Thread 214896227

Prev >>214885972
Dog bed edition

finally

why are animals ok with sleeping on the floor

>>214896227 (OP)
americans be like "uma delicia"

The average Haitian in the Candian chud's mind

>>214896280
The cat isn’t

/tv/ is a dumpster fire

Liberals love this show but there are literally HOURS of one of the creators making hard R jokes all over the internet

>>214896313
haitians aren't white

>>214896375
How long before they notice and he gets Rick and Morty'd off his own show?

>>214896391
Hollow man isn't white at that point either. That's the plot.

>>214896488
are you implying haitians are empty and devoid of humanity? pretty racist of you.

Haitians are funny because they chimped out and killed all the White people for slavery then their mulatto elite class kept them enslaved forever but uhhh that wasn't slavery because they were paid to work but couldn't stop working or move or change jobs.

>>214896668
yes but they're far better off now than they were before. white people were keeping them down. better to live as a free man to be shot and eaten in the streets like a dog than to be enslaved and sheltered/fed/clothed.

Well, well, well

>>214896488
who the fuck is hollow man?

>>214896755
These people truly live in a whole different world separated from reality.

Had a dream where I was beating up indians

>>214896951
I'm listening...

>>214896755
If you think about it, this was the best possible end for his show. Nobody under 30 watches those shows anymore and I'd guess it's probably closer to 40 actually. Now he gets to go out a little earlier but still with the glorification of the evil Orangeman dictator ending his show instead of low ratings.

I was there when they were painting in the Sulawesi caves

>>214896227 (OP)
Edizione piccolissima
https://youtube.com/shorts/HlQEHO9BEjM?si=1V3ippXt7P_JnskX

greetings from the montenegrin coast to all my friends in the /cum/gen

when we was in the shower your butt cheeks was warm.

>>214897142
yeah i mean everyone knows it's due to a dying audience and low ratings, but at least the stragglers can cling to ebil blompf as the reason their favourite apparatchik is being retired.

hello

>>214897215
hows it going fella?

>>214897432
my OCD is torturing me a bit but besides that i'm fine. how about you?

>>214897399
*Pulls your hair*

>>214897215
Is mommy wearing her leopard print bikini?

Crawford winning means our Century of Humiliation was delayed

>>214897469
doing fine

>>214897564
please stop doing that. it hurts ya know

>>214897580
she doesn't have one. the bikini is black and white

Breakfast was oatmeal, cottage cheese, an apple, some chunks of Asian melon, and a glass of cold brew with milk

Did you know Japan has steamed hams, like in Albany, NY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsqPA9WtO0

>>214897682
But that's why I'm doing it. I like being mean, it's fun

>>214897698
That's hot. Did she let you rub lotion on her back?

>>214897899
she did that herself and then she rubbed lotion on me. i'm a mama's boy

>>214897698
She chose a bikini based on her favorite types of men

Breakfast was the Thinking Man’s Morning Meal (Coffee and a cigarette)
Might switch it up to the Executive Breakfast but I’m not sure where I can get cocaine and it’s all fent now

>>214897929
You gotta get her to lay down on her stomach and let you rub it on her. The feel of sunkissed mommy skin, the view of her butt in the prone position, the opportunity to untie or slip your hand under the string of her top.

These are the joys of summer.

>>214897991
shut the fuck up

>>214897991
>Thinking Man’s Morning Meal
>(Coffee and a cigarette)
ahem, that's actually the breakfast of champions

>>214898075
you're a sicko

>>214898145
Grow up.

I can't smoke

drinking covfefe

need to kms

fell on the stairs

>>214898093
Breakfast of Champions is more of a genre desu
It could be a redbull and a cigarette too, if your life is too hectic to make a proper cup of coffee

Honestly falling in public is one of the most embarrassing feelings

Once in a theater I saw an older actor fall off the stage. He was banged up but fine otherwise

>>214898451
try getting raped

>>214898226
I had some cold brew. I make the concentrate overnight and mix it with milk the next morning.

i'm in hell

>>214898516
Femoid

>mixing coffee with milk
Okay sometimes but you’re a homo if it’s your regular fefe

nuke the world and start over

I’m seething at the moment bros
No reason, just like to seethe sometimes

milk in coffee is truly disgusting, i drink my coffee black.

>>214898661
here's a remedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLILV18ut8

TURN ON THE NEWS

>>214898640
>nuke
Destroys everything and kills everything, not just humans
Now a fertility crisis for the poors and microplastics in the balls? Nice and subtle. The rich can always afford to make their babies in test tubes

>>214898709
is this what jaysus's second coming will look like?

