Thread 214674716

the moon?

Catberg shsh

so emmayank is 6'8, 350 pounds and lives on a farm. true ameribvll

mental how jews are still a thing

>>214674743
Would ban him immediately. Deeply inappropriate attire

the earthquake was a magnitude 3.3 and it was 16 miles away from me

lorde

>>214674716 (OP)
yes

curios horses sub edish

i put 4chanx on my mobile bowser
>>214674756
are you ok. also doxxed

rorke spotted in a rare appearance

hope the price of the bricks coming down
Still paid extortion, if you don’t swim then you’ll drown

>>214674655
compare yourself to successful people not me m8. i live in a nice house but am struggling to earn a lot of money

>>214674786
is that actually rorke
omds

>>214674783
well nothing fell over or anything it just shook and creaked and rumbled a little bit
also you don't know which direction I'm in

why are russians so good at twerking
honest question not fishing for bbcs
also finally got around to watching this fiasco
https://youtu.be/juy0GLySdZ0
widicuwous pwoduction

>>214674784
Sounds like BS
Welsh flag was always flown in Wales anyway even before this, we aren’t like the English

salutations

>>214674782
what do they smell?

>>214674814
godless people

>>214674784
photo on the right is colddddd

>>214674814
they're all slags innit

>>214674829
our horses are quite curios with new things, so they’re sniffing out my bandage

There’s levels to the game

>>214674868
>curios
curious

hearing reports Israel have blown greta thunbergs boat

>>214674872
why do they hate us
what did we do to them

hey guys sorry for bothering you im just coming in here to go to bed
*grabs one of you with my teeth and shakes you around like a dog, claws open your chest, spins around 3 times, and lays down in the viscera*

>>214674872
smash theme intensifies

>>214674915
oh no!
anyways

>>214674868
do they ever do that flemens response thing where they lift up their upper lips to smell better?

>>214674938
um.. hot

>>214674938
*lies on the floor in pieces*

>>214674821
hello

mossad keeps trying to contact me
because
of my posts about peter thiel

going to end up staying up all night in order to force myself to actually study these chart formations.

its oh so quiet

I can't tell if beccaeatseverything is losing weight or not

3 years ago yesterday the bitch died

Day two of no toil
Lads, I should have the cans tonight I think

poetry
is when
you don't know how
to use proper sentences

sack all the RMT members

>>214675079
this guy sleeps with 15 other men in one room and gets raped in prison
he rents, he doesnt own a single thing, not a car, probably not even a rolex. all borrowed on others dime that he will never pay back

Gf walked in on me mock strangling catberg and now she won't let me near him - she doesn't get man games

>>214674919
ireland scotland wales are obsessed with england
meanwhile we couldn't care less about them

>>214675101
yeah? who's going to drive the trains then? you, cunt? didn't think so.

>>214674968
they’ve done that when sniffing our cats, but the bandage is odourless so no response no

>>214675131
>we couldn't care less about them
Going to Wales to paint English flags on their roundabouts says otherwise

>>214675123
give her the salami, she can have SOME salami

jeet hate has become cringe
jew hate has become cringe
the MAGA hat is back on

>>214675167
let me guess. the chick is male as well?

>>214675110
Sounds like you’re poor and coping

why is it so difficult to join RMT
because it involves lots of training

>>214675105
At this point anyone who denies that Trump rapes children is suspect themselves. Any retards willing to offer a cope explanation to this?

>>214675167
woke nonsense

Israel has signed a $45 million deal with Google and YouTube.

Under the agreement, Google and YouTube will run Israel's propaganda ads, particularly related to Gaza

the eastern european hovel, as it were

>>214675259
Thats what happens when you have an indian CEO

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>>214675276
Mad how many millionaire Instagram models grew up in one of these things

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>>214675319
Evil Jew

Butthole Surname Distribution
Place Incidence
United States 8
Puerto Rico 1
Russia 1

Buthole Surname Distribution
India 1

>>214675110
>all borrowed on others dime that he will never pay back
uhhhm based?

>>214675333
already been disproven

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>>214675361
takes about 7 years

>>214675361
25 to 35 is faster

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>>214675224
>Any retards willing to offer a cope explanation to this?
I found this

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>214675373
don’t say that bruh

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

I can’t teach no one how to hustle, some man just got it

>>214675398
aha great stuff

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>214675167
I wonder if they've made any mention of the Ukrainian girl that got stabbed.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

far shite thuggery

>>214675431
they sho do sho nuff

>>214675449
Turns out she supported BLM so I no longer care

fucking my ear hole with a Q tip

>>214674919
>what did we do to them
Spray painted a roundabout in Wales with an England flag

stop being gay

What does it mean when someone signs an email "yours in culture"??

