Thread 214864001

The last and final /cum/, ever.
After this, we all move to /bra/.

Sorry but I only post in /cum/ threads made by non-/cum/ flags

I like this image, it’s very cute.

>>214864083
is this why you were bumping the thread so much

>>214864191
No I just saved it from a Canadian two weeks ago or something

>>214864001 (OP)
>After this, we all move to /bra/.
I'm taking a look, and I am NOT liking what I am seeing over there.

What situation are you putting yourself into today?

Dreamt about her again award

>>214864395
Going to the pool for the last time this Summer

Christmas soon

>>214864395
I should go to the supermarket.

>>214864574
I love Christmas time!

I support Israel but jews are definitely evil people by nature. I don't know if it's part of their DNA, their religion, their ethnicity or their culture but sure enough the vast majority of them are straight up evil

Death to all trannies

>>214864641
I support Israel I just don't want to be financially supporting Israel just morally

>>214864641
The fuck has Anne Frank ever done to you bitch?

I'm from Nigeria and I just seen a white emo irl. Y'all REALLY DO in 2025?

>>214864648
Bit excessive

Americans be like
>The sugar in fruit can cause diabetes

>>214864832
You eat roadkill in nigeria

>>214864932
White hillbillies eat roadkill. The redneck on The Simpsons did it.

>>214864925
Rice causes diabetes

>>214864760
Anne Frank is the jewish Hellen Keller
not real

Masturbation is essential for the well-being of the male psyche

>>214864993
Yeah in the deep south they live in the woods on the side of the highway and eat the roadkill

>>214865074
But Anne Frank invented the ballpoint pen and Helen Keller was a soycialist. Dr Shekelberg told me so

>>214865108
There's hillbillies like that here too. trust me.

Nigerians eat other people

>>214865135
I very much doubt there is any serious number of homeless people in canada outside of cities during the winter

THANOS SNAP

just ate tacos for breakfast

>>214865267
I had frittatas

toilberg did not grant my request for a weekend off to go and see fatherberg

>>214864001 (OP)
Please, don't come to /bra/. You will regret it.

pretty much every reason that people hate the south boils down to "black people live there"

>>214864395
$800 in a month isn't really all that much, especially given how dangerous that activity is. assuming it's even real.

>>214864574
we're still over a month away from fucking Halloween
do you own a grocery store or something

i have a penis you have a vagina, we were made for each other

finally unbanned

how can i get into arguing with people on twitter

I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WASTED
IT MAKES IT EASIER TO FAKE IT
THE ONLY TIME WE REALLY TALK
IS WHEN OUR CLOTHES ARE COMING OFF
I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WASTED
IT MAKES IT EASIER TO SAY
LAY ALL YOUR LAUNDRY ON THE BED
AND THEN I'LL LAY IN IT INSTEAD
I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE'RE WASTED

>>214865715
What did you do sister

I've got one of those parrots in the same room as me while typing this. They are called cockatiels and they are indeed very cute.

You've never seen my face before
You will not recognize my voice
I am the perfect law to end these wicked crimes
I am a man without a past
I face a world without a future
And I've done it all at least a million times
I'm the eyes that read between the lines
I devise the rumors - and vicious lies
I do everything I can to hide the truth
But can you see it in my eyes?
I kill spies

Converting to Islam, I'm finally happy for the first time in my life

>>214865889
im glad your brain removal surgery went well bro

>>214865804
bullied a chicano

My friend told me this movie was just 2 hours of emma stone talking about fingering herself can anybody confirm

>>214865994
>woman talking for two hours
not going to watch that

>>214865994
She masturbates with a vegetable and she gets railed like 20 times but it's kinda gross and she has no tits

>>214865994
Yeah it was pretty shit
She breaks free by becoming a whore
But you can see her bush and it’s nice

what if you work and then come home to a nagging bitch wife

i am one of the cockroaches scurrying before the light of the final dawn

true

I just farted the stinkiest fart I've ever smelled holy FUCK that was one stinky fart

>>214866512
Here’s why that’s a good thing

I believe the earth is round but I'm not convinced it rotates

>>214866269
Give her clit a good tongue thrashing to correct her

>>214866765
thats not how it goes down homie, you dont know shit

its time to start coping and seething

>>214866825
Women are controlled by their emotions, they can't be argued or reasoned into being chill, so you have to override whatever negative emotions they're feeling with immense pleasure. youre right that I don't know shit btw but still

back from church

Charlie kirks job was to shut down all criticism of jews and israel and crush white nationalism
Fuck him im glad hes dead

gonna text a girl. desu i'd be lucky to get a "fuck off and leave me alone" in response, but god dammit i'm gonna try.

