Thread 214773885

pearseal edish

poo smells lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vGPllSmpgM&list=RD-vGPllSmpgM&start_radio=1

>>214773885 (OP)
about fucking time you foot-dragging cunt

cormorants and SHAGS

A cormorant is a large, fish-eating waterbird known for its glossy black plumage, long neck, and hooked bill used to catch fish underwater. These birds are excellent swimmers, but their feathers are not waterproof, so they often perch with wings outstretched to dry. Cormorants inhabit both coastal and freshwater environments and can be recognized by their upright posture, powerful webbed feet for propulsion, and sometimes by white patches on their faces or thighs during the breeding season.

>>214773925
get a shag

only know what cormorants are because it was the surname of a girl i used to stalk

getting redpilled after they took are chazza

nth for holodem

>>214773925
used to rub linseed oil into the school cormorant

>>214773920
>>214773925
lel

Reckon I'm a bit too tired for anymore anime tonight team. Got toil tomorrow too.

the fuck is a pearseal

remember when notorious far-right Alex Philips wrote an article detailing her past african boyfriend

leftypol's worst week in recent memory

>>214773947
this guy shags
(he rubs oil on birds)

theres a pokémon called cramorant and its just a bird
pretty cool

>>214773964
The week that changed the world
just not rorke's world

*catches you underwater with my hooked bill*

Japanese girls with those short skirts and white thigh high socks :0

>>214773964
rorke's final cope

Chinese guys wearing designer

yummers

>>214773957
blueberryseals cousin

>>214773998
mate you've got yankoid sports teams doing a minute of silence for some generic own the libs style tiktoker

>>214773947
>the school cormorant
the what now
i need more details

they do like designer though

umm

>>214774035
took a gander at my old social medias and lots of apolitical normies and women were reposting tributes, way more than I would have expected

>>214774041
imagine being that guy and and sliding your hand up her thigh

>>214774035
>generic own the libs style tiktoker
far from it

>>214774066
he’s gay

>>214774072
that's exactly what he was though innit, complete with the "dems are the real racists" civic nationalism nonsense

still dont know who that guy was
just some right wing racist tiktoker?
who cares and why is it being pushed so hard as if he was some great mind or a nassive loss for humanity?
plenty more right wing grifters out there

homeAlone
EveryfridayNight !! You`ve
got No Fans !!

no nede to be rude wealdstone raider lol

you want some ?? I`ll Give
it Ya

can we All be friends
Let's Give it a

Go !!

Gary Eats you`ve Convinced
Me
I Am No longer Violent Let`s
Watch Football ..

Burn

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Behead

Palestine

Babies

Rape

Palestine

Hang

Palestine

Shoot

Palestine

Bomb

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Execute

Palestine

Nuke

Palestine

Stab

Palestine

Palestine

Deserve

Death

Fuxk

Palestine

To

Death

Rape

Palestine

Maggot

Fuck

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Kill

Palaesitne

um

>>214774097
>dems are the real racists
they are

https://i.imgur.com/5zLhBzm.png
um
based

>>214774121
your chicken nuggets are done lil timmy

>>214774110
BOOM diego wont show his fucking face come the morrow

>>214774104
it's more about leftypol making a huge optics blunder in a week where people were already talking about that lass on the bus getting stabbed
acceleration and whatnot

>>214774035
ck's dead, bolsonaro's locked up for 27 years, trump's face is falling off, epstein's shadow looms, labour is making gains against reform's projected landslide victory, the boats keep coming

rorke's on the ropes

..

Teddy I Am sad ..
homealoneeveryfridayNight and Gary Eats
Are not here ..
They are Giving
It
A Go
in A London Restaurant..

...

thank You
Teddy !!

You always Know How To make Me
Happy again .. !!

Remainder of the detail article written by David Lammy of his sister having a blonde hair European bf

>>214774159
>that lass on the bus getting stabbed
nobody was talking about that outside of 4chan though, it was all about those mongy drawings in the epstein files

where do you go to watch videos of people dying now that liveleak is gone?
not a sicko who wanks to gore or anything, just getting FOMO about that video where that ukrainian bint was stabbed by that black lad, and it seems like everyone but me has seen the uncensored version

Having a vanilla skyr yoghurt team

>>214774172
Hope you feel better soon mate

>>214774170
any reason you come to a non-political forum to talk about this instead of the hundreds of actual political forums you could go to?

