Thread 214880798

holodem edish

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

>>214880844
most like 1000000th

wonder what was in that tablet

Nee Emma Watson to poo on my head.

Finished season 1 of Fire Force team. Going sleep now.

and based catholic church (o algo)

suppose i might as well start thinking about going to me pit

>>214880844
cuuuute

>>214880798 (OP)
Nice to know I’m not the only anon on /int/ watching this

hmmm c:

>>214880856
they're massive

>>214880921
frrr

catberg: 1
ratberg: 0

>>214880961
based, who are you backing to win?

want to eat something but already brushed my teeth and ill get fat

>>214880844
is pound town like a franchise pound shop? where they got cheap monsters?

>>214880983
Advent (FUWAMOCO are my wives)
What about you?

feel like a lot of people here right now would know how to explain (how) to use a thesaurus

>>214880969
>>214880844
>>214880798 (OP)
you're such an odd ghoul

wow 236 gothita in this Pokemon 2x catch XP event caught with lucky eggs running throughout it would equate to 2M XP

>>214880844
hate these ugly whores
the way she looks to the left like she thinks shes all that
monkey woman ape

>>214881015
I'm backing justice for ccgg

>>214880994
don't think so, reckon they're joking about the sexual innuendo

Oh you'll take the high road and I'll take the low road
And doo doodie doo doodie doo doo
Doo dookie doo doo the hmm da doodie doo doo
And I'll take a shit in your bonnet

>>214881056
odd image

>>214881073
people who know they're attractive and flaunt it end up looking unattractive dont they

>>214881073
>the way she looks to the left like she thinks shes all that
you've got it all wrong lad

accidentally licked my hand

>>214881106
yes that was what i was getting at but she also has too big lips like she swallowed a banana and is probably 5/10 under that gallon of makeup

>>214881073
maybe she does look like a gorilla, but also, maybe she looks like a dog??
much to think about

hey lads, at the hospital with the missus atm haha great stuff

>>214881144
why

Don't be cruel
To a fart that's poo

>>214881153
have had blood and elevated protein levels in her urine and today some acute onset abdominal pain
been here 4 hours without any progress

>>214881175
oh wow hopefully they work it out obviously. I mean all the best
how did you know about the protein? did her pee smell? or was it a different look?

I meant how did you end up there from that
going to watch the island boys get a chiropractor now

>>214881190
did a urine test, on a separate visit haha, and found out that way, confirmed with today’s test
you long you lot gotta wait with your nhs during emergency visits?

>>214881236
oh right and I just read the blood in urine too
its a lot better in Scotland for wait times

>>214881175
is she pregnant? i'm sure whatever it is it will be okay, probably an infection or something. hope she's feeling okay

>>214881252
heard some horror stories about the nhs wait times, funnily enough our closes emergency hospital has bloody opening hours
>>214881305
if she got pregnant we’d know, wish it was thoughbiet

just dont get sick in those hours lel

island boy
island boys remix
island boys chiropractor
island boys kissing
island boys song

gibs me dat

>>214881380
googles that way pal

wait that means its only 600 Pokemon (with lucky egg on perma) to get 2M XP

had waves of pleasure washing over me, then felt massively tired
now all there is is stinky feet

justice takes the W

>>214881074
Congrats on the justice win, anon

When I'm high I can't even play Pokémon I'm just clueless as a prawn

>>214881470
cheers lad I thought justice was gonna slip when they lost their bishop to advent's rook

>>214881450
mouse why are you up at these hours

>>214881495
playing Pokemon Go to finish this event off
and i got money so tomorrow I can buy things

>>214881492
Justice were dominant throughout the match desu. Lisa trained them well

>>214881519
Good luck mate, almost level 40 myself. Just want that shirt honestly. I've no chance

>>214881553
apparently there isnt even a limit on the amount you can catch

Where can I find funny sonic the hedgehog compilations

mad how much better new york is

flabebe no. 4 done and that is the last one
the white shiny one looks best

>>214881599
ikr they should just call york old york and new york york that's how old old york is

