Thread 214890125

sammy thighs edish

yhe bimble

*N-Dubz playing on my Walkman phone*

might get the twink pissplay videos on

nth for the baddiedem

>>214890204
grim

>>214890204
we're going to put you in jail for a long time

think reform winning the election will simply be one of the funniest things to ever happen

poo grangle

CHARLIE’S IN A BOX
IN A BOX
CHAAARLIE’S IN A BOX

>>214890234
american election 2016 was a good laugh

>>214889301
They have a point. Rational people want to shag attractive women of any ethnicity. But Rorke is not rational.

>>214890218
Wtf, he'd fucking love it there

>>214890234
what would farage’s britain look like

the poo chumbler has passed away

>>214890265
Is that the skobodo toilet I hear about these days

>>214890216
Kek absolutely state of that red head

>>214890125 (OP)
>>214889854 #
You hear it a lot

>>214889803 #
>>214889560 #
>that's why they go absolutely mental when they lose elections

>>214889932 #
Kek

>>214890218
three squares a day and all the bum fun i can handle? umm yes please

>>214890303
UM x

>>214890260
>It's ain't sad that I want my child to look like me? Every intelligent person wants their child to look like him.

Muhammad Ali big time rorke

>>214890291
replying to a post from the old thread is pathetic enough let alone four of them you saddo wog

>>214890259
this would be funnier because british leftoids are simply a different breed
>>214890279
probably a shithole because he's not going to actually deport anyone and reform are just the tories by another name

i just don't find many foreign women that attractive
(by foreign I mean black and brown)

mmhmm xx

anyone screaming

>>214890329
seething hard I see

>>214890090
if you use condoms correctly they are 99% safe, make of thay what you will. I don't usually have sex (vaginas are gross!) I like to live dangerously and get blowjobs without a condom. if I get herpes I think that'll be the push I need to finally kill myself

>>214890291
an english rose

The Panic in No10 this morning.

Is off the scale.

leftypol painting a fake tunnel on a rock wall
rorke running into it and getting a giant egg shaped lump on his head

>>214890351
see even if i was seething i wouldn’t be angry five minutes later
you on the other hand will be retarded forever

no clue what mumberg and dadfreak even eat in a day cause theres never any fucking food in the house

>>214890354
Sad retarded mongo life

>>214890334
I only like British Isles and Southern European women, thanks for listening

>>214890377
my pedophile uncle sent this to me on whatsapp

>>214890393
don't you eat family meals together at the table?

>>214890377
scmroblr

>>214890414
he ever shag you up the arse

>>214890414
what age did he nonce you?

>>214890395
but enough about yourself

can't wait until this website is banned and we can all kill ourselves

>>214890430
>>214890433
i was too ugly he left me alone

Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke (15 July 1961 – 26 August 2025) was a British man known for his criminal convictions for harassment. He was convicted of touching and measuring the muscles of young men and asking them to squat his body weight. Commonly known by the nickname Purple Aki, which he deemed racist, he preferred to be known as "Andy".[1]

>>214890438
dogshite zinger

sweet chilli rice crackers from the snack organisation

>>214890460
good to hear that

hate the fact I've run out of poo. just sitting here trying to squeeze out a little more just so I can sit here longer

>>214890453
Not me. I live a relatively normal and fulfilling life

>>214890492
hate when you do this for too long and you end up just squirting out bowel grease

>>214890479
that's why I don't eat KFC anymore

>>214890291
yes you mong I mentioned elections as one example of a way to get into power, I didn't say it was the only one
the point is that leftoids see history as linear, with them slowly but surely achieving nirvana and the particulars of how that's achieved are irrelevant
don't even know what you're trying to argue against here, this is how leftist philosophers have always analysed history

>>214890462
Could have sworn he died a few years ago.. proper mandela effect in effect there

Catberg using the bergflap when the door is wide open

>>214890527
Stop talking like a toddler

>>214890527
what a mong

>>214890438
Evenin' Bruce, how's the wife?

poo roaring

catberg refusing to go outside because of the wind and just meowing at me like i can turn it off

I have always liked the concept of the upper normie. An upper normie is someone who holds conventional mainstream opinions but is a bit more intelligent than the average and thus considers themselves to be more sophisticated than the normal normies.

fuck you all

>>214890541
murdered on the bus on her way home from toil by a feral nigger

>>214890547
cutey

>>214890540
giving you a stiffy is it you sick freak

>>214890566
mama mia!