>>214774187
scramboboling

>>214774187
Gem

>>214774170
Louis CK isn't dead you mong

>>214774172
what game should i use my Nidoran Male Sign in

>>214774170
it's always curious to me that leftypol thinks rorke exists because of politicians/influencers etc
like if trump/musk/fuentes/farage/whoever ceased to exist rorke would simply dissolve into the ether
>>214774186
saw heaps of it on the 'gram and the 'dit

>>214774188
liveleak is gone???
where will i get my info from china now?

*to the tune of Rule Britannia*

Emma Watson
Yes Emma Watson poos
My bollocks never ever shall be blue

>>214774187
kek that is so rainbow dash

disgraceful innit

>>214774188
i just go to /gif/. don't know if there's even a reliable site these days or if it all just comes out of telegram or whatever

I LOVE going to the toilet to piss multiple times per night
LOVE it
Prostateberg has me on the ropes

I hope the oil baron family in charge of doing inflation gets shot in the neck. they NEED to pay

>>214774279
could be your BRAIN screwing up

>Rifle found in woods near shooting
Serial numbers and ballistics analysis will give that away. The walls are closing in.

>>214774285
do you mean in minecraft

>>214774292
what if he presses his own rounds, yank

>>214774279
That’s a sign of pre-diabetes

shoot grey squirrels in the neck
blow grey squirrels heads smoove off

did umposters see this image https://i.imgur.com/5zLhBzm.png
(this is based)

>>214774308
What does that have to do with the rifle’s serial number or ballistics analysis?

love the "get a clue" gimmick

strap grey squirrel to a centrifuge with metal wire in their middles and rip their head and legs off

diabetes?
doesnt exist
just an excuse fat people use

>>214774324
dont really get it but UMMMM

>>214774345
is that an umchicken

gfberg wants help with picking her GCSE’s choices ffs

>>214774309
No it's not, grow up

cut grey squirrel thighs open and cut out their muscle, ill it with silicone or kaulc et-cetera

prediabetes
more like
pte fat

>>214774205
I was informing our aussie friend, next time read the reply chain

>>214774229
metoo got him albeit

>>214774236
kirk was a great orator and had charisma. from the debates I watched he was able to stay calm and not be swayed be emotion. who else on the right can replace him?

>>214774360
this but with batarians

>>214774352
its a chicken that should not be posted is what it is

>kaulc
Yeah ok Klarc

put grey squirrels in roman slingshots an fire them into the sides of mountains

me?
diabetic borderline personality disorder

My lord! Their general has fallen! A cutting blow!

*takes notes*

flush grey squirrels straight down the free toilet drain of Homebase

>>214774376
is it from the ummy cartoon

>>214774393
*burns notes*

>>214774406
thread's still up, grey little bastard

throw grey squirrels on the stage at the Ozzy Ozbourne tribute band concerts

The pink one would get it

whats all this about french government collapsing then?
doesnt that happen like every other month in france

>>214774432
yea, don't worry about it

womfy cuppa poured

can't stand being on brit this late because youse all furry freaks. i will NOT watch it ever

>>214774279
ktim

grey squirrels are the tuna of the tree

>>214774419
*nibbles your nuts*

Esteemed political scientists of /birt/, why is the French government always so delicate?

>>214774438
cmon packers

put grey squirrels in a happy tree friends contraption

>>214774365
>kirk was a great orator and had charisma.
this is true but he was arguing for mainstream centrist republican policies which are ultimately on the way out
from a rightoid perspective his death is a far more effective propaganda tool than anything he ever said when he was alive

mix NaO with hydrogen

how do people even get into massive credit card debt that you keep hearing about, like tens of thousands of pounds worth? I make over £50k and the credit card Halifax offered me only has a £4500 limit

do people just open a dozen separate cards?

>>214774454
*gets erect*
do you like glans too?

>>214774467
cute wittle doggo
awe so cute
*ruffles head*

frenulum

Grim

>>214774493
*bites u*
*gibs u rabies and leaves u an amputee*

grrr :P

Little Boy and Fat Man, the original rice cookers.

