back the bonds
>borrow money to pay back the money that paid back the money that paid back the bonds

why is his head attached to his shoulder again?

>>214674150
>gets raped with a broken lightbulb and stuffed in 20 different trashbags
not for me

>>214679320
>fishing pic
>algerian flag
Pog
Good to see you. Don't forget about
>borrow money so you can give it back 50 years later in the form on pension and flood your country with illegals

>>214678263
>"nsrani" (Muslim word for Christians, none of us like it)
I only recently learned that that word is supposed to be a derogatory term. We use it as an interchangeable word with "Kristjan".

>>214674481
>Take the land route through Greece and then claim assylum in Germany
not a good idea
didnt end well for a our last gay nafri
try to do it legally somehow even if it's also bound to fail anyway
but it's just over really
there's no hope struggling against such globals odds when you're a just tiny little useless faggot yourself

Hello anons
Coffee time ;)

>>214674150
comfy

Hello medsters! Hiking since yesterday, got on the wrong path, met a dog that followed us for a bunch of kms until we had to backtrack to find its master.
We slept at some old english ladys derelict place who made us some tea and brekkie.

>>214678382
What

>>214679962
>the lady

>>214679990
It's some kind of french meme, you say that when a situation is just too absurd..

>>214679962
Peculiar hike

>>214679962
post a pic of the tea and brekkie if you have anon

>>214674484
What if your amnesia was helpful because it helped you forget your false human memories and remember your real memories from before you became a human.
Sometimes I feel the same when I wake up, after a dream so real that reality seems fake but I always forget what it was.

>>214680019
He's a literal islamist ISIS brownoid squatting in estonia and posting death threats from there, there is nothing funny about it

>>214679499
hallo

Drive more Momo or your car will turn like this!!
>>214674971
Based, love that one! Thanks Brunoid
>>214679996
Indeed. Also we ate with other old french ladies, completely rizzed them up during dinner.
>>214680031
Kek, quite zesty indeed.

>>214679320
The cost of financing for governments is low, so it makes sense for governments to borrow money to pay as soon as possible to keep the economy moving instead of delaying payments.
The problem that France has is an inability to increase revenue and an unwillingness to lower expenses, France isn't in a debt spiral where financing the debt is an insurmountable cost yet, they can just lower the deficit but there's no parliament majority to do it.

>>214680594
>quite zesty
just like the barman at the place you recommended me
not even french fr

>>214680637
Ok but why does normal pipo have to get higher taxes and less money when pipô that did this are rich jews??? doesn't make sense to me

>>214680692
>Ok but why does normal pipo have to get higher taxes and less money when pipô that did this are rich jews??? doesn't make sense to me
Because rich people control the media and politicians so they can use their outsized influence to further increase their wealth at the cost of the living standard of poor people.
>jews
The people doing this are of many ethnicities not exclusively Jewish.

>>214680692
Rich people dictate how much income they have and can easily move abroad, especially when we're in a free union with many countries with more lax tax laws. France is already near the Laffer curv peak

>>214680692
because euthanizing pipo is le bad o algo

>>214673123 (OP)
I can't believe they made Apu into a real thing.

Magyar, smash it or pass it?

>>214681342
too young

>>214681340
Plap.

Med sundets

>>214681342
real subsaharan phenotypes

>>214681342
At first I was like, wtf why would I smash those plants? They look cute btw.
Then I was like, wtf, why is portuchad asking me if I'd fuck those old ass geriatrics? What's wrong with him?
Then I noticed the kweens. Would plap and marry the one in the front. The other one behind her is mid.

>>214650420
>do you have any suggestions for online ressources to teach myself all that stuff

@Breizhanon Forgot to reply yesterday but this English channel called The Organic Chemistry Tutor is great for everything from Chemistry to Physics to Maths (Alg, Trigonometry, calculus, analyses, etc). Try him out and his maths playlists like this one: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0o_zxa4K1BUTwjC6quGDfAB7HHNt_cPr

Just put the lesson name into Google translate and look it up on his channel and he'll probably have it. He's the only reason why i passed Thermochemistry when i had to learn about it.

