Thread 214851529

this is usually made to be eaten on shabat but more recently we make this regularly, personally i rarely make it myself i usually buy it frozen. what is cuisine of you're country that you actually routinely eat?

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This looks good, what's it called?

>>214851581
She didn't say the ingredients, these could be jizz burritos soaked in seed oil before baking (carcinogenic), and then eaten with a flavorful marinara to balance the plain yet indulgent baseline dish

I don't like foods that I need too use my hand to dip in something

My first thought was this is gonna be a middle eastern dessert like 99% of "israeli" cuisine but i have indeed never seen this abomination before

>>214851673
could be polish too

Looks disgusting

>>214851772
i think you'd like it but to each his own, i had it yesterday and loved it.
post usa cuisine

>>214851666
What about fries?

>>214851832
all im seeing is just oil and pastry
is there a filling?

>>214851772
You just hate it because it's brown.

>>214851664
>>214851673
>>214851673
>>214851841
>>214851888
Could be this the new "finish cuisine"?

>>214851888
no, you dip it in the tomato sauce

>>214851955
It looks like a greasy oily mess

>>214852067
too spicy for usa

>>214851529 (OP)
What a disgusting whore. Bet you anything she's a kike as well, absolutely revolting.

Soggy bread? Yum!

Almost threw up

>>214851529 (OP)
why is she shaking it after biting into it

>>214851529 (OP)
No doubt stolen from Syria or Lebanon

Resident evil food

>>214851529 (OP)
Jews aren't jews and their recipes arent their recipes.

>>214853037
מה זה אומר
>>214852827
its very good

>>214851529 (OP)
This was stolen from the Turks but of cours the jews have to make it look like a penis

>>214853138
ציניות על זה שאמורים שישראלים לא מקוריים.

>>214851664
nobody uses seed oil outside of the states

I wouldn't feed that to a dog

>>214851529 (OP)
looks a lot like burek or however you type that, my local turkish place sells that
it's so hard to tell the origin of these dishes because all middle easterners claim to have invented them

>>214853192
>>214853316
NOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAR IT IS NOT TURKISH IT IS NATIVE YEMENITE JEWISH DISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214851529 (OP)
>>214851832
Would.

>>214851529 (OP)
> what is cuisine of you're country that you actually routinely eat?
A good and simple Brotzeit. Bread, cheeses, meats, pickled and fresh vegetables, fruit. It just works.
>this is usually made to be eaten on shabat
Is it steamed? Since the eggs were placed on top of the dough rolls as well

>>214851529 (OP)
im sure if you posted the name it'd be a quick google search to find its not yours but you wouldnt do that of course.

>>214853250
זה ג'חנון רגיל
>>214853386
try some, our cuisine is very underrated most places abroad only serve basic shit like shakshuka

>>214853549
>our cuisine
>shakshuka

>>214851529 (OP)
Israeli cuisine doesn't exist. This dish is probably stolen from another country like all """"israeli"""" dishes

>>214853316
kinda true, but as a rule of thumb, Israelis never actually invented them

>>214853600
Mizrahi Jews were prominent cooks in their native Arab lands. It's very likely they invented most of these dishes as Muslims see cooking as a woman's inferior occupation.

>>214853549
Shakshuka is tunisian/libyan. Not israeli

>>214853569
looks like this
its the one i see most commonly served abroad which is fine but there's other stuff too.

also funnily almost everything good in israeli cuisine is classified as 'shabat food' kek

>>214853549
>our cuisine
>shakshuka

I looked up the wikipedia article for shakshuka and it only uses israeli sources for the origin of the dish. It mentions that it's not an palestinian dish even though it never was and it makes it seem like the jewish immigrants invented it. Such bullshit

>>214853549
יא חתיכת קוקסינל טמבל, הייתי צ י נ י

לעגתי לאנשים שכותבים: >>214853600

למה אני בכלל מגיב לך, אתה יותר מטומטם מאשר הכותבים של ה "יהודי המזויף".

>>214853692
A prominent Moroccan Jewish rabbi invented it as a cheap dish during a time when Muslims extracted extra jizya and did not allow Jews access to meat.

>>214853692
abroad you see stuff like pic related which is more like israeli fast food and not a full on restaurant with a wide selection

>>214853316
Fun fact: Burek or Burekas is a dish invented by a Turkish Jewish rabbi as a cheap dish to survive discrimination in the Ottoman Empire. The Ottomans grew jealous, killed him and stole the credit for the great dish for themselves.

>>214853730
I don't speak satanic language. Translate

>>214853732
Whatever.

