Thread 214767905

Peak District edition

e3a permanently adjusting r1b

get the pins knocked down

The Brecon Beacons

yeah so diegos called in sick tomorrow lads
sorry

>>214767961
UM x

Mossad in control.

The Aldi in Brecon has a resident robin - here he is

>>214767961
fit if legal age

>>214767984
thats not a robin

>>214767962
messyyyy one

>>214767997
You're mentally ill

sainsbos where i used to live had a resident cat

>>214768013
i may be mentally ill but im not fuckign blind

>>214768026
He's a cute fluffy fella - pss pss pss

mental how I've been sleepwalking for 6 years

I'm still a neet, friendless, no money, nothing. I wake up at night panicking about it, how could I waste so much time? It's like I've been watching a trainwreck in slow motion and have only just now realised what I've been witnessing

>>214768026
looks evil

HATE how youtube keeps refreshing the list of videos it recommends every time I go back
>I click on something
>suddenly I see a video I REALLY want to watch!
>the page changes too quickly for me to stop it
>I go back
>the list is now completely different

well that's a robin isn't it

>>214768026
I like cat :) hello cat

it's time

>>214768048
think you are m8 ngl

Gary eats I support Your Relationship

with a Man .. !!

gay Sex arse !!

>>214768110
youve got mental health mate
get it seen to

>>214768080
crime rates are terrible these days

>>214768113
Gary eats more than slop, turns out.

got aroudn half a mil in various places
fucking loaded me

imma keep it a buck

>>214765448
criminally underrated post

bit fucking brisk tonight lads

sent rorke to get ice cream and he never came back

>>214768113
hairy pooey bumhole..

let's give it a go !!

>buy and wear bulletproof vest capable of deflecting rifle bullets
>get shot by rifle
>deflects into your head
i'd be seething

going for a midnight cycle on the trails, got my torch charged and a spare battery in me bag
taking on the forest as it were

>>214768275
i dont think he had a vest on

>>214768113
No !!
I don't approve !!

>>214768275
bulletproof vests aren't designed to ricochet the bullet retard

>>214768295
yeah he did that's what they're all saying

>>214767961
perfect obsidian totem pole play thing

>>214768250
scrandemic

>>214768113
should be named gay eats, then

>>214768292
Hope you fall off the bike lol

>>214768313
he was wearing a shirt with nothing underneath and even if he had a vest he got shot in the neck

got the hall and oates on

>>214768062
ktim ktim

reckon it was a statement killing me, shooting someone in the throat has a lot of symbolism around taking away someones voice. warning to all the shabbos to stay in line

>>214768275
*expertly no scope headshots you thanks to years of gaming*

>>214768309
he was wearing a vest with little hexagonal metal things that deflect rifle ammo

>>214768113
are gary definitely has partaken in some homosexual activity

imagine the state of his ringpiece after going to america and getting all that on the d/l soul pole in sleazy new york clubs

>>214768360
based

>>214768340
should have had his bulletproof scarf on

>>214768340
literally everything you said is wrong you retard

>>214768328
at least i know you dont mean that

>>214768368
>he was wearing a vest with little hexagonal metal things that deflect rifle ammo
okay did you do the autopsy or something?

>>214768428
no i've just spent more time than the 20 seconds it took to view the video to find out what happened unlike you

Sex with Emma Watson, sex that’s of a scatological nature.

Mental how gypsy crusader isn't even white lmao

any sleepy and sad man in?

>>214768393
never even held a rifle before
just pure gamer muscle memory

scatologically untrue

>>214768488
only the first one :) hbu

>>214768488
what's wrong, la?

GRUSSY KING
GRUSSY KING

>>214768488
yeah i'm here. yawning with tears

might just go to church
being a terminally online incel is no way to live

thinking about the film watchmen and how there's a kind of grim sadness that pervades throughout the film

>>214768315
You sound hungry, maybe you should have a Snickers?

screaming and crying

https://youtu.be/WlvubFQVYVU?si=2LtIgciHHDs1hcHQ

>>214768591
the ultimate clue

>>214768591
may as well
be prepared for the elderly to harass you

>>214768624
just thinking about blue willies

in lars and the real girl his family and friends are all shocked and concerned that he doesn't have a gf at 27 years old

>>214768591
do you really want to end up like diego?

>>214768702
he wont if he goes to church

Older.
Fatter.
Balder.

