Thread 214682022

Hume edition

me? pooing

probably only see 1/3 of the posts in a thread with everything I've filtered

tired of living in a world of physiological warfare

is it true people of colour can't eat cheese?

>>214682062
>filters
weak shit
just ignore what you don't like

mad how many trannies there are starting university mental how leftypol still denies theres no element of social contagion

>>214682014
obliterate every tranny and throw their remains in a volcano

lmaoo Americans have banned black pudding like Kinder eggs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0knvd0326no

I lived only 200m away at the time, if even that. I thought a car had crashed through my wall, the house shook that badly

>>214682075
nigga name fufu

>>214682081
if he has 2/3 of a thread filtered he ain't seeing your paki posts

lool so is eating swan
and haggis(!?)

>>214682078
we can but we get crazy doodoos ooo

the scrandemic

lot of fruit flies about. getting on my tits.

business plan: create amazing products and sell them for more than they cost to make

The cat from yesterday

>>214682127
impossible if it were possible someone would have done it by now

>>214682117
and I think it's gonna be a long, long time

>>214682117
why are third-worlders so retarded? without white people there wouldnt even be fridges

>>214682131
yesterday you pretended to be australian and now youre pretending to be montenegrin

finding it impossible to make friends, everyone I come across is either a libtard turbo normie or skitzo cult sextortionist, i just wanna grill!

such is life in the dollhouse

>>214682127
bad idea

just make some software that nobody uses

and sell your company to australians for $1 billion AUD

https://techcrunch.com/2025/09/04/atlassian-to-buy-arc-developer-the-browser-company-for-610m/

catberge/foxstien doing my bloody nut in

business plan: boil food in air instead of oil

>>214682146
why you asking me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTY6Z-Fqzw

love this choon

The proto gf

>>214682174
Probably a fox

>>214682162
I’m boring and I find everyone else boring too so it’s basically impossible for me to make friends

>>214682188
a panic attack

>>214682117
HOLD ME TINY SPAFFER

calling my sister a hottie

>>214682174
State of that paki grass

put too much hot sauce on the chicken and rice. my white ass is struggling x

>Winston Churchill, in his Finest Hour speech delivered to the House of Commons on 18 June 1940 said: `Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilisation

Christianity is moral syphilis and I'm stepping over it!

>>214682188
room temp bottle of holsten pils please barkeep

nth for the gyaldem

>>214682174
get it astroturfed over

>>214682222
it's only the terrace that's turfed, most of the garden is grass

>>214682228
you are at no risk of contracting syphilis

>wow, your dad's dead? youre such a freaking loser!

this was simply not on

>>214682241
walled hard

>>214682188
Looks like the kind of bar where the only ale on draught is john smiths so I'll have that please mate

GOT A BIG GOLD HAND
GOT A BIG GOLD HAND
GOT A BIG GOLD HAND

>>214682197
anon...

>>214682241
they dont look fully human

fucking my mum

>>214682265
did the monster come back and eleven saved the day again

*flies through the thread*

its debt

>>214682284
alri cronem

very busy and somewhat stressful morning

>downloaded milf porn
>it's actually a grandma with sausage skin
grim

poker with Canada, getting into debt. ouuh
shes so good at poker. needs pay back ...

meltdown in progress

OwO

>>214682287
Mad how season 1 is genuinely actually good and everything else is bad

>>214682310
blog on

>>214682217
>>214682284
average day in norwich

>>214682287
dont know, i dont watch tv or films i post amusing posts i see on /tv/ desu

>>214682327
capeshit

>>214682318
Canada melting down >.<
remember to breathe. you dont have to do this. I will solve your problems, with my penis

Fans queue to see comedian and actor Russell Brand at a book signing in Waterstones bookstore on October 5, 2010 in Edinburgh, Scotland. The comedian is on a book signing tour of the UK promoting his new book Booky Wooky 2 (2010)

iPhone 17 flip phone launched today
do I invest in apple beforehand?
idk

>>214682355
1st gen foldables are always a flop

>>214682355
retarded shite

>>214682313
it's the same with trying to find good curvy/chubby porn. i want porn of girls who are overweight and have nice soft bodies not 300 pound girls ffs

