Thread 214757578

egg mayonnaise

BOOOOOOOOO

fuck sake i just accidentally scranned an entire bag of maltesers

:3

rorkes being sent off to Starmer's Hebridean GULGAGs

it's delicious

How come women have started shooting people all the time now?

Smeg gayonnaise

>>214757445
within 9 years, out of the 5 million people in England, between 250-300k English combatants and civilians died due to the conflict. by the same measure, out of the 32 million americans alive in 1860, 750,000 americans died in the civil, most of whom were combatants.

the english civil war was so traumatizing that you guys literally created liberalism as a result

>>214757578 (OP)
too spicy for me o algo however the leftist shoots someone

>>214757610
hungry little kittens

>>214757610
I like the white/grey/black one the best and would kill the rest

>>214757635
:(

i send every single one of my posts from a 20 year old lenovo thinkpad using the free wifi at the poowong hotel

>>214757617
name five instances

>>214757612
me after I say I'm English

>>214757578 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgkwXjWuEg&list=RDTzgkwXjWuEg&start_radio=1

>>214757674
very early model lenovo thinkpad if it's 20 years old

Just found out that poor dead fella followed me on x, formerly known as twitter. Obviously a fan of my hilarious posts stolen from here and moaning about how shite Hearts are.

>>214757690
the wife of voice actor phil hartman, you may remember him from such roles as 'Troy McClure' from 'The Simpsons'

>>214757635
don't get it

sir kirk mourner

need a viccini

>>214757718
no way

>>214757734
shook

>>214757715
ok nigga did i aks doe

>>214757734
>we all must be free to debate openly
*proscribes you*
>there can be no justification for political violence
*twiddles thumbs while israel kills everyone*

>>214757734
>THIS government saying "we should be allowed to debate freely"
also your post belongs on pol! XD

Sir Blatant Liar

>>214757778
just saying i'd imagine the vast majority of 20 year old thinkpads would be IBM ones

>>214757712
string cheese used to be good

>>214757635
Horse meat is tasty

Sir Amy Winehouse

kek

>>214757824
just saying your a gay nigga lmao #done

testing drugs on grey squirrels
what drugs? a gun

We at /brit/ say congratulations to Sarah Edwards MP and her dog Poykee for winning Westminster Dog of the Year 2025

oh my fucking days it's only thursday

>>214757610
Awwwwwwww :3

>>214757829
more like amy wine-o if you know what i mean the drunk whore

cant find me comb
probly threw it in the rubbish when drunk

DO NOT get blown over this weekend

people get shot every day why should i care about some yank

>>214757836
rape

IBM sold its PC business to the Chinese company Lenovo in 2005 and since 2007 all ThinkPad models have been manufactured by them. just saying

>>214757739
funny image

>>214757836
*quietly* sexo

>>214757832
190 why do you love this dogshit image so much
Is it because you're now in your 50s so you feel the natural old cunt compulsion to spam wortthless AI images?

>>214757784
the fact labour twiddled their thumbs while pakis were pimping english girls in their cities should be more concerning to you

>>214757859
Not sure I follow

mad how leftypol convinced everyone that i was the evil one

>>214757861
she is pretty

>*makes edgy jokes about Christians, white people, aborted babies, conservatives*
>"It's called being a decent fucking human being"
>*physically and violently upset at the idea of 11 years olds not being allowed to transition or repeat violent offender black people being jailed*
>Late 30s-early 40s with deadend job but epic witty popular Reddit, X, Bluesky account for dunking on chuds
>Inevitably going to be caught soliciting nudes from a teenager (equal chance male or female)

This profile might seem niche yet it somehow describes a startling amount of our enemies

>>214757805
Materialist capitalist is a materialist capitalist

>>214757889
hah, don’t mind it, just a joke! we have fun here.

>>214757870
>>214757877
its a little orange cartoon girl how is that sexy you FREAKS

>>214757871
if China lays claim to your country they just go after "not preceding local rules" a bit like "except in [your country]" like Singapore!

>>214757884
rotherham is a town not a city so you've embarrassed yourself here

>>214757913
Ah! Of course. Good lad.

>>214757904
I dont have any enemies im indifferent to everyone

>>214757894
wanting disenfranchised minorities to die IS evil

So Rorke is telling me I should have empathy for someone who said that empathy is "I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that does a lot of damage"? How does that work then?

>>214757884
Remember when the terrorists cut off knobs of their still-alive victims in the Bataclan and shoved them up their victims arseholes
oh yeah it wasn't reported in France (was everywhere else), wonder what else isn't?