>>214774467
wrong answer

>>214774513
this poster is 58 years old
let that sink in

I am going to (start by) rereading that entire chapter however the Ghengis Khan thing was incorrect: it is maybe ~ 74 days not 34

>>214774523
is she single?

>>214774517
Might repeat this joke with the Japanese lads aha x

>>214774487
you actually get offered more credit if youre in bad credit rating
why?
you can make more money of people who cant afford to pay of their debts in full
its a debt trap, if everyone paid of their credit cards without they accrue interest charges they would go bust
its a giant pyramid scam
number on screen must go up

>>214774462
like most EU economies they turned their nose up at American capitalism (thinking it gauche and vulgar) so they hamstrung their economies simply to be contrarian
what is happening in France will hit most EU countries too

pyramid scam

>>214774513
huh
nothing personal pup

>i don't wanna hurt you
>*knocks out salarian*
>hurt me? i hardly felt a thing
forgot about that one haha

>>214774560
completely wrong

>>214774560
btw, you're never getting those submarines
billions pissed in the wind

>>214774589
>>214774601
if frenchmen knew how their own country worked they wouldn't be in this mess now would they

force grey squirrels bananas with C4 in them

why did i move here?

I guess it was the weather....

>>214774504
marseille please

>>214774612
says the australian

slap the opening of a lamp really fast with a moth inside

haha alri

have a wank

Bit chilly tonight lads.

>>214774655
have two

>>214774623
We’ll turn your country into an atomic wasteland if you dare touch our squirrels

eating toast. got some jaffa cakes for pudding

>>214774693
cucumber plant screaming in agony

>completely wrong
>btw, you're never getting those submarines

AAAAa im having sex!!! this is real!!

>>214774724
Why do brits like that orange and chocolate flavor
Is it because you’re stupid?

>>214774736
that's on you to deliver them now
so do it

>>214774730
go talk to it :3

>>214774753
*gets suplexed down the stairs*

This general is just whittling down to mousenonce, that Belgian clogwog, gingernonce, emmayank, and assorted other losers and freaks

>>214774748
yeah that is exactly why

its 2AM and youre another yank

is that a grey squirrel

many people are saying this

>>214774240
i think it got shut down a couple years ago now lad

>>214774785
feel free to fuck off

>>214774819
get 'im mousey

>>214774828
never went anyway
just saw some webm from rekt threads

>>214774785
>gingernonce
figment of your imagination. if you dont like stop talking about it and promoting this kind of behavior

>>214774785
me on the right

>>214774702
>>214774702
>>214774702
New

Thane is so cool.

Mads Mikkelsen would make a good live action Thane if that Amazon adaptation ever happens.

charging a passionless wank

I said I wasn’t going to wank but here I am wanking

>>214774920
gay porn?

I'll be with the Brazilians if anyone needs me

>>214774920
if it helps you stop im doing a pooey eggy smelly cheesy gay fart

fuck me i hate jacob
not because he's black
but because he's black kaiden but even lamer
useless fucking cunt

cannot WAIT for the latest from 'ck 'entes

what are these

talked to a few people that do disability support and a significant part of the job is just stopping the spastics from wanking when they're eating lunch

wank them (me) off

>>214774980
you have no idea what goes in the institutions
their heads are fucked but not their hormones

New, Migrate when ready
>>214774928
>>214774928
>>214774928

tug off my brain with your perky emotion chebs

EU moment

>>214774998
well see I do have an idea because I've spoken to people that work in them (see: my previous post)

>>214775012
they do more than wanking, la

*inhales*

>muffled screams heard in the distance

>>214775010
i hate the EU

>>214775019
yeah I know they do a bit of raping too I'm not a naive old worlder like you

2AM its no normal UK (Scotland) people

do you love her?

>>214775028
>a naive old worlder
do you brucies over there know what an oxymoron is?

>>214774597
Based

https://youtu.be/UvQLZyTRE0E?feature=shared&t=52

>>214775042
do you know what a job is you smelly algerian

a women eating her own afterbirth is not doing anything and the body would replenish all she lost in that; it makes it sort of gross(!) while on the other hand, a (the) man eating it would be him getting something he didnt previously have which is good for him. it is good for him because it is from the woman, and otherwise he cant make it (a placenta)

>>214775055
don't know who you're talking to, bruce
who's naive now?

