Thread 214719766

mhmm x edition

needs rubber dingy lip filler and a big fat arse implact right NOW

how was UK life in the early '00s?

Where's the Belge then
One day he's just going to die

>>214719831
Good
9/11 was the beginning of the end but we still hung on until about 2012 or so

mad how polfags who have never been to NZ or know any history think that NZ isn't racist towards Maori.

>>214719831
comfy, we even had british films because they could make a profit from dvd sales

>>214719865
What happened on 11 November?

>>214719866
ok

>>214719866
are you proper brown
what kind of discrimination do you face

>>214719808
She's so fit it's unreal

>>214719808
Hideous dress

peng

24 years since September the 11th tomorrow

>>214719911
i think its meant to look like its from the 1960s or so

>>214719808
big head, wide shoulders, narrow hips, no arse, sad tits. Carried by youth, she'll be a cacky bird legged hag by thirty

>>214719866
you ever do the takalua link with your mates

Need the late-2000s skirt and tights look back in fashion pronto

>Mohamed, 20, arrived in Britain six months ago by small boat, travelling from his home in Guinea and heading via North Africa to Spain and then onto France, where he crossed the Channel in a dinghy.

Think we've found the winner of the world's toughest paper round award

>>214719935
mad how my twin cousins were born on that exact day

>>214719937
It's ugly as sin
What was she thinking when she bought that rag?

>>214719923
i don't understand why actos would ever get tattoos, it surely just creates needless tedium when they need to be covered up when shooting?

>>214719964
dont know
what dresses do you like

>>214719958
reincarnations of the north and south towers I bet

>>214719886
It's horrific there mate, they get PRIORITY access to all surgery and organ donations in all cases.

Not only that the evil Paheka man puts them all in jail because they wont let them rob corner shops and sell meth.

>>214719955
Do you prefer Regular or Chunky Kit Kat?

spag bol nearly ready

>>214719955
Mumstein works in school admissions and the DFE were demanding they take some wog in who claimed to be 14
Turned up and he was clearly about 40

get him ficcy

>>214720004
haven't eaten anything all day
haven't left my smelly childhood bedroom yet

>>214719970
They are clout chasers and tattoos are popular these days.

>>214719978
is this AI it looks like seasidemark after chemo

>>214720000
Chunky is goated

the seagulls are here

>>214719982
If lime green polka dots were a different colour, the belt didn't look like a lime green electrical cord, and the bust were a different cut altogether, then it'd be tolerable
Personally I like that frilly corrugated stretchy fabric that women stuff their breasts into

>>214720043
steven "ding dong" dawson

>>214720023
Its everywhere, I work in healthcare and they've got to put extra in person checks in when you go for a job because so many people are coming from overseas pretending to be someone else

>>214720023
cronem school for katy excellence, session is in

plant-based diet farts fucking STINK

off to tesco, you want anything?

>>214720043
>AI

scranning out my fucking mind

Every black fella in the country celebrating his birthday on New Year's Day

>>214720084
going to post asinine soliloquies all day are we adam?

>>214720124
where's the HP sauce?

>>214720124
proper single bloke scran that

>>214719766 (OP)
Never liked Mars bars that much, got a weird taste to them. Milky Way too. Love mint Clubs.

>>214720093
Nigerians especially love sending their friend or cousin to do their shifts
Especially prevalent in industries like night watchmen

>>214720137
youve got me muddled up with somebody else

>>214720124
bit dry
could do with some ketchup and mayo

>>214720041
Get some food made, lad.

>>214720160
If you work somewhere with a lot of Nigerians they form their own sub team, own nigerian whatsapp group etc swap shifts between each other without telling anyone. They're completely unmanageable.

>>214720094
Did the OP trigger you and bring your innermost feelings to the surface?

