Thread 214872636

marilyn edition

poo smells lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRHHTQZXhoI
it's up lads

Wasn't Brexit supposed to give control of immigration back to Britain and help fund the NHS? So Brexiters won and got their people in government, so why is immigration still an issue? The same people who did Brexit are now decrying immigration, again? It doesn't make any sense to me.

To be fair I am an American, but I thought the whole Brexit thing was supposed to allow the government to control immigration. And Nigel Farage led the Brexit movement, and the conservatives won.

So why are there now all these movements against immigration?

My understanding is that the conservatives won Brexit (let me know if I'm wrong on this), and then failed miserably, but now those same people are calling for immigration reform? Didn't they have control of immigration before? I am really trying to understand because I thought this was all handled during Brexit

>>214872636 (OP)
Did you know that 1 in 4 adults in Swaziland have HIV/AIDS? This region has the highest adult HIV prevalence globally. While AIDS-related deaths have declined by ~40% since 2016, the question still remains: what do niggers think about AIDS?

>>214872736
It's called Eswatini chud

>>214872711
Cheers Tom

really want to touch one of them tomorrow morning

>>214872636 (OP)
Favourite Marilyn Monroe film?
I can't decide between Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, or The Misfits.
She'd have been 100 years old next year.
Instead we're in the Suzy Izzard timeline.

>>214872794
'

>>214872794
*boots your head clean off*

In London for the weekend
Mental how many white girl black man couples i saw

>>214872794
XVI

After that shameful display today, I really do think United need to have a long time of reflection to figure out what's going wrong with the club.
They've gone through countless managers over the last few years, the players have been switched out (in my opinion with a set of dubious transfers), and yet, the quality of the football just hasn't really improved.
What would've been a simple win at the derby drew out a shocking loss, whether it's the coaching strategy or Carrington, something has got to change - even the most ardent of the fans will demand as much.

>>214872819
spaki

pooing for england

Thinking of all the buff brocoli cut zoomer teens (above 18) doing nasty stinking farty protein dumps after a sweaty day lifting at the gym...

squeezing a wine gum down my japs eye

>A public school teacher has been suspended after allegedly showing a video of Charlie Kirk’s assassination to students as young as 10 in his class, authorities in Canada said.

>The teacher also suggested that Kirk deserved to be killed, and gave the young students a speech about anti-fascism and transgender issues

>>214872898
no you're not grow up

The last time I ate food was on Friday afternoon and it was a tin of mackerel and granola, got to do hard things once in a while you see

>>214872833
XIII

you dont want to encourage people to commit crime! well most people would want to avoid this fate I suppose...

>>214872917
*fires the wine gum out my willy and at your face at mach 3 speed*

Having a bottle of 2005 Albert Bichot Puligny-Montrachet Burgundy. Love frivolous expenditure and impulsivity, lads. I haven't a pot to piss in either. Joke's on me, haha

>>214872986
this but they are cumming into the toilet

>>214872995
waste of money when 19 crimes exists

>>214872986
mental illness

>>214872946
Dough looks reasonable, all things considered. Would try it sober, I reckon

can't believe burger king removed big king from their menu that was their best burger

Rorke still has to use google maps to go to his local five guys

>>214873039
do you still get western goyslop there

>>214873011
Kek

so what now if

>>214872993
screech

might go garage for some scran

>>214872946
this looks good af

haven’t seen dtfic much today he must be ill or something

>>214873043
just use grindr and the five guys will come to you

>>214873174
I hate moistcuntical

>>214873185
>nearly 7 minutes worth

madness

Let me break it down for everyone:

* England is the island; it is comprised of Wales, Scotland, and Britain, all countries.
* Great Britain is everything except for Ireland.
* UK is comprised of Wales, Southern Ireland, Scotland, Britain, Northern Ireland.

absolutely bonkers how there’s literally absolutely nothing wrong with cooking raw meat in the microwave works perfectly fine but it’s just one of those things the Jews have convinced you you “can’t do”

>>214873243
tastes like shite

>>214873233
It's all England mate.