>>214768699
different times mate

Unbelievably fit.

>>214768702
I basically already am diego
I've read a lot of the bible, some of the church fathers, not an expert but know more than the average person, but I still live like your typical degen 4channer. I know I'm a hypocrite

>>214768699
pretty sure they're more concerned about the real doll

>>214768758
are you a believer?

>>214768702
i probably know more than diego but i don't sit and spend my entire life on 4chan arguing, no, I'd rather sit and post about poo

>>214768802
Dunno
Belatedly yes
Nothing else makes sense does it

Janitors are the priest class of 4chan

any clue gainer man in?

>I've read a lot of the bible
lol

>>214768820
off-topic post

been boozing every day for a week
not alcoholic me just like the booze
help sme forget

>>214768850
Why is that funny

>>214768851
fuck off mousenonce

>>214768851
minimod cancer

>>214768813
then i think you should do it
all that matters is that you're genuine about it
i'm sure the priest will be glad to chat with you

>>>I've read a lot of the bible
>lol

cry abt it

>>214768888
implies you haven't read the whole thing and that doing so would be an accomplishment

me reading the bible :|
me reading yhe binble :D

im crying now

>>214768932
tax status?

Did you know that Costco’s own brand is called Kirkland?
Bit of a coincidence given the events yesterday. What do you think the link is? I wonder if anyone else has noticed.

>>214768757
I recognise this girl who is it

>>214768854
we're not alcoholics we're binge drinkers

me weedling yhe binble

https://www.churchofscotland.org.uk/about-us/our-views
bleak

costco pizza slices are criminally peng but they're like 900 calories per slice i mean come on how can one slice of pizza contain 900 calories

>>214768939
It would be
The old testament is a fucking slog
Over 2000 pages of pointless cataloguing of family trees and other tedious shit
The fact you find that funny shows that you're a completely ignorant retard desu

>>214769000
kek

>>214769031
I’ve eaten a whole pizza in one sitting

wish they had onsens in the UK
quite enjoy getting my knob out in the hot water

>>214769043
stay mad mongo

thinking about mihai

>>214769031
That would be a Kirkland pizza
Charlie Kirk…Kirkland
There has to be a link

odds: mackerel with noodles
evens: pasta with tuna

>>214769053
you have gay saunas over there, don't you?

>>214769064
Yeah you've been exposed as being an ignorant faggot
Just take your L and be quiet

New Rorke song just dropped

Ohhhhh rorke
Oh Rorke
You are Rorke
Ohhhh
Ohhh
Rorke
Rorke

>>214769079
900 calories of lead blew that nigga head shmoove off

>>214769085
im not a gay

>>214769043
For me it's the Alexander Scourby kjv audiobook

do we ever run out of poo

>>214769043
>Over 2000 pages of pointless cataloguing of family trees and other tedious shit
bziarre take

>>214769084
enjoy your pasta with tuna

>>214769101
2025 hit of the autumn

A fat Rorke. A Porke if you will.

>Yeah you've been exposed as being an ignorant faggot
>Just take your L and be quiet

im rorke

>>214769109
but surely you can dip your knob in hot water over there

Reckon Starmer’s out straight after conference and she’s going to be our new Prime Minister

>>214769076
hes not dead so ahat happendd to him

>>214769007
her name's history of london on tiktok

>>214769129
Thanks, I will. I've just popped the kettle on.

ah yes 10pm the perfect time to start cooking a potent curry

>>214769113
based
wish the cunt that runs the channel would stop reuploading it a million times and making 500 playlists containing the same books

>>214769149
dead or sectioned

>>214769159
based neighbour, lil timmy gon do nuffin

>>214769159
yummers

>>214769184
no titches

>>214769148
Labour will never pick a woman for Prime Minister. That is Tory nonsense.

>>214769159
ktim but frozen pizza (cheap kind, he isnt wasting a fucking good za) cooked for 6 minutes and added ketchup

Never had curry. Never even tasted it. Wonder what it tastes like.

>>214769199
why not

>>214769148
is that are bridge

screaming
can't wait to see dtfic seethe about this for the forseeable
terminally online freak

I hate the government. I hope someone goes to government HQ and steals the lead off their roof
>>214769224
hello Canada!! im OBSESSED with you!

never been interested in philosophy, only boring cunts have enough time to spend thinking about life

>>214769216
Never smelled it I mean haha

>>214769146
i dont want to risk getting the aids

might just whip out my knob and start wanking whenever mumstein comes into my room without knocking, that'll teach her a valuable lesson

>>214769159
Before I got a busy job I’d wake up at 2am to cook random things I’d heard about or had tried and liked.

