Thread 214704911

jean shrimpton edition

cba 2 wank 2nite

>>214704917
what is this implying

>>214704959
rorke typing up a 500 word post in response to this

we need digital ids

>>214704959
a fitting webm for someone as long-cocked as myself

can't open the wine bottle, the corc is made of rubber or something so the screw just slips out when I pull

>>214704967
he was originally a teacher so it's implying he brought his students from his old job to his new job

Remember when 2016mong was banging on about how the Online Safety Act meant 4chan was going to get blocked in July
And he was saying shite like this as far back as 2022 as well lmao

>>214705048
ermm what the spork

>>214705043
Hmm I dont think that's correct

>>214705048
Online Safety Act

comforting to know i can always count on /brit/ for my bestiality, scat, and snuff needs

Watch as this one doesn't get deleted lol

>>214705033
dont understand how he cant help but say all this completely demented embarrassing stuff to you
youre the freak whisperer
should be used to get confessions from spergy murderers like that sandy hook guy

>>214705064
don't knnow what to make of this

>>214705088
this is from a porn video isn't it

Meat meet feet

>>214705113
What makes you say that

>>214705033
actually cracked up while people are sleeping at 3am

freak needs a therapist or a ricin capsule ASAP

>>214705083
Lol he really does ignore it and focuses solely on the ponies

The woman actress from the original top gun was raped by blacks

montevideo be kidding me

hate when women express sexual desire

good morning lads

back from night walk. all around a productive day. now im going to try to get some real studying done

you lads seen that extended footage of the entire attack against the Ukrainian woman? crikey o'reilly!

>>214705184
good thing they'll never express it around you then

Remember fellas, don't be the chump who stands between a stranger woman and some New European and his knife

If you hear a disturbance you carry RIGHT on walking and let her manage things herself

Night night lads

>>214705091
He's a gay retard it's honestly tragic
>>214705143
I'm gonna be laughing about that post for a long time

>>214705209
that's exactly why it upsets me

Really should get back to Silksong but keep wanking

Can't explain all these feelings that you're making me feel!!!!!

>try watching that new hostage tv series
>about a white woman PM with a black husband
sigh

>>214705033
He's so mentally ill
The fact that he feels the need to spam on a South African VPN is just hysterical

>>214705212
g'night

>>214705198
did you avoid getting raped?

>>214705212
Night mate

*chases you*

Wishing I could write a really nice and interesting story x

>>214705232
>new
lost me there sorry

I don't watch anything until a decade after release, assuming people are still giving it credit

>>214705238
It's very funny how much he posts about candy and food
He spent hours today spamming screenshots from videos of black peoples people opening Bounty bars
Just imagine how fat he must be

>>214705217
oh then i can see why it would be annoying. maybe it's just a matter of getting the right girl drunk enough idk

Just got some marionberry cider cans. Back to Birth Of A Nation kino

>>214705289
The thing is, he CLEARLY associates it with black penis, which you can tell by the fact that he thinks he needs to use a VPN to spam them

>>214705302
>released a year before america joined WW1
Hmmm...

>>214705303
he's the janny we don't deserve

>>214705303
Okay and?
>>214705304
He will continue on as if nothing happened too
Probably the most deranged individual to ever post on this website

Terror tactics don't work on me
I can't feel fear

listening to the song that man played in his car on Corrie when he tried to drown his family in a canal back in 2001

rorke really needs to shut his face when black women are speaking

>>214705335
He's completely mind raped. Can you imagine how much time he spends thinking about black penis while he's not posting here? We used to lock cunts like him away and cut their brain apart

>>214705353
especially when they still have penises

Gonna play some minecraft and think extremely racist thoughts

>>214705369
Ktim

>>214705372
you mean your minecraft character?

watching kino

>>214705398
no me in real life

you're not a real minecraft player til you play jenny's mod

I quit telegram and twitter
My mental health has improved

>>214705349
bloke who played him lives in my town see him in the shops quite often

>>214705365
He should be studied in a laboratory by a team of doctors

>>214705423
hopefully they'll decide to put a bullet in his cranium

>>214705407
your behaviour concerns me

James Cleverly

depressed fish

>>214705421
mad how he never received justice

I have a Huawei cell phone
Im very happy with my purchase
No, i don't care if a chinaman is spying on me
I have nothing to hide from them

>>214705452
only buy wild salmon me, pink or keta or sockeye

the bbc is government funded media, the fact the bbc deny this and then have the government fine, arrest and imprison people who dont pay their state mandated loicence is a absurdidy wrapped in oppression

>>214705458
used to be a samsung lad now im am apple lad

>>214705458
but why are you pretending to be uruguayan

>>214705483
Don't use iCloud

>>214705501
why? it's very convenient it syncs my files across my phone and laptop

dua lipa
sex

>>214705484
But why are you pretending to be british?

if the purpose of life is tro reproduce, and us incels can't get gf's. wouldn't (from a biological standpoint) rape become a feasible option to us? wouldn't rape be moral in this case because it's in our genetic coding to want to reproduce and pass on our genes?