>>214873234
Is this loss

got the baroness on

>>214873234
Should have made a swastika with the sauce. Would have been a good laugh

>>214872718
Non-european immigration was never in the hands of the EU.
Denmark has barely any immigrants, while tye UK imported all the world's muzzrats.
>europeans out! Pakis in!
You get what you voted for

gwan have a fag

mental how my life is completely fucked because i'm 5'10

>>214872801
More like Eddie Icarus
Cos he's too close to my son

>>214873340
we never voted for migrants in the first place

>>214873245
phwoar

>>214873348
Who smokes parliaments? Fucking shuddering

>>214873353
if only you were a 5 9 GOD

Imagine an argonian wrapping her tail around you as during climax

(I know its Romania) BE flag poster is such a fucking loser in real life, living inside his own head where he is in his echo chamber sucking off his own fantasies he got because hes an incel nobody will ever love. he is a weirdo and his comes to an end - in real life - now .save post

>>214873353
might as well transition if you're under 6'2

>>214873340
Brexit was pretty explicitly an anti-migrant vote, regardless of what neocons say

>>214873374
stop

>>214873340
>someone whining about brexit
>it's a shithole that used to leech off us
name a more iconic duo

Lauren Chen Sex Arse!!

The oldest olive tree in the world is 5000 years old. It lays on the Greek island of Naxos

the fucking loser finally got home to his house where he "logs on" to 4chan and posts his shit for 0 replies and a ban

Where did that $45 gorillion go Britishers? Is it in the UK royal family's secret vault?

Nigel “We need less poles more blacks” Farage will save the white race

>>214873450
6 million pounds (300 years ago) a year or something. doubt it is 30 mill

>>214873450
we all got a share of it but we just don't tell anyone

>>214873450
Imagine shitting in the streets? Mad

Peoples republic of Britain. This is what Rorke and Rōku want

>>214873450
don't worry, all went to israel

mixed race incel freaks that think they are invisible in real life are no longer going to do what they do IRL and on 4chan. their time comes to and end soon and they get what they deserve and nothing more. you cannot spin this - you are evil, literally. your time is over

>>214873516
I will be cheering for the underdogs as always

pulling a nigger around like a stretch armstrong

>>214873516
thoughts on brexit, mousey?

>>214873516
fomnyeg

reminder to report Be flags posts

>>214873353
my sister's husband is like 5'9, they have a beautiful baby and he has a good career

>>214873581
is she fit?

LOL

>>214873581
she ever shag him up the arse?

>>214873581
He must be in the 0000,1% it's over for us chudy incels under 6’4

>>214873580
melty

>>214873593
4 3 2 1 5

>>214873335
>swastika
You dont see it dumb ass

>>214873560
sc

I'm thinking of booking a flight to London to shoplift at greggs

BE flag poster thinks he has friends here
100% of the thread has him filtered. imagine being such a dogshit bad poster that EVERyOnE leaves the thread to go to another board for him. HE THINKS HES FRIENDS AND A "REPUTATION"
PHAHAHAHA
what a LOSER

>>214873593
Got on a bus once and I heard a group of young girls giggling and saying to each other "look your boyfriend is there", I can only assume it was aimed at me, not sure what they meant about this or why it was funny

making manoeuvrers, back in 10

Fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of girls obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further at the groin. I held in my sobs as I limped out of mcdonalds

>>214873581
Im 6 foot 2

>>214873685
s

NOT ONLY DOES HE THINK HE HAS FRIENDS
HE THINKS IT MATTERS TOO
hahahahahaha

>>214873679
Funny

>>214873593
3>4>5>1>2

53421

>>214873685
bellowing

>>214873685
Photoshop?

>>214873450
mad how Indians would rather say shit like this than admit that there country has been horrifically mismanaged since independence and that there faults are almost entirely their own

>>214873685
howl

HE THINKS IT MATTERS HE WANTS IT HE TRIES TO DO IT AND IN THE END IT DOESNT WORK. LOL. LOL LOL LOL LMAO

quite stupidly put something in my ear and now it's stuck :/

I walk a lonely road

When I had long hair (like three months ago) a bunch of year six got on the bus, two girls sat behind me for about ten minutes and when I said excuse me to the woman sitting next to me (one of the teachers) and got up to leave the bus I heard them gasp, laugh and one of them whispered "I thought that was a girl".

Got a haircut not long after that.

>>214873718
the sign that school loomed

diego walking out of the G-A-Y toilets

>>214873798
They actually meant that as a compliment

>>214873679
Beanesque behaviour

>>214873820
kill yourself. the world would be a better place for it
you absolute loser. hes your one reply in this thread that youll get

>>214873798
I have long hair too but you must look extra feminine

>>214873593
54312

>>214873798
should have got them done for misgendering you mate
200 years in the woke mines for that

>>214873838
ᵤₘ!! ₓₓ

lactose intolerance has ruined my life

>>214873593
>>214873649
>>214873671
>>214873721
>>214873846
Mental how they're all underage

!!!