Did Jolof rice once, back before Covid when Tesco opened 24 hours. I’m not even black but the west African lads at the gym used to bring it round, their wives thought I was starving because in west Africa men don’t cook

mental how badly he mindraped him

>>214769128
I mean what is the majority of chronicles, kings and genesis

>>214769258
Really makes you think doesn't it?

>>214769258
I don't watch TV, netflix or tiktok, ao by default I have about 1,500 hours of time per year that the average person spends on those things

>>214769281
maybe a regular, boring sauna then

>>214769319
have a think about this mate
*starts levitating infront of you*

>>214769278
lots of brown people in this

*starts vibrating*

>>214769311
you don't even mention numbers or leviticus? your example is books where things actually happen?
please go read it and stop spouting utter nonsense

>>214769229
Yeah
Despicable, hateful woman

>>214769333
not a philosopher though are you

>>214769337
me in the middle enjoying a calming read of a good book :)

degnorlerdgy

chorlie chork

my philosophy is swag yolo and getting bitches

*loads myself into a cannon and fires myself towards cheadle*

Intellectual birds give the best mind blows.

get rorke oiled up

I’m going to start reading CS Lewis because of are Chazza

>>214769369
>where things actually happen
Literally tiny sections of those books
Numbers and Leviticus are short in comparison to those books
Most of Psalms only makes sense if you have read the gospels
A lot of the gospels only make sense if you've read the rest of the new testament and the church fathers' writings

it's fucking loads to take in

I remember uploading a picture of myself into a Simpsons generator so I got a Simpsons picture of myself back
This was in 2007
I wonder how the hell it did that back then

>>214769435
holy based

women are incapable of love, literally any woman under 35 has been so irreversibly mindraped by social media that they're barely even sentient at this point

what happened to epsteins island now that he’s dead

>>214769442
giz a look

>>214769437
>Most of Psalms only makes sense if you have read the gospels
>A lot of the gospels only make sense if you've read the rest of the new testament and the church fathers' writings
Not diego but wow you're retarded

>>214769465
graham potters holiday home

>>214769465
sank back into the sea

When Jesus is all like consider the lily, does he mean to say if I sit around in a field all day God will give me the ability to photosynthesise and that I won’t starve to death?

>>214769437
Not diego but wow you’re a genius

>>214769303
I feel scared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAOHJqJMYDA

yeah the boys are going in

>>214769484
Cool statement but care to explain why

>>214769495
he meant just like give up bro, just don't try to change anything or do anything cool, stay obedient and if you get fucked up by life oh well lmao

>>214769495
just don't worry x

>>214769437
>and the church fathers' writings
you sound like a convertadox mong

>>214769465
they're harvesting the hardened cum guano

>>214769493
giggling

>>214769465
it was sold a few years ago
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-60856925

Never knew are Nads would be such a wrong un

corrr lovely argument lined up here, love a good theological debate me

>>214769458
love comes from intimacy
hugging rituals

>>214769543
Bizarre image

>>214769537
Protestants and catholics are both formed based on the same councils as the orthodox, actually.

gods not real end of debate. grow up

Doing advanced Maths in my head

>>214769482
this was 18 years ago mate

feel like life must have been pure bliss when they were content and things were understood metaphorically as opposed to this soulless dystopian hellscape where everything is understood literally

>>214769458
women can love
it just take a lot to get them remotely interested

>>214769543
is that bake off winner nadiya hussain being incredibly cool and good?

wanking to a memory... a memory from long ago...

wondering how to continue living when I'm a boring blogposting cunt

I want to make Canada my special pizza :3
put a pizza in the oven and go to sleep. slow cooked, pizza. end of sentence (period)

>>214769601
Haha cute!

>>214769613
blog on

>>214769577
saying you need human men that err and contradict one another to understand the gospel isn't orthodox

>>214769613
embrace the tedium

*snaps fingers rhythmically to Cryptopsy songs*

>>214769543
mad thing about Gaza is that the Rohingya of Myanmar are going through something almost as hienous, and the muslim countries if Bangladesh, Indonesia and Malaysia turn their little boats back into the ocean so they can die

Wonder if it's cause it's the Jews doing it (with the support of the evil west) or the fact that Palestinians are on the whiter end of the Islamic spectrum.
Perhaps a mix of both.

