Thread 214874752

Twisted Wheel edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSOB3O4o2MY

ah but life is such

japs used to do that thing where they sent contact info over infrared or bluetooth
probs doesn't happen much anymore since everybody uses smart phones

this the new is it?

Fuck sake catberg pissed on my bed again

>>214874738
Miss Dynamite-tee-hee

Goals achieved today
[_] Set to-do list for the week
[_] Clean bathroom
[_] Cook from scratch
[X] Cum in gfberg's mouth

How come she turned to making porn when her parents are doctors?

>>214874800
My 97 gameboy has infrared communication but we never got it to work.

anoda hymen sorted

don't know why that lad's weird about an 18 year old
i shagged an 18 year old lass recently and I'm 25

Have a feeling I could lose the ol’ shaginity. Feeling more confident than usual. Life is too short lids

>>214874839
based. GIWTWM

>>214874842
maybe she just likes shagging

all the shaggers in I see

>>214874839
uncels are so disgusting

>>214874851
Sister dosn't count

nth for the holodem

Off to bed, me. LOVE sleeping

>>214874842
cor post it

>>214874881
i don't have any sisters

Is this true?

>>214874800
Did that once with my Nokia 8310

>>214874844
You mean the Game Boy Color. Never used the infrared on mine

>>214874887
night mate, sleep tight
x

hollydemmies mentioned

I know it's rare here since bert is a shagger's general but I have actually NEVER shagged

>>214874839
I always feel slightly like I've degraded a woman when I do that, because I wouldn't do that personally for anything less than 4 months salary

>>214874844
Oh yeah I remember that
Used to only work with some games as I recall, but I only played Pokemon and we always used a link cable so I never tried.

>>214874925
um

>>214874906
Yh exactly gbc. Still have it in a drawer and older than some of my coworkers.

how old are you nigga I want to know. This is the shit I mean, people say it's an advantage to look young, cos that 18 year old obviously thought you were younger. But when they find out your actual age you get rejected. I'd rather look like a buff daddy and just get twinks that are into that. I hate being a late 20s dude who can pass for early 20s cos these twinks just end up rejecting you once they know how old you are

I don't even get it, if I found someone hot I'm not going to stop finding them hot when they say they are older. Same in reverse, if you look busted being 18 aint gon get my dick hard

>>214874920
sorry m8. no virgins allowed in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSfKH60USc
>I have studies!
>"and she was like," she said, "well I have studies too"

>>214874920
right well that's a ktim post isn't it

>>214874920
all the shaggers should fuck of to bert then

>>214874906
>Game Boy Color
FOY, even if it was the official brand name you should do your patriotic duty and misname it to prove a point

>>214874904
I refuse to believe this is real (no, I don't want you to share it)

>>214874800
I was working on the assumption that's what the gay teenager was trying to do but didn't count on unc fishing out the paper and pen

I will get a gf

>>214874918
BIG UP

in the shed, eating sweeties

>>214874936
I mean if you've got the money I'll do it, but I'm not gonna enjoy it

the average human lifespan is absurdly, insultingly brief. Assuming you live to be 80, you have just over 4000 weeks and that’s it.

BENNIE AND THE JETS

i could easily get a shitty gf but i actually have standards

>>214874842
tummy

HOW OLD ARE YOU I WANNA KNOW WHY THE TEENIE TWINK REJECTED YOU NIGGER

finished “the diary of a young girl” by Anne frank
Fucking borefest honestly

>>214874902
Nice save incest fiend

I have 3291 flabebe candy but there is like 80 days left of "trade day" for me to get more candies for it thru trading

I reckon it would be cruel for me to get a gf as I'm a cannibal and willeat her

>>214874956
Color is the latin spelling. I have a roman nose you see

>>214875049
how did it end?

