Thread 214781632

the lads

>>214781575
gotta do what ya gotta do

this one was first by 1 post so we should really use this thread

THIS is the thread

rorke and leftypol sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

it's very nice

>>214781654
Kek

>>214781474
Presented for your delectation is the most famous norn person in Queensland
https://youtu.be/cJ1PI5dY-bk?t=72

rorkey

rorkeypopsssss

get to fuck

>>214781718
UM x

>>214781690
i dont think he's done that 2bh

rorke boomers btfo

im gong rorke nigga mode

>>214781733
he keeps giving them wells to make water

>>214781690
scscrewa

is Rory Stewart actually a spy? I just looked up his background

should I get my matcha frappuccino with white chocolate sauce this time?

>>214781737
>gong

>>214781744
omg what a horrible thing to do. How does he sleep at night?

>>214781736
guys no Politics in general, keep it to the proper channels please

how do i record the audio from my pc

everytime i go buy a baguette, i walk by an hotel de ville gifted by no else but richard lion heart (on his way to a crusade, well received, decided to spend some coin, south west, he grew up in the region)
and some brucie piece of shit tells me i don't belong here
i've belonged here before your country was even a thing, bruce

i dont understand my new WiFi is really expensive and i checked the speed it’s 500 and yet it takes me 10 seconds to refresh 4chan

so there it is then. the wheels are in motion. the end of the line.

yoo ess ayy
yoo ess ayy

>>214781788
odd post

goblins? in MY grove?

>>214781788
ask jeeves broken mate?

>>214781800
how is that odd

>>214781788
you need like a karaoke machine and microphone with a record function
and some cassette tapes

>>214781801
actually it's "you lead goblins, here?!"

My broccoli sprouts are doing well

>>214781795
could be an issue with 4chan servers

ive had enough of you lot

>>214781813
dont know just is

might wank a gay poo

>>214781835
you're going to make me LOSE MY MARBLES

>>214781835
i meant it but i still like you brucie
>this is a knoife
no one else could pull it off
don't go la

any 1% man in?

>>214781835
fuck off then

right well i have to record my desktop with OBS and convert the mkv to an mp3 to get the audio because windows is a nigger that doesnt have a sound recorder

>>214781819
why are they submerged?

a gay poo nigger

>>214781882
2%er me

>>214781882
sheed

>>214781882
...yh

>>214781882
one of those 1%s is Alistair, another is Rasheed

>>214781882
doesn't control for the race of the children or the dogs
bad study

>>214781835
*twirks on your lap*
Feel better daddy?

>>214781890
just use audacity

>US officials plan to punish foreigners ‘making light of’ Charlie Kirk death

FUCK that’s all I’ve been doing for the past two days

5000% tariff of Shitain until John Honey walks free

I want to get I a. Fight

>>214781929
you're getting banged up good and proper

that is a knife under section 3 item 1 of the Control of Weapons Act 1990

why does mumberg hate prince harry so much?

>>214781895
They aren't I just can't get that water out so I'll let it slowly drain next few hours

>>214781965
jealousy

We eating good tonight

Drowning prince Andrew in a large jar of strawberry jam

>>214781968
are they stuck to something metal or glass? it's hard to tell
I thought you were meant to sprout them on a wet towel or something

>>214781980
Fvvvvvck

>>214781980
you fat monster

>>214781984
you cant drown in jam

>>214781980
Disgusting American slop. Boycott foreign food chains

>>214781980
who the fuck is jack?

