Thread 214802834

Janine Butcher edition

>>214802834 (OP)
My looks match, now snatched away by the times we are in

>>214802872
This is my looks match.

watching elder scrolls lore videos

hungrily suckling at the teat of /brit/

Ban crosses. Ban hijabs. Ban religion.

When will England rise up

>>214802909
Based x

>>214802922
*prods you back into the sauna

feel like you have to be clinically retarded to get phished on a tor marketplace

>>214802872
It's for the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KR2p8LaEO0

who here mount and blade warband

>>214802909
any hopes for the next one?

>>214802970
yeah or high on drugs

cookingwithtubz

>>214802998
mostly the former though

That Tyler fella looks like a bit of a mong.

>>214802909
I remember spending most of my days just watching fudget muppet videos

my head hurts

nth for the gyaldem

>>214802973
based

>>214802992
not really

>>214802998
ktim

>>214802896
why does it look like one of the white chicks

Bought drugs online while off my absolute face many times, it's really not an excuse

>>214802965
Did you know Hitler was Australian

>>214802973
Fun game.

Enzo or Caicedo

>22 vigor
omds CC

She beat Fire Giant last stream

doesn't it just

>>214803043
yea starfield being what it is... they'll never top skyrim

>>214803095
neither rentboy

I don't like it but I'll have to go along with it

I'll never forget when that one /brit/ anon said 'charlie kirk dead'

>>214803035
which of the gyaldem has taken the most creampies

>>214803095
Caicedo

>>214803107

get the fucking hs2 sorted

>>214803141
Then who was phone

>>214803141
Can't have been that long ago.

>>214803095
enzo, always

>>214803115
i'd be okay with them not topping skyrim if they just released a good game
like a good tes game would be lovely
not starfield on nirn

>>214803168
the bottom line is nobody cares about the north

>>214802834 (OP)
She’d make a great cuckoldress

mad how you can trace almost all of society's problems back to the invention of female contraception

>>214803204
oh fuck off you dickhead

Gyaldem freak is one of the biggest spastics in here and he doesn't get enough hate

>>214803141
still cant believe they took are chazz

>>214803211
That’s not very nice is it

>>214803201
That's good of you mate
You going to pass this along to Bethesda?

Ha!
Golden, golden, golden as I open my eyes
Hold it, focus, hoping, take me back to the light
I know you were way too bright for me
I'm hopeless, broken, so you wait for me in the sky
Brown my skin just right
You're so golden
You're so golden
I'm out of my head, and I know that you're scared
Because hearts get broken
I don't wanna be alone
I don't wanna be alone when it ends
Don't wanna let you know
I don't wanna be alone
But I, I can feel it take a hold (I can feel it take a hold)
I can feel you take control (I can feel you take control)
Of who I am, and all I've ever known
Lovin' is the antidote
Golden
You're so golden
I don't wanna be alone
You're so golden
You're so golden
I'm out of my head, and I know that you're scared
Because hearts get broken
I know that you're scared because I'm so open
You're so golden
I don't wanna be alone
You're so golden
You're so golden
You're so golden
I'm out of my head, and I know that you're scared
Because hearts get broken

>>214803212
hes not frequent enough to be obnoxious and im not gay enough to hate someone for occasionally posting pictures of women

not really sure about /brit/

>>214803142
Dessy cause she's the oldest and makes content with her lad

>>214803255
i passed it along to them by buying skyrim three times and buying starfield not once

>>214803278
Give it a chance.

>>214803278
are you new to /brit/?

>>214803282
didnt realise they made actual porn

>>214803282
Which one would make the best cuckoldress?

remember that religious fella what used to post on Fridays

see it
say it
sorted

>>214803367
yea, said he looked like some painter

>>214802834 (OP)
Vile gremlin
KILLER OF BARRY!

>>214803377
you on the train?

got a massive boner. might wank it away then take my crazy medication as that stops me having a boner 24/7

BREAKING: PAUL MERTON HAS LEFT HIGNFY

I wish I were Samus Aran

>>214803333
yea its my first day
juts dont get it really, its like everyones speaking in code

fk I need a girlfrind

Showertoil DONE
Now, lads, I already had medium dinner since of the chips

So who else will join me for the lovely fucking BIG cans?

