Thread 214808005

they took the happy dog to the seaside

They’re activating rn aren’t they? xx

mad how declan mckenna wrote brazil for his music GCSE and failed but went on to release it and its got over 1 billion listens

sleeptoil looms

>>214808056
mad how ive never heard of him or his song wtf a billion listens

>>214808056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bj4i-sW44s

they chiefing they luh clickums outside aren’t they? xx

think dogberg has fleas and the little cunt has been sleeping on my bed for the last fortnight

>>214808005 (OP)
*Sprints towards and punts*

We have to go back
https://youtu.be/ZJiD2J2NVRs?si=oBi3QaTwXY5uhrwl

>>214808092
listening because of the crying apu
better not be shit

>>214808147
no you can't do that

Yes, I posted it again

Cans?

>>214808147
WAHEEEEY
*moves the dog so you can fall down the cliff and die*

>>214808136
get him nuked

oh ffs it's shit

away from home and posting without a pass and they keep making me "wait a while before posting"
how do the cattle put up with this?

>>214808191
Me after wiping for the 400th time

>>214808186
seems a bit excessive
little cunt is due his jab in a week too
just went to brush the inside of his ear and saw two little grey things moving around

poo doesn’t grow on trees

get him abandoned

Lads stop posting for a while yeah? I'm downloading a game and my internet connection needs time alone to get it done

>>214808049
>>214808109
And for some reason this gives you an erection, eh?

>>214808274
what game

considering not only becoming the oldest person alive, but also being the only person alive who was born in the 20th century.
Just something to do innit?

>>214808265
some lichens look a bit like gull poo

>>214807978
PC requirements seem to have jumped quite drastically in 2006/2007 compared to the PS2/Xbox era, and this was still before all information came from the internet, so odds are even those zillennials who had xbox360 (or even a computer that could run crysis) were playing it in 2008 after it had been out for a while

>>214808295
Mass Effect Legendary Edition so all three MEs :)

>>214808316
fuck are you on about

any good ones in your pepe folder then lads?

I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED

My poo smells like shit

>>214808385
My dick doesn’t work

this is like when houseposter made other people watch house md. now there's a mass effect epidemic

>>214808382
>oi mate!
haha

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1745962954434616.webm

>When she asks what do British people call their grandma.webm

>>214808420
>houseposter
bizarro /brit/
is there a leathermong around here too

>>214808356
if he doesn't remember playing mass effect 1 in 2007, odds are he played it in 2008

>>214808286
just stating a fact timmy xx

GCHQ trying to round up all the incels with this one >>214808382

Wisconsin. Might move there

>>214808492
eh?

>>214808516
Gentlemanly
Charming
Handsome
Quality

Yep, that's me

>>214808492
CRUMBLIGN at this, very witty

>>214808558
Mousenonce = housenonce = houseposter

>>214808296
>only person alive who was born in the 20th century.

Will be a '99 or '98. I'm too old at '93

>>214808504
I probably played it around '09, enjoyed it immensely, 2 and 3 just weren't the same

Shoot your shot in Utah

>>214808296
Would like to see the 22nd century personally.

Mental how if we make it to old age people will be fascinated we were born in the 1900s

Haven't cummed in week
Starting to enjoy being horny more than cumming

sexo with garrus

>>214808621
>Mousenonce = housenonce = houseposter
Houseposter is not mousey, he's just a nigga who likes House MD

>>214808671
Imagine how mental the world will be by then.

I think I will actually die on Mars in like 2072 in some retirement community sphere

>>214808726
are you intellectually disabled?

>>214808505
don't need to sign your posts mate

>>214808753
...yh

is it kind of weird that swayzak and dave from disaster transport look the same? what are they saying?

Listening to Alice in Chains. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.

doing jack's secondary mission
taking miranda with me for spite

>>214808731
i'll be in the retirement community hypersphere
guess my future family just love me more or somthing idk :/

>>214808808
eh?

>>214808677
I still think it's mental that Charles Dance's dad was a Boer War veteran

>>214808056
great example of how a shit song can become popular, just use a simple chord progression add a catchy chorus and you're basically sorted

Rorke's dad is a Bore War veteran.

>>214808844
oasis in shambles

>>214808056
who
huh

>>214808844
shut up you daft twat

>>214808829
something to do with 'X:\ No Way Out'

>>214808878
Well that's Rorke's dad done, he's in tears, he won't be attending the rally tomorrow then

>>214808621
stupidest post i've ever read

>>214808901
alri declan

Lads. LADS. Be QUIET, PLEASE! My game is downloading and my internet connection needs to concentrate!!!

>>214808670
is that moab?

>>214808844
is it really shit if it becomes popular though?

