Thread 214770293

Aberdeen Angus edition

We are not here to beg for crumbs off the table.

We are taking the fucking lot.

poaching a poo

virgin freak logging in

is the seething going to continue into this thread or shall we put it to rest?

Take what you can. Give nothing back. For that's the pirates code.

>>214770294
screaming
the terminally online incel is pretending he doesn't remember his only interactions with other people

Charlie got popped.

>>214770293 (OP)
Scrannable fella

never recruit morinth even on renegade runs.
never attempt to warn the bahak system even on paragon runs.
end of.

>>214770343
fak u bloody

KILL ALL NIGGERS

And the very latest from Fat Pheebs?

>>214770349
strange outburst
are you alright?

>>214770372
this post right here, this is the post.

>>214770293 (OP)
excellent edition

>>214770299
i like 3 despite its flaws
but the combat is the best, you really get the feeling of total war sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs

yeah

might have a peng bbc wank

>>214770373
living her best life

>strange outburst
>are you alright?

Michael Jackson said “milk” he wanted milk “milk” he begged. then he died… sad.

>>214770299
like 3 better, more streamlined, better combat

Might get a cock fashioned out of my forearm
A double cock
Two women to disappoint at once
Simply imagine the possibilities

>>214770360
not warning them is the paragon choice :)

genuinely don't know what this freak is melting down about

>>214770417
thank you r/shark_park for this woejack

>>214770372
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

peng thunder earlier today
wish we didn't only have thunder one day a year

why is it so easy to get him to react

might lick a niggers dick

My gay porn name?
Analbear Hump-a-twink

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

dtfic = raped (both mind- and regular-)

>>214770481
because this is his life lmfao

>>214770436
i'm commander shepard and this is my favourite post in /brit/

Popping Canada on the filterberg, proper drama queens the lot of them

got my pyjamas on :3

Greta Thunberg tummy and minge

Sir Grand Wizard

>>214770498
I'm expecting a massive long post about how he's managed to find out a bunch of information about a regular poster here any second now lol

mental how badly he mindraped them

>>214770512
this little umchicken is ready to roost

deary me seems somebody is upset :(

Sir Elbis Idra

>>214770512
Thinking about buying Bluey pyjamas

>>214770565
um um um UM UM

should i grow my hair out naturally or should i get the sides faded at a barber (like a mullet)

always imagine this canadian is having imaginary arguments with someone who isn't really here

>>214770512
>pyjamas
FOY

Would like to change my Paddington Bear pyjamas

>>214770616
yanks spell it pajamas actually

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how did you know I was upset?

>>214770604
i imagine him like this fella

Any boring cunts eho love to blog on in?

>>214770616
No American spells pajamas as “pyjamas”, that’s a British thing.

just realised that the elder scrolls is the only mainstream RPG series that has no fit women in it (unless you mod the game obviously)

>>214770676
Randall WANTED Miss Finster's grussy

So this is what we know about dtfic:

actually no one cares lol

Charlie Kirk sex neck

Still sitting in my ARSE all day. Soon this will change.

>>214770691
got that back to front haven't you, made yourself look a right knob

>>214770720
um

>>214770644
>>214770691
Bazinga! You've fallen for another of my classic pranks

He's playing mindgames by accusing random people of being DTFIC to see how they react.

I can't confirm or deny that DTFIC is even a real person or just a mindset like Keyser Soze. This place has enough schizos that I can believe that he just shows up at random hours of the day, but I have literally never seen him. I've seen his shadow in the form of this one leaf rattling on about him all day.

Need her to sit on my face and fart.

The fag end I threw over the wall landed on my neighbours cars windscreen hopefully he doesn’t put 2 and 2 together in the morning

imagine being a wealthy chad and getting to have sex with fit women whenever you wanted
corring and phwoarring at the mere prospect

>>214770757
ktim

>>214770740
done them (definetely not you fucking up)

but isn't the other one...
nvm I guess

>>214770757
don't even have to be a chad desu
plenty of rich slobs getting prime specimens

>>214770745
whoever you are you're very annoying and cringey

>>214770736
thought he had a really sweaty armpit for a second there

these /brit/ threads are nothing but drooling retards posting the most inane things.

99% of the posts are pure garbage

deary me

>>214770778
being rich automatically makes you a chad so it's a bit of a tautology

he's gonna start talking about mars bars any minute now

>>214770771
>definetely
not falling for that prank, lad

>>214770800
tell that to notch

>>214770791
COOL!
BYE!

