Thread 214882287

white girl gf ausgabe
previous: >>214880711

>>214882235
my current gf keeps saying don't fuck up this relationship. idek what she means tbf

I want to fuck chuck

I deserve a gf.

>>214882328
This is a man

>>214882293
I see, well I hope it works out bro.
>>214882298
Idk I haven't done tests so I can't speak with confidence on the matter. It's probably good to not jerk of all the time tho.

>>214882328
nigga that's a tranny maybe u need a BF

anglos raped the Hispanic Roman legions in the battle of teutoburg but Hispanics raped anglos back in the spanish civil war

I'm a chicken Marge!

contemplating the nonexistant love I ahyd with my HS onitits compared to the cute HS girl I had a crush on in high school

>>214882328
The problem with trannies is that I don't like dicks and I don't like the holes they make, they always look horrific and it probably smells bad.

Every white boy deserves his white girlfriend

>>214882336
I'm planning to send her flowers. What do you think?

>>214882360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRFcj36ru8

>>214882334
>>214882343
I deserve a gf/bf
>>214882364
>I don't like dicks
Faggot.

>>214882352
Gauls raped literally everyone who ever came at them. It took a coalition of the entire civilized world just to defeat one little nation in 1945.

If you haven't committed multiple genocides and conquered 1/2 the globe you need to lower your tone when speaking to me.

Yes I am Hispanic
No I will not teach my children english
Yes their mother tongue will be Spanish


cope and seethe

>>214882370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5f75EgYIhc

>>214882373
why are his tits so weird looking girls can get titjobs and they look pretty realistic a lot of the times but troons can't do that?

>>214882379
the Hispanic Empire was larger than the Gaullic one

>>214882379
pre-73 BC*

Based af kilmeade. I remember when Giuliani made being homeless basically illegal and everyone loved it.

right soooo... goon it is

>>214882391
the hispanics took over a century to do what Germans did in 5 years

girlfriends are like super AIDS and syphilitic malaria
I don’t have them

>>214882381
Whatever just don't forget to trim the sides when you finish mowing my lawn

>>214882370
That's always good. Do you know what her favorite flowers are. Also why send and not give.
>>214882373
Ngl I could get fooled in a dark bar or a club, but those hands are big.

>>214882373
(s)he looks pretty good but something is still off. I really don’t have anything against the trans. But I’d prefer a mid bitch with a mid pussy honestly.

>>214882385
He has no tits. That's probably just the cut of the dress/a bra

>>214882407
The Germans never had a large empire

>>214882415
>Also why send and not give.
The flower shops close around 5 and I work till 7-8. She likes those preserved red roses so I was thinking of sending her some. Or should I give her in person? What say?

>>214882430
At least she kept the dick for now, I honestly feel bad for anyone who chops it off. It's a life of medical issues and problems.

>>214882430
why is he wearing a bra then

i shuv potatoes up my butt 4 funz

Yes I am Hispanic
Yes I will conquer a blonde blue eyed anglo women
Yes I will hide from my children their anglo side
Yes I will raise them to be Hispanic Monarchists and anti-anglo protestants
Yes their mother tongue will be Spanish
Yes I will only speak to them in Spanish

the peisburg coalition of the third turdthrower war was peak

>>214882430
AYO THAT LADY HAS A PENIS

>>214882439
I've never sent flowers, I always give them personally. If it closes around 5 you can make em send them to you and then you can give it to her. I would give them to her IRL if I had a choice, girls are always so happy after that and you can do no wrong almost (for that day).

>>214882454
To fill out and pad the dress so it sits properly on his frame.

lmao im gonna eat a potato that wuz in my butt i like that poop taste lmao

>>214882469
>Yes I will only speak to them in Spanish
bad idea, especially in amerikkka.
bad english/accent = guaranteed failure

>>214882430
>read your comment
>look at tits
>not much there but whatev-
>notices bulge
xwx

>>214882479
Makes sense. I'll give her in person then.