>>214705533
*yawn*

>>214705533
We (yes, ALL of US) will get gfs

>>214705533
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>214705474
FACTS:

-VPNs are cheap
-Torrent clients are simple to use
-You are under no obligation to let some regime nonce into your house, but have every right to start filming them so they scurry off like the rats they are

>>214705523
im not pretending im english

>>214705533
is cancer moral because it's encoded in our genes?

>>214705518
The FBI and CIA has unfettered access to your iCloud

Goodnight fellas

Honestly mental how there are fully grown adults in the UK (white) who can't read
How the fuck does that happen

>>214705533
The present order is twisted and the reality of courtship will only be made right when the illegitimate State is out of power.

watching Eastenders season 1 episode 1 going to watch the whole thing from the start

moaning and stroking my willy

>>214705596
This is actually how The Fappening happened before they framed it on 4chan as revenge for Gamergate. Apple even said their services were not compromised, but nobody seemed to take note of that

>>214705471
are you rich?

>>214705607
Personally don't remember learning anything in school after grade 5 and NEVER did any homework. Now, I can read. I've got IQ. But these other guys? Who never did anything in school, never read a full paragraph? Girl, mm mm. No.

what a dogshit fuckin wine, spent 40 minutes trying to open it and ended up just pushing the cork inside, now I have wine with microplastics

>>214705623
Wonder if it's even possible to watch every episode of Eastenders and catch up in a person's lifetime. Surely would have to watch it 8-10 hours every day for a few decades

you tell the ubereats driver to leave your mcdo's on your doorstep because you're too scared to answer the door and make eye contact. you aren't raping anyone rorke

>>214705641
>Apple even said their services were not compromised
well, they weren't
the passwords were obtained through spear phishing

>>214705623
remember how they had some character during lockdock come and complain in the shop about how the jabs were unsafe

then she bought a pack of fags right after, and the wise blacks shot a knowing glance at one another

aren't those antivaxxers so dumb haha

>>214705662
I relax fine with premium wine

>>214705607
That's got to mean "limited literacy" not full-blown can't identify letters and words can't read. Probably means reading at a primary/grade school level. If you've ever texted with my coworkers you'll know what I'm talking about.

>>214705689
Indeed I believe them

she really is quite pretty <3

>>214705715
her and Emma Watson are true English roses

>>214705690
>lockdock

>>214705741
lmao I am geeting drowsy

mind you it could also have been corrie

>>214705690
Had an episode on couple months back in the background during the women's euro
Two characters were talking about a match name dropping various female footballers obviously to emphasise that the show is totally up to date and relevant and I was just thinking "no human has an exchange like this even dedicated football fans don't talk like this"

i used to think johnny depp was an aussie because he speaks in a really weird way, i thought he was a aussie doing a 'theatrical' voice

>>214705719
one on the right has european facial features

>geeting
what ACTUALLY am I like

>>214705771
once you see how hard they try to hammer down on current_thing it makes it quite hard to watch any tv

lockdock and two laughing barreldys

>>214705794
howling

fish fingers for dinner
>mfw

>>214705794
giggling like a retard at this

rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke

/brit/ is a cheese controlled zone

If you go on the EastEnders wiki for any white woman character and go through their list of romances, 95% of them have been paired up with a BAME at some point
Corrie is probably the same too

saw a very erotic webm of a woman the other day and I can't get it out of my mind