>>214770791
what drugs have you done whilst partaking in british culture such as raves and that?

>>214770676
This is how I imagine diego

>>214770791
>Portugal
Fuck off

Everybody's going to the party having a real good time

>>214770813
he has autism though

>>214770791
true

Thinking about spirited away.

Writing a biography about heathermong titled

"A Mind, Raped"

mental how annoying his lazy snide remarks are
you can just imagine him dead eyed looking at a screen failing a captcha five times before finally posting that gay shit
fucking retard

>>214770827
he's a billionnaire

>>214770777
that's not part of the phone that's just the camera

Randall probably would be a right-wing grifter now if he were real

>>214770829
everyone in new labour is a nonce

>>214770853
omds

>>214770817
don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters
Codeine

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

right well it's a very enticing image of greta thunberg's abdomen and minge but only one picture was sufficient to get the point

remember when notch's fiancee dumped him before he sold minecraft to microsoft and became a squajillionaire? she must be kicking herself

>>214770829
>airmiles
Typical jew

>>214770852
You sound hungry, maybe you should have a Snickers?

I hope this place adds IDs for one day as an april fools prank and we get to verify that it has about 7 people total.

>trump had a stoke
>Kirk assassinated
>Norwegian left won the election
>afd politicians dying left and right
>reform plunging in the polls

Chud bros? I don't feel so good

Do you think you'll be overweight/ look like shit when you're 50?

need schizo spammers rounded up and scourged

>>214770829
>yum yum

oh no Canada the pizza turned out burnt!

>>214770829
a gay that's also a nonce???

>>214770904
Release Mousey from his confinement

>>214770899
They can't do that they can't I would literally stab my self in my leg repeatedly until they stop STOP DONT DO IT DONT I AM DOING IT I AM STABBING MY SELF STABBING

>>214770904
bolsonaro has been done today as well, 40 years in the clink

>>214770898
>>214770899
Is this kind of catty, womanly behaviour typical of Canadians?

yummy yummy yummy i got poo in my bummy

I dint consider the thickness of a phone when I'm buying a new one. In fact I prefer a thicker phone. Own goal by apple there.

>>214770904
Excuse me is that politics and current events on the international board

>>214770914
try just getting manly muscly thighs but yeah

I reckon Epstein was just an incredible chef

stop right there criminal scum! you violated my mother

>>214770904
we're doing just fine here

>>214770821
scremaming

>>214770905
I have a fairly active job so I won't be overweight although I'll probably still look like shit because of the booze and fags

Splitarse is in a right mood with me, silent treatment. Wish I was brave enough to sack her off

>>214770904
not my problem

Hey Rorke what's that on your shirt? *kisses Rorkes forehead*

any depression man in

Awful thread

FUCK SAKE

>>214770992
not me

>>214770968
err isn't the french government about to collapse

>>214770984
reckon the average IQ of the country would go up if a nuke were dropped on one of these stadiums at full capacity

emotional ponytail girl

I own a XL Bully is that a problem

>never any funny posts
>just spams

>>214771021
Not at all, if anything actually having a season ticket for a local club is a sign of a bit of life behind the eyes compared to TV plastic fan blobmen

why does the fanny look like there's some white discharge seeping out of it

Might move to China. They will teach me how to properly hold a pencil.

got the washing machine running
downstairs neighbours can go fuck themselves

>>214771016
yea, macron's government

>meet putin
>have a stroke shortly after
many such cases

He was a good man. A young father at 31 years of age who only wanted the best for everybody and they fucking killed him for it.

sniggering niggardly at a poo

i eated too many sweeties hahehe

>>214771072
stroking his willard?

>>214771044
Clearly never been to a football game in your life

writing a strongly worded letter to the /brit/ ombudsman

>>214771055
she's been swimming she's all soggy in general

>>214771070
:(

Don't really get Nine Inch Nails lads. There's like one or two good songs and the rest... dunno maybe "industrial" sounded more shocking in 1988

>>214770293 (OP)
>>214771083

i got fucked in the celtic park stadium toilets

>>214771083
Got a bit of poo in your hands there buddy

>>214771102
Could go for one. Really want a marsbar

>>214771112
stop

https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk

kek they updated their article

>>214771081
#packwatch

An act of kindness

>>214771070
shouldn't have been white

>>214770293 (OP)
>>214771083
>>214771109

mad how long my toenails have got
like talons they are

>>214771094
Season ticket holder since '98 lad for my club. Seen them in all four divisions and Europe and Wembley.

