Thread 214855611

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forever

New Android looks fucking SHITE

reinstalled firefox and it still runs like SHIT!!!!!

gf has given the thumbs up lads, football watch today is a go

>>214856833
a lass that looks like that wouldn't even look at me let alone talk to me

t. 32 year old virgin

>>214856895
install ublock origin and shit

>>214856883
me and rorke

gf has put a thumb up my bum

pooey arsewank with all the phallic vegetables in the fridge

>>214856900
how did you manage to make it to 32 as a virgin when women in this country are ready to shag at the drop of a hat just wondering

the crib

which area should I start with in the smelly incel flat clean?

Bathroom, kitchen, living room or bedroom?

how am i supposed to get good looking photos of myself for the dating apps? this is the biggest hurdle

>>214856900
do you know that for a fact or have you just never tried and instead have spent the past decade wallowing in your own misery gaslighting yourself into a state of worthlessness that depends entirely on your lack of commitment to improving in any way

>>214856914
just don't do it

>>214856939
yeah, I've tried "small talking" with women, even 4/10s and they just look through me and seem to want to get away from me. I'm not even "ugly"

>>214856939
ktim

might become a really famous figure one day. even you lot will know my name. and I will mention thank /brit/ when I get my Nobel peace prize.

>>214856932
it's dirt :\

i've wanked to emma stone a lot

>>214856933
please make better posts

Just want to lay in bed all day

>>214856833
Someone’s gonna settle down with this girl thinking they’ve done alright, from her stomach and legs you can see she is a ticking time bomb and will be fat as fuck at some point. Probably only keeping it at bay at the moment cos she’s shagging around getting the exercise in

>>214856937

Just use really old ones from college

Me? A free bird. 21 years old. Can fuck off /brit. tomorrow by sheer willpower. Love wanking, racism, femdom and England. Fuck yeah. Sieg Heil.

You lot? Fat gay millennial retards eternally wisihing it was 2008 again

Need to Poo this early in the morning something is not right

>>214856902
na its not an addon thing idk whats causing it

>white girl very publicly killed by a black man
>yank influencer killed by a deranged leftoid
>100-200k rorkes protesting in london, a meager 5k turned up to counter protest
terrible week for leftypol
anyone checked on him?

>>214857002
>Fat gay millennial retards eternally wisihing it was 2008 again

it'll happen to you too, in the blink of an eye.

>>214857002
mate.. go and enjoy your 20s ffs this general is an old man’s game

wish it was 2345 A.D. alreadgy

>>214857002
how many cocks have you taken x

how was that a red get tae fuck

>>214857002
lord i can change

>Your local courier will deliver your parcel between 11:00 and 13:00 today
GET IN

weeping now remembering when daddy made me a treehouse and put on my favorite music
need drugs now and sleep

>>214857002
don't say we didn't warn you

>>214857026
hes on reddit pretending he doesnt run the show

>>214857026
Leftypol in his bedroom plotting something big

Ah yes, /brit/ where everyone is a 10/10 gigachad millionaire with harems of the hottest bitches

>wallowing in your own misery gaslighting yourself into a state of worthlessness that depends entirely on your lack of commitment to improving in any way
ktim 29 year old virgin

>>214856989

This

She is going to be fat heifer after the first kid and will never lose it.

got to be worth 20 quid aint it

just counted there was at least 1 million people at the Tommy carnival

got some fruit pastilles

>>214857037
>watching scottish fitba in current year

>>214857002
You're so cool mate but I can fuck off /brit/ today and I wouldn't even need willpower

>>214857100
don't remember asking you vile antisemetic cunt

Virginia Wolf is cute

the biggest enemy we face is the state and leftypol types
rorke needs to drop the whole "itz da joos" act

get the niggers rubber necklaced

I dont like looking at old photos of myself because it brings me pain

>>214857090
there were billions but the bbc is supressing this info

>>214857106
im on footy manager lad

>>214857125
alri tommy

farting quite massively
not a good sign of things to come

the berg

toddy romminson

>>214857125
those types need there to be 1 big villain because the world being complicated is scary to their miniscule brains

got my microscopic acorn penis out

>>214857125
ok shlomo

Hangovers should be illegal
Starmer should outlaw hangovers
Why hasn't Labour outlawed hangovers

dont even know how i ended up with my gf it just kind of happened

>>214857167
Get him petted, fed, cuddled and loved

*grabs starmer by the scruff and screams "leave them alone" in his face*

>>214857190
that’s normal lad

only 5k counter protestors in london is mental
used to be 10 years ago the counter protestors would outnumber the rorkes 2:1

