Thread 214759262

RRR edition

So here we are. The new.

always wonder why, in the past, everybody who was eating at a new fast food place that opened was wearing formal clothes

>>214759262 (OP)
god I hate dravidian cinema

nth for the gyaldem

>>214759361
damn bitch you live like this?

>>214759305
what game should i use my Nidoran Male Sign in

business idea: australia but historically populated by german rather than anglo/irish stock

>>214759262 (OP)
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>214759380
Did you forget that it's Autumn? Fuck sake.

>>214759262 (OP)
Woah the colonial opressors really got what was coming to them saar

>>214759262 (OP)
Britishers BTFO

>>214759380
then when youve done all that you can kys yourself

first depths run solo and first win

>>214759188
:)

>>214759248
:(

Pie: In the oven
Timer: Set
Having a Viscount whilst browsing int and watching Shenmue, lobely.

>>214759262 (OP)
that is simply epic. britishers SHOCKED

catberg currently on lap; purring

blehp :P

Gingernonce you've ruined everything

>>214759380
Hang yourself in a hotel room after arguing with your gf. Boshh

>>214759262 (OP)
Well that's us done then

coming back here. People on pol are nasty

Might put the heater on

>>214759200
any greggs sausage rolls?

>>214759531
Alri literal millionaire

>>214759531
youve gone a bit mental you are you need sectioning you are youre flaming round the bend you stupid nutter

>>214759474
this quote enrages me so much i always have to go out into the garage and pace around for a while to calm down before i come back inside

off to wimpy, you lads want anything?

>>214759262 (OP)
This is what gandhi took from us

Simply don't know what I want with my life, any ideas?

>>214759531
isn't the planet warm enough?

>>214759577
Still sad that Wimpy died

>>214759577
charlie kirk train stabbing dubai chocolate labubu sex arse

>>214759577
ye rib burger and chocolate milkshake

>>214759556
>>214759564
>>214759604
Alright then you're right I won't put it on
*shivers*
*cries*

>>214759601
Total aryan victory

>>214759361
new valorant map?
cor wish i didn't get permanently banned for being racist

>>214759474
Isn't he a literal nonce

>>214759607
>>214759609
Not products that they serve
>>214759610
Alright fella got you

>>214759611
Put a wooly jumper on

>>214759611
*surreptitiously glompfs you*

>>214759607
there are 2 near me

tried playing valorant again and the entire round was just people watching corners hows that fun

Emmett, now I know, I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone

Emmett, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your shitposts right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Emmett

Emmett, come home
(Emmett, come home)

Emmett, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a goof, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Emmett, come home

>>214759611
*wraps a fleece blanket around you*
*caresses your head as you fall asleep*
*wraps my hands around your throat in attempt to silence you after you awaken to find my gin-pickled tongue stuck down your throat*

>>214759577
not been wimpy in ages but apparently there's one near me
might have to go on a one time tingy but I doubt it still has that classic wimpy smell and taste

>>214759531
surely not for another month at least

Stone Cold Steve Austin

going to eat some icecream lads #rape

a hundred wicked curses upon the gyaldem

>>214759601
Apply to universities

Got the heating on and there's NOWT you can do about it

>>214759649
mad how emmett's reign over /brit/ was our golden age

>>214759674
It does, there's one in Huddersfield
It's greasy and not too bad

>>214759638
cheers

isn't valorant the game girls play to meet lads and shag?

A driver’s behaviour has upset you. How can you get over this incident safely?

1. Stop and take a break
2. Shout abusive language
3. Gesture to them with your hand
4. Follow them, flashing your headlights

>>214759748
Not that’s a nightclub

Mad how it can be 10 degrees and raining in literally any month of the year in Britain

>>214759748
Rito propaganda to get you to play the game

>>214759753
2,3,4 all at once

>>214759753
GET HIM RAPED XX

I love a good Jeff edish

GCHQ, 77th Brigade and MI5 vs the FBI, NSA and 688th Cyberspace Wing.

The Battlefield?

/brit/

>>214759753
5. Fuck them up the arse

Sir William Regal

>>214759753
2.

