Thread 214888608

Eat the homeless to feed the rich edition

>>214888581
Surely even the shittest instructor could help you pass though?

This post belongs on /pol/.

neoliberal bull logging in

Hi lads brain hurts how's it foing

Chiefs lost. Get fucked Tay-Tay!

>>214888654
idk mate
I'm middle class and I would certainly feel a bit uncomfortable around him because I'm not around one of my own
A lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sector

Halfway between John and Jack Marston, age wise. It's really making me think.

>>214888640
but they'll make you feel more nervous and drag out the whole process making it cost more

>>214888678
ban evading again are we?

>>214888716
?

>>214888694
>A lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sector
stfu and go and switch on the Aga, its getting chilly

I hate the middle class. They ruin the economy

>>214888675
>Illustration of the disaster, from Le Journal illustré

Had to put a jumper on

today`s Pocket Monster

of The day
Is ..

∗drum Roll∗

Maushold !!

Mysewf I'm totawwy cuwtuwawwy wowking kwass

>>214888761
Turn the damn heating on

>>214888762
FOMYEG

>>214888759
Ye Old Hillsborough
Flattendtherners not recovering.

hate povvos and don't get people who are desperate for the approval of working class runts

Lads give me a text I can send this girl to say I don't want to see her again

I've got 2nd class stamps that say up to 100g but my letter is 110g if I just put 2 stamps on does that work or would they let me of if I just used one do you reckon they can't weigh all the letters surely

>>214888762
Silence!!

>>214888793
"sorry pangpang i cant send money to your sick mother anymore"

>ordinary party politics but instead it becomes an ethno-relious blood feud
I mean I'm quit looking forward to the Yuan being the global currency

>>214888802
nah itll be fine

>>214888793
Something about you not feeling a spark anymore and how you're looking for something else like umm sex with other people

Mad to think if some random paki in Grenfell Tower had replaced his fridge with a new one my life would be better by leaps and bounds
Instead I've spent the past 8 years collecting certificates for barely literate fire engineers

hate how good shagging fat birds is
have a thin gf which i prefer but sex with plump women is just soooo much better

>>214888762
and

item

o f t h e d a y

?

seeing is being

>>214888793
shot sandwich - positive:negative:positive

eg.
>I had a good time chatting with you and you made me laugh a few times, especially [x]. However, there's something specific I'm looking for, and I just think it wasn't there, so I think it would be better if we just keep it at friendship, but if you don't wanna talk at all that's okay. But you've got great qualities so I'm sure you'll meet the right person soon.

>>214888675
>>214888759
Crowd crushes are so stupid. Children crushing each other to get toys. Liverpool supporters crushing themselves to watch mongball

Sensible people do not get themselves in these situations

>>214888870
best of both - fat arsed thin girl

NEED a death metal nigger bf

In bed. Farting.

>>214888894
cronem only though

>>214888870
Probably a mental thing. You're more relaxed maybe with fat tings

I'll probably get mummified

>>214888870
just go for a fatty and leave the thinnies to us, people whose stomachs are turned by rolls

>>214888889
Was just one digit off some good digits

Alright lads I'm thinking of hiring an escort for the first time. I know it doesn't count as losing my virginity but I want to experience sex at least. I need some advice.

It'll have to be an incall because I still live at home. Is it dangerous?
Does she provide condoms or are you expected to bring condoms?
What are the risks of an STD?
Are you expected to give your full name?
Do you need to show ID or anything like that?
What does the escort agency ask you?

>>214888877
Pocket Monster Item Of
the

Day Is ..

Helix Fossil !!

>>214888885
>shot

this is how MI5 would get me- my distinctive mispelling of shit as shot

had a horrible dream where I was liverpudlian

>>214888921
hmmm wonder if he's projecting

just had to explain to mumberg what a groyper is
what a time to be alive

>>214888921
i also wank to bbws only

>>214888889
it's a combination of crowd psychology and fluid mechanics of the environment

>>214888933
>Are you expected to give your full name?
>Do you need to show ID or anything like that?

