Thread 214713187

The matrix (1999) edition

>>214713160
>Secondly the UK surely belongs to everybody who lives here
this is a troll post

>>214713207
you're replying to spaki

>>214713187 (OP)
you now remember The Matrix (2024), actually you don't

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>>214713005
got a torn up case too. looks like I'll need to spend another £50 for an official apple case again if I want the slightest chance of receiving a crumb of snatch in the next couple of years

thank u to the based anon who posted this a while back.

>>214713237
scr

i use lunar magicks
*a log rapidly rotates above my head as it turns into a plank*

>>214713237
https://files.catbox.moe/g7t2pw.mp4

Finally the real version

>>214713147
posts like this are clearly larps right?
the fuck have you been doing ever since you left school? which was what 10-15 years ago?

>>214713233
first ting small boat cronem see when open di door of his hotel room

>>214713252
damn
non-whites don't belong in our countries

>>214713252
mate :(

>>214713255
Got really in to Whittiling and bouldering

>30
>only worked for 3 years of my life
>neet for years
>got a stem degree but made no connections and wasted it by now
>never had a gf
>run away from every challenge I face

>>214713276
>i’m a pathetic retard please feel sorry for me

Spent two hours in the bath because I'm a neet on PIP lolz

>>214713276
yeah this is me
first with honours in stem but zero connections so I may as well wipe my arse with the certificate

reminder to report the BE flags posts for offtopic/trolling

>>214713290
Bet youre all wrinkly like a prune

>>214713187 (OP)
Tranny director.

opponent has mate in 1 here but doesnt see it

>32
>never had a job
>no education
>never had a gf (not even close)
>literally autistic

where do I go from here? Getting a job or any meaning seems impossible

>>214713306
Hi. Are you upset that ratemytakeaway quit?

>>214713217
My post isn't bait, my post is essentially the mainstream view in the UK.

>>214713225
>Disingenuous
I think my replies are genuine.
>semantics
It's important to point out that the UK is not just one island. Northern Ireland is a large part of the UK and it's not part of the island of Great Britain.
>ad homems
How else should I reply to someone who suggests that brown people "dont belong" in the UK? Maybe we shouldn't judge people by their ethnicity. Let's say there is a brown or black person who follows all UK laws and is a net contributor to the UK's finances - would you still say they don't belong in the UK? Why do they not belong?

>>214713276
>>214713324
kek that is me
but 0 days worked

>>214713323
he saw it

>>214713252
yeah this is why we drive in our private cars everywhere

>>214713354
imagine the smell

>>214713288
I remember the chaos of barely figuring out who I was while everyone seemed to be building memories I could only dream of. Instead of dialing up friends, I watched from the sidelines, feeling more like a ghost than a participant. Sure, there were hangouts, but I was often too anxious to join in, learning more from screens than real-life connections. No epic parties to reminisce about, no love stories to tell. Just a sense of drifting through time, with nothing remarkable to hold on to. Now it feels like I missed out on something special, and those vibrant moments have passed me by without so much as a whisper. A blur of missed chances and unfulfilled dreams.

>>214713207
>>214713213
I'm not trolling though

Mental how neonazi Finns want to "take back" Karelia even though it never was Finnish to start with

mad how china is pumping money and investment into india, i suppose they did manage to turn china from a 3rd world shithole to a modern country in record time but their people were hard working, india feels like an impossible task

>>214713276
>>214713324
genuinely gain a clue

>>214713305
>STEM degree
More like MEME degree if you cant use it

>>214713382
>india feels like an impossible task
not our problem

wore a shirt once

>>214713334
buy an ad

>>214713396
why dont you take advantage of their economic opportunities and get a job in one of the factories, they're even making iphones in india now

Why do some people stand so close behind you in lines? I can feel your breath on my neck STEP BACK

>>214713383
what does this mean?

found THE perfect playlist on spotify, whoever assembled this is definitely a bit of me

>>214713345
No, I think the vast majority of people in the UK would agree that this country is for them and is not simply an open dumping ground where anyone, from any part of the planet can come indiscriminately, forever. You believe in literally zero borders. And that the people already living here, and the ethnic and cultural natives (which are still the majority), should not be prioritised whatsoever. At which point the country effectively does not exist. Such a position is so wilfully retarded it’s very likely bait.

looking at women with no clothes on

>>214713436
ktim fuckign love my daylists ktim ktim!! fuckign love being tracked and profiled

cody shut the hell up you frickin douche bag

no horse racing today what do I do to pass the time

>>214713410
>and get a job in one of the factories
beneath me
In India it is looked down upon on people who work small jobs
I make like 100k a month sitting at home in crypto

last nights leftover drunken chinese order scranned. feeling rough

>>214713450
got a licence for that m8?

