Thread 214717673

The UK fucking sucks edition

getting my US Visa today lads

Pretty sexy brown girl in my Teams meeting right now...

>>214717722
Those soldiers also joined at 18 and are experienced

>>214717673 (OP)
And then you watch pic related and the UK is all about having pints with the lads while watching football.

how can i have a soul mate if my soul prefers being a virgin incel lonely freak

>>214716812
I beat it pre-patch though I did shithouse consort radahn by poking him from behind a shield

>>214717758
thought that was Merry

>>214717770
stop being those things

how can i have a soul mate if my soul keeps jumping around into random bodies after i die

got some Hansaplast on my chaffed skin
it was expiring this month but didn't want to throw it to waste

>>214717760
Thoughts on Yorkie bars?

>>214717808
thats another piece of your soul that you're going after, bit incest like really init

launching a startup in January

Just learnt we are responsible for third world countries being poor and backwards thus we should let every single third worlder into Britain

nth for the gyaldem

why is despy asking people about chocolate bars?

>>214717673 (OP)
1984, V for Vendetta and Children of Men all predict an authoritarian nationalist oppressive government to take power in Britain.

I haven't seen a fictional dystopia describe the UK as it actually ended up: an incompetent decaying anarcho-tyrannical state with lenient non-policing for lawless ethnic groups, draconian punishments and censorship for the native civilian population, and elite coverups of paedophilia amongst celebrities, politicians and aristocrats

>>214717851
I HATE the gyaldem

Mental swore I was getting old today, couldn’t hack the workout and was wheezing like a knackered kettle, turns out it was just me gut full of bloody gas

>>214717846
those people are a net positive for britain so we should keep them out

>>214717851
out of all the birds you spam this one is the most shaggable

>>214717865
Actually probably the closest to this might be Terry Gilliam's Brazil but it's still not quite right

>>214717770
He can help you im serious

>movies didn't predict the future perfectly
Where's my refund?

>>214717921
poo sealing

how does leftypol sleep at night

>>214717921
why is he poo sealing towards the camera?

I HATE the gyaldem

>>214717673 (OP)
never let me go is very good i recommend

>>214717921
Should've made his skin match

>>214717865
Children of Men had Britain as relatively stable because we were the only place that stopped immies
Fucking lmao

>>214717961
not a bloody artist am i

>>214717947
would be if they weren't all coked up 24/7

>>214717951
how many children have you murdered?

rorke dicking about in york

business idea: men that look like women I can have sex with

@214717951
Calling all Brits to boycott this post, Free Palestine, stop supplying (You)s to the war criminal regime

Shan't be watching any of those webbums sorry

>>214717871
>>214717950
brick tier IQ posts

>>214717934
still can't believe ai can do shit like this, tech has gone too far

>>214717673 (OP)
Read V for Vendetta
couldn't make much sense
maybe I'm extremely low IQ or not-brit enough or maybe it was self-indulgent

>>214717951
thanks friend. i liked remains of the day and was going to ask about that.

>>214717951
evil bastard

now the rorkedem I can get into

Ay yo?

>>214717951
yes it is a good book godspeed brother

>>214717921
average swam-sea fan if ykyk

Want to get involved in politics but it'll probably completely destroy my life once my views are out there.

>>214718038
um

Leftypol demanding Rorke defend his co-ethnics in Poland
Rorke conscientiously objecting

>>214718048
'

Rorke trying to escape from the horrors of reality by lurking in Falmouth.

>>214718038
>its real

>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.
Will (You) answer the call?

>>214718038
seeing anything wrong with this says a lot more about you than it does about him

>>214718048
literalluy just ignore it, you have no power

>>214718091
kissed a lad at falmouth sea shanties me

>>214718107
depends. what percentage of pay is the yearly bonus?

>>214718122
That's a slave's mentality.
You only get power by challenging for it.

>>214718048
You're basically competing with megalomaniacs for power, if you get noticed even slightly by a rival they will hire private investigations into your personal life, try and hack your phones and email accounts, try and infiltrate your inner circles and friendship groups, all to either leak a story to the tabloid press and ruin your career or to blackmail you into their control

Most successful politicians have been training to be one since they were children

>>214718121
least dishonest paedophile

>>214717982
>>214718033
you dont have to be a ishiguro fan to respect atleast what he tries to do
>>214718043
all his books are in my backlog since reading NLMG but i dont think ill ever get to that one

>>214718139
name one uk politician with power

is looking scandinavian the ultimate goal?

how do i turn my giga feminist leftist proto gf into a based chuddette? she’s 22 and has autism btw

Remember when Charlton Brooker made an hour-long episode of TV about the Prime Minister being forced to have sex with a pig

>>214718155
post fucking machines

snood

>>214718121
Weird timing though

>>214718174
beat her up

might be time to get the librarytoil back up and running

>>214718157
For women yeah
Scandi makeup is now the gold standard of a white woman's look

>>214718174
hard to manipulate girls with autism because they're hyper alert to everything, next best thing is just make her dependent on you and then she'll let you mould her however you like without even noticing

>>214718157
Mayor of London. He has the power to blow you all off just by saying the words "part and parcel innit".