I have a sex penis

>>214888889
I've noticed it usually occurs among low IQ populations like Northeners or Quebecois

>>214888963
mumberg and dadstein watched a documentary about fuentes once and mumberg asked me if i supported that kind of shit

I don’t sleep, I just dream

>>214888933
Just be yourself and have fun

>>214888933
You turn up at their place
Give them the money
Maybe have a shower if the lass thinks you look stinky
Make love
Leave with herpes

What if the world had only one sex penis and all of the men would have to take turns to use it

get yourself a rugby lass

>>214888933
>doesn't count as losing my virginity
of course it does

Just got smoked by an electric audi the acceleration is insane

>>214888977
I don't know, that's why I asked

Handball women are the best of both worlds

>>214888998
i like telling them i’m an alt right mass shooter to wind them up

>>214889029
it's because they don't have to change gear. a skilled driver can accelerate just as quickly

>>214888963
Did you tell it's actually an /int/ meme called "Easter Toad" that an Aussie shitposter made

243 (two hundred [and] forty-three) is the natural number following 242 and preceding 244.

>>214889021
unironically would- fat over muscle is very different to just fat over bone

>It soon emerged, based on emails obtained by a Freedom of Information group called U.S. Right to Know, that Daszak had not only signed but organized the influential Lancet statement, with the intention of concealing his role and creating the impression of scientific unanimity.

>Under the subject line, “No need for you to sign the “Statement” Ralph!!,” he wrote to two scientists, including UNC’s Dr. Ralph Baric, who had collaborated with Shi Zhengli on the gain-of-function study that created a coronavirus capable of infecting human cells: “you, me and him should not sign this statement, so it has some distance from us and therefore doesn’t work in a counterproductive way.” Daszak added, “We’ll then put it out in a way that doesn’t link it back to our collaboration so we maximize an independent voice.”

>Baric agreed, writing back, “Otherwise it looks self-serving and we lose impact.”

>Baric did not sign the statement. In the end, Daszak did. At least six other signers had either worked at, or had been funded by, EcoHealth Alliance. The statement ended with a declaration of objectivity: “We declare no competing interests.”

>>214889025
cope

the lad that did it wasn't even a groyper but I understand why leftpol lies about it

>>214889065
no it isn't

cronem are waking up

>>214889065
nothing "natural" about triple digit numbers

Think my boxers are too tight, knob keeps playing up

>>214889077
you're literally having a sexual experience with a woman involving penis in vagina penetartion

>>214888694
>A lot of working class people are quite rich because they don't pay VAT and commit benefit fraud when middle class people are on low wages in the public sector

This reminds me of the funny sketch posted here sometimes, where the rich capitalist is having the globe for lunch and some crumbs fall towarda a famished african, but it has the roles reversed, reading "landlord" over the famished african and "tenant" over the rich guy

>>214889070
Covid never happened you looney

Got to take a bath and shave for my online meeting soon

holden attention seeking again is it

Free shipping as well

detest nigger folx

>>214889118
Imageboard, not descriptionboard

>>214889141
kek

>>214889143
Does he come with the excavator?

>>214889046
Couldn’t be more wrong.
Modern electric cars are among the fastest acceleration cars ever made. Electric motors give instant torque from zero rpm it’s got nothing to do with them not having to change gears

girls

>>214889141
sxrwmaing

>>214889162
Being AliExpress they'll probably send a Chinaman in his place

>>214889133
you know you’re allowed to just ignore posts you don’t like, don’t you rorke? xx

>>214889163
Accelerating **

>>214889180
Turns out
Little Chinese fella

>>214889192
thanks for that, I couldn't make head nor tail of the post before that correction

reckon my fav part of the assassination was the soylord in the crowd who screamed NOOO CHARLIEEE like he personally knew the cunt

>>214888921
cute paki feet

How come no one says chicks with dicks anymore? Shame that phrase just died away

modern small boat cronem are among the fastest quicktappers alive. small boat cronem give instant slamming from zero thrusts it's got nothing to do with them not having to warm up

Apparently we're all being made redundant at work
Been here almost 6 years so I'll get 6 weeks pay
Might just top meself

