Thread 214796355

Hieratic head of Ezra Pound edition

yep this is the thread

hello lads

this'll do, not using the whingey canadian's shite thread

>>214796460
Why not?

nth for the holodem

>>214796482
because you're snide and mean and not very nice and talk about boring shite all the time :(

right, decide on which thread we're using because I'd like to tell you guys what I just had for tea

This is it

Would you ever let a stranger use your toilet?

Just had a knock on the door from a policewoman asking to use the toilet. I nearly said no but I felt bad so let her in.

Would you ever let a stranger in to use your toilet/phone etc? I usually wouldn't trust a stranger unless maybe if it's the emergency services.

fuk u useless jantard

*enters thread*

>>214796617
he deleted the pony picture didnt he what more do you want from him

>>214796630
is this your boyfriend?

>>214796508
you're a liar
you're lying on the internet to make me angry

>>214796630
his posture in every photo looks so lifeless and mannequin-esque
bizarre

>>214796600
it was a covert operation, they've keeping an eye on incels like you

>>214796482
sick of you foreigners coming here and bullying innocent Brit lads

>>214796686
yh
and u cant stop me

>>214796670
leftypol, my son

This thread looks slightly less shit so I'll post in this one

>>214796732
jokes on you. i stole the question from 'eddit. id never let a pig in my house.

>>214796630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAgUYyosqVM

>>214796600
If they legit looked like a cop then yeah maybe I'd let them use the loo. I'd keep an eye on them though

>Spreading sludge is incentivised because it is the cheapest disposal method. “It would cost water companies a lot to get rid of it themselves,” said an Environment Agency (EA) officer, who asked to remain anonymous. “So they’re happy to give it to farmers cheaply or for free.”
>Forensic scientist and Pfas expert Dr Dave Megson said he was “amazed that this was happening”, having assumed it was only “a relatively minor practice” under strict controls.
Everyones worried except the one anon who believes that farmers don't do anything

forgot to get the steak out of the fridge
was going to have steak, potatoes, and salad
might just have mackerel instead

>>214796600
>Just had a knock on the door from a policewoman asking to use the toilet
sounds like a porn scenario

>>214796546
>>214796746
Fair enough desu

>>214795489
this is bait
>>214795565
this incel got baited

>>214796600
*pops a toothpick in my mouth*
You got a warrant officer?

>>214796778
oh my gosh what is pussy doing

>>214796600
Yeah but I don't think people should ask.
What if I had a camera in my bathroom because I recorded myself showering and shit for my voyeur themed onlyfans or whatever, now I've accidentally recorded a woman doing a poo
Not sure about phone, depends on who asks I guess

>>214796878
Both are the same dimwit poster so he got baited twice

>>214796781
oh this is an off topic post about current events which was supposed to be posted on /pol/ right? ok haha I get it now

battle of the /brit/s

>>214796600
live in a flat where they'd have 200 rooms to try before mine, so no

>>214796932
hot mom

>>214796932
chad

>>214796985
We're winning, right lads?

>>214796781
would very much appreciate having a sexual encounter with that lad's mother

>>214796932
He looks like Ebin, another 4chan incel

>>214796993
she'd get it

>>214797046
of course

We love the Pugh, don't we folks?

why's wikipedia being so gay and not putting his name on the article

>>214796781
>>214797077
prime hotwife material

>>214797090
wiki is run by in denial redditors

>>214797081
She looks like she stinks

>>214797081
Overacting even in a silent webm, go away and masturbate to your imaginary girlfriend incel

the ride 'X:\ No Way Out' at Thorpe Park was predictive programming :\

>>214797081
hard to watch films with her in without thinking about shagging her mouth
nice bum too

>>214797081
lewis is too chad, she can joke about the "ick" cause she'd jump on him in a sec. if I were sitting next to her, than the "ick" would be palpable

>>214797090
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Killing_of_Charlie_Kirk
Ask them, not us. Stop being a coward all your shut-in life.

the incel proclivity to cream their pants at mid women
strange isn't it

>>214797239
literally can't because the talk page is extended protected you sputtering mong

>>214797118
faxxx

>>214797240
vag is vag

>>214797239
>This page is currently under extended confirmed protection until September 17, 2025 at 23:02 UTC.
Extended confirmed protection prevents edits from all unregistered editors and registered users with fewer than 30 days tenure and 500 edits.
Retard.

more posts by british flags in this thread than the other /brit/

Come join me on Reddit

report from leftypol HQ: they have lost control of the narrative and have now switched off the lights and are lying on the floor

>>214797090
use russian wikipedia
unironically far better, has all the info on it

>>214797266
>>214797317
Two incels crying over nothing. Cannot wait for your kind to be rounded up and experimented on.
Jabbed in your eyes with syringes for the rest of your wotthless lives.