There was this farmer, right, he had grape vines, and he decided it was time to harvest them. So he goes to the market where there’s some casual labourers lolling about and hires them to pick his grapes. Then he decides to go back at lunchtime to hire some more lads, and then, goes back later in the afternoon and hires even more.

Ah, but so what, I hear you say. Well here’s the clever part. At the end of the day, when it’s time to pay them, he pays the ones who started late in the day first, and he pays the ones who started early last.

Do you see?

got the MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ on, thinking of mass graves

>>214769644
I didnt ask

>>214769543
Get her sacked immediately.

She is a beautiful defecatrix.

>>214769644
does he have a wife this farmer

>>214769627
Well priests have always been present in the bible, going back to the old testament, it's not inconsistent

>>214769644
no

>>214769644
clarkson?

>>214769644
hmm yes quite

>>214769644
Did they all get equal pay?

>>214769637
or muslims are pieces of shit
it's not the jews making them behave the way they do here
it's their shit culture
they're mad dogs, and one cannot sleep next to a mad dog

>>214769666
Whoa devil trips, nice!

>>214769657
mental how everyone was absolutely obsessed with vaporwave for about 2 months then never talked about it again

I want to put air into Canadanons dick and shove it down my throat

>>214769637
> Palestinians are on the whiter end of the Islamic spectrum.

Arabs think of them as scum. As we see gypsies. They’re a cause for low iq people from shithole countries that have failed. Gives them a sense of purpose you see, gets them out of their heads and thinking about why they do so badly themselves

>>214769697
ur dad manages it haha

—ing, it's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out, make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand?
It's all in your hands
It's your—

if one was to attend a raptors game in toronto would it be full of scary black men in the crowd?

i dont give a fwak about any of them

>>214769720
looooool
still, i'm telling

>>214769717
leftypol's knob

>>214769675
you said you need church fathers to understand the gospel as if god's word alone isn't enough

>>214769734
no

>>214769717
That “willy” has a lot of self harm scars. Grim as.

>>214769717
thats hot
not the scars part. just go use a different part of your body or turn the skin inside out idk. I guess actually you have an excuse to cut it more (I mean "you" as in me to him)

>>214769734
doubt it. I like going to basketball games

>>214769720
lol

>>214769712
thought the bedouin arabs filled that void for them
bedouins are literally arab gypsies (nomads who go from place to place on their camels and refuse to embrace the 21st century)

>>214769694
Yeah. The ones who started late in the day got the same as the ones who started at dawn

>>214769678
Have a quiet contemplation

>>214769748
what's your next experiment mousefriend

>>214769766
imagine what went through his head in this moment, in is voice. "aah!"

>turn the skin inside out
what did he mean by this

>>214769766
She's not laughing now is she.

FM26 and EU5 both releasing on 4th November, what will you lads be playing?

>>214769744
It's not as simple as listing some commandments and following them though
All throughout the old and new testament there's a pattern of priests leading people, a hierarchy within those that follow God, with people in positions of authority
It's you that has some arbitrary standard that it can't be true unless there's some framework spelled out word for word

>>214769543
she'd look really sexy if she married a white man and had a little mixed babby swelling inside her fertile brown womb

think there might be something wrong with my arse

>>214769816
fm

will probably do a journeyman save

>>214769809
Got thousands from the OnlyFans exposure so she probably is

>>214769832
Want me to shag it?

>>214769832
Yeah a hot womans strapon isnt in it

>>214769841
her parents must be proud

>>214769717
cockmogs me!

About to celebrate my 2 year neet anniversary

>>214769717
that's wicked cool

Trousersberg is strangling my bollockbergs

>>214769816
I'll be playing with my willy.

>>214769465
never existed

>>214769152
Oh yeah
She popped up on my hinge
One of her prompts was a really cringe voice message
Sounded like she was putting on an accent

>>214769841
Yeah I'm sure she invested it wisely and didn't just spunk it all on crates of prosecco

>>214769872
Pop open the donald duck champagne!