>these dishes are invented by jews saar, it's totally an israeli dish saar
No one is falling for israeli propaganda

>>214853821
Muslims view cooking as a dog's profession. They relegated it to their oppressed minorities, the most successful of which were the Mizrahi Jews. It is little surprise that in fact Mizrahi Jews are responsible for most of what we consider to be "arab" cuisine today!

>>214853730
עדיין לא הבנתי את הפואנטה איך היו יהודים לא יהודים שעשו ג'חנון
מה זה כאילו הם מחליטים מדקה לדקה?

>>214853876
>עדיין לא הבנתי את הפואנטה איך היו יהודים לא יהודים שעשו ג'חנון
זה הפואנטה טמבלון
זה לא הגיוני!
הם לא הגיוניים, סתם אנטישמיים.
ציניות
לעג

עכשיו אתה מבין?

>>214854021
זה ת'רד על אוכל, אתה מדבר על שטויות

>>214851841
"Food" for fat retarded boomerniggers

This book was distributed among housewives in israel in the 50's to teach them how to cook palestinian food. It was given on purpose so israelis could claim palestinain food as their own. It's all false propaganda and lies. Israeli cuisine doesn't exist

>>214854040
*זה תרד על אוכל שמקורו לא יהודי

>>214854149
לא דיברתי על יהודי או לא יהודי תלמד הבנת הנקרא

>>214854163
צודק, אילו וכישורי הקריאה שלי היו מוכשרים יותר, הייתי יכול להסיק לבד שזה מובן מאליו שהתכוונת לישראלים ערביים בפוסט המקורי שלך.
מעניין מה היו הערביים הישראלים לפני שהם היו ישראליים.

>>214851529 (OP)
Why do women cook with those long ass nails.. All the food and grease is gonna get stuck under her nails...

>>214851529 (OP)
cool

>>214854604
this is somewhat normal, half the women i know have retardedly long ones where they make annoying sounds each time they click on the phone screen.

She looks tasty.

>>214854956
My sister used to do this and wear these weird absurdly long fake nails (sometimes longer than two knuckles) but she grew out of it by the time she went to highschool. Strange how some women not only don't grow out of this phase and don't take them off to make food (ewww nasty)

The dough was swapped with baby foreskin during a jump cut btw

בתימן אוכלים ג'חנון או שזה של יהודים?

>>214856056
Why did the Jews get an "of" article (של) but we didn't? Was this a feature of Proto-semitic that we lost (despite us being the closest language to our common ancestor) or was it a Northwestern Semitic invention? Shel can't even be translated into Arabic because it has no real equivalent :(

>americans don't like it
I'm sold.
Totally worth trying.

did they were promised tomatoes before the spanish arrive in the Americas?
>>214856153
how similar arabic and hebrew actually are?
can you understand a random jew speaking on the street?

>>214856333
theyre not spanish 3/4 of it is local production and the rest is various imports from neighbors.
did you know we had tomato bots?

>>214851529 (OP)
What arab country is this one stolen from?

>>214856563
Actually due to Muslims considering cooking a dog's profession, they forced their Jewish population to make their food for them. This has in fact led to the majority of what is considered to be "arab" dishes to in fact be Jewish dishes!

>>214853549
Ngl i wanna try this but why waste so much potatoes without cutting

>>214856604
זה עשוי מבצק ושמן לא מכלב אנחנו לא סין

>>214853266
>
????

>>214856333
Nope i personally can't. It sounds like a German trying and failing horribly at speaking Arabic to me. But let's take this Anon's (>>214856728) sentence as an example for common intelligibility: >זה עשוי מבצק ושמן לא מכלב אנחנו לא סין

First word (זה/zah) is similar to the Arabic (هذا/hazah) so it's intelligible, the next three (עשוי מבצק ושמן) have no common intelligibility neither in their roots or anything else, but we both share the same "from" article (מ/m) / (من/min), then the final part of the sentence (לא מכלב, אנאחנו לא סין/Lo mkelev, anaħnu lo sin) would definitely be understandable if they spoke slowly because it'd sound nearly the same in Arabic (لا من كلب، نحن لا صين/La min kalb, naħnu la sin) even if the conjugation and grammar would sound bizarre to an Arabic speaker, it'd still be perfectly understandable. It's sometimes legit more comprehensible when it's a mizrahi who can properly pronounce the sounds (unlike Poles and Russians) than some dialects like Moroccan Darja which should honestly be considered a separate language at this point.

Tldr: some sentences can be understood, some sentences can't. Different language samily family.