>>214797077
Imagine being that guy, pretty normal with a loving family, and throwing it all away so you can spend the rest of your life rotting in prison

>>214797425
he's getting the death penalty

>>214797425
Social media is driving people insane.

>>214797081
the only attractive brit rose x

reddit? more like POOit lol

>>214797425
he's has a grade 4.0 average too and was offered a scholarship at a university

>>214797416
sorry we're not all sados like you who spent their time editing wikipedia day in and day out

Haha! Mr. Bean cracks me up.

Reddit, Wikipedia and BlueSky using free speech to say things I can't stand it!! END FREE SPEECH!!!!

>>214797476
looks like a pile of dogshit

Jacky Grealish, take a bow son

>>214797525
Remember when you had a full off-meds autistic meltdown about Blue Sky Adam? lol

>>214797593
pep in the mud, $hitty won't finish higher than 3rd

>>214797081
wish she'd pugh in my mouth

boredom wank on the cards

>Reddit, Wikipedia and BlueSky
>BlueSky

reckon i could jump the grand canyon if needs be

For me it's Jenny Ryan , the chubby bird in blue on the euromillions advert and an industrial sized tub of baby oil.

grrr they not say the thing on Wikipedia and this is bad! but then they say the thing I not like on it too that's bad!!!!

>>214797691
JAV or hentai?

wtf
she looks a thousand fucking years old

scary how fast age happens sometimes you know

>>214797691
stopped doing these when i was 18, just felt like a loser really

>>214797731
the chaser?

>>214797753
she honestly doesn't look any different
freak

>>214797753
same as it ever was

>>214797778
oh be QUIET

two /brit/s
well cheeky arent we :PP

>>214797753
you tell them theresa

preacher's daughter x

Poo poo poo

well well rorke looks like the shooter was a right winger after all

Epstein

>>214797753
dante in dmc 12

>>214797831
Let's make it 100!

>>214797831
janny is a lib(ratarian)

>>214797090
innocent until proven guilty. but considering that leftypol has been vandalising the dead blokes page to justify him being murdered im surprised wiki hasnt closed down the ability to edit it.

>>214797753
that's just being white really

>>214797944
>innocent until proven guilty.
which is odd considering they have an article for ryan routh even though he hasn't been convicted

why are there two brits you mongs

>>214797944
Yep it bad they not put things on there and also bad they do put things on there
Free speech is bad when I don't like it

I have mental health issues, can I get my willy out on public transport?

>>214797894
almost certain the ONE quality thread that is being used in that video is the one i made at that time. i may be mistaken

the wanking men of /brit/

>>214798040
almost certain you were the ONE raped

>>214798040
Cease your arrogance

>>214797466
Either way that means the rest of his life in prison

>>214797468
Probably yes

>>214797489
Big if true

>>214797971
It's generally when they get charged with a crime and Tyler Robinson was only formally charged an hour ago

>>214797973
I'm not posting in the early new

>>214798052
the wankmen

Remember if you come last in a beauty contest you can always write for the guardian. Silver linings and all that

>>214798074
what even is this, the opening of a new taco bell?

the wanked biomass vs the wanking natives

>>214798074
The sad part is, as you can see from their clothes, they're all fans of this supermarket (Buc-ee's)
Reminds me of you lot and how you idolise Lidl and Aldi, some even go so far as to beg for discounts in return for advertising their low quality products

Accidentally watched WMBF and I’m liking it??

>>214797887
Epstein? Come on, who cares about that old rubbish that's got nothing to do with us. Can't you see we need to talk about US school shootings?

>>214798074
buccees. can only imagine what happens in these places restroom facilities. also, i tend to avoid crowds like this. would probably have an anxiety attack if i were thrown into the mix with this lot.

funfact: the biggest one of these is in my home state (in luling, texas)

luling

>>214798052
umm yes

>>214797081
oh aye

Omg hiiii

>>214798238
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>214798238
accidentally?

that Lucy Powell lass has got an intense case of neoliberal teeth, my word

>>214798342
She'd knock you spark out

>>214797971
>ryan routh
i dont know who that is

>>214798000
not sure what you are getting at

going to become a meal prep guy

don't feel too bad considering i was up until 2am gooning off

>>214798410
prep THIS
*throws curry powder in your face*

>>214798410
Hard to do really
You just can't easily cook five meals in one go. Better to find recipes that are quick to cook

morning brew makes me poo

>>214798510
earthquakes aren't great for ride quality, yamada-san

doing INSANE farts

leftypol on the ropes

>>214798342
she has the typical british teeth

>>214798410
destroys your relationship with food and turns you into a robot

>>214798622
the
r
ape
d

Joe Rogan and Charlie Sheen react to the Kirk shooting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzAk4kcFCQ

>relationship with food
oh my DAYS do americans really do this?