Unironically the most evil looking person I ever have laid eyes upon

>>214808970
Is the Book of Mormon broken?

>>214808967
GRANGLE GRANGLE

Went to the Opticians today and you know when you have that chart of letters you need to read off of? They've replaced it now with a list of 90s Britpop bands. I think that's what it was anyways. Whole thing was a bit of a blur

>>214808967
how far through is it now?

>>214808996
man with black hair and grey beard??? qrd????

>>214809018
:|

>>214808967
you're about to embark on an epic journey
enjoy every moment

Complete bollock destruction

>>214808996
Looks like me

>>214809021
14.9GB downloaded :) 97GB in total. Estimated time? Two and a half hours x

>>214809018
:/

I miss parklife posting

>>214809076
unironically my gimmiqùe

jez is much more evil than mark, but mark is definitely evil.

>>214809076
PARKLIFE!

the loathsome grangler

>>214809053
Total testicular annihilation

>>214809064
you should be in bed by then

>>214809104
Jez isn’t evil at all, just stupid. Mark is an evil seething midwit.

>>214809104
the whole point of the show is realizing in the end that they are both the same and equally horrible

Dying Light: The Beast sold out on cdkeys. Will NOT be paying the extra 15 quid and buying it on Steam.

>>214809150
I disagree, Jez does much worse things in the show than Mark.

>>214809118
PARKLIFE!

>>214809104
they're both runts that don't even qualify as evil

>americhad dies
>sparks civil war in shitain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFr5aSAb8Q
mark is brilliant

>>214809187
Such as?

>>214809236
????

civil war happening outside... very scared very scared

like part of the joke of the show is how they're constantly drawing distinctions between each other in their own minds imagining themselves as totally different types of people but in reality they are more similar than different in the ways they are very stunted and messed up

Wish I could fall asleep cuddling a woman tonight - maybe tomorrow night

>>214809252
THERE'S A... THERE'S A DEAD BEAST IN OUR BIN, JEREMY

apparently the kirk shooter was a brony too lmao

>>214809034
>>214809072
guy walks into a bar and asks for "the third best Britpop band". Bartender walks off and comes back with a glass of orange juice and says, "here you go mate, this has got Pulp"

>>214809288
rorke and rasheed

>>214809236
mate we had a literal paki grooming/child rape scandal that was covered up by politicians and multiple police forces and that barely sparked a riot let alone a civil war

smoking poo if you think some yank mongloid getting his head blown off is going to start anything over here

Dan da dan dan da dan

>>214809185
am waiting after it releases considering 2 was a buggy, woke mess

also smoking poo

>>214809317
Not a bad joke but there's already a band named Orange Juice, so rip it up and start again

>>214809286
what about?

The halloween alani is so good

there are people who can't see what mark does as evil because they relate to it and don't want to see themselves as evil
sad

>>214809344
PARKLIFE!

guarantee if you asked 100 people on the street who charlie kirk was less than 5 of them would know who he was prior to this week

>>214809252
Kill and eat a dog... Kidnap a bloke... Be a love rat...

>>214809364
how much do you think edwyn collins was influenced by bryan ferry?

>>214809357
Should do the same desu but I'm one of those wojaks that love new products

>>214809438
It's because his name is Scots, in normal English he's Charles Church

>>214809445
didn't mean any of it
a victim of his own stupidity desu

>>214809364
I call your mum the lead singer of Pulp the way i always Cocker

just shit out some weed

>>214809510
Nah he definitely meant the kidnapping and love ratting

>>214809438
My airhead middle aged mother of two colleague knew of him before he got shot, and name dropped Candance Owens and Nick Fuentes, & she has admitted to never having voted & often asks me to explain geopolitical happenings to her. Not saying you're wrong, but you might be surprised

labubu urara

>>214809536
rorkes mum is a groyper :skull:

>>214809463
yeah probably

Best part of having a gf for me was slapping my knobby on her face and watching her wince and grin

>>214809561
yes me too

right then well thats laburara

>>214809438
I know of him from his videos but i didn't know his name, desu I thought it was that scottish guy who walks around manchester going on about lefties

got hiccups fucks sake

Can he do that? Can he post the labubus?

>>214809557
She's my colleague not my mum, not that I'm Rorke

>>214809574
for me its having someone to wake up next to and not feel like a totally isolated failure in life

>>214809574
shouldn't have been doing that should you

disagreed with charlie krik on many points but at least he wasn't anti-white

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757551831903889.mp4

Can't believe this actually happened

Accidentally bought pink "Juicy" velour joggers when I needed smart trousers for my new job as an accountant in the City tomorrow
What a nightmare start to my career!