>>214718157
dunno mate is it

>>214718181
mecha jew died unfortunately

>>214718205
Got an example?

>>214718142
>It is part of the Jews to be sneaky and sly. The genius of our people has ever been joyous strength, robust forcefulness, directness, manly courage, and flaming heroism. When the Jews, with their economic terrorism, jails, bullies and hangmen, scare the White man into laying down his cudgel and goad him into trying to out-sneak Jewish tyranny, the Jews have completely emasculated the once-strong White man, and doomed him to dishonor and defeat. The White man can NEVER win by sneaking!

GLR

As an IT consultant who's on new projects every couple of weeks it's hard to overstate how much my job satisfaction depends on whether I'm working with an Indian

>>214718215
then its time for israel to go
*wheels into my evil lair in my comically creeky wheelchair*

gf lives in a fantasy world just have to pretend about it and everything is alright

>>214718157
Obviously, opposing Nordicism is a cope.

>>214718223
Do you like Aero Mint bars?

>>214718206
good idea, yeah she’s quite stubborn but she’s at a low point and has been working at a chicken restaurant after dropping out of college last year because she had a mental break. i definitely think i could “save” her

ktim. love this film

>>214718268
What's your situation like?

>>214718241
Is this you?

reading plot summaries on Wikipedia and crying

damn...makes u think

Send the boat people to Poland
If they survive we'll think about it

>>214718305
comfy law office job making a decent salary for my age

>>214718336
god we're so small and pathetic

>>214718038
umm

>>214718268
why dont you let her alone and stop trying to treat people like shit. who gives a fuck what proto-gfs think, it sounds like you want to date yourself in a wig you retarded zoomer, i'd kill you

>>214718336
corr how many immies can you fit in that
?

>>214718319
Cato street plot

>>214718351
just like my cock!

>>214718347
no no, imagine this. you take all the africans, pakis, and other wogs headed for europe and promise them citizenship but they have to make it on foot from Vladivostok to Poland. if they can survive Siberia then they deserve European citizenship

>>214718156
Zia Yusuf, Morgan McSweeney, Tony Blair, Sue Gray, Paul Ovenden, Will Heilpern, Andy Coulson, Lord Ashcroft, Damian McBride, Ben Nunn

>>214718336
it's memed a lot but despite being "tiny" there's still a shitload of countryside so it must be absolute hell if you're a massive country
I start scream crying if a drive is longer than 3 hours

TARMAC THE NATIONAL PARKS
BUILD ENDLESS CONDOS
FILL THEM WITH AFRICAN-AMERICANS

>>214718361
you sound naive. if you aren’t a manipulator then you are the manipulated, sorry to say. i’d hate to be you

Should keep on the Silksong but tired. Don't know how people beat these games in 3 days

>>214718361
women literally need guidance though, its natural regardless of what modern feminist agendas would want you to believe

>>214718205
'kin state of this neek

business plan: win the lottery

Russia? I hardly knew her haha

>>214718411
theyre fucking losers its all they do

a black man is sitting behind me on a train

bit tense

>In Silksong, players control Hornet, the former Princess of Hollow Knight's fallen kingdom of Hallownest and a prominent supporting character from the original game. The story follows her as she is captured and transported to the mysterious new land of Pharloom, where she must navigate a vast, interconnected world

that is the gayest thing i've ever read, is this a troon game or something?

>>214718411
have you finished act 1 yet?