>>214769825
>It's you that has some arbitrary standard that it can't be true unless there's some framework spelled out word for word
no, I'm saying the bible is entirely self-contained and you don't need more than the bible to understand the bible
you seem to think god's word requires outside sources to be understood, that isn't a christian viewpoint

>>214769841
1. She probably got fuck all from onlyfans given she's a munter
2. Thousands is not much
3. Probably didn't make up for her sentence of 120 hours of unpaid work plus £600 court fees

>>214769913
She gave me a proper laugh that makes her a winner no matter what

diego samefag melty ooooo

>>214769841
surprised there haven't been more qts doing stupid stunts just to get traffic to their onlyfans

>>214769907
So who decided what books constitute the bible? Are you aware that this itself was agreed upon in different councils, that different sects have different books that constitute their bible?

>>214769907
>you seem to think god's word requires outside sources to be understood
Do you read it in its original language?

>>214769943
they keep excluding mine the bastards

>>214769872
achieved absolutely fuck all for two years award

love watching gun videos on youtube but it's always some annoying fat yank wearing a baseball cap who starts off every video with some kind of unfunny skit and then proceeds to autistically explain what kind of ammo they're using, droning on and on about it for at least 5 minutes before they actually get to the shooting part

>>214769895
Once saw a girl from a youtube channel on hinge. Wish we matched just for bants (and for some shagging).

dont even want to know how many hours ive spent on fm over the years, would probably lead me to a crisis

Grow your hair. If you can't then give up. Seriously. Go start reading or playing video games. Get a different hobby. Short hair and especially short hair because you are balding makes you a sub-5. This is not a put down. This is a public service annoucement. Save your time because you only get one life. Choose your battles. Get a pair of jeans and a hoodie and forget fashion if you can't grow your hair.

>>214769984
Filtered

>>214769943
they didn't "decide" what books should be in the bible they recognised that those books already had authority, those books had authority as scripture long before any council was held
>>214769960
?

>>214769984
Shut up you little pussy

>>214769984
I saw this gun video recently that went right into it after only a couple of seconds with a guy going on about gang violence or something

>>214769984
just fast forward

>>214769996
im a bald chad doe

>>214770004
Do you read the Bible in its original languages?

>>214770024
well duh, it's just annoying how they all insist on doing this though. all yanks are the same.

>>214770004
>they recognised the authority of the books because they had authority

lol

>>214769996
Starting to get grey hairs me.

>>214770004
that is an ahistorical mega cope

>>214770037
The Bible was originally in English

>>214770037
?
>>214770043
?

Need to buy a nutsack jiggler off Amazon to jiggle my balls as I sleep.

When you hear the door unlock at Katy's house and start backwards bhopping out the window.

>>214770061
hs?

>>214770063
Answer the question

jules jordan (a successful male pornstar) got his start working in adult shop

>>214769996
what is the optimal length
i have longish hair rn

The world is so old. Two thousand years old

>>214770041
give me thirty examples

>>214770063
Ah okay, so you've given up arguing. okay mate :)

Need to get some breakfast for tomorrow morning but asda is at least 15 minutes away!

>>214770097
Down to your tits

about to recruit samara
big blue milf tits
they don't make games like that anymore

>>214770097
Mid-neck to shoulder length

>>214769992
I didn't even attempt to match with her because I knew I wouldn't x

>>214770093
whatg quetison
>>214770117
?

>>214770100
an unreasonable request frankly

>>214770133
she loves big batarian cock

>>214770133
do you ever notice how asari seem to get more... ample with age?

The show must go on!

diego day tomorrow lads

>>214770155
fair enough enjoy your day good sir

so are we not making the new then?

>>214770142
the vf mindset
being frugal with your likes because you know the fit ones wont like you back

>>214770161
no one does
looking forward to the arrival dlc
again

love watching this mong pretending to be retarded because he realises he's wrong lol

>>214770196
Nobody is going yo wait 600 seconds to do that

>>214770210
if you love it so much why dont you marry it

stretching going well. already been a couple of days and seeing great progress. half way down the glans with 0 resistance so far from a third of the way just days ago.

>>214770230
i wouldn't have to wait but i can't be arsed

>>214770233
screaming forgot about you too
mental how typical of a reaction to being wrong this is

fucking get it made for bloody's sake
i've already forgotten the zinger post i was planning to make in the next thread thanks to you lackadaisical cunts

>>214770183
hs?

>>214770270
what?

playing mass effect 3 me, still think 2 was the best

>>214770293
>>214770293
>>214770293

Whatever it still works keep it going.

>>214770313
sexo