>>214759764
unc

>>214759753
these questions are a humiliation ritual, forcing you to pretend to be a soft cunt to get your loisense

>>214759808
That's LORD to you sunshine

>>214759748
there's a lot of women on there yea
horrible game to play because all the forens do that "bri'ish chewsday innit" thing the moment you speak

>>214759753
5. Follow them discreetly to their place of residence

Really is quite a lot fighting about nothing for the most part

defeated lace in the deep docks then defeated her again in the cradle

Anyone up for a bit of strangers on a train?

alri /brig/ im here now hows it foing

>>214759949
only if you don't stab me in the neck and face multiple times resulting in my death

>>214759949
did a driver's behaviour upset you?

crying and raping

>>214759877
get them reported for racism

Doesn’t always have to be “vintage” but you want to avoid synthetic materials in your clothing. Wool, Cashmere, etc. high quality materials that will last are a staple

>>214759954
how do i know its really you

>“When people stop talking, really bad stuff starts. When marriages stop talking, divorce happens. When civilizations stop talking, civil war ensues. When you stop having a human connection with someone you disagree with, it becomes a lot easier to want to commit violence against that group.
>What we as a culture have to get back to is being able to have reasonable disagreement — where violence is not an option.”

>>214759997
clean shaven. always.

what the fuck
how did they put this together so quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OboCDDMAxxQ

leftypol pulling over for deep breaths
rorke headbutting his own window shouting expletives

Can’t be annoyed with all this nonsense on the news. Off to listen to pop music and eat Jaffa cakes

>>214760010
*gives you the secret gay porn handshake*

>>214760060
Nice

Theoretically what would happen if a man's bollocks were to be crunched really hard?

>>214760048
always

Wait a minute, are we STILL talking about that creep Charlie Kirk?

>>214760048
i like to have a bit of stubble

>>214760060
have a nice wank and calm yourself down

listening to yogscast minecraft songs and cutting my wrists

>>214760092
they pop and the sperm is free to swim around in your body

>>214760122
you're not jason statham

Mousey had a bit of a melty on /g/ again

Gonna listen to an audiobook till I fall asleep

I remember last night when I popped on to the birt expecting regular poo seal banter but ALL of the posts were about someone being shot, and it was like complete night and day. And THAT'S when I learned that the Second American Civil War had kicked off

Got a cold. Feel like im dying

>>214760144
Economic British migrants seeking employment when Farage destroys the country lol LOL

How come if you briefly go to another board it makes you do the 120 seconds thing all over again, it not right

eating a shitload of chocolate in order to evolve into my next form: a bigger and fatter incel

>>214760152
what's he like haha

>>214760156
get the Holy Bible KJV on

>>214760184
I don't know mate, I have a pass

Omds Rorke that literally happened yesterday MOVE ON already

>>214760193
you'll be shitting loads alright

>>214760213
I would if the Bible stories were novelised

>>214760231
it not right

The Hublot thing was the only good iteration of his gimmick

James Cleverly
Lloyd Blankfein
Ben Bernanke

>>214760193
scorm

Next they gonna come for Charlie Chicken

>>214760273
what does this even mean

>>214759621
gyaldem pulled out the ching on your account

Austria's Inbred Emperor who Demanded Dumplings

>>214760269
have giggled at the odd pangpang post meself

>>214760257
if you need a bedtime story here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQHLquWSAs4
sweet dreams my dear

>>214760314
its the side view of something

>>214760152
Disturbing

>>214760314
it's a black man's willy. that's the kind of thing he's into.

Nvr forgt

Why is the Undertale fandom filled with so many you-know-whos

Charlie Kirk came to South Korea three days before he died, and the last video he uploaded before he died was about South Korea.

>>214760323
how you got encyclopedic knowledge of a tweet from april bro get a job

>>214760342
Scott Alexander mentioned

favourite british horror movies lads?
looking for recommendations

OBAMA I LOVE CURRY OBAMA

>>214760364
korea was also ruled by a cabal of witches puppeteering the president. coincidence?

>>214760355
Was going to watch a bit of 9/11 kino tonight but feeling distracted by recent unnamed events

Homer smipson
Beer.

>>214760388
the abominable dr. phibes

>>214759753
Normally I do 2.

>>214760342
a good Reddit post somehow

Homer Beerson

>>214760355
What does e team mean?

a view
to a kill

>>214760444
a) that's a man having sex with a woman doggy-style
b) learn basic physics, chud

if I were elon musk I'd build an exact replica of the two towers and fly a plane into them

>>214760355
actually did forget hehe

>>214760438
for me its that 9/11 in real time vid
really feels immersive with the time it all went off and that

Take me home country roads to the place I belong

Donut

>>214760543
wahey he's back, the life and soul of the party x

Tinned meat deluge

Urban warfare in nyc sounds like HELL

drinking a flaming homer

>>214760575
>>214760575
GAME xmas dinner

filters back on

>>214760444
bro a ton of pieces hit the ground the cleanup effort was huge

>>214760552
Had that on my watch later and they delisted it, the bastards

>>214760483
this is what the pentagon asks palantir for haha
(little data engineer joke there)