I'm AI

>>214803422
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML-0HItxR9Q

got the Pantera - This Love on

>>214803459
What about a boyfrind?

anyone playing silksong

>>214803337
me on a Monday morning

>>214803506
nah I'm heterosexual

I can't watch any new anime. It's all shite.

I think a genre of media does everything it can then it dies. Like rock, types of films.

Porn seems to have a staying effect perhaps because it isn't about entertainment its more akin to substance abuse. And there's always worse shit out there to watch.

>>214803425
it's over (if you're telling the truth)

>>214803506
i'm playing Clair Obscur; expedition 33, the GOTY of the year

>>214803496
nh... very few guys are hot

>>214803367
I miss danno

BREAKING: THE WILLY NEEDS WANKING

>>214803425
*disapproving look*

>>214803532
Think I'm coming around on birds who aren't fat

just dranken a litre of water but might get some more booze fuck

>>214803587
Is that so?

>>214803413
...yh

bowl of rice pudding straight down the hatch

>>214803367
lonelyindoors or summat

>>214803506
Redditslop

>>214803556
get on that new city the animation
brilliant minds behind that, and the passion is palpable
genuinely the best anime in donkeys

don't think i ever shipped Tali
tempted on this run

>>214803445
yeah it's a bit like that for the first few weeks, there's a weird group dialect here and we have bizzaros like >>214803464
but after some time you start speaking like everyone else and get addicted
I would recommend that you don't use /brit/ because it's a huge waste of time (and might even make you weird)
I like it because it feels like I have lots of friends but obviously that's parasocial and quite problematic

>>214803425
Good. They should get rid of Hislop too. Sick of being lectured by Champagne Socialist Eton Tarqs.

>>214803659
>he thinks Canslad didn't invent Canslad posting
Ah can, have a lad.

'a family member outed him'
Mulling over why that's often the narrative. Suppose it keeps as little people involved as possible. Obviously law enforcement officials etc were never going to find this guy hiding out or something. Because he didn't do it and law enforcement officials aren't necessarily in on it.

took 5 (fucking) hours (5 hours!) to finish the Pokemon Go battle league games today
also this is what shiny pidgeott looks like when its mega evolved

>>214803556
im watching osomatsu and panty and stocking it’s quite good

>>214803679
>3 dot velo
delicate girl x

>>214803621
You what?

>>214802909
>elder scrolls
just realised I read your post wrong, CC's stream on the mind

>>214802952
*

>>214803335
Dessy makes tiktok vids with her lad aha. I dunno about her OF I've never checked her leaks

Puppiwi is the lewdest gyaldem on that end afaik. she's got a blowy vid out there

>>214803363
Emmy cause her lad's a chad

https://x.com/sinatraa

>>214803727
Fuck off mousenonce

>>214803679
your sisters fit

>>214803425
Is it a dolphin in a bath tub??

my feet don't smell very nice and i'm too lazy rn to have a shower

this is what life has come to

is it over yet? can we go back to /brit/?

this thread has been sub-optimal

>>214803738
For me, it's a 5 dot pablo

this is what shiny pidgeott looks like when its mega evolved
>>214803747
your sisters fit cor

digestives?
don't mind if I do

scranning my own arse

>>214803903
them bountys turned you white... brother was it worth it

>>214803786
>>214803854
huh
>>214803738
>delicate girl x
Hmm

Sniggers

>>214803903
LOL! you know he has the s baton too
timmy's is the size of that snickers
no wonder katy rolls with the cronem now

always a pleasure, never a chore

>>214803966
s

>>214803556
lots of it is good it's just saturated atm so you've got to dig a bit

>>214803821
Sorry about that mate, I've been distracted. Here's a picture of a fat American lass at a reddit meetup which has been badly altered in paint to make up for it.

pooseal lmao

>>214803780
you leave him the fuck alone you cretin

charlie kirk was obviously killed by israel or trump not some leftypol spastic. gonna be quite amusing to watch the blue haired troons get pressed tho

5 hours is a bit of a chore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L8ij02Df2w
reminiscing on the good times. can't believe it's all over.

>>214803679
mental body
any more of her?

Ever applied Sunscreen to a girl's back?

>>214803659
how did you find out about /brit/

>>214804069
No I'm an incel you see

>>214804037
cute pic of you and your mom

>>214803445
it's literally just a bunch of retards blowing off steam and a few legitimate schizos, don't think too deeply about it

>>214804069
no but i've sucked on a massive pair of tits

>>214804069
applied my spunk to a girls arse, back and hair a few times

What is the appropriate reaction when you see a girl like this?