>>214875021
might try one next year

>>214875049
Tell her mate not us

>>214875045
54

>>214875049
mad that it was written in ball point pen yet it wasn't invented by that time

Enslave women

>>214875115
haha look at squirtle

I have found that in society if you go out of your way to make feel people (LOSERS!) feel comfortable or accommodated not as the ALPHA then you sort of take double damage and get shit on

>>214875049
Pepys diary is much more interesting, he writes about shitting and wanking rather than the neth*Rlands

>>214875099
Mad how that’s been debunked 6 million times

anne wank

>>214875099
>The biro, or ballpoint pen, was invented by László Bíró in 1938 when he patented his design in Britain
Yeah?

I really want to be a toilet for a 6ft+ 18/19 year old zoomer twink. Just shit in my pathetic 26 year old zillenial mouth. Piss all over my 5'8 frame with your big zoomer cock. If you don't want to interact with me it's fine just shit in a tupperware box and post it to me.

>>214875077
>BRB home delivery's knocking

>>214875131
Would just be better if they all died out. Evil animals.

Reckon I’d like a gf who’s not conventionally attractive but still cute

Listening to the 'The Dreaming' (1982) by Kate Bush
It's fab

you go to the level below them if you do that. agree?
its so weird and strange
a bit sad!

>>214875145
mad that it was written in ball point pen yet it wasn't invented by that time

>>214875115
The phenotype of a kinky ass 6 feet tall girl who'll giggle as she blows a snot rocket into your mouth before pegging you. Need this in my life.

>>214874828
>Fuck sake catberg pissed on my bed again
Taking after its owner pissing all over /brit/ such that piss fetishists blush.

>>214875150
least degenerate gay

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

>>214875145
and noncing the servant girls

>>214875150
mental illness

>>214875181
Oddly specific

>>214875160
That's called "girl next door", "homely", "gettable". We all want that.

>>214875165
very peng album

>>214875160
Get yourself a rugby lass

dogtor mike (lower case) is so fit

fuck sake that lads got me scared about mirror life now

>>214875180
That claim is UNVERIFIED

>>214875211
Not me. I want a south American model. Hoping one will move next door and fall in love with me

>>214875233
fomnyeg x

>>214875237
I'd heem mirror me

>>214875180
do people still believe this

dogtor mr. dr. doctor mike

>>214875115
Corrrrrr

>>214875263
mr beast

gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

>>214875225
Bet she has strong thighs. If she rode you she could clamp on so you couldnt get her off and youd be forced to impregnate her... haha

mental how fit they are

wow I bet psychiatrists get insane patients about love all the time. I bet they get complaints all the time!

>>214875249
what's this, Never Mind The Buzzcocks?

rip Lil peep

Mental how you can actually do the things you thought you’d never be able to do. We’re all gonna make it

>>214875294
therapists

I am inferior.
I am sub six feet.
I am over 25.
Tall prettyboy zoomer males are better than me.
I do not even deserve their waste but I beg for it nonetheless.

>>214875327
finally killed your parents?

It was real. All of it

>>214875249
>>>>>>>cashley

And the latest from mirror mousey?

>>214875347
Metaphorically speaking, yes

>>214875249
Is that idris elba?

im the real mousey, but do need a mirror
I need to practise my smile and currently-freakish expressions

Dunno how to build my character. Any cases of boring shy cunts becoming normal people? Doubt it.

>>214875289
judging from the pic she does

>>214875287
The Aussie had a Swedish surname

>>214875388
youre not boring

>>214875249
only one of these men is the goat in their position

>>214875188
27th February 1664
>'Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin, but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she being I believe a very modest woman'

>>214875409
Says a lot about our woke society

>>214875344
黙れヤリマン

>>214875225
corr would love a rugby gf who gets all sweaty after a match

>>214875388
Thinking of something you’re avoiding and then do it. Grab the bull by the fucking horns. You’ll be dead one day so make the most of it.

goodreads is so woke

wish britain had a climate like this somehwere

>>214875388
Just don't care.

brownies really love senor frijola

>>214874904

Lmao the economist has become a copium huffing British state propaganda rag like the Telegraph in recent years, all to help the ruling class cope with Britain's decline

>when people think about Britain nowadays, all they think about is open borders, stabbings, wealth inequality, failing infrustructure, migrant crime, failing police and inbred nobility
>but we have Bonnie Blue! Sure she's one of the most depraved and disgusting whore out there, but she's the least worst thing that people think of when they think of Britain!

got the acid bath on

>>214875451
Thats the arid hills of Cornwall

BE flag poster thinks hes friends here

>>214875348
>he doesn't know blonde hair sometimes gets darker

why are brits so retarded

>>214875451
there's a desert down south

>>214875427
isn't there a bit where he has a wank in a church because he sees a woman he fancies?