>>214866916
What did you learn

>>214866920
you on a new vpn, malta?

Saudi Arabia is one of my favorite characters on here

>>214866920
2 days ago you were saying that he was assassinated by the jews because he wasn't supporting Israel you psychotic schizo

>>214866965
For me it's Finland

>>214866932
Post results later please

>>214866938
today is feast of the holy cross. the priest gave us a history lesson on the cross and taught we all have a cross to bear. and that the cross is a symbol of hope and not suffering.

>>214867033
are you the short guy or t Hanks

>>214866972
No i didnt

>>214867054
neither?

football soon

I think redditjeet got ran out of here

>>214866972
Why would israel assassinate one of their top agents?

>>214867197
He turned on them and didn't want the United States bombing other countries in their behalf
From what I've heard at least

i don't like the german guy and the brazilian guy. not because they're non-/cum/, but because they make awful posts.
the icelandic guy who comes around here every now and then is okay though.

>>214867289
footkraut is essential to the survival of cum

>>214867289
The Germans porn addiction and awful political takes are grating but the Brazilian makes banger posts 2bh I like him

>>214867247
Kirks last video was him with ben shaprio brainstorm how to defend israel from claims they are committing genocide
You are an absolute retard
Kirk served jews his entire career

>>214867423
you only like the brazilian because you are one

I let my coffee get cold >:(

N

>hey man, let's buy this game together
>It's an open world survival crafting game chore simulator!
>It's in early access but there's a ton of new content in it, now you gotta do more intermediate steps to build useful equipment, the physics is way more unforgiving, and the enemies have higher damage!
Why are they like this?

>>214867033
read this in an irish accent

Time for my mandatory bi yearly car inspection that now costs 160 fucking euros

Love me love me SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

This carpenter bitch is so fucking gross

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZBt0TgNW9wI

Submit to Rome

crazy how such a simple qoute can cause everyone to seethe

>>214867591
The only one of those games I like is The Long Dark, there's no multiplayer and the solitude just adds to the ambiance. Also it doesn't have base building and crap like that, just living off the land. Very comfy.

>>214867591
i dont know i dont have friends

>>214865597
Most libtards think the south is mostly white rednecks

>>214867836
Especially Muslims

Retake Constantinople

>>214867688
TÜV and GEZ is the reason I left Germany.

Palestine belongs to England.
We will rename Jerusalem New Liverpool.

Eating a gyro in Astoria

why do anglos go on about being old stock when the old stock of the americas are italics, hispanics, and lusos?

If I didn't get assaulted on may 18th 2025.

I would have went for a walk by now.

>>214868071
What happened
What was the race of your assailant

>>214867995
Come home white man

>>214868104
illegal Jeet

>>214868137
did you get raped by a jeet or something kek

Im not dying for israel

>>214868137
Ok but what happened?
did the jeet have a weapon? They're weaklings

We ouchea

I'm all up in your shit so what the fuck!

>>214867835
she reminds me of this

>>214868337
LOL
True

>>214868337
Wtf I'm a mccraecist now

Karoline Leavitt is insufferable but she is so hot.

>>214868395
I want to be front row at one of her shows and take foot pics

>>214868395
This is the only Tate McRae song I like but it's a banger: https://youtu.be/JivVG7MHh2E

>>214868395
She's so painfully Italian looking.

Very nice documentary about the restoration of a pinball machine.
Has English subtitles.
Highly recommended!! A cozy watch!!

https://youtu.be/iwBxDxglDBk

>>214868588
You actually speak German?

>>214868624
Yah obvs

>>214868651
Drachenfutter

When I see British, German, Japanese, or Korean flags I always assume they're just US soldiers

>>214867087
REAL football was yesterday

>>214868678
Join the Drachengame

LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL
https://youtu.be/3Yuqxl284cg

>>214868703
If I told a german tourist "Deutschland uber alles" what would be the most likely reaction?

>>214868736
Makes me wish I could have car sex

>>214868651
Wtf I thought you were just Balkanoid migrant

Currently watching my first ever Tate McRae music video and it’s basically softcore porn

>>214868742
Since the USA is basically a Nazi country now under Trump all the softie cunts won’t be visiting anyway. You’d either get no reaction or a HELL YEAH BRO!! instead of a meltdown.
>>214868787
Why

>>214868736
Isn't she some kind of weird communist? I'm sure I heard something odd about her.

>>214868779
Wish some hot, anonymous slag I met off the internet with a car would come to me and hump me and take my virginity in the backseat ;_;

My favorite softcore porn was co ed confidential which I watched on Cinemax at night time

blood sausage for lunch

>>214868896
Would you be interested in a serving of the traditional dish called dead grandmother

>>214868857
She's a spiritual/new age/woo person who got pipelined into anti-vax and other conspiracy theories.