Nipping out to Saturn anybody want anything

>>214757943
wasn't just rotherham either

>>214757870
based

Why does Lowe tweet like he's making a /brit/ post

>>214757926
mymy making her weird little dutch noises as you penetrate her arse for the very first time

>>214757878
190 is probably not even 30, right? He was posting about freshers like 10 years ago

>>214757976
the police should be defunded i agree

>>214757975
Weird and spooky hexagonal weather pattern please

Got all completion marks for non tainted characters on The Binding of Isaac. Going to take a break for a few days then start up again with Tainted Lost

>>214757825
You'll get used to it

went to saturn to buy a ring that would fit when i proposed your fatarse mum

>>214757943
Ah yes it was famously just Rotherham not endemic to basically every town and city with a high proportion of pakis

>>214757967
I dont remember that being reported

>>214758007
Use those days to make your first every friend you can bore with such mindless witterings

donning on my rapedworld armour

>>214757975
yeah mate i'll take a ring

why does rorke fall for such obvious bullshit like this though? >>214757967

probably one of the greatest sex arses ever posted on /brit/

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>214757991
Um... stop noticing

>>214758044
umm fucking sex?? sex sex sex plap plap plap plap?? rape???????

fat

>>214758044
Yes mum, that lads have all seen your Hinge pics already

>>214758044
where’s his willy

don't research just call him rorke and that's that debated

going to open a wine and drink a beer

>>214757967
Sub-100 IQ mongs like you are extremely useful to our adversaries

>>214758011
whoa i thought that was ed mcmahon but it's not

Brominated vegetable oil (BVO)
a complex mixture of plant-derived triglycerides that have been modified by atoms of the element bromine bonded to the fat molecules

Going to open my arse and drink a willard

>>214758044
Is this a tranny

>>214757966
He's saying maybe cheerleading our rapid slide into Northern Ireland/Years of Lead style political violence isn't a smart idea?

>>214757991
Kek

>>214758032
yeah basically Tainted Lost is the hardest character in the game so i wanna start fresh with him

The sun is shining in the sky.

dangling my tender plums above a glass of water before it starts to shake and ripple thus alerting me to an incoming earthquake, giving my time to tuck my nads away and seek immediate shelter

>>214758127
define "our"

rorke becoming so anti-semitic he's now defending muslim terrorists

hilarious

N

>>214758044
that’s an obese woman

>>214758160
I don’t like where this is heading

... pinkies got the swiper ...

just seen a fat girls arse

it hurts to love you but I still love you it's just the way I feel

>>214757966
Have you got the full quote?

>>214757734
so I'm allowed to debate the merits of national socialism aye kier????

>>214758160
O?

>>214758151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jo_Cox
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_David_Amess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_Kingdom_riots

>hurr what political violence?

>>214757991
someone said that Jordan Peterson tweets like mousenonce and I still giggle at that observation sometimes

>>214758176
cant post that

>>214758176
how come you only appear alongside the BE flag fag

leftypol mate...

>>214758179
TIGER MAFIA HAS GOOD PANTIES

you’re a bumboy

Sir Nolberto Solano

>>214757992
cor
get the dutch girl penetrated

you have to give it to the islamists, they do proper kino terrorism
9/11 and 7/7 were iconic

>>214758226
Its called being a decent human being x

>>214758222
what this guy

Lads my life has improved dramatically ever since I changed the scaling on Firefox to the value 1.33. I can now read and respond to /brit/posts

do the CEO of trains or the trains union CEO

>>214758253
uganda be kidding me!

just been a decent fucking human being just now

>>214758248
been browsing my local library's e-books and i swear 95% of the available fantasy novels are just romance slop

>>214758271
unc status confirmed

>>214758226
Rorke.... they want you dead

>>214758253
You think because you're behind your VPN you're safe?

You're not.

have you listened to any :3

BIOMASS
I
O
M
A
S
S

sung to the tune of 'fallen down' in undertale:
pooey pooey pooey pooey pooey pooey
pooey pooey poo, pooey pooey pooey poo
pooey pooey pooey pooey pooey poo
pooey pooey poo poo poo poo poo

*revs up the dating apps again just to get 2 likes from women my weight or heavier*

>>214758284
:)

>>214758226
>all furries or trannies
>the singular wog called negrodamus

I want to date a nurse. apparently they are single

>>214758324
lovely video
very neoliberal

*shoots rorke*

>>214758271
ₒₖ

get the mental health app filled with genetic dead-ends loaded up
get the vent post made
get the hugs and hearts

>>214758226
>“War is sweet to those who have no experience of it; but the experienced man trembles exceedingly in his heart at its approach.” - Pindar

>>214758362
Bit rude

>>214758368
Ok now that is devilish. I see now that you definitely come from Nigga Mountain

>get the hugs and hearts
um *raises paw*

>>214758226
See worse posted on 4chan daily, not sure why anyone should care about this
It is cringeworthy to act like that though yeah

Uh oh

>>214758380
The guy in storm of steel didnt mind it

>>214758114
ive got something you can never eat

~_~

>>214758380
shut up nerd war is peng

>>214758362
looks brown

>>214758408
>throwing away your own first ammendment
wild

>>214758429
Fought in many wars have you?

