Thread 214805785

lizard

>>214805785 (OP)
thats a lizard that is

Drinking the cans lovely cans

NOOO SANCHO

screaming
https://youtu.be/nmmjtrJj2tc

remember all to report the Belgium flags posts tomorrow and the n ext day (and so on)

>>214805818
yes
do you like lizards?

next house valuation is in 3 days. Will it increase from it's current estimated value of 180k?

Wonder how long until we start seeing footage of people urinating on his grave. There will probably be a line of people waiting for their turn.

Last Night of the Proms tomorrow so. We can watch that together

Wow look at how many mates I’ve got

>>214805856
yes they have cute eyes

>>214805890
yes I think so too
I like lizards very much

PJW WHERE ARE YOU?!?

>>214805833
I was only messin ahaha it’s not actually dead

why did he do it

drinking and listening to a bit of synthwave

>>214805928
(You)s

LIZARD
WIZARD

LMAO HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE EVEN REAL WORDS KEKEKEKEKEKEK YES THAT IS A LIZARD LMAOOOOO

>>214805921
Imagine his shock

@grok is poo seal affiliated to the israeli mossad

Aristole believed that virtue was the mean between two vices. Bravery is a virtue. Too little bravery makes a man a coward. Too much makes him reckless. Thus, bravery is the mean between cowardice and recklessness. Not to cold, not to hot, just right.

bedtime in 15 minutes for me

thread is so fast i always end up posting a reply in the dead thread like a mong

>>214805877
protonmail is such an "ick"

gordon ramsays burger is like £12 in burger king
fuck offffff

>>214805877
SCREAMING

utter obliteration

>>214805964
what kind?

the israeli poossad

PETRO DRACONIC APOCALYPSE

>>214806007
aristotle also covered towel boys with olive oil and fucked them anal style

>>214806047
Well it costs a lot to get him in to cook it he's not exactly going to do it for free is he?

>>214806005
poo seal is a mossad plant. poo dog on the other hand is free and has no agenda

>>214805877

ngl this literally is the average male's social life here only thing missing is maybe a lads group text notification or a miserable gf text

>>214806055
most boring sport ever conceived

sexo horsecocks

>>214806122
Counterpoint: golf exists

>>214806124
MODS

>>214806134
golf is comfy fuck off

Tomorrow we will storm the gates and liberate our icon Sir John Honey

FREEDOMMMMMMMMM

>>214806122
yeah?
*sparks you clean the fuck out*

>>214806145
get a grip loser

>>214806160
*explodes into thousands of shards*

why do zoomer girls wear those baggy jeans and cargos but the butt area is still cut tight and you can see their whole arse outline in them

like these for example

>>214806146
the honey must flow

>>214806172
well thats a fundamental part of the game

>>214805865
that would be very foolhardy given the circumstances

>>214806160
he's right

>>214806146
'Honey' must be the minciest surname of all time

>>214806193
because they are whores

Never forgotten 9/11

>>214806206
this guy is based

>>214806208
owned that omnigeriatric

>>214806228
reminds me of that tragedy

fucking sick to death of this bastard am*Ricoon making editionless edishes

>>214806230
yea, he thinks cricket is the most boring sport in the world

>>214806124
u crazy for this

>>214806228
What happened on November 9th?

hello my literal enemies

>>214806134
Golf doesn’t have Indians so instantly makes it better than cricket

>>214806090
that's a nice dog

Golf seems like a pleasant enough activity to do
Scooting around a manicured garden, talking shit with your mates, and occasionally hitting a small ball with a big stick and making a satisfying noise
But golf as a spectator sport- why?

>>214806250
you mean the new york mining disaster 1941

Like these
super baggy
but the arse is tight

Can't think of anything more boring than skydiving

Oh wow I'm literally just falling for a really long time

Friday the Thirteenth 0_o

you can plug a hole in a spaceship with your finger but if you get a hole in your deep sea vessel you get exploded like those subarine guys

>>214806228
Never forget what they did

my dad was born on 11th september
but he doesn't give a shit about New Yorkers LOL

>>214806206
>that's it mate, on your way. there's a good lad

ive got lots of mates but they always hang out without me. i think they just talk to me occasionally because they feel bad for me but actually hanging out with me is a step too far

>listening to Indian video on category theory
>yes as you can see if you reverse arrows on the equalizer you get co-equalizer

Amazing.

Thoughts about autistic weeb gamer girls that like to cosplay?

