Thread 214880711

brown gf edition

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holy shit my health insurance actually does cover vasectomies.

wish I was 22 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcmmzoPlD4&list=RDCP8wpZ1YbVk&index=25

lost 2 of my favorite lures today
what a horrible weekend

I took a selfie today for the first time in probably years and I immediately deleted it out of shock when I saw how ugly I looked

>>214880725
>health insurance actually does cover vasectomies
grim
but I bet if you get lung cancer they are gonna try to not cover the chemo

>>214880747
damn bro didn't call me up for some fishin

this annie may is really playing havoc on my heart

>>214880744
What a great track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1aYQSDBARs

right back at you

Why does Trump randomly call his supporters retarded. I genuinely don't understand why, it's not like people enjoy being called stupid?

We need to stop importing /cum/ from foreign cunts.

>>214880762
Sorry bud i was just going to grab some milk but the water called
Drank the hole gallon while i fished. Posting from the toilet rn

tried to click on /adv/ but accidentally clicked on /aco/ instead.

You look like this

>>214880819
af

>>214880819
not even remotely

Half watching Bullet Train. Good lord this is awful

I went golfing today! Wow!

i look like this

>>214880819
I look like this

>>214880819
this guy eats cum

>>214880802
I agree. We need ICE for /cum/. Too many foreigners taking up posts that should be made by Canadians/Americans/Mexicans.

2 girls are interested in you. Both have the same body count but one has exclusively fucked Chads and one has exclusively fucked fat pimply Discord freaks. Which do you choose?

>>214880748
you black?

This one's for charlie kirk
*violent attacks a blue haired teenager*

I hide all the Tiktok reposts.

My drunk friend got sick. Only just stopped vomiting bile but has a fever

>>214880854
Well I think the germoid got banned last thread

>Then Jesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and proclaiming the good news of the kingdom, and curing every disease and every sickness. When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd.
I think about this passage often these days.

>>214880855
The hotter one.
>>214880802
>>214880854
Should I leave?

>>214880855
>2 girls are interested in you
cannot relate

>>214880883
I'm back. It was just for a few minutes.

>>214880881
Ooof. Imagine having a hangover just as you come down with the flu/COVID/whatever. Brutal.

>>214880887
Nah you’re ok. The German can go thobeit

>>214880884
1 Corinthians 1:21

>>214880855
Chads.

i still wear a mask in public and feel very uncomfortable if i have to go out without one

I'm a janitorial associate at walmart

It's actually cool and respectable to be a Christian. The same cannot be said about any other religion.

>>214880951
Anxiety meds not working?

>>214880953
sanitation technician

>>214880923
Doesn't contradict the tragic reality of how the human masses are harassed, helpless, despairing, abusing each other, right now.

>>214880953
I work in payroll

>>214880953
im a waste management consultant

>>214880915
I have distant relatives in Canada and they hate Indians.

>>214880915
Thanks

I’m Indian. I’m from India. I’m from Pakistan Bangladesh. But most importantly, I’m gay.

>>214881003
What are your thoughts on gabagool?

>>214881011
Pay reparations to Poland evil German.

>>214881011
I met a canadian chick recently and she despises indians

Canada deserves Indians

>>214881068
I've talked to indian girls and they said they feel safer in Europe than India.

got spooked by a spider in my bathroom, however we spoke and have reached an agreement

I get scared when someone treats me too good. happens with you guys?

>>214881096
Indian woman would feel safer in most countries than in India because in Europe no one is going to try to rape them when they go out in public.

>>214881068
I have lived in a student dorm with a Paki and I don't cared much about him until he invited other Pakis for midnight cookings and meal during Ramdan.

I saw zero Indians today. Literally not one and I went into three stores and a golf course. Racists will live in giant cities and wonder why they see so many minorities lol.

>>214881097
I have to keep reminding myself we are on the same team when once in a while I see these niggas. Recently opened a cabinet and one of them was chilling inside the shelf. Merced him out of animal fear. Sorry spider bro.

>>214880910
I think it's the effects of the alcohol

imagine waking up one day and you're just indian.

>>214881113
Perhaps, that was years ago before all the Indian hate and memes and everything. I mean I wasn't really online then.

>>214881146
Reported for NSFW

>amber alert
>"oh gee, let's see what urkelkin are up to"
>Ty'Juan

It's not the side effects of the cocaine, I'm thinking that it must be love

>>214881146
indian of mind or just outward appearance, if you're indian you wouldnt care because you'd be indian

>>214881150
People maybe be mean to pajeetas or tell them to go home but no one is going to rape them.