>>214890559
How many more characters have you created in your schizo head canon?

does anyone else's dogberg bark at you when you try to give a blowjob

>>214890547
catberg did this to me earlier kek
opened the door to let her out and we got blasted with wind so she screamed at me like it was my fault and ran back inside x

Tell me about a piece of media you have seen in the past but haven't been able to find since.

have just replied to the wrong post so I'll be closing the tab and coming back later to pretend it didn't happen x

>>214890579
Bizarre outburst.

>>214890512
>leftoids see history as linear, with them slowly but surely achieving nirvana and the particulars of how that's achieved are irrelevant

Maybe parties and groups, but historical materialism is the exact opposite of viewing history in such ideological terms. The purpose of it is exactly to be consciously opposed to any ideological frames, especially those constructed by power. Also next time clarify.

>>214890326
Yeah I would say he was a Rorke. What's the logic in only wanting to shag women of your own ethnicity? If you're willing to shag attractive women of any ethnicity then the pool of available women is much larger.

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

people say michael owen is boring because he doesn't watch films but that actual makes him far more interesting than normies

Off work all week and I'm bored already.

>>214890596
Like about 20 different cfnm videos I used to wank to 15 years ago

Might have sex with my girlfriend today

>>214890631
Have you heard him be interviewed he's very boring

floating around in my incel aquarium licking algae off the glass

>>214890625
As he just said. Wants his kids to look like him. Pretty simple

having a headache because I slept too much

>>214890666
Rancid fish

I miss the Tudors the heroic Henry the Seventh and the beautiful Elizabeth the First

>>214890631
Hes a genuine dullard

>>214890620
*nods and pretends to have even slightly understood this schizobabble*
yeah nah for sure haha anyway just the souvlaki combo and a pepsi max cheers boss

>>214890618
love the pigs one

>>214890631
>>214890660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD3OhC4hoF4

Mental how brainwashed greekmong is considering how unwashed the rest of him is

>>214890422
From age 11 onward I would take my meals upstairs to eat them alone, in front of the PC. It was preferable to sitting in the living room or dining table and having to endure my insane mother.

Now 32 years old I am quite severely socially stunted. It is what it is.

don't get any birds in my garden so i've taken to feeding the slugs bits of lettuce

>>214890706
s

>>214890620
historical materialism states that the material conditions of capitalism inevitably leads to communism
I've actually read marx unlike you and 99% of the other biomass

crawling around my incel terrarium on all six legs

pigs are under appreciated pets

What's wrong with being boring?
>grrrr entertain me! that's your job after all

What are the memes and gimmicks to look for in a new monitor these days? Haven't bought one in about 15 years, always just used ones people didn't want anymore or stolen from office storerooms.

>>214890652
I bet she's fat and ugly

accidentally stepped on a slug last week and I saw it contract and die because I didn't put enough weight on it to crush it outright
been bothering me since

>>214890667
That's just illogical. Whether you have kids with a white woman or a brown woman, the amount of your DNA in those kids is the same.

Dutchads.
State of your hair?

>>214890760
got a sneaking suspicion this may have been ai generated

>>214890750
Maybe it just rolled up to pretend to be dead

>>214890765
Mixed race children dont look like children with parents of the same race. Youre illogical

>>214890596
Tons of them but they are mostly fragments in my mind. Like, I remember the album artwork on youtube but not the name.

was going to make lunch but dadberg is making soup so i'll leave it for a bit despite being quite hungry

>>214890746
can't go wrong with this one
once you go above 32 inch they're all ultrawide and/or curved so bear that in mind

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/samsung-32-ls32dg302euxxu-g30d-1920x1080-180z-1ms-freesync-odyssey-widescr-mon-sam-02992.html

>>214890596
that webm I seen on tv where a bunch of officers were having a party and dancing with women and they would raise their leg and show their fannies

Browsing /brit/ naked when I should be in the bath instead.