>>214806337
you know why

>>214806337
i dont know okay

>>214806193
>>214806337
because they're cute and because of nostalgia for the late 90s / early 2000s

>>214806311
hope for a spectacular shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6E7L7XeKA

>>214806228
>9/11
Remember remember the 9th of November

I found out they are called bum lift jeans/pants

but why do they need to be baggy if the point is still to show off the arse

>>214806403
these are far from autistic weeb gamer girls. they're girls who like attention and the aesthetic of autist weeb shit. they're tolerated because they're hot but they really represent the normiefication of autistic weeb circles

Ada Wong Sex Arse!!

saw a webm of a girl who looked like the norf fc meme

>why do girls wear things that show off their x or y
no idea mate maybe ask sherlock

>>214806403
magical
as in they don't exist

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

>>214806346
*caves your head in a la OceanGate*

>>214806464
ava thats not normal

might go out mincing with the rorkes tomorrow x

shergrok holmes

>>214806346
I reckon if you could put your finger in the hole fast enough though you could survive the deep sea scenario

done a wank

>>214806470
>sad little incel hates his life and refuses to believe a femcel just living her best life is a thing that exists

>>214806411
Always refused to click on these but I'm in a good mood tonight so thought I'd indulge you for once. I have to say I'm offended that you though this would be acceptable for the /brit/ lads to listen to.

>>214806546
Anyone translate this terminally online nonsense?

Lost a couple of distant relatives in 9/11 I did

>>214806546
femcels were debunked in 2019

Did the white pixel travel closer to the flag than it usually does

>>214806559
i don't think about you at all

>>214806570
nothing of worth, ignore it
like everything from canada

be a dear and grab me some bath bombs and bubble bars at the protest tomorrow?

>>214806559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99vzGxdNgko

>>214806584
19 cousins

every bladee song is the best beat youve ever herad with some retarded swedish guy singing ruining it

>>214806570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91hNV6vuBY

No. Not interrupting my synthwave any more.

>>214806612
OK Canada! whatever the fuck a bubble bar is

mumberg came into my room at 9PM to wake me up so that I can "sleep properly tonight."
Now I'm lying in bed unable to sleep because some daft bint woke me up 2 hours into what could've, should've been a good 10-12 hour sleep.

>>214806632
reload reload reload

>>214806624
B’jesus

>>214806661
she fit?

Grind niggers into powder

>>214806661
was the sex good at least

can I add dehydrated corn and potatoes to my chili mac?

>>214806614
>this made /tv/ users poo their pants

>>214806661
did she wake you up by sucking you off?

>>214806706
no

bbno$ > bladee

Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.

>>214806742
ok I will do it then thank you

We need HITLER

>>214806643
Based synthwave enjoyer

>>214806786
enjoy prison

>>214806661
done you there lad lol

>>214806793
You need Napoléon.

>>214806644
like bubble bath but in solid form rather than liquid. you just crumble a bit under the running water and swoosh it around

>>214806661
Move out

>>>/tv/214473983
>>>/tv/214473983

Paul van Dyk looks like Robert Lewandowski

>>214806820
christ
imagine licking jungle cum from that cleavage after 3/4 bantu batons unloaded their cream filled wrecking balls on her

>>214806860
in awe

>>214806764
waingro

>>214806860
good post, not sure /tv/ is the right place for it thoughever

>>214806893
um
>>214806860
UM

Almost every societal problem would be solved if we enslaved women

>>214806893
ummy x

what the fuck

What was his name again? Andrew Kirk?

>>214806991
sc

imagine what the Jewish pedophiles got up to when they still had the temple

>>214806819
I'm never going to prison because it's dirty and I'm free

poo chombobulating

>>214806979
uve ben done

>>214806860
i'm staying well away pic related always happens to me

me going to eat ice cream

>>214806632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxc
shoutout swedish retard on heavenly australian trap beats

for me I prefer epsom salts and liquid bubble bath
personally
but I have enjoyed a bath bomb from time to time

>>214807060
at this hour?

>>214806480
>>214806470
No I went to school with her and have been in her discord and games, she's 100% an autistic gamer girl

find it mad that some of you actually use this site, unironically never even look at the /int/ catalog let alone any other board on this shithole website

>>214806977
>>214806948
genuinely why are you like this

>>214807049
why isn't that a thing here

>>214807105
I like the anonymity x

>>214807066
perfumed ponce

>>214806661
has she got big tittays?