>>214775039
dont know her :/

>>214775062
can see some bantu tribesman believing this no questions asked

>>214775062
you've gone absolutely bonkers

>>214775062
it would be like swallowing a woman's load
technically straight but in a way, it's gay

>>214775077
fortunately we have ovens

Need Emma Watson to pinch one off on my dinner plate.

EDI in ME3, bodied. Is Joker a pathetic incel for getting with it?
Would it be wrong to push him down the stairs and get with it?

me not being tall or having a large penis has singled me out as a ugly inadequate loser in the eyes of women

do people just walk around with neck armour now in America

Black people walking around with their pants down at their knees look like when a chimpanzee tries to walk bipedal. Very unstable, bow-legged gait.

>>214775137
go ask cum (unironically)
but then come back if you want... >>>/int/cum/

>>214775039
what's in her ear

>>214775136
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>214775137
neck armour is only for knives

>>214775128
anything after me2 doesnt exist
memory holed

>>214775172
me3 is top class
don't care about the ending because there only was one option for me
destroy

and the dlcs are top class
even though some them shouldn't have been dlcs

>>214775195
why were you raped?

>>214775164
surely theres a market for bullet proof neck armour, specifically marketed to racists obv
just paint it red and call it the leftydisabler 9000

>>214775195
Kys frwak

shall be watching Sam Hyde tomorrow
it would seem weird to watch those types of YouTubers before showering

>>214775207
>>214775217
baited for this exact response

>>214775212
lad, impact trauma alone breaks bones
you can kill without perforation
for instance, if i were to karate chop you in the neckal area, you'd be dead instantly

I went through 30 Pokeballs today for 500 Pokemon so its much better

>>214775198
remember them trying to charge 30 dollars for a prothean character in me2 you only unlocked at the end
thats where it all went down hile

>>214775249
pokeball deeze nuts in your mouth

>>214775235
did you bait your rapist?

>>214775249
but 1 pokeball = 1 pokemon

>>214775242
is karaoke chopping people even a real thing
i thought it was just a chuck norris thing from tv

>>214775256
you unlock right from the start
and i remember because i bought all the dlcs
i skipped uni to play me3 day one

mental how /pol/ identified the kirk shooter several hours ago, way before the FBI

>>214775277
maybe with the Pokemon Go+ autocatch
I will definitely be getting £10 worth of incense to boost my Go+ hour every day next month and check it
then check it again when I get to all platinum medlas

>>214775285
can't say, don't want to incriminate myself

>>214775266
i know you and the uk flag are the same poster you pathetic samefag

>>214775302
let me guess
mossad?
everything on pol comes back to da jooz

>>214775307
okay

>>214775317
but are they wrong?

da jooz

I caught a shiny dedenne today ;3

>>214775317
nah
someone called skye valadez

>>214775289
i never finished 3, got bored. only positive of 3 was the combat
1 was god tier atmosphere and story

i skipped english literature exam in gcse because i was playing star wars galaxies

I mean
I caught a shiny dedenne with a Pokeball today. normally I catch them with an ultra ball, and im not going to risk it but the Pokemon Go+ has caught shinies for me before when I sleep

>>214775314
oh you know that do you? like how you know you were raped?

>>214775350
........

>>214775357
>i never finished 3, got bored
you missed out, bud

mental how pokemon go is still a thing

https://rumble.com/c/nickjfuentes
all 75k of us are in here

>>214775388
you'd think indian truck drivers would try and use it as a defense

mental how I have a shiny rattata
and a raticate with a hat on :)

>>214775396
everyone actually get in here
cancel your sleeping plans

Im HAPPY he's dead
Whites who collaborate with jews DESERVE to die!

>>214775396
all guns no balls
that's the americuck way

i love girls

>>214775423
what're your thoughts on paedophilia?