>>214881616
Thanks

>>214881628
youre welcome florgres

Having another beer

Do you like my mp5

>>214881646
very nice

and if you are struggling to get XP from catching, you can make up a lot of XP by keeping the Pokemon you catch often so that you can evolve them for the 1K XP per. this comes at the cost of ending this event (where you should be catching Pokemon) with less candies than you would, so, less long-term benefit

>>214881655
Kill yourself you fucking pedophile freak your family hates you

>>214881548
Peeking at advent's training stream yesterday Jennifer seemed like the better teacher aha. CC and GG did some grinding pre-stream and set a sharper mood I think

my indian name is "Crawling Worm"

>>214881698
No he's right, you should blow your head smooth off.

>>214881599
oh yeah? feast your eyes on the beauty of north york

>>214881715
oh well now that you said it im hurt to the core. anyway, they dont let people like me own guns..

Been to 35+ countries and I have seen a lot of a lot of unsafe food practices from Indonesia to Vietnam to Egypt, but India is hands down the worst; the people have no sense of basic hygiene and worse care for other peoples Saftey. I thought lack of care for other’s was bad in China but if you get out into the country side, Chinese people are much nicer than in urban centers, but in India, lack of civic sense and filth is on next level. Regrettably, it’s one place I will never visit again. Pakistan next door is way more hospitable and hygiene level in urban areas, especially the north is 100x better.

in this event- your buddy bringing you gifts more often- I think you can wait 30 minutes after feeding your buddy to collect that gift (and feed it, take a snapshot, and play with your buddy- doing that every 30 minutes) - to increase your hidden buddy excitement level in the background a little bit faster. this will get it to the excited state quicker and overall gets you more candies

>>214881646
ever shot yourself in the head with it?

Mr Mouse, tear down this wall.

fell asleep while posting last night and woke up to a bowl of chicken tendies i'd cooked last night conveniently resting right there on my chest so didnt even have to bother getting outt of bed to eat, felt decadently convenient

>>214881783
Yeah gotta develop an immunity to larger bullets

the gift disappeared

if you cant afford $300 then why are you taking out your IUD

shiny tobebe

im shiny lopunny
im special

>>214881802
don’t know if that’s grim or peng
greng

>>214881750
I'd go to Pakiland

btw the best shuckle i got (for now) is a 15/14/15 and I have 947 candy and 116 XL
it wouldve been much better if it was def and stamina, BUT a massive HUNDO(!!!) shuckle would still be nowhere near the max CP limit for any league really

>>214881923
go to bed mouse

keldeo is a mythical Pokemon
thats why it cant go in gyms

I will go to bed in 11 minutes when I finish playing with my buddy Pokemon and feeding him :3

I despise how the spanish celebrate and embrace backwards gypsy culture such as tango and bull fighting.

this was very useful to me

>>214881889
rather peng truth be told, they were cold but still crispy and tasted nice

>>214881987
people underestimate giving your berries to gyms
but you can only do 100 ea 30 mins

You ought to start playing Webull UK instead of pokenutz desu senpai

>>214881987
there is also some research tasks for doing Rocket grunts/leaders and purifying Pokemon, getting platinum badges etc. GL!

I keep trying to lucid dream

>>214882061
is it working

>>214882106
no and I worry about laying on my belly because of my heart :c

thats the buddy invisible hearts boost done. gn

why is my local pub a pokemon gym

was watching porn of jennifer white having sex with some lad in his early 20s but looked even younger that and she was visibly uncomfortable with it, he still spaffed inside her though

poo sheisty and shart feisty

it isnt
but Pokemon gyms pop up when there is 2 (I think its 2) Pokestops nearby. one is made into a gym if there is no other gym or something. maybe its 3
also sorry for killing the thread tonight for some reason

completely mental that mainstream media is trying to make out that the kirk shooter was a rorke

been heavily raining and winding for hours

>>214882198
muts be instane if you live in central london and your house is within range of 100 pokestops

>>214882223
yeah and apparently Tokyo is what the players like
California looks amazing for it. they really live a different life.

