Thread 214794381

rossy eidshion

Was he antifa or larping

>>214795224
he´s a Skinhead

Visit Massachusetts, lads

>>214795764
imagine the sniper shot you could get from up there

>>214796323

Yeah just take it and pretend you like it

You're in the house I'm in the field at the end of the day

>>214796395
I just like American history and architecture, I have no desire to see people get hurt. Please be kind to your fellow humans :)

I'm Thulean

we in this one then yeah?

mental how mentally untouchable i am

new pokemon game revealed

no idea what to get from the shop
maybe some paprika crisps and a bag of maltesters

one must imagine deano happy

>>214796355
>>214796355
>>214796355
non early new

>>214796558
feminine choice

>>214796341
Yeah I should listen to you, you have all the answers surely

Business idea: Place LGBT and Irish flags mixed in with the Union Jack and English ones and watch idiots fight each other over them

luv her

>>214796605
People are already putting up Irish flags you retard

was going to carry on my purple haze gimmick but not going to risk it getting deleted

>>214796563

Why do you reckon Deano is so happy with all that mounting finance and debt building up

>>214796605
what flags? Like in a shop?

Loner life

Oh well that's an obvious yet unmarked police vehicle parked outside my abode then

>>214796703
Lesbians don't get me erect while trannies do

Am I brain broken or just straight?

we ain't goin' to heaven

I just want to dance is that really a crime?

I used to say 'no brother wars'
now it all makes sense

>>214796539
Oh great another unfinished piece of shit exactly the same as every other game

salsa on my balls boys, weed brownies

>>214796751
dancing is forbidden
dancing has ALWAYS been forbidden

You think tornadoes come at dinner time, but really it’s the middle of the night

>>214796751
do a gay porn dance x

Would you rather stop for hammer time or in the name of love lads?

twenty different /brit/s! twenty different /brit/s! yay!!!

>>214796836
id rather stop right now, thank you very much
need somebody with the human touch you see

UM x

>>214796847
This is how the east India company started

starmer cracking down on jazz like the gestapo

>>214796897
Rorke Jr

>>214796539
basically poke-minecraft apparently
autismo me will love it

nth for the gyaldem

can't decide if i want snacks for dinner or a dr oetker 'za and some garloid bread

Why is it so fookin hard to get a job these days lads? Software dev with 10 years experience, 300+ days filled out in my GitHub calendar and open source projects with followers. Been applying since January. Can't get a job for shit.

>>214797035
I have 'cel teas like this

>>214797045
Get owned

You reckon 3i Atlas is just a strange comet or alien mothership lads? I'm leaning more towards mothership just because its properties get more and more weird whenever they discover something new about it.

>>214796897
Needs slathering in oil and putting on a baking tray

>>214797075
sometimes cook but been sucking on the alcoholic jew and know i'll get too steaming to do something other than load up ovenberg soonish

>>214797104
it's a comet

>>214797129
ummy

>>214796165
anything with nutrients in it is potential food you double virgin

>>214797035
get a fucking paki pizza ordered

>>214797154
ive been in the psych ward before, really boring in there, but at least he has his schizo hallucinations to keep him entertained

gonna turn my life around like this lad

I'm posting in both /brit/s LOL

>>214797238
think i'm shadow banned from ordering from the just eat local place for racial reasons

>>214797155
I don't but it's just too easy not to. Especially if you have a microwave.
>>214797238
>Mouse shit toppings
Nah you're alright

>>214797279
same :PP

>>214797035
get the paki hog roast ordered

why do you reckon that tyler robinson dropped out of uni after one semester?

>>214797334
he didn't attend the utah uni he shot up

remember the other week when that black lad stabbed that girl to death on the train for no reason

>>214797271
Theyll laugh at him even though they are 35 years old, troon castrated and obese.

The movement for the "worker" but not those workers who I like to pretend I'm better than.