>Yes I am Hispanic
>Yes I will conquer a blonde blue eyed anglo women
>Yes I will hide from my children their anglo side
>Yes I will raise them to be Hispanic Monarchists and anti-anglo protestants
>Yes their mother tongue will be Spanish
>Yes I will only speak to them in Spanish

Calipoornia power hour is grim

>>214882488
why does someone bother doing this to themselves? like what's the end game? it's like never-ending Halloween but there's literally no payoff at the end of it all. at least on Halloween you get candy.

best this dude can hope for if he tricks someone is to not get his skull caved in.

someboy hav gay sex with me pls pls pls i'm a little gay boy

im back

>>214882517
You type like a 16 year old. Grow up.

>Why would someone want to be pretty and happy?! Waaah!

lets eat poop

in black

>>214882517
it's called having a hobby

>>214882505
seethe wop
>>214882500
they'll learn english in school but I will never speak to them in english

This is a pabst blue ribbon general

>>214882520
>>214882517

i'm gay

This cheap ass microwave that my mom bought a couple years ago has this very irritating feature where when the timer is done it'll beep-beep once every minute indefinitely to remind you until you press Stop. So if you let the counter get down to 0 and don't press Stop it'll beep interminably for years and years. My mom doesn't seem to care or to hear the beeping so whenever she uses the microwave I can hear it beeping upstairs and I'll have to go downstairs to turn the damn thing off. And she just doesn't seem to care or to hear it. Personally that would drive me fuckin nuts. My mum is weird and more than a bit retarded. She thinks the fact that I'm preoccupied by such things is OCD or autism but I'm pretty sure she's the one who's mental. There have been times when she's left it beeping all day and she doesn't mind it.

>>214882541
>>214882545
faggots with no arguments

>>214882556
211 steel reserve*

anyone else losing hope in this world?

fuk me with a big potato

>>214882541
She looks nice in a cute outfit like that. The worst are the trans who dress like anime schoolgirls.

>>214882580
what does hope in the world even mean

let's go lay in the road and get run over togehter

>>214882504
Good luck bro :)

the snacks have arrived from amazon fresh

>>214882580
quite the opposite for me. After a very long time, everything's going great rn.

man this guy really is retarded

>>214882580
The world is only getting better. More unequal but better.

This isn't a debate, dalitleaf. Grow up.

i'm just a worthless good for nothing faggot

>>214882588
a brighter future

>>214882580
I would but what else is there

Hunter Schaefer is one hot tranny.

>>214882609
when did it become acceptable for women to hoard plushies and toys like the nerds they used to mock in the past

unc

>>214882541
ngl I could have gotten catfished in bar or a club in my drugs days...scary.
>>214882580
Shit is getting crazy out there. I got really demoralized during/after covid.

wanna have diarrrhea sex

>>214882623
Sydney mogs him

Jason is unforgivably gay, I wonder if his mother knows what kind of shameful shit he gets up to in his disgusting little cumcave room.

>>214882624
attractive people can get away with anything
hoeflation has turned half the human race into genetic elites

ive got diarrhea lets have gay diarrhea sex

SO COME ON
COME ON DOOOOWN
YOU GOT IN IN YOUUUUUUUUUUU
GOT TO SCRAPE THAT
SHIT RIGHT OOOOOFFF MY SHOES

>>214882636
Obviously, nothing beats a good pair of tits.
>>214882630
wtf bro?

>>214882636
nice honkers

should i have a dr pepper?

Going to smoke some weed and walk to the store

>>214882639
Wtf is wrong with you

vidya that are 90% cutscenes and 10% gameplay need to die

I would literally shoot one of you in exchange for a kiss from this qt(in a thought experiment, obviously he's a good person and wouldn't kiss a murderer)

i just shit all over the couch it smells like diarrhea

>stop drinking entirely for months
>lose all LGBTQ tendencies
Muslims are right about alcohol

>>214882657
What does it taste like?