>>214781980
>fried chicken spicy ribs
what does it mean

was going to watch something but i've just been on these threads all morning

Suffocating prince Andrew in a large jar of jam

>>214782019
Aussies call their Burger King hungry jacks

They also call Justeat 'menulog'

Bizarre people

>>214782019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Cowin

>>214781980
>i am jack's fried chicken spicy ribs
*throws some punches in the air then clutches his chest in pain*
ahhh the first rule of...

i will literally fucking kill every cunt that works for uber eats they've literally charged me 20 pounds for air

>>214781999
You can get sprouting jars. They drain water. I'm rinsing daily now, likely that water that's sticking it to the side will dry/drain and I'll move it all around in a few hours. Incredible nutrition from these and very antibacterial for my gut. Got h pylori I think.

cronem waking up, lighting up clickum

>>214782055
nigga ordered from george floyd eats

>>214782055
Hahaha lol nice
I guess now you know never to use that service again hahaha

>>214782055
easiest targets really
if one were so inclined

"did somebody say menulog" has a better rhythm that "did somebody say justeat"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pRrmQhynGc4

>>214782061
can you also grow a whole broccoli?
those are good for you too

Got my big tranny cock out

Lad's been silenced by John Eats

>>214782082
except that "menulog" is a not a thing
sounds like some forgotten tribal language

>>214782095
sc

>>214782095
corrrr corrr post it

rorke growing his own broccoli

menuwog

the tat

think it's big sloppy takeaway o'clock for lunch today, not sure what to get. maybe a kfc or maccies? idk both are kinda shite but i don't really have anything else near me except smelly paki takeaways

Is this what Poland is like?

raining

>>214782134
yes

Ordering a VB from the local hotel in Wallamaloo on Menulog

I'm off out to the pube

poo scrubber

>>214782166
good man. VB is a good drop

>>214782177
SC

When will it stop raining. My lavtian family have been here for a week and it hasn't stopped but it will not stop us having a big family party fuck you clouds

>>214782171
Kek tim

lithuanian pussy would go brazy

Day 1 of no weed l'm quite bored might get some weed

Poooʻoooooooooooooooooo

I want to shag a nice gay lad

>>214782209
get that stardawg my guy

>>214782228
pop the grindr on then

I had no supper yesterday and I'm hungry :(
I ate an apple but now I still feel hunger

I feel cold but when I put on warmer clothes I feel hot

Landlord moving around my building saying nothing at all

is it ok to smoke weed everyday if you have a job and gf?

>>214782228
sinful that

>>214782251
>my building
well its his building. so

Rorke moving like a benchod

>>214782228
sometimes l want to shag a cute femboy up his tight pink boipucci but in real life it would probably be smelly and weird

Imagine being russian and keeping your 10/10 wife warm with your hideous ogre body in the commieblock

>>214782252
yes if you're a darkie
white men drink
and solve crime while narrating the whole thing in their head

>>214782274
In my experience they’re good at cleaning their buccies

the left are truly demonic and spiritually evil and though I’ve been aware of this for some time now the past week or so have really made it hit home and it’s putting me really on edge knowing I am surrounded by these people every day
they absolutely despise everything good and pure in this world and would gladly see you and your family dead if you don’t subscribe to their liberal fantasy and they make no effort to hide this anymore it’s every single leftist, not just ‘extreme’ ones.
the only thing which gives me solace is that we are winning and they know we are. all of their evil and crimes will be remembered. every single one

>>214782269
NO. It's MINE!

Depopulate earth and only keep white people
Move them all to the North American continent
Let nature reclaim the rest

>>214782295
Truth nuke

190 must condemn

>>214782295
gay nuke

SIGMA

>>214782295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkJz3-AuVk

>>214782313
>Move them all to the North American continent
when all the best stuff comes from europe?

>>214782313
>Move them all to the North American continent
what?

>>214782339
Well that wasn't smart was it

>>214782094
Yes, but now it's cold that has to wait. I'd take sprouts over full broccoli though and get fibre elsewhere. Sprouts are more nutrient dense. They contain extremely potent antibacterial properties which begin to break down when the broccoli is grown. Next year I'll do a lot of growing. Carrots, broccoli, salads, herbs, fruits.

>>214782313
They weren't ready for this one

WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!

