Thread 214895221

Marie Kondo edition

Non bbc fetish edition

>>214895221 (OP)
>I am forgotten

she's like an angel

you can only choose one

>>214895657
>>214895550
>>214895330
>>214895221 (OP)
Any sole pics?

all 1 person VPNfreak

>Gook edition
Pathetic

the local spoons

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757807322534364.webm

What's the AoC in the Netherlands?

babe wake up, new chris spargo vid just dropped

the black person CV (minus slavery)

Get the bant made please

>>214898036
he's not even a stripper just a normal black bloke
this is a typical lived experience if most black men in this country
mental

Bob Vylan in Holland cracking hymens like Crisco

>>214898046
'

>>214898090
youre pathetic

>>214898071
>lived experience

well rorke?

love these lads

>>214898090
you in your stinking bedroom wasting away

living vicariously through blapeppu

>>214898162
Whys it all blurry

>>214898162
wow a sourceless jpg that someone could've just made up

embarrassing that you even saved that

>>214898071
you are a permavirgin and nobody will ever love you

>echoey female voice note "we had such a good time Fred, everyone dancing [several black people starting whooping and shit in the background]"
>melancholic piano starts playing
>build up
>for the drop, the main vocal or synth riff plays once unaccompanied and then every other instrument comes in together

must feel good to be Chinese right now

tugging on my little green willy with tweezers

prepping for an internal job interview on wednesday got EXTREME mental health at the thought of it
going t have to take 3g of phenibut and turn up cunted arnt i

>>214898225
right, pretty sure that's a cock and balls there

>>214898271
an interview? just assume you definitely haven't go it but you're going in to practice for the next interview after this one

>>214898240
when she smells my unwashed willy

>>214898290
would be a good idea if i didn't have to face the interview panel at work every day after

i'm 30 and i still pick my nose and eat it

most of BLACKED is fake edits

>>214898369
ktim

>>214898036
rorke in the back

It has nothing to do with immigration you're all just racists.

>>214898225
Blue board btw

just finished squeezing out a triple flusher

I thought I was getting some weed today but fuck me I guess now im sad

>>214898402
corr think I've only ever managed double flushers myself, need to up my game

can i actually take notes in to an interview

watching bone tomahawk (2015) and playing sniper ghost warrior contracts 2

>>214898504
>bone tomahawk (2015)
Heckin racist film

>>214898438
picked up a half oz of loud myself this afternoon from my punctual white dealer

minun going in his pocket for something

>>214898504
>>214898545
good movie, I enjoyed it

Columbus: Villain or Hero?

>>214898356
you'll actually perform better if you take the pressure off

>>214898492
like 10 pound notes to bribe them? no

>>214898090
Do hymens actually make a 'crack' sound when you break them? I'm a virgin lover, so u wouldn't know.

rape them into dirt

>>214898580
>A new genetic study and historical analysis suggests explorer Christopher Columbus was likely a Spanish Jew, not from Genoa, Italy.
Villain

My gf absolutely adores me to the point it's actually quite choking

Not sure if I should be honoured

GIWTwm

>>214898644
don't know I don't have a hymen and neither did my uncle

Can anyone explain to me what a triple flusher is?

the hymen is thick (urothelium?)

sausage, mash, peas and onion gravy for tea
nanberg loves me so much it's unreal

got a new monitor
didnt get an hdmi to dvi cable, had to go back to the shop
looks nice, feels too big

no, the hymen is a thin membrane of fibrous connective tissue and stratified squamous epithelium

no, its thick

>>214898775
*takes a sausage off your plate*
sorry gaz

>>214898816
put the cherry garcia down, wojciech

>>214898746
Creamier than a double flusher

>>214898746
yeah lad open your mouth i'll give a demonstration

actually im not smoking weed or drinking rn so I can go read again
not reading that however. thats because it DOES say its thin and then thick then thin again and its ghey

>>214898746
it's a poker phrase

I re-re-remember now it saying thin membrane of fibrous connective tissue
going to smoke and read :3
today I learned about adenosine... based

>>214898870
poker arse

Does anybody remember when Tank Gates, Carol's old friend from high school, absolutely KEKOLDED Mr. Brady?

the magpies outside are really cute but i'm afraid they'll try to eat the neighbourhood parrot

hymen butt prolapse (for some reason)

when i was 17 i performed a magic spell to make this girl from my class fall in love with me and it worked too well

sitting here and not reading at the same time is a bit mad. damn its been like 6 hours

when I was 17 i got jumped on my way home from sixth form and wanked off forcibly by 2 men

>>214898955
thats a movie
forgot the name

>>214898746
a big shit that won't go down

any of yous looking for a fucking shag or not

>>214898994
jealous

vulpix would get it however

>>214899021
in a relationship so can't but yes would love to shag

under 10 minutes until the misery of toil is vanquished for another day

thoughever

>>214899004
watership down or something

>>214899097
scary film...