>>214804050
It was a leftist

>>214804086
I'm a 2016 tourist

>>214804069
only my cousin

>>214804134
the appropriate reaction is to get a boner

>>214804134
why is she sitting next to biomass

>>214804122
How massive?

>>214803556
dandadan?

PHWOAR

Imagine getting turned into the police by your own father for a charge you’ll face the death penalty for lol.

used to watch hignfy in the bath sometimes

>>214804134
say "right, well, goodbye then" and just walk away

right. wank and anime o'clock, but first a piss and some snackies

>>214804182
colossal
she wasn't even chubby or anything

>>214804134
[while bobbing my head rhythmically]
u bloodi ged her raped

>>214804134
corrr

[while bobbing my head rhythmically]
they dont want me seeing in a fuckin mansion

been browsing sanctioned suicide. sodium nitrate seems to be the way just need to find out where to buy it

>>214804050
If he were killed by Israel they'd just have carpet bombed the entire event

>>214804295
didn't that site get taken down

>>214804295
now why would you want to do that?

Should girls really stop wearing bras in public?

>>214804324
They probably wouldn't unless he was speaking at a hospital or orphanage.

Just because you’re a MENSA confirmed genius doesn’t mean you aren’t a complete blithering idiot.

>>214804346
are you from the 1970s?

>>214804346
ye i love pokies x

>>214804328
heathermong was the sanction suicide poster, anon is roleplaying

>>214803445
we are an international nonce network
our code words are '-2', 'm2', '3 pm' and '5 pm'
(not me though, I am not a nonce)

>>214804295
kek at how the internet convinced depressed mongs to pickle themselves to death

>>214804346
if a guy did a bit like this then he would get called cringe

Der Untergang, a play in Five Parts

>>214804346
Inked up whore

>>214804396
good
those who really mean it usually don't tell anyone
knew a guy who set himself on fire in his own car, grim stuff

>>214804430
So sad

>>214804326
no but i think they banned uk posters

>>214803445
FONC

>>214804470
why did he do that

Should girls really smoke?

time for bed bed

>>214804430
I'm sure he fit some proper hunting in there somewhere
It was a quick, effective kill by someone who knew how to down a buck

>>214804507
looks like a generic russian slag you see in thailand riddled with sti's

>>214804503
don't know
rumours are depression or his wife cucked him

>>214804229
You've lived my dream
Hope you're happy

>>214804430
this is such a sad image
I'm the exact same and could have ended up the same
well maybe I only ended up slightly better

>>214804501
was just joking haha it's not really my first day x

>>214804545
Don't talk about Malla like that!

>>214804134
activate rape mode

>>214804565
guarantee i'm sadder than any of you lot
life is not all about sex
i'm still an unlovable freak

Shan’t be watching TROON: Arse, as I don’t like Jared Leto or IP movies.

>>214804576
Yeah if I do have children (unlikely at this rate) they will not be allowed to use the internet unsupervised it's an incel pipeline

porch monkey

things I find EXTREMELY weird:

-netanyahu's almost immediate 'heartfelt' twitter posts . Reeks of contrived attempt at cover-up.
-trump being the first person in the world to report on this death. Why?
-'the shooter' being a Googly-eyed neek from a discord, somehow pulling off such a professional execution

>>214804638
most honest leftypops

>>214804620
>boohoo i had colossal tits in my face :'(
fuck off

Why do drugs when you can do /brit/

lads what do you think to my plan

im gonna start a youtube channel and post a vlog every 3 days, the plot twist you ask? my first vlog is going to be me calling the king of thailand a pedophile and documenting myself for 3 weeks evading the thai police

Do you have traditional girls in Britain too?

Although Kirk was a staunch defender of Israel, he also shared some critical views of the Israeli government. Shortly after the October 7 attacks on Israel in 2023, Kirk had promoted a conspiracy theory alleging the Israeli government knew that Hamas was going to launch the attack, and that Netanyahu allowed it to go ahead as part of a plan to remain in power.[179] Shortly before his death, he suggested that Jeffrey Epstein was an Israeli intelligence agent.[176]

i have almost zero ambition

>>214804638
This is actually funny 2bf
At least he's honest

>>214804638
wonder what he thinks about pakis and islam...