>>214718431
ktim if i every get to the interviews on the apprentice

Really really don't care whether the stripes Russians beat the halves Russians or not

so bored of life
don't enjoy playing games, me

>>214718410
ah yes the zoomer in his early 20s has it all figured out aye, ignorance comes with youth. If been around the block enough to know what im talking about. You're not going to change someone to be more like yourself, its fucking weird and a misuse of romance. itll end in tears

>>214718443
crack a joke and break the ice

>>214718396
i've driven cross-country before (Minnesota to Texas and back) and it took me two days each way, driving 7-8 hours each day. sad that britcels will never know the freedom of the open road

>>214718494
1. i’m 26
2. i don’t want her to be like me, i just want to share the same values
3. i’ve been in a couple relationships now and know what i’m doing
4. you’re gay and old

>>214718521
do you have service stations? theyre my favourite thing in the world

>>214718519
suggest an appropriate joke please

>>214718439
Literally go on /v/ and these people are talking as if everyone has beat the game by now. They do it with every new game that comes out. Everyone seems to have beaten it in 3 days.
>>214718457
Yea

>>214718528
>my values are being a chud
get off the internet for a bit and enjoy romance for what it is you little runt

>>214718528
>you’re gay and old
I'M LOVING ANGELS INSTEAD

will reach £35,000 in savings tonight if bitcoin keeps going up

Stirring in one direction the I SUDDENLY. change the direction. A genius manoeuvre the sugar never saw coming.

>Ah yes simply go out with a young woman and avoid politics
Mate have you met women these days they can't go three sentences without sperging about something they saw on Tiktok

snood

sorry love its not going to work cause you dont laugh at the edgy jokes and vote for the old person i like

>>214718533
do the one about the black man and the tiger

>>214718544
same with BF6 even during the beta people were clearly playing it for 15 hours straight at a time don't know how they dont go completely mental

yanks can't suffer

>>214718443
ask him if Ukrainian lives matter (it might be David Lammy)

>>214718641
SOVL

>>214718641
whats buc-ee's

>>214718617
It's not normal. I can't play a game for more than 5-6 hours at a time or my brain just slows down and stops focussing on it.

>>214718637
mad how she spent so much time on her hair and I only looked at the tits

>>214718582
yeah most people are obnoxiously opinionated these days, I prefer to interact with others who can relax

>Russia vs Ukraine
>Libtards and boomers pro-Ukraine, chuds pro-Russia
>Israel vs Palestine
>Libtards and chuds pro-Palestine, boomers pro-Israel

Hypothetically if the UK and Ireland had a war, who would the American/international audience go with?

No doubt that leftists would support Ireland, just trying to figure out how chuds and boomers would choose their sides. I can see plausible reasons for them going either way

>>214718637
>no bra
whore

any resi evil mandem here?

>>214718532
yeah we call them truck stops here. in the south, they also have Buc-ees, which is a gigantic mall-esque gas station with everything from pulled pork sandwiches to popcorn

gay raping myself outside the jobcentre

it is raining!

>>214718582
They are easy to manipulate though
If you are a good speaker it's easy

>>214718727
incredible. americans dont suffer

>>214718761
>If you are a good speaker it's easy
That's me finished then haha

you can't eat money

Christianity was the Bolshevism of antiquity.

Despite being a Rorke I used to have Leftypol opinions about urban development, muh heckin walkable cities and that
I still like them, particularly in small places, but after visiting Yankland it is just objectively better to have all that space and have everything be comfy

Reminder we 'won' two world wars, this is what winning looks like.

>>214718841
FOY

wonder if kids still sing songs like wheels on the bus and row the boat or if it all baby shark or something

the financial conduct authority must apologise

https://xcancel.com/Steven59066/status/1965774659850559765

>>214718838
Almost like it's some weird offshoot of Judaism

>>214718563
Corrrr lad show the HRMC and get here NOW

Need you housed to a primary school like the economic rocket fuel you are

>>214718544
I think you're further than most people, I'm not playing it but have seen a couple holodem beat beat the final boss of act 2 in 25 and 28 hours

>>214718841
we can't have that in britain because there objectively isn't enough space

>>214718841
only neeks who can't pass their driving test care about walkable cities

>>214718838
nietzsche called, he wants his views back

>>214718876
HES GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS HANDS
HES GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD
IN HIS HANDS

get the babestation beauties off the telly

>>214718894
Kys

what's the point of this board if it's all the same posts as /pol/

America is too big and too empty
As I said before, if all 8 billion people moved to the USA, it would still have less population density than current day Bangladesh
get USA filled

>>214718841
having good, beautiful cities with stuff to do should not be considered leftypol. our biggest car city is brum and it's ugly as dirt because it's supposed to be driven past.

If John has 3 apples, and Jamal has 5 apples, how can this be explained by the framework of systemic racism?

>>214718955
fucking mountainjeets
this whole protest is a western operation btw

*slenders into /brit/*

>>214718979
working as intended

>>214718955
Rorke's gone too far this time

>>214718396
>despite being "tiny" there's still a shitload of countryside
You're never more than about 2 miles from a road
We don't have proper countryside

>>214718995
>western

Just say American, Britoids and Spaniards are not shaping global events like it's 1700s anymore.