>>214760375
it's not that deep lil bro, just type "screenshot" in the search bar and viola

>>214760569
sup crodie x

how it feels moseyin through a general where the sheriffs an outlaw vagrant too busy with his dice and card games to maintain law and order

BEER

>>214760627
pardon my french

>>214760627
seek employment

>>214760620
https://youtu.be/BTyI95EjasY?si=MXrtocn1JrCEn-co

creating a little robot that uses pressurised air to shoot fridge raiders into my mouth

why was the world in Nineteen Eighty Four so shit
why did they (the powers that be) make it so shit? surely it would make people unhappy

Got a couple of Tescohen ready meals in but really fancy a cheeky Maccas

>>214760613
genuinely would

i dont care about these schizoposts usually but the fact that there's a shadow war between the schizos and the mods is incredibly funny to me

BEEEEEEEEEER

911 was an arcane ritual

omds

>>214760669
Nice one pal

>>214760615
so yeah jet fuel just does that

>>214760653
>>214760696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwHjNYOQwa4

christ marko, you can't say that

9/11 still doesn't feel real all these years later, just the most mental thing ever. Best evidence for some weird timeline split thing happening I reckon

>>214760729
Deary me leftypol really doesn't seem to understand all this edgy humour is going to backfire quite a bit

IT IS TOTAL ANARCHY! In a few more years.

>>214760762
you make this? it sounds great

'Free speech' is such a spook. Never existed and never will.

>>214760785
*intro music stars blaring*

Today I was just diagnosed with Mental retardation

>>214760690
you are one of the schizos

>>214760822
Kek

>>214760729
frrrrr

>>214760822
bro did a cum tribute

Just need club football back pronto

Are the yanks gonna do shit or continue doing fuck all until the democrats win like 4846373 seats next year

wanking to videos of myself wanking

>>214760822
I hate Americans so much lads

sending my thoughts and prayers

them slags
9/11

>>214760822
god is just a troll. Why didn't he save those children a few weeks ago? What about 9/11? Charlie just now? He let those people get traumatised. The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

Guarantee Dadberg hasn't even heard of the big event we're not supposed to talk about, wish I could be that tuned out of everything

>>214760831
>Today's video is sponsored by English Nationalism. English Nationalism must make a comeback, talk to your local Homeland branch today, find out more at homeland dot org dot uk
> Now back to the video

>>214760904
wanking to videos of you wanking to yourself

>>214760897
democrats won't be winning anything for a while

>>214760939
They keep overperforming in special elections by like 10%

>>214760812
i didnt make that

Sometimes fantasise about becoming a uniting figure in American politics but I couldn't be president obviously so it's all moot

not wanking today it not right

>>214760897
It's basically just a question of who on the left is going to get whacked. Wouldn't be surprised if someone took a shot at AOC or Obama in Minecraft.

packet of crisps for dinner because I have mental helf

>>214760922
Dadberg was just raging at me because I said the tories were left wing

Nvr forgt

>>214760922
Haha know this feeling very well, some days I think of just switching it all off, not using internet unless it's that filtered shit Amish people use, moving to somewhere rural in Australia or the states and living a peaceful life.

Reckon im too brain damaged now

My thoughts are with Peter Mandelson they are setting him up because he is gay

Peep Show ended 10 years ago.... What the fuck?!?!?

>>214760939
midterm elections are coming up and the people too stupid to remember how bad rightist politics are have been reminded

>>214760987
What's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain got to do with any of it

Mad how I've heard literally nothing about 9/11 all day thanks to that Kirk freak

used to chat to a woman on twitter
sex chat and that
she proposed that she send some nudes and I send back a video of me cum tributing it
did it and then it evolved into doing some cam stuff but she always had her camera off coz she was "shy"
about a month later she admitted that she was a man and the nudes he'd been sending and I'd been sending videos of me cumming on were his sisters and he got them from her laptop and he used to wank to the videos
sent me a google drive full of pictures and videos of my willy saying he was keeping them

don't do none of that internet stuff now haha

>>214761007
Ah yes, the before times (before deranged political terrorism took over literally everything)

>>214761033
What more is left to say about it?

