Thread 214860435

Rorke edition

>>214860435 (OP)
that's edmond

So this is rorke...

why/how does britain manage to poorly copy everything america does?

Booting up Leftypol: Hit and Run on the Xbox

Just my experience as an attractive strong Rorke, I’ve shagged many a Leftypol women. the inner turmoil it creates in them is jokes, biology supersedes their belief system it seems

rorke can dance if he wants to

Might move to China.

How do lads with Chinese gfs even live considering that chinese people are generally quite soulless, sociopathic even?

Outrageously early

I've taken the drugs and yet I'm not asleep
for this I am angry

WOULD

tex

>>214860543
madlad

>>214860383
felt a little chilly but i'm not putting the heating on just yet

>>214860543
kek. why did he do it?

According to Tommeh millions went yesterday

>>214860513
asian women are mastrubation machines
you wouldn't marry a sex arse

>>214860445
life isnt great out there mate i dont know what to tell you, they arent receiving the full benefits of chinas economic development

>>214860478
like what? rap music? faggotry? zionism? ok

Just put a hoody on

My posts have grown a lot more nihilistic as the years have passed.

summer is over

Hyperborea

middle aged bird at toil is gagging for it

>>214860639
Crying.

>>214860647
she's just being polite rorke you creep

>>214860592
according to who? and that doesn’t make sense. if china is worried about potential separatism they’d make sure they shared in the benefits of being part of china

>>214860622
I'm at my least nihilistic in a long time but I've completely melted my brain by being a shut in incel for like 5 years

>>214860647
How big are her knockers?

>>214860478
Like the Office, Shameless, The Inbetweeners, Skins, The Thick of It, Top Gear, Utopia?

>>214860665
you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be Rorke and have women after you

shorts are going back in the wardrobe

>>214860576
not as bad now ive warmed up but fresh out the shower i was nearly shivering

>>214860680
if true maybe try to turn that energy into changing your life a little bit?

>>214860689
Cracking moustache on this lad

said i would clean the flat today
instead i started drinking at 12 and have been wanking to carla brasil videos

>>214860676
they just arent you tedious nigger im not going to go looking for studies

Me? Not nihilistic in the slightest, love being alive and love love, humanity, existence, all that good stuff x

I had too much coffee lads, I'm buzzing right now

have to save up 3500€ if I mean to play GTA 6 for Christmas 2026

>>214860738
Never had coffee

>>214860732
got nothing to do with love

my risotto? a triumph

>>214860683
i can do that too.
Rock music, Rap, electronic/club music, our entire film industry, electronics, modern computing, the internet, internet culture, video games, etc
cope

You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a purse.
Asian women are sex arses

>>214860725
right so it’s bollocks then

i was sent from africa to destroy you

>>214860760
meanwhile i will be putting a microwave carbonara on later and slathering it over garlic bread fried in air

>>214860756
No? Seems negative anyway and I’m a positive happy go lucky sorta lad x

incel smelly kitchen and bathroom cleaned lads, found a new ecosystem behind my bin

>>214860560
nice calves on her

>>214860778
yeh sure

i only recently learned orientals are called bugmen because they don't have autonomy and not because they actually look like bugs

>>214860803
dubs and you eat it

>>214860803
Looks like Rorke’s hairline from a top down POV

>>214860803
That thing looks sexable

Slightly addicted to those JAVs where a newsreader woman is being banged

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tommy TOMMY

>>214860803
get it scranned

>>214860803
fungus utopia
formerly tomato

>>214860835
LOL

poo loading 87%

Time to worship Satan. I'll be back soon.

First Charles Kirk and now Ricky Hatton, Rorke's da is on his knees at the weightlifting gym screaming right now

can't believe it's gone

37 year old Yank named Tyler seething is his smelly bedroom about the UK while posting in the /brit/ thread dedicated to British Culture

get the dinghies in, get more wind turbines blighting the horizon

>>214860769
>Rock music
You really want to do this?

>Rap
We had fuck all rappers here retard. If you think Grime is rap youre a mong it came from Garage and Jungle music.

>electronic/club music
See rock music answer

Im not even going to read the rest of your list because you are retarded.

Ooooh Steven Steven!
Steven Steven Steven Steven Yaxley-Lennon

>>214860803
>>214860864
Nah definitely a strawberry

Why are you guys so angry and argumentative all the time

>>214860924
the sheer amount of unsubstantiated claims and seethe in your post is amazing. you must be brown

>>214861025
no girlfriends i imagine
having one really mellows you out

>>214861025
no were not

>>214861025
I am unable to have sex

the risot
if you even care

big strong Rorke taking away the women Leftypol is trying to impress with views he doesn’t actually believe in

>>214860924
Bodied that fat freak

any wobbly arse man in?