>>214798694
w i n n i n g

got fat dog on

>>214798694
okay but what's Charlie Veitch's take on it?

>>214798694
was just wondering what two people with brain damage think of this whole think

>>214798694
look at charlie pretending to be human

>>214798569
Same, coffee makes me shit a lot more, but I like coffee too much to stop drinking it

>>214798644
i already hate food

>>214798779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuMsn42JP0

>>214798694
prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9xWhcZufyA

>>214798694
Remember when Charlie Sheen made a personal appeal to Chris Dorner because he said he liked him in his manifesto lmao

Egg shaped penis

We Lost Everything...
We Had To Pay The Price...

sucking an egg

delroy lindo

>>214798622
can you fuck off you are zedbulge levels of bad

>>214798975
Is that Sam Hyde?

>>214798942
kino actor

Has anyone reached out to Charlie Dimmock for her opinion on current events

GEEKAY VS DIGNITAS WHAT A FUCKING SERIES
JOYO AND OALY POPPED OFF

But EU isn't looking so strong this tournament. Vitality sent home. 2 former EU champs sent home.
COME ON EU
FUCK NA

PissShow haha

I Can`t
believe it ..

Pawn Stars Rick
Is In prison

for

Life !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFGLAVWww5c

FREE RICK !!

>>214799345
I can imagine what the sign is for Caught By The Fuzz

janny just doesn't give a fuck anymore eh

>>214799345
she'd get it

>>214799596
T
H
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R

A

P

E

D

>>214799345
gwarn lass

my wife's son just said his first word

>>214799866
was it "daddy"?

>>214799345
>Salary: £178,000 per annum
Thank you licence fee payers

so, this is the old new

burger obsession with guns is super weird and creepy, it really is uncanny, looking at pics from the shooter's family and there's pics of their children holding machine guns and shit, like wtf

>>214799892
>>214799968
you were raped and nobody likes you lol

bello :D

Well this thread isn't as good as the other one but oh well

>>214800035
sovl

Little lamb that you are
Now you've wandered too far
And you can't find your car

Getting sissy hypnotised

>>214800039
everyone knows youre peeking

OH MY GOD
I WAS PLAYING LUCY WHEN I SHOULD'VE PLAYED GOD
LOOKING TO THE LEFT
SHOULD'VE BEEN RIGHT
ONLY LUCY GONNA HOLD ME TIGHT

>>214800053
rello 8)

asian children

>>214799345
Need her to make retarded mumbling moans as she drops her fish flakes right across my gaping bowl

ropebunny

sucking a biltong

anyway, free lucy letby

>>214800099
um

>>214796600
I'd be checking your toilet for wiretapping mate.

would you have turned in your own son?

microphone check one-two

>>214800152
what about her?

>>214800232
i'd have helped them kill the fash

have got 7 children with 4 different mothers, 3 of them are also my children

in tesco car park earlier crossing the road to walk to carberg and some fat gammon sort zoomed around corner, came to a halt when he saw me, then just sat there honking his horn for about 30 seconds as if i'd just wandered out into a motorway and he wasn't the one doing 30mph around a blind corner in a car park

stopped next to me and told me to watch where i'm going, told him to fuck off and he just looked at me then zoomed off. was genuinely considering following him and doing some wogshit like smashing his car or letting air out of his tyres

>educated at the Eton College, and the University of Oxford
>speaks eleven languages
>his father was Chief of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6)
Something suspicious with this bloke

>>214800232
Yes if he confessed to me that he did it. Don't want to be an accessory you see.

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

got the kool keith on

>>214800323
word

The bergs going on holiday in several hours. I'll be in the house alone. Could be shagging if I knew any women. A house to myself. No plans. Just another week.

