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Anonymous Finland No.214795991 [Report] >>214797024 >>214798295 >>214799673 >>214800446 >>214803708
>descendant of a gay love affair between Charlemagne and Vlad Tepes, both of which he portrayed during his career
>198 cm tall
>fought in the Winter War in Finland
>recorded two heavy metal albums
>starred in 266 movies
>taught Keith Moon to play the drums
>worked as a spy for the SAS during WW2
>climbed Mount Vesuvius 3 days before it erupted in 1949
>personally kicked adolf hitler in the nuts
>avid occultist
>taught directors he was working with cinematic techniques from the golden age of Hollywood
>directly inspired the character of James Bond
>acted in Old Vic, considered part of the old guard
>only actor in the LotR cast to have met Tolkien
>can see both ultraviolet and infrared light
>bench pressed two Peter Cushings at the same time
>smashed the Berlin Wall with nothing but a wrist mounted jackhammer
>taught Peter Jackson what the dying scream of a man stabbed to death sounds like, having actually stabbed a man to death before
>knighted twice, titles include both Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, and Commander of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem
>spoke 5 languages
>fought in the Vietnam war, the locals were frightened of him because they thought he was literally an actual vampire because they saw his Dracula movies
>witnessed the last guillotine execution in France
>taught Samuel L. Jackson fencing during the filming of Star Wars prequels
Has there ever been an actor who was a bigger chad than Sir Christopher Lee?
Anonymous Turkey No.214796325 [Report] >>214796598
i remember reading this on /tv/
Anonymous France No.214796421 [Report]
some of these claims are not like the others
Anonymous Finland No.214796598 [Report] >>214797282
>>214796325
shit wrong board. I meant to post this there. I've been gradually making up more exaggerated claims with a few more true statements sprinkled in between for some time now. if jannies see this then move this thread there
Anonymous Sweden No.214796885 [Report]
I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN
Anonymous France No.214797006 [Report]
that's what happens when you eat raw meat
Anonymous Finland No.214797024 [Report] >>214797186 >>214797523
>>214795991 (OP)
but that's sauronman from those magic ring films
Anonymous Finland No.214797186 [Report]
>>214797024
that's one of the true statements going in my next edition. "auditioned for Gandalf but Jackson considered that he was the only one who could convincingly play Saruman".
Anonymous Turkey No.214797282 [Report] >>214797817
>>214796598
lol
Anonymous United States No.214797523 [Report]
>>214797024
Nah its Dracula from the star wars movie o algo. He fought the ottomans at geonosis o algo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214797764 [Report] >>214798225
https://youtu.be/mdrE32cyKC8?&t=60
;_;
Anonymous Finland No.214797817 [Report]
>>214797282
there's still 500 characters before I hit character limit, so a few lines to go. I think my coup de grace will be something about baron münchhausen
Anonymous Italy No.214798119 [Report]
He was half italian on his mother side btw
Anonymous Finland No.214798225 [Report] >>214799084
>>214797764
>In an interview included on the DVD release of The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959), Lee said of his friend Cushing's death:
>I don't want to sound gloomy, but at some point of your lives, every one of you will notice that you have in your life one person, one friend whom you love and care for very much. That person is so close to you that you are able to share some things only with him. For example, you can call that friend, and from the very first maniacal laugh or some other joke you will know who is at the other end of that line. We used to do that with him so often. And then when that person is gone, there will be nothing like that in your life ever again.[154]
damn...
Anonymous United States No.214798295 [Report] >>214798387
>>214795991 (OP)
>descendant of a gay love affair
I don't think that's how it works.
Anonymous Finland No.214798387 [Report] >>214798476
>>214798295
Anonymous United States No.214798476 [Report]
>>214798387
Oh. Kek, that's funny.
Anonymous Brazil No.214799084 [Report] >>214799205
>>214798225
>was listening to Jean by Descendents
>"now you're gone and i'm alone"
>my best friend's name is Jean
>he's been talking about wanting to die a lot
i need to talk to him
Anonymous Italy No.214799205 [Report] >>214799357
>>214799084
>>he's been talking about wanting to die a lot
Id start to worry
Anonymous Brazil No.214799357 [Report]
>>214799205
He's always like this to be honest, i hate he feels this way though, but he doesn't help himself..
Anonymous Lithuania No.214799673 [Report]
>>214795991 (OP)
>He was concerned that his financial insecurity in his chosen profession meant that she "deserved better" than being "pitched into the dishevelled world of an actor."
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous Italy No.214800446 [Report]
>>214795991 (OP)
if I had to make a list of all the good things in the LotR movies by Peter Jackson his performance would be at #1
Anonymous Italy No.214800967 [Report] >>214801215
btw he was most proud of his lead role in Jinnah
Anonymous France No.214801215 [Report]
>>214800967
damn never heard about this
Anonymous Canada No.214803708 [Report]
>>214795991 (OP)
>How could you descend from two men. Two men are barren.