Reckon my parents and the way they raised me are responsible for a good 90% of the problems I face in my life

birdberg chanting his name like he's cheering himself on
that's not taught, he's thought that up himself, his own greatest ally

>>214758407
still recognized her instantly

>>214758329
i prefer heartache brodude, but yeah git it, straight hardcore

>>214758408
so much for the so called quote on quote "1st" amendment

>>214758226
>J.K. ROWLING NEXT

>>214758405
No its completely fine that a right wing free speech advocate was assassinated and doesnt have dangerous implications. Just like david ames or jo cox

>>214758429
read All Quiet on the Western Front sometime, sunshine

>>214758436
Dozens

>>214758435
Foreigners have no rights

>>214758449
SCREAM

>>214758437
doesnt matter though does it
you're an adult with agency over your own life so you can fix your own problems

>>214758435
Are you allowed to encourage violence there? Wild

>>214758449
Genuinely need all trannies chucked in asylums and strapped to surgical boards 24 hours a day asap

>>214758449
Did she ever denounce Israel?

>>214758478
>you're an adult with agency over your own life
I live with my parents because their generation absolutely fucked up the housing market. Really there's no notably difference from the way I lived when I was 13 and the way I live now that I'm 24.

all be bird
or
bill beard

>>214758451
Neither of those did really lead to anything though
In Jo Cox's case her constituency stepped over the flowers laid for her to vote to leave the EU

>>214758472
Guarantee this one doesnt have a pussy at all

>>214758140
Fucking heavens opening up here

>crusty ass stink pussy cis straight woman
I think we know why that person is traaans

Reckon they should denonce Israel first if anything

toiltoil done. time for walktoil

>>214758484
glorifying and encouraging the same thing in your head are they?

>>214758362
hold on
rorke...
is that you?

leftypol scrubbing the pus-filled scabs off his rotting axe wound with a fork

>>214758516
thats just the rust belt here on earth

>>214758248
women are mental

>>214758506
why didn't they just use the ramp

>>214758517
The sun only started to shine after the rain stopped falling as if someone started pouring buckets non stop. Hoping for a rainbow

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might start a business and employ a few people

>>214758506
They both normalised it. And look at the reaction to jo coxs death compared to david ames

bought a pepsi, might suck it with scran later

>>214758442
no you didn't

>>214758583
the chemical make-up of a human being...

dihydroxyxanthene

sucking a red bull. crunching a walnut

>>214758516
it really sucks that literally 99% of all the terrestrial worlds in the galaxy likely just look like that or picrel (Titan)

>>214758593
wtf does some twat in the US getting shot have to do with Jo Cox you permanently-online /pol/cunt

Charlie Kirk died because Are Jo

NaO

Jo Cocks

It was the illuminati. Lizard people. ALIENS!

>>214758631
yes well we can build bases can't we

>>214758589
Go for it

>>214758659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE

*parses the semantic context of the thread*
hmm... little to no value detected... but perhaps there is value... in the privation of value...

>>214758607
Like lipstick and that?

>>214758506
What a mad time that was.

160 Pokemon caught today, 200K XP (hmm)

composing a song on the piano about you cunts

>>214758533
Sorry forgot i was talking to a meme flag vpn nigger

Gingernonce still awake and replying to himself?

Lovely little storm going on outside lads

>>214758674
yea but that's it
and then you have to drink your recycled pee forever

185K XP

>>214758633
>you permanently-online /pol/cunt
>says he who spends all day on /brit/

lmfaoooo

>>214754647
Back then I bet the British ruling class in India lived pretty comfortably. There probably weren't many Indians who lived comfortably.

You can try and justify colonial exploitation as much as you like but I still think it's true that any exploited class isn't going to live as well as they could if they weren't exploited. And I think it's also true that people don't want to be exploited by a ruling class.

might suck on a beer

>>214758633
>How is a political assassination related to a political assassination
Idk mate they brought it up on skynews too must be permanently on /pol/ there

>>214758759
corr look at those chebs

I mean 189K XP (evolved nidoran female, shadow diglett)

>>214758751
Brahmin hands typed this post

>>214758741
grow up. we'll have much cooler technology in 100 years' time that will enable true colonisation and we'll also terraform planets so it will sustain water

>>214758759
kektim

>>214758734
nothing lovely about it

The depopulation of India is a viable, moderate and humane political goal.