>>214881169
The side effects of cocaine is that you need to buy more cocaine.

>>214881096
And yet they keep trying to bring india to europe. Curious

>>214881120
This would drive me crazy

>>214881178
Yeah. One of the girl told me that she got warned about Bulgaria and that we were very racist and xenophobic ect...her parents warned her. But she said she didn't have any problems except for some teenagers yelling at them from a far one time.

>>214881170
you look down and notice you're indian in appearance and every word of your mouth is just a lie or a swindle or some abomination like bloody benchod bobs

I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.

>>214881186
She was a student, that wasn't an immigration thing. They just get their diploma here and go somewhere else because the don't pay well here.

>>214881244
>that wasn't an immigration thing
I mean it is ultimately, but not for my country per say.

>>214881169
arbys tier post

I feel like scotland should've seceded

>>214881260
It’s Bowie lyrics dawg

>>214881137
I usually stare them down for a few seconds and can decipher in those few moments friend from foe

>>214881260
is Arbys that bad, it's always the pun of a joke

>>214881277
which song?

>>214881288
kek

>>214881298
Station to Station

>>214881288
LOL

>>214881321
Honestly I’d like to suck on her tits

Don't think you knew you were in this song
And it was cold and it rained, so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you talk
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk
We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got
We've got five years, what a surprise

>>214881288
Saved

wouldn't mind sucking of some boobs of any side like suckle suckle so hard on that nipple until its sore

>>214881339
>>214881277

>>214881339
>And it was cold and it rained, so I felt like an actor
>And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
I love the way he sings these lines in particular

>>214881330
same, also eat her pussy and butthole

>>214881330
What about hers?

>>214881349
Love that album. This is me >>214881350

>>214881364
nah

>>214881364
Hunty bunty looks so cunty

>>214881371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU

>>214881353
Hmmm yes I agree
>>214881364
Depends how drunk I am

>>214881376
She's serving. And that's on everything.

Gatorade flavor of choice

>>214881410
light green

AHOOOOOOO OOOOHHAAAAYY HAAAYHAAAYHAAAAAAAAA

>>214881410
grape

>>214881384
memba when he did a dnb jungle album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF3EQydC9BA&t=103s

you ever wish you were a farmer in bosnia

>>214881376
Hunty Bunty’s neovagina was foetid.
Hunty Bunty’s neovagina exploded.
All the king's doctors and all the they/them,
Couldn't put Hunty’s neovagina together again.

>>214881415
shut up, lusoX

>>214881384
Oh yeah good one too. But I love a ton of his albums. He was on another level.

I think I'll just ask out the fat chick at work so I won't feel so lonely anymore

>>214881389
I bet she smells nice down there. Blonde girls always do.

>>214881417
dude really said grape

>>214881410
Glacier Cherry

>>214881435
How fat are we talking? Does she have a pretty face?

>>214881410
Lemon lime
>>214881437
Are a lot of Bulgarian girls blonde?

I condemn /cum/ general

>>214881445
>nooooooooooooooo you cant just like grape juice!

>>214881454
Idk about 1 in 9/10

>>214881466
Condemn this pussy

laugh and the whole world laughs with you

>>214881452
doesn't really matter
she's better looking than the last girl I was with that's for sure

>>214880711 (OP)
she isn't brown, she's Spanish

Some bigger girls are pretty hot. Not obese ones though. It’s a fine line.

Sup Alberta! So how long before you declare independence?

>>214881496
at you*

>>214881498
One of the sluttiest and least loyal girls I’ve ever known was really fat and not very attractive facially. Take that as you will.

>>214881523
Infinity years

Hunter Schaefer is one hot tranny.

>>214881448
so damn true

goon and you goon alone

any girl here wants to hang out on the cord?

Petting doggo

>>214881523
You need to stage a false attack against a radio station near the Montana Alberta border and invade us already. Save us from the tyranny of the east. I regularly get dirty looks for wearing my MAGA hat. I am an abused American minority.

>>214881498
You can help her lose weight. There was a fat girl in high school and I always treated her well and when she lose weight she hit me up.

>>214881541
you should hang from a cord

DONT BELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEVE IN YOURSELF
DONT DECIIIIIIIIEVE WITH BELIEF
KNOWLEDGE COMES WITH DEATHS RELEASE
AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH

german women are very pretty and nice i don’t know why fk prefers yellow monkeys

>>214881578
Asian women don’t have an innate genetic need to destroy Europe like German women/people do.

momberg came through hype!