>>214650637
One day the Smart's oppression of the Stupid will end, and on the day the dumbass rises up and frees himself of the sophiocrat's shakles you will rue making this comment, Translucianon.

>>214681847
a real jungle fever nigga would have noticed them instantly
larper

Feels like skipping this meal but i feel guilty not posting a sloppa
it will be a extra grim one

>>214681878
*in case you didn't get the pun it's a triple entendre between Andalusia and Translucent (cuz you 1 pasty ass crakkka) but it sounds like I'm calling you Transsexual instead. I fully expect my due (You) for this deep pun.

>>214680794
They can't do that anymore because normal people stopped reproducing so everything is collapsing.

>>214681879
I'm on nofap day 2 rn doe. I don't even notice women anymore.

>>214682130
>day 2

>>214681878
>He's the only reason why i passed Thermochemistry when i had to learn about it.
What degree did you study?
>One day the Smart's oppression of the Stupid will end, and on the day the dumbass rises up and frees himself of the sophiocrat's shakles you will rue making this comment, Translucianon.
It's not that I never had problems with maths, is just that I took a different route.
In university calculus and algebra were kind of hard but I didn't study so I failed the courses, instead of studying I went on Erasmus where they were much easier, it was basically the same subject for calculus but the exams were easier even if they were asking about the same thing.
For algebra, the course I did in Erasmus was like half calculus half algebra but whatever since it allowed me to pass without studying.

>>214681968
I don't mind being called translucent even if it doesn't reflect the reality of me being brown but I don't want to be confused for a tranny.

Nafris live like this then claim to suffer.

Effects of the 2023 earthquake that killed a bunch of people and turned several building in the city into rubble.
I see these liberally applied throughout the old city to reinforce the walls of the buildings.

>>214682166
I'll make it to week two. It won't be easy but I'll make it.

*make you seethe*

In 1799 Caedinal Ruffo reached his hometown in Calabria in french occupied Italy.
In a few weeks he managed to gather an army of tens of thousands of commoners , the Sanfedisti, and together they marched north to Naple and trampled every french and collaborationists resistance they met.
Every single franch national they caught was slaughtered and dismembered, pregnant women and children included, much to disdain of Cardinal Ruffo. Their war hymn is still quite famous and part of neapolitan folklore:
https://youtu.be/gTLOBC0QBM8?si=0TW2YXlZo_SkAtP5

>>214683083
i wonder what would happen if the revolutionaries were not so harsh on the church in territories like malta or south italy for exemple
but are you revolutionary if you let churchfags keep living on the back of poorfags?

>>214676284
I'm not denying that, I'm just surprised at how their government is so chill with french civilians just organizing riots if the smoke break goes from 30 minutes to 15 minutes kek.
Must be nice living in a first world country where you're not silenced or murdered or just ignored for asking for basic rights! Hahah!
>>214676315
Oooh, tasty! I love peanut butter and peanuts in general, I'm like a squirrel. All nuts and seeds (oh god this sounds wrong AAGH) are delicious to me! I specially love almonds! >v<
>Middle class tired of paying for everyone.
Woah, literally the same as Argentina, but things ain't gonna change much soon. Guess that's kinda bound to happen in countries with public, universal services...
>>214677548
Please take care and stay hydrated, maybe your body's tired from doing too much exercise, or you might have low blood sugar. I made myself some coffee with sugar for a chance of pace, since I don't have anything to eat this morning, at least until my mom wakes up.

>>214682798
This one looks appetizing.
You've been improving at this or maybe I'm just hungry.

>>214678263
Here in Argentina I don't see a lot of muslims, ironically, almost never saw one I think. There might be more jews around but they're not that easily recognizable.
>>214678796
>I am a man and like men, but none of those female trait males. I like my men burly, hairy and with muscles, ready to caress me in tender embrace.
>pic related
I was wondering why Portuchad (literally that meme of the teacher with the kids being gay) was in Morocco, but seems he's on a trip. Wonder how the food tastes there.
>>214679896
Got my coffee too!!!
>>214679962
COMFY AND OLD LADY PILLED

>>214682798
at least there is a sauce in there, this is a start Brunoid

>>214683083
Banger.