>>214882637
You got me, I’m a filthy pronoun user. But holy fuck that gif just made me laugh hard.

lets go fuk ina pile of ROTTEN garbage

>Ethiopians now
In sorry do we have someone advertising this place globally?

>>214882673
that's not what entering a black hole is like thoughbeit

u wanna have gay sex in a dirty dumpster full of rotten trash with me

>>214882669
nice job anon. i've been sober since january. i miss it a little, at least the taste, but i don't miss being drunk, vomiting into the toilet, feeling pathetic, etc. life's at least a little better now without it.
never wanted to be a queer though so i think that's a "you" problem.

>>214882671
fansville

>elbow hurts from working out
>keep working out
>go harder
>elbow stops hurting
>????

Bullet Train was the worst piece of shit movie I have ever seen

>>214882696
The water isn't sucked up so I know that

>>214882693
it's probably just another one of FKs proxies

im poop

>>214882710
His kids are jewish thougheverbeit

>>214882707
don't know what that means

>>214882671
cherry spicy cola

im goonna shoot my fuckinmg dick off i hate my dik

>>214882732
Interesting.

>>214882735
How is it not illegal to distribute tax money to criminals on the basis that they are alien criminals?

>>214882660
what store it’s already 11pm

>>214882731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2djcP7RDN4

>>214882746
This is unironically what the internet used to be about

This is the REAL south. If your state ain't shown in red, sorry hoss, you ain't southern.

>>214882735
>illegals getting the most
Cuckifornia

>>214882730
>>214882751
Dude you have no idea. Here in California illegals can get drivers lisenced and trucker certifications which led to that illegal Jeet killing 3 people cuz he couldn't speak English. It's beyond insane

>>214882771
grim

>>214882760
in the civilized world there are grocery stores, drug stores, and other common essentials that stay open past midnight

Finally. Her silence was DEAFENING

more like POO hampshire

>>214882709
you dodged a bullet
listen to your body
an injury will set you back more than anything else

>have chronic cough the last few days
>coughing up some sort of brownish flavocol-looking stuff instead of the normal red, green, or clear

it's over for me boys, take care and let my folks know how i died

>>214882730
You are brown

>>214882773
i miss it dearly

>>214882774
Can someone translate this for a retarded leaf?

>>214882780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fMfyfwca84

I've been very fortunate in that every illness I've had in my life I've just walked off and I'm in my 40s

>>214882784
Let's hear what Ja Rule has to say on the matter

>>214882793
you should probably get that checked out. your health is important and a clinic visit isn't that expensive.

>>214882798
His wife is a chosennite and so are the kids

>>214882541
Groomer

>>214882784
looool

>>214882774
new england mama's boy thinks that new hampsire, boston or Vermont are exempt from cultural enrichment and is still a white utopia

>>214882810
I hate ads so much it's unreal.

>>214882826
His wife is White and even if she were a jew they'd be mischlings. Jewish law doesn't change genetics(reality)

>>214882798
just be born rich, handsome, well-educated, successful, have a loving family, travel the world, and become the next president of the united states. it's that easy.

>>214882819
top kek that's a deep cut nigga

>>214882849
this is a boomer general on a boomer board on a boomer website.

Glad Bieber dropped a new album. Feels like there's some normalcy in the world again. Massive pop culture vacuum left by him after the hype around dissipated the better part of 10 years ago now.

>>214882841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1EbHetjAs

I'm goin to Wichita

>>214882859
this is a millenial general

>call it Bichita, Kansas in 6th grade Geography class
>get a big laugh from the class
>get sent to the principal's office for remainder of class

>>214882860
*around Purpose

>>214882862
somebody's not having fun

>>214882849
I lived my life, I'm old now and have experienced America at its best
You're spending the best years of your life typing in a hellscape dystopia

>>214882860
How common is the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church?

>>214882870
>>214882837
>>214882805

>>214882870
i'm sorry.