>>214899085
uh excuse me anon we need someone to stay behind late tonight
thanks you're a star x

wind is mental today
blown my house away

>>214899126
they wouldn’t ever bother asking me something like that, I’m rather boisterous and not a team player

>>214899085
i don't finish until half 5

not heard from garageberg and there's only an hour until closing. Takes me 50 mins to walk there. Will leave at 17:00 and just hope they call me at some point walking there, otherwise I'll be walking home.

they did say it would be ready today though

the wind is OK weather. the rain is pretty cucking

>>214899161
mental that they silently increased the work day to 9-5.30, doesn’t get spoken about enough

I'm just a mixed race kid form kirkby

>>214899177
*looms overhead ominously*

wingberg is sweeping me up into the air and blowing me across the street

nigga name kirby

>>214899180
we love rain here

>>214899161
>>214899190
I'm a flexi wfh chad I finished at 3 today

>>214899204
arghhhhh

they just called and it's ready so that's me away now x

>>214899158
bins were nearly in the road round here

>>214899212
that picture is of somewhere in America

>>214899177
Ring now and ask?

was looking out the window earlier and a big gust of wind blew a bird quite forcibly downwards, hope he landed okay

Starmer just refuses to read the room with the whole condemning “far right thugs” thing, my brudda is out of touch with public opinion

>>214899286
who gives a shit what starmer thinks he's a dead man walking

watching videos on how to correctly pick up a cat in case I need to pick up a berg in future (I don't have one)

that guy had a wife and kid and the people making fun of his appearance dont :)

>>214898898
This is /brit/, not /yank-rubbish/

>>214899283
leftypol has lost it

>>214899301
umm you can't say that

>>214899301
is that a threat

First two mins of the new Sam Hyde episode is insane

>>214899283
least mentally ill leftypops

this shauna girl wants to shag me something naughty I can tell

>>214899301
FAO: GCHQ
I MEANT THAT IN THE SENSE THAT HIS GOVERNMENT HAS LOST ALL CREDIBILITY AND HE IS STILL IN OFFICE BUT NO LONGER IN POWER IT WAS MERE POLITICAL ANALYSIS NOT A DEATH THREAT

>>214899283
least obvious rorke falseflag

>>214899283
absolute state of the left. when he dies he will have to answer to god though

Why the fuck do brit niggers lock their theses behind University portals. What the fuck is wrong with you. They should be public.

me own son. a nonce.

Love Indian women me.

im a dead man wanking

>>214899341
state of this, this is exactly what’s wrong with England

>>214899319
it is odd how they always converge upon the same fantasy isn't it (see a bunch of posts ITT, heatherjew's entire life etc.)

it makes one start to wonder if they're not actually joking

>>214899373
to clean your house?

>>214899345
give it up mate, we have your account
you've been rumbled

I need a normal gf

>>214899275
the fox was put off by the wind when i put the food out last night

and if the bonnie blue bang bus
crashes into ussss
to cum by your side
is such a heavenly way to die

bunch of animal lovers in the thread rn :)
based

see a couple of big strong rorkes stomping around the town centre I stayed out of their way

he's out of line, but he's right

>>214899301

>>214899418
you’ll never take me alive
(tries to jump through the nearest window but it doesn’t break and my nose starts bleeding so we both just stand there awkwardly)

>>214899341
Too late now, expect 5 armed police officers to arrest you this evening

omds

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15100165/Top-Starmer-aide-Paul-Ovenden-quits-X-rated-Diane-Abbott-messages.html

>>214899441
the present is an ugly place isn’t it. leftypol and his tarquin handlers have created such an ugly world

Starmer
Stalin

makes you think

Poo seal vs poo dog, who wins?