>>214873450
I take 'things I can not say on a blue board' for 200£, Alex.

right someones just posted my phone pass code here so i know you CUNTs are fuckign spieying on me so FUCK OFF

LOL

>>214873870
Lihrml

yeah, mental

>>214873884
Sorry Daniel pal didn't mean to do hat x

yeah haha

um this, um that
what do you want to say? spit it out already

Was walking down the aisle of the bus as it slowed for my stop and for some reason the driver stopped abruptly throwing me forward while I was holding on to one of the poles
the jolt forward made me swing round on the pole and hit a woman in the head with my big belly
I couldn't hold my giggles in as I said sorry and got off the bus so everybody just heard me walk away laughing to myself

>>214873679
slip and fall. go to the doctor's and then go back to the mcdo's and see if they have an incident report form you can fill out

get the um posters fucking wanked off

>>214873884
Eyyy dDanny? Tony? Fuck cant remember your name.

love the feeling of amrap squats when you lose all of your senses

>>214873856
>got them done
Uh they were year six's lad at least wait another two years or so.

Hate the gym. Havent been in years

>>214873884
You got to get a new sim card danny boy

dying for a maccas breakfast

mental how people like Pokedaxi are walking around in life with no problems / daily issues. a better life...

>>214873914
Zoophile Canadian

mum trying to make money from publishing bs AI books on Amazon. I gotta get a job and start financially supporting...

>>214873959
mmhmm getting ready for katy on mon xx

>>214873998
your mom bought a $30 for a method thats been online for 8 years now

>>214873987
probs have their own share of problems too but we're just unable to see them as we don't have the means to glimpse into their private lives

>>214873948
rorke's sunday reading list

i love blood meridian but it's too embarrassing to say that now

rorkes morning routine

BE flag poster just samefagged himself on his UK flag
>>214874039
not DAILY problems from other people and social things! a better life - his worries are probably about his job and things

Geowizard you are a scum and also disrespectful

Counting down the seconds for when I can scran on my missus freshly shaven pussoid

>>214874080
are you the limmy poster

another sunday night spent hungover ruminating on the state of my life

>>214874035
luckily she hasn't paid for any courses hope she forgets this retarded fad and just focuses on her work and maybe joins a knitting club or something

report the BE flag samefags and you wont have to suffer as filterfags when you get what you deserve (seeing his posts - because you dont report him) :)

Thinking of getting a nice camera soon
Any camera man in?

>>214874104
Tell me how Jamal’s load tastes

>>214874069
Are you okay Mousey? You seem quite distressed. Did someone harass when you were playing Pokémon GO again?

>>214874107
Yeah

>>214872946
Corr would scran

>>214874117
I’ll listen to what you say if you put on a name so i can filter you too - deal?

>>214874141
liked your limmy posts about him being rude and calling him limmy limmond

>>214873959
indian nigga gonna summon a cobra out of that 'do

>>214874117
i filter him so i dont see him :)

>>214874160
VPN back on so 100% of the thread can filter you again you nobody freak loser

feel like I'm about to have a massive stroke (in the brain, not of the willard)

>>214873245
Corr, Andrea

interesting interesting

>>214874125
Got an insane phobia of this happening to me (the legs snapping inwards)
Can never train legs and I sort of keep my knees bent when I walk like a grasshopper

he thinks hes a "reputation" and got friends here L0L

>>214874164
Thank you he also needs to find happiness and admit lynn no longer loves him

From yesterday's march in London

>>214874211
cope on nobody and tick-tock. you are allowed to do it, no longer

>>214873450
Spent on bennies for indians

back from garage, didn't get you anything

>>214874271
some skips and a double decker please lad

>>214874240
They could at least pretend to give a shit about where they live

>>214874271
:(

>>214874039
like that new STD. something i don't have to worry about but the normies must be a bit wary.

the polfreaks and BE flag who thinks they can THINK in their own head and be safe and come here to talk shit are no longer safe. you are no longer safe - your time is limited and your end is near. you hear me?

>>214874214
>Got an insane phobia of this happening to me (the legs snapping inwards)
>Can never train legs and I sort of keep my knees bent when I walk like a grasshopper

>>214874282
reading is not your strongest asset is it lad?

all niggers must be exterminated for the west to prevail

cronem ruining EVERYTHING and i'm tired of pretending they're not

>>214874214
there's this one webm of a girl using a legpress you would love

lmao ALL the people that sit there in their head thinking shit and thinking it doesnt mean anything in real life - coming to 4chan to talk about their fantasies (in their head - you retarded fuck) - are going to get what they deserve, on Jesus. its over for you freak

>>214874006
sup crodie

>>214874240
Paid actors told to go and pretend to be slovenly peasents to make English nationalists look bad.

Going to play Kingdom Hearts 2 soon. Battle of a 1000 heartless coming up soon team.