>>214882624
>women

>>214882870
Thousand man army won't hold me back

Bieber and Ye should collab and drop some hot natsoc christbombs on these yids

poop pee
pee poop

>>214882709
Depends on the problem
Sometimes bringing more blood and nutrients to the area will help it recover

everyone in the server gets gifts except me

>>214882924
The 539s would never let hom

>>214882926
R A R E

>>214882893
Too common. Orthodox aesthetics are grim all over the world. Catholicism is based purely for aesthetic reasons. It inspired beautiful architecture throughout the world.

>>214882926
good morning zhiqiang. how are you today.

she changed her mind

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sXwzOt4uJGc

yuurp

>>214882962
of course she did. she's a woman.

>>214882946
>Too common
Would it be the dominate denomination by a lot?
>aesthetics
Yeah, the Catholics understand beauty.

The Fallout show is actually really good.

>>214882941
And yet hong kong has over 7 million more people than iceland

fuck 3 more days of work until my weekend

>>214882979
Some of the worst action scenes i have seen in any movie or tv show

>>214882979
>ruin everything great about 1, 2, NV to have a blank slate
>instead of just choosing a different state
I'll never forgive them.

>>214882837
>he thinks vermont and boston are in new hampshire

>>214882980
I've never seen a hong gong flag on 4chan...i think

oh god i should NOT have eaten those sandwiches

>>214883004
what kind?

> The Pitt won best Drama Emmy
> The Studio won best Comedy Emmy
guess i need to give both of these a try

>>214882996
Fallout 3 and 4 are the only real games, thought 76 is excellent too.

>>214883004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3A61kAGr8

Before tumblr got gay I used to follow raceplay Asian girls. This one had a post where she gave her address to any of her white followers that happen to be in her area and then she would take pictures of them fucking and post them on her tumblr. Crazy ho, I miss her. Wonder what she's up to now.

>>214883011
Turd sandwiches

>>214882977
Can't know the true numbers of Muslims here but yes it's the dominant religion by a decent margin still. Islam has been here since its beginnings.

>>214882805
Let me break this down for you like it’s gospel:

Forget what your geography teacher told you. The real South? It ain’t Georgia. It ain’t Texas. It sure as hell ain’t Florida. It’s New Hampshire — and only New Hampshire.

Let’s look at the facts:

Hospitality? You ever been to a New Hampshire town hall meeting? That’s small-town charm and neighborly grit.

Grits and biscuits? No, they don’t eat that. But they would if it was 20 below and they had to shovel 3 feet of snow at 6 a.m. before church. That’s southern toughness right there.

Southern pride? New Hampshirites don’t even need to brag. Their state motto is literally “Live Free or Die.” That’s not a slogan — that’s a threat. No state embodies Southern defiance more than that.

Front porches and rocking chairs? Try maple sugaring shacks and flannel shirts — it’s the same vibe, just with more frostbite.

Country music? Ever heard a guy in Concord strum a guitar next to a wood stove while ranting about the government? That’s country soul, brother.

You think Alabama’s Southern because they deep fry everything? In New Hampshire, they fry your sense of direction with unmarked roads and no sales tax. That’s tradition.

*penis grows super large and vacuums you up with my urethra*
whoops
omg this is so embarrassing >.<

>>214883034
most of those freaks moved to bdsmlr

>>214882289
>is this a scientific fact or just dudebro lore?
I wouldn’t call myself an expert on the topic, but I believe it’s scientific fact and not bro science, if I recall correctly. It was a long time ago, but I think I heard about it in the context of STEMcels deboonking nofap broscience claims about elevated testosterone, with scientific literature cited.

If I were to speculate, I would guess that long-term nofap *and* nosex puts the body into beta male “non-mating male” or monk mode, as is seen in other animals, especially those with harem-style sexuality. Per the pic, non-mating mallards even look much more like female ducks.

STILL watching anime

>>214882979
the seething of todd over NV’s superior lore has ruined yet another FO product

>>214883040
Interesting. Thanks for explaining this to me.