Sir Carl of Swindon

I don't care about gays
I don't care about lezzers
I don't care about trannies provided they aren't actively trying to make more of them
I recycle
I try to not use energy in a way that is wasteful
I will consider an electric car in the near future
I took the vaccine
I am not racist
I just want to live in a country where violent, repeat, and sexual offenders are kept out of society and locked away so they cannot harm me
I do not want to live in an open borders experiment where hundreds of thousands of unknown young men from dangerous parts of the world get to live in at my expense
I do not want to work hard just so that utterly joyless freaks with grim political convictions can tax me to death and use that money to make my life, smaller, less interesting, and actively worse
If that makes me far right so be it

>>214899532
fucking racist arsehole

>>214899485
>8 year old messages

>>214899319
They know the game is up and they lost
The only thing they can do now is lash out with their ugliness or spill blood

Never tell anyone your real name on the internet

>>214899485
>neoliberal patter
Utterly dire stuff

>>214899559
why

Iced to meet you...

my real name is Devin it's a stupid yank name and I hate it

>>214899559
Rorke taking this advice when applying for a passport and getting done for fraud

>>214899573
because a paedophile might find out where you live

>BREAKING: House of Commons to hold an emergency debate on Lord Mandelson on Tuesday.
>It is set to begin at 12.30pm as the 'first item of public business' and will last for a maximum of three hours.

Sir Keir's reign is at an end I think

>>214899559
'Anon' accounts invariably give away enough info that I can find them anyway. The average Internet user is hilariously uninformed on OPSEC.

>>214899558
rorke spending the better part of a decade making fun of trannies and niggers and muslims dying then deciding its time to be the moral police over people making fun of one singular crakkka meeting the same fate

>>214899557
it's simple bantz, nothing to resign over. but posting that armenian hag bitch is something to be docked a years wages for

>>214899559
gave it to facebook in 2008 guess it is too late

>>214899598
lucky im not underage

>>214899557
the mandelson special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh5fEIpx-E

>>214899392
Nah but I get them to clean the sheets after I’ve fucked their brains out

>>214899609
@octoberseven00 wrote this post

>>214899584
have you got a brother named cornwall

>>214899601
none of that shit matters. if you use a PC with an intel processor made after 2007 the NSA have direct access to your shit

>>214899525
poo seal in diarrhoea

iOS 26 coming out in less than an hour lads, get your phones charged ready

reading the ebook on my phone because the netbook cant handle it x

>>214899559
Nathan is my name

>>214899584
devinitely didnt ask

>>214899609
*blows your neck wide open*
shut up lil niggaboy

>>214899646
don’t have an iphone as i’m a heterosexual male

>>214899641
Least schizophrenic 4chan user

>>214899600
Labour left know the clock is ticking
They will install some insane labour left PM and cabinet and speedrun the endgame plays before 2029 (three more Boriswaves, Digital ID, wealth & exit tax, general tax rises on working populace, expansion of congestion pricing to drive a car anywhere but your local conurbation)

>>214899641
Unfalsifiable claim almost always made by those with little or no understanding of how IME, PSP, TPM etc. actually works.

>>214899609
you are so cringy and stupid man. like i get it’s supposed to be ironic but it’s still cringe

>>214899641
bet they're wondering why i've got so many pictures of bradley walsh saved

>>214899695
can tell this user is a big fan of linux operating systems and japanese animation and child porn

>>214899598
what does he want, a partner in crime?!

just realised that american indians are called that way because columbus thought he arrived in india. that sounds obvious but I just never thought about it

Need a shirt like this bint wears

>>214899707
it’s not ironic lad it’s literally exactly what’s been happening, it’s what you’re doing in this very reply

>opsec
tell me you’re a paedo without telling me you’re a paedo

can’t imagine why anyone would care unless they were a paedo or a terrorist or like a julian assange haxor

>>214899717
We call that a psychographic profile.

nth for the gyaldem

>>214899759
and we call you a nonce lol

>>214899757
Alri Sir Keir?

>>214899757
i worked in cybersecurity
im not a paedo

>>214899750
ive never been happy about someone dying in my life. therefore, i am morally superior to the leftists celebrating his death

My little man

>>214899742
that’s not a bint mate

serves rorke right for calling him that

>>214899863
Meow Kampf

can sometimes see weird flashing at the very corner of my left eye's fov, maybe I've got retinal detachment coming in. my mom had that it's probably in the genes

haven't decided how I'm going to cope with needing a porn loicence
either I'm going to actually subscribe to one of the big studio websites or I'm going to survive with the big thumbdrive copy of my hard drive from fifteen years back, back when I was silly enough to save it all locally

used to be into that kind of stuff. used noscript and that one that spoofs your browser so you can't be fingerprinted

>>214899851
i can live with that x

>>214899900
why they doing that

>>214899742
Horrifically skinny legs

>>214899949
he said the N word

>>214899900
you never see an orangy do that, all I'm saying

Yeah I don't think I'm going to operate any heavy machinery...