>>214782364
Move all the white people into North America lad

>>214782209
Day 1 is always the hardest

>>214782385
which kinds of fruits are you going to grow?
carrots are very nice, have you ever tried them roasted whole? they are very flavorful that way

>>214782365
You believe him?

drunk and horny, who wants a kiss

>>214782409
big bang eh!
let's face it, penny would never

>>214782440
oh my…

>>214782440
are you a milf?

>>214782426
Surely he wouldn't lie, particularly twice! That would make him out to be an untrustworthy person in general, wouldn't it?

rorke wanking to black godz

>>214782460
Im a man in his early 30s, cute though, built good

<3

>>214782284
>yes if you're a darkie
>white men drink
alcohol is worse for you

super knuckle kanuckle belt buckle banana truffle headass

>>214782472
got any pictures of your mother around that age?
i'll kiss you for it

trying to go cold turkey on the booze lads, never got to the level where i'd have withdrawals but i had 4 large gin and tonics yesterday. just need to occupy myself with shit to do init

bambi ale
or
I am babel
or
by milk
or
my bilk

the korean kimchi I got is too spicy

r/chavsinthongs :)

>>214782526
I'll have it

Giving commiemong his fair due

>>214782252
in my opinion yes, like if you're objectively not a fuck up then what is the actual problem honestly

the only problem it creates then is if your gf is against it but then she's the one causing the problem even if she'll never see it that way

tough one lad. i gave it up and happier i did if only because it means i'm able to do more stuff because i'm not high all the time, but still didn't change my attitude

>>214782557
terrible book

programmers horny as fuck like wtf you mean you're looking into edge cases?

>>214782339
the main problem with the pendulum swinging more towards the right again is that all the normies who just go with whatever is popular and don't actually think for themselves are back on side but they bring with them this kind of cringe shit

>>214782608
heh

>>214782608
um x

>>214782599
Expected as much

sonic advance 3
got everything but the final emarald
little sis decides to borrow my gameboy afvance sp and play the game
saves over my game
so don't tell me about trauma

>>214782658
UM x

>>214781882
Me in the top right corner

>>214782658
I bet you forgave her though x

you know how you can get dodgy firesticks? turns out you can get dodgy everything. have a dodgy games console which plays literally every ps1, n65, megadrive, dreamcast, etc. game. also recently found out about dodgy gameboys so got one of them too

>>214782658
my brother took my Gameboy Colour while i was out and link cabled it to his so he could take my Ho-oh and put it on his Pokemon Silver and could get it in his Pokedex. Then instead of giving it me back or keeping it for himself, he let it free so it was gone forever.
I then came home and ran through the Ho-oh building for an hour hoping it would spawn again.

He didn't even tell me he did it. Just let me wonder where my best Pokemon went until i figured it out

>>214782721
you're a right dodgy bastid

>>214782658
what's worse is if you complain about it mumberg would've got angry at you for telling off sister

accidentally put too much pepper in my soup again

>>214782713
never did, never will

>dealerberg has 11am cutoff for same day dispatch orders
>waiting for xmr to send
>on 6/10 confirmations

fucking hell lads haha cutting it close aren't it

get the niggering pawn stars on

>>214782757
can never have too much freshly crushed black pepper

Screaming and laughing at this zog world

Hypothetically how would one buy drugs online as a virgin freak

keep getting calls from the policlinic not sure what's this about

don't get me started on my female lvl 47 Charizard

>>214782762
i forgive her x

>>214782803
I don't know mate but I honestly would like to know *puts my arm around your shoulder like I'm your best buddy*

>>214782834
I DON'T

>>214782802
Ktim

pooing out my poo hole into the poo bowl

>>214782790
I like a lot of it in my food but I put so much that it's going to burn to the point that I won't be able to taste the food
overwhelming black pepper

>>214782843
The Lord has forgiven her x

>>214782803
You can buy paracetamol and booze from the Co op, buy as much as you can.