>Im HAPPY he's dead
>Whites who collaborate with jews DESERVE to die!
>I'm aryan btw

im moving from texas if it kills me
ill escape this brown infested desert craphole if its the last thing i do

>>214775450
no matter where you run to, you'll always be the raped

>>214775445
hates america and europe too btw

>>214775434
Jewish pedophiles put money in kirks pocket
He worked for the devil while saying he was serving god
Hes burning in hell with his rabbi right this moment

>>214775396
big early youtube conspiracy video vibes but zoomer edits

>>214775430
its okay when they do it

mac = Mac And Cheese
mac and mac and cheese and mac and cheese

>>214775477
meds

>>214775464
okay what about the paedophile you commiserate with here on a daily basis?

>>214775487
im gonna put my cock in your mouth

>>214775469
you got ra pe d

*crickets chirp*

did someone hear something?

*looks around*

*gets raped*

is everyone studying?

*still raped*

I can quick catch upside down with one hand to hit just as many great throws as I do with it the right way up

Gryopers making up slanderous lies about tucker carlsons wife being jewish atm (shes a WASP like him)
They are being paid by jews to attack tucker

>>214773945
>leaves hololive
>announces marriage and her plans to have children
>starts playing wii games to learn how to be a mother
insane stuff

>>214775459
yea i know this little twat hates whites
even though he claimed to be italian one point
this is what happens when your father doesn't slap sense into you

>>214774041
olivia is so fucking hot

>>214775535
why do you like to larp with other nazi paedos here?

has anyone figured out yet why yanks make off-topic political posts in the british thread instead of in the american general or in the politics board

Kirk spent his entire life trying to convince young white men and women to serve the jewish race and israel and got insanely rich in the process
Im glad he's dead

>>214775566
they get bullied nonstop in cum

>>214775566
/cum/ sucks, i've been there

jd vance just got shot in utah

>>214775567
brown hands

>>214775566
malaponte is considered the top freak of /cum/ so he comes here where hes only a lowly freak

David Cameron

>>214775555
quads of truth

>>214775566
they like to play with heathermong's dollhouse

>>214775555
far fitter than the blonde bitches posted earlier
brunettes are just better

>>214775566
because he's an inconsiderate person that only thinks of himself and not how his actions affect others. add to that hes an attention seeking faggot who probably wasnt hugged as a child. hope this clears things up so you wont keep asking the same question over and over like an autistic retard. cheers

if I was on PIP I would definitely pay £70 a fortnite to have incense running 16 hours a day

Kirk talked about how nazis are evil for supposedly killing babies and then went on in the next sentence to talk about how israel killing babies in Gaza is okay because that's "war"
I hope hes burning in hell with the jews he spent his life serving

>>214775603
bit of projection here you luh rape victim

>>214775603
how did getting raped affect you

Lifelike, this is what your life like, try to live your life right
People really know you, push your buttons like type write
This is like a movie, but it's really very lifelike
Every single night right, every single fight, right?
I was looking at the 'Gram and I don't even like likes
I was screamin' at my Dad, he told me, "It ain't Christ-like"
I was screamin' at the referee just like Mike
Lookin' for a bright light, Sigel, what your life like
Riding on a white bike, feeling like excite bike (stretch my hands to You)
Pressin' on the gas, supernova for a night light
Screamin' at my dad and he told me, "It ain't Christ-like"

first loyalty mission: garrus
absolute bro, he comes first no matter what
would gayship if i could

>>214775599
that's my french mon ami spitting facts

egg and iodinated oils
and starch

How come this thread hasn't been pruned by the british government and keir starmer already?

>>214775624
I always do zaeeds first to get the heavy weapon ammo upgrade quickly

>>214775566
>>214775575
>>214775584
lmfao literally came here from /cum/ less than ten minutes after getting told to fuck off
>>214775320

>>214775155
thought that post was you >>214775137

>>214775629
never wanked to monica bellucci
seemed offensive

>>214775649
and it's easier
probably should have done it
but now garrus needed it so i'm doing it

this country wouldnt exist without white people. and white people are done being bullied

>>214775688
then why does your government bully them?

the scrandemic

*waits five minutes to make a duplicate da jooz post^

>>214775700
because its illegal to say that you are going to shoot with a gun the current president Donald Trump from a building

They are never catching the kirk suspect

>>214774702
>>214774702
>>214774702
recycle

>>214775719
probably the government did it because of the girl from Ukraine and they have to protect le their precious negroes

>>214775709
what in the bloody fuck is that in the middle

>>214775737
spaghetti carbonara