>>214682351
bet 95% of that queue reviels him now

>>214682355
screen is fucked it cuts half the 7 off

>>214682351
Not a looker among em

>>214682351
>edinburgh
>blonde

english settlers

Hoe a hoe

>>214682267
>>214682277
they're still peng af

had a dream I had an old flip phone can’t remember why though but it was inportant

>>214682351
bet 95% of the queue sucked his willard

>>214682351
vggghhh... scene/emo fringes...
didn't know what we had until it was gone

getting a little tired of missing the new because I've filtered whatever VPNtwat made it

>>214682413
another long day of posting pornography for the lads is it mate godspeed

really hope trump bullys starmer into not banning 4chan desu, dont want to always have a vpn on just to shitpost

*puts my semi erect penis between her tits and starts shaking it*
love doing this in real life but it gets piss on my feets

>>214682429
>unc thinks exposed cleavage is pornography
omds

>>214682424
they're all underage so probably yeah. dirty cunt that Brand is

>>214682428
im not on a vpn just mobile (ban evading)

Business idea:
Live on a small island and smoke weed all day while making a religion about some emperor whos never even heard of the island let alone been there

Canada :(

>>214682457
we've been over this before you can cope and seethe as much as you want but it doesn't change anything

>>214682355
that looks like some ass

>>214682288
*shoots you down with an 88 flak cannon*

>>214682445
righthwlel thats a lasagna catw atching gargfield

>>214682490
you're retarded, we know

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 27% (-2)
LAB: 22% (+2)
CON: 17% (=)
LDM: 15 (=)
GRN: 12% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @YouGov, 7-8 Sep.
Changes w/ 31 Aug - 1 Sep

Just a bit more and I can escape from here

>>214682355
clunky looking hinge
looks like a foldable from 5 years ago

>>214682503
POV youre a dog and your owner is doing some shit you dont understand

uh oh stinky

>>214682527
leftypol SURGE incoming

lets go pikachu
lets go pikachu
lets go pikachu
>>214682560
women fuck dogs

get the brushed shetlands on

>>214682527
Gay jewish former quack doctor hypnotist green party leader? Sign me up!

as someone actually old enough to have a flip phone, zoomies fascination with it is mind boggling
there's some cunt at work born in 2001 and he's obsessed with his little flip phone

4chan glitched out yesterday that was spooky

>>214682570
And men fuck horses

had a 4chan dream last night. might be a sign to pack this place in for a bit

>>214682355
what's the utility of a half foldable phone compared to the usual flat screen?

there isn't an apple flip phone you retards fell for the bait again

>>214682589
it's a good idea, especially given how phones are getting bigger than bigger
the technology, especially the software, isn't good enough though

Can't find and currency for food

>>214682594
thats based and women do that too

mental how gullible /brit/ posters are

Have you accepted Nordicism yet?

>>214682611
7 inch device that still fits in your pocket

BREAKING: Mousey named new Labour deputy leader in controversial move by Starmer

>>214682598
need her launched out of a rocket projected at my ballsack

very productive day so far

reading brit posts between foreskin stretching exercises

going to kill myself because the neighbour is keeping my amazon parcel hostage and its giving me extreme anxiety and mental health

>>214682629
I need to be protected from lies, told the truth, and (in safespace), gaslit

>>214682611
More compact. Can still be a large phone but you can put it in your pocket more easily
Safer for the screen. If you drop it the screen is protected
Mostly a gimmick though

>>214682634
have you lost your virginity yet?

>>214682603
dreamt that vampires had taken over and there was no police so they could just kill you and eat you whenever they wanted

do you reckon the spice girls ever lezzed out

must of done on one of the tours

cor

who you reckon had the strap and who got it?

Does the United Kingdom have ~10% or so per year inflation on real cost of living (food, rent, energy) as well?

I adopted the technique of revenge saving and still pay 400€ (350 pounds) or so a month for beer and food.

>>214682603
how does that work then
was your dream just a static image of a website

amazon delivery isn't coming until 5:45-8:45pm

>>214682656
just say it wasn't delivered and have amazon send you another

<[-_-]>

Kevin MacDonald will be on WarStrike with Warren Balogh and Eric Striker this week. Jews will NOT be happy.