>>214675496
God you're a horrible little freak aren't you rorke

>>214675515
better than sex

>>214675563
Facts (never had sex)

>>214675167
>uhhh we have no idea how this chick got monkey pox nothing to see here

Think I'll get breakfast, lads
Toast seems like a fine breakfast.

dippy eggs and soldiers for brekkie BOSH

Got the French press cleaned out and working and now having a cuppa.

once I get the rich the first thing I’m doing is getting my rib flare fixed I look like a fucking spastic

The beauty of the White Aryan woman shal not perish from this earth.

If you aren't willing to do anything for women like this to thrive, you are not there yet.

instagram algorithm going absolutely mental with the pro immigration stuff
not gonna work on me, I'm too far gone you see

getting the french press to work, wow you must be a real boffin

>>214675640
>berg
not fooling me this time rorke

might get one of them pant packers like them trannies use
for my runs in the cold

>>214675653
Mine is literally all just women in bikinis and in the gym

>>214675620
very nice

>>214675142
get the computer to do it

>>214675653
>>214675662
>Instagram
folc

>>214675684
I'm a 31 year old unc I need instagram to shag girls

Saw on my nature walk x

>>214675692
:O

>>214675496
proof?

O_O

What happens if you sell multipack items separately?

>>214675739
._.

kek it do be like that

Well at least he's 'long been clear' that he regrets meeting him. Wonder if he started 'being clear' about it when the shit about Epstein started hitting the fan.

>>214675751
they get you

>>214675758
ah yes now the completely unhinged unprompted murder is totally justified

>>214675770
You need to calm down buddy, Indians are top of the rape charts here

>>214675772
mandelson's a quare isnt he

>>214675783
sure thing

>>214675659
It's a traditional Germanic suffix, fool.
See Alfred Rosenberg.

>>214675782
Oh did I say that did I?

>>214675772
Inspired appointment by Starmer

>>214675758
survival of the fittest

>>214675793
Are you saying I’m lying?

>>214675772
Jews

>>214675770
really top quality post
thank you for sharing it

Rorke really is a disgusting, fickle little ghoul isn't he

gn

>>214675811
indeed
>>214675816
you're welcome :^)

>>214675758
situational awareness folks. totally oblvious blonde dressing like a dude not realizing this hardened criminal is right behind her wanting space. i honestly think he though she was a tranny faggot. just senseless violence i hope they throw the guy away for the rest of his life.

Just read Thatcher's letter in Pol Pot's birthday book. I'm speechless

>>214675832
Ran over one of these bastards the other day. Made quite the bump under my tires.

I was 55 when I tried ketamine at a party thrown by my daughter. I wanted to show her and all her friends the risks of the drug... but this is the terrifying thing that happened next

>>214675857
bad

need an igbo wife

Morning fog at Fungu Island

off to fungus island you want owt?

>>214675831
aha guilty as charged

rorke's mum

Thank you Tommy robinstein

RIP

>>214675975
luckily you're in vietnam

fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry peach limeade

>>214675963
all these "far" right people are cucks to israel and will never actually do anything about immigration

>>214675975
anime nonces in shambles

>>214675963
kek he's just like those indian-run rorke accounts

>uses the word "cuck" when voicing his opinion on political issues

blow your head smooth off

Need to huff Emma Watson's braps.

>>214676059
int you a nonce that got nonced yourself?

>>214676085
bet you cant tell me what shes reading

>receive text from the latvian
Should be important
>there's a big senior management meeting and they're panicking since you're not here. Just thought you'd find it funny

Based

big pep blah
or
hep blip gab
or
hippy blag
or
happy glib

>>214676091
nothing wrong with bringing your own lunch

>>214676132
shes the bloody CHANCELLOR of the 5th largest economy in the WORLD for God's sake

Very nice morning this

>>214676094
I see you've not responded to my post
>>214674655

>>214676104
not really interested in this post to be honest

cant even manage one pushup

>>214676156
well get practicing then

who let rorkes dad onto 4chan

Good morning

morning yanks on /brit/ truly are the fucking worst. might just pop em on filter

ylyl

>>214676175
my arms hurt
got mental health

24 Hour Party People Steve Coogan Wet Sweaty in bar Original 35mm Transparency

>>214676197
same but i persist

>>214676184
fucking do it then and stfu

>>214676193
right so that's an indian man being stomped on by an elephant

bastard annoying cunt youre probably brown not even british you think i care if you pop the fuckin filter on?