NO FUCKING FOOD IN THIS FUCKING GOUSE AND I DONT WANT TO SPEND MOENY ON DELIVERY FUCK

Is a motorbike more like a bike or a motorcycle? Will I get killed trying to learn how to ride one?

>>214797426
>for no reason
she was white, innit?

>>214797426
nah don't remember
qrd?

>>214797271
I respect the lad is making something of himself but that dad is clearly the driving force behind what the boy is doing. You push too hard in either direction you’ll get the same result, bet he goes mental with a gun at some point

How come you dont get white takeaway

>>214797426
Worst one of that type I've seen was the south African one where the congoid just walked up to a french girl and cut her neck in half. The train one was tame.

Although the Moroccan one on the danish girls was easily the worst of every type.

was watching a porn video earlier and there was this disclaimer right at the start that said something like "WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT", nice of them to let me know, would've been caught completely off guard with that

pan seared organic umchicken for dinner

>>214797529
nah she was ukrainian, slavs aren't white

>>214797548
no one wants to eat that bland rubbish

>>214797591
appengdage

>>214797589
the cute ones are honorary IMO

>>214797548
>white takeaway
fish and chips, burger van on the side of the M4, can't think of any more examples?

how do you pronounce worcestershire

>>214797589
good post

>>214797543
Nah, it's only people who get the idea in their head from shit holes like this or some tranny subr3ddit

We are just influenced mammals at the end of the day

The most damage disenfranchised white males do are to themselves

>>214797636
wustersher

>>214797589
you know most slavic people originate from norway, denmark, estonian viking right?

>>214797591
Elton

no more rap music. honestly i only listen to like 2 or three musicians these days. genres you ask? Dance/Electronic, downtempo, and alternative/indie

>>214797557
>Although the Moroccan one on the danish girls was easily the worst of every type.
yeah
still the worst

>>214797636
ch - as in CHair
ead - as in nEEd
dl - as i– [redacted as per HM REQUEST]

i got some popcorn and some les cadburys fingres

>cannabis
just call it weed, pot even

>>214797636
wuss-tuh-sheer

bird and circuses back this weekend

dude code o you want to go smoke pot

>>214797537
MMM WATCHA SAAAAYYY

>>214797591
The white takeaway

>>214795764
Wtf
I actually stayed there for 3 months, Canal Place 3
It's really nice on the outside but a bit dire and clinical inside

>>214797635
Greek if you can find one. American. Italian is pretty much always turks or arabs thoughbeit.
>>214797595
Yeah who doesn't like unwashed left hands preparing their meal, lovely but of spice just like the old country

>>214797635
fish and chips is jewish

never had macaroni cheese

>>214797776
blither on

made a curry it was spicy but it didnt have all that much flavour to it

>>214797807
reckon you prefer penne?

>>214797678
that's not true at all, the slavic homeland is actually a subject of quite a lot of debate among anthropologists
furthermore, as i said earlier, you have a below average IQ

>>214797814
did you use ghee? apparently it is the indoid secret like the way chinkys add msg

indian americans be like ghee whiz

>>214795764
very nice

two /brit/s
well cheeky :P

>>214797591
and I think it's gonna be a long long time

they’re wagging their batons aren’t they? xx

there's a gathering celebrating charlie kirk tomorrow here

macaroni cheese with banoffee pie for dessert and a tall cold glass of coca-cola

>>214797829
wrong, also fyi, vikings were in america and made it as far as mexico/south amerixca

>>214797929
and you're getting a stalk on imagining it. what a life.

Conrad BLACKED

macaroni cheese is a side not a main meal

>>214797957
can't believe how dense you are honestly, reckon you should go to /pol/, you'd fit in better there

gonna put the telly on and watch it in a development that nobody expected
see u later x

well there's two /brit/s isn't there

>>214796640
Neoliberal teeth

>>214797929
What keeps you from killing yourself?
Do you like chocolate that much?