>>214682681
yeah but much worse

theres no cock
like horse cock

CANADIAN GIRL EATS BRITISH CHEESE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4BHe83hJs

<[^_^]>

>>214682675
Scary was definitely into that, and probably Sporty too
cor imagine the two Mels lezzing out in their prime

ange
is
BACK

>>214682675
if they did it'd probably have been spontaneous with no accessories so there would've been a lot of fingering and licking and making out etc

much prefer the book style foldable, almost like a dual monitor in your pocket

0_0

>>214682707
AAAAAAA SHES SO FIT

>>214682707
if it's not foreskin cheese i'm not watching

>>214682688
mine's at 2.45. bought 3 bags of rocks.

just watched instagram reels for 3.5 hours

leftypol exposed

>>214682696
I did that for the last parcel the held hostage and got a refund. she eventually came round and dropped it off and said they were out when I knocked (she was lying)
so I probably can’t get another refund in such a short space of time

Sexo pooey-o

>>214682725
forest is cooked

>>214682759
Throwing them at homeless people or flushing them down the bog?

Can't believe you guys aren't chippin in rn

>>214682594
is this really possible?

>>214682756
based fetish

Canada woke up
masters libido needs helped

:-)

>>214682764
me skulking about in the tartan trousers

>>214682790
fomyeg

mistakes were made

>>214682779
Well I meant they get fucked by horses most of the time but if they can do it to cows then they can probably do it to horses as well

>>214682778
how about you go chip in to buy me some need shoes and pants before I get knifed

>>214682683
no i was in some kind of international court having to defend the website to stop it being shut down, and i said that there's a bunch of mfs who would have killed themselves if they couldn't post pictures of frogs all day. And the judges or whatever were like "yeah fair play actually, the site stays up"

toil in 2 hours
knock off at 10
home at 10:30 then 4 glorious days off

hippy bldg

>>214682725
2nd season conference trophy confirmed

>>214682777
front garden needs a spruce up

>>214682806
im a freak on a leash! dog leash!!

>>214682819
wtf is this miniature snooker

>>214682852
*cuts your leash off* RUN BE FREE!

>>214682850
Consider the flushing them down the bog if you're a renter
And the homeless people if you're a homeowner

>>214682725
Nuno is better

*sits next to Canada on all fours*

right well my penis is stiff and requires milking pronto

>>214682768
call the cops

>>214682833
well done for successfully defending us lad

>>214682774
>>214682883
simply wrong

Rorke's dad on that rail-replacement bus service........does he not realise Welsh is a white man's language too aha

call the cocks!

>>214682902
i wouldn't use the word hero, but i do welcome everyone else to use it

>>214682833
thanks mate

>>214682833
based rorke the eternal defender of /birt/

taking sympathy for my cut if you wish to give any

>>214682822
Hear my call
I'm chippin in
Total war
I'm chippin in
Casings fall
I'm chippin in
Kill them all

my wife

>>214682768
Fucking pussy how are you gonna let someone do that to you hahah

>>214682818
i see. i think men who shag animals are based. bonding with nature and all that

everyone should just switch to automatic why do I need a fucking manual for these comfy night time delivery jobs

roaches are crashing out over the presence of scottish aryan beauties

If there's a new way I'll be the first in line. But it better work this time

oh yeah she might just be a lesbian hay
even then the bad thing

Rorke needs to pack that racism in and volunteer at a soup kitchen to feed homeless people of colour

The likelihood of contracting HIV from aggressive, prolonged, unprotected anal sex is 2.387% or 0.02387

