Thread 214855604

latex edish

oof madone

white girls' plump bums

every1 below this post getin bummed by cronems slippy baton tonite mhm

any good music albums you would like to recommend?

IM GONNA POST PINKIE PIES AND RARITYS IN THIS THREAD

>>214855624
you can tell that's flat and no amount of squatting will fix it

mad how yanks think they will ever be welcomed here more than aussies

AI IS GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!!!!

>>214855624
wouldn’t mind doing a bit of sex on that arse

>>214855630
Beach House - 7

Leftists are barking up the wrong tree if they think the silent majority gives a shite about gaza

>>214855604 (OP)
ew pervert fag stuff gross

>>214855639
aussies are more welcome here than brits

>>214855636
you'll do no such thing young man

>>214855604 (OP)
Was into latex but now more into PVC, I think it's trashier and sluttier

>>214855660
get fucked you fat yank FREAK
your thread is DONE

>On 15 June 1986, a 16-year-old from Birkenhead named Gary Kelly died from electrocution at New Brighton railway station. He was allegedly running away from Arobieke, who the boy's family claimed had been harassing him for some time prior to the incident. Arobieke was convicted of involuntary manslaughter but successfully appealed against the conviction on the grounds that he had not acted unlawfully by "standing on the platform and looking into trains". In addition, Arobieke was awarded an estimated £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.

Seriously what is wrong with you lot and your justice system?

>>214855630
what kinda music you like? Have been enjoying this today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZtEKyW47k

real new
>>214855611
>>214855611
>>214855611
>>214855611

>>214855639
their understanding of this place is so surface level it’s unreal, especially considering there’s really fuck all to understand in the first place. they always fall at the very first hurdle because they’re such banter vampires. need them all killed pronto

Saw a post a while ago describing a black man's penis as a 'shongo stick' and it makes me howl every time I think about it

>>214855700
UM x

Nice article in the financial times today about some Jewish immigrant who fled to us to escape the Holocaust and decided to repay us by buying a load of prestigious hotels in the north, completing running them into the ground and is now leasing them out to the government for asylum seekers. What a lovely little chap, so glad we stopped him getting burned in the oven

every1 below this post and including this post bums cronems every night with their BWC mmmmm

New Android looks shite

>>214855693
whites dead, shitskins paid, how it should be

>>214855700
janny help, this man is soiling my thread

>>214855624
Why it look dirty? ew

>>214855716
>those names
FOP

>>214855692
I like it when you get banned
do it again :)

>>214855630
eversince - bladee

Celtic really need to start being ethnonationalist Catholics again. Fuck the Green Brigade. Gimps. Need to start threatening Israelis with bombs. The crown too. Start talking about the British and Irish peoples native right to their own land. Rule of Christ and what not. But alas, most of our fans are cowards that don't believe in their own slogans. Fucking disgrace really.

do you think the german image board will let us have our general there after 4chan is banned here?

>>214855743
Yeah mate bud bud ding ding hahahaha

Spacker

>>214855754
try clicking on a post that contains an IMAGE silly

>>214855674
valid

celtic lad getting pegged.mp4

>>214855754
no
it's still there
but only on image posts

wanking in terraria

>>214855630
Those Once Loyal by Bolt Thrower

england literally doesn't exist
english people don't exist
anyone can be english
there is no such thing as english culture
all cultures can be english culture

>>214855767
wow,,, this post,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdRpl7WgjSM

>>214855806
found the tranny

>>214855808
Looks fucking vile

were going to rape you rorke

dude cody you shoulda come to brantleys kickback on labor day we all played beer pong and stacy got totally wasted off like three bud lights

>>214855808
looks pretty scrannable

unironically believe that mass immigration is necessary to keep the system going because so many brits are lazy dole bludgers and their birth rates are rubbish

all you had to do was get a job and have kids and the system would have continued without bringing in millions of foreign cunts who actually work and fuck

i hope it was worth it so you can claim everyone else's money for your anxiety and depression for 50 years and die alone in your smelly council flat with your phone in your hand about to make another post about brown biomass

>>214855808
looks pretty fucking good ngl

>>214855630
Beach House - Bloom

>>214855823
>>214855830
The duality of man

tried uploading moondiver by tokyo shoegazer to youtube but it wouldnt let me because of previous copyright claims
mad you can get DMCA takedown notices for unreleased music that can't even be bought online

brit is a darkwoke general

>>214855821
trannies are english culture
if you disagree you are not english

>>214855808
anorexia has to be the most retarded narcissistic mental illness there is