>>214861038
You like a bot and a faggot. Post top 5 american rock bands then. Prove me wrong.(This will be hilarious)

That's that then

>>214861050
many such cases

>>214861025
For at least half the people here they have no friends or girlfriends and /brit/ is the most important thing in their life

>>214861090
yep >>214861049

Britain really needs 1776 spirit. Come and fucking take it

I want to kill every member of the Cabient, the prime minister and the king

Arrest me MI5 or GCHQ and i’ll go on hunger strike. Fuck you. This is my country. We the free Anglo Celtic people the rules.

he got me

>>214861049
Actually looks pretty good lad.
What all you got in it?

>>214861106
They should be nice to their Brit friends then and chill out

>>214861123
That's you done, now sit down and enjoy that risot

>>214861025
that's how you get (You)s

>>214861158
give it a rest you twat

>>214861133
They see /brit/ as being invaded by other groups that they need to defend it against

>>214861119
You can't say that Rorke. Get a journal

>>214861049
hope there was some parmesan to finish x

>>214861119
Get in the bag

carnage in my bowels

>>214861106
ktim

>>214861092
>the beach boys
mogs the beatles, the stones, and led zeppelin
>yes
mogs pink floyd, genesis, etv
>nirvana
mogs U2, blur, etc.
>stone temple pilots
see above
>ramones
mogs all british punk including the clash

fucking hell he looked like he was in his 60s

Might go to the shop for the sole purpose of buying chewing gum

>>214861163
see look it worked i'm replying to you

keep accidentally leaving green stains in my undies ffs

>>214861049
where's that bowl from

>>214860769
>Rock music
The Beatles changed rock music and they've had a lot of American imitators
>video games
Brits created (and still make) GTA. That series has had yank imitations, like Saints Row

Got told I was be a ravenclaw, never seen the ‘arry po’’er so make of it what you will

>>214861261
are you into mushy pea wanks as well

>>214861240
>>yes
??????

>>214861242
booze and drugs no good for you

>>214861242
rock solid hairline though. Stevie G tier 3-head

money can't buy that

>>214861125
one smallish sweet potato thickly diced and into the air fryer @ 175c for about 30 mins
finely dice half a white onion
gently fry in oil until translucent
two gloves of garlic crushed and finely minced
half a mug of risottoey rice
toast for a minute
add half a glass of red wine and cook off the alcohol for a couple of mins
add veggie stock a ladle full at a time for the next while (i don't own a ladle but it's illustrative i actually used a pyrex jug)
when the sweet potato has about 10 mins left add some quartered mushrooms to the air fryer
put it all together
off the heat
couple of nice handfuls of spinach roughly chopped
bit of pecorino to taste
salt
pepper
parsley
zest of a lime
serve
bit more pepper
bit of the posh olive oil

>>214861276
it's this set

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXVTJRZ3

>>214861288
a fellow pwanker

>>214861302
Bro has a proceeding hairline

>>214861289
https://youtu.be/pk3HBb0mh5Q?si=-OV43RycaPPKk9Kw

Charles Veitch is a sinister character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkXRGuMOrNU

>zest of a lime
get the gay hands posted

cooking is a waste of time I just had some cheese on toast bet it tastes just as good as that slop

>>214861315
I had a half pack of smith's sour cream and onion for dinner

Might have a chwank

>>214861355
Famously English band composed of Englishmen

>>214861240
>yes
Bruh

Im evil

>>214861378
what happened to the other half?

>>214861340
tell me how i’m wrong
i couldve even kept going
>bob dylan
mogs david bowtie or brian eno
>elliott smith
mogs all modern british folk/singer/songwriter

No English players in the Liverpool team. Game’s dead

>>214861395
Yes is a British band you div

>>214861391
prefer not to say

>>214861397
england struggled against andorra

>>214861383
frontman was american and is therefore american. either way steely dan and traffic both mog them too

feeling silly :P

Just made a French Onion soup and goodness grief it’s delicious. No clue why Pierre is in the garden looking for slugs when they’ve got this simmering on the hob.

just eat like a dog me, bowls of rice and chicken, mince and potato, steak and veg etc

waste of time and effort cooking fancy dishes when food is just fuel

Thanks capitalism!

wanking to naked Japanese girls

>>214861435
Jon is not a yank, fuck sakes mate

>>214861435
Oh my days

>>214861443
snails, like most other french food, is just a vehicle to get butter and garlic into your mouth more efficiently

>he isn't spending his Sunday lifting or working on his gains
sad!