>>214798013
im more than happy here thank you very much

anyone adopted from rspca? never had a pet before family all were allergic but now ive moved out im going to adopt a catberg or a dogstein

so when are we sending them all back?

>>214798001
?
start watching a podcasts, maybe you'll learn something

I'm seeing double here, four /brit/s??

>>214797967
I’m one of the ones wagging the baton silly timmy xx

>>214798066
why wouldn't you say "we're wagging our batons" then

>>214797843
Yoghurt works as well. Doesn't sound like it should but it makes a big difference

>>214798050
>anyone adopted from rspca?
nah I live with my biological parents lad

chinese /brit/ posters be
oh yeah im on blit light nao

>>214798054
you mean podcasts that anyone can appear in and say things that are objectively wrong without even trying to verify them?

>>214798066
Why do you keep up the charade when everyone knows you're just a mentally ill closeted homosexual with an interracial fetish?

>>214798050
something noncey about a single man living alone with a cat

oh no
i thought this was sweet & salty popcorn but its just salty
fuck it all

>>214798071
Could do with one of her poos down my gullet

>>214798129
my girlfriend is with me and she wants a pet too

as always, lets give it a go

mmhmm all good and well but the snappenings are occurring xx

I might sleep on the floor tonight no pillow only duvet to try and fix my back pain

Hey chatgpt, should I piss in my bed

>>214798184
Why do you keep up the charade when everyone knows you're just a mentally ill closeted homosexual with an interracial fetish?

>>214798195
Unironically do cat cow yoga poses

>>214798184

filterfags on suicide watch

>>214798222
Done them mate nothing

>>214796640
saw her boobs in that fishman film

she has an unreal bod for her age

>>214798184
Why do you keep up the charade when everyone knows you're just a mentally ill closeted homosexual with an interracial fetish?

>>214798110
what do you mean? podcasts will get deleted if its not accurate

Bruce getting trolled hard right now

>>214798195
might want to see a doctor about that :/

brody loves his video games
i ask which is his favourite
tekken tekken tekken he say
when he has gamer rage he snapen dem though
i relax him though and say okay, tea?

Old bastard neighbours have complained to my mum because they saw me speeding through the village. Hate it here wish I lived in a big city

Pathetic

>>214798351
why are you speeding?
you could've hurt somebody

>>214798313
Should but shan’t

>>214798351
no matter where you go you're always with yourself

>>214798412
because I do what I want

>>214798351
send a message
burn his grass
you know, cos he is a grass!

based

>>214798436
Do shoulder exercises to improve mobility and strength
Ideally find a yoga class that focuses on that in particular

new
>>214796384
>>214796384
>>214796384

>Do shoulder exercises to improve mobility and strength
>Ideally find a yoga class that focuses on that in particular

in the rorke shed sucking a cider and plotting, planning, scheming a wank

Need to stop seeing prostitutes

why does the frenchman post the gay lad if he is a gay lad himself?

>>214798621
snacks?

do i want chicken wings or ribs for dinner? or perhaps a cheeky chicken kiev burger

>>214797271
>23 yo
Paper round in utah valley university on Wednesday September 10th 2025?

>>214798351
got a ticket doing 25 in london

family above all else, fuck the state unless...
- rorke

this is a journey into sound

>>214797426
>the other week
That was Monday lad

priscilla a sex

>>214798664
nah, stuffed my fat fucking face before I got home

there's gay and there's faggot
very different things
of course the thick yank doesn't get nuance

I don’t think $100k would be enough for me to snitch on my kid so he gets the death penalty maybe 500k

would definitely fuck blaire white in his tight little arsehole

>>214798738
with what?

>>214798544
the r.a.p.e.d

>>214798724
*acid attacks her like a paki*

>>214798753
That hole is NOT tight lmaoooooo

>>214798765
the pret meal deal

>>214798793
vampires are tories not pakistanis

>>214798746
It wasn't the dad it was a family friend

anyone had that gordon ramsay burger from burger king yet?