>>214718916
It's actually worse since jews kept all the good stuff for themselves (vengeance, genocide, ethoncentrism) while promoting slave values (forgiveness, universalism) for the goyim.

Total Christianity Extermination

>>214718999
Fat girls can be quite fun but there's just no substitute for this is there

>>214719019
need it cemented over

baxck craxck and saxck wax

>>214718999
rorke's crush before she succumbs to african american beauty standards

industrial revolution really fucked england up in the long run
best of both worlds would be if englishmen pioneered it but in a different country so we weren't stuck with the many downsides of it in the homeland

same boring off topic posts every day
change the record already

>>214718878
looking into this now. Expect a resolution shortly

Mad how women can be fit in so many different ways
Men have MAYBE two

>>214719062
The green party policy

when does game of thrones got to shit?

>>214719132
S5

>>214719132
season 2

>>214719097
legit consider the projection of black american culture globally as a virus

>>214719106
Should have been a mass exodus, the greatest migration in human history if you will - to Australia when we had the chance, maybe after WW1

>>214719131
They're green because of Islam now haha

the bean kicked in (coffee)

>>214718999
noticed how fat my stomach has got don't think I could even get my calves through that

right it's decided. As of next week i will be a library guy on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays x

uh oh he's started thinking about mars bars again

>>214719042
nietzsche thought jews as a people were alright and even had some good qualities that would be appreciated once the west will get rid of god and its shadows, the problem was the jew priest caste ("swindlers") and what plato spawned from them in the west
>vengeance, genocide,
nothing more christian than that

>>214719169
Kek nice one rorke

>>214719062
Leftypol nodding furiously

ze animus

Not a fan of black Yanks but at least they sometimes do cool shit and come up with their own culture
Our blacks are just cringe knock-offs with zero of their own personality, absolutely pointless

mad how one of chinas most famous military strategies was to retreat to an area with a river behind them so they're forced to either fight forward or drown to death and everyone collectively chooses the first

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

>>214719261
Simple triangles

>>214719261
Only an Indian could laugh at this

>>214718180
I haven't seen many Black Mirror episodes (bloody Netflix taking it from free TV) but the episodes I've seen were pretty good

>>214719261
the life of pi

>>214719259
black british people saying the n word always makes me cringe

>>214719261
hahahaha

any assassin man in? know a fat bald retard (me) I need killed asap

>>214718995
Why do people on 4chan think that every protest is engineered by the CIA. It's just conspiracy bollocks isn't it.

*attacks you puppy style*

famous chinese proverb, small hole big poo

snood

>>214719164
no we shouldve done all the hard parts of the revolution in australia and exported all the hard work to england
england is better, it is our ancestral land, beautiful and green and actually inhabitable unlike most of australia

Genuinely just do my job worse on purpose if the client is non-white

>>214719338
ktim

I know everybody says it but my favourite black mirror episode is unironically Shut Up And Dance
The reveal at the end that he's a nonce was brilliant, and then on a second go through you pick up all the clues that were alluding to it the whole time

>>214719334
absolute cope, Australia's vast lands mog our shithole any day of the week, Tasmania alone is a mini England with like a million people

>>214719334
lol

>>214719334
imagine what britain must have looked like when we had trees, bet it was peng. oh wait now we have birmingham instead

>>214719351
best episode is the one where the woman has to do the same routine every day as punishment for cant remember what yeh that episode was good that

>>214719351
spoilers

sheer pandemonium in the toilet bowl right now lads

>>214719351
Hit a bit too close to home for me

>when we had tries
you mean 1000 BC?

>>214719355
>>214719164
fuck off we're full, you made your bed

>>214719351
yeah great episode, when he gives the little girl a toy first time you 'aw, nice lad' then you think 'hang the nonces'

>>214719419
nobodys talking about your shithole maori ethnostate

>>214719395
Huh

stopped raining now

>>214719436
>maori ethnostate
i wish this was true

got leftypol on the ropes

Mental how Leftypol treats the Maori like some sacred ancient tribe when they got there MAYBE 200 years before Europeans

This man can't have much time left surely

>>214719436
New Zealand is superior to Australia geographically though
No venomous animals either

>>214719351
i liked the one with the blue bear because i like fuzzy cartoon animals

>>214719351
if you like black mirror you should watch inside no 9, it's an anthology series but it is no where near as popular because it is on bbc and not netflix. loads of great twists

>>214719462
yeah world definitely needs another nation of sub 40 IQ brown retards, that's the one thing we are truly lacking in

>>214719475
what bennies is he on? no way he sustains himself

>>214719475
hope he suffers

What happened with the bong ban? Wasn't UK gonna block 4chains?