>>214888933
LOL
only some ask for ID (don't show it ever)
some ask for a deposit which is normal
DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY!!!
if you get a bj without a condom THOROUGHLY check her mouth for cold sores, though it's not worth the risk
watch out because some of them will try and have a conversation with you to run out as much of rhe clock as they can. get in there and whip that thing out as soon as you give her the money. women are greedy jews and don't want to do the work they are paid for (unbelievable right?)
any more questions you have, feel free to ask. I see escorts on occasion

>>214889239
because some girls have dicks rorke its just the way it is and we dont need to mention it

>>214889239
They all moved to China and they don't let them posts that there

>>214889105
>>214889141
lol, got the video?

>>214889239
same with shemale, ladyboy, he-she, trap
we’re losin recipes

>>214889232
What's he supposed to say?
"Nooo Mr Kirk"?

>>214889262
yeah it's on /pol/

>>214889233
my gf looks like this

>>214889251
lmao corpo killing itself because its god doesn't need it anymore

>>214889262
search #CharlieSquirt on twitter

>>214889251
top me first! *licks lips and ponders you having your way with me*

>>214889228
No need to be like that just because you were wrong is there mate

>>214889152
Quite a self-confident cunt aren't you?

See man riding a glovo biki

>>214889301
just cos I shag em doesn't mean I like em

>>214889293
Gay that lad x

>>214889232
I remember that it was fucking hilarious. Proper from the heart like it was his child or something

Poo wee snot wank

>>214888933
get your own condoms just in case, also most escorts don't work foe an agency they do it themselves

>>214889254
Are you the state gynaecologist inspecting the brothels?

>>214889301
The left not being sex obsessed degenerates: 1 second challenge

>>214889308
See what you've done there is you've been an ESL retard

putting crisps in the microwave still in the packet

>>214889294
sorry, your punctuation isn't quote right- consequently I'm not able to decipher this post

All the best

>>214889346
My phrasing was flawless, in contrast to yours, so you resort in impotent-rage-fuelled namecalling. Suck my William, bitch.

>>214889318
lefties obviously have a plethora of well documented mental issues, but i really wonder what causes this sort of blind devotion to political figures that you often see in right wingers
a lot of yanks literally see trump as a father figure for example it’s bizarre

>>214889346
Sent that greaseball into the stratosphere

>>214889333
no wtf? lol I only inspect brothels with my penis ;)

>>214889375
>My phrasing was flawless
>resort in
retarded wog lol

>>214889310
this is what it's all about- gangs coming together, putting down the 9 and living in harmony yeah, one love, big up London

just pissed out me arse

>>214889249
Thoughts on this lad?

>>214889404
chucked that brown mong into the sun

Correcting escorts on current vice law when they tell me it's illegal for me to act for bareback

>>214889424
hrmmm i wonder which impoverished central african nation the individuals involved are from

cracking thread so far i can't lie

>>214889404
I bet many savage germanics do that mistake

>>214889377
so some yanks on twitter saying they'd been praying to God that he'd rise from the dead after 3 days

if steroids didn't make you go bald i'd take em
just would rather have hair than be bald with the best body on the planet

>>214889416
don't get it

Are nige !
top LAD proper CLOBBER
#votereform

>>214889450
>do that mistake
you are so fucking brown it’s unreal

>>214889445
genuinely felt bad for those little black kids that got stabbed the other week

>>214889445
Probably white, the vast majority of hit-and-runs.

>>214889404
Was talking about that one>>214889308

What N word that ends in R would you never want to call a black person?


Neighbour.

>>214889487
LMAO why isn't he using chatgpt to check his grammar

>>214889480
cos you know nothing about british culture you silly twat

>>214889478
Same here if I ever start thinning I’m getting on them straight away

>>214889416
when did we collectiveky decide that dressing in pyjamas in daily life is acceptable?

>>214889509
yeah?