>>214798666
have a salad maybe

>>214798841
nah, says on the advert gordon doesn't cook it, what's the point

anyone had that gordon gay burger from gay king yet?

getting real good at ignoring dumb people. feelsgoodman

>>214798882
>
youre so cute

>>214798837
i remember she was attacked and might never sing again
wasn't it the perv in oxenfurt?

neighbourstein making house tunes in his neighbourshed

>>214798906
yhe raped

yanks ignoring me ;_;

never liked the witcher because of that trailer for the second game where everyone is farting and burping. actually made me associate poland with farts and shit for a long time until that memory faded away

love winding up that aussie fella.

>>214798724
*aard blasts her through the window*

>>214798906
maybe get good at not being the r_a_p_e_d

>>214798923
he's not really a perv
he's a vampire who hates women

it’s not fun going to bed at 10 PM on Fridays and Saturdays but when you’re unemployed you need to be disciplined or else things can get very very bad

>>214799028
One beer won't hurt

>>214798940
Stick cucumbers above his windows with PVA glue so slugs trail across it

>>214799024
we're talking about the guy in oxenfurt we find in his bathtub with women hanging in the room, right?

>>214799028
i'm employed and went to bed at 1am after a cross dressing wank last night before turning up to work, unshowered, at 8am

>>214798940
any good?

>>214799028
ice cold undistilled truth

really wish we could've used that oregon edition, i had a zinger of a related post lined up for just such an occasion
*sigh*
'twas not to be
*sips tea*
*reads the leaves*
hmmm... interesting

>>214799099
Keir, mate, this is no good for the nation

>>214799099
What do you reckon your 16 year old self would say if he saw you in the mirror

>>214799097
no, he's also horrible to women but he's not related to priscilla he's horrible to ciri

>>214799146
my 16 year old self used to wank wearing my sisters tights so started it ngl

>>214799137
shut the fuck up
nigger

>>214799127
he can't get past the DUM DUM DUM DUM stage

>>214799147
memory isn't what it used to be

WHY DO ZOOMERS KEEP FUCKING RIGHT WINGERS

>>214799172
Ay yo…

de BOMB BLAST

>>214799191
it's a plot heavy game tbf
i can;t really remember what happens in witcher 1 and 2, but i've played witcher 3 enough times to know it all by heart

>>214799172
white people are brazy

>>214799172
ay nigga
tuck that shit nigga
pack that shit up nigga
we ain't gotta know that shit nigga

>>214799167
T
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been rewatching the inbetweeners
still can't tell of carli was a vicious cunt who enjoyed stringing simon along for fun, or if she was waiting for him to make a move but he was just too retarded to take a hint

>>214799172
Well what about your dad then. Even your fucking grandad ffs

>>214799242
Australians watch inbetweeners??

some times, the willy wanks you

>>214799172
brother they couldnt torture that information out of me

>>214799161
A man after Gary's economics own heart!

>>214799289
the best character in the fillums was australian

>>214799184
more like shed music amirite

yes im still filtering you. is that what youre wondering?

>>214799172
YOOOO NOOOOOO

What even happened to Tim

listening to black scottish people speak and doesn't sound real

>>214799317
Films were shite

this rape gimmick reminds me of a tv show but I can't remember which one

scooby dooby doo
done a poo
shaggy thought it was chocolate
shaggy took a bite
hes alright
but now hes at the doctors

why are there 2 threads

>>214799339
youre still the raped and youre still peeking lmfao

>>214798256
great bum on her too

keep wanting a wank but then i remember thanks to my meds it's going to take me at least half an hour of relentless death grip wanking to spaff, and afterwards my willy will be all itchy from the friction. just not worth the hassle

[Verse]
He sits alone in the glow of the screen
Avatarfagging in a thread unseen
ginger kids in his digital dreams
He says he reads but it’s not what it seems