>>214855834
>have kids
your brain will probably short circuit but low fertility rates are only a "problem" invented to justify mass immigration
there is literally nothing wrong with a declining population

got the relayer on

>>214855808
what nutritionally deficient cravings does to a mf

>>214855852
insensitive twaddle

>>214855852
fat bitch detected
that girl looks fine

>>214855834
shut up paki
thats a failure of policy, not of a people

>>214855806
Ironically English culture is so dominant you can say this
English is spoken by 2 billion and is the global language and culture right now

That is why your statement makes sense
In the same way in 2nd century Rome, anyone could be a "Latin" or "Roman", so too can anyone be "English" or "American"

>>214855834
its to keep this pyramid scheme of a pension system afloat and make the GDP line go up

>>214855844
trvke

>>214855847
It’s yank shite and you know it

err but the line must go up

rorkette and leftypolina lesbian sex

>>214855863
>>214855868
the sex would sound like a skeleton mob grinder from minecraft

>>214855914
screamimg

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I walk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

>>214855914
never played minecraft me

donald trump should by celtic and buy lots of fast wingers so we win the champions league

>>214855891
yank culture is english culture

>>214855914
over the age of 18 so don't understand that reference

>>214855872
im a white englishman with a job and id rather have a pension at the end of it all than a white ethnostate. fuck you i hope your roof caves in on you

might play some minecraft

doesnt seem proportionate

might start drinking the liquid jew and get a depraved session in with my goon stick

>>214855906
o_O

>>214855932
it’s removed from English culture

Supermarkets should be staffed by teenagers and old codgers doing it as a retirement gig, not 40 year old indian blokes

I like the retarded teenagers from /pol/ who come here I think it's really fun
fun to see them make stupid posts and break the rules and then get banned

>>214855937
'ki

>>214855977
they're always more riled up on sundays for some reason

>>214855955
love drunk sex but i fucking hate drunk wanking it feels like a carnival game

>>214855630
https://youtu.be/1it7BP5PckI?si=ijMw2EYb_TwsiUb8

70% of england is farmland and 1% of the population works in agriculture
how's that work

>>214855964
I agree mate. I don't know why there is brown people cutting about. Disgrace really. Fucking bang out.

>>214855937
bro wants a pension so he can nip down the road to Morrisons and get beheaded

>>214855937
a white englishman that hates white people and has no problem with his entire culture and society being replaced. sure thing mate

>>214855977
I'd like you to get banned, if you know what I mean

I was the right demographic for minecraft when it came out but I was more about riding my bike around and causing mischief, look at me now, barely go outside anymore and drink my miserable life away alone

alri lads starting a new world, please suggest a name and seed

>>214855994
you know why

>>214855997
maybe because yank bastards have bought up all the farmland

>>214856018
poo
poo

>>214856018
get the port forwarding set up
get us all invited

>>214855840
For me, it's Depression Cherry

>>214856015
i would ride my bike around causing mischief with my friends and then we'd all go home and play on a private minecraft server

>>214856030
kick the bastards out, all of em

>>214855996
my mum used to tuck me into bed and then sing me to sleep with this
which is hilarious in retrospect

need a brit minecraft server

>>214855964
I think it should be staffed by robots and two software engineers.

>>214856046
not even true
might be true
just made it up innit

ukraine, palestine and taiwan should join forces

>>214856036
biteable thighs

>>214856057
you need some friends

>>214856054
Are you sure she wasn't singing "Shady Grove"?

>>214856036
sexooooo

>>214855637
shut up

>>214856065
exactly my thoughts
imagine giving a cute little bites on the leg and then shagging him

>>214856041
I didn't like going home cause of the home environment issue and also I didn't get internet access until around 2012

>>214856063
I'll join my cock up your arse. See how smart you are then.

>>214856089
*starts twerking my twink ass in your direction*

giwtwm

>>214856013
good post

people are obsolete, that's the problem

>>214855950
Consider that of the 1200 killed on Oct 7, a substantial number were as a result of deliberate Israeli fire as part of the hannibal directive (kill Israelis before they are captured)

got myself one of those hybrid working doss jobs, so I have

Hate my fucking Da. Honestly might go down the stairs and batter the cunt. Keeps fucking coughing. Fuck him. Knock 40 shade of shite out the bastard

Nobody likes people.

>>214856036
yjk he smells like sesame oil

>>214856008
>culture
go to church this morning did you? in the pub last night were you? at the footy on saturday were you?

more likely sitting in your stinking room posting frog pictures spending your dole on a paki pizza delivered by a wog

>>214856114
I like this post.