>>214720183
who the fuck puts mayo on their sausages

>>214720160
Can't tell them apart can we haha

once a pretty girl said i have really nice teeth, was made up because i am autistic about taking care of my teeth

>>214720215
bet eastern europeans do

>>214720215
for the chips
ketchup for the sausages

>>214720109
packet of pickled onion monster munch, ta

>>214720215
*raises chubby paw*

>>214720202
>people prefer their own ethnic groups
shocker

>>214720186
no
i shall wither away into skin and bones
i like being a skinny freak

>>214720232
>ketchup on sausages

>tube drivers on strike becaus 72k isn't enough

ah yes

>>214719766 (OP)
Love how black and veiny these are

>>214720278
grow up

How's the Thousand Year Starmerreich going

>>214719955
my racism manifests in strange ways because seeing bames with junk food and fizzy drinks makes me irrationally disgusted and i cant explain why

>>214720272
they have to deal with unruly wogs all day

>>214720290
Why would i wanna do that

>>214720278
Who doesn't?
It's what the majority of men are thinking

>>214720294
the actual reich had the support of its people

>>214720272
they can just go on strike and they have to pay them because London will grind to a halt it they dont

The DLR is automated just do the rest of it

And then for no reason at all, the people voted for Starmer

always thought something was weird with that blumineck swords and bow guy but just learned today he does pole dancing stuff on his patreon

>>214720228
And then you shagged her, right?

>>214720382
zesty don

fit the tubes with blue shells and automate them to play mario kart with each other

Wondered how the Twitchfu made a living and discovered she's literally just an OF slag shagging dragon dildos
State of it

gary eats just came out as gay

>>214720391
can i get £31 please it's to spend on steam games

>>214720425
>>214720391

>>214720272
its not enough. you cant live in London on less than 6 figures but they are required to live in London for their job. also plenty of TFL staff make a lot less. the media are just shitting on drivers because they are considered an easy target.

>>214720124
nice

I live in london and struggle to get by on 100k

Pay nurses footballers' wages

>>214720448
they can commute into you london

what illness do people have when they're off toil 3+ days? never been that ill in my life do people just use it as an extra free holiday and I'm a mug

snood

rorke making quadruple cooked chips

>>214720494
food poisoning or embellished hangovers

>>214720494
yes, i keep a week for when i just can't be arse and ring in.

rorke is forbidden from getting employment in london

>>214720202
What job do you do?

>>214720507
>>214720537
good posts

Sir War Starter

>>214720448
most people living in London are not making six figures. And as you say, plenty of TFL staff make less. The drivers are greedy twats who think they deserve to make double what everyone else in TFL does.

give the niggers the bankers bonuses

>>214720272
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why do these workers with good working conditions, benefits and whose wages have actually kept up with inflation compared to the rest of the population keep striking
Answers on a postcard

pakistan is such an ugly name

>>214720618
I don't hear you suggesting a better one

>>214720654
Neoliberal teeth

It's finally over lads, Reform are on course to win a landslide majority.

Immigration is going to fall to <50,000 a year

All the browns will be going home

Islam will become illegal

Benefit scroungers are going to be turned into dog food

The English flag will fly on every street and building.

Decades and decades of death, destruction, cultural rape and fighting, and it's finally all over.

>>214720618
just sent this to starmer and he says you getting the jail

>>214720699
and the triple lock?

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails
Quite the list isn't it

>>214720699
Reckon it will get worse before it gets better

>>214720592
No the drivers are striking for the conditions and pay of the entire union, including the low paid TFL workers.
You are just jealous because you are a low paid runt with a crabs in the bucket mentality.

>>214720699
how can anyone seriously think farage will do anything? hes a thatcherite cunt na dhis party i headed by muslim millionaire

>>214720618
it's the legacy of turco-persian culture therefore KINO

>>214720699
we have to survive another 4 years though

Lmaoooo rorke has been fucking done

>>214720598
Yes, them striking has enabled them to do very well for themselves. Why should the rest of us be happy about it? Why do you suck train driver cock? This shit comes from our travel fares and tax. Maybe you also want to suck the cocks of pencil pushers in councils on six figure wages.

>>214720739
katy cronem baton

Mad how Reform are useless grifters and also the biggest threat to the country and they're a total joke but they're going to start putting people in camps any day now but nothing will be any different than before and

>>214720746
nope just sick of my taxes going towards the pay of a job that could be done by a fucking computer. Bus drivers don't get half of what train drivers do and they actually have to turn a steering wheel and content with traffic.