>>214861453
stfu 190

/brit/ is a closeted bisexual general

>>214861453
Uganda be kidding me

Americans have fuck all good prog bands, especially in the 70s

Big strong Rorke taking women as and when he pleases

Arrest me then. Go on. You know my address. You don’t have the stones. I’m Arthur.

Sandwiched between a man and a woman

>>214861365
i'll be using the rest of the lime sliced up and added to my beer

why do Japanese girls never visit the UK

conceivably I might have considered trying snails in a restaurant prior to posting here and learning about that aussie slug scranner who got that slugworm parasite that they carry

>>214861526
Spun that yanks jaw like a beyblade

rolling an orange

>>214861503
What about that band that did the song with the electric organ for two hours

>>214861535
They prefer not to be raped

>>214861535
issa shithole

>>214861395
>>bob dylan
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nobody likes Robert Zimmerman.

>>elliott smith
Oh that guy that topped himself who's song was in Good Will Hunting. Yeah yeah much much better than the Rolling Stones.

:)

>>214861565
What bands that then

>>214861526
pet sounds has more artistry in two minutes of a random song on the album than david bowtie or john lemon produced in the entirety of their careers

>>214861585
He has to concede now, he just has to

>>214861535
They do. Haven’t you seen those cute videos of them bowing to the horses?

have second hand embarassment reading these yank posts about music

>>214861492
Lying in bed sipping a beer to stave off the hangover.
Have gooned about 3 times.
Monging out to cops on TV.
I was up to open the curtains and make a couple jalapeno and bacon bagels, cleaned a section of the kitchen too.
Feeling a bit stiff from moving a couple pallets of paving slabs yesterday you see.

neighbourstein is retired
of course he thinks the best time to use a chainsaw all day is a weekend afternoon when i'm hungover and my head feels more fucked than mikey after he's been to a soho sauna

um

have second hand embarassment reading these yank posts

>>214861591
https://youtu.be/UIVe-rZBcm4

LIKE DOODE BRODY BRYAN WILSON TOOK LIKE 300 TAKES OF EATING VEGETABLES FOR A C-TIER GRANNYSHIT SONG BRODY DOODE THIS IS LIKE INCREDIBLE BRO

Have aids

>>214861635
The girl Leftypol tried to but never impressed
The girl a massive bulging Rorke disposed of after a night of shagging

>>214861635
imagine the cellulite

>why yes, I would like my giant luxury SUV with the smallest, rattliest farmyard tractor engine possible
Why do people do this? Spending tens of thousands for a huge barge only to get a 2.0 diesel must be extremely demoralising

bryan wilson, brian eno, and all the other ones produced far less quality over much longer careers than, say, simon and garfunkel produced in less than ten years

>>214861664
imagine thinking shagging that heifer is an accomplishment

don't know anything about cars me

>>214861670
corrrrrrrr

>>214861686
good movie tow mater is funny

>>214861713
pregnant women freak me out they are NOT SEXY

>>214861681
that’s the point, it’s not to Rorke

>>214861639
Oh, I guess they’re progish but nothing like the British bands.
https://youtu.be/oN5iJVY7zz0?si=D6Yc810jpyrIMjYo

FREE MY NIGGA!
FREE MY NIGGA!

why are australians so yankbrained

>>214861686
same. Mine's going in for its service next week. I just assume I will be paying between £500 and £1200 for whatever is wrong with it.

I mean there's nothing wrong with it, it drives fine, but this is the ritual you have to do so that's what I do.

This guy really said Elliott Smith. Nobody has thought of that guy in over 20 years. The fucking beach boys and Elliot Smith and really hope this is a wind up and not someones actual opinion

>>214861734
its disgusting for any man to stoop that low

and what about brian blessed

>>214861565
Iron butterfly - in agadda daveda

>>214861748
mogs any british singer/songwriter in the past 40 years

>>214861743
Chuds are everywhere

>>214861743
these cunts are a tiny minority of facebook-poisoned boomer freaks, please don’t assume that everyone here is like this

>>214861766
A huge strong Rorke beds many women, it’s a means to an end

well rorke?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757856055875544.mp4

>>214861743
it's a colony thing

>I don’t want yanks here
>replies to their posts
Attention fuels them, stop replying to them

Unite the Kingdom

>>214861832
would. next question.