>>214875388
Dex faith for kino lighting incantations

>>214875476
you still melting down over him tobes?

>>214875451
Why? It's awful

Doctor James Mouseworth

Mousey's Theme
Hans Zimmer
Mousey! (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

>>214875388
I did

>>214875427
I like this olde English

>>214875483
That's an American jew

>>214875462
seems more like clickbait than anything else

>>214875476
ignore him mouseman he's not worth it

is it even possible to purify 100 shadow Pokemon in like 1 day for the level-up challenge at 48?

long incelgrimage planned for tomorrow

right well there's a female to male individual in my vicinity

BANG! Goes another kanga on the bonnet of the van

>>214875503
My apologies

>>214875518
>female to male
Dating gay trannies eh

>>214875442
big fan of ellie kildunne's curly hair but she has an irish surname and black bf so she's a no-go for your humble narrator

remember one time I wanted to play happy wheels at school so I got the password to unblock stuff then typed in totaljerkface and I got caught cause they thought it was a porn site

>>214875404
>born Cecil George Edwards
Yeah nah, he was a petty crim and semi-professional actor who went by a few pseudonyms in his life
Not that we don't have swedes here
https://succulentchinesemovie.com/

>>214875473
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I'M HIGH

Would like to see evropa with me own eyes

>>214875508
he is not welcome here and people should report him so that he gets banned. nobody in the thread likes or wants him (and almost 100% have him filtered). after this thread the site

>>214875516
all incels should do the pilgrimage to the singing ringing tree

>>214875531
nah flatmateberg

>>214875451

Why would you want that? We'd all be brown and walking the streets in Arab bedsheets if Britain's climate was like this

>>214875487
yeah I think he gets rowed down the thames and gets a hard-on too
the mad lad was randy af

drunk on a sunday night with toil at 9am award

jim "the anvil" davidson

went to a pretty chavvy school ngl, recognised quite a few people on Jeremy Kyle

>>214875550
maybe one day, b&q first

He wasn't 54, because anyone comfortable with fucking someone who could even pass for 40 would have no issue. Utter shite. More often it's a late 20s/early 30s guy that can pass for early 20s being rejected by the twink. Ain't no daddy lust twink rejecting you because you're 54 and not 40.

>>214875545
my future liege

>>214875348
of all the shit to pick the show apart for, the fact that the Lannister's went from blonde to dirty blonde has to be the dumbest

>>214875539
spent so many hours on that game back in the day

you guys are all good as you are probably ever going to be, so I guess I should go do everything I can to go figure it out - and make insane progress

>>214875554
Several things can be true at the sösame time

>>214875550
I can genuinely foresee a future britain where civil war results in massive casualties and a 28 years later style descent into small-scale regional cults, centred on pubs and weird things like the singing ringing tree or that bude tunnel the redditors wank over

>>214875550
Gonna spunk all over it

>>214875483
Yeah im sure a moor would know all about blonde hair. Fucking idiot

>>214875545
Rizzle me this, Batman

>>214875550
Imagine how peng it would be to bring a gf up there. Imagine how peng it would be as an incel to stumble across a lovestruck young couple and eat them and put their bones in all the tubes and then one day someone notices that the tubes sound different and finds the bones.

Haha ffs

>>214875610
Right well that's just an absolute piece of nonsense

>>214875606
I remember this film
he was practically jizzing his pants constantly and being schizophrenic by day 30 no?