>>214881578
cute autistic german women...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcAJN71-D4

>>214881549
America is not sending their best…

>>214881570
dont be like that babe

>>214881590
That might be true but I'm not really attracted to them unfortunately.

>>214881617
sorry that was mean of me

>>214881610
I am Canadian by citizenship and birth but American by svol

>>214881635
You’re like a pickme girl

>>214880725
Of course it does. Circumcisions too I bet.

>>214881635
>le Zion Don of ZOGmerica hat
8^O

>>214881635
fucking cringe. kill yourself

>>214881648
I want a better economic deal. American elites offer a better deal than Canadian elites. No brainer for a post national people, we should become Americans.

>>214881410
Blue, but i don't want it dyeing my tongue

>>214881626
im working on it....

i wish i could grow a big mustache

>>214881667
ywnbaa

See even here I am harassed for my pro American beliefs. Save me Trump sama

>>214881668
There are literally indians in the scandinavian heaven it's fucking over for you

>>214881718
Thought provoking

>>214881688
why do americans think they are fucking vikings? why do americans think they are fucking icelandic and germanic?

MAGA is a Molochian, pedophilic cult bent on the disenfranchisement of all but the elites. Run away from it as fast as you can.

>>214881717
I'm not a pagan. I belong to a religion that integrates norse mythology with christianity. I believe that Thor lighting bolted the romans before they could kill jesus

>>214881729
He said, peddling the position of the elites that turned half of Canada into India demographically in 4 years

i feel a poo inside me but i dont think its ready yet

MAGA? More like FAGA. Which stands for fags and gays association.

reckon i do a goon just like cause, dont really feel like it but might as well get it out of the way now and take a shower

>>214881744
When I heard how much taxes you pay in Canada I almost started crying.

>>214881734
I just knew one danish girl in my fucking life, Katarina, and she flat-out told me Argentina is the superior Latin American country because it snows over there and it's more white, I wasn't left with a positive impression of the Danish, thank you

>>214881667
>No brainer for a post national people, we should become Americans.
That isn’t real; you’re parroting Justin Trudeau’s absurd ideology. Canadians are a distinct ethnic group that has been around for several centuries.

Just as the Anglo-Saxons comprised of the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes as founding peoples, Canadians are a distinct people founded by the English, Scots, Irish, and French.

>>214881744
The well has been poisoned, that's for damn sure. Still doesn't mean pedos and Satan worshippers should be the ones to fix things (keep in mind both Dems and Repubs are Satan worshipping pedos and the problem is incorrigible).

>>214881775
She's right, you know
>>214881769
Canadians must rise up. I hate to see those fine people suffer

>>214881775
Katarina is a pretty name, was she cute?

>>214881797
She was a 16 year old toddler, you sick bastard

>>214881780
But I’m ethnically german+austrian. Don’t tell me I’m not Canadian, anon.

>>214881793
>>214881797
She was a little chubby, had very pink skin, long blonde hair and green eyes

liquid chlorine ate through my shoelaces (the shoes themselves, timberland boots, were unscathed)

JJ mcarthy sucks and the vikings are trash

>>214881817
I've got Timbs hiking boots, I like them a lot.

>>214881793
Canada is beautiful, I really don't want to see it getting invaded and destroyed.
>>214881809
she can still be pretty
>>214881813
>had very pink skin
concerning

ITT we are Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, landlord-defending, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, JAV-gooning, Evropean, Germanic, National Socialist, Skyrim-playing, Right Wing Porn Battalions

Erika Kirk's speech is the first moment I felt sorry for poor Charlie, because I realised that, sh*t, even his own wife doesn't love him. His beloved president is thinking about a ballroom, his wife's using his corpse fumes to launch a megachurch adbreak, and I presume his pet dog is eating his lips and eyes despite wearing a pure white dog tuxedo and blood diamond collar? I hope he at least had a mistress or boyfriend who genuinely mourned for him.

The vikings were actually black

>>214881825
I've worn this pair every day at work and they've served me well for the past ~3 years
very durable and very comfortable, I tell people it feels just like wearing sneakers but with a steel toe

>>214881826
Some nordics have such sensitive skin they are allergic to water, their skin starts bleeding when in contact with water, she had that and that's why she didn't go to the swimming lessons. Thank you

OJ Simpson was a very good football player

erin andrews is looking BAD

>>214881812
You’re simply not. If it makes you feel any better, I myself am 1/8th German, but 7/8ths Canadian is good enough to qualify as Canadian according to the Nuremberg Laws.

I don’t see any reason to remigrate non-Canadian Europeans from Canada UNLESS they’re undermining Canadian interests, sovereignty, etc.