>>214899949
used a slur

got my little bum out

>>214899929
this is some groyper thing isn't it. bunch of freaks

thought "dont bully me ill cum" was a furry saying

joined a new discord server for gamers in bristol and oh my god the amount of faggotry i must endure on a daily basis is driving me insane

>>214899982
you haven't though, have you?

>>214899949
called them violent apes

>>214899900
fucked up that they eat monkeys, that’d be like if we ate them

>>214899999
awful get

*looks at camera*
Oh for f-

I'm 5'5" and 8st 2lbs or there about

im based

>>214899949
probably was trying to nick a baby or something
also, gorillas are mostly vegetarian, but only mostly

>>214900003
you could just leave it

*says something silly*

you lot crack me up!

Need to go to the Apple Store for a repair in the coming weeks. Anxietyberg is making me feel ill about it and also I need to find a strategy to shag one of the fit young shop assistants.

i've got humanity and that

>>214899900
2nd guy is like, 'well, if you're just gonna play with it, then *I'll* eat it...'

pooing out of my big fat gay arse

>>214900042
you imbecile those are chimpanzees

>>214900048
but i have no one, anon

ktim

>>214899988
butthurt yid aren’t you

Starmer will resign in May next year when Labour flop in the locals and lose councils to Reform
If there is a by-election in London before then I wouldn't be surprised to see Khan resign as London mayor to run in it, and then run for Labour leader and to be PM after Starmer. It is the only way he will ever get into No 10 and splash his putrid agenda across the whole country and he's enough of a rat to do it.

>>214900059
Two entirely separate concerns, I see
Good luck with the anxietyberg while also shagging one of the shop assistants mate

>>214899988
charlie’s dead and he’s never coming back x

>>214900079
*puts on a even bigger pair of nerd glasses*
they're bonobos you fool

>>214900032
post tits

>>214900102
nta but kirk was actually starting to call them out a few weeks ago

flop when labour goes to the shops
which shop? co-op

>>214900104
you are a boring friendless cunt. Go away

>>214900059
> I've got zero money but also I need to figure out how I'm gonna buy this lambo
that's how you sound

aren't bonobos supposed to be the hippie ones that shag each other all day

right well that's the pepsi max all sucked out then

>>214900156
but he's got zero RIZZ and needs to afford some BITCHES naamsayin?

>>214900125
they might be now that i look closely but the two species are so similar it’s hard to tell from a grainy webm

>>214900104
he'll resigned in the next 3 weeks

screencap this

>YEAH KILL EM!
kek yanks
gonna be scenes when the chuds respond
can’t wait

I'd appreciate it if you could just being more respectful

>>214900113
>>214900156
I said I had anxiety but I still have mysterious shagger rizz

>>214900148
lmao

>could just being more respectful
hehe

michael pooblé

Crazy how hard white women mog asians

any flea-ridden man in?

>>214899999
Checked

>>214900191
they’ll do fuck all besides film themselves crying on tiktok

>>214900227
not me and my hair looks great rn (that nice two days after washing it and then not getting it wet in the shower the day after)

>>214900227
I'm a slug with a parasite living inside me that's slowly munching me alive

i have to go to the dentist and get a filling done this afternoon

it feels like a moral failing

might see if I can teach my bird to do that funny rock ptarmigan sound

>>214900176
they're not bonobos

theyre chimps that have just got back from Spain after doing a bank robbery

>>214900253
kek that's Rorke done

Golf GTI nationalism

>>214900253
but I thought the right were responsible for virtually all political violence so which is it?

>>214900257
The South Bronx Paradise baby!

>>214900253
mad how you said you aren't really a leftoid but spend every day complaining about 'chuds' and conservatives

For every deranged leftist account on twitter there are literally 200 right wing nutjobs

So I have to go out somewhere now by bus and it's raining hard. Not on, is it

wop wop wop wop Iland boye
wop wop wop wop Island boye
Island boye hmhmhmhhhnhmh Island boye

>>214900314
I'm mildly mischievous and centrist meanwhile >:)

was absolutely obsessed with this one girl last week, like madly in love, and after having 40 wanks i am now free of the curse

Mental how Tommy Skinner blew it (it's not at all really)

>200 right wing nutjobs
new 100 gecs album

HALF AN HOUR UNTIL FASTINGTOIL IS OVER GET THE KIZZA ORDERED

>>214900337
thats bad (or sad) and maybe you lost out on something by doing that :(
shouldve shot your shot

>>214900314
Yet only leftypol makes political assassinations

>>214900314
leftypol bruv no one believes you

Israel is committing war crimes in Gaza, yes, but is it really worth making this the lens through which I view every single facet of life?