but the Pokemon Go+ just caught a Pokemon - so I know its working tonight (catching 1hr of Pokemon lelel) gn gn

Has it been 3 days?

insomniaberg being a cunt once again

>>214880798 (OP)
you should be strangled

>>214882295
cute

>>214881646
always wanted an mp5 and a benelli supernova

>>214881646
What do you think about Mauser 30.06 bolt action rifles?

posting this image so that I can delete it from the computer before I start hoarding

that /hm/ OP pic was hot lmao

Cheers

>>214882339
fuck off darkie

poc not welcome
whites only

got the spooktober thread on /wsg/ open, not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight

Not fond of the Lame Stream Fake News Media, myself!

any of you chaps see the northern lights tonight
would post photos but I wouldn’t want to be doxxed from cloud patterns

>>214882523
>doxxed
idiot

>>214882534
don’t call me an idiot or I’ll kick your teeth in, cunt

>>214882549
idiot

Excuse me idiots. I have a meeting with my general practitioner. Or as mother calls him, "Dr. Jew"... I'm off to meet with Dr. Jew at luncheon... tomorrow...

>>214882509
>takes dick up his arse
>constantly bangs on about le jews
dont give a hoot what you are and arent fond of, pal

It's such bs that everything engineering related is now indian. They don't have the brain capacity to understand ANYTHING it's all remembering formulas and repeating scripts there's no free thinking. and people wonder why our infrastructures so FUCKED

Just chose dunya over deen

just realized the couple of weeks/months without gingernonce after the hack, we took that time for granted didn't we

Is "Unite the Kingdom" actually pro-Britain in general (as in all white people across Britain should unite and the country should stay united,) or is it simply a way to tell non-whites to get out and would actually be ok with Scottish secession?

Where's mikey

no one likes muslims

it's not normal to see a wog and not think that's disgusting

Fan of wogs. 2023-24 changed me. Not a fan of black people of course.

have an inkling ufos/uaps are real *taps nose knowingly*

My frenulum hurts

>>214883211
*kisses it better*
UwU

>>214883204
That night of the mass drone sightings in NJ, I'm not in NJ, but that night in the fog while I was driving on a big hill I saw a huge blue beam of light appear for about 5 seconds and then disappear. Was probably headlights but it looked like it was coming down from the sky.

Need an Emma Watson gf.

>>214883144
makes sense given you are one

my English name is Bane Chodes

>>214882295
Wonder if she ever twiddles her fanny.

thats emma into the filter list
you were warned multiple times

>>214883354
Need to give her butt a good sniff.

>>214883352
i dont know shes dancing around in front of the camera and posting it online, what do you think? ffs

I hate Ru*sia so much.
>Seizing millions of kilometers of Chinese territory
>Destroying all of China with communism.

>>214883358
>>214883358

got the snacks in
ready for a night of gaming

>>214883403
free tibet

>>214883530
only one box of cream pies anon?

>>214883579
I'd creampie pic related.

>>214883530
that's a rather small amount of snack for an average sized person i'd say?

based /cum/ thread

reading about mentalists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54LQ_AO1gDI&list=RD54LQ_AO1gDI&start_radio=1

someone at toil retired and brought us a tub of Quality Street. Not only was the tub smaller and less full, but the wrappers are now dull and lifeless instead of the old shiny ones and the chocolates tasted really bland, noticeably worse than what I remember and smaller too.
Was the perfect illustration of how everything is shit now

thanks for reading my blog

Work with a raspy lesbian Jeep driving cocksucker. Impressed?

6 am.

>>214884351
>05:59:59
not though is it?

>>214884351
fucked it

Ah yes 150k racist thugs paid by the State of Israel to run amok on our streets

>>214884362
it was when you read it

Pack it in spaki it’s 6am

turning up rorke remote vibrator to max for exactly 4 seconds suddenly then turning it off just as sudden

whole countrys gone to the dogs

I want to sniff her poops.

can't stop eating maltesers

Do you brits ever pop down to the pub and order the pork faggots with a side of spotted dick?

really windy and cold out there this morning make sure to wrap up warm guys

scary windy out

Travel is the cure for racism unless you travel to Belgium

put my kindle on charge overnight and it’s done nothing still says “low battery your kindle needs to charge before use” what the hell

>>214884785
What the helly?!