>>214807112
?

>>214807105
sometimes look at /sp/ but that's gone right down the nick in recent years

I want to know whether that lad had sex with his mum or not

>>214807105
i post here and matchthreads on /sp/

>>214807049
Yeah I wasn’t the OP but I thought it was a funny enough image to crosspost here, but I sure as hell wasn’t about to actually post in that thread.

>>214807092
oh aye

um

>liking fagball
extremely gay

Honestly surprised they haven’t made Holocaust denial illegal in the UK

To the person (people) cyber stalking me and watching every move I make on the internet, I have but one word for you. Nigger.

>>214807131
my wife is having a baby

>Holocaust Denial

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757707420043332.webm

>>214807222
you should post this on /ita/

is that lad in who wrote his dissertation using chat gpt i want to know if he passed lol

I’m a targeted individual.>>214807240

>>214806979
it's a nothingburger

>>214807235
crikey, actual holocaust footage

AND WE ARE LIIIIIVE FROM BASILDON

>>214807060
ok what flavour

>>214807213
yeah?
*sparks you clean the fuck out*

>>214807252
alri i'll do it
just want to see these pussies squirming

born in plastow raised in stratford
pack a ting mek a man jump backwards

>>214807288
chocolate fudge brownie

I'm going to watch the webm AGAIN

>>214807312
ok you will enjoy that
do you think you'd like to add nuts to it?
because I think brownies are much better when they include walnuts

How many times did you watch the Minecraft movie?

de BOMB BLAST

>>214807339
this one?

>>214807063
One of his best songs, unironically.

>>214807066
epsom salt is great for sore muscles and if you're a girl you can scoop up any undissolved salts and use them as a thigh scrub while you're soaking

>>214807344
one time
but it was in 4d

>>214807222
corr

scrembuflecting a poo

>>214807343
yes i am enjoying
i dont think i will add nuts because im already eating straight out of the pot and cant be bothered to go upstairs to the kitchen

>>214807032
Our time is coming lad

>>214807344
once with my 13 year old cousin was more than enough

>>214807370
I always scrub with my salux cloth I really like it

>>214807344
0

/ita/ is not biting
disapointed
but not surprised
italian is vastly overrated
spain is where you should look at

>>214807049
I've legitimately been banned over 50 times. They slap you on the wrist for 3 days and forget about it.

This board is hilarious, because hollywood is beyond dead and nobody gives a fuck about movies anymore. "Discussions" on /tv/ are a tweet by David Schwimmer talking about how terrible white people are or a picture of some 17 year old actress bending over or some random crap that has nothing to do with movies whatsoever.

I don't post anything egregious or illegal, it's just a game of trying to figure out how irrelevant something I post can be. I asked a question about circuit diagrams and it got about 20 replies before going to the archive.

>>214807375
What's 4d?
>>214807432
>>214807450
I see

/brit/ on a Friday night? Extremely enjoyable.

>>214807463
You need let go of the anger greggy

>>214807385
oh well that's fine I'm glad you have chocolate brownie ice cream and that you're enjoying it
I just had a few pretzel goldfish and dark chocolate covered almonds and it was also a chocolatey experience which was fairly enjoyable

>>214807463
i suppose they don't know what potato waffles are, that adds to the runtiness of it

Wish I could sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

=)

But it seems that even in the great house of Iyi samurai honour is nothing more than a façade.

what if nidoran were called niggeran

poo constrictor

>>214807499
i'm not angry at italians :/

>>214807514
Hi :)

enveloping a poo

got a MONTH earlier for posting this

do sort of wonder why a frenchman would willingly post in /brit/

just heard idles on a co-op advert

>>214807574
um

It's too bad she won't live. But then again who does?

>>214807574
... pinkie's got the swiper...

>>214807505
wtf are pretzel goldfish

lap bib pleb
or
alp ebb blip

Charlie Kirk was assassinated by Mossad agents. He was a leading player in mainstream Republican brainrot and he was beginning to question isreal's vastly disproportionate response in Gaza.
Trump and netanyahu are in cahoots, and both affiliates of Epstein. It's better they kill this guy Charlie Kirk off who was starting to think too much. Two birds with one stone.

The idea some discord tranny could pull that shot off is absurd. Tbh, the idea he would even find the want to is absurd.

'parents outed the killer' is the most tried and tested Mossad narrative and i am surprised to see a lot of /pol/ falling for it. But most of them are probably internet defence force sliders desu.