The Holy Bible says eating blood is a sin.

This song is a bop

https://youtu.be/qq-H438Ic_E

i hate my life so much

Yall got me FUCKED up nigga!!!

theres no way people pay for AI porn games

>>214869084
Why? What's wrong

If I walked around with this on a shirt and "Deutschland" printed on it what are the odds I get confronted?

>>214869132
nothing good ever happens

>>214869126
There’s way way people do

>>214866932
update: more than an hour and still no reply. it's fucking over.

>>214869153
Make something good happen even if it's small
Can't you just enjoy the moment and boot up a book or show you like or something

>>214868178
No. But jeets are rapey and stalk a lot.

This song low key goes so hard

https://youtu.be/CgCVZdcKcqY

Only that bridge part or whatever it’s called ruins it

>>214866858
>Women are controlled by their emotions, they can't be argued or reasoned into being chill, so you have to override whatever negative emotions they're feeling with immense pleasure
This was more accurate than what most anons say in here

>>214868530
>McRae
>Italian looking
How can you use /int/ with such a bad phenotype detector?

Bridges to terabithia

>>214869172
You're supposed to text more than one so you're not obsessing over 1 skank.

>>214869308
She's totally an Eye-tie.

>>214869146
One time I was walking through one of Canada's largest malls and this 50ish couple was wearing matching SS skull t-shirts with the words "SUPPORT SLAVERY" on it. No idea what they were up to but I saw it and laughed.

>>214869346
there was another girl, i didn't get her number but i did give mine to her. desu i doubt she'll ever text me tho.

you now remember that eminem aerosmith song

what would happen if i went to a white midwestern and called him a fucking nigger to his face?

>>214869377
sneminem

>>214869382
A Minnesotan would fall to his knees and thank you for the blessing

i fucking tired all the time

Some fat family blocked my brother's car in and when he asked if they can move they got offended and said no because theyre not blocking him in

The united states is better than canada

>>214869426
Redditjeet ain't gonna like this...

>>214869445
He's gone, he gets legitimately upset over racism kek

Women's species being is to receive male penises preferably my own
Like every subtle movement, the dainty flick of her air seems to signal "I need to be dicked down now!"
Mind boggling

>>214869459
There's no racism here

>>214869522
*Hair

>>214869522
You're a disgusting pig for thinking this

I just slept for 14 hours.

Another shift of wage slavery rapidly approaching , free time receding
It's over my life is finished

>>214869175
nta but what's the point of a few small good things when the world is full of countless big bad things?

>>214869459
>legitimately upset over racism
It always is entirely foreign to me that these sort of people exist. Like they see a black person saying nigger and are like 'cool' but they see another account saying nigger and regardless of why they get made solely because it wasn't a black person behind that account. Also they aren't even black themselves either.

>>214869566
Show tits or gtfo whore
If tranny, then rope

>>214869590
Dude just distract yourself with meaningless fleeting pleasures until you die like most people, stop worrying about shit or thinking

>>214869591
Back in the day everybody said nigger
on COD but now saying anything gets you banned

Imagine throwing away your life to defend your tranny furry lover's honor

>>214869590
What's the point on focusing on the countless bad things when you can focus on good things?
The internet made you think all that fear mongering shit matters
>>214869632
Cringe you can contemplate without being miserable

>>214869658
Umm akchually he was right-wing. A leftist, tranny loving, MAGA, White, Christian, right winger.

>>214869677
>you can contemplate without being miserable
That's kinda untrue which is why Buddhism, Stoicism etc. focus on things like that whereas true normies barely even think about that stuff and are almost completely unbothered by it

>>214868467
sexy soles

>>214869732
Im a True normie

>>214869732
Buddhists intentionally detach themselves from pleasure, you don't have to do that. Enjoy life and contemplate meaning or whatever at the same time.

>>214869779
>Buddhists intentionally detach themselves from pleasure
Yes but why exactly do they do that?

Watch another /cum/ thread pop up

The killer did what he did because he fell in love with a tranny and he knew his dad would never approve of him

>>214869831
Because the fat smiling man said so

amazon fresh wont be here till night time

>>214869698
It's 2025 furries and trannies are fascistic af

>>214869841
Tbqh I think he did it just to be like Luigi, guy got away completely and told his parents like 24 hours later

>>214869841
he really is jason in a lot of ways

>>214869831
Cuz pleasure and pain are two sides of the same coin. They all bring stimulation
And a good buddhist is a little npc who completely extinguished his soul and will because they're all cucked little big people

you good cuh?