>>214683329
A kilogram of roasted and salted almonds costs sixteen (16) euros in Greece.
>If you don't like it plant your own trees
This is why Greece will soon be a country of five million people.

>>214680107
At first I suspected it could be transient epileptic amnesia, sometimes I've had similar symptoms to epilepsy, memory losses, fainting spells, feeling weird at loud sounds and bright flashing lights, but I don't know. The most supernatural thing that happens to me kind of often is having prophetic dreams when something bad's going to happen.
Most of my dreams feel kind of like how my depersonalization/derealization symptoms used to feel in 2023. Dark, still, hazy and hard to pinpoint what they are exactly. But not necessarily dangerous.
The more lucid a dream of mine is, the mory I worry lol.
>>214682130
Yeah yeah nigga, let's hope it's gonna last kek. I'll see you posting black kweens or latina mamis soon enough kkkkkk.
>>214682798
I would add a little bit more spices just for a kick but the chicken looks delicious.

>/our guy/ is playing hearts of iron 4 now
gamers won

>>214683539
If any of your prophetic dreams show you the lottery numbers, send them to me and I promise to split the money evenly 60-40.

>>214682798
>Leaves Gironde's house
>Starts eating like he lost his taste to covid again

>>214683212
We just hate your guts, the venetian peasants tried to do the same but they were betrayed by their own state in what remains to this date one of the most tragic episodes in italian history. After 1300 years the Republic of Venice went off with a whimper and self suicide

>>214683716
Why do you hate them, you are both LatinX people.

If anyone wonders why we had toilet paper instead of paper rolls, Argentinotte said he'd rather use toilet paper since it's the same thing. Man things I guess.
>>214683502
Since everyone's posting their food I might as well post what I made when I visited Argentinotte some months ago, we made homemade lomitos with... Cuadril de nalga if I'm not mistaken, the meat was a bit too hard for us to eat comfortably, but it was all DELICIOUS.
I like almonds without salt though, their base taste is so gentle and comforting. I love walnuts, hazelnuts, I even have a small bag with some walnuts that you gotta crack open with a hammer to eat.
>This is why Greece will soon be a country of five million people.
Come to Argentina brother, we have kilometers and kilometers of free terrain where you can grow your own food.
>>214683608
God I wish, I'd buy a ticket for the Quini6 and get my own comfy house somewhere in Buenos Aires or Mendoza probably, lmao.

>>214683716
>are those people bringing the idea of not sucking off some noble? ahhhhhhhh i'm going insane, save me Augustus

>>214683829
Nice food, there is lots of protein on that table.
As for me, I'm about to eat two slices of toasted bread, three tablespoon of yogurt with one tablespoon of honey and two figs collected from a neighbours tree.
At the store they had them for ten euros per kilogram.
Then I'm drinking a cup of tea.
It's possible to skip entirely on meat if there are alternatives.

>>214683829
>mate
They should sell this in my country so I can try it

>>214683749
They always loved to plunder and steal our land and they say we should thank them for it
>>214683899

>>214684091
The Romans did the same when they could.
Before them, the Macedonians did the same when they could.

>>214683952
We were basically making 2 sandwiches called lomitos for each accompanied with fries, I sauteed the meat with provenzal, I made some caramellized onions, we did some fried eggs, and had other stuff we bought at a supermarket, like ham, blue cheese, normal cheese, and lettuce. We also had ali oli, or garlic mayonnaise, and olives!
>two slices of toasted bread, three tablespoon of yogurt with one tablespoon of honey and two figs collected from a neighbours tree
Extremely comfy, I ate a chocolate alfajor ('cause it's the only thing we have aside of toasts with jam and vegetal butter...) and I'm almost done with my coffee.
I'll try to survive off on the alfajor and the cobbe. Today is the anniversary of the creation of my city, and I felt the violent need to listen to argie folklore music.
https://youtu.be/z7LvyleRUlE
>>214683995
You could try looking for it online! I can recommend you some brands that taste good in my opinion and are available overseas. But finding the mate equipment might be harder, mmh-mmh.