Klaus Schwab isn't actually CEO of the WEF anymore, he left earlier this year

watching stuart little and screaming at the telly crying snot bubbling out my nose when they dont believe him

>>214782803
i feel like people who can't figure it out for themselves probably can't be trusted to having an unlimited supply of drugs that easily available and they might also fuck it up and get themselves in a ton of trouble

>>214782803
not worth it. Just go to bars with black bouncers. Most sell coke or will hook you up

>>214782339
this is the rorke equivalent of the story about the arabs speaking Welsh on the rail replacement bus

>>214782906
end of an era, you'll be missed GOAT

>>214782906
whos the new one?

>Savitri Devi
You're a mentalist

>>214782865
that's why you put it on after so it doesn't burn

>>214782875
yet i cannot fault her, she was innocent, didn't know better
i am angry at nothing
is this what christianity is?

It just isn't Friday without Diego around x

>>214782983
The Lord shall forgive you too if you first forgive her x

*waddles into the thread shaped like an accordion and making accordion noises with each step and sits down in the corner*
Do NOT ask me about what happened.

>>214783039
um x

>>214783001
but still, i got all the litlle things and the ONLY THING LEFT was the last emerald

The United Nations has elected a genocide-enabler, Germany’s former foreign minister Annalena Baerbock, as the next president of the General Assembly.

>>214783039
THE HIPPO PICKED A PASSION FRUIT A GUAVA AND A MANGO

cronem getting their waves done x

What are some things I can do alone to get out of the house?

Was thinking about going to a museum but I'd have to travel into London which I can't be arsed to do

i want to 'kiss' rorkeypops

>>214783100
museum

>>214783043
lel

>>214783100
go on a hike or cycle somewhere
go bouldering
take up foraging
take a book and read somewhere peaceful in nature

didnt get a radiohead tickets code
me
my mate
my gf
my dad
all applied and not one of us got a code

>>214783100
3PM walk :)

I wanna rorke that body

>>214783100
Walk?

gfstein is out tonight, so that means as soon as work is over i will be heading to tesco to get lots of snackies and having a womfy night of anime, food, and fizzy drinks

look at this
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1757630844194216.mp4

might play death stranding 2 for the singular reason that it's set in australia

>>214783100
dogging x

well rorke?

right I've watched 2 seconds and don't want to watch anymore

That dude getting killed is genuinely fucking diabolical. Things are starting to really heat up. Surprised government still runs with le right wing terrorism when everything we've seen around the world is left wing terrorism and assassination.

>>214783185
why are you telling us?

>>214783166
waiting for the pc release personally. thing with the first one is all the amazing graphics and stuff are amazing at first but the gameplay itself is so fucking boring. only works when i'm ketted out my mind

>>214783185
Leftypol still claims he doesn't run shit

>>214783174
me when the normdroid women at toil try and show me videos of their children or pet

>>214783185
bore on borelord of boreshire

>>214783154
qrd?

>>214783212
ktim

sauce is on
olive oil
one large onion
salt
half a head of garlic
glass of red wine
bit of extra white wine vinegar man loves his acid
veggie stock cube
more salt
pepper
oregano
parsley
tomato puree
bit of the posh olive oil
tin of tomatoes
bit more salt
bay leaf

time for a coffee then stir then leave that going for a few hours stirring regularly

>>214783185
makes sense though. these are the same people who push everything further and further left and continually label people who refuse to move further left with their extreme ideology as extremists. and these are the people who have been largely in control of western governments for 25-30 years solid now

Used to pick mushrooms and get off my nut. I was a mong.

saucemong

Went to a Catholic mass one time. Way different from what I’m used to. There was no preacher giving a sermon and instead it was a series of weird idolatrous rituals and instead of Amazing Grace there were pre-nuts dropped choirboys doing Gregorian chants in Latin.

>>214783241
yeah? how about that baton wagging on katy's phone rn?