>>214875545
are people exploiting childers for internet likes again

>>214875649
Semen Retention makes men powerful.

#NeverGoon

>>214875613
You need to go to Australia to know there are kangaroos there

dumb cunt

Why are big hats so sexy?

>>214875675
sexy witch

>>214875606
actually was unthinkable in 2002

>>214875649
Truly horrifying what abstaining from sex for so long can do to a man. Remember to shag your girlfriends / wives tonight lads

>geowizard is a chud
based

sucking a decaf tea

>>214875606
he looks like the charlie kirk shooter

>>214875700
also di no wanking

>>214875649
He was getting cock teased by attractive women thoughbeit

-perverted sexist useless thing

Might pop an edible in and head back to the festival

Get on the Semen Retention.

>>214875730
no need to sign your posts

>>214875730
>blah blah
>>214875724
true
went schizophrenic as fuck doe

ellen page now looks like josh hartnett with aids

>Might pop an edible in and head back to the festival
Final sentence of my autobiography

>>214875668
Blonde hair when youre young goes dark. When youre an adult blonde hair doesnt randomly go brown. I realise everyone in your village has black hair and pale skin blonde people are only something youve seen on tv but really fuck off

>>214875731
hope it's got ket and fentanyl and you start descending into the earth and leave a big trench in your path

got two webbed toes me
would this get me sterilised in the Rorkeist ethno state?

buying a steam deck to piss off the government

don't think i could do 40 days without wanking to be fair

been playing some sniper elite 4
few things make you feel as good as sniping a nazi through the heart at 300 yards

>>214875784
why would that annoy the government?

sometimes retain my bf's semen when he breeds me

>>214875746
Doesnt his ex gf rape him at the end if i remember correctly

>>214875606
I'm getting old, he looks about 15 to me now

>>214875783
not bothered about the blacks or jews at all but if I saw those webbed trotters you'd be the first to go, you fucking freak

>>214875638
on one hand i believe the curse of inceldom should be suffered alone

on the other hand it would be nice to have incels feared like folklore monsters

>>214875804
dont question me

>>214875806
Cor

>>214875770
The hair on my arms turned from black to white at puberty

right lads, whats the best pokemon?

spending my youth having sex with escorts...

i find wanking to be a chore and only do it so I don't spunk my bed

>>214875790
they do it to "help then get sex"
it sort of helps I guess but at some point very soon you have to get through perma getting boners it fucking sucks. and also, then what- just dont jerk off ever again? even healthy, sexually-active people jerk off

>>214875834
ok ;_;

>>214875840
psyduck

>>214875761
no such person as Ellen Page has ever existed

>>214875840
quite fond of chinchou

>>214875770
what a cringe cunt. Seethe on and cope. I accept your concession btw

The proto gf

>>214875849
>help then get sex

>>214875868
trvke

>>214875903
Why is she your 'roto then

>>214875903
Try to sell that skill

>>214875840
i liked slowking

>>214875900
Youve been proven wrong you absolute mongoloid

>>214875675
they're very floofable

>>214875903
She has an american bf

>>214875911
cause its like "essence" and things
and it is

they should make a girl version of incels for us incels to have sex with and love

>>214875840
Alakazam or lapras

>>214875946
they would be unfathomably hideous

4th October 1667
>'Sir W. Batten is so ill, that it is believed that he cannot live till tomorrow; which troubles me and my wife mightily, partly out of kindness, he being a good neighbour, and partly because of the money he owes me upon our bargain of the late prize'

>>214875922
An eternity in academia making bank

>>214875946
that was proposed but it was shut down by 'the woke'

>>214875536
She looks part-black herself

pretending to like psyduck so i can fuck may

Prime Minister David Lammy!!

for me its drifloom and munna
also enjoy those 2 that look like a meteor and a moon

>>214875903
I fingered her in the uni sauna mate

who tf is May? the rival?