>>214881818
This is a boring game

>>214881864
I didn't know that. I've seen some Germans and Bongs in Greece and their skin is very red, it's very unpleasant when they are fat.

>>214881868
I think we should remember him for his talents and not for his crimes

`any girls here wnat to watch the 97 berserk anime with me

>>214881896
It was justice for george floyd you white piece of shit, your dick is literally pink

AAA TRUMP SAVE ME I CANT AFFORD A HOUSE

>>214881900
shut yo goofy ass up

>>214881873
I don’t think I’ll be consulting 1930s German racial classifications to determine what I am.

>>214881915
I had a debate yesterday with a friend, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up about there being a housing crisis because there aren't enough immigrants to build the fucking housing. So, he was arguing America should mass-import immigrants to build the fucking housing.

>>214881928
ahem *taps the sign*
>>214881834

*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap*

pawg gf snowbunny

>>214881812
>I’m ethnically german+austrian.
>>214881928
>I don’t think I’ll be consulting 1930s German racial classifications to determine what I am.
???

burgers really be like
>if we had more guns this wouldn't have happened

>>214881933
I can't do this.

>>214881943
why not?

Israel bad

>>214881936
The icelandic sees this every day, I don't know, this isn't new for him

>>214881933
please don't post this or any variation of it ever again
thanks

>>214881590
asians have a genetic need to colonize white men, not that I'm complaining

>>214881953
I'm the brazilian in wiscahnsin I also see this every day

>>214881950
She's too big, I bet it smells bad. I've been with chubby girls but not like that.

>>214881931
He's right. That's why Los Angeles which has a trillions of illegals has such cheap housing

I’m so good at engi in TF2
Rockin’ uncletopia like a stone cold incel

>>214881938
My ancestors all moved to Canada in the 1800s. I have nothing to do with the failed German empires of the 20th century.

>>214881933
>>214881943
The only time I’ve resorted to trying to fuck a fat girl off Tinder (she catfished me with old photos, and then I was already there, so I figured I might as well get my dick wet anyway; “bird in hand,” etc) I couldn’t get hard and it was a waste of time. I could rationalize how it was a good idea, but on a fundamental animalistic level I wasn’t attracted to her.

>>214881969
The difference being the icelandic actually sticks his pink dick inside their pink pussies, thank you

I've noticed normalfags using "ragebait" a lot lately. Did some youtuber use this term recently?

>>214881974
>I'm so good at the class that sits in a corner the whole match while a literal aimbot farms points for me

*sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch *

>which ones the pink and which ones the stink?
>...
>you don't know do ya?

>>214881975
My ancestors were exiled to iceland over 900 years ago. Propably for some kind of horrible crimes
>>214881980
Stop it. Just shut up about me

Sometimes I still get upset that I lost my copy of Pokemon Sapphire in a hotel in 2006

>>214882002
From where, Denmark?

>>214881996
normies are enraged by what they don't understand, and they don't understand anything, so it's actually quite a succinct and useful term for them

>>214882008
Probably norway

>>214882002
Maybe you’re a descendant of Leif Erikson. That guy probably got lots of pink pussy.

More like SNOREway

you know what they say, 1 Asian qt in the arms is worth 10 jeets shitting in the gutter

Frozen is literally nazi propaganda, thank you

Iceland should be an Anarcho-Capitalist paradise

>>214881997
>provide ammo and healing for team
>get team to the objective from spawn
>create safe zones and kill zones with my turret
why yes, I am an engichad, thank you for noticing

>>214882031
reality is nazi propoganda

>>214882002
It's funny, I'm white but my dick isn't pink

>>214881976
How fat are we talking. I could get hard if either the tits or ass are good, or the face. But again we are talking chubby not morbidly obese.

It is 7:59 PM.

still watching anime

how often do you meet your gf? I think I meet her 3-4 times a week usually

There has never been a decent Germonkey post

>>214882026
I'm not
>>214882037
We used to be
Minus the paradise part

>>214881974
What server? I want to join as spy

>>214882045
You can't be white if you don't have pink nipples and a pink dick

>>214882052
I'd be happy to meet once a week. One Asian girl I dated only met once every two weeks or even less

>>214882052
That's not enough.

>start thinking about unresolved plotlines of a fantasy series I read years ago
>look her name up and she did a reddit post 4 months ago saying it's almost done

>>214881945
Chinese driver spotted.

>>214882059
Closest we can get on this Earthly realm
Iceland should annex the Faroe Islands

I’m ethnically gay

What are you doing tomorrow

>>214882074
working

I just produced a strange involuntary yelp noise. I think a spooky ghost just dumped one in me.

*snnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffff*

>>214882046
She was just chubby. Basically every other girl I’ve been with has been skinner than average. The only exception being when you’re dating someone for a while and she puts on a bit of “getting comfortable” weight, but at least that’s something you can get used to gradually, and also didn’t get up to the level of actually being chubby

i smell bad

>>214882074
It's already tomorrow, I'm going to work.

>>214882066
she lives like 30mins away from my place and we both work full-time

>>214882064
once every two weeks seems less.

>>214882073
Do you want to do butt stuff with me?

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Mq9zhpBweDk

>>214882097
nice aspect ratio tard

>>214882074
>>214882082 + gym

>>214882074
Chilling. Eating some food, drinking some beer, playing some games. The works

>something I need to do
>can’t stop procrastinating for like 12 hours now

>>214882118
its an cover for a soundcloud song, quit being a nerd faggot

>>214882111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI

>>214881969
I'm the brazilian in wisconsin I also see this every day

In my city Chinee peepo park like this and drive down the sidewalk. How about your city?

>>214882107
Let’s have an orgy with all of /cum/

>>214882095
I see, it really depends on a lot of factors.
>>214882103
I see. How long have you been together?

>>214882146
call the cops and get his ass fined

does jerking off lower your testosterone levels

>>214882153
like 3-4 months

I guess if I’m gonna get high this evening I should do it now.

>>214882146
I can't tell what I'm looking at. If that's a road why are the stop lines painted on only 1 side wtf

>>214882162
Haven't tested my T but no fap makes me more energetic and I feel like I can lift a car.

>>214882060
Uncletopia :)
Montéal 1
join (it’s PvE)

spaniard pirate metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCAht19XC8Q&list=RDBCAht19XC8Q&start_radio=1

>>214882164
Any plans of living together? I already would have told her to move in with me probably. I think that's what I did last time, Maybe on the 5 month mark.

>>214882176
gonna try nofap for a while and see if it increases my gainz

>>214882162
It’s complicated. If you do nofap, your testosterone will initially rise, but then it’ll fall lower than your initial baseline in the long run. There’s also a greater boon for testosterone levels from having sex with a woman than from jacking off. Peak test would probably be to regularly have sex with an interval of a few days between sessions.

>>214882138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwkmNC7ZUUE

damn shame about everything after the resistance

>>214882205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtdD1rORIc

feel like brown girls are more trustworthy than white women you know what i mean, they're more down to earth like you know what to expect

>she gained some comfort weight
doesn't exist, please get ya fat bitch on some salad and a treadmill

I think it’s time to step into an ice cold beer

>>214882199
I think I get better work outs also - if you are talking about those types of gainz.

dumb n**gertoroposter

hows vegas doing? still classy?

>>214882210
I think Stockholm Syndrome is one of the best guitar riffs ever written. It goes so hard.

>>214882212
My first girlfriend was a brown brazilian girl and she was great. Wish I didn’t fuck that relationship up.

You should not walk/run when you're fat.

You should fast and/or do non-impact exercise like a bicycle.

>>214882231
It's dying because of online gambling

sex isnt normal

>>214882240
Running spikes your cortisol. That's why real mfers walk

>>214882231
it was unironically better when it was ran by literal mobsters

>>214882241
what about the frank sinatra vibes, that still around?

>>214882172
The chink is parked in the right-hand parking lot lane and not in a stall. So only the oncoming lane is free for traffic going either way. The guy (more likely a woman, actually) parked in a thoroughfare, essentially.

>>214882252
>That's why real mfers walk
fatty cope

>>214882254
Hell no. It’s all corporate

reminder that diddy was implicates in a celebrity extortion and prostitution ring

>>214882253
>tip
Do Americans really?

>>214882254
>frank sinatra vibes
Nigga think life is a disney movie

>>214882200
is this a scientific fact or just dudebro lore?
I have experienced something similar, get very horny if I don't jack off for a week or two but if I stretch it to a month then I stop thinking about sex almost entirely

new
>>214882287
>>214882287
>>214882287

>>214882197
It's too early lol. She has her lease till august so maybe next august or something. Also I kinda want my own space. Also, she keeps thinking that I'll dump her so I need to reassure her enough first lol

>>214882277
Turned out to be bullshit

>>214882220
i want sick pumpz and shirt shredding pecks, theoretically this should net me more pussy which will in turn result in higher T levels as per this Anon >>214882200

>>214882286
why shouldn't it be