>>214713468
fire up the virtual horses and see what you can do with £100

>>214713468
go outside and look for baggies in storm drains

>>214713468
see
>>214713450

>>214713479
>getting pissed on a tuesday night
grim runt

horse

>>214713407
For a dead channel? Okay

in 9 minutes time i will farm (you)s like a professional

Scotland flags up and down my street (I'm from Scotland)

poo shagging a 1950s dockhand's labubu

>>214713345
>How else should I reply to someone who suggests that brown people "dont belong" in the UK
You talk about tolerance and acceptance yet resort to insults rather than rational discussion. Saying brown and black people stick out like a sore thumb in england is not some wild take its just a fact.

Got the plot by the balls. Now I am in control

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757468398586701.jpg
sexo

exceeded 70mph on the A14 once

rorke would have tried deporting superman for being an immigrant. think about that

>>214713345
>Let's say there is a brown or black person who follows all UK laws and is a net contributor to the UK's finances
Of course they don't belong, following the law and not being a drain on society is the absolute bare minimum to be expected of a citizen, we shouldn't be handing out citizenships or rights to work here for doing the bare minimum
Worth noting a lot of foreigners can't even achieve that
>inb4 what about British layabouts and criminals
Also an issue that should be dealt with, but you don't solve that issue by importing more

>>214713576
Rorke eats kebabs yet complains about immigration. The jokes write themselves.

got the twee playlist on

>>214713324
ktim
not getting help for the mental elves when I was younger contributed massively to my becoming the waste of space I am now
finally on the right track at 29 but I'm sure the damage is irreversible

>>214713560
wtf she thicc

>>214713354
psyopped out the gene pool award

>>214713576
>>214713598
Oi lads wait till you get a read of this one

That’s Canada on the filter.

>>214713645
hes not canadian he posts under random flags

deleted my food delivery apps I will no longer support the illegal immigrant economy

get a part time job and study something on the side so your not in retail hell forever/have something to do. us spastics have a harder time but you can't just give up!

>>214713616
ktim my 20s was ruined

Would have been a splendid roman soldier me. My javelins would penetrate dozens and my sling shots would assassinate even the furthest of targets.

Hahaha based
only good koala is a dead koala

>>214713324
what have you done since leaving school
what did you do all your 20s?

funny how all the australians in /brit/ are normal people with careers and all the brits are actual turbospastics

>>214713689
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THEM! WHY? BECAUSE THEYRE HECKIN CUTE

>>214713689
based

>>214713689
thought they were endangered

>>214713689
First the platypus now the koala? Have you no shame?

>>214713635
>things that happened

>>214713669
unironically love working retail it's like working in a zoo

>>214713705
im neet

>>214713689
is it true these nigger bears will just shit liquid poo on you if you walk under them?

>>214713705
it's 8:30pm in australia so it's only normgroids coming off of work. when it hits 1am in aussieland the NEET spastics come out the woodworks

>>214713714
they are now LOL

>>214713689
koalas can sense if you're money or not
no wonder dimeless aussies are killing them

Caeser is home

>>214713705
let me in

>>214713237
Disgusting picture, look at the lack of diversity.

>>214713769
nah mate sorry we need to make more room for indians

do your job you incompetent unpaid bastard

nth for the baddiedem

already coming to terms with the fact that I'll probably never have a sexual relationship in my life and that's okay

>>214713814
come to India
>>214713815
grim

>>214713815
Such a diverse and vibrant society

>>214713815
I know him. It's Nate Higgers

>>214713815
so THIS is rorke

>>214713815
>>214713829
biomass

>>214713867
He really is a contemptible little worm, isn't he?

Do you reckon I'm in the minority in thinking weddings are one of the most narcissistic things on the planet and a total waste of money?

>>214713874
In that case it was justified, because the white Boomer woman blocked the priority seat.