If the DLR can be driverless, so can the tube. Fuck off you tunnel dwelling beggar.

mad how it's over

>>214720699
the UK is 75% white british and that population is aging rapidly

To become a tube driver you literally have to be related to one, biggest scam going

>>214720810
almost like different people have different opinions, uttelry mad innit

also, they are liberal free market cunts who will not change anything except cutting more bennies. not for pensioners though they should be treated like gods

a bunch of mountain wogs have done what the average rorke could only dream of

>>214720700
starmer sent me his willy

tube guild

>>214720855
rorke could literally do this right now but westerners are bitches all of them

>>214720855
Always knew them Gurkha lads were alright

>>214720855
>>214720879
GCHQ

>>214720855
dont know what to think of the nipplese but they seem alright
theyre chinks right?

>>214720776
>I like to complain about union workers whose wages have keep up with inflation whereas i have to work 60+ hours a week, commute for hours 2 hours and live in a house share in my 30's for less than half the money i earned in 2008 because im not in a union

>>214720855
rorke is goy cattle

t. TVRKIC BVLL

>>214720922
they’re cheets, formally known as chink jeets

Any had-high-potential-but-threw-it-all-away lads in?

>>214720951
yeah

>>214720951
I'm smart but lazy

>>214720943
Happy for Mr. Peterson, that looks like a fair bit of dosh there x

>>214720951
Ktimmers! Ktimmers!

>>214720951
that's a load of cope. teachers out me in the "promising" category. never believed it for a second

>>214720951
>>214720966
>>214720975
>>214720978
Narcissists who thought they were special before reality hit

>>214719855
Rorke on a mad one

>>214720940
interesting combination

might put a porno on

>>214721066
careful now

got order number 000 at maccies

thought they start at 1

https://xcancel.com/Steven59066/status/1965774659850559765

financial authority is a scam

>>214720855
>>214720899
Gorke

>>214720699
I reckon Keir will pull an upset and get a second term. Reform will fall short and splinter. Farage will fall out of favour and rage quit. I don't see him ever being PM.

>>214721125
Mate Keir will be lucky to get one term

nth for the baddiedem

my sister passed her driving test!!

>>214721107
He sounds like Frank Spencer

>>214721171
Tell her to drive to my house haha

>>214721171
Yay! Now I don't have to pick her up every time haha x

>>214721171
ty shall avoid going out

>>214721168
she's moving to wildy, she needs a baton bashing. calm her down some

Might live laugh love

>>214721107
How tf do you find these videos?

>>214721171
is she on uber eats roster? I'm peckish for a chinese

>>214721171
holy fucking based

>>214721038
I'm not even a little bit narcissistic, more like mental illness hit in my case lmao

>>214721217
dunno, someone posted it a few threads ago

>>214721168
source?

>>214721259
all jeets are mental

What's wrong with a nice video of a bum

>>214721200
You sound hungry. Maybe you should have a Snickers?

>>214721171
She can pick you up from the pub now :)

>>214721284
maybe if we all moved to Scandiland

>>214721309
You need mates to go to one of those

>>214721311
totally real newspaper articles written by real human
guess your nigger tempers randomly flare when temperatures "drop"(????) and you start raping and murdering everything you see, and then blame whites

>>214721331
bit dehumanising
>>214721354
bit rude

>>214721368
>fucks his 9 year old sister for 2000 years
>is retarded
>????

>>214721321
Nah go by yourself and youll make some

>>214721388
Doesn’t work that way though does it

Lads, it's snowing

>>214721412
Literally does

>>214719766 (OP)
>>214721408

>>214721354
>totally real
https://www.google.com/search?q=non-european+become+mentally+ill+from+living+in+sweden
>>214721382
incest is completely forbidden for brahmins
I can't even marry a distant cousin or any random person born in a random country if they're Hindu brahmins and claim to be the same family tree as me

kek

>>214721408
More of a Yorkie, Crunch and Mint Aero man personally

>>214721418
Global warming

>>214719766 (OP)
>>214721408
>>214721438

>>214721454
screma

might shit my pants

>>214721408
>2 Africans put a bounty on Mars

>>214721430
Yeah look at that weird freak in the pub by himself let’s go be his mate

>>214719766 (OP)
>Tell my dad my only way to afford a insurance as a zoomer is to literally be under his policy
>Get told that I need to get a 2nd job and stop complaining

I already work 40 hours a week and I will be expected to work 56 hours a week now to afford college and a car

>>214721110
Well, how did it know it's a bird and not some sort of reptile?