>>214682977
>curly hair
>big nose
>aryan

umm

>>214682978
A child watching in the back

Why oh why must you swoop through the hood
Like everybody from the hood is up to no good
You think all the girls around here are trickin'
Up there lookin' like super chicken
At night, I see your light through my bedroom window
But I ain't got shit but the pad and pencil
I can't wait 'til I hear you say
"I'm going down, mayday, mayday, I'm gonna clown"
'Cause every time that the pigs have got me
Y'all rub it in with the flying Nazi
Military force, but we don't want ya
Standin' on my roof with the rocket launcher
"So fly like an eagle"
But don't follow us wherever we go
The shit that I'm saying, make it's heard
Motherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto bird
Run, run, run, from the ghetto bird
Run, run, run, from the ghetto bird
Now, my homey's here to lick on a trick for a Rolex
And let me try the four next
Now the four I was driving was hotter than July
Looked up and didn't see it whippin' in the sky
Saw a chopper with numbers on the bottom
"Calling all cars, I think we've got 'em"
I hit the gas and I mashed past Inglewood
I think I drove through every single hood
South central, Compton, and Watts
Long Beach, bust a U, here come the cops
Wish I had a genie with about three wishes
Metal flake green on D's I look suspicious
You know that I'm running
Shit, I hear it humming, fuck, I see it coming
Is it a bird? Yup, Is it a plane? No
I hit me a right on El Segundo
Wanted to holla, had to ditch the impala
Let's see if they would folla
Me, hit a fence, hit a fence, and another
Met me, a baby pitbull and his mother
Ran up in some people's house and looked out of the window
I wish it was my ten-four
Had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the third
'Cause I'm getting chased by the ghetto bird
Just put his hat, ehrrr, he combed his hair and then put his hat back on
Errr, he's acting nonchalant up there in that cockpit, going 115 miles an hour
With the police chasing him, ehm, they're not gonna be
Officer bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him

Finished with my woman 'cause
She couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because
I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me

these women shag far better than me it's not fair

>>214683015
justin bieber init

>>214682977
kelly hoppen onnamadone

>>214682978
gay if you wouldn't let those trans queens spit roast you desu

>>214683026
Thought he'd have grown up by now but I guess not. Was never told by a /brit/ lad to grow up so it just never happened

>>214683006
this is wrong
the danger is from having multiple partners at the same time, or your partner having sex with multiple partners - or being male (gay sex). relationships in series helps to lower the risk of contracting HIV
its wrong because "its complicated" and you could of just chosen the most/least to be dishonest

>>214683006
Seems way too low

>>214683041
Its a strap on

I have a grape fantasy. I want to be feed grapes by women covered in see through cloths while I rest in a hammock

>>214683041
coping faggot

On the PIP line now waiting to chat to someone about my bennie-wennies

>>214683006
Yeah and bumders in san Francisco were having 100s of partners a week

hard to get motivated as a spastic because office work is off the table for me so it's just minimum wage runt work

>>214682978
who are they

>>214683098
you have to fill in a form

>>214683104
plenty of spastics in offices mate believe me

>>214683125
The form hasn't arrived though, that's what I'm gonna tell them. As soon as an agent picks up that is

>>214682022 (OP)
poome

>>214682946
hot but what does the dildoer get out of that

>>214683104
get yourself a business idea pronto, make your own money

corr girls pants that go up to their hips and big titties

>>214683064
still gay if you wouldn't let them peg you

Are witches able to shrink me down to 1 inch tall yet or does a nigga have to wait until simulated reality becomes accessible

girls pants that go around their hips, and big titties. goth titties
lick
lick lick lick lick
>>214683196
faggot

>>214682946
Based Lesbian Strap On Poster

>>214683177
knew a lass like this at work, cor indeed

I think I have a hidden inch if I spend a year getting really lean, like 12% body fat

I JUST HATCHED A PICHU
10/15/15 too!

>>214683211
You say faggot as if it's supposed to be an insult. Besides bisexual is more accurate

>>214683098
Feeling womfy?

how would YOU stop the phone theft problem?

>>214683251
send them all back

>>214683251
I mean I'd start by well... you know...

So be it I'm your crowbar

>>214683177
luv tight fitting high-waist tings

don't much care for south africa's posts

>>214683244
Not at all, no. Feel quite will at wease actually. I've been waiting on the wone line for whirty minutes now and wondering if I'll wever get whrough

>>214683251
being in judge dredd

*posts*

>>214682978
>>214683005
this looks retarded

>>214683251
Summary corporal punishment. Bring back public flogging and if they keep doing it start chopping fingers and hands off.