>>214713354
grim

They're wandering around my small rural village

>>214713446
>You believe in literally zero borders
No I don't
>And that the people already living here, and the ethnic and cultural natives (which are still the majority), should not be prioritised whatsoever
It's true that I don't believe people should be prioritised on the basis of ethnicity. I think every UK citizen should be treated equally before the law, regardless of their ethnicity.
>Such a position is so wilfully retarded it’s very likely bait.
My position is the mainstream view of the UK. I think most Brits would agree that the law in the UK should not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity.

>>214713555
>Saying brown and black people stick out like a sore thumb in england is not some wild take its just a fact.
I don't think that's a fact. In many parts of England, black and brown people are just as common as white people. Therefore none of them really stick out.

>>214713595
>Of course they don't belong
Why not? Do you think Lenny Henry doesn't belong in the UK? Do you think Bukayo Saka doesn't belong in the UK? If they don't, then why don't they?
>>inb4 what about British layabouts and criminals
>Also an issue that should be dealt with, but you don't solve that issue by importing more
I would agree that we shouldn't allow criminals into the UK, and we might not want to allow people who will be a net drain on public finances. But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.

nan was starting so I went rorkemode on her

reckon the first step to making my life better is to get shredded so will be starting immediately

drinking rat poison

>>214713897
no
look up how much money is wasted in Indian weddings
people spend their entire life savings on marrying their children to some random mong in a lifetime of misery

>>214713834
where's the quietest part of india

new gem

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757500558086673.webm

>>214713945
A public toilet

>>214713698
sat around shitposting on here

>>214713945
wherever I am because everyone avoids me haha

>>214713961
LOL

>>214713937
onya mate
the journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step

>>214713960
kill yourself

stop posting porn

seize the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZeudRr06w

could fit in to australian society pretty well with all of the colloquialisms I learn here

Next march is gonna be sweet, lads got tickets for Pendulum and Linkin Park in the same week

>>214713945
no such thing

>>214713960
name?

>>214714018
can't get past the hot/cold chips distinction

>>214713930
They don't belong because they have no reason to be here, a handful were invited, many arrived on dubious visas or as dependants and they're not native to this land it's just that simple
You can point to a couple of high performers and say well what about *these* immigrants but they're not the majority and for what it's worth I'd have no problem deporting Henry or Saka either
>But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.
Given we know, using crime statistics, that yes certain nationalities are more likely to commit crime then yes we should

might say sod it and just kill myself

>>214713930
>>214714054
gb2pol

>>214714042
>hot/cold chips
this one is mental

>>214714041
No clue

>>214713896
fr blud with his hood up in the bus omds

>>214714042
For me, it's calling a sofa a lounge and a lounge a "lounge room"

fanny

menulog

>>214713960
she's riding that baton pole like she's on a merry go round

>>214714116
kys heatherfreak

gonna be autistic for the next 30-90 minutes x

thats her

mums met my former classmate and lied to him about me finishing the uni and getting a remote job

>>214714161
mumsy tells people I'm good with computers

>>214714161
my mum gave my number to my old classmate and I blocked him out of shame when he texted me wanted to meet up

>>214714161
>>214714216
>>214714219
:(

did somebody say menulog?

Dear Britons, what the fuck happened to your freedom of speech?

>>214714219
ktim ran into someone I went to school with when I was steaming one saturday night and must have chatted some absolute bollocks because he messaged me on facebook a couple of days later asking if I still wanted to meet up and I just blocked him

>>214714258
no one ever says that

A woman planning a low-cost break away to Malta could not believe her eyes when her quote per person skyrocketed to £5.8m.

Sandra Nicklin from Blackfield, Hampshire was originally quoted £260.35 each online by TUI for the all inclusive week-long holiday to the island with flights from Luton airport next June.

After getting a message on the app telling her the price for the holiday had gone up she revisited the quote and said: "It was gobsmaking - I started counting how many noughts there were... and for two people it was £11.5m."

The travel company has apologised saying a system error meant the website had quoted the cost of buying the entire resort and the rights to name the swimming pool.

>>214714259
Never had it

cya

bunch of wankpuffins log on rn

>>214714291
Then I have to ask when your lack of freedom of speech got this bad

>>214714315
get off twitter mate

its so hard being a lady >:(

I love america

>>214714054
>they're not native to this land
Neither are white Brits. All humans ultimately come from Africa, and white Brits are mostly descended from Celts, Anglo-Saxons, and Normans, who all came from continental Europe.
>>But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.
>Given we know, using crime statistics, that yes certain nationalities are more likely to commit crime then yes we should
Nationality isn't the same as ethnicity. I suppose the UK could restrict immigration from certain countries where criminals are more likely to come from. This doesn't amount to deciding immigration based on ethnicity though.