This is YOUR Friday night!

Going to a football match tomorrow with my uncle. We aren't Rorkes, you see

>>214807463
you have been awake a long time it must be time for bed soon

>>214807623
had a big nap

>>214807599
they are goldfish crackers but instead of cheese flavored crackers they are little pretzels
little fish shaped pretzels

>>214807446
are those the ones that are really long so you can scrub your back? i do dry skin brushing mostly but i'd be interested in trying salux cloths, everyone seems to love them

I'm feeling blackpilled
I'm feeling furious

>>214807575
got no reason to even think he's french
>>214807615
are you the one playing mass effect

>>214807613
it's afternoon here

fittie on newsnight

>>214807661
expect a visit from prevent

lad who was bleeding from his willy last night here. just gave the balls a good old feel. turns out... either a lump at worst or a swelling at best where the tube connects to the left teste.

>>214807668
playing it right now
saved miranda's sister
now tali wants to talk to me

>>214807670
bro is getting blasted with those rays

back from holibobs
my feet are killing me
shall be having a nice warm baff in the morning

>>214807654
we still havent invented this yet

>>214807661
yes, YES
let it flow through your veins
embrace the hate

>>214807692
on sale now for 5 squids cor x

>>214807654
Why does that fish have a slicked back brilliantine hairdo

yeh i speak italian spanish russian and greek what of it

>>214807721
absolute steal

>>214807536
they would probably have to change the name like they did with the original design for Jynx

>>214807471
sometimes there will be a good discussion about astronomy or history

>>214807656
yeah you can hold both ends and rub it across your back that way it's really nice
soaping up and scrubbing all over with a salux and the refilling the bath and adding the epsom salts and/or the bubble bath nice and hot makes for the best most relaxing bath

Going out on the lash with greggo
No bum stuff lol x

>>214807729
those are sunglasses lol

sir gary eats

>>214807729
2010lad: it's from the BP oil spill

>you will never grow up in 1980s america
>you will never watch knight rider on tv
>you will never see the premier of the alien films
>you will never stay up late on a rainy friday night with your best friends playing dungeons and dragons

>>214807761
>No bum stuff lol x

>>214807692
never played it personally would you recommend it

Is Yume Nikki an interesting game?

>>214807805
ME2 or just mass effect in general?

>>214807685
>feel
go dr retard

>>214807809
yea gets boring after a while once you discover most of the stuff

>>214807809
I don't know, sorry :/

Playing Metal Gear Rising
What a game

>>214807692
Talk to everyone always

In ME3 talk to Miranda all 3 times and forward her Kai Leng's dossier or she dies and then the citadel DLC is missing one person

>>214807816
ridiculous question given the fact the remaster of the whole series is 5 pounds

>>214807816
in general. i mostly like old games because my computer is shit but missed that series

>>214805829
god

why are women so vapid

>>214807809
sounds bent

Devising a board game called WHOOPS! A Willy! where the point of the game is to avoid having little penis pieces cross a certain area of the board. Fun for the whole family.

>>214807868
i 100% recommend it
it's spectacular
go for it

We're in a tight spot!

>>214807862
talk to glup shitto five times and reply to all his texts except the last one or else you fail his romance quest

>>214807892
crap!

>>214807885
ok thanks lad i will

>>214807752
sounds lovely. i prefer the bath to be really hot too it's just so relaxing

got the xqc on

Mental how I get away with everything evil I do in my life

Just cleansed and moisturized my face

>the year is 2007
>you just finished your first Mass Effect playthrough
>you played nearly 80 hours over about 7 days
>you take a long drag on a cigarette looking out the window as the end credits music plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYnjoRbODfQ

>>214807919
how evil?

>>214807935
gay bender

>>214807943
I was 8 in 2007
Don't think I'd have been smoking cigarettes.

>>214807960
pussy

>>214807946
Rather not say. Involves cheating and a recently 18 year old.

>>214807943
Fucking hell there's no way it was 2007.

feeling weird again like my whole body is vibrating

Katy cronem baton slippy rorke katy cronem

just swallowed one of the little metal things which opens the can

dem jordans are squeaking xx

>>214807950
...yh

>>214808005
>>214808005
>>214808005

>>214807943
Remember immediately going online to check if there was a sequel planned, good times

>>214807977
you broke your promise to your mom that you'd stop watching porn?

My feet stink because my socks got wet