>>214861783
OMDS

>>214861798
are there swedish chuds who would brandish a sign that reads
>WE NEED A FIX LIKE 1776
?

>>214861240
>>the beach boys
>mogs the beatles, the stones, and led zeppelin
>>yes
>mogs pink floyd, genesis, etv
>>214861395
>>bob dylan
>mogs david bowtie or brian eno

so what has this protest accomplished then?

>>214861861
name one good british rock band that beats the doors

>>214861896
good engagement for our tommeh on social

>>214861896
any opportunity to remind browns they aren’t welcome is a win

>>214861859
what's for dinner?

>>214861896
Few quid for the idf

ra ra rasputin

I've finally done it lads, I've watched so much porn that it no longer turns me on. 25 years of wanking to women I will never meet has come to an end. Time to focus on the sex life with my gf.

>>214861896
Starmer gone by November

they didn't have any orange and mango at the asda so i had to settle for significantly worse orange and pineapple

>>214861956
except Metallica and STP unironically btfo anything from late 80s/90s british rock

>>214861948
koala bolognese

>80s/90s music
uncs

>>214861832
His desperation to be accepted is a massive turn off. Maybe if he stopped banging on about being a tranny, he'd get more action.

>>214862000
bet koalas taste vile

>>214861896
Let off some steam, make the "right" feel like they achieved something, many shekles in Tommeh's bank account

>>214861970
same happened to me and wanking over the 80ish women I’ve shagged previously, none of it works anymore and feel like I’ve shagged them all hundreds of times

Magine listening to Bob Dylan unironically

Liverpool's green away kit <3
Erin go Bragh <3

>>214862049
i’m literally doing that right now. what’s the problem?

What's your favourite Oasis song?
1. All Around The World
2. Slide Away
3. Live Forever
4. Champagne Supernova
5. Don't Look Back In Anger
6. Wonderwall
7. Supersonic
8. Fuckin' in the Bushes
9. Gas Panic!
10. The Importance Of Being Idle
11. Married With Children
12. Force of Nature
13. D'You Know What I Mean?
14. Whatever
15. Roll With It
16. Lyla
17. Little By Little
18. Some Might Say
19. Cast No Shadow
20. She's Electric
21. Morning Glory
22. Up In The Sky
23. Go Let It Out
24. Let There Be Love
25. Rock 'n' Roll Star
26. Shakermaker
27. Columbia
28. Cigarettes & Alcohol
29. Digsy's Dinner
30. Stop Crying Your Heart Out
31. Half the World Away
32. Hey Now!
33. Stand By Me

>>214862064
just what i want to see during missionary. a cat’s face and a giant bug. kill all women

>>214862064
god I bet she gets just the right amount of sweaty

>>214862076
Little James is unironically the only worthwhile Oasis song

Iron maiden

>>214861986
At what age did you sustain the traumatic brain injury?

>>214862032
>80ish
Does that include prostitutes? I've done 38, including 11 whores.

>>214862107
name one british band from the 90s that put out an album better than Metallica’s Black Album

>>214862129
the beautiful south

>>214862049
dylan is great, but thinking he "mogs" bowie is so ludicrously delusional it could only be seen in a 4chan cope post about american vs british music. they're not comparable or competing with each other in any way

Ive been listening to a lot of Duran Duran recently. What are your opinions on this development?

>>214862114
Nah, was just very active in nightclubs/on dating apps from 20-30. settled down now, same old fanny every time

Bob Vylan

>>214862178
i honestly dont have any. sorry.

the duscran duscran

>>214862076
Champagne supernova
Reminds me of my younger days at this house party where everyone stayed up all night getting high.

>>214862178
whats your fave song

>>214862051
Needs to be this pattern

any muslims itt?

is spaki here every waking moment or what

>>214862129
Urban Hymns

>>214862178
have you seen the irish film sing street (2016)?

>>214862215
The Chaffeur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCF2nMrQde8

>>214862181
Do they all have the same musky smell?
I've only slept with one woman you see

>>214862268
No. Any good?

Might get into wearing bandanas on my head

>>214862307
i think so i can't really remember it

>>214862181
There's one girl I dated 10 years ago for a few months, and she had the most perfect, tight, coin slot pussy. It was always waxed, and when she was at home she was basically a nudist, so I got to see it a lot. When it comes to my exes it's the one thing I wank to the most. My current gf has a nice one though.

Gonna die in my 40s lonely, isolated and resentful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecX_1pqxk0

Mans has some crackers of tunes but some of his songs legitimately sound like a Mad TV parody.