Never had a GF or even kissed a woman and I'm 32

>>214857190
caught mine in the jungle and brought her back to my cave

got pissed with my middle class cousin and agreed to join a hiking group
know its going to be full of fucking smug specky retard asthmatic freak bastard runts. want to make a good impression tho

>>214857194
>petted
poorly socialised autist mindraped by yankbabble

>>214857190
people come and go. you’ve just got to learn to live with it and to love again. why do i feel like crying

Ricky Hatton is dead lads

>>214857220
People are getting fed up
Know a couple of former leftypol who are borderline rorke now

>>214857220
things have and are changing

lost my gf years ago and not sure it will ever happen again to be honest

I've never gotten pissed up with a family member. Find it quite odd when people talk about doing that

lots of iron in these mountains, it lush

>>214857221
>Never had a GF or even kissed a woman
at 33 i have kissed a few birds and even had sex but never had a gf

>>214857231
cor bloody hell bruce did you at least check that she was 17+

>>214857264
English freak

>>214857268
>even had sex

how did this come about?

>>214857261
same but then she came back to me after 3 years like a miracle and I was so happy but then she left again and double broke me. She was just getting over her new bf and using me

>>214857267
need the brit server made

remember when this general was all uni students and top shaggers. state of you lot now

>>214857264
how is that possible, don't you have family gatherings? holidays? weddings?

>>214857284
FONC

Have a gf but she's a bit shit.

catberg running around the hallways screaming at nothing in particular

>>214857291
uni ends mate

where to find middle of the range gf

rorkey
do you love me
are you rorkeing

>>214857285
how do you run a server without everyone just destroying everything, i dont want to spend a day building something cool for mousenonce to log in and fill it with TNT

poo goblin sprinting around my house knocking stuff down and screeching

>>214857296
I haven't talked to any of my outer family in a decade. I haven't talked to any of my close family in 2 years.

>>214857281
paid em, mate

don't get the meme that the irish have small willies

I am a 5'7 Irish runt with a 6.5 incher, 7 really when I'm really going for it.

>>214857302
In what sense? Is she good looking and if not does she at least make you laugh

have a gf but she's anime

how do male leftypols under 50 still exist

>>214857326
screaming mousey on an MC server would be hilarious

>>214857332
the only odd one here is you pal

have a gf but she's trans

want to ask my sister to take some photos of me for my dating apps but it seems a but incestuous

>>214857125
bore off you boring bastard

>>214857247
>>214857248
yeah I know things are changing but still didn't see a truly mass protest in london already
tbf always thought the UK was completely done for and you'd serve as a warning for the rest of us

>>214857345
generally outcasts that manage to fit in with groups (mainly at uni) that don’t actually like them but want like minded people. Leftism is a cult.

Have a they/them partners.

>>214857368
get her shagged

genuinely haven't had a friend since primary school lol

>>214857368
cut out the middleman and shag her

>>214857368
is she fit?

>>214856833
Too much of an incel freak to maintain a conversation with them let alone start successfully dating them

>>214857372
We aren’t done for, there’s a giant majority in the country who have been told they’re not allowed to say what they think for 20 years because it’s illegal and that’s what’s changing

>>214857368
why mate? it's not nudes

why is incest so fucking hot

>>214857401
ktim even though I'm genuinely better looking

>>214857368
I'm sure your sister will be excited to hear you want to meet someone and help you out with whatever you need.

>>214857388
and even then it was only situational

im leftypol but i dont support immigration or woke stuff but gays are ok

>>214857352
Not really

>>214857401
it's going to get to the point where you're going to have to find someone to breed with for the purpose of national continuation

do your duty
Britain needs you.

>>214857425
ktim

be me
average /brit/ enjoyer, sipping Tesco’s finest instant tea
scrolling general, see Rorke ranting again
“immigrants taking over me local chippy, no more proper cod”
mfw Rorke thinks “proper cod” is a personality trait
reply “oi mate, you sound like a right rorkelet”
he doubles down, posts 10-paragraph manifesto on “British values”
includes a pic of his “patriotic” dinner: baked beans on toast
beans are from Aldi, made in Poland
call him out, “Rorke, your brexit beans are EU immigrants”
thread erupts, anons spamming “RORKE BTFO”
he ragequits, claims he’s off to “defend Rorke’s Drift”
it’s just him crying in his mum’s basement
mfw Rorke’s entire identity is a soggy chip

eating leaves and worms

>>214857345
most of them just aren't very smart and being a leftoid is an easy way for them to feel superior
got a few leftypol mates and they're just not deep thinkers at all, even them I can see the cracks starting to appear

i made moonshine from 65 ROTTING CANTALOUPES

What scents do you lot wear? The bergs offered to buy me one as a gift, and I'm not sure which one to get.