>>214809623
Aye that parts good too, but that sense of power battering her face with your hard knob - corrr

>>214809622
yh but shes still rorkes mum by the sounds of it

^_^

Writing a lengthy novel

>>214809656
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Just wanked to a video of a girl farting out cum while filmed by what I assume is her boyfriend. Fantasized that it was my mate and his gf and they are laughing at me as I desperately eat his load being farted out by the gf. Also was a bit of poo mixed in, blink and you miss it type stuff but I saw it. So good.

Zesty ahh thumbnails

literally me in tk maxx trying to cop some discounted polo shirts

>>214809748
Why do you need polo shirts, you never go anywhere

>>214809728
Him and Phil Foden would make an excellent pairing. Get them shipped, post-haste!

my all time low was waking up on a wednesday afternoon in my bed covered in piss with a knocked over bottle of cider that had semi dried and made my floor all sticky, my room reeked of piss and cider and i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror (harrowing)
quite the miracle i managed to turn my life around really

Fat cunt sister and her fat cunt bf are bringing their fat cunt child over tomorrow to meet the family. Shall be shutting myself in my room with catberg until they've fucked off

>>214809748
and yet, you didn't get on it

um

>>214809767
off tae uni

>>214809778
hateful ghoul

>>214809772
and

>>214809778
rancid spectre

bell cab pip

>>214809778
You sound lovely x

>>214809811
i did heroin with a girl on a long boat once

>>214809778
foul apparition

>>214809807
>>214809819
I'm a lovely lady they are evil mongs who repeatedly stole from my mum

>>214809772
I heard Turning Point UK was named after this

>>214809768
Foden zestmogs Gary by a country mile

>>214809778
evil male freak

what does it mean when people post 'ahh' in the middle of whatever else they're saying

Youtube just casually showing me my dream gf, literally my exact type, but she lives in Quebec and is probably a lesbian and even if those things weren't true I would never have anything this good in my life https://youtu.be/5NgFszLmKX8

>>214809863
its a subtle nod to the bisto adverts

>>214809863
It's slang for "ass"

>>214809778
loathsome poltergeist

>>214809778
Your sister and her husband must be breathing a sigh of relief right now

>>214809794
because stimulating the vagus nerve helped

>>214809863
negrofied zoomers

>>214809879
kek

>>214809772
You turned your life around since webdnesday? Anyway yeah I've been there mate haha. Luckily haven't gotten piss meself drunk in a while but I know how it happens.

finna play my fav gacha Blue Archive because why the fuck not? It's not like I'm drinking or smoking or doing smack or anythyn lyk dat

>>214809619
>hiccups
FOY

might get my arsehole fingered by a woman

>>214809877
they/he lol

>>214809778
yeah they're the problem. hateful little rat

>>214809863
It's ghetto negro slang

bought a dvd today and the lad in hmv was trying not to laugh at how old fashioned I am

>>214809884
what seriously? its the same number of letters why would you change ass to ahh?

>>214809923
Is that the SAME unfunny pic spammed talking about a /brit/ personality?? upvoted, EPIC banter hahahaha!!!

>>214808056
played the riff for Brazil during freshers week in 2019 and lost my virginity to some south african girl who I played it to

>>214809933
just fingered?

sleeping in a hotel and the sheets stink like sexed off minge

>>214809968
Should have lectured him on the importance of physical media

>>214809976
did you play wonder wall and smoke on water too

>>214809957
Girls in their 20s that give off the energy of teenage boys and are often gender confused into thinking they are trans are my type, leave me alone.

>>214809919
based Sir Blue Archiver

I don't know who Declan McKenna is, he sounds like a Cliff Richard sort of man

>>214810004
good point lad it's not like I paid cash or anything

>>214809968
They just don't understand us

>>214810017
doesnt bother me x carry on xx

>>214809728
*in a mockney accent*
mate, the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses, mate, the bankers the bonuses, mate

>>214809987
yeah
she's a doctor you see and she's inspecting my prostate

>>214810026
wired for sounding

What a life bros...

>>214809990
I slept in a hotel once in London and there was a used condom stuffed into the fire detector and the hotel jannies left it there

>>214810016
No, but I played blackbird by the Beatles and made them think I was a virtuoso because I played a Taylor Swift song I'd never heard before by just looking up the chords and playing it to them.

>>214810071
oh...
my granpa got his prostate removed decades ago
he's now a full hundred
get yourselves checked, lads

off to bed
have to go to leeds to get brotherstein early tomorrow
fucking bastard

Went for a wonder round ikea this evening and a young lesbian couple were going the same pace as me. All 3 of us powerwalking through the kids section.