>>214862129
B*Witched

>>214862290
They all smell different, some are horrendous like decaying corpse, some are fishy and some are pretty much odourless. Where does yours fall on this scale

>>214862129
Metallica are overrated wank

>>214862213
We dont have those here. Are these the aussie equivalent of Party Rings

im scared of vaginas

got infowars on

canoodling with the cat

sipping some water

>>214862398
Can't tell if cute or noncey

>>214862347
After a shower it's definitely less of a smell but it was like a musky, slightly fishy/ pee smell I suppose.
It's hard to describe other than smelling of fanny haha

>>214862398
Nonce

having a go

Well, that's me turned 30. Maaan, I loved my twenties. I worked hard, partied hard, went on crazy adventures, met some amazing people and fell in love more times than I care to count. But it's time to buckle down now. I need to slow down on the drink. On the partying. I need to start pouring my passion into my career. First one into the office. Last one to leave. I need to be stronger and healthier. A Heineken 0.0%. A Strava account. A bone broth. A green tea. Sure, I can go out every now and then but I've got to start somewhere. Tall oaks from little acorns. The best time to start was yesterday, the second best time is now. I'll do it for my future wife. My future children. My future self. I'll do it all for a clue.

>>214862321
I have really fond memories of women who’s Fanny’s just felt superior too, some of them just hit the lottery and have a perfect penis pleaser in there

>>214862379
pains me to know that you lads will never know the joy of the humble arnott’s tic toc

picking the dog muck out of my pubes and eating it

>>214862129
>Metallica
Ask random people outside of america to name 1 Metallica song and they'd struggle. They're unironically a 1 hit wonder outside the states.

INB4 the Moscow concert. The people were there to see AC/DC

need food

>>214862433
Biscuit looks a bit thicc. Is it like shortcake?

>>214862424
A fine essay

>>214862424
Happy birthday mate x

rorke making a faustian bargain with his job coach

>>214862471
haven’t eaten one in close to 20 years but pretty sure they are yeah

Don’t get why people say happy birthday, what are you meant to say? Thanks? Thanks for saying ‘happy birthday’? What service did you provide? What am I thanking you for? Just shut up

>>214860435 (OP)
Did you know a group of beavers is known as a "nursery" and the sound a beaver makes is called a "queef"

need to get a hold of whatever parmenides was smoking

might watch a filum

how do people with no inner monologue process thoughts

>>214862380
they look scary tbf

>>214862546
autistic dweeb

>>214862546
Yawn

>>214862424
Happy birthday m8

>>214862431
Yeah definitely, it's like you put it in and it automatically wraps around it in the most pleasurable way lol

>>214862333
t. Ricky Hatton

>>214862546
plus tip

>>214862546
You're meant to make a joke, start a conversation, flirt and eventually take them out on date. For example, "Haha I'm feeling it this year. You know how some ages feel more significant than others? What was the last age you felt was a significant milestone?". Then they reply and you escalate with something like "Well you look really good for your age. Haha, No no I'm serious! You look great!". Then there's a brief silence so you say something like "Well I know it's my birthday but how about I take you out for a drink? Can't say no to the birthday boy haha".

fuming with evil incel rage again

Just spent a good hour picking moth larvae out of the infested piece of carpet with a pair of tweezers, hundreds of those little fuckers. Not good lads.

ricky fatton f

>>214862645
Is there a story behind this post?

>>214862645
Fuck up weirdo pick up artist

>>214862592
He's in heaven eating pies with Bernard Manning now. Bless him.

>>214862657
Just tear it out and burn it I say

>>214862667
jej

>>214862645
bizarre freak

>>214862645
Because of the implications

>>214862645
rorke's rizz

>>214862746
American TV show reference btw. notice how you couldve made any reference to a British TV show but the American show is what first came to mind

Too shy to hit on people, I just stand around and aura farm near them when I’m attracted

put a cork in it rorke

>>214862777
mentally ill freak

>>214862808
my triple 7s say otherwise

>>214862645
what b movie is this from

on the grindr

well?

*blacks rorke*

just bought an rgb modded n64

>>214862657
What do they look like lad?
I have found 2 wood eating weevils in my new house this week.
Haven't seen any dust signs or holes on any wood so I am hoping they came in from outside.
I did however realise that half the air bricks at the base of the house were covered by bushes that the previous owners planted like mongs.
As such I have cout down everything on front of them so that the subfloor rafters can breathe and dry out in case they came up from below.
Apparently they need damp wood so if it dries out they all die off etc.
Got the dehumidifier on 24/7 too

>>214862910
>>214862910
>>214862910