Currently stuck between Azzaro for men, Ultra male and Eau Sauvage.

>>214857425
what about trans and would you let a trans person babysit your child if you had one

just started screaming at the top of my lungs for five hours straight

>>214857425
thank you

>>214857454
tom ford or nothing

>>214857454
joop l'homme

>>214857432
unfortunately may have to be with an ethnic lass
hope that's okay

fat bloke at work is bald and looks a bit special needs in the face but he has 2 kids and a genuinely fit wife, everyone was baffled the first time we met her at the work party

in a just world he'd be an incel suffering but some how hes managed to break out

>>214857435
You are a weird little freak

>>214857425
same, am left but could get behind the anti-immigration/anti-islam protests if it wasn't for all the other shite they shoehorn into it

>>214857460
not a fan unless they pass

>>214857435
inane leftist babble you’re losing

Rorke's Brexit beans: Polish. BTFO.

>>214857454
whatever dinner's been dropped down my tshirt this week

we need to revive feminine racism
black and brown people are scary
gay people are weirdd

>>214857492
UM x

Bunner growing up big and strong

that's a dogshit spaino zinger alright

>>214857512
ummy x

>>214857512
hello cutey

>>214857435
lol yeah i remember this thread

>>214857492
her naughty bits are seamlessly connected

>>214857525
UM x

>>214857490
>>214857425
im woke but white supremacist
having gays and transes and whatnot is a sign of a healthy free advanced society, think about how brown countries don’t have any

>>214857492
odd perineal cleft
goes all the way to her bum

>>214857481
Maybe he's a kind person? Maybe the wife got on with him more than other people? Maybe relationships don't just boil down to looks and shagging like the terminally online freaks seem to think and things like warmth, companionship and love matter more?

>>214857512
whats his name

i hope youre feading him oats and none of that woke rabbit feed shite

>>214857512
get it stewed

Rorke whines, "freak, leftist babble."
Chippy’s curry sauce BTFOs his “values.”

>>214857512
fucking SEX

>>214857492
mad how its barely an inch seperating the minge from the shit pipe, seems like a recipe for infections

>>214857512
lovely creature

>>214857536
>think about how brown countries don’t have any
depends on the country, many do. Obviously not islamic/christian countries but pagan countries generally dont care

there's no such thin as an anti immigration lefty in 2025
it's the number one issue that divides both sides

>>214857492
fanny-arseing about

>>214857538
maybe youre a sacntimonious retard spastic. there's a theory mate.why don't you have a think on that one you spastic freak.

>>214857512
please post more bunner images

>>214857512
Majestic

>>214857538
but she could easily find all of that in a man thats attractive, why did she settle for someone like that

>>214857536
it’s the sign of a mentally ill society

>>214857581
mad how the root cause of all this is women having rights

>>214857589
You are so angry lmao

>>214857581
i am an anti immigration lefty in 2025 doe

>>214857609
mad how the root cause of that was the jews
mad how it always goes back to the same place

^_~

The sun is scorching but the wind is blowing

do bunnies lay eggs? how else do they form babies?

alan partridge bumbarclart

my new home until the poo tower is built

>>214857581
You divide cock up your arse mate

>>214857598
Generally attractive men have horrible fickle personalities because they can get away with shite due to their looks.

>>214857641
they split through mitosis

>>214857660
Mc should have just stayed at 1.8

>>214857581
yeh it has shattered a lot of people’s political beliefs but im still mostly left. you can believe in workers rights and stuff while also not wanting your country to be flooded with brown men, those two beliefs go hand in hand actually. it’s more complex than you might think

>>214857609
Hold on lads. Dr Incel is on the case!

>>214857660
not comfy at all

>>214857641
read a doujin called rabbit egg once so i think you're probably right

>>214857692
good post

>>214857693
shut up leftypol

>>214857626
yeah and if you ever expressed that view around a mainstream leftoid they'd call you a naughty fascist

big pleb bard
or
barb bled pig

well said zaz

Thinking about Judy from Zootopia

just got deja vu

>>214857692
i'll shatter your fucking arse mate
how's that
how that hell ye

>>214857692
fail to see how leftypol has helped workers in the last few decades tbqh

>>214857538
Do you know what matters the most? Just being there and being attentive. Like asking how her day was, how she feels, remembering important things in her life that matter to her and things she’s said to you. There are lads who think that leads to being friend zoned or something but in my experience it’s just led to either confessions of love from girls or at the very least drunken shags

>>214857714
no ones denying that lad, we know its a precarious situation

>>214857692
mate I 100% agree with that but that gets us labelled right wing and you know it

>>214857660
yay bees and trees

>>214857732
fuck yess

>>214857762
Wonderful!