Team please remember that my fat sister being irredeemably evil is part of the /Brit/ canon and there was a whole arc dedicated to it throughout 2024 and the start of 2025.

Oo I think a weekend trip to Brighton is on order soon xx

hope this duckmon I caught can fly but his wings look too small

>>214810039
our cross to bear, lad

>>214810158
shut the fuck up and knife yourself again

>>214810147
imagine that. could get shagged all day and never get a boner

>>214810158
nigga we hate you. we are on your sister's side

>>214810152
kek

>>214810158
creepy hateful salad fingers tranny

>>214809990
I read somewhere that apparently 50% of hotel kettles have been pissed in at some point

>>214810222
>>214810225
>>214810252
Take it to /Britfeel/ you foul mutants

>>214810158
Post your tits again you slag

>>214810279
that's where you came from though isn't it
fuck off back there

hello guise going to do some grunting GHUUGGH

would you lads bop your head to this
https://vocaroo.com/173ZahR2I76w

>>214810272
100% if you only include hotel rooms i've stayed in

Some of the times I've seen young, cute, happy couples, I literally get incel tier rage. Doesn't happen often but when it does I've had that heart-drop sensation and my vision goes grey and I can't feel my arms and legs for a few seconds. I can fool myself into thinking I'm not missing something until I see that and it sends me directly into the void.

>>214810223
he got plenty in his time

feeling like a right goblin tonight

Why you being the joker dude?

fucker partied in a chateau right after ww2
man he lived it all up

>>214810402
sc

>>214810346
unlucky mate

>>214810244
you may laugh but i had a horrible sinking feeling walking through that

Got a lovely bunch of coconuts lads
big ones small ones some as big as your head

>>214810448
This is the Mind Raper

>>214810443
gordito

>>214810448
Jesus Christ how horrifying

why do people say skrillex is some highly respected music genius when his music sounds like absolute shit

>>214810535
because they're stupid

OK now post the best ABBA song go

>>214810535
came and went
but it did come hard

>>214808005 (OP)
why'd you brits do this?

>>214810577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ

>>214810584
Why do you chop the tip of your penis off?

>>214810535
my sister like him and listen to him everyday

>>214810535
idk about music genius but hes basically the godfather of EDM

>>214810577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
not original, just good

>>214810443
pre ai kino

they getting they luh waves done aren’t they? xx

>>214810535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NxsyC4kVPM

He gave us the greatest television scene in history

>>214810697
No they aren't, it's past midnight. All the barbershops are shut

>>214810535
When has anyone ever said that, I've only ever seen him clowned on. He had like three years of dominating the flash in the pan genre that was dubstep, that's it.

>>214810638
Ever... you know

where does the poo come from

>>214810704
Lolling my arse off at this, so flippin random xd sauce

>>214810638
is ur sister fit

>>214810742
From Emma Watson’s bum.

they’re singing RnB classics in the shower rn aren’t they? xx

>>214810718
even daft punk said it

>>214810627
a fellow abba enthusiast
no one must know

i propose the new flag of england to recognise it's newly vibrant and stunning diversity and evolution

mum shouting me for dinner and me doing the akira slide as i enter the kitchen

>>214810822
singapore be kidding ne

>>214810843
scroom

like this?

>>214810822
Lmao

>>214810822
Will be waving this at the Rorke rally tomorrow x

>>214810843
you crying when you hit your knee on the cupboard

Uganda be kidding me!

>>214810956
idgi

love my gf so much, likes the same music as me
plays instruments with me
dresses cool
isnt a generic normal mong
is very caring

love her to bits me, going to marry her actually

Rorke’s nan getting the St George’s cross shaved and dyed onto her skin fade ready for the Tommy Robinson rally tomorrow

Rorke's mum getting GOTT MIT UNS tattooed onto her chest

>>214810973
want to say mean things but there's a chance you're genuine
go for it, la

I always cry at weddings it's just the way I am

>>214810973
Haha yea..

>>214811106
always the bridesmaid never the bride x

>>214811106
i cant control my tears when im hungry

>>214811122
kek

>>214811122
done that fag

>>214810973
good lad

>>214811106
I will blub like a whale at funerals and I bet I would still do it even if I never knew the deceased and I don't know anyone there at the funeral

daddy is going to marry me actually

watching a very beautiful video about the Andromeda galaxy and our own Milky Way galaxy colliding x

>>214810843
Lord Chuffington over here with his large kitchen

>>214811284
>>214811284
>>214811284

>>214811286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_57YLTds0

an early new made by a yank? shan't partake

bottle of water says consume within 3 days of opening but it's been here for about a week
reckon it's safe? surely water underground for a million years doesn't suddenly get a 3 day time limit once I open it

>>214811600
only one way to know for sure