>>214705719
The New Guinea lads

>>214705857
stop thinking about filth and think about cheese instead

think i can fix puter

my dick is hard and I'm gonna jerk to milfs

A Room with a View is a 1985 British romance film directed by James Ivory and produced by Ismail Merchant. It was written by Ruth Prawer Jhabvala, who adapted E. M. Forster's 1908 novel A Room with a View. Set in England and Italy, it is about a young woman named Lucy Honeychurch (Helena Bonham Carter) in the final throes of the restrictive and repressed culture of Edwardian England and her developing love for a free-spirited young man, George Emerson (Julian Sands). Maggie Smith, Denholm Elliott, Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench and Simon Callow feature in supporting roles. The film closely follows the novel by the use of chapter titles to distinguish thematic segments.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/13/ministers-pushed-tv-bosses-pro-vaccine-propaganda-soaps/
>In one episode of EastEnders in April 2021, Patrick Trueman told Suki Panesar he felt like he had “won the lottery” after getting his second vaccination.
>In the same clip, Karen Taylor was accused of being an “anti-vaxxer” for worrying that they had developed the vaccine too quickly.
https://files.catbox.moe/29v2qp.mp4

>>214705885
>m
stop thinking about that filth and think about cheese, buy british cheese. support the british cheese industry!

heathernonce got a new fixation has he

>>214705857
what was it...

Modern television is exclusively written by those with an enthusiastic hatred for Whites.

>>214705888
>Ismail Merchant.


oy vey

wallace and gromiting

saw eastenders once recently and it had a fat white bloke on a date with an indian woman and the white bloke kept banging on about how ashamed he is of his racist nazi son

that's it, I came

>>214705950
Bloody weapons of war those

>>214705960
>i dont like state propaganda

>>214705960
To me the TV goyslop is so hamfisted in its narratives that it pains me to watch
But the boomers have stomached that shit every day for the last 60 years and still continue to

Chancellor Hitler

>>214705982
They see reality through that lens. They watch soaps and think it's actually a reflection of reality and not brainwashing

Remember when a Corrie character got sent to prison and it caused such an outrage that Tony Blair made an official statement on it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/71934.stm
>Prime Minister Tony Blair has promised to intervene, newspapers have launched campaigns and thousands of ordinary people are outraged at a gross miscarriage of justice.

>The campaign to free Deirdre Rachid is gathering momentum with the Home Secretary Jack Straw under orders to look into the case.

>But this time, unlike many who have gone before her, this victim of judicial failure is a fictional character.

>Her imprisonment is nothing more than a weapon in the vicious ratings war between ITV's Coronation Street and the BBC's Eastenders.

>>214705997
I suppose I can't put quite so much blame for being a product of the medium they grew up with (but I still shall ofc). A blaring box in the living room which never turns off, offering them nought but a meek passivity. Even the TikTok generation know more of critical thought.

>>214706026
>Blair and Straw had time to do this while importing third world armies and aggressively covering up all their noncing
Sad how these actual sadists still draw breath

We are the world
We are the children

completely filled to the brim with incel rage

>>214706271
walking like tom

>>214706275
ktim

I keep seeing my dead father in my dreams lately wonder what's this about

bit of erin then bed i reckon

>>214706364
my thread

>>214706391
Alex "We stopped extremism from taking root in Europe" Karp

Tomorrow I join the glorious Dutasteride Master Race

as soon as you play the rpgmaker games about mental illness you become too mentally ill to use the shift key or caps-lock key on your keyboard

been doing a lot of wanking to this bint lately, cute as a button and proper filth too

>>214706613
i played depression quest before the gamergate scandal was a glint in the milkman's eye

unbelievable how blatantly biased wikipedia is towards leftypol opinions these days

>>214706661
Example?

>>214706666
those digits

>>214706666
sorry but this is an annoying question, it's like asking me to give you a fish so i can prove that the ocean exists

>>214706724
Well Wikipedia is supposed to be unbiased. So I'd like to see where it isn't

am i still a virgin if i've watched VR porn?

>>214706736
look up anything about trump, vaccines, or the video game industry

>>214706666
Literally everything except maybe Palestine, fuck off SuperSatan
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia

i was going to post images of a spiderberg I had killed but I have decided against it.
It was done as humanely as possible, the spider only reacted in the last half of a second until it was lights-out.
i will post a pic of the spider before it was killed so it can live on as a .jpg.

>>214706736
indeed, emphasis on "supposed to be"

>>214706753
Don't you fucking dare post that

watching gangbang creampie porn
corr love seeing women get degraded that way. sitll not into anal though, anal is gay

>>214706772
rip little spider nigga

>>214706747
A schizo site, I see

>>214706797
A disingenuous retarded FAGGOT I see

>>214706747
what on earth is this site? am i on a list now for having clicked the link?