Do you guys read the prefaces or introductory essays that are written together with books and novels?

>>214684171
>You could try looking for it online! I can recommend you some brands that taste good in my opinion and are available overseas. But finding the mate equipment might be harder, mmh-mmh.
I think you recommended me some brands in the past. Maybe I'll just wait until I come across some sort of South American cafe which might serve it. London must have at least one cafe like that

>>214685424
They are normally like 1 or 2 pages long at most so I do.

>beggar called me handsome and kissed my hair
what the

>>214685450
Not always, in some books they can be dozens of pages, I usually read them because they can be very interesting but always at the end, because they also tend to spoil the plot very often

>>214685424
Sometimes.
>mfw it spoils the book or is some boring wall of text

>>214685704
Why is Le Revanchard a NW0 nagger

>>214685704
Qu'a-t-il voulu dire par cela

>>214685547
...what the fuck
>>214685424
Sometimes I do if it's kind of short and interesting, but I prefer reading it after I go through the whole book, kinda to avoid unintentional spoilers (even though there shouldn't be spoilers in a preface or introductory essay) or to really experience the book fully, without any distractions.
>>214685441
You could look for a type of drink that comes ALSO in teabags called "Mate cocido" online, it's literally yerba mate but made into small teabags! It's tasty and soft and it'd be a nice introduction to knowing if you'll like yerba mate itself. Those must definitely be online, or even in local tea stores, so I'd check that out!

>>214685783
Many football players including my team's captain love mate, I would like to try it too eventually

>>214685783
Gross, I hope his filthy mouth didn't have bacterias

>>214685818
You could ask them where they get 'em! There must be a lot of argie immigrants in Italy, and they definitely must've brought mate with them. Honestly you just need the filtering metal straw, the yerba itself, and some kind of small vase, and boom you're ready to prepare a mate. It's got a little bit of caffeine and it's incredible for your kidneys, legit, our gauchos here managed to survive hyperproteic diets 'cause they accidentally used mates as a diuretic. 180 IQ move!
>>214685837
Try to clean yourself with soap or alcohol, but I doubt so. What a weird thing for a beggar to do, must be a druggie...

>>214683829
>Argentinotte
You're in CABA again?
>Please take care and stay hydrated, maybe your body's tired from doing too much exercise, or you might have low blood sugar.
Don't think so, but thanks. It's normal to be weaker on some of the sessions. Hell, not feeling weaker once in a while is the thing that's not normal at all.
>I'll see you posting black kweens or latina mamis soon enough kkkkkk.
I might post things like that, but I won't jerk off nonetheless. Had some boners for up to 90 mins and they would not stop. Sure, some second pause here and there, but I pretty much had an erection for one and a half hour. I suffer.

>>214685926
>must be a druggie
What can I say, I'm irresistible...

>>214685547
Should have beat him up.

>>214686073
This body was built for sex, not fights

>>214685965
Nope, not in CABA! It was an old photo of when I visited him on july if I'm not mistaken! We made some homemade lomitos and they were fucking BOMBASTIC. I'm waiting for my phone to have more battery to show you guys a pic of my homemade pasta with salsa, it's not exactly the same as italian sauces, but it's delicious nonetheless!
>not feeling weaker once in a while is the thing that's not normal at all.
True, true, but if you start trembling or feeling dizzy or like you'll pass out, try to consume a little bit more salt or some sugar. You might be lacking electrolytes or some glucose. Obviously consume a rational amount, don't be like me, but you know your body best.
>Boners up to 90 min
I unironically get you, I don't get boners 'cause... No dick, but I have managed to be horny for hours unending and being unable to masturbate was like a nightmare for me and my pelvic floor muscles. I wonder if I might have high estrogen, or you might have high testosterone if we have a strong sex drive like this.
But the issue is I don't get horny at all if I'm not interested in someone. I only get ultraturbohorny if I like someone already. *shrug*
>>214685997
Grrrr, babe, don't start teasin' so early. :lip_bite_emoji:

>>214686129
What if I told you that sex is a form of violence.