>>214858758
wierd that
בצק ושמן
are different you'd expect those to be old more common words in hebrew there are at least 3300 years old

Does anybody know how the fuck do i peel the shell off a boiled egg without wasting 2,3 minutes ? Is there a pro technique for that ?

>>214859261
@grok

Kosherslop
Chosenchow
Hebrewfeed

>>214856153
של is just of אשר ל... In Aramaic they used ד in place. E.g. בית דמלכא (House of the King). What do they do in Arabic today?

>>214859261
There are several ways, but it's better to see it than just words:
search on youtube "peeling boiled eggs"

>>214851832
what is the point of cooking the eggs along with it?

>>214851529 (OP)
this was proably some old slavic or german recipe

>>214859845
idk it goes well together also if done well it flavors the eggs a bit

>>214858758
I see
thanks for the explanation

>>214859261
Peel it under running water. Doesn't have to be hot either.

>>214859612
We just don't use any articles to imply ownership. You either infer it from context, or if it's MSA or classical Arabic, you give it the genitive case (kasrah, 4chan doesn't display the unicode) which means that it's owned by the name before it. We don't have an articles like "of" to imply ownership unlike (של), it's also why you can't translate titles like "Of/De/Von [place]" in nobles' names to Arabic without it sounding extremely awkward because the only close word would be "من/min" which means "from" instead of "of". Makes it sound like the noble just came from their title's place instead of their family originating there, because Arab titles just turn place names into adjectives instead, and you can't turn a word like "Maupassant" into an adjective in Arabic.

>>214860499
i wish i had the patience to learn this stuff and compare languages i feel you can learn a lot from that. maybe i just had a bad teacher in high school or something the moment i try learning anything about it my eyes glaze over and i lose my focus same as my school days.

>>214851581
foreskin lasagna

>>214860845
I actually know jackshit about Hebrew and I'm not a linguist either. I just sometimes look at the Hebrew version of some verses while reading the Booble and noticed some similarities and i like how singers like MBD sound so i learned the alphabet to read their lyrics. Plus since Arabic preserved way more features from Proto-Semitic than Hebrew or Aramaic did i have an easier time noticing things than a Hebrew speaker would.

Also have you tried Atomoxetine? It doesn't need prescriptions imc because you can't get addicted to it and I'm pretty sure i wouldn't have been able to deal with Highschool's curriculum without it. Or you could get a methylphenidate prescription idk to each their own.

>>214860499
A similar ambiguity happens with ל. E.g
תהילה לדוד. Is the Psalm made by or for David (by the hands of a scribe)?

But also the traditional way of expressing ownership was through the possessive suffix e.g. אלוהינו (Our God). It's just that it can't be used stand alone. Also you can't ask questions like של מי זה? Whose is it?

>>214861210
>MBD
damn, i thought there might be some arab fans of israeli music but i thought it would be zohar argov or avi bitter or something not this

>Atomoxetine
nah bro i avoid all pharma shit unless im really in extreme pain its not really adhd its just a psychological association problem. im sure i could actually get over it but id need willpower to do so and id rather do other shit.

>>214861411
>zohar argov or avi bitter
Both of them sound like knockoffs of 80s Arabic music. Specifically Lebanese Arabic music and i can just listen to that instead like Fairuz's music who would smoke either of those dudes like in https://youtu.be/8ayX6ZSpBgg.

>nah bro i avoid all pharma shit unless im really in extreme pain its not really adhd its just a psychological association problem. im sure i could actually get over it but id need willpower to do so

Naw nigga you can't power through it if you have ADHD it's not just because you're lazy, (not mutually exclusive btw you could just be lazy) your brain doesn't give you enough dopamine (among other things) when doing tasks so you automatically tune out of those tasks and do something else because you're wired to always pursue more dopamine.

Give Atomoxerine a try you literally can not get addicted to it so there should be no risk. I've been using it for a while now and the only side effects i get are drowsiness if i break my schedule of taking it every day (good thing since i'm an insomniac anyways), or an upset stomach for 15 minutes after i take it. Takes around a month to kick in however unlike methylphenidate or amphetamines that kick in immediately after you take them so you'll have to stick with it for a while but the results are worth it.

>>214851529 (OP)
You can't suffer in Israel

>>214862082
i do tho

>>214851529 (OP)
>israeli cuisine
No such thing

>>214864378
its in the video attached click on it

Israelis actually believe every middle eastern dish was created by middle eastern jews so they don't feel bad about appropriating them.

>>214851529 (OP)
>>214851832
Actual literal "goyslop"

>>214864647
whats goy about it

>>214864517
Stolen land, stolen food

>>214866968
she makes it in the video