>>214874300
rude

we have some laughs here don't we boys

You know what I'm not going to wait until bed time. I'm going to nosh on the missus clunge now. I can't wait any more

>>214874288
you can have a sausage roll, some fruit pastels and one pain au chocolate, but none of my beers

>>214874335
meltdown

kill yourself

>>214874373
yeah it's pretty good here lad

Really underrated chocolate bar is a Twix

>>214874373
Begin with your family.

>>214874240

So glad to see patriots keeping their country clean and pristine.

Import the third world, become the third world, right?

>>214874390
:D

>>214874373
yeah we're all laughing at you

>>214874373
only posts I laugh at are my own

Feels incredibly sad and nauseous all the time, somebody please help me

>>214874393
begin with your family
>>214874420
begin with your family

>>214874402
delightful texture, rancid taste
simple as

freaks should come here asking for advice but instead they just schizo blogpost monologues

What do you call 2 black men in a sleeping bag?

A Twix

get the niggers walloped with mallet hammers as they poke their heads out of disgusting chicken shops

>>214874432
help yourself

>>214874448
wrapped rapping rapists

>>214874448
You have experience

freaks should come here to schizo blogpost monologue but instead they ask why their tummy hurt

>>214874448
Hi Charlie Kirk how's heaven?

Corr fancy a Twix now

if you want me to chill out then what is there to do - to occupy the brain(!) - if I am to be not constantly angry, and anxious

>>214874448
don't get it

Captain Fartypants reporting for duty

Watched a video about mirror life and am now terrified of it lads

If it gets loose it may breed out of control and wipe out all life on earth from the base level of the ecosystem to everything up

Get yourself a rugby lass

skinny yardie cronem handing out the last few quicktaps

>>214874484
Very deep anal cavity

>>214874484
where's his willy then?

>>214874484
Posting your face eh

>>214874484
nice depth to that dunghole

de BOMB BLAST

>>214874487
get yourself a girlfriend

>>214874484
cor
whatever though, or whatever. I guess. I guess i dont care

>>214874509
Too much of a handful for me

>>214874285
That's... that's what they were doing.

what do you call 2 black men in a sleeping bag?
sleepy

>>214874504
Yeah? don't care

>>214874536
maybe, but right now I am alone though
I am definitely going to be looking for a relationship or sex of some kind eventually

two black men in a sleeping bag, zesty

The new gaff

>>214874576
Want my number?

>>214872694
Good skin.

>>214874504
If it got loose it would die very quickly given the lack of mirror resources

cigarette and then Pokemon Go PvP time

mirror rorke

>>214872735
Leftypol trying to go 1min without making everything about him

>>214874622
Howling. Glaswegians are funny

>>214874576
why dont you ask employed woman out? i think she likes you

when you're slicing niggers heads off and the hatchet starts gliding through their necks

>>214874622
LOL

>>214874607
...yh

leftypol? out of date

rorke? gets no dates

>>214874646
What makes you think they are from Glasgow

can’t sleep can I

>>214874504
no competitive advantage or disadvantage so it would just have to pointlessly evolve for no reason and then it wouldn't matter anyway because we can all still eat l and d amino acids and glucose

asked a guy for his number today for SEX and he held out his phone and I was like well where is it and he asked me how old I was and I answered, he was 18 and I was like oof and he was like nvm yeh so I said yeh and he walked off

think i might be a poof

>>214874696
Well they might not be. But I can remember that always being posted on Glasgow humour Facebook pages

>>214874715
why didnt you just shag him 18 is old enough

18 year olds giving someone their number in the form of a fucking business card of their their own contact saved on their phone

say her name

>>214874715
um

>>214874716
you like willies?

haven't wanked in what feels like ages (I think it was one day)

>>214874737
Shut the fuck up

NEW

>>214874752
>>214874752
>>214874752

>>214874733
he was pretty turned off by it and I let him walk off
I agree and should of just kept my mouth shut as he hel out his phone for me instead of talking
im hot tho... doe

>>214874738
RUBY GRANGER

Toby noncing young lads

Yoour mother, a prostitute that I discard.

>>214874769
wait how old are you

>>214874785
you just dont want me with anyone or having intamacy, which humans need
you just want me to be sad through your gaslighting. thats really sad by the way

>>214874611

Not if it was bred to consume and process existing materials.

In which case there'll be nothing that can consume it, and human immune system won't even recognise it, because the binding sites of the cells in the immune system can't latch onto mirror life cells

>>214874831
I want what's best for you. But I want you to get a GF, not a BF

>>214874769
that's fucking tragic I think I would kill myself if this happened to me