>>214706792
I feel now like I am the brown man and the spider is the Ukrainian woman. I understand people of colour now

>>214706815
Yes

>>214706817
You are now the niggest, anon

>>214706661
Reality has a left wing bias

>>214706839
niggas will whip up an army of kenyan slaves to train the filters on their chat bots then say shit like this

Been fancying wings but no one does good wings here

feeling submissive and breedable

( https://time.com/6247678/openai-chatgpt-kenya-workers/ )

feeling submissive and breedable

me when i report every other brit poster to the new jannies

Best bet is KFC but KFC is always underwhelming

Steir Karmer

>>214706914
Profoundly-nongentile face on that creature

they're going to kill tony sopramo

Will be 10 years soon since the first new board was added

I need to give Emma Watson's butt a good sniff.

>>214707019
humbly requesting a two niggas kissing version of this

>>214706934
she bogged herself into it

>>214706981
they've added boards since then e.g. /pw/ was 2021 but just not done proper announcements

>>214706839
why is capitalism the most successful economic model then? even the chinese are only pretending to be communist

>>214707119
*laughs in fascist economic miracles*

ynr #kony2012

Finn has grown into a fine young woman honestly
didn't think she had it in her

>>214707166
That's a bloke.

our zack

>>214707166
Revolting man ass

Starting to light up now, fucking FINALLY

fucking pissed

>>214707199
clearly fake. possibly photoshopped face, not sure

I've been yelling at my mom all week long and she's starting to fight back

He looked up at his clock, which had stopped at five minutes to eleven some weeks ago. “Nearly eleven o'clock,” said Pooh happily. “You're just in time for a little smackerel of something,” and he put his head into the cupboard.

>>214707149
100% on your side there mate, however i wouldnt call fascism successful considering it no longer exists in any official capacity

lots of sirens go past my place at all hours and every time i think it's the rozzers finally coming to haul me away for all those times i said the n word

>>214707183
>>214707215
I'd really appreciate if you didn't talk like this about her?

right well that's a lady getting shagged in the fanny whilst a poo comes out of her other fanny

>>214707355
wtf is wrong with people

i've shagged 4 different women and all of them were dead silent the whole time, no moaning, just heavy breathing at the most, reckon i must simply have a small knob

>>214707378
one is her English fanny and the other is her American fanny

>>214707411
how many times have you had sex

>>214707378
>>214707417
I thought it was a corn cob at first until it started breaking in half

>>214707417
very clever observation (i mean that sincerely)

>>214706364
I really like her train station video
probably the only video of hers I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xchtnsn_ps

>>214707411
real secks isn't like the pornography, if anything I wish they just shut the fuck up in porn

>>214707422
don't know

>>214707340
economically speaking it was, it just came into conflict with the (((colonial empires))) and was very heavily outnumbered

meanwhile, capitalist western countries are about to collapse under the weight of their own various contradictions

last toilday before a few days leave

>>214707438
love wanking over tru kait but the bitch never shuts up, she literally just describes what's happening the entire she's getting shagged, stream-of-consciousness style. even though she's incredibly attractive it puts me right off her

just popped the 'sages on

>>214707472
A brief respite in the unending relentless tidal wave of toil

funny how i gave some random /brit/ poster like 50m osrs and now years later i decided to get back into the game and im struggling to make money

wonder if people (especially yanks) feel awkward about celebrating their birthday if it happens to be on september 11

>>214707505
you can buy 200mil from chink gold farmers for like $5

>>214707477
yep its become an epidemic in western porn now and I hate it, just a bit of soft moaning is all we need but instead they go full hentai-tier to the point where it gets comical

>>214707505
when I played runescape in 2004 I used to make money by mining coal and selling it outside the bank

Smoking needs to make a comeback.

>>214707505
you can make 50m in one day from a fresh account these days

I'm so sad about the Iryna Zarutska murder. It's heartbreaking seeing her put her head in her hands afterwards, and then dying alone, with nobody caring to help her. Where the hell is the humanity?

>>214707547
how?

>>214707541
used to smoke for like 10 years, reckon vaping hits the spot much better, and it doesn't make you reek

>>214707548
im mad

>>214707548
that black fella was a good boy he dindu nuffin but his patriotic duty by defending his country from immigrants

>>214707548
it's a very common phenomenon that is deeply rooted in human instinct and always has been. Watch any video where someone gets seriously hurt/killed and most onlookers either just stand there and do nothing or run off. The Hollywood style bystander that leaps into action and saves the day is actually extremely uncommon

>>214707548
anyone know where i can see this video uncensored?