>>214889487
Many people say that

>>214889494
yeah that was fucked

>>214889480
President-elect of the Oxford Union, George Abaraonye

>>214889520
he woke up at the gherkin with two katies and had no time to dress up

might do a poo

smothering nan with a pillow so I can get my inheritance early

Rorke SPEECHLESS

>>214889377
leftoids believe their ideal post racial egalitarian is inevitable, that the actual leaders are completely irrelevant because their future is promised to them
that's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections, they believe the evil white man is keeping them from eternal bliss
rightoids on the other hand believe they are the underdogs of history, that they're fighting some form of primordial evil, as such they tend to see leaders more as saviours navigating the storm for them

>10cm AND thin...
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!!!

>>214889522
yeah

>>214889560
very insightful

>Many people say that
Many ESL retards lol

>>214889494
genuinely saw people saying "hmm the racists are quiet on this one!" about that

So many anglos say "would of", "make a picture", "irregardless".

You are in safe hands, you can stop coping anytime soon.

doing a think

>>214889526
if you’re trying to improve your english by immersing yourself amongst its speakers or whatever then 4chan is NOT the place to do it

visiting an escort and asking her to speak dirty bit correcting her grammar while I'm timidly thrusting (without making eye contact)

>>214889549
i know, but i didn't know that people were upset with the way he was dressed

greekmong melty!

>>214889560
>lefties believe what I just made up in my head

Cracking recipe for historical analysis

>>214889614
I just don't like people with that skin colour

we got freddie kruger joining reform before gta 6 :skull:

>>214889560
the evil white (and jewish) man actually is keeping us from eternal bliss doe

>>214889630
>>lefties believe what I just made up in my head
yep that's you too
>u-um people who disagree aren't r-real lefties :'(
gigacope

>>214889602
I'm trying to immerse myself in your mother's fanny, how's that you funka pop kangaroo marsipo-licker?

>>214889560
anyone who says anything is politically inevitable is dumb and you don't have to listen to them

Can’t think of a reason not to finance an RS6

>>214889630
alri mate give us a portion of gyros and do you do doner?

>>214889638
*cuts my dick of with a rusty saw* ye

>>214889553
LOL! but your trolling could be much more effective if you learnt more about british culture

>>214889630
Think he summed up leftists quite well. The only leftists that don't fit that analysis are Lenin and Hitler, but they are historical anomalies

>>214889655
this would’ve been way funnier without that reddity broken english second part

>George Abaraonye, a student at the University of Oxford who became president-elect of the debating society after a vote in June, posted several comments in a WhatsApp group appearing to celebrate what happened:
>"Charlie Kirk got shot loool"
lmaoooo

gonna post fluttershys later today

>>214889669
nice one 190 aha

>>214889681
um x

>>214889678
You laughed (but only inside of you)

>>214889681
forbidden

>>214889680
LOL

>the conservatioves are over
lol

>>214889695
what the fuck does this even mean you slimy brown swarthy shitskin wog bastard

>>214889630
yes that's what they actually believe
the marxist understanding of history literally believes communism is 100% inevitable
>>214889660
yes well you may have noticed leftypol is rapidly unraveling

>>214889680
in another ons he said
>Charlie Kirk go shot let's fucking good
he'd just been talking to him at the union a few weeks ago I think

Corrr

>>214889713
Yeah you liked that too

>>214889726
>>Charlie Kirk go shot let's fucking good
this greek mong must have typed it up for him

>>214889711
Kek at all these Tories detecting to save their skin
Probably know an election will be called next year

her neck game crazy, got me gushing like charlie

>>214889720
>the marxist understanding of history literally believes communism is 100% inevitable

Has nothing to do with elections you retard

You can't say the late Yank p*litical figure's name or janny brings the hammy fyi

love picking my nose and putting the bogies under my desk
out of sight out of mind

>>214889732
Is that why those jap ladies have such big shits in those scat videos

The owner of Irregular Choice, a quirky shoe shop in Bond Street, Brighton took to social media to share the "very sad news" that the store will close on September 28, and the website will be deactivated shortly after.

The shop hit the headlines back in 2015, when MP Angela Rayner claimed she ordered a £195 pair of novelty four-inch R2-D2 heels – only to discover they had sold out.