>>214771120
Very much a leftypol post

not sure what the bounty posting is all about

>>214771136
people are paid for this shit
clown world

>>214770293 (OP)
>>214771083
>>214771109
>>214771145

corrrr cannot wait until we have all those new jannies

>>214771158
>>214771158
noo

there no organic way to bring it up so I'm just gonna say it, guys I'm white cock only now

>>214771153
of course you don't get it

>>214771148
Then you’re delusional if you don’t think the average fan at games is a mong

>>214771153
black willies is the idea, i think? it's a peculiar one

report the posts you think are annoying then

Fucking hell what a shit thread.

>>214771145
will get one tommorow

so that's a blokes arsehole with visible cock and bollocks too

>>214771083
>>214771109
>>214771145
>>214771170

>>214771194
average american couple in 2003

>>214769378
I wouldn't dare call myself a philosopher, but I do spend a good deal of my time thinking about philosophical, political, religious and metaphysical subjects, and reading or listening to related books

The Swastika will rise again, all Whites will be united under it this time, and the whole world will beg for mercy.

We will revive the spirit of the ancient Mannerbund, Sparta, the Roman Legions, and the Waffen-SS. We will have millions of Aryan blonde beasts clad in black.

We will have a leader who makes Hitler look soft. We will have this entire planet and then achieve our race's goal of evolution into godhood.

>>214771205
yes pls

fuck's sake not this larping virgin

Get the bastarding depression revved up

my balls hang really low and my pants are too tight, it's compressing my balls
hurts so fucking much

>>214771238
Greg what happened to you?

bored of playing overwatch
what fun online games have you been playing x

feeling a bit chilly

>>214771179
making me feel sick with your cringe this

Yeah abandoned ship.

could be top 10 worst /brit/s of all time this

>>214771189
Nah mate there's levels to mongness you are clearly too shut-in to ever have seen

>>214771251
gone gay, full on
i'm grayg now

>>214771266
worst /brit/ since the last one

+1 to my postscount

>>214770904
it's been downhill for rorke ever since I posted this screenshot, rahsford scored a 5th too

>>214771266
hard to disagree

Wow not a single you for me tonight

watching Gay Porn™

>>214771290
(You) (You) (You) (You)

>>214771252
Kerbal space program, I caught an asteroid into orbit

>>21477129
here you are good sir

nth for the gyaldem

>>214771306
Don’t give me the sympathy shit now. I have to go to bed anyway. Thanks a lot.

>>214771293
nice, love it now too

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

>>214771322
mad how you've wasted your grim incel life spamming onlyfans whores

>>214771307
esl

-1 to his postcount

skinwalkers

>>214771322
lauren is peng

>>214771326
Good night :)

>>214771307
so do you play in one server?

>>214771274
Hilarious you think you’re the only person in here to go to football games

>>214771252
nightreign
depths is hard though

where did that come from Canada

Any games where you play as a schizo NEET shut in?

nigshit o
poo dldldl

>>214771376
so this elden ring expansion makes it online?

>>214771386
Omori

>>214771386
in my mind i am my runescape character

>>214771322
why are you obsessed with whores

hopefully not about me
forgot to add that to the copy-paste (from recently) but what do you mean with that post? cringe

might have some cheese and a pepsi

>>214771340
>wasted
it's just a few clicks of a button while I watch a stream

>>214771350
bare fax

>>214771389
it's a standalone online game with 30-40 minute games rather than a campaign

You're trapped in here with me, sunshine

having a decent back and forth convo
ask an innocuous question
leaves me on read for hour
what explains this behaviour?

>>214771380
real Canada isn't here (it's his birthday today) c:

What's there to eat? Cheese and bread. Don't like it? Well we always have bread and cheese.

>>214771405
looks nice but slippery

>>214771426
needs a warwick edit

happy birthday Canada!! I love you

+1 to my pone count

>>214771442
UM X

>>214771424
what a waste of your grim incel life
not like you had much potential anyway but still grim as

Janitors tongue wiggling it's way up my amus

>>214771376
are you playing with randos or gaming buddies?

how do normies do it?