>>214856013
Sent this to the gf over insta several weeks ago

>>214856098
*drop kicks him into the white wash*

you know how muslims did 9/11 because they are angry from not being able to have sex, listen to music or do anything fun?

what's israel's problem? there's gotta be something deep in them that makes them angry

cronem fc

you're getting blacked in the gherkin

>>214856072
no it was definitely matty groves
it didn't do a very good job of putting me to sleep because of the drama and violence and tragedy
I'd just lie there and think about it afterward

>>214856132
project on paki

Dirty PVC sluts and bimbos
corr

>>214856157
katy getting an fc in the gherkin

>>214856114
He would cave your skull in if you tried, he is clearly the dominant male in the house as you are confined to your bedroom whilst he commands the entire downstairs space

wimpy charging £15 - £20 for burgers is mad, always assumed they were the runt tier fast food chain that nobody went to unless they were poor

>>214856154
it’s in their DNA to be the most hateable people on the planet so they can manufacture justification for going to war against the entire world to satisfy their suicidal zionist death cult prophecy

as always, lets give it a go

dropped me vape into my mug of coffee. Things fucked, shops are closed. Fucking FUMING

>>214856114
Get your own house then you rodent

got frasier on

Got the heating on xx

got my willy out and i'm slapping my belly with it

>>214856154
when they are 8 days old some bloke pins them down and cuts off half their willy
yanks do it too
they don't do anaestheisa because its apparently dangerous to the baby

that trauma at such a young age fucks you up in the head permanently. Thank God you weren't born a yank with your willy cut off

got the aircon on

>>214856154
they need to turn the entire world against them to force the return of the messiah who comes and saves them, not even joking this is what they believe

>>214856204
:(

>>214856204
they are literal golems arent they, the yanks

>>214856203
>>214856200
>>214856199
discord tranny raid

the poo world

Just took a shit. Might get out of bed soon.

>>214856173
Nah I could batter my da. I wouldn't tho. Because I'm a good fella.

>>214856238
that village is a great spot to settle down in i reckon

>>214856238
how is that a poo world then

^_____^

think it's a somewhat common neurosis to want to save your father somehow
unfortunately, being an old fuckwit is incurable

>>214856248
you couldnt batter a sausage you fat fuck

fucking HATE villagers me

>>214856154
having to live with arabs

>>214856238
Get the villagers raped son

>>214856192
good image
might save this onto my computer

looking at pixels on a screen

>>214856248
All available evidence says otherwise

I think when people say "jews did 9/11" what they're really saying is that Israel has a vested interest involving billions and billions of dollars in getting the world's largest military power to put its thumb on the middle east.

I say this because Osama Bin Laden repeatedly talked about how much he despised the state of Israel. Probably as much as how much he hated the United States. Usually in the form "I hate the United State's support of Israel"

>>214856238
VGH HVME

>>214856282
post body you fat aussie poof
go on
bet you fuckin wont

>>214856307
not a word

>>214856294
this has been banned by 'the woke'

is firefox being slow af and shit for anyone else
going to reinstall the browser

waiting for the /mug/ later

>>214856277
no hibiscus?

big crab pleb
or
glib carp ebb

Just wait until ~150 years later and the onion bhaji will be considered a staple of “traditional” British cuisine. (This is a reference to how fish and chips were originally brought to England in the 16th century by Sephardic Jewish immigrants from Spain and Portugal)

Kai Cenat 80k LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214856329
scr

In Camden Town there are two places you can get fish and chips and about ten you can get spicy chicken burgers
Country has gone to the dogs

>>214856306
All available edivence says you're a fat virgin retard cunt with no mates. How's that for evidence? That suit you?

>>214856325
switch over to another browser

>>214856326
got a bet on yanited

oh wow look at this fella
he's happy?

shit village that, but I've spotted two more

Going for promotion to manager at toil lads, wish me luck

Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"

Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

High IQ play from the right, all they had to do was wait for the leftists to turn themselves into the extremists and the entire narrative has changed. It’s now socially acceptable to be right wing lads.

if someone gave you a hit on a dmt vape without telling you would you be mad at them?