>>214890705
baffling that some people lack any self-awareness whatsoever

Is Britain the perfect country and why doesn't America want to be part any more?

>>214890750
ruins my day whenever i step on a snail. i don’t care if they’re pests they’re my little slimy friends

grim. Would've been kino

>>214890841
imagine a rapist being a head of state aha that’d be mad x

Diane Abbott, Zarah Sultana, Sadiq Kahn ect are absolute archetypal smug 5th columnist foreigners

They vary from a mild dislike to outright hostility to anything to do with the native population or culture

Going to be very satisfying seeing them and people of their ilk lose their seats next election

>>214890839
you have said the actual truth.

>>214890863
pretty mad that we're seeing both the tories and labour dying in real time

I'm a papist a rapist of youth

>>214890863
honestly who the hell would vote tory though

>>214890890
who will replace Abbot in Hackney?

>>214890909
Those of an IQ higher than 90.

>>214890890
ok

>>214890903
you know who else we just saw die in real time?

Danny Kruger is a ZOG Rightoid
He's part of the whole "National Conservatism" gang organised by Yoram Hazony lol

It's only northern monkeys and council estate dwelling biomass who vote Reform.

>>214890917
Abbot won't lose tbf but sultana is currently on course to get trounced

>>214890928
yeah the entire moderate right oops

>>214890931
ok

>>214890823
Is a 180hz monitor really necessary? My computer is quite old and I don't play new games often on it. I know fuck all about them but I've heard with 144hz and above you might get frame rate issues or tearing, that true?
Need to pop to the shop in 2 hours as I feel useless with my PC at the moment.

>>214890919
your bait isnt what it used to be adam

get the fucking green biomass sent back to mars

blud thinks he's einstein
actually einhundertstein

>>214890952
>immediate accusatory schizo post
Concession accepted.

>>214890959
chorlting

rorke champing at the bit to give those traditional parties, especially the tories, a big fuck you as he casts his vote for Reform (85% Tory defectors)

just had 1151 damage there in The Binding of Isaac

>>214890959
Made more sense in your head now did it

The WFH dream is over for me lads
Toilberg has brought the hybrid axe down upon my womfy neck
50% time in the office, minimum

>>214890909
Tory support is shockingly resilient. There is a latent 15% of the electorate in this country, mostly middle class home-owning southerners, who literally only care about muh house prices and muh taxes. They occasionally make noise about other issues and threaten to pull their support, but like a battered housewife or a dog returning to its sick they always go crawling back.

Is that a fanny?

>>214890977
same happened to me it simply shouldn't be legal mate

>>214890977
why do they insist on doing this

>>214890977
Just get diarrhoea constantly or pretend your IBS is flaring up.

>>214890977
Good desu, all this WFH stuff is breeding incels galore

niggers are disgusting beastfolx that crawled out of the depths of the Mariana trench and are unworthy of life. Mashallah may they all perish, the children die first

>>214890977
we got an increase to 2 days in office per week

>>214891002
sensational post

>>214890977
Good.

>>214890977
just dont go in me

>>214891001
>>214891012
it's always working class runts that say this

>>214891002
bit rude x

>>214890994
because toilbergs are obsessed with squeezing every bit of productivity from you and they think if they are breathing down your neck in office they can get you to do more

then there's the whole teamwork/culture shite that they think will develop if they throw people in an office often

At the centre of our capital, is a Poland flag.
The humiliation...

>>214891037
What incellious nonsense is this?

I’m still 100% work from home. Feels amazing.

>>214891037
shaggable lopunny

will griggs on fire
your defence is terrified

>>214891046
wplace

/brit/ historians i need your help, was there ever a pattern of migration from france to england around the 1500s-1700s that weren't huguenots? trying to find out why a lot of my ancestors were from aquitaine and moved here around that time

elon musk live broadcast incel drivel in to my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>214891061
yes

>>214890288
she's peng

>>214891061
is grok down?

>>214891037
Why does Ukraine get two hearts?

