A corpulent American man on his Europe trip enters a city hall and goes:
"FINALLY, a place where I can eat some bacon!! I'll take king size thank you"
The receptionist, bewildered:
"I... beg you pardon? This is not a restaurant..."
The tourist, visibly offended, gets out and pointing at the building's façade he shouts:
"Then why is that banner promoting it, huh? Are you insulting my intelligence??"
The worker follows him outside to look at what on earth he's referring to.
"Sir..." he sighs, "that's the Austrian flag..."
"FINALLY, a place where I can eat some bacon!! I'll take king size thank you"
The receptionist, bewildered:
"I... beg you pardon? This is not a restaurant..."
The tourist, visibly offended, gets out and pointing at the building's façade he shouts:
"Then why is that banner promoting it, huh? Are you insulting my intelligence??"
The worker follows him outside to look at what on earth he's referring to.
"Sir..." he sighs, "that's the Austrian flag..."