I'm so grateful to be alive
Might just open a random thread and post my cock

>>214883057
Why'd they even set it in NV if todd was gonna be such a fucking bitch about it, just do FO:3

>>214882946
You can probably blame the theological divide where Catholics like statues, while Orthodox only like cartoonish flat icons.

>>214882924
*Varg and Ye

>>214883040
Negus be trippin’ if they letting Muhammad into they kingdom

>>214883067
bless this thread

>>214883041
This reads like picrel. Thanks though.

>>214882287 (OP)
need yt angel gf sirs

How would your life be different if you had an 8.5 inch dick that was also thick? Just a huge one?

Think I'm stuck in the matrix where the fuck's my Nitrous

>>214883081
Ye already did a nod to Burzum with his Vultures album cover albeit

One time I saw a “very Chinese” guy at a Costco wearing Vultures tour merch, and I thought for sure he was wearing a Burzum shirt

>>214883104
kamen rider, kamen rider
rider
RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>214883105
those are both men

>>214883109
I guess i'd have an easier time wearing sweatpants

>>214883124
Who isn't

>>214883109
I already have a big dick so I imagine my life wouldn’t be noticeably different

>>214883121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZEbBli2qE8

Would you eat this pizza?

>>214883137
besides me? hard to say

>>214883055
any weebshit from the past 2-3 years that are worth checking out for mature and refined adults such as myself?
i only ever hear about the shounenshit.

Walmart employees be like sorry this isn’t my department
Then what the fuck are you doing here

pull it

>>214883146
no it looks like someone dropped it on the lawn

>>214883146
thats a man

*pounding a real girl in the pussy and silently pondering if she’s secretly a tranny due to terminal 4chan use*

>>214883146
>no pepperoni
>no stuffed crust
I guess I'd eat it.

>>214883146
yeah but i dont think id buy it

>>214883146
> pizza
wdym
that's not pizza
that's just cheesy bread
where is the pepperoni
where is the sausage
where are the mushrooms

>>214883153
DIY was alright

>>214883146
Ive had this pizza before

>>214883165
LOL

which has more sluts on it
tiktok or insta

>>214883146
Someone from dominos needs to go over to italy and teach them how to make a pizzz

janny really scrolled a 2hr old thread looking for anything that could vaguely be in reference to charles kirby kek

would you eat this?

>>214883181
the venn diagram is a circle

>>214882287 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQSC-oxsQz0&list=RDuQSC-oxsQz0&start_radio=1

>>214883153
catch me at the ballpark
apocolypse hotel
oi tonbo!!

>>214883188
pineapple? my guy gross

>>214883181
Insta for sure. It's an OF ad platform. They push the boundaries of what's allowed by the TOS way more than Tiktok.
Insta is the reason the "see through" shirts became a trend.

>>214883185
kek yeah no kidding, look at this

>>214883071

>>214883071

>>214883071

>>214883175
based

>>214883185
How about Charlie Dirk
https://youtu.be/b0aWd804iJ4

>>214883188
>pineapple
Finally. A real pizza.

>>214883181
no idea, dont use em

>>214883188
8/10, it's not the platonic ideal but i'd destroy this.

I feel like I have a pretty good dick. It's kinda long and also curves up so it can rub against where I'm told the g spot is. Idk though I've never used it for that.

>>214883070
at this point my only explanation is spite

>>214883198
>>214883217
Theres no pineapple on the pizza

>>214883196
Ballpark is literally NTR and racemixing propaganda.

>>214883200
I've been really racist in one post(hating 1 race or saying lots of slurs), and only ever gotten 3-days. Or 3-days for politics.
What did Polanon do to get perma?

Just woke up from my 3 hour nap

>>214883237
shut up jason., you literally never even watched it

>pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfuiB52K7X8&list=RDNfuiB52K7X8&start_radio=1

>>214883237
aren't you a fan of such things..?

>>214883248
A night time NEET nap?
Based.

>>214883221
I just got gifted a pizza stone, i'm gonna make a round pie soon

>>214883260
Make a diamond shaped pizza.