>>214707548
seeing people bleed out from their neck being cut always freaks me out
there's another video of a big samoan lad trying to break up a fight in a mall in australia and he gets stabbed in his jugular and you see that same moment of realisation/disbelief and then sudden death
mental how quickly we can die at any moment

>>214707582
vaping collapses your lung, and no one really knows what other side effects come with it
with reggo smoking you at least know what you get

ok the wine wasn't so bad but that fucking synthetic cork is retarded never gonna buy it again

>>214707582
On the nicotine gum myself. Much more flexibility with where/when you can use.
Smokers just tend to be cooler, more thoughtful people and it might be causal

>>214707630
>with reggo smoking you at least know what you get
yeah, cancer and yellow teeth and smelling bad

>>214707641
ever tried zyns? i've heard they're all the rage among the zoomer types but i don't think you can get them in australia

>>214707613
The bystander effect is why people do not intervene to stop somebody. It doesn't explain why after she was hurt and the killer walked away, everybody else decided to abandon her.

Rorke watching funniest ever Bradley Walsh moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhM8jx4yqIY

eating a lime

>>214707682
Yes they are fantastic as well and much more economical than gum depending on your local tax regime

eporner is a pretty good site but i have no idea why the audio is always muted by default

>>214707689
isn't that still the bystander effect? doesn't matter if the killer is still present or not

I'll lick the chocolate off the corncob that has been inside Emma Watson's butt.

>>214707710
probably cause most zoomers wank with their phones now and don't want to get jumpscared by loud sex noises when other people could hear

Not worth going outside nowadays with wogs able to kill whoever they like and get a pat on the back for it

>>214707625
I remember seeing that video and it freaked me out too. The slash is so quick and next thing he's on the floor gone.

>>214707548
Would you have done anything?

bitch was dead the minute she hit the floor, nobody could have done anything anyway

Walking? Nah carrying him

>Poland shoots down Russian drones after 'unprecedented airspace violation'

uh oh

>>214707908
where are you off to

>>214708024
Just a walk mate

>>214708010
uh oh it looks like… nothing will happen

legalize nuclear bombs

If I were on this train things would've gone a lot differently

good mornois

>>214708151
I was thinking about what I would’ve done. Probably waited till he walked away and then try to help the girl, apply pressure to her wound idk

this is the most Tuesday coded Wednesday ever

Even R*ddit is starting to gain a clue

>>214708186
that doesn't even mean anything

>>214708214
Not really that’s just one poster which has always been like that, the 300 comments will be telling him he’s wrong

Such a goated pic

got an extremely powerful crush on the new girl at toil and I need it to go away

>>214708249
You’ll just end up getting fired for being a creep don’t try it

>>214708228
Yeah maybe (I certainly won't be checking)

i may be a virgin freak but at least i've got a large willard to wank with

Trump won. Your gender affirming care will no longer be covered by Medicaid. You eurofags seriously NEED to get over it.

how do you prove that your brain isn't just a very advanced llm like chatgpt

>>214708298
peruvians eat these little fellas

medbergs making me extremely horny but unable to cum

Progress

>>214708304
i can be racist

>>214708304
ultimately no one can ever prove that they're conscious/sentient/experience qualia
p-zombies, chinese room, blah blah blah just read blindsight

>>214708314
Why come? They ain't got no chicken or nothing down there?

>>214708320
lady on the left looking very orange, didn't know they had spray tans in 1975

>>214708331
suppose not

>>214708340
There’s this thing called the sun, not sure if you know about it

>>214708298
love are donald

>>214708328
I've read it twice watts is quite popular here among nerds

>>214708392
well then why did you even bother asking the question

>>214708320
ai slop

>>214708381
mate look at my flag
in any case, natural tanning doesn't make you orange, only spray tans do that

>>214708475
I go her colour when I go on holiday

billions.

why is this happening

hellos

No guns... no freedom... it's that simple

>>214708598
hiiiii

Tell em james

>>214708601
Yh like the freedom to get stabbed in the neck and bleed out on the train home, whilst everyone just watches

make a new fugging thread already

>>214708664
No

the individual will die, the people can be replaced
but the state, the party, big brother lives forever

>>214708718
>>214708718
>>214708718

>>214708664
Oi, language!