This is Cerne Abbas Giant, it is a 400 years old entity chalk man carved into a hillside. Say something nice about it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:42:46 AM
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>>214702278
>>214702130 (OP)
why does he have his cock out the lad
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:44:21 AM
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>>214702242
english people didnt invent trousers until the industrial revolution
>The origin and age of the figure are unclear, and archaeological evidence suggests that parts of it have been lost, altered, or added, over time; the earliest written record dates to the late 17th century. Early antiquarians associated it, albeit on little evidence, with a Saxon deity, while other scholars sought to identify it with a Romano-British figure of Hercules (or some syncretisation of the two).[1] The lack of earlier descriptions,[2] along with information given to the 18th-century antiquarian John Hutchins, has led some scholars to conclude it dates from the 17th century. Conversely, recent optically stimulated luminescence testing has suggested an origin between the years 700 CE and 1110 CE, possibly close to the 10th-century date of the founding of nearby Cerne Abbey.[3]
oh what a fucking larp
>>214702375
Uffington White Horse is 3000 years old
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:59:53 AM
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>>214702711
>>214702375
I think you are just jealous your ancestors didn't carve big cocks into the hills of France
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:09:53 AM
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>>214702547
i'm carving big cocks in your mother instead
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:29:15 AM
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>>214702130 (OP)
>400 years old
Nigga you have churches older than that da fuqq
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:31:36 AM
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>>214702130 (OP)
Honestly the effort to preserve him recharging him every year is directly related to England, and the uks fall from grace on the global stage. Niggas you pissed off the alien gods
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:31:20 AM
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>>214708450
>>214702130 (OP)
It's not 400 years old you dim wit. It's been recorded for about 400 years. The art is clearly from at the latest the early iron age in Britain. It looks very much like a bronze age population would've drawn that.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:31:56 AM
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it's like he has a neko face on his torso
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:05:29 AM
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>>214702414
Yeah but it doesn't have a cock
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:32 AM
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>>214702130 (OP)
>>214702414
I love learning about weird elements of British history like this. The UK is such a fascinating place.
>>214702414
Why did they do this? It's not like they had a balloon to witness it from above, was it for their gods to see?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:16:08 AM
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>>214708937
>>214708385
It's visible from another hill opposite it, fuckass.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:42:32 AM
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>>214702130 (OP)
>>214702414
erm why isn't there a giant england flag on it chuds??
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:42:57 AM
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>>214709388
>>214708467
How could I possibly know that from the picture, rude nigger
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:04:40 AM
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>>214709646
>>214708937
Then don't speculate about aliens.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:16:59 AM
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>>214710245
>>214709388
I wasn't speculating about aliens, I was just saying that maybe they thought their gods could see the horse
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:44:12 AM
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>>214712642
>>214711562
If they keep painting it, then it has lost its historical value and is only a cheap tourist attraction.