>>214856332
Just wait till 150 years till we tell the story how we bombed starving German children at Dresden

That will be a funny story to tell! Can't wait to get into that one.

some of you are really cute

>>214856367
why does poo seed have THREE villages that close

got plenty of fish and chip shops in Market Snodsbury

>>214856379
UM x

>>214856343
nice little comment mate, completely ignores the 100 women I’ve shagged through my 20s however

So Severance season 2 really is out? I thought it was a joke. Might give it a watch one of these days.

need to clean my rancid smelly incel flat today, got really messy/dirty

>>214856367
get a poo seal enclosure built lad

jay that fool

>>214856402
me too but wont be doing any of that and will be gorging myself on shite then sleeping the whole day

>>214856339
Most fish and chips in the UK are shite though. I'd say 90% of the ones I've eaten have either had crap fish, crap chips or both. Mushy peas are usually runny nowadays too, rather than MUSHY, and gravy and curry sauce can be hit-and-miss. Sausages are bog standard wherever you go in the country.

>>214856394
>100
That's too many

>>214856394
Picking up any half disabled working class 4 off the street isn't an achievement mate. If you had any sense you've had found a nice middle class girl by now and pumped 3 kids into her.

>>214856400
Overall not as good as the first, but it has some of the best moments - ending is also wonderful. Do watch I say!

>>214856403
Adorable

rorke from the small village Knobwank upon Cum

>>214856402
whys the black girl got her hand on her pussy

>>214856327
no I haven't found any hibiscus syrup
I could make my own jamaica but I'm worried someone might put something into the pitcher while I'm not looking
I guess there are little jamaica powder/granule packets I could used but I've never tried them before so I don't know if they're any good
or if you mean about the flowers then no no hibiscus today just roses

rorke giving a speech in the village square

>>214856435
Right? Something about dogs with their freedom and independence is adorable - that they could run off (like most lapdogs and hangbag pups would) but don't

>>214856427
Never went for a fat girls or anything under a 6/10, I’m settled down now with a fit gf and got the mortgage, sorting kids etc. now what was it you were going to do? Go downstairs from your bedroom and ask your dad to stop coughing was it my little mate

>>214856400
yeah its shite I wouldn't bother

>>214856434
Then watch it I will!

feeling rich, nice mountains, off to the next village

>>214856448
it's ai generated it's not a real drink

You are all fucking retards not worth the shite off my shoe. I am 21. I can jump off here tomorrow and not give a shite about this dump. You lot are 28, 31, 36. Here everyday like drug addicts wondering where it all went wrong

Kill yourselves. Dregs on our race. Fuck off. We don't need you and in fact it would be catharthic to kill all the moaning deadweight miserable runt bastards of the British race such as you. Fuck off and die. You're not worth nothing.

>>214856452
cronem pounding katy behind the wheelie bins x

>>214856452
what's he saying
i can't hear him

>>214856494
>>214856488

Tuatara, the British do not have these, only new zealand

>>214856485
Make a fucking axe and crafting table you mongoloid cunt

>>214856476
Unfortunately I have already made up my mind. But thank you for the heads up!

>>214856488
why do you keep posting these violent fantasies
nigga you are on /brit/ you are not going to kill anyone

corr

>>214856400
It's mostly crap, went from being a genuinely interesting show with very a curious story to aesthetic led slop for soys. The only true highlight is the ending of the season as it is a stomach-turner of a cliffhanger.

>>214856510
well we dont want them

>>214856380
cute
I thought they were going to eat the sea star for a minute
do they think his hand is food?

Is it abnormal to find people who have recently had children constantly talking about being a parent, or those who have recently got married constantly talk about being married, performative and cringy? There's so much over identification with the role of being a parent and I don't understand why people feel like they have to share it so much and more importantly start giving lectures all over social media about it

>>214856510
thats a little creature then isnt it

>>214856488
It's evolving into a schizo

>>214856518
post your fucking address you coward

>>214856495
it’s normal to have shagged a load of girls through your twenties for your average social young brit

>>214856510
>>214856543
Yes we do. Get them in, get them fed, get them bred.

I don't like what Rorke is saying. Let us beat him up and lock him up in a gibet!

>>214856488
but did you go durham for accounting like I did

>>214856552
can’t tell if this is one of those mumsnet/reddit copy pastes or sincere

melty

>>214856224
religious people are insane

>>214856552
>Isn't it weird that people who experience life-changing things talk about it?
>why can't they just be smelly bedroom dwelling incels all their lives, like me!

>>214856552
No one cares about your long gay post mate
You're a fucking faggot gay clown that should kill himself

>>214856510
And they aren't lizards, they are their own thing

>>214856486
it's both actually!

>>214855604 (OP)
you can see a bit of her BUM

Lots of anger on /brit/ today. This is what happens when we don't have diego on Friday to vent it all out on

>>214856540
Another damn cliffhanger at the end of a season? Ugh whatever I will still watch.

battered flake, potato cakes, dim sims, calamari, chips with shitloads of chicken salt

all you had to do was be social anon and you would’ve turned out differently. You must’ve been invited out at least once in your life and probably turned it down

Oh do you know what, I'm going to post my ERECT WILLY!