>>214884791
Fr

I'm a gluten for punishment

>>214881646
Its pretty cool, how many rounds do you have through it?
here is a pic of my p226

mums hair dryer has woken me up
Unacceptable

Alright. I'll go get my last fast food EVER

>>214884846
be a doll and tell mummy i said hello

>>214884872
Why

Is this pork halal bossman?

>>214884877
because i want her to sit on my face. tell her that..

>>214884903
Cracking tits
Odd face
Makes it sexier for some raisin

>>214884904
You can’t talk like that, this is my mother you’re speaking about

>>214884903
Thats one sexy mommy

https://x.com/stairwayto3dom/status/1967335558172340526?s=46
Zionist freak BAMBOOZLED by young patriot

might become italian

The system of public education is often a more effective, quicker and, above all, cheaper mechanism to destroy the “national pattern” of a human group than physical extermination. The formation of a national historical narrative and the generation of symbols is, from this perspective, a fundamental task of genocide.

beautiful

>>214885010
Might join you

Got the Jay Dyer on... catyank, your thoughts on the latest?

just bitten the inside of my mouth and i can taste blood and flesh

>>214885136
blog on. and uhh...oh, FOY

Absolutely dying at this

be careful out there

Reuploading so I don't get the stupid pending approval thing

>>214885172
I’m staying in bed just to be safe :P

>>214885172
That’s crazy I live in one of these places

brother hacking his fucking guts up again

>>214885184
Alri britbong

>>214885195
>britbong
that's a name i haven't heard in a long time. a long time

The Melmerby Village Bakery In Cumbria Has Prepared A Special Loaf Of Bread Made In The Shape Of The Prince Of Wales Feathers. The Bread Is Made From Organic Flour From The Prince's Highgrove Estate. (2001)

another week

they have my vote

The Asian Fanny

>prince of Wales
Is English
Doesn’t live in Wales
Doesn’t care about Wales
Doesn’t speak Welsh
Married to an English woman
With English kids

Woke nonsense

I’ve got a bad case of the sniffles

Morning team. I'm actually up for a change this morning and feeling relatively energised.

>>214885272
Why doesn't Wales want to leave the Union, like Scotland?

>>214885266
Uh yh mine too…

>>214885283
fuck off

>>214885292
We are too poor
1/3 of our population is english

>>214885283
When you’re stocking the shelves at Aldi has some old bloke ever come up to you and asked for a shag?

>>214885325
No, but a black guy was asking me where abouts I live, how long I've been at ALDI, whether I like it or not and then went on to say I have a beautiful name that isn't very common in the UK after I got him two packs of still water out of the warehouse

>>214885283
hows your russian coming along? presuming youre still studying.

You can't even lightly complain about spiders without the Spider Defence Squad showing up in your mentions to remind you they eat bugs

plotting a breakfast burrito

>>214885292
england and wales have been unified for over 800 years, and were never really part of the rivalry between england, scotland and ireland.
our populations are so unbelievably intermingled basically everyone in wales has english ancestry and vice versa
welsh politics are basically the same as english politics. the scottish independence movement only got so much steam because scotish people are significantly more socially liberal than english people, as any look at the SNPs policies will show

>>214885361
I'm doing ANKI decks daily now

>plotting
inciteful language

just done a poo and heard my housemate go in to the bog after and spray air freshener about
rude bugger cant help it if ive got smelly poos

fucking hate them so much

spray it yourself smelly poo git

>>214885407
those sprays are full of carcinogens

>>214885401
bet he sees you as the "smelly poo housemate" now. doesn't matter what else you do that's all you'll ever be

reading about MAOA allele frequencies

/pw/ is all coomer threads, none of those faggots can tell you who Bob Backlund, Superstar Billy Graham, or Jim Crockett was. They probably don't even know who Bruno Sammartino was. Let them jack off to their favorite "diva" (I don't think they're even called that anymore) and remain ignorant about true wrestling.