>>214883241
From what I understand, the janitors keep track of your previous ban record, and then your punishments escalate from three day vacations to month long vacations, and eventually a permaban. He probably has been spamming dogshit threads in the catalog for years. Anything over three days can’t even be done by a janitor; it has to have mod approval.

To my brother Charlie, we have the watch

>>214883250
Because it looked like low quality seasonal slop and then it literally has NTR and brown men breeding with Japanese women.

>>214883241
I only ever catch 3 days for shit-talking indians. Really makes you think eh?

>I never even watched it but Im sure its NTR-coded
cuckold mentality

>>214883271
thats difficult

>>214883281
I was getting 3-days at least once a month. You must have to really try to get a perma. I just post my racism on /pol/ now, and I stopped getting 3-days.

>>214883241
>>214883281
I never even check the messages but I assume meidos was just handing out perms for dirky boy

guys im gonna get two raises at my job this week

Listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0AcBryPUxY&list=RDU0AcBryPUxY

>>214883304
Make a heart shaped pizza.

>>214883285
i use my watch to tell the time

>>214883317
ill get sad

>>214883313
nice

>>214883285
I haven’t seen anyone talk about how the “See you in Valhalla” thing that Patel said seems to be referencing a WW2 German Luftwaffe pilot who said “See you in Valhalla” before doing a Kamikaze strike with his plane.

Does Patel even know that this is the main origin of this expression? If so, what did he mean by this?

You watch a show with brown men having sex with Japanese women.

QED

>>214883303
well is it cuck shit or not

>>214883328
Make a big titty pizza.

>>214883241
>>214883294
I never catch any

>>214883309
isn't that just one raise?

>>214883335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

>>214883337
no, not in the slightest

>sportsball anime
Not even once.

>>214883342
>icelanon wild-n-out on the racism
>but he has the janny respect
Pretty based of you to loophole it.

>>214883338
ill get hard

>>214883336
It doesn't have that tho, there is one Dominican player that has a Japanese wife in one episode but all the other couples are Japanese and the main love story is a Japanese girl and guy. There's no sex in it at all.

>>214883346
i guess but they are technically both separate. I get a raise for hitting 3 years employment and then my job does a wage review every year that they announce this week which I dont know what it will be yet. Last year it was $2

>>214883353
2kino4u?

>>214883356
I haven't got a racist bone in my body

I used to catch bans all the time before the site went down, but I haven’t been banned a single time since, so I can only assume that there was a specific tranny janny and/or mod who had it out for me, who then got doxxed, and left the site.

>>214883342
Iceland doesn't have any indians thobeit, your level of disdain for them would naturally be way lower.
They've actually banned certain webms that show indians behaving very badly, like eating shit, you just can't upload them to 4chan at all.

>>214883368
Only one way to find out, niggerfaggot.

Slam Dunk is pretty good

>>214883353
> Puerto Rican
you mean, American?

>>214883382
the games are too drawn out but it's better than that modern basketball anime where everyone has a special power

>>214883362
Puerto Rican not Dominican

>>214883373
It wasn’t over simple stuff like use of slurs. I’ve already been buckbroken to not do that due to my static IP. It was over ideas expressed in posts.

>faggots talking about bans like badges of honour
why even post here if you hate the rules
don’t answer that, I don’t want to know

>>214883397
Trump won, niggerfaggot.

>>214883382
my favorite manga of all time is the basketball manga he did afterwards, about people in wheelchairs (name of the manga is Real).
they're broken people both physically and spiritually that heal together. it's nice.

>>214883406
>posting on 4chan like it's reddit
Fucking kill yourself.

>>214883416
sent that freak flying

the pen is mightier than the sword after all

y'all better not be this cute in the new thread. i'm finna act silly.

>>214883440
>the penis mightier

>>214883443
>>214883443
New

>>214883406
lol what a gay post you are a faggot

>>214883410
kek niggas still stuck in the swag era

>>214883440
charlie hebdo will never be forgotten thoughbeit

>>214883456
Me when I see a gyaru vendor girl