There's Pokemon Beyblades now. What is the world coming to?

>>214857719
hate this meme of calling everybody fascists

>>214857737
leftypol only cares about cunts shagging each other up the arse

gods most favourite angels

>>214857737
one of our unions almost entirely run by leftoids has fought for wage increases (that wouldnt’ve happened otherwise) that have benefited me personally

>>214857778
fascists really don't like it when you call them fascists

Remember fidget spinners?

His name is Token btw

>>214857719
always see posts like this and I'm not sure what they expect him to do
round up and illegally arrest 200k people?

watching some lens reviews
come on mate have some self respect... posting your self on youtube looking like that

>>214857748
i know lad >>214857746

>>214857762
<3

>>214857719
>fascists marched on our streets
These people are no better than right wing grifters who describe everyone as communist
Tbf Sultana is the descendant of generations of paki inbreeding so her limited iq probably doesn't allow her to think critically

>>214857806
condemn them? explain to them why they're wrong? you know like be a leader

>>214857809
based ugly bastard

>>214857796
I got into drop shipping and bought £20,000 worth, just as everyone stopped buying them. Ended up selling my stock for £500

>>214857788
but they aren't fascists are they x

>>214857783
i mean fair enough but in the uk you get half your money stolen every month and theres hardly any productive industries anymore
tradies make way less in the uk than the likes of australia and i dont think leftypols "just tax more" shtick will fix any of that

It is weird that he is letting yank politicians just come to his country and rally up people to his cause.

>>214857834
well yeah they are
tell me what their protest was about and what separates that from fascism

>>214857714
why should I care about what the mainstream left think? I couldn't care less

The right wing are all Nazis and should be imprisoned

>>214857822
>condemn them?
for what
sure that would do a lot of good and not just further embolden them

>>214857834
you're arguing with spaki mate

>>214857788
I'm an actual fascist and I'd be more than happy for you to call me it
Tommeh supporters aren't fascist

>>214857833
Oh my days 0_0

>>214857875
>for what
violence
bigotry
hatred

adding to my point about gays and transes being a sign of advanced society, it’s also sort of the same with women
you never really see women out on the street at night in brown countries. it’s just not safe. the same thing happens in very brown neighbourhoods here, you even sometimes see normies on tiktok pointing this out
become woke to save the white race, lads

>>214857809
looks like he's out of a jav where a young girl gets seen to by an ugly salaryman
probably where he got his lens fetish from

>>214857833
should have bought fake labubus instead mate

>>214857859
how about you tell me why they are fascists, since its your claim

>>214857881
nazism isn't the only form of fascism

>>214857833
Lmao ffs rorke

>>214857880
omg omg omg

Why don't we follow the interior design and aesthetic views of the ancient Greeks?

That every room should be clear, defined, outlines, objects set apart, ordered bodies. A finished sculpture. As in the Apollonian spirit as Spengler said.

Order your room like a Roman. See how the objects are defined against the white and everything that is placed has its own physical defined start and end

This is what the ancient Greco-Romans metaphysically believed in,, a perfectly ordered scene of human interaction under the gaze of an enclosed world, watched by anthropomorphic gods of above"

old cunts love their abbreviations dont they
yer da could be talking about a guy called joe moe and he'd still abbreviate his name to JM

>>214857889
sounds like the right to protest you ask me

>>214857913
Alright so which form do they fall under?

no way there’s some ugly little freak in here talking about “facists” fuck off to Reddit mate

>>214857931
hahaha aye what brilliant scottish twitter patter haha

more like fatshits

>>214857925
that loks like shit

>>214857769
If you go to a Mcdonalds you see an average of 3 zoomers just sitting there with their Beyblades. It's legitimately a medical disorder.

just flushed the toilet and my poo went down it

this is private property

>>214857956
you will be attacked soon

>>214857936
violence fall outside of one's right to protest
and even if someone protests within the law it's not a leader's job to placate them even if their beliefs are flawed and their opinions horrible

>>214857972
this was me except in the 90s

whats your definition of the word 'fascist'?

>>214857906
which part of this would you say misrepresents their views

>>214857821
This is why I think there’s no bright future for humanity among the stars.