Ms Rayner fired off a letter on Commons notepaper to the manager of the Brighton store and sent a copy to the head office, warning “poor customer service” would “cost” the outlet.

The Brighton store manager phoned around to find a pair and found some in her size in China.

But when he rang to tell her the good news, he said she “ranted” at him then hung up without giving him a chance to explain.

>>214889732
is she shitting under there?

>>214889744
I'm phoneposting and I have big thumbs okay :'(

Conservative MP Danny Kruger has defected to Reform UK.

Kruger has been an MP since 2019, and sits on Kemi Badenoch's team as a shadow work and pensions minister.

"The Conservatives are over," he told a press conference, sitting alongside Reform party leader Nigel Farage.

>>214889761
>Has nothing to do with elections you retard
For many leftists it does, sorry if this doesn't align with your dogma

in the club off da perc got hoes gushing like charlie kirk

>>214889711
why would anybody want to vote reform now that they've filled themselves with tories

>>214889761
I didn't say it has anything to do with elections you genuine thick cunt

>>214889790
nigga did his year abroad in Tortuga

CHARLIE'S IN A BOX

ha same picture 3 times

(sitting in the front church row at my nans funeral)
(takes out my phone)
(incredibly loud sound of clash of clans being opened echoes throughout the cathedral)

might start talking about politics

>>214889786
>For many leftists

This means nothing. What is "many"? I can equally claim "for many leftists it doesn't".

thinking about how Charlie kirks kids are going to grow up without a dad LOL!

>>214889680
>>214889726
Thing that baffled me the most after seeing a picture of the debate is what he's wearing
How do you go to an event like this and think this is an appropriate thing to wear
He really should have been turned away at the door, have standards slipped that much?

Defecting should be illegal. At least make it so that when you want to defect you have to announce it and you can't be in politics until the next elections are over. It's just crazy that you can do it on a whim

>>214889790
I bet he clarts a few nice middle class katies at oxford x

Country's fucked lads

I've got somethign relaly important to say about current events

>>214889526
>Many people say that

This means nothing. What is "many"? I can equally claim "for many don't"

>>214889835
svbrimg

>>214889842
mmhmm

>>214889772
>In response, head of retail Daniel Theophanides said he was shocked, adding: ‘It was the wording of the complaint on House of Commons headed paper. One was addressed to head office and the other was sent to the shop in Brighton.

>‘The store manager saw it and that wasn’t nice, it was cruel. I wouldn’t dream of writing a letter of complaint on company headed paper.’

>In fact, manager Daniel Theophanides was so shaken by the letter that he phoned around until he found a pair in her size in China.

>But when he rang her up to tell her, he claimed she wouldn’t even listen to him and put the phone down.

>The Ashton-under-Lyne MP later tweeted about what happened, writing: ‘Shame they sold my pair after I waited months on their list & been a customer 4 years. Poor customer service.’

>After the exchange with the shop went public, she told the M.E.N. in a statement: ‘There appears to have been a breakdown in communications with the company, which is regrettable.’

>She added: ‘My complaint was about the poor level of customer service and the attitude of a member of staff, who appears to be seeking headlines in tabloid newspapers rather than concentrating on providing a decent service to customers.’

>This afternoon she appeared to have deleted her Twitter account.

That's pretty weird stuff actually

kill walshcunts

nth for the gyaldem

>>214889836
I am guessing that he's not gonna follow western culture in a debate society where people can represent their views

>>214889872
corrrr the good old days. mad how quickly they walled

>>214889854
>>214889833
greekmong is getting absolutely mindraped today

>>214889850
janny, keep a watchful eye on this lad

Should be illegal not to advertise clearly on the front if something has pea protein in it, these wraps taste and smell absolutely vile

>>214889835
his wife just told them he’s on a work trip so they don’t even know yet LOL

>>214889836
>How do you go to an event like this and think this is an appropriate thing to wear
Your Whiteness is showing

poo

ROAR

poo

ROAR

>>214889871
Oh, hello there, folks! Bradley Walsh here, and blimey, what a matchup we've got tonight in this absolute barnstormer of a death match. It's Warwick Davis, the pint-sized powerhouse from Willow and all those wizarding films, going toe-to-toe with Phil Mitchell, the EastEnders hardman who's built like a brick outhouse. But let's be honest, Warwick doesn't stand a chance here, does he? Poor lad's family are ringside, watching every brutal second. Mum, dad, the kids, all looking on in horror. Heartbreaking stuff.