See you in juvie BITCH

Boulder ontop of my head smattering me into a million pieces NOW

i need a boss bitch with a career

How many of you have been arrested before

>>214869846
Did you know the fat guy isn't even Buddha (Siddartha) he's a completely seperate buddha (Budai) but for some reason he's almost as famous as the other Buddha in the West?

can one of you hold me in their arm

>>214869632
That's not the way I want to live my life. I don't want to live in blissful ignorance while the world around me falls apart. Besides, willingly choosing ignorance isn't really ignorance at all. In the back of your mind, you'll always know that things are awful.
>>214869677
See above. You can spend an entire weekend watching fun movies, eating delicious food, maybe even having sex if you're lucky, but once it's all over, there's no option but to face the reality that the world is an awful place.

>>214869990
I talked my way out of a trespassing areest

>>214869990
Me, but I have absolutely no memory of it because of alcohol

>>214869990
Never.
The guy assaulted me on may 18th 2025.
As soon as he smacked me really hard. He was like call the police.

Death to Jeets.

>>214869990
I was arrested for underage drinking but other than that never

>>214870005
No I didn’t but admittedly I don’t really care about it now that I know

>>214869990
I was arrested in Cambodia in Siem Reap for drug possession/open drug use. I bribed my way out of the arrest.

>>214870009
I don’t have arms but you can find warmth under my chickendog wings

there is a jeet doing the naenae in a tutorial video on the dance’s wiki page

Jazz hands but with tr00ns

I expected many people edgy/shock posting after Charlie got killed but I never expected most of the Left would openly cheer for it. Are normies really that far gone nowadays? Maybe we might get a real civil war in my lifetime.

Last winter, I was drunk as fuck talking to some old man on omegle and telling this old man I want a wife.

Is that weird?
He was like, I hope you get a wife one day.

I'm the pride of Berne, New York

>>214870266
Yeah it turns out demonizing your political opposition as subhumans leads to people being willing to see them die.

>>214870266
Uhm we're happy he's gone but also the shooter was secretly a right wing grouper or something,but if it were a leftist it would have been based, but it wasn't
But also violence isn't ok but it's funny
Or something

Why do Negros have like „Demarcus Carter II“ „Richard Simmons III“ type names
Like you’re not the offspring of royalty or some shit

>>214870323
They're starting to quiet down now that it looks like he's a tranny loving leftist

>>214870369
It has to do with loads of them calling their kids Junior without really thinking about it

>>214870158
Wikipedia is going to be nothing but jeet pictures and jeet demonstrations

>>214870369
With their last names it's cause their angloid masters named them anglo names

you're still talking about the shooting

thinking about going to the us and shooting guns with the bros

I think god is real because I'm a 25 year old only child and I never got stabbed or physically robbed on the street.

Never been to jail.
Never been to the mental hospital.
Never been to the drunk tank.
Never been to the psych ward.

>>214870520
Last time I went to a shooting range in the US (Florida) every person in there besides the owner were foreigners and he was pissed off at their inexperience/retardedness. When he talked to me he gave me this knowing look and I didn't have the heart to tell him I also wasn't American.

>>214870608
Did you let him hit?

>>214870520
cant you do that in brazil?

i radicalized you people

>>214870608
HE chose to welcome them as costumers.
HE should be responsible to assess their skill and refuse service if deemed unfit to handle a gun.

>>214870654
He hit the counter several times yelling at the Britishers and mystery meat brown people for fooling around and opening both the doors into the range while people were still shooting.

Germans, italians, and Japanese should be ruling over planet earth and the human species

This video started me down the path of radicalization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uikArUFfdVQ

What if GOD was one of us?
Just a Neet like one of us?
Just a GOONER on the bus, trying to take sneaky pics on his cellphone?
So he can jerk when he’s back home?

>>214869990
I've been stopped for various things but never arrested.

business idea: day drinking

>>214870742
what the fuck is this

>>214870698
>refuse service
Against the 2nd Amendment o algo

>>214870761
Our GOD is an AWSOME god

Let me fart into your butt hole

BEEN AROUND THE WORLD DONT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
BUT YOUR BOOTY DONT NEED EXPLAININ
ALL I REALLY NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
WHEN. YOU
talk dirty to me

>Savage gorilla squishes the smug man of science
Amen. Inshallah. A-riveh-dah-chee. Bravo.

Mother fucker. Fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Siskill

I'm going to apply to get into university as a person with a GED, hopefully the Jews allow me to get in.