>>214761014
the people who forgot how unhinged and anti-american leftists are have been reminded as well

brand new s25+ and a macbook pro for are mark. not giving it to the bookies

>>214761001
Basically did that from about 2016 until covid, maybe related to the fact that was the happiest period of my adult life

>>214761049
Memes and jokes and mocking Americans. Seen nothing all day. Disgrace

>>214761035
mayo ppl stuff LOL

rorkeson, rorky rorkeson
he’s the gayest guy in history
rorkeson, rorky rorkeson
he’s about to hit a chestnut tree

>>214760875
sooon

>>214761067
Cex already writing up the trade-in receipt
Getting a fresh machine at a knock-down price
It corporately lush, me lid

Riders of the storm

>>214761050
cry more bitch
right wing people have decided they're about white christian men only, well fuck them and the horse they rode in on. im hoping my people have learned and will finally vote for their own interests instead of for the catholic church.

>>214761035
Been involved in A LOT of this stuff over the years me, haha

Homer flinstones

Streets won't forget

>>214761067
Why's he obsessed with fancy gadgets he's too thick to even use properly? He bough a ps5 and sold it within a few weeks because he couldn't learn how to play even the most basic games

>>214761067
omds

Who /fat cunt/ here?

Like a dog without a bone

the elites won’t like me telling you this but homer simpson is the single greatest character in the history of american fiction

>>214761125
it lush

CEX is peak runt. You never see anyone non-runtish in a CEX

>>214761106
"your people"
faggots? deranged trannies? violent darkies?

they're hunting us in the streets

>>214761067
singlehandedly keeping cex in business. it 4x lush for cex

Japs are Aryan but Spaniards are not

>>214761097
always the way de lad

Buying Japanese wrestling games off eBay

>>214761125
He's got a load of debts, so basically pulls mikeynomics in keeping his dole in assets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_T%C3%A9l%C3%A9vision_Libre_des_Mille_Collines

You may not have heard of RTLM, also known as Hutu Power Radio, but it's basically the radio station that almost single-handedly incited the Rwandan Genocide. Now with the Internet there are millions of people with their own versions of Hutu Power Radio pouring poison into their ears 24/7. How this ends is anyone's guess, but it's not hard to predict.

There's a killer in the streets

never been in one
it like hmv for second hand shite or?

London shits on Edinburgh
Dublin shits in Edinburgh

Belfast is grim compared to Edinburgh
Cardiff is grim compared to Edinburgh

Simple as

>>214761141
*assassinates you*

>>214759380
he was pathetic
i felt very bad for him
asia argento was seen on a date and having pda with a young man on the street just days after his death
women are fucking brutal and heartless

Need to check my RBRS, one moment fellas

>>214761183
any city in australia is a futuristic metropolis compared to your shitehole island

>>214761183
london is brown thoughbeit

>>214761183
Who arsked

>>214761183
>Dublin shits in Edinburgh
what does that mean then

saw a warship the other day, googled it and turns out its crew incited a coup in some south american country by setting off fireworks

>>214761201
Up 32.5% since March. I love free money.

bought some CPUs from CeX once
got some nice old ones for some home labs for £10 each
not bad when they were 30ish on ebay

>>214761211
Think he means all the Irish/Jeet tourists

>>214761240
>some home labs
what are you running there?
looking to get my 2TB of shit off hetzner into a homelab

Had muesli all week for breakfast and now I'm doing disgusting smelly farts and shits

the shrimpsons

>>214761269
Corr love muesli

>>214761202
nah

>>214761247
>I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational

Going to therapytoil and pretending I haven't spent all day following breaking news developments on the other side of the world

the blimpsons

Family Guy

Is Kirk the first person in history that would have approved of his own assassination

>>214761308
ktim

>>214761247
>>214761305
You're both terrible people

the blehpsons

Leftypol banning toilet seats because they kill 8 people a year

the chimpsons

>>214761125
Tbf he got alright at the golf one

>>214761357
the rapedsons

>>214761277
>>214761312
>>214761351

>>214761308
ktim earlier when mumberg asked if id heard anything about that "american polician" who got shot

the gimpsons

poo

poo

>>214761308
why lie to your therapyberg

Sir Pelo Simpsons animations

>>214761377
scrimpsoning

>>214761202
darwin is an abo shanty town

NEW

>>214761413
>>214761413
>>214761413

marge ned anal play

>>214761417
i keep tons of stuff from my therapists and i still get a lot of benefits from it. if it's not super relevant to what you're discussing it's okay i think

>>214761266
Aside from the usual media archival and server stuff I run a bunch of OSRS bots, game servers and file sharing for my incel friend group, and other boring shite.