Trinity College, Cambridge has more Nobel prizes for sciences than the entire continent of Africa. The whole country of Pakistan has produced one Nobel prize winning scientist, an ahmadiya muslim their laws say is a heretic. Their nuclear scientists believe you can harness genies for free energy. These people are retards and the future is theirs.
Look at what Sultana says. Nothing about creating anything, everything about taking things others have created. When others tell you who they are, listen and believe them

OI BENCHOD
*rorke turns round*
omds

bih named sultana

>>214858023
>Their nuclear scientists believe you can harness genies for free energy.

>>214858023
>muh nobel prizes
screaming

>>214858036
squelching

l thought the Nobel prize was just some swedish jews giving prizes to their mates?

Support all gay rights. Support all woman rights. Make the pay equal. Tax the rich. Promote education above all else. Use illegal immigrants, criminals and drug addicts for invasive scientific experiments. Welcome more test subjects. Cure diseases cure ageing. Ascend.

>>214857984
tiny bit of bottle throwing that was minuscule compared to the size of the event
not saying anything isn't placating them
the real answer is that they were largely peaceful and absolutely massive protests that make kier look bad, that's why he's (rightfully) silent about them

big strong Rorke making little Timmy the trembling leftist cross the road

cum tributing charlie kirks crying grieving wife

>>214858036
s

oh bruce, i didn't recognise you! are my indian brothers treating you well?

>>214857002
>femdom
what kind?

>>214858086
you've already said this one
bit boring aren't you

cum tributing charlie kirks crying grieving wife again

>>214858053
Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood fwiw

Must’ve been were Rorke’s mum was born

*starts vibrating*

goy tributing charlie kirks rabbi

>>214858136
Again? How?

>>214858075
even if it were "good politics" (also lol this is starmer he's terrible at politics) perhaps a labour leader has a responsibility to tell the fascists or national front or whatever this new lot want to call themselves that their belief systems are wrong and that hatred isn't the answer and what socialism can actually do to help them

>>214858144
screaming

>>214858160
hi umchicken

any football watching man in?

need a twink to cuddle

funny how rorke is like "deportations now" but then eats a curry!!!!!

Boxer Ricky Hatton is photographed for the Observer in Manchester, England (2005)

>>214858175
You're so ridiculous l'm going to assume you're shitposting.

our amber

>>214858210
wonder what his thoughts on them are

>>214858218
I can save you the 24:55
I don’t know I’ve never been

>>214858210
>ricky hatton
>doesn't have a hat on

>>214858218
only know high wycombe from are lad

>>214858228
yeah good post really put me in my place

>>214858210
perfect pre-fight meal just needs a few lines and that mexican is done for

>>214858175
Perhaps a leader telling people what they believe is in wrong is a lot closer to fascist ideology than you’d care to admit. Fascist.

Islamic thinking is basically if something bad happens, a genie caused it

>>214858265
telling people who are wrong that they're wrong isn't fascist
what a moronic post

>>214858210
wtf

>>214858244
reminder the original comic is justifying owning an iphone (produced through slave labour start to finish) and being a communist, because an iphone is simply a necessary item that you require to participate in society

wonder if jk rowling shaves her pubes. even though she's like 60 she seems the type

>>214858286
I believe you’re wrong for supporting mass migration and trans people, what am I?

>>214858297
yeah having a phone is a necessary item to participate in society

>>214858287
ai post

>>214858309
wrong

>>214858286
Being wrong according to your beliefs is subjective you fucking moron

>>214858303
I still would. She seems like she’d be a great shag

>>214858340
what subjective views on the far right should the leader of the labour party have?

>>214858329
Now prove that I’m wrong and also tell me how you would deal with those who are, “wrong”

>>214858189
:(

the last /brit/

>>214858329
Wrong according to who? The temporary holders of office?

get it made
get it linked
get it posted in

>>214858364
>Now prove that I’m wrong
hating people is evil

>tell me how you would deal with those who are, “wrong”
tell you why you're wrong and explain how socialism could solve some of the problems in your life

balls

gentle reminder

>>214858420
wish that was enforced unironically

>hating people is evil
So is gang rape and beheadings

>>214858420
2015

>>214858444
it used to be

>>214858446
amazingly enough there's already laws against both of those things

>>214858453
cor

>>214858420
*takes drag*
the page 8 days...
I remember them well...
*taps ash off cig*

rorke finally admits rape is bad! big!

>>214858461
>>214858461
>>214858461

>>214858453
briefly

>>214858446
>>214858463
omdz rorke

>>214858463
can I ask how old you are