>>214875935
She looks almost offensively jewish

>>214875968
what an absolute tight bastard
go round and rip your cash from his dead hands sammy

>>214875946
they're called trannards (ie former incels)

>>214876000
No you dont, be quiet

>>214876000
minior and lunatone

>>214876009
Perfect

>>214875536
>and black bf
Fake news.

by the way YOUR aura is right, yeah
I need to be capable of fucking a girl and seeing her around without being weird, and dont know how that would turn out, here, first

50mph winds tomorrow
don't think I'll be leaving my incelcave

>>214875968
>>214876022
>leaving debts of over £4,000

>>214876066
rorke going outside and getting blown away

>>214876066
Hope it gets blown off its foundations and flies into a town of midgets

>>214875443
>You’ll be dead one day
are you threatening me?

>>214876066
you'll be leaving for some exercise rorke
we will evict you from your stinking incel command centre

time to do shitty Pokemon Go battle league and lose games

1st May 1667
>'To Westminster, in the way meeting many milkmaids with their garlands upon their pails, dancing with a fiddler before them, and saw pretty Nelly standing at her lodgings door in Drury Lane in her smock-sleeves and bodice, looking upon one - she seemed a mighty pretty creature'

>>214875049
she doesnt even mention Neutral Milk Hotel once

>>214876066
Tip of cornwall?

just done an unverified poo
we'll have more on the story tomorrow

>>214876124
dirty old bastard

is breast milk blue top or gold top?

>>214876136
selfish bitch

got a week off lads. very productive week ahead of me. going to catch up on all the house stuff that needs doing.

>>214876141
Done a ghost before? Up and go, no evidence no mess.

>>214876080
that's .8 mil now according to the bank of england calculator

And the latest from...the fucking evil bitch?

Longest 7 days of my life

>>214876147
goldtop+ with good bacteria, basically a yakult in a tit

MAYBE ME AND THE QUEEN CAN TAKE ANOTHER OVER

>>214876066
nw3 hairline on display

>>214876137
god's country

>>214876192
poorly executed

>>214876146
he was only 34 when he wrote that

sending this to my opps at mcdonalds

martin luther's poo fetish

I no longer have gay thoughts

>>214876252
they'll be back

>>214876210
Careful /brit/ had an irish lad who said rain on the morrow.

>>214876252
BIG WILLY

>>214875903
I'll give her a case to research

>>214876252
they come and go for me
some months im gay some months im straight
im not gay though myself

A lot of gay cunts in here

>>214876229
in those days that was old

Ffs irish meant brit. Ol dementia get to me you see

>>214876262
>>214876268
A woman with a willy, small or large, gets me a bit excited. But most in real life are very ugly, bar the Chinese ones.

>>214876308
..yh

dua lipa

smoking poo

lorke rike radyboy

losing loads of games yeaaaahhh
I am not having a good time in PvP for a long time

>>214876340
sex

got a bit of drake on the speakers haven’t I

>>214876332
sometimes get a straight boner from trans with a big willy but ones with non functioning small willerts are too gay

>>214876391
um

victory road :)
BW2 been fun, more enjoyable than BW
Glad I played

smoking cement it bad

there's this thread, right
on an online forum, people all over the world
they've got a thread that's supposed to be all british and that, lots of characters making posts on it
turns out all them posters
little chinese fella

>>214876292
Case of syphilis you dirty bugger

>>214876308
im not gay myself, i just told you

um

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4eMrsp8FI

>>214876391
you used to call me on my cell phone

>>214876422
you have no proof

>>214876342
K swofford

>>214876423
um

>>214876438
8 am in Charlotte

next thread should be a chappy edish

>>214876429
Seems like it was all via text not actual sex

Drake the kinda nigga to pretend he from the mean streets of North Carolina when he was the wheelchair kid on Degrassi

>>214876429
luh cronem playdates

Rorke Burger

NEW

>>214876534
>>214876534
>>214876534

Lmao if the richest man in the world is support your protest, you’ve been fooled! good luck faggots

>>214876446
i think i just got all i need

>>214876546
>is support

>>214876566
>>214876566
>>214876566

oh oops

it won't let me delete