>>214683251
invent implamnted phones you have in yur hand so darkies can't steal them

How come those are still up but a fully clothed tranny in a gym is taken down immediately?

>>214683280
gf's a saffa. find her voice extremely annoying.

>>214683295
It really highlights how porn is mostly just over acting

>>214683314
Nobody wants to see disgusting trannies.

>>214683314
shut up you poof any image of a tranny is gore

>>214682081
I've filtered the Belgian who posts in /brit/ because he spams the same shit in every thread. It's annoying.

ah the phone stealing issue... yeah well you see it's a complex one... cost of living you know... and ah... umm yeah...

>>214683314
Homo

>>214683251
huge tariffs on apple and samsung so people keep their older phones and less get stolen

>>214683295
yeah they're so into it they keep checking and adjusting the camera

>>214682081
filtering certain flags is just a necessity these days lad e.g. belgium

getting tired of the old anarcho-tyranny

>>214683357
or they're just making porn which they sell to coomers.
are you autistic by any chance? take things at face value a lot?

>e.g. belgium
didn't trump rape her in a department store

>>214683341
Solution: tax the rich. Use that money to invest in the police. Simple as.

>>214683385
Did she ask why you have hundreds of pictures of cartoon frogs?

red leicester

>>214683410
yeah sound mate... then I'm thinking we make it so the people that get caught don't go to jail... because you know... equity or something...

just had buldak noodles
fucking mouth burning, storm brewing in my arse

my poos have got massive and there's a noticeable change in the odour. do with that information what you will

>>214683437
leicester is blue hun x

>>214683437
double gloucester is better

>>214683439
>the people that get caught don't go to jail
I'm saying the opposite of that. Invest in the police so that criminals can be properly punished

I really can’t wrap my head around whole British towns/villages being predominantly Muslim. I can’t believe it

>>214683443
get the carbonara ones next time, less spicy

>>214683436

she just called me a freak

failed normie walk later hopefully get some female attention

>>214683437
*mogs you*

>>214683457
>do with that information what you will
ok i will
*starts wanking*

>>214683462
alri david lammy
https://youtu.be/DsR4Nx-ELgc

Take it there's a new janny about?

love cheese
love fatty meats
love carbs
fat bastard me

>>214683473
not hard to believe when islam is the truth inshallah

>>214683476
I've got the carbonara ones but I just wanted to try the cheese ones

>>214683399
SAME

lel

>>214683469
they should also legalise weed and tax the shit out of it. instant billions.

>>214683512
oh DO grow up

NEET incel walk later hopefully no one makes eye contact with me

>>214683512
scream

>>214683506
Islam is even stupider than Christianity, it’s quite a feat

sex with anons sister

Uh oh
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy9dwe50leo

>>214682327
Agreed - Season 1 was genuinely a 10/10

19 and on my 3rd year of college and my 3rd course, still haven't passed maths, still don't know what to do with my life, still look like a freak when talking to people, but mumberg and dadstein don't want me to be a NEET so I'm stuck doing a course I hate.

>>214683512
twinned with knob lane

prophet muhammad was a slut for bbc

Wonder what the average age is here

>>214683564
what course? also your 19 stop crying it's not that bad

>>214683564
I’m old enough to be your dad nigga

>>214683564
Did maths at uni. What you struggling with?

SEXO

>>214683564
FOLC

>>214683597
Times tables :(

>>214683494
Had to double check this wasnt a skit or some ai edit

>>214683564
you want to pack that shite in and get those shelves stacked la

Is Valheim good

wish I was 19 again. fuck I fucked up my life so fucking bad

>>214683583
overheard a few lads at freshers last week talking about it, was surprised but didn't say anything
probably 19? not exactly a normal place to spend your time in as an adult hahah

>>214683642
>>214683642
>>214683642
>>214683642

>>214683663
>>214683663
>>214683663
New

ktim

>>214683564
if you can't pass a-level maths why are you even trying
the only thing it would allow you to do is even harder maths / maths related courses at university
if you're not cut out of academics then drop it and try doing something hands on, a trade, a cook, a barber, whatever.