>>214714343
what did the 3rd guy do wrong

>>214714343
why are girls in a hostel with random strangers? especially male?

>>214714378
do you not know what a hostel is

>>214714361
hes smooching his hand and giving the come hither

>>214714361
sucking his palm and doing some sort of fingering gesture it looks like
could just be some form of mong though

>>214714378
just backpacker life

Sometimes The Shit Breaks You

why are trains so expensive now costs like £20 for a 25 minute journey

>>214714361
you're not allowed to even glance at a girl without written permission

>>214714391
here they call student dorms hostel so I was confused x

any Aryan Beasts in?

how do i know if I'm aryan?

>>214714361
>>214714412
telling on yourselves right now btw

The wogs doing nothing whilst the girl is bleeding out need to be hanged too

>>214714460
she shouldn't have called them the n word

welp just accidentally glanced at a female and now i’m getting arrested lads

>>214714438
cuddly lad

>>214714482
Just say you’re a paki

>>214714460
Is it just Mars bars or do you sometimes think of other chocolates like Snickers?

>>214714438
fat git

>>214714407
privitisation was supposed to improve services but obviously the focus became profits and a lack of investment in infrastructure in favour of boosting profits over time has led to high maintenance costs that are passed on to the consumer to retain profit margins. we also run more services than other countries which means more staff needed who are overpaid anyway and YOU need to foot the bill

>>214714460
That needed a surgeon to fix, nothing the average poorfag on a subway train could do.

women shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos

>be homosexual
>compliment other man
>they dont know what to do

>be straight
>compliment a woman
>ummm security

we live ina society.ety

>>214714357
>Neither are white Brits
Yes they are
>Nationality isn't the same as ethnicity
For practical purposes it is, I don't care if there's 10 different ethnicities in Afghanistan they all need to be blocked from coming here

>>214714529
whats that thing yank women are doing when they're larping like they live under a christian theocracy? well whatever it is we should make it real

on the train, about to suck a niccy pouch

LBC says banksy is going to be arrested and then his identity will be revealed

>>214714545
>Yes they are
No. White Brits are descended from people that moved to the UK. Same as Lenny Henry in that respect (born in the UK, descended from people who moved to the UK).
>For practical purposes it is, I don't care if there's 10 different ethnicities in Afghanistan they all need to be blocked from coming here
It's not, obviously. There are many Brits whose nationality is British, yet they will be of different ethnicities.

Fufu is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/fufu
Katie starting soon https://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekat

DVLA is so fucking annoying

>>214714525
they could have at least called an ambulance though to make it look like they cared. the fat one sat opposite literally says "he got the white girl" in the full footage and just carries on looking out of the window

>>214714573
will they reveal the identity of who asked?

>>214714438
Adolf Catler

Sorry /brit/sisters, you just can't beat American beer.

>>214714568
Be careful there might be a feral wog behind you

>>214714590
The caller was John from londonderry

why do mars bars from the pub taste better than mars bars from everywhere else

right but whats any of this got to do with the discussion of british topics and culture

wouldn't have happened if he got a life and binned that knife

>>214714590
yh it was Jim from Woodford

playing a match of footy manager
a friendly against a amateur club and one their players is called o'rourke

>>214714602
not taking any chances

got the greeno eats on x

I’m always hyperaware on public transport, paranoid because of the autisms. I would’ve instinctually never sat anywhere near the wog because I know he could be a potential threat. Around blacks never relax

>>214714568
stop with that muck lad you'll feel better

>>214714646
Get your cock out lad

Chelsea Dickenson's musky tuppence

not sure that urban living will ever be particularly good tbqh

will be shredded by October methinks

>>214714692
me when I'm the epstein list

>>214714685
are you from 5000 bc or something

>>214714662
Maybe you picture a Crunchie sometimes?