>>214804669
kirk was becoming critical of israel and it’s a nice distraction for trump from the epstein shit

learned wing chun in china

>>214804733
ktim

>>214804724
>Robert Maxwell
He got all fat and stole our pensions

>>214804724
Saw a video of a guy asking him to debate him but kirk told asked him why should he debate him when he just debated the senator

>>214804720
obviously

>>214804774
oh yea? *kicks you in the balls*

>>214804699
Rattled that normie

>>214804699
wdym?

learned chun li in china

>>214804638
Diego would've loved this.

time to drift off to sleep thinking about the toilfu, night lads x

>>214804699
done him
normies over the country in shambles

anyone else ever read random old threads from like 2017 in the 'chives

mad how different the threads were

>>214804768
so true
two birds with one stone as it were

>>214804630
The original was cool because it was crap but imaginative crap, from a period when Disney were making that kind of stuff
The Daft Punk one was an overwrought CGI pile of arse that couldn't justify its existence as a sequel
This one looks like more of the same and I'd rather keep my pleasant 1980s rotoscope memories

>>214804809
Do they also pierce their nipples?

>>214804774
i read about that it looks more like it's a form of dancing rather than fighting honestly

>>214804853
the bwc dance

>>214804882
good night mate xx

Just having a little think about the old days
Is that alright with you is it, yeah?

I am Rorke. No I am. No I am Rorke *everyone stands up in unisons and starts chanting* I am Rorke. I am Rorke.

dunno who this person is everyone keeps talking about because I'm not some twitter mong /pol/fag

remember that time the bradleyposter (singular) met his hero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc&ab_channel=Dr.Toenails

>>214804953
slit your wrists spaki you virgin freak

>remember that time
>remember when
>remember
No.

>>214804970
very cool
thanks for sharing that
:)

>>214804970
wow really ur so unique and cool

>>214804638
/brit/ will now start licking this bloke's arse hole

tried to put my mum on a good series, just went down and she’s got it on but she’s on fucking Facebook. Guarantee tomorrrow she’ll says it’s shit when she’s not even watching

Left or Right, which way, British man?

>>214805036
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation

get the um posters fucking wanked the fuck off

kek

>>214805076
right but left would get it equally as hard

Hmm

>>214805048
can't see why you think it's a matter uniqueness

>>214804733
Ktim

>>214805101
what the UM

>>214804935
actually I think Conan did it first

>>214804976
he got ABSOLUTELY done

YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FAP? IMPOSSIBLE.
EVEN WHEN YOU POST I KEEP MY FULL NUT INTACT

there are caves in appalachia that are older than the earth itself

>>214805130
tell me more im really interested

>>214805076
left

England just gave South Africa a right clackering

I miss Charles Kirk so fucking much lads I have nothing to watch on YouTube anymore

my brother asked to borrow my car I said no problem. out of curiosity I checked the car app on my phone and he’s parked in the car park for a nature reserve near us.

Is there any other reason he’d be there other than shagging some bird in my car?

>>214805172
Mental that.

/brit/ is where I get all of my laughs from, my cries from, my news from, my wank material from.

>>214805172
no, there isn't

>>214805172
No there aren't, be quiet

right that's the DS snapped in half
fucking hitting myself in confusion 4 times in a row are you mental

he wants us to pick the troon with the black velvet doesn't he

A philosophy will lead its people to victory only if it unites the most courageous and energetic elements of its epoch and its people in its ranks, and puts them into the solid forms of a fighting organization
Warriors of the pen, drawing room heros, and literally asthethes have never ushered in a world changing historical event
Only the man who can marshall a community of men who can fight, sacrifice, and give all of their energies to a idea or philosophy can bring about a world changing revolution

>>214805198
getting shagged by a man

>>214805198
he's dumping the bodies

>>214805130
you’re so cool and cultured for not following this huge news that normies are talking about en masse mate. you’re not some weird /pol/ freak you just use /brit/ which is completely normal p

>>214805195
Metatron

>>214805195
Don’t worry Candace Owens has already said she’s going to get to the bottom of it and she doesn’t believe Netanyahu for one second

>>214805224
not worth breaking someting over
just stop playing for a bit if the game is being bullshit

>>214805195
He's got a Prove Me Wrong table setup in Heaven now, but probably wishing he was sent to Hell so he could get some debates going