>>214891053
>counting or not counting ga-ACK

>>214890996
>Sorry can't come in, shat myself
>Sorry can't turn my camera on, shat myself

elon musk hacking into my neuralink and forcing me to wank to his JOI

>>214891071
cool
>>214891074
not using ai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxeTLRoOVw
the hypocritical charlie kirk exposed by a vegan

>>214891096
i was lying

>>214891088
It's literally that easy. Supposed to be on 6 days per month but I only do about 1 or two and even then just the afternoon.
Spending the morning shitting myself, you see.

>>214890977
is your team not all over the country? I won't be forced to go into an office because toilberg is hundreds of miles away

>>214890800
>Mixed race children dont look like children with parents of the same race
Why does that matter?
>Youre illogical
Not at all. If I get along with an attractive brown woman, it would be illogical for me to stop talking to her just because some people get upset about interracial relationships.

i get to toil from home because i called toilberg racist for making me come into the office

>>214891135
scr

>>214891135
sacked tranny ahh gimmick

>>214891135
yeah we don't need a reminder of your shitty gimmick pal

rorke and leftypol

>>214891135
nigga gets no replies so he goes and screenshots his own posts in the archive
that is tragic

>>214891130
Yes there's people from all over
Toilberg doesn't care
Contract says our workplace is HQ, so tough
Apparently they've been reducing number of remote contracts over the last year or so to lessen the impact

>>214891114
ohhhhh youuuuuuuuuu!

>>214891101
It is a completely hypocritical position to moralise against something like abortion and not be a vegan

Why don't countries split in the middle and one side can be a white ethnostate and the other can be a lefty melting pot

>>214891151
>>214891167
it’s not me you schizos

>>214890975
no it still makes sense now I've posted it

>>214891061
There were small enclaves of French craftsmen working in London and other major cities in the 17th century. Mainly in specialised high-demand professions like clockmakers and furniture makers. The only reason I know this is because the guy they blamed for the Fire of London was a Frenchman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hubert

>>214891186
why dont we just not give up our country

>>214891178
grim

>>214891189
yes it is
be quiet

snatching pigeons out of the air at the local park and biting their heads off

>>214891140
are you black how did you get away with that

>>214891212
poosc

Sending my best wishes to the paedophile uncle in his endeavours of grooming his /brit/posting nephew

don't want my children to look like me cos I'm an ugly cunt

facial looks is 90% neck

>>214890990
Begin with your family.

freaky ass niggas need to stay they ass inside

>>214891178
mad how toilbergstiens think there's anything to gain from 'work culture'
office jobs are just teams meetings, filling out spreadsheets and replying to emails, all of this can be done from home

might get the probiotics in my belly
help with the tummy trouble I've been having maybe
maybe neck some actimels too
are these real or a scam for people like me

>>214891198
Perhaps not the UK specifically, but the US has more than enough landmass to do that
Let whites have their own ethnostate

niece and nephew don't know I exist as my sister and I don't speak

teaching sign language swear words to the gorillas at the zoo

>>214891252
your fault i bet

>>214891224
Be positive, the ugliness might mellow out.

I hate niggers
Good day

>>214891232
Problem with is they wouldn't have such developed jaw bones if their necks were really that thin. Can't have one without the other

>>214891185
it's telling that he never did a one on one debate with a vegan

no one noticed that i trimmed my beard

putting food out for crows, then snatching one and pruning my bollock hairs with its beak

>>214891242
get some apple cider vinegar and kefir you don't need the overpriced pupose-sold shite

you vill engage in small talk and forge personal relationships with colleagues

>>214890719
And just like the 99% of readers you claim, you both misunderstood Marx AND conflated marxism-leninism/USSR's foreign policy doctrine.

>>214891273
yes, big jaw and neck makes you a gigachad, hard to go wrong with it

>>214891287
...yh
because it's the thing that makes us human...

>>214891287
Yh? Wont go further though

>>214891287
more like your colleagues are having a laugh and you're the runt that's too awkward to join in so they have to force you lmao

>>214891252
white people be like:
>i won't speak to you anymore
for the least reason

>>214891185
How so?

lookism is just repressed homosexuality

>>214890125 (OP)
KWAB

kin ell that woman's thighs are making very hard

>>214891287
It's too late now I've been working at my current place a year and spoken to no one. To go in one day and pretend I care about them would ring false.