>>214719490
always assumed he collected donations or ad revenue from his subscribers

>>214719355
this is what 90% of my state looks like

>>214719498
Can't take down the honeypot now can you

>>214719498
gonna take a few months to go through the courts x

>>214718582
You have to be a boring cunt if the convo gets onto politics
Skill issue honestly

>>214719486
Fuckup rorke man your nan’s retarded she walks up the stairs backwards

>>214719486
oh yeah? hows big brain white england doing mate?

>>214719462
*were true
Hypothetical
Subjunctive mood

>>214719498
4chan is sueing the UK goverment and have accused us of removing American free speech

>>214719517
Get it filled with Somalis NOW

God I hate these free download times

>>214719490
he's got a small trust from his wealthy dad who passed away but it's not in his name so that he can claim bennies still

>>214719529
>white england
look at our government, it is mostly jews and browns
even the anti migrant groups are led by pakis or immigrants

>>214719517
Beautiful, plentiful sunshine, abundant bushtucker and not a single wog in sight.

More of a Northern Queensland man myself though, would love to live near the Daintree rainforest but the heat would be unbearable for an Anglo like me

not even being edgy but the irish should be happy their ancestors got btfo because now they still have a beautiful green country instead of an ugly cement shithole

>>214719482
Way ahead of you.
Absolutely underrated kino, actually prefer it to Black Mirror because of all the genres it spans.
Will miss it dearly

>>214719533
*punches myself in the head furiously*
noted

caught a glimpse of my naked body in the bathroom mirror and started crying

isn't the land area of temperate regions in australia many times larger than england?

>>214719557
how could the 1000 IQ white man let that happen?

O'Rourke fighting for his independence from Britain for 800 years and immediately filling Ireland with browns once he gets it

>>214719523
2 more weeks? Right

>>214719553
his dad can't have been that wealthy he lived in a shit mining town in the midlands

>>214719567
its not even an oppressed vs oppressor thing because look at france, germany, italy and compare it to us. beautiful buildings and houses while cities and most towns are just grim. the laughingstock of western europe.

>>214719482
Poor mans tales of the unexpected innit. A LOT of them are misses but some are good

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
>Unc posting
Quite the list isn't it

>>214719598
empathy, thinking we were equal and allowing them to migrate en masse. also manipulation because we weren't even asked to begin with, nobody wanted them here in the first place.

>>214719529
I'd ask how "Aotearoa" is doing but I can't since you were conquered in the 19th century and you're last independent state of being was rapist cannibal warlordism.

You get away with it because hardly anyone gives a fuck about NZ but it's nauseating how you've essentially reverse-colonised new zealend and now live off the teat of the white man white turning them into second class citizens. at least australia has some balls and drove them into the inhospitable north

brown man came
across the sea
he brought us multiculturalism
and culinary

Has there even been a single proper new gimmick this year

>>214719631
What do you think of Curly Wurly bars?

>>214719644
blog on you boring paki bastard

>>214719631
what is unc posting kosher salt and autumnclue

>>214719668
Lurk moar

*does a haka in the thread*

mad how speaking to a pretty girl can boost your mood so much

>>214719657
nope /brit/ is worse than its ever been

arse chebs bums and tums

>>214719675
those are your gimmicks arent they cause no ones heard of that shit

>>214719677
this but a 4 hour goon sesh

Remember

>>214719677
Genuinely can't remember the last time I did this other than a Tesco checkout lass

>>214719631
image isnt loading can you describe it to me

>>214719677
depends if you can see they are putting on a facade or are being genuine

>>214719707
In the next frame he gets stabbed in the neck by a black fella

>>214719665
ok ill talk more then

>>214719707
can't remember what didn't happen can I

>>214719707
Opinion on Ritter Sport?

>>214718726
alri x

>>214719695
One of them might be my gimmick

>>214719717
I'm afraid I can't

>>214719707
I thought the joke of the original article was that Welsh people can pass as Arab

>>214719766
>>214719766
>>214719766
New

lay
tecks

get them housed

get them fed

get them wanked

making a thumbnail are you

>>214719677
simp cattle general(so true)

poo

once a woman said she really liked the smell of my aftershave and I was buzzing for a week
still remember it now and it was easily over 3 years ago