>>214783225
see
>>214771272

>>214783154
thank god there was an ambulance there

what was in that video then? refuse to click it

/pol/ niggas doing anything but keeping their posts to /pol/

>>214783260
grim

>>214783185
>Things are starting to really heat up
no thye arent

>>214783247
was gonna give this a go when i was in first year of uni but couldn't find any and cba'd walking around in the freezing cold

>>214783241
should've fried the tomato puree

>>214783276
rorke slipping on a banana peel

>>214783276
cute kitten falling over

>>214783300
the team as it were

>>214783241
tomato sauce with loads of unnecessary ingredients? righto

>>214783276
a decapitated head rolling

blacks built britain!
rorkey sucks!

blacks built britain!
rorkey sucks!

blacks built britain!
rorkey sucks!

>>214783241
I'll just heat up a jar of lloyd grossman for 5 mins and get the same result

>>214783300
loved this /brit/ meetup <3

>>214783369
nuttin he cud do

me? a snivelling toad x

feel like we dont get educated enough on eating fanny, thought it was all about licking it but you're actually meant to suck it

>>214783154
Right, well that’s a man playing soccer with a severed pajeet head isn’t it

>>214783402
what dem paramedics gon do? screw his luh head back on? LOL

>>214783300
I'd shag at least 7 of these

>>214783409
nah, it's all about pushing the clit around with your tongue

the view from rorkes window

>>214783409
>>214783433
all nice and well but that will never compensate for swc x

is there gonna be a happening tommorow with the rorke protests?

>>214783457
if it's in the script

>>214783457
dommy woginson will do fuck all

>>214783457
Sadiq has called in ISIS to deal with those racist thugs

>>214783457
rorke never does anything

>>214783457
No, it'll be the same as the rest of them. Rorke#s da standing around drinking beer

>>214783446
What do you think of the Charlie Kirk shooting crodie?

dont piss off rorke or he'll start shooting school children again

>>214783493
dey busted dat timmy necc smoove open
nun he cud do

>>214783506
It's leftypol that does that mate

leftypol insisting that immigrants built britain, but also that britain is racist and right wing and hates poor people and minorities
curious

>>214783555
nope

>>214783555
rorke calm down you dont have to do this theyre just weans

make my bitch squirt like her name charlie kirk
she gon give me neck but she dont know it gon hurt

batons pulsating in nike tech trackies while getting luh waves done waiting to bust -4 snappy smoove open

>>214783604
reddit ahh

>>214783534
mmhmm xx

whats a luh waves

>>214783689
extremely low quality nonsense catchphrase

>>214783689
don't know can you use it in a sentence

>>214783662
skull skull skull ong this mf chopped asl

mad horny today

>>214783689
white moment

so this belgian flag has invented his own bbc schizobabble dialect and just talks to himself in the thread 24/7 while getting no replies am I right there?

>>214781632 (OP)
looks like the headshot for a very good australian '80s new wave band

Paul Reubens AKA Pee Wee Herman more like Pulled his pecker out and bashed the bishop in a movie theater AKA Pee Pee Wanker

>>214783807
yh I just ignore ziedspam

>>214783807
i have him filtred so he may as well not exist

>>214783807
yep
its levels of mental illness we have never seen before

>>214783807
don't know luv he's on my filters x

>>214783791
hi x

Leftypol trying to convince us he isn't violent and bloodthirsty again is he

that's lunch ordered

>zinger stacker meal
>2 piece chicken
>4 hot wings
>flaming mini wrap

thing is i'm going to do what i aways do which is eat half the burger and chuck the rest. actually have eyes the size of an obese person but my stomach can barely handle a full meal

recycle, reuse
>>214781633
>>214781633
>>214781633

leftypol crying that people contacting their place of works to report mocking posts about recent events
No longer surprised at the hypocrisy

>>214783902
we all know you'll eat it all and get a cake from the bakery on your way home