>>214714707
urban dwellers have far worse physiological conditions that rural people
they have less kids
they consume far more than they produce

you wouldn't catch me getting wogged up

>>214714336
Just going off what I see on the Beeb
>can't say you love bacon
>can't say trannies don't belong in women's spaces

me and the 'ee eff

>>214714752
is that ant and dec with allah peesha

>>214714646
*uses a masonry drill to make a hole in the wall I can stab you through*

>>214714752
lifemogs me

>Vote for the anti-establishment, anti-immigration, anti-globalisation, pro-traditional values populist nationalist party
>It just governs like a normal government and doesn't reduce immigration or do anything radical at all

What do you do when this happens? Reform UK is most likely to go this way and I don't know what comes after that

>>214714774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfyaftYvFGg

>>214714752
>we saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe

>>214714780
the major european economies are all propped up by increasing immigration if you think any party running for election will do anything meaningful in power you're a literal retard

oliviarosefitt is my favourite Onlyfans girl

but anyway yeah I've got a pepperoni pizza and a couple of timmy taylors for tea tonight so an utterly PENG end to the day waheeeeyyyy

>>214714780
I buy a Mars bar

>>214714804
get a favourite kind of clue instead

fuck this housegammon and his paki master

>>214714788
Doused my bathroom in hydrogen peroxide. This kills the mould.

>>214714780
meloni sex

>>214714845
Turn off the VPN

>>214714858
Mmmm I’m not gonna say it

no longer any tracking information for my dhl parcel so that's lost then cool

>>214714829
nah

In ain’t going out like that

>Mmmm
Bluds thinking about chocolate again

*clears throat*

having a serious recherche des temps perdu remembering the shop at the council pool
the lollies changed over the years but they were always bangers
peppermint patties, kopiko, giant geckos

>>214714780
all it takes is one look at their policies that aren't immigration related to avoid a clean sweep at the 2029 fell for it again awards

>>214714879
Yh same colour as chocolate

insane how every woman who is interested in me seems to ghost me and aren't even emotionally capable enough to use words and just be respectful

snood

This Iryna Zarutska story is not going away
Haven't seen /pol/ this riled up in years

>twenty eight
>worked for eleven years
>four year old BSc in geography (I know...)
>min wage admin role in small office
>major depressive disorder limits me in every area of life
Dunno what else to do but try SSRIs at this point

>>214714920
don't think they actually were interested

>>214714858
fuck fascists

Wow 9 out of 10 kids have a smart phone by age 11 in the uk, my mum didn’t get me a phone until 14 and it was a shit little nokia

>>214714932
exercise and sort your diet out

>>214714952
id recommend this

>>214714946
unc-coded post

>>214714928
/pol/ got this riled up 5 months ago when that football player got stabbed.

>>214714934
probably not but they act it in every way, more likely is that they felt like they were moving too fast and got uncomfortable with the idea of settling when they have a hundred others ready to go on the apps

>>214714979
I’m 36 mate

>>214714941
you can really taste the bushfires

some finish that

>>214714983
they just wanted someone to take them for a meal they could post on their insta sorry lad

Why does leftypol think anti immigration is funded by billionaires/russia. Whats thr gain there?

>>214714928
what are big bad pol gonna do?

>>214715002
your mum

just saw england beat serbia 5-0
is that a good score?

>>214715012
sent that freakpoz flying

poo

>>214715041
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>>214715041
New

>>214715002
TND

>chrome update that did literally nothing but disable 4chanX
insane how I could take the indian freak who runs this shit company and crunch him into a little jeetly ball and boot him into the sun and literally zero people would care or even attempt to stop me

>>214715028
it is a good score i think there was general surprise at how bad serbia were

running a muck

I've got so fat ffs

>>214715048
mad how your entire existence is just a desperate cry for spainlad to come back and torment you

>>214715048
fuck off you nutcase

>>214714999
almost every woman in the 20-30 range seems to want the constant attention and fun that comes from having hundreds of options, and that's it. makes me want to seethe because I can't meet or find any genuinely nice women, I always think that they seem nice at first but they'll always do something immature or just lack substance

>>214715078
:)

>>214713187 (OP)
>as someone who has been practicing chaos magick for the past several years

this is more awe-inspiring than a PhD

>>214715066
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>>214715066
new when ready

>>214715100
early

>>214715120
ok but its ready for use post bump limit

>>214715151
not an excuse is it

NEW
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>>214713579
>>214713579

im actually quite a good boy for making a post in this thread in order to reach the bump limit instead of instantly switching to the early new and leaving it at 307 as is oftne the case

never once made a new

is someone making the new, or nah?

right well it appears I’ve been threadmogged

>>214715100
too rorkeish and noncey