>>214676259
You're a freak, kys

>>214676266
the answer is no in case you were wondering

>>214676178
rorke's dad's comment history
it's rorke's dad's bloody comment history

>>214675963
Oh yeah there's definitely hasn't been an explosion in Hindus coming over in the last few years

>>214676277
You're an embarrassment to share the same flag with a real pedophile freak. I want you killed.

>>214676156
just done 2 sets of 10 to see if i can. i never workout or exercise other than walks now and then

>>214676303
I'd break your jaw bitch. Leave your teeth on the pavement. You better stay hidden in Mom's house

Getting gang blacked

>>214676321
in my dreams

I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass posts you wrote

less than a third of adults globally can drink milk without tummy trouble

>>214676334
Your time is coming

>>214676367
I just get gas if I have it on an empty stomach first thing in the morning
otherwise it's fine

Mad how fit they are though

>>214676091
the loving wife makes it for me

They are not like us
They are not modern humans
Erectus walks amongst us

>>214676385
>I just get gas
Oh yes you will
>>214676377

>>214676385
you are brown

>>214676367
tell me about balochistan, senegal, and najd
why do they drink the milk

>>214676259
You are seething. Kys pedo freak.

ozempic vagina is here

>>214676405
>>214676426
you're kind of weird and creepy

>>214676390
yes

>>214676428
based pastoralism

Fizzy raspberry limeade yank is based and confirmed not to be gingernonce. Gingernonce is a freak who needs a rope and a footstool.

3 hours til my Universal Credit meeting

>>214676442
>ozempic vagina is here
how they announce leftypol's arrival

got ozempic penis and i dont even take ozempic

>>214676442
Weight loss jabs are for weak pathetic cretins. A continuation of the NPC behaviour that turned them into a fat cunt.

>>214676470
this your very first time there?

got downgraded from universal credit to global credit

y'know my great peepaw was scotch

>>214676470
Haircut, clean-shaven, suit, tie, crisp shirt and shiny shoes lad. Show them you mean business.

have you ever been abused by a woman?

>>214676513
>>214676521
emotionally abused, yes

>>214676521
yeah mentally

>>214676526
Mental that
>>214676525
Emotion that

got no job and no gf

Catberg gone mental

>>214674716 (OP)
Thats my moon

might watch PORN and get NAKED

>>214676521
She looks like the QT psychopath I worked with. Found out from HR in the job that she apparently had been in jail in Brazil for stabbing some girl who was trying to steal her boyfriend

>>214676551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6imgDYoTg

gadberge...

Horse racing strike tomorrow. Won't somebody think of the poor bookmakers having to pay tax.

>>214676470
Hope they reject you x

>>214676556
cute little hands :3

last night a dj fucked my wife

>>214676521
incels drool over this and then ask why are women attracted to handsome criminals

>>214676556
Umbrella open indoors. Just not right

>>214676568
Yet they still hired her?

screaming and punching myself in the head

>>214676521
My primary school bully and her older sisters tied me to a sledge and rode down a steep hill on top of me. She also made a bet with me that I wouldn't be able to punch the head off a snowman she built. It was frozen and I broke my fingers. I still have scars on my knuckles from that. Wonder what she's up to nowadays,haven't heard of her in years and can't find any socials.

>>214676602
bad luck innit

>>214676625
This after the interview I'm assuming, lad
That and HR didn't exactly think to do a background check on her since it was a shitty little company
Plus she had big bunda

>>214676629
pathetic runt

taking my gran to do a big shop later. She isn't doing so well after her stroke a few months ago. She fell and broke her wrist and then fell AGAIN and hurt her knee.

She's sad that she can't really get out to her usual social meetings with her pals, dance functions and such like. Her knee is permanently fucked by the sound of it.

I visit her weekly and as I say I'm taking her to do a big shop later. When I visit I sit with her for a few hours and we have dinner and watch telly and chat. Dunno what else I can do really. She's 87 years old.

>>214676574
how will they cope

gobbling spunk

was reading an article about an australian man who got killed by a shark and couldn't help but notice he had a fit daughter

>>214676629
battered by a snowman

>>214676660
You're a good lad looking after your gran like that

if it wasn't for the moon last night I would have ran over some women dressed in burqas teying tomcross the street after dark

just realised that I have type 2 phimosis which isn’t normal so now have to do stretching exercises like a freak. guess I’ve never had a real wank either then

>trying the new AI
>jokingly ask if it can help convince the Latvian to shag me
>it decides to ask for more information
>comes back with a complete psychological profiling of her and a fucking plan on how to exploit her complaining about her husband

I was just joking with the AI but thanks AILad.