Right, the bell rings, and they're off! Phil's staggering out, hungover as a skunk after a night on the sauce down the Queen Vic. He's fuming, red in the face, veins popping like he's about to explode. Warwick's darting about, trying to use his speed, but Phil's not having it. He lunges in, grabs Warwick by the scruff, and oh my days, that's a proper East End wallop! Warwick's down already, scrambling on the canvas.

Phil's not messing about. He's pinning him now, knee on the chest, and Warwick's family are screaming from the front row. "Get up, Dad!" But no joy. Phil's leaning in close, breath reeking of last night's lager, and he's going for the eyes! Gouging them out like he's digging for buried treasure. Warwick's thrashing, but it's no good. Phil's thumbs are in deep, crushing through the sockets, straight into the skull. Crack! That's the bone giving way, folks. Blood everywhere, the crowd's going mental.

And it's over! Phil Mitchell stands tall, victorious, wiping his hands on his trousers. Warwick's family are in bits, poor souls. What a savage end. Back to you in the studio.

pooscreaming

poo rumbler

>>214889854
sent that black cunt back to slavery

>>214889887
business as usual
dont know why he insists on being here it doesn’t seem enjoyable at all

Twisted firestarter

screm

>>214889897
AI Nigger Paki

>>214889833
>doesn't know what "many" means
ESL retard moment!

poo scrubber

*pulls a dark fella out of my coat and throws it*
Go go gadget nigger

reminder that the bradleymong got completely DONE on the chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc

the poo chumbler

>>214888759
Greedy fucks

>>214888889
Scousers crying about Hillsborough is hilarious
True traitors so I have no sympathy for them
They fly scouse not English flags so its morally justified to hate them as much a s you hate niggers, poos and pakis (which should be a lot)

why you bullying this greek lad he didnt do anything

>>214889969
fuckup thannasis or i’ll shag all fifteen of your sisters

>>214889962
>They fly scouse not English flags
Ive never actually seen this irl

shit screaming

>>214889962
What’s a scouse flag lol

>>214890002
whys he got one eye

>>214889680
KEKW

considering going to leftypol clubs to see what they're on about these days

That Korean Halloween crush was pretty mental
wouldn't have happened to me as I would've just climbed up but I saw loads of dead people just squashed up with living people while they screamed
Very disturbing

>>214889836
nigga we dont wear 3 piece suits to uni anymore its 2025

>>214890043
yeah cheers for that mate great stuff

>>214889836
cronem pulled up smelling like loud pack spitting some game for the oxford timmies

>>214889254
>>214889328
Ever got an STD? How safe is it with a condom?

>>214890043
Get that cock and bollocks chopped off, ffs

>>214890043
>self harm marks
Was it ever in doubt

Rubes dressed up for union debates
You're play acting as MPs and that it does make sense to have some decorum

Many are saying this

>lose an argument
>start posting tranny cocks

odd reaction

Kittenbergs are on a mad one

>>214889923
do you reckon those ear tattoos are meant to distract people from looking at his head? yh that must be it

>>214890126
absurdly fit tho

poo niggering

Enjoy watching a 50 something Chinese woman trying to fart my semen out in the shower too much to use a condom

sad she cockmogs me

niggaz be showin up to the function in they ecko trackies and total 90 football boots

>>214890125
>>214890125
>>214890125

you dont want to awaken the beast inside you fucking bitch

>>214890055
This isn't just some random lecture though is it, it's a debate event as part of a historical and respected institution
And there's a middle ground between a three piece suit and looking like you just rolled out of bed

>>214889854
You hear it a lot

>>214889803
>>214889560
>that's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections

>>214889932
Kek

>>214890007
That is actually class, top lel

>>214890043
CORRRR