>>214805198
could be shagging some other kind of animal in your car

>>214805174
oh you know what's really funny and interesting?

if i donate 2 more subs to this vtuber i'll be the top donator for the month

>>214805222
russians are taking this from us

>>214805195
really? I'd never heard of him

'ee can't wait for me tea tomorra
Pint o' Bovril with pie, chips and peas

Alcohol is so shite dont even like it anymore

Gruuuuuuuuuu hewwo woowiee

>white gen z boy shoots a white millennial
>conservative amerigolems run up and down the street yelling white man fight back
Can’t make this shit up

which one of you pygmies is playing Fragpunk with the voice chat on while chatting in discord

>>214805261
>Candace Owens
Welsh women btw

>>214805270
haha yeah well I was just taking the piss really i've just switched pokemon instead

why are whites so good at shooting

normies at work think im mental for taking my dog out on a run in the woods after i finish work (11pm), simply don't understand why would the woods be any more dangerous at night than in the day time? all just psychological init

>>214805315
seriously hope this is ironic
if not i might have to start advocating australian genocide

>>214805359
who gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!

why are whites so good at everything

>>214802834 (OP)
fancied the arse off her growing up

>>214805349
nocturnal predators such as bears and owls

White man fight back

just watched some Twitter video of him with sad music on it.
why do I feel proper sad for a bloke I didn’t even know or care about until a couple days ago

>>214805349
The horror movies they've watched scared them away from nature

my willy is 3 inches flacid

my willy is 1000000 inches

thats everything I had to Pokemon Go do done today
I got another (#4) shiny rubber ring psyduck with the dail incense

>>214805343
VIP VIP VREEP VIP VIP

>>214805384
ah yes the infamous wild nocturnal predators lurking in the peak district

>>214805307
find drinking so fucking boring without ket anymore

>>214805349
it’s just weird anyway.
Why you going for a run at 11pm you’re not David goggins
Why are you taking your dog out at 11pm you’re gonna fuck up his sleep cycle

>>214805395
Don't bother seeking him out to cheer him up with a blowjob or anything
Just spam about it here

>>214805395
cause youre a brainless yankified goyslave golem

>>214805359
would just be adding to a long list wouldn't you rorkey

Alright, last picture

>>214805444
won't be saying that when you're eaten alive

>>214805410
I dont think mine is even that but its really just been hanging recently

america's a gta server on god

>>214805463
He’s dead though

>>214805498
i have a small penis

>>214805349
was going to say more risky if you're a woman but a woman probably wouldn't do that to begin with so

how do you see anything do you have one of those headlight things?

>>214805456
dogs don't have sleep cycles

psyops always work

womens football is popular now

>>214805505
Slim down dog on god no cap dog

>>214805456
whys it weird? i take him out before work and after work, he's a big lad and needs 2 good runs every day and the time he spends inbetween sleeping and licking his balls

>>214805545
damb

>>214805483
*punches your throat in*

>>214805561
frfr

normoid freaks be walking their dogs ahah

it’s holden i can tell by how completely retarded the posts are

11pm

friday night

time to walk the dog

after i post on /brit/

H O L D E N
O
L
D
E
N

holden these testicules

>>214805549
reckon technically its probably also safer for women since you're less likely to come across anyone, tbf in an entire week i might see 1 or 2 people in the woods at night

>>214805581
*it bounces off of my adamantine adam's apple and I simply smile and gloat as you shake your hand in pain*

what a legend holden was need to put him in the brit pantheon right next to 190

>>214805613
Its 10, 2208

spermatozoa

>>214805662
>adamantine
not a thing

>>214805699
basd

>>214805674
for me emmett and 190 are the greatest of all time

the last /brit/

Holden speaks
It's time to listen

It's UTV's stalker I can see the aston villa in his posts

ya goof

oh my god Sancho has died !

>>214805785
>>214805785
>>214805785

i think the jews did it, of course. but i sort of want to see the trannies celebrating it get aired out by mad chuds

OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH
ASMIOAJSPS ASDASDAS FASDAS ASDASDASD
IT'S KANE

>>214805660
but it's safer if there are other people around or there's a corner store you can pop into if there's a weirdo around

lack of people is the least safe or at least that's how it feels. and if you take the dog out to the woods at the same time every night someone could easily target you