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Anonymous United States No.214734822 >>214735132 >>214735666
Is claiming that your Jesus frowned upon in your country? I went around saying that I was the second coming of Christ and all of a sudden I had to undergo psychiatric evaluation, wtf
Anonymous United States No.214735132 >>214735281
>>214734822 (OP)
Yeah and don’t do that it’s sacrilegious and retarded.
Anonymous United States No.214735281 >>214735360 >>214735908
>>214735132
Sorry, I can’t hear you with Jesus’ throbbing cock in your mouth
Anonymous United States No.214735360 >>214735748
>>214735281
>mentally ill
>thinking about cocks
Checks out.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214735666 >>214737420
>>214734822 (OP)
claiming that you are fictional character is not normal, so it seems like the proper response
Anonymous United States No.214735748 >>214735908
>>214735360
Sorry, all I can hear is “glob glob glob oh yes fuck me harder Jesus glob glob glob”
Anonymous United States No.214735908
>>214735281
>>214735748
As a Spiritual but Not Religious person I ask you to shut the fuck up
Anonymous United States No.214737420
>>214735666
>Jesus is fictional
Any more words of wisdom Satan?
Anonymous United States No.214737870
>Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. (Matthew 24:23-24)
despite our whole "hurr muh separation of church and state" we're still christian deep down and i wouldn't be surprised if we have the bibble printed on our genetic code to an extent.