[Chorus]
Thread ghosts whisper
"What’s the truth?"
Scrollin’ deep
Nonced in his youth
now he bought Tesla at the top
Now he’s stuck
Clickin’ away
Out of luck

[Verse 2]
Books on his shelf collect more dust
Spines uncracked
Just props of trust
He swears he’s a scholar
A man of thought
End of the day
He's but a nonce

don't become gay
never become gay

Been sat in the wrong thread for 30 minutes ffs

>>214799235
i killed him anyway
i'm a strong proponent for the death penalty

>>214799469
which jew pills are causing this then?

just becum gay

>>214799507
had a bad bumming, la?

hopefully a girl :)

>>214796640
only seen her in one movie some weird movie where she was getting driving lessons at least I think that was her it might have been someone else but it was a long time ago it's a pretty old film now

>>214799557
tis my own personal brew sonny

>>214799434
dogshit early new (you're posting in it)

Thank god I never went through with any of that gay stuff
Imagine being 40 with a wife and kids knowing that when you was 20 you sucked a cock and got fucked. could never do that

>>214799566
I've had sex with women like this. I still continue to do so

going to watch a film about them again lads

>>214799539
yeah your man whoreson definitely deserves death
spend his time torturing women and fucking over his business partners so he can get bought out by kings who also like killing women
a rotten egg

You ain't from Lyon are you Frenchlad?

world's most overrated food? caviar
world's most underrated food? fairy bread

>>214799653
I've kept worse secrets desu

>>214796384
>>214796384
>>214796384
New

>>214799679
no but we have a lad from there in /fr/
why?

>>214799653
think it's better to have tried it and got it out of your system
you really can't call yourself 100% straight unless you've done gay stuff and realised it wasn't for you

>>214799676
???

>>214799705
youre the worst poster here and its not even close

>>214799679
ouuui ouii

If you are Born in Scotland or a Scottish citizen and PAY Scottish TAXES, then you have EARNED the right to be represented as Black Scottish, Afro-Scottish, or Kodak - Scottish !!!

>>214799753
youre the most raped poster here and its not even close

had a look at some tranny porn, don't like the willies

>>214799566
POV: my gf's pussy

>>214799753
Theraped

>>214799711
Going over there next year for a few months
Asking in /fr/ as we speak not to worry lad xx

in a bad mood >:(

purple As, in pic related,
lately things, they don't seem the same,
acting funny, but i don't know why,
'scuse me, while i wank this guy

>>214799753
'ped

>>214799802
yea i'd worry if i were you

>>214799723
Nah how can you be a man knowing you sucked a cock and got fucked by a bloke.

>>214799808
cheer up you miserable cunt :)

>>214799705
wee woo wee woo early alert

As a Scotsman, I only sees Scottish

>>214799836
Ask gingnonce

>>214799757
Could with my gills getting filled up with their Magdalene flavoured merde

>>214799808
sent you a message x

begging for attention
crying for it

get a life you tedious imbecile

>>214799753
faxxx

haven't seen a good post with an american or canadian flag in months, maybe years

>>214799832
Why, Lyon full of... you know....?

mitchell and webb were never that funny and only really good as mark and jez

peep show is ok

>>214799897
yea

i have just gone

UNE sucked a cock

>>214799929
never watched it

when youre an idiot, the same stupid joke never ceases to amuse you. not only that, but youre so easily entertained by idiotic repetition you honestly think everyone else is getting a laugh.

>>214799938
I'm from London luckily (or unluckily) so I'm well used to it

>>214799917
truth nuke

NEW
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>>214796355
>>214796355
>>214796355

Dancing to my tune

>>214799968
Everyone just wants you to leave mate nobody is laughing at your tragic molestation that fucked you in the head

>>214799976
Lyon is more known for the organised crime so a random would be fine
i'm sure you'll be fine, good grub over there

>>214799782
well that's the main appeal so maybe it's not for you hun