I'd need to start a new job and pretend to care from Day 1.

>>214891309
project on

>>214891185
Me? Pro-bacon and pro-abortion.

>>214891285
Kefir consumption is deffo the one simple dietary change anyone can make that is absolutely not snake oil. Didn't fart for months on it with zero bloat. Permaclear skin. Reduced cravings for garbage.

>>214891287
hate office culture
hate work culture of any kind really
hate that to survive in this goyworld you have to pretend to be friends with people who you would’ve called fags in school, as well as people who would’ve called you a fag
have definitely made some great friends through work but they’re few and far between

Wobbling a sheet of plastic Rolf Harris style and making animal noises as catberg runs in three dimensions of terror

>>214891338
You've been exposed, runt.

>>214891351
>>214891338

>>214890343
>side axis: 0-1.0
whatever that means
you people are so retarded

>>214891347
only people who say shit like this are redditors and losers who can't even fit in at work

missed out on getting a new work laptop because i was too lazy to go to the office. just wasn't interested

Watching a horror movie on DVD with my old roommates (they're 38)

>>214891320
So by your logic, surgeons who operate on men's jaws to make them more aesthetic are repressed homosexuals?

>>214891364
did you not read the last bit of my post

>>214891315
because he advocates for reducing suffering and preserving life in one case and against it in the other

>>214891365
fascinating

i want to be wanked off by a professional and domineering milf possibly a strict victorian maid

climbing trees and drying my freshly spaffed boxers with squirrels

Belgium flag poster is a loser in real life who wants to be popular and agreed with but cant be because hes a cringe faggot and a creep
maladaptive daydreaming runt halfcast 3/5ths of a person

dont think i will drink this weekend i think i will chill and play the new dying light game

>>214891392
it's posts like mine that keep this train running

rorke making sure he looks good before going on his incelwalk

>>214891340
I respect your morally consistent position

>>214891414
Mhmm, dats rite x

>>214891414
yes but he is a funny social commentator

>>214891370
reckon you should just be given a massive injection of morphine and left to quietly die if you're still flatsharing in your late 30s
your life's failed and there's unironically no coming back at that point

>>214891376
no, obsessing over mens looks and worshipping them as some kind of faultless chad demigod is

>>214891133
It matters because he wants his kids to look like him?

I work in quite a weird workplace in that we're mostly tech workers but we have a union
always funny watching all of the dorky runts argue about toil policies on the all-hands teams chat with things like like "ummm where's the evidence that 3 days in the office leads to better productivity??" when they haven't joined the union
as if boardberg is going to listen to the arguments of some retard earning 10% of their salary

>>214891388
veganism and abortion aren't in conflict

>*in interactive museum*
>"The olden days were a dangerous struggle!" *DRIP, DRIP, DRIP sound effect*
>"There were plagues," *HACKING COUGH sound effect*
>"Wars..." *SWORD-CLASHING AND MUFFLED SHOUTING sound effect*
>"And religious intolerance" *FIREPLACE CRACKLING sound effect*
>"But people learned to just carry on with life!" *AMBIENT PORT MARKET SOUNDS, HAMMERING, SEAGULLS, HAGGLING, CRANES, COIN BAG CLINKING*

>>214891431
he is out of touch with reality and a maladaptive daydreamer who comes here after sitting alone all day thinking up things, to be ignored in the thread

Rorkes bedroom still getting barged into all hours of the day at the ripe old age of 30

shadowboxing in the car park for a few seconds before i go inside for my job interview at red rooster

>>214891453
they are

rorke referring to his mum and dad as his "roommates"

>>214891028
If you can do your job from home it's fake mate

Never understood how grown men can play video games. They lost all appeal to me when I was about 14.

>>214891388
So? It's you who has framed it in such broad utilitarian terms, not him

>>214891457
Great post. Enjoyed this.

I am going to be raping this thread whenever I feel like it until I say I finished and you are going to take that until you all start reporting his posts

>>214891471
apple scrumble

>>214891073
Webm unrelated?