>>214870904
Fun Fact:
There are 0 documented cases of a gorilla actually killing a human. All those crude comparisons with niggers are incredibly offensive to gorillas.

been on a gregorian chant kick lately

business idea: if you collect social security you forfeit your right to vote

>>214870323
I love how inconsistent the narrative from the left is about the shooter not being a leftist. I’ve seen leftists both claim the Bella Cia thing comes from a groyper playlist and others say it’s a gaming thing. Meanwhile average people know it’s a leftist anthem lol

>>214871066
You mean welfare?
Also votes are rigged.

excuse me miss there's a spider on your back

Pools should be open later than Labor Day

>>214870675
yeah but you can only get access to the cool guns if you're a criminal

>>214871196
They aren't open later in the Sunbelt states? That would be surprising to me

Caviar comes from beluga whales

Dude I just want to kill myself.
No one invites me to shit.
Dog eat dog world.

should i drink this red bull

>>214871300
No

>>214871322
Used to have physical copies of the Onion for free in my (former) city of residence. Was a comfy time.

>>214871237
They aren’t in Vaginia

>it was nice meeting you. yes i'd be down to grab a drink sometime
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>214871011
https://youtu.be/MgHclJGCOPY

>>214871450
who?

>>214871450
send her 50 miller high life commercial videos

Is DiStefano here

>>214871594
commendatore

can we start posting more, saving a post for the new thread

>>214871622
>saving at 270
kys

nobody reply to the brazilian's post next thread

Why do Euros post in /cum/? Don't you people have 5 bazillion Euro threads you already post in?

Today feels really weird.
Like no one is outside.

>>214871602
Found this song
https://youtu.be/TKkDbYuKKMk?si=f9YmZ_BuoUvm5HA4

>>214871556
a female

>>214871622
can you start posting less

I smile and try to make everybody think that I'm okay, but inside, I'm Margaret Thatcher.

Farted so hard my asshole stings

>>214871666
I just realized today is the day is the last time I ever did cocaine.
On September 14 2024.

It's been one year since I have done cocaine.

NFL teams now have male cheerleaders, seems gay

The worst thing about being a time traveler is that if I can't reveal anything because even the mildest disruptions will cause a cascade of unpredictable results

>>214871769
proud of you, arbys

never been drunk or done any illegal drugs ever ama

>>214871787
can you suck my cock though?

Im 29 and I still fall in love like a fucking retard

cum bum
bum cum

the T in LGBT stands for terrorism

>>214871802
How did you find /cum/, Drake?

>government put a 50% tariff on chink cars
>people in the comments say the same thing trumpanzees say
I hate them. I hate them all.
>hey, goy you want to buy a chink car? 50%+16% of the car price belongs to me now; that tax money I will spend here in the south will make you rich. By the way, we're increasing your savings tax

>>214871807
In terms of not impacting the timeline, yes I could suck your cock. But that'd be fucking gay so I won't.

Drake the type of nigga to ask for ketchup on the side

>>214871793
I did it an ex co workers house.
He's 38 and I am 25.

>>214871279
>No one invites me to shit.
You either have a shit social circle that you need to burn bridges with or you don't have a circle at all. Realistically you can't force shit, its probably not what you want to hear, but getting a genuine hobby and becoming competitive at it goes a long way socially.

>>214871879
bro playing hard to get

>>214871854
i been in /cum/ almost since the beginning, in late 2015

>>214871878
why would you even want one of those deathtraps

>>214871775
That IS gay as fuck yeah
Is it zesty niggers?

>>214871878
did us a favor buy a japanese car instead

imagine if elon musk was posting in here right now and you wouldn`t even know

>>214871902
I like arm wrestling.
I don't have a social circle.
Everyone is jealous of me lowkey.

I do not care about culture wars like male cheerleaders

should I day drink or not
Beers are on the line

>>214871928
>>214871956
I'm not buying a chink car, but I don't want the government telling me what to buy. They can fuck off.

>>214871958
Send me bitcoin so I can buy pizza at the bar.

Realistically, he's probably doing ketamine like the addict he is.

Use this for the new

>>214871878
That woman changed mexicos aura, it feels onions as hell now.

hows your labubu collection coming along

>>214872091
You're my labubu <3

>>214872007
>Realistically, he's probably doing ketamine like the addict he is.
Based elon. For a nerdfag he could be playing v*deogayms instead

>>214872113
>No previous
>No edition
I smell curry

>>214872113
fuck off schizo

>>214869990
That's a juvi record it doesn't count

>>214871879
How do you know it wouldn't affect the timeline

>>214868737
>>214868737
>>214868737
>>214868737
migrate

new
>>214872424
>>214872424
>>214872424