FOY

Heathertimmy meltdown

wheres my fucking radiohead tickets code

>>214721500
Have you ever been to a pub?

16 year-olds can have sex but if they film it they're committing a crime
But also they're going to be allowed to vote
And they can join the army but they can't buy Call of Duty

>>214721537
gaydiohead

>>214721446
You're brown, it literally doesnt matter what your opinion is on why browns cant live in REAL countries without raping ^_^

>>214721503
why are americans so callous to their offspring

>>214721537
Let down?

>>214721527
well thats just the thing see i dont think i necessarily agree. it cites lack of scales but i dont see feathers. could be something like a salamander too for all i know

>>214721454
deeee lads

>>214721331
DJT says TND

>>214721579
okay

>>214721597
it lush

>>214721612
>TND
?

>>214721408
baton trio

snicker is hardest
bounty is full of cum
mars is flacid

>>214721503
Least cruel American parenting

What is it with you lot and obscure e-celebs

been eating lots of spicy garlicky oniony foods recently
good job i keep a load of incense and matches within arms reach of the toilet because this poo is like a dirty bomb went off

>>214721634
trump nigger deathsquads

vedo geo con mamma
sono comfa :3

>>214721587
Most zoomers were born because boomers and Gen x believed kids will save marriages but when they realized kids weren't save alls they basically just stopped caring

>>214721631
how the fuck does mark afford that? he's buying drinks and eating takeway slop every night

>>214721634
theneedledrop

>>214721675
I'm paying

And the up-to-the-minute latest on /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'peng as the day is long' Granger?

Thoughts on latex girls?

>>214721692
you bought mark a £900 phone?

>>214721641
>Sorry but uh we will be liable for what you do in a accident
>Fuck you I wanna go to Vegas
>When I was your age I was working
>I never had fun

>>214721503
Boomers are spoilt brats who got everything on a silver plate. Dont expect them to understand anything

>>214721729
i chipped in yeah

Like them just fine in their own countries

>>214721454
Oh mark you poor thing
Go have a few jars will perk you right up!
Maybe get the latest iphooooooone

>>214721774
The Welsh?

need a wee but cbf going upstairs

do white people really

>>214721801
No but it begins with w

>>214721817
you like that image... don't you?

>>214721811
what the fuck

Anybody ever notice that all arab and paki blokes use the same stinking oud fragrances that smell like spicy sweaty shit?

>>214721811
No I've never done that sadly

>>214721811
I don’t get it

>>214721758
Its funny because my dad was trying to act like he was a self made man when my grandparents paid for it all and he complained when my aunt basically forced him to pay the mortgage because she took out a loan to pay for his 2nd degree

>>214721844
it's called ittar
and it's sunnah

Nice little wank, pizza hut ordered then take some downers and mong out. Sorted

uh oh

>>214721872
no idea what any of those paki wog words mean sorry paki

So incredibly zesty seriously what the fuck

>>214721811
This turns me on

>>214721873
rah not had a pizza hut in over a decade
yummy scrummy in my tummy

Councilstein constantly just shutting all the roads for no reason

>>214721919
he's got the gay lefty face

>>214721873
good lad

>>214721947
He actually a battymans? Cause that would explain a LOT

>>214721870
>Born into the easiest economic time in human history
>Still needed mummy and daddies help
Yeah theyre spoilt brats who never really had to work anything out life just came to them without thinking. Its not their fault though its just the environment they grew up in

Constantly like Rorke-ish videos on Facebook. Hope my co-workers notice.