>>214771429
She's talking to multiple other men

Hello brothers. How do you do today?

>>214771442
SAARS

>>214771451
say the actual phrase

>>214770777
phones shouldn't have cameras poking out. they should be flat
just stick some extra tech in there but make it flat.

>>214771444
lol

>>214771458
Hey catyank, doing alright.

Remember that doctor who episode the weeping angels

Scary stuff as a kid

>>214771444
pones are banned

>>214771454
solo or randos since I have no friends. tried playing with erg a few times but didn't manage to find a game

>>214771486
What a splendid ecosystem!

>>214771444
poo snail's shell is a good insulter albeit

>>214771044
if you're into sports at all (spectating rather than playing in particular) then you're low IQ, there's simply no getting around that

Some Chinese inventions (2020–2025):

>1. **Deep-Sea Drill Ship (*Meng Xiang*)** – Drills up to 11,000m for ocean resource exploration.
>2. **Tianmouc Vision Chip** – Advanced AI chip for autonomous driving.
>3. **Qianfan Satellite Network** – China’s 15,000+ LEO satellites for global internet.
>4. **Tianwen‑2 Mission** – Space probe collecting asteroid and comet samples.
>5. **600 km/h Maglev Train** – World’s fastest maglev, bridging rail and air travel.

What has the West made in the last 5 years? Particularly the UK.

i don't like 'poo snail'

*hands you a black smoothie*
its crunchy pizza flavor

>>214771539
why?

>>214771489
that shit was spooky i was watching it from behind my hands

>>214771489
never found doccy who scary
maybe the gas mask disease thing episode was kinda creepy

>>214771489
Still don't get how they could just change the actor for the main character and pretend as if nothing happened. No explanation nothing.

bloody 'eadache is doing me bollocks in

i think that men who grow mullets and moustaches deserve to die

>>214771572
good post

>>214771489
yeah that scared me that and the empty child

>>214771489
>2007
>kid
folc

>>214771457
>she

Aw lawd somebody dun messed they draws up in heeya

>>214771533
nobody really cares about any of this it all comes off the backs of centuries of Western innovation

>>214771572
What about men who grow crops and the likes. Farmers.

brap

any delusional schizos in?
acceptance is the first step in changing

>>214771400
I'm not

>>214771447
not really, it takes fuck all time to make a post

>>214771585
ADONBILIVIT

>>214771597
essential to society, but what does that have to do with mullets and moustaches?

>>214771595
That’s a very roundabout way to say nothing.

>>214771592
bet you thought this was a real belter when you typed it out. bet you had a little chuckle afterward. sort it out pondscum

>>214771623
What about growers and showers?

>>214771636
th e raped

>>214771582
i was 12 when that came out and i'm a 30 year old boomer, you must be positively ancient

>bottle of coconut milk
no thanks! gross!

>>214771494
ktim

wooooohhooooo yooooo (gay nigga voice)

>>214771660
Icky!! :P

>>214771619
>I'm not
you are you post them all day every day on this general

>>214771660
drink the nut milk rorke

>>214771675
hmm

>>214771572
actually why?

Cutest posters on this board:3

bollocks were the size of satsumas yesterday. now they're like apricots

so is the new not getting made then?

>>214771643
yes, you have been hypothetically speaking, raped. glad youre able to be honest with yourself youre already on the right path to change.

>>214771683
it's the first gyaldem post I've made today, you're seeing shadows again

>>214771690
actually coconuts are a legume

>>214771697
looks stupid

>>214771713
and you post them every day

I think that most cells spend most of their time in M0 phase, but sperm is different (STEM cells!). it does mature and go motile in the vesicles but I am pretty sure I read that it is recycled. thats crazy

my smelly bedroom is COLD :(

>>214771626
Cope on those are not Chinese inventions
Europe and America invented and developed all these technologies
Nobody cares if the Chinese built some train or satellite recently, we already did all that a century ago

>>214771744
>>214771744
>>214771744

the last /brit/ ...

>>214771720
your head is a legume

>>214771746
hoe abojt in cells

>>214771741
nah I don't post on /brit/ every day of the week

>>214771781
yes thats the cells where they spend most of their time, unless its the reverse
need to get ready for the next chapters in learning things as well as gaming. ALL of them. but to figure this out

but is that they spend most of their time in M0 (reproduction). the regular cells. it will probably pop up at some poitn