>>214900305
i’ve never pretended to be anything other than what i am which is a racist left wing chud
do you spend your entire time on here keeping track of anon posters, misremembering their own posts like this, then making these snidy little replies? this is getting seriously fucking pathetic lad

can you boring cunts not go without talking about yank politics for 5 minutes

>>214900369
i'm married so it's all good

Turns out my half jewish girlfriend supports israel who would have thunk it

>>214900397
your gay little posts stick out because you post the same thing every day my dude

Poo hippo?

oh my days you lot are saddos

it's the age old question isn't it
why try and shag a bird when you can just have a wank

>>214900397
>i never pretended to be anything other than what i am, which is severely mentally ill
fair enough

>>214900263
We’re British mate we all have tons of fillings and wonky gnashers, mousey even has teeth missing

>>214900416
Getting nervous are we leftypol

i'm only slightly loopy though not full on crazy

>>214900379
>>214900388
>i spend all day collecting evidence from social media that my political opponents are all bad
15 year old /pol/tard tier retardation

>>214900418
based

only wfh today because I got steadily through several cans last night and felt shite this morning and now about to go out to the pub quiz with some friends tonight

>>214900421
get her a /brit/ account

next /brit/ should be 100% virgin free

>>214900445
keep crying nigga

The word "hist" has two primary etymological roots: as an interjection for commanding silence or attention, it comes from a word meaning "to stand" or "cause to stand" in Greek and ultimately a Proto-Indo-European root meaning "to stand, make or be firm". As a combining form or root, "hist-" derives from the Greek histós, meaning "web (of a loom)" or "tissue," which also comes from histanai ("to cause to stand").

Greek: The word comes from the Greek histos (meaning "mast, loom beam, web") and histēmi ("to put, place, cause to stand").


Examples:
This root is found in words like "histology" (the study of tissues) and "antihistamine".

Usage: This is an older usage for a command, similar to "hush!" or "listen!".


theres one xitter screencap worth of info for (u)

>>214900480
i'm not the one who's dead lmao

>>214900430
>my dude
you’re reddit therefore i win

>>214900316
you can do it i believe in you

>>214900491
Wow!

>>214900495
>we're the compassionate ones i swear

>>214900496
>>214900289
you’ve been done

We can't let leftypol get away with this

Why are you all falling for this left vs. right bullshit?

>>214900496
you're definitely not seething rn holden

>>214900533
based!
>>214900444
sad!

Mousey riding a Harley down the M5 while I'm clutching on behind, riding bitch
That's the dream!

>>214900289
where did i or anyone else even say this

i go crazy for food

>>214900588
Because humans need to take sides. Besides I don't feel like having a fence up my arse all day.

>>214900444
:((
go crazy!
>>214900610
baased
a better life

>>214900582
out of context quote
fuck off leftypol you evil ghoul

The right doesn't care about your problems
The left wants you to have problems
What a great system

>>214900582
>it's called being a decent human being, rorke

>>214900635
nigga it could not possibly be more in context

>>214900647
Nothing wrong about cheering hitlers death

>>214900637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky14HBIVRSk

>>214900625
simplifying the political landscape down until it's as morally complex as a marvel movie is so American it practically smells of popcorn

>>214900637
the only freedom is economic libertarianism: individualism! and no more tariffs; if a country is "banning" you sending something to someone just because they live in another country, then you should just IGNORE it

Leftypol has had total institutional power since the world wars btw

>>214900665
you betrayed hitler

>>214900547
>everyone who disagrees with me is a leftist
brainrot from twitter politics

you should be allowed to send and recieve cesium in the mail

>>214900665
i love how kirk is genuinely the most radical right you retards can imagine
you are in for some fun alright

>>214900617
leftoids say it all the time. they are even trying to say the guy who killed kirk was right wing based on zero evidence. it’s a very common belief for leftists

reckon that schizo lad was right all along. you really are all bots arent you? theres something just not right about the prose of these posts

Leftypol wants you gone from your own country

Earlier I made a post with a frogimage attached and for that I have to apologise. I wanted to fit in with the incel crowd even though I've shagged loads of women.
I feel so disgusted with myself and I am sorry to /brit/.

new

>>214900743

>>214900743

>>214900743

wild swordfish should not (be trusted to) exist
they should go make a seaworld specifically for swordfish like they do for whales

>>214900730
you’re the only real person here and you always have been

>>214900718
sure thing wee man

>>214900678
That's the only way to get the majority invested unfortunately.

For me it's a liberal and permissive society but if you are a violent criminal, repeat offender, or you nonce kids, you get put in a cage for the rest of your life at the very best and we also don't import infinity indians and africans
Might work