Thread 214763711

One evening I ran by the local Lidl and bought 2 boxes of these pizza's and ate 4 pizzas in one sitting (each box contains 2 frozen pizzas) before throwing up and "eating" a whole can of whipped cream and calling in sick for work the next morning. It was a rough night.

>>214763711 (OP)
>4 pizza
How fat are you?

>>214763821
Im not fat I jog 15km once a week you jerk

I went to McDonalds to get a big mac and washed it down with sprite and large fries

Last time Wendy’s had this promotion I bought 3 of them

>>214763711 (OP)
I ordered 3 30cm pizzas and ate it in one seat. Next day when woke up was hungry and had to cook meal.
>90 kilos

>>214763711 (OP)
I don’t believe you
The most I ate was an entire frozen pizza and that makes me feel really full

>>214764328
You might just be a bitch anon I dont know what to tell you, I can easily eat two of those things to feel really full, 4 was pushing myself to the max though.

>>214763711 (OP)
frozen pizzas aren't popular here. notice how americans never make threads about frozen pizza

>>214764994
Because you guys dont have the SVPERIOR GERMAN frozen pizza's, Dr.Oetker is goated

>>214764328
Either Canadian frozen pizzas are big or you are tiny. The pizza in the OP is not particularly large so it's not an accomplishment to eat two. Four is a lot though.

>>214763711 (OP)
nigga you're bulimic, that's a female illness, get your shit together

>>214765317
We have the same pizzas and it’s the ones I ordered.

>>214765070
All frozen pizza is trash. Even the non-frozen packaged pizzas we have here are lousy.

The only good pizza is professionally made in a stone oven. Otherwise it's all low tier junk food.

Here Lidl only sells their own cardboard frozen pizza I believe. I used to eat this shit multiple times every week when I was a student.

>>214765792
i always wondered how can frozen pizzas be stonebaked when they arent even fully baked?

>>214766110
You can just lie in advertisements its literally legal

>>214765792
Try numero uno if you have it there.
Still not the same as a real one but suprisingly acceptable.

>>214767288
>Numero uno
Never heard of it. Personally, I think it's more about how you bake it than the quality of the pizza itself. If you have a good oven and know how to use it you can make the most mediocre pizza be great.

I've worked at a pretty artisanal pizzeria operating the furnaces and baking high quality pizza before, which is probably why I'm so sick of pizza after eating so much good quality of it for free. I can't see it as a treat anymore.
I'd rather eat kebab tBh.
>>214766110
They are fully baked but you're supposed to reheat them and give them that good final crispy texture.

>>214763711 (OP)
couple of times when I've had leftover taco stuff I've put beef, salad, salsa and sour cream on a large pepperoni pizza and folded it like a burrito
>>214765869
nah I've seen them sell other ones too. they just display their own brands more prominently

>>214763711 (OP)
Once ate a large pizza and then like 20 bananas (I was high as fuck thoughbeit)

>>214769548
getting high is like a cheatcode for gluttony. I once ate 8 homemade tacos in one sitting after smoking a joint at my parents house and then a footlong sub sandwich on the way home. it feels like it shouldn't be physically possible.

>>214763898
>Once a week
lol

>>214763711 (OP)
in highschool sometimes i would take both of these and use them as buns for a hamburger or meatloaf patty.

>>214765070
Just you wait until your country gets Gustavo Gusto, blows dr. Shitger out of the water

>>214763711 (OP)
I considered american fast food burgers high dining in my teens, though to be fair my family is poor as fuck so I could only afford burgers three times a year if I was lucky