Thoughts on the international jewish mafia?

cat in me front garden

>>214676667
she's abusing hundreds pf thousands of men

>>214676667
Shes also uks highest tax payer and has been for years

Bit mental innit how the normalization of the Jeet question has has opened my eyes to the scammy bullshit I've always heard was so profound and meaningful.

>Buddhism?
Self-improvement cult turned religion

>Yoga?
Literally just fucking stretching, nigga. Could probably unlock all the same benefits on your own with a little "hmm, I guess I'll stretch this muscle next"

>Meditation
Absolutely nothing profound about it considering the "focus" it trains could easily be trained in other domains.

is learning to code in 2025 pointless?

>>214676560
yes

>>214676742
>le jews
ever consider cracking open a history book?

>>214676718
Thought she was all over you and you didn't need advice and didn't want to shag anyway

>>214676763
Do something ai cant. Like stone masonry

>>214676777
She's autistic and obsessed

And I've never broken up a marriage. Normal relationships to shag the girl, yes.

watching my parents get old genuinely gives me the fear
only people that love me unconditionally and they'll just be gone one day innit

finally bought one

(a cock cage)

>>214676788
best I can do is freemasonry

feeling aggressively redpilled this morning

>>214676799
lmfao grow up. everybody dies

phimolad moved to london to work in a pub it appears

listening to a podcast

feeling gay

https://youtu.be/a2-Aj-Qbf0o
>For change of mind returns, you can get a voucher refund within 2 days of a store purchase, provided the item is in the same condition, or a full refund within 14 days for an online purchase, also in the original condition.

So mark hasn't lost a penny returning the Google pixel to CEX, ooooo that is lush de lads absolutely lush

>>214676825
this was me yesterday afternoon

>>214676799
scary but luckily my girlfriend loves me forever

I'm

if I had a narrowboat I'd call it the Phimosis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsR4Nx-ELgc

Doin a watch

can't fathom how exhausted elderly people must be. I'm 31, only work a part time job, exercise and keep fit n healthy and I'm knackered all the time.

people in their 80s and 90s must feel like they're wading through treacle at all times

um

>>214676855
aha yeah...

>>214676886
we're a joke country

>>214676886
Just wear a jacket, idiot

morning dee lads i will be taking an intra-work nap today x

>>214676874
Lifestyle issue. I'm 36 and feel no different from when I was 20.

>>214676874
low T

I feel the rush, addicted to your touch

>>214676874
vaxxed?

>>214676886
why can't we just build loads of nuclear power stations

>>214676886
>Western Europe
>Bulgaria
>Romania

]>>214676874
you're still stuck in the toil mines and the're pout

>>214676874
same but not gonna hop on T just yet as I quite like my hair

>>214676925
that’s racist towards green energy

my account with British Gas is £700 in credit. They take £120/month out my account and I use absolutely fuck all because I live alone

should really get a credit refund but can't be arsed

>>214676886
Slovaks real proud of deciding to stick to dependence on Russian gas lmao

>>214676925
because leftypols suicide cult runs the show

Fucking greeners

>>214676925
Building one right now and its 10xs as expensive as an identical one in France

>>214676872
>Who acceded to the English throne at the age of 9, on the death of his father Henry VIII in 1547?
>Henry VII

>>214676959
How? It's just atoms isn't it? Atoms are everywhere

buying cvs since i did fuckall for research earlier

>>214676971
Deputy prime minister

VGH

>>214676908
>>214676933
I truly think I might have low T.

Since puberty I've had a massive varicocele on my left bollock and it's known that they can affect test levels because all the blood in the giant vein fucks up the temperature.

(dunno if this anatomical image is considered NSFW so I have edited out the anatomical willies just to be safe)

>>214676991
nhk, haruhi, higurashi, black lagoon, kanon, code geass, all in the same year
holy fvcking sovl

>>214676872
I know why but it does my knob in that the mastermind format doesn't give the correct answer on a passes

>>214676993
cinema

>>214676991
was twelve at the time and my proto-gf was obsessed with Ergo Proxy and Evanescence

>>214677033
If they answer incorrectly the question master gives the correct answer, so it's a sort of time penalty for guessing. No penalty for passing.

>>214676993
the wife bought me one of these except the front is dark so you can't see me on the inside

it's standing in the corner of our bedroom

>>214677077
like I said I know that, but I'd like to know if my answer is correct too