Yes my hands will be sweating today while the milf at work talks to me about her weekend

>>214885375
More in the central belt in Scotland, but thats where the majority of the people are I suppose. The north east is still quite conservative.

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Local catberg desperately wants in to my bedroom window, but I use incel hairloss chemicals that will poison her - simply cannot risk it, I must adopt the veneer of evil for the sake of the good

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>unite the kingdom
Nah dissolve the union. Why should we bankroll all scotland NI and wales

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Accidentally bought a "sandwich kit" with American cheese, tastes like absolute puke. I hope it doesn't exist outside the Us

>>214885462
TND?

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>214885557
>I use incel hairloss chemicals that will poison her
What do you think it’s doing to you aha

ok

Just witnessed the most intense buck breaking bumming ever - thank God for wall length mirrors x

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>214885587
hes sitting like a people xD

>>214885604
Heart damage most likely, but for catberg its insta death - toxic shock

anyone read jocko willink - discipline equals freedom
Is it any good?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214885609
timmy's crushes

Looking at mead on Amazon.co.uk

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Need her to cack one out in my mouth.

Darkness on my mind.

you said that already you tedious dumb f*cks

>>214885703
dark forces at work

Mumberg finally admitted last year that her and my fathers primary motivation for having a baby was getting a council house instead of a council flat.

>>214885715
Black forces on my feet

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror

lol based janny BTFOing belgian nonce

>>214885737
youre probably too poor to own a pair of brooks. theyre superior to nike

Considering the Belgian opens /brit/ to post at the same time each morning, it begs the question whether our jannie does the same in response. Layers to this thing

>>214885773
Big truth. Love my brooks, even if I get called grandad by my mates haha

>>214885773
I literally only wear Nike trainers
95s, 97s and af1s

get the 'tex posted

burritos in the air fryer

Get a bloody job and put something on the end of it

Spotted dick in the deep fat fryer

>>214885736
This is why my fat sister had her nonce kid
>No savings, works part time, fat bf unemployed
>Have a kid
>Get a 2 bedroom council house in a nice area, all appliances paid for by the local council, no rent or council tax, get food vouchers, get child benefit

It's an evil practice. These people do not deserve help or charity

>>214885848
your sister deserves a council house for having put up with you for 20 years

Who’s got the keys to this thread?

>>214885876
Other way around mate. I'm a good person.

>I literally only wear Nike trainers
>95s, 97s and af1s
brown
brown
brown

Gonna buy my dog some wet food from Aldi I bet he hates it

>>214885808
we need to go younger

sir sacked tranny defender of the working man

>>214885848
>her nonce kid
you're calling an infant a paedophile now?

>>214885901
I’m white mate

>>214885824
You spotted a what in the what? Ouch!

>>214885929
Exactly what a brown person would say

>>214884351
alri big ben

>>214885946
People say this all the time and then I post my hand and they never reply

SIEG HEIL!

got my patty g and salomons on
will change into my derbies when i get into the office

62 hours in to the fastingtoil, can already feel myself becoming a superior human being

thats body tea

>fasting in 2025
oh um oh my

>>214886010
remeber to stay hydrated and get vitamins

>staying hydrated in 2025
oh um oh my

>>214886077
Yeah, I woke up and my piss was dark brown, dehydration happens much quicker. I’ll end it today though even though I think I could manage 5-7 days with ease. Just wanted to give it a try and it really wasn’t so bad at all, don’t know how people find this hard. There are people who can’t even manage a day without food.

tofu and broccoli peanut stir fry for tea perhaps

interesting

Cup of tea time

>>214886244
dog food

>>214886258
*boots your head clean off*

>>214886244
bluest eyes i've ever seen

>>214885892
sacked tranny is greenlit

>>214886454
>>214886454
>>214886454

>>214885848
nah thats based we need more white people