Mfs really believe a tranny did all that…

I mean 179K XP

>>214758751
This nigga replying to 2hour old posts omds

just found out that not only is Roy Chubby Brown still alive he's still touring

is there a term for when you're not racist but cant really stand indians

everyone were cowering in the park before when the heavens opened up. but I'm a chad so I walked straight across and sat on a bench, totally exposed

The dream

>>214758802
don't be a batty boy

>>214758832
spaz

>>214758836
corrrrrr

um

Charlie kirk was an ugly ass chud nigga who was ridiculed til the day he died. in a way that makes us all like him.

>>214758827
da used to get his dvds at christmas

Right thats a fat wog whore licking a mans arsehole with his tiny ballbag in full view

>>214758759
why is Tim still hospitalised after a year

just seen a retard in the park who didn't realise it was raining

>>214758780
>we'll have much cooler technology in 100 years' time that will enable true colonisation
white devil just can't help himself

>>214758849
no, chad I said

>>214758836
Don’t think I’d much like to lick a lad’s arse but you do you hun x

he was killed because of jo cox not because someone unhinged disagreed with him it was jo cox

>>214758836
fuck yes

>>214758836
ummers

>>214758836
janny? ...this could be problematic

>>214758827
Royston vasey

>>214758836
timmy on a vivastreet one

>>214758877
looool

>>214758864
battling those mental elves

a little taste of hypocrisy
and im left in the wake of the mistakes slow to react
so even though youre so close to me
youre still so distant and i cant bring you back ...

>>214758969
upvote

Rorke's op

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757606508353380.jpg
horse

>>214758989
>american flag shirt
>white
>skinny
omds he really was a chud

remember lads, there's a /brit/ outdoor conference coming soon in a wide open space somewhere and Ziedy will be giving a talk / Q&A session about big black penises and there'll be plenty of hidden spots for snipers to shoot from which provide unobstructed views of the main stage

>>214758983
dastardly curmudgeon

dont think im gonna click on (embed) there

>>214759010
doest look like a horse to me

where my DarkWoke niggas at?

>>214759012
He was just camouflaged as a chud, quite clever really

>>214759010
Genuinely trying to understand why this cartoon girl is of so much interest to you that you absolutely need to share it around
In your mind she is your wife. Is that the case

>>214758989
i wonder what the American equivalent of 'Rorke' is

>>214759012
Leftypol in disguise

>>214759023
screm

>>214759020
im whore...

got the bouzouki choons on haven't i omdz

>>214759046 here, hi again lads, just wanted to mention that I forgot about 'Chud'. Haha, silly me!

>>214759023
done her, done her badly

>>214759023
The victory of catberg

having the wank
you know the one

>>214759010
cute
what's her name

Sunberg shining down on me from 8 light minutes and 19 light seconds afar

>>214759046
Something in or around Vietnam vets, so probably just 'vet'

>>214759072
poowank?

>>214759045
no its just a horse (well not just a horse but your phrasing is bad - this question is loaded)

not watching that :)

considering bollocks for tea

>>214758362
just ran the calculations in my head, using my megabrain
he's a venuzeulan attacking in revenge of the ship bombing that happened a couple days ago, or that'll be the narrative used

Earth but it's just a Germanic ethonostate plus Japan and finland

>>214759023
scrom

just looked at the image again and, yep, shes cute
>>214759110
the cat one is nothing bad

Alri

>>214759118
why doesnt he have a veneusuala shirt on then huh

Stop slagging his .jpg wife off

we all know reggie is his wife anyway

i love my cat more than any other living being on this planet. more than my own parents. more than my siblings. more than any of my friends. i would die for my cat i, love him so much.

Got the Aldi chocolate in xx

>>214757991
*sweats*
it's definetely not because he posts here!
*nervously looks side to side*

just been to iceland and filled my chest freezer up with delicious yummy goyslop

non yank new please

This rain is really coming down lads

consuming blackpilled doomerfuel

>>214759193
didn't beg 4chan for a discount today?

>>214757635
Cute x

>>214759193
aldi chocolate is secretly peng

>>214759188
it'll die in a few years

>>214757998
>believing anything he said

level 51 farfetch-d (15/15/14) is a functional hundo, but sirfetch-d is not

>>214759264
fomyeg

>>214759248
so will you and so will i. that doesn’t change anything

New

>>214759262

suffering from dunelm-kruger effext

>>214759250
>replying to a 40 minute old post

>>214759282
you will suffer its loss

sirfetch-d is never a functional hundo

>>214759264
Ok ..

It Is Canon ..

but
Sirfetch'd Is a

silly

Pocket Monster
to me !!

>>214759023
Timmy's crush-ed

>>214759294
:)

I'm rattling my virginous slug cage, but otherwise have been doing just fine

>>214759305
!!

>>214759296
i know cunt, you suffer the loss of everyone you love eventually
doesn’t matter if i only know them for 20 years or so i’ve loved all my catbergs dearly so you can get fucked