>big bowl of stew
>episode of the x-files
>tickets booked for brand new
oh yea, today is COMFY

Can sort of understand being a leftypol but fuck me do they have some cheek telling us not to protest, they fucking love a little protest when it's one of their gay things

*inhales loudly between each sentence in your path*

>>214721919
>>214721947
They look like they have hiv/aids.

>>214721870
boomers are so disgusting
the more i hear about them the more i'd like for them to die

I am in bed and I am snoozing. I’m in bed. Snoozing.

phone notification just went off. it was so loud it gave me tinnitus. cheeky suicide on the cards if this doesn't stop

>>214722004
>Patiently waits his turn for Blair to step down
>Global economic depression immediately occurs

>>214722015
Basically my dad wanted a 2nd degree and my grandprents wouldn't pay for it because they were in the process of liquidating their company so my aunt took out a 2nd mortgage so he could afford school and he told me how unfair it was he basically pay her whole monthly mortgage btw it was 600 a month he made 2500 a month in the 1990s

>>214722032
im about to do the same. put on a vinyl record and hop into bed and just snooze the afternoon away

lazy cunts

>>214721838
no

>>214722104
Seen worse black women desu

I hear about boomers and think that life wasn't like that for my parents
But I'm also just working class scum so x

de BOMB BLAST

>>214722152
All the 'boomer' rhetoric comes from Yankland where things were nice
Bet it was fucking grim growing up in the 60s and 70s here

>>214721979
I mean I legit just want to be able to afford a car without being just only able to work and sleep

You won't buy an automobile if you care about mother earth.

I know you hate me and you've got the right

>>214722237
And even though I'm sitting waiting for Mars
I don't believe there's any future in cars

>>214722208
bootstraps

Legit part of me wants to give up because my life is over since I can't afford a car or anything else I only have 5300 bucks in my name and I have to spend 1600 bucks on getting my wisdom teeth removed or go into debt for it

me? thinking of getting a honda c70
in a hideous yet charming colour like piss yellow or teal
I think they're cool but I wouldn't say they're what you would call traditionally cool

I just want to shit out of my fuck, is that too much to ask??

I will never pass and it makes me fucking miserable

>>214722325
when I had a c90 other people on bikes would always talk to me about it at lights, once a cute girl pulled dup next to me on a blue one, I said nothing

>>214722362
Driving test? Took me 3 goes dont stress about it

>>214722379
Had? What happened to it?
>missed the chance at a cub gf
Would eat at me my entire life

naked except me old white cotton socks

>>214722362
I drove around a parking lot for ten minutes and got my license

>>214722104
stoooop

>>214722111
What of it

>>214722390
No I want to be a girl

>>214722362
>>214722390
>>214722452
I paid some money and I've the license to drive around a truck even though I can only drive gearless scooters

>>214722432
sold it. probably 10 years ago now

PLEASE BE IN LONDON

Gays be like “oooh yh fuck my shit”

>>214722461
plz b in ldn

>>214722553
am in kent x

I want to be a girl, not a big fat ugly one who's the female equivalent of me, a sexy lesbian one

>>214722461
to me the best thing is to be healthy then you can dress androgynous or feminine easily if and when you want but it doesn't have to be a big performance

>>214722630
lol

>>214722488
fucks sake

me? learned to drive at 13. i already drove a ride on lawn mower and a quad bike so cars were easy. read the handbook for the test and passed with ease.

just had a look at the old calendar, lots of things to do, want to kill myself, fucking hate it all

>>214720739
Obviously it's poo seal

i just wonder what mouseys up to

I just wonder what moo dengs up to

>>214715173
=

>>214722519
damn, still a bike rider?

>>214722685
>i already drove a ride on lawn mower and a quad bike so cars were easy
rich cunt and/or farmer?

>>214722791
nah, been wanting one lately but probably won't

>>214722800
lived on a farm but my family were dirt poor

>>214720739
biomass is an honourable mention, at least, for me

not getting the thread to bump limit before migrating is such a paki thing to do
like leaving floating trees and not replanting saplings in minecraft

>>214722905
trvke

>>214715173
>>214715173
>>214715173
recycle

>>214722905
posting old threads before bump limit is fine, so we don't we end up clogging the catalog