>>214800323
spaghetti out the window
people acting dumb

>>214800354
didnt ask
dont know why youd post this on the internet

>>214800301
>

>>214800354
just another wank :)

I smoke because it gives me peace of mind

>>214800354
can do massive naked wanks in the living room though

>>214800314
Don't Blame Me, Blame Society

>>214800354
pop your mum's bra and knickers on and prance about

>>214800354
same old same old

any osrs man in? doing corrupted gauntlet rn

>>214800323
insanely based

>>214800354
invite slags over and shag them

>>214800397
just want you to know that everyone thinks you smell like shit, they just don't tell you

>>214800301
know 2 lads who went to eton and there's really nothing remarkable about them or that school

>>214800354
screaming just got drunker and wanked more than usual when this were me

rest now brother, we have the watch and I’ll see you in Valhalla

I hit the griddy then get busy

>>214800354
Hire an escort

>>214800232
Only if he puts a dress and a wig on

>>214800448
if this is from a game it's from a game i dont know

contemplating a curry order

>>214800455
already got a car mate

>>214800448
shit was so kash

>>214800443
That sounds like what you’d say if you were covering for them.
Nothing to see here

>>214800444
first time it happened for me i ordered a trainer set of arse plugs from love honey and remember going on cam on a gay site and shoving them up my arse in increments while a bender on a cruise ship wanked to my exploration

What if instead of being Arnold Schwarzenegger his name was Arnold gamblingnegger and instead of saying get to the chopper he said get to the casino and go all in on red

>>214800472
don't

>>214800496
tuck your collar in you freakish cunt

>>214800496
why does he look like this, i can't watch any of this guy's interviews cuz he creeps me out

>>214800543
why does he look liek this

>>214800496
funny reference as his wife is actually called shoshanna lel

>>214800548
scruffy bugger ain't he

>>214800491
one is the most boring doctor you'll ever meet but completely unremarkable otherwise, the posts on 4chan and is obsessed with chicken memes and autistic 15 year old humour and works in a bang average marketing job

it's a guess
no idea
it's a feeeeeeeling

might replay some cod:mw kino

dodgy lot in here, might spend the night on /britfeel/

>>214800519
mc tranquilityan lost

My newly purchased first home

rorke baited by the gyaldem

>>214800433
I don't know or speak to any women so that wouldn't happen that fast

just called someone a nigger in LoL and got a temp ban

Asian

Big Boobs

Blondes

Brunettes

Ebony

Girls with Tattoos

Latinas

Long Hair

Medium Boobs

Natural Breasts

Redheads

>>214800609
Least tacky paki box

>>214800232
nah

>>214800448
SCREAMING

fucked it

on the cans (of coke) (also just the one can)

eating a crisp sandwich

>>214800627
This isn’t a paki box, clearly you dont know what that means

>>214800609
how the fuck does this get planning permission then?

>>214800626
Cronem shopping list

>>214800660
bit late for a coke for me the caffeine would keep me up. I'm having a sugar-free orange cordial

>>214800660
>>214800665
it's getting litty in here

love sniping games where i can larp as an elite sniper person

>>214800609
that shit is actually 3 houses too
monstrous

>>214800609
Is that not the train station?

>>214800684
caffeine makes me sleepy

on the bottle (of pepsi (i got it with my tesco meal deal that i had for dinner))

>>214800572
the more you know

where would you find a woman to have sex with in the space of two days?

>>214800690
fucking love sniper elite v for this kinda snipeage
gets my cock hard thinking about some of my snipes

>>214800690
based

>>214800681
You sound hungry, maybe you should have a Snickers?

>>214800609
Looks like the scream mask

>>214800723
nightclubs

so was the kirkiller an actual tranny antifa type or CIA or one of them accelerationist people who want to provoke a civil war

just uncrosssed my legs and got a whiff from my never regions

>>214800770
He was someone who had nothing to do with british culture.

Doing a little poll me. Do you love poo?

>>214800770
run of the mill crazy loser

bulbousdem engaging in heinous acts right now

FROOOOOG BAAASEBALLLLLLLL

*steals your sunshine*

>>214800801
Eating poo = unlimited food glitch

>>214800824
lol

bulbasaur engaging in pokemonious acts right now

Why is it illegal to kill the prime minister?

>>214800824
lool

great innings of cricket

>>214800770
groyper chud

>>214800770
his family is made of rorkes actually

>>214800828
the sun ain't gonna shine any mo

>>214800851
not sure it is

>>214800810
Why do you keep up the charade when everyone knows you're just a mentally ill closeted homosexual with an interracial fetish?

im a skeleton

>>214800851
woke

Oh yeah the fucking house backs up against the railway too. Kek

>>214800893
>>214800893
>>214800893

>>214800901
>>214800901
>>214800901
New

>>214800885
spooky

fucking clowns

few more shots of vodka and I'll be posting my cock in /brit/

>>214800878
thats just you

>>214800942
post your balls and taint too x

>>214800957
What is me?

DOING A MASSIVE...

>>214800609
cant tell if thats a train station or not