>calendar invite for a week long training in london next month
coming home, boys.

>>214891423
takes me ages to decide on what to wear before my incelwalks and I always end up on a variation of 2 or 3 outfits. do other people worry about this stuff so much?

>>214891435
how old are you and what’s your living situation then

>>214891459
It shouldn’t make you feel better that there is another freak in this thread mousey. You are closer to him than you are to us, you’re both in the same category.

>>214891435
I'm much younger calm down
But yeah they're insane and have 0 savings at 38 the both of them
I am looking to buy a house soon but they still live week to week
They just don't care
That's fine though NGL they work a lot and that's okay, better than being some filthy layout dole scrounging nigger or asylum seeker, that's what I say, they might be retarded but they contribute

>>214891472
And what do you do that's so socially useful that has you on /brit/ at midday on a Monday?

>>214891457
high tier post

>>214891467
based

>>214891484
just that it's hypocritical

>>214891505
at least you can start to admit that he is a freak here before you go in for another round of supporting this subhuman

>>214891478
you’re on fucking 4chan you uptight nonce

>>214891493
We are used to it and we mentally filter you and him when you’re both attention seeking. Waste your time if you want, you won’t change anything.

>>214891517
I'm pooing

>>214891478
What are your hobbies

>>214891529
this is sad

>>214891535
this but with r9k FREAKS calling others freaks as an insult genuinely. genuine freaks. genuinely this. this is a fact

>>214891529
Isn't that a famous woman? Why is she having dinner with a loser?

>>214891531
How so?

>>214891551
you are now getting raped by me until ive said I cum
P.S. you are a part of the problem
P.P.S. stop replying to me every time ("hurr beg for attention") to try and get a reply with your script whenever I post it. nobody cares- shut the fuck up freak

dipping my dangling tender nards into an anthill

grew out of video games and spends 8 hours a day shitposting award

>>214891563
how moist is that bussy rn mousey
tell me

>>214891529
Why are they so surprised he's taken a picture. She's a fucking celebrity. At least he didn't go up to her and bother her.

>>214891594
how is it not?

Would you ever try continental brekkie, or too grim?

Belgium flag poster th inks hes friends and has a "reputation"
he should be told to go kill himself until his mood hits rock bottom, and then he should be given the tools to go kill himself

>>214891610
It is the juxtaposition of the post and the image

>>214891606
ktim but i play footy manager just so my brain can be a little bit occupied on something

>>214891631
i'd eat this

>>214891631
euros too lazy to put a ham and cheese sarnie together

Do you think Tyler Robinson was fucking his tranny or was he getting fucked

>>214891638
how fucking MOIST is that BUSSY
don’t you dare ignore me

>>214891619
Well probably because "reducing suffering" wasn't the sole motivator for his position on abortion? Also he probably considered animal "suffering" fundamentally different to human suffering. You can disagree, but that doesn't make him hypocritical.

>>214891631
I want to say that's butter but it might be a tiny carton of orange juice.

>>214891631
woke nonsense
bowl of porridge for me simple as

>>214891631
...yh
I have one every time I go to a hotel

>>214891610
>at least he didnt go up and bother her
Taking a picture with the flash on. Everyone staring dumbfounded. I guess you're trolling

are neo-liberals just retarded less-gay nazis that cant get any support/on their side or people to like them, like having negative charisma

>>214891654
They bite the ingredients individually and make the sandwich in their mouth

Right what's going on with the Asian birds then?

>>214891654
It's at IKEA, so some assembly is required as always.

>>214891677
Germans don't drink OJ, that is very American.

New

>>214890193

>>214891681
Isn't this the one that tried to fuck his dad to teach him a lesson

Deport all niggers

>>214891677
i thought it was a little box of raisins or something

the biggest loser that you can imagine - inb4 "me" (fuck off)
imagine the biggest loser freak ever and the you have the BE flag poster

Remembering that time in uni when I thought i was gay for like a whole year and was a massive slut on grindr and even had a boyfriend for a few months

>>214891723
has your batty recovered or is it still a bit loose?