>>214869626
Say you're Syrian.
A German Nazi did that and got asylum. He was white and couldn't speak Syrian.
They don't check it at all.
Or just throw away your passport, say you're a moon dweller, and simply don't speak Russian at the authorities—then you'll get asylum too.
Its easy as that
And if you don't feel like it anymore, take the €5,000 departure incentive and fly back home, that's what the Turks do. They earn more than if they worked in Turkey.