AND THAT WILL BE THE FUCKING END OF IT!

the haul

>>214856514
'no'

>>214856603
Billions of people have had children, it's a normal experience and I don't care about your private life so fuck off and keep it private

>>214856510
pic related is a british lizard
but I don't know what he's called

>>214856629
There’s a lad sitting in his bedroom listening to his dad cough that is particularly feisty today

>>214856643
shaggers general you projecting cunt

>>214856629
i like it
this place really isn't hostile enough, you've all gotten soft

>>214856665
skink??

Classic /brit/ interaction 19.

i heard you guys had a revolution last night o algo
what is life like in BRITANNIA today?

>>214856665
That's rorke

>>214856665
rorke

Was thinking about the British Empire earlier
Mad we missed out on that
Gran had a map from 1898 showing all the colonies and what not

Shite even

No empire is eternal eh....

>>214856675
go to r9k if you don’t wanna mingle with people who have done normal stuff

>>214856665
i think he’s called bob

>>214856606
cared enough to reply

>>214856697
Are you the one with the horse

I was never very social on account of my autism, but I've more than made up for that in other aspects of my life, such as my impressive Pokemon collection which includes years of event distributions (some in person and one from Japan), soft lock gift Pokemon, various shiny Pokemon, Pokemon from as far back as 2005, and Pokemon from women I met online

Hate it when someone pronounces laboratory incorrectly.

>>214856709
never seen anyone misread a post so badly as this

Hitting hour 42 of the fast in around half an hour, and what are you fat cunts doing today?

Rorke unmasked

Anyone ever foraged for magic mushrooms? Seems a right pain in the arse

>>214856686
yeah I thought that possibly

>>214856723
la-BO-ra-tree

stress on BO

>>214856723
labrador is it

>>214856723
Labratory

>>214856738
there's less painful ways to lose weight, lad

>>214856717
horsemong isn't gay enough to say o algo

Rorke swallowing his SIM card so the government can't track him

there's an amazing home in rural kentucky for sale, reasonably close to lexington but set in the countryside, with 250 acres of land and its own ponds, and it only costs £1m
wish I could move there

>>214856746
Stack a pile of wood chips in yer back garden and hope for the best

dexter morgans laboratory

dexters labubutory

>>214856746
yeah, I used to, but I dont do drugs anymore cause I had a bad trip

>>214856746
easier to fly to amsterdam and buy them than it is foraging for them

>>214856738
will polish off the leftover chinese in the fridge and not be fasting like a paki

>>214856648
go on then

>>214856720
that’s nice mate those Pokemon will never see the light of day again once you croak it

lab-ruh-tree

>>214856764
Fuming

>>214856746
liberty caps are very easy to find all over the UK from what i remember

>>214856798
will be leaving them to mousey in my will

Yanks say 'læb rə tɔːr.i
Brits say lə ˈbɒr ə tr.i

>>214856765
Just wanted it fast x

>>214856774
Hahaha yeah! I wish I could just fuck off from myy ancestral homeland in its hour of most deseperate need! Honour? Legacy? What does that mean? Give me a big house with Dr Pepper mr Rosenberg!

why dont you lads get yourself a nice middle of the range nothing special but does the job gf

>>214856746
you need to go to damp places where there are horses
or maybe cows

>>214856827
I can't read these runes

>>214856833
She is massively out of my league

>>214856833
hard to find one with a kind loyal heart

>>214856796
>>214856696
Classic /brit/ interaction 20.

>>214856833
>weed tattoo
get this whore beheaded

>>214856833
because it's not exciting and i would lose interest then jump ship the moment someone more attractive appears and i dont want to do that to her

>>214856746
how is it a pain in the arse? every year i pick enough to see me through until next season, in the peak district i can fill 2-3 black bin bags in one outing

>>214855611
>>214855611
>>214855611

>>214856833
same body as the wife ngl

>>214856706
Great Aunt on my mum's side used to live in Raj India and had brown servants lol

>>214856851
ur so meta and avant garde and intellectual
fuck OFF you SMUG LITTLE REDDIT CUNT

>>214856833
name

>>214856839
Laboratory

>>214856641
for me? crumbed cod or whatever's cheapest, barra if I want something a little nicer, dims or calamari, chips, and gravy if it's decent

ugh just can't be FUCKING arsed to get my hair cut today