>>214898696
Forgot that Seether existed and was named that
Listened to that them and shitty rock music from that era all the time in middle school and high school

>>214896227 (OP)
>Tell Asian woman online I do not expect them to be a house wife
>They should be free to do what ever they want
>Id like for them to have a job

Goat of the cumgen has SEX with his own MOTHER on the beaches of MonteNEGRO

>>214898389
i look like that and say that all the time

>>214898741
there must be a quicker way than this in between nuking

>>214898831
you are fake news

>>214898857
What if we divide people by using guns, troons, race, religion, hordes of immigrants, and then start some wars?

>>214898937
Do you not feel like a stranger in another man's (Albanians) land? The soil itself rejects you as it blisters your feet

>>214898741
The rich would never accept that. That's like asking slavers to burn down their plantations.

haven't seen spiderbro since our encounter last night
hope he is well

i am sub-human

how religious are you guys?

>>214899198
Nukes destroy all their property but they think they can replace everyone else with AI

>>214899246
im catholic

>>214899246
i am superstitious but not religious

>>214899244
probably

What happens if I just simply never get a job? What if I live free to love and dream instead?

>>214899352
certainly

>>214898791
It's been 2,025 years. He's not coming back.

>>214899375
where's all this certainty coming from

I have a friend and he dropped into canada right now, no job, just as an ETA. He can work with what? Any advice? He said that there's an sea of indians and angolans at the airport.

>>214899246
I was raised Catholic but I’m not currently religious

>>214899420
i'm too subhuman to articulate it but i know i am

>>214899246
Born Jewish but raised irreligious. Not officially part of any congregation but I regularly go to and participate in a Unitarian Universalist church. I like Episcopalian and Catholic services though.

BROS...

Six... SEVEN

jewish niggas

mystery niggas

Mysterious niggas

An Irish guy in a MW2 lobby told me once,"There's 2 kinds of people: people who wish they were Irish, and the Irish."

niggas who want to kill theyself

DARK niggas

unc here, what does 6 7 mean?

>>214899656
6 7 because 7 8 9

>>214899656
starting at 7am, cum 6 times in your bussy

I wonder if anyone has ever just peeled and ate an entire lemon.

>>214899692
Kill yourself

>>214899724
why?

I like birds that are just literal dinosaurs

>>214899656
what does unc mean?

>>214899749
let me tell you something. i DO NOT look like that but i do look like this

>>214899763
unchained

>>214899656
>unc here, what does 6 7 mean?
why is gen z so fucking cringe holy fuck

>>214898709
why’d he do it?

>>214899797
unc finna crash out?

>>214899763
Unilateral Neo Con

>>214899812
gen z is unc

>>214899797
Stop falling for the bait

I’m an anti-trans white nationalist neoliberal

>teammate is "Guts" with a Guts avatar
>"This kid sucks, but that aside, why does he think a guy that had a black man's cum in his ass and watched his gf fuck another man is cool?"
>my shitty team immediately surrenders

our hotel has a pool

>>214899878
why do you harass people for no reason?

>>214899880
lucky

>>214899869
The shooter was a pro-trans, anti-fascist, leftist, groyper, conservative Republican. If you believe social media that is. Your antithesis o algo

>>214899880
Nice bulge

>>214899926
finna 6-7 these zoomers

>>214899926
I support fascist democracy
It’s where we have active and free elections with an open marketplace of ideas BUT every party is fascist

How do you calculate percentages? Like how do I figure out the odds of breaking my leg while skiing

6 7 belongs to gen alpha actually

>>214899898
I was topfrag throwing because they SUCKED

>>214900010
look at da data

>>214900010
Skill level, snowpack, weather, slope, amount of obstacles

>>214900010
1 divided by 2 theres your chance

>>214900073
This, you either do get injured or you don’t therefore 50/50

>>214899456
you don't know everything. now shut up i'll see you later

Someone called me a hick the other day, a few minutes later they called to apologize for their "racist" comments but I genuinely did not give a shit because it's pretty much true. Is "hick" meant to be the N-word for rednecks or something? Seems pretty harmless.

I honestly forgot how to do long division

>>214900007
I support being ruled/led by a learned priest class, ideally composed of Jews

>>214900103
This but also you have to be of European origin and can only be either a Christian, agnostic, atheist, or Native American folk religion

>>214900115
I’d say it’s a classist term rather than a racist one.

>>214900137
I never learned, I just failed every attempt when they tried teaching me in elementary school and then never had to use it again

>>214900115
hick is an anti-white dog whistle

>>214900179
No it's not.
>>214900174
That makes sense.

>>214900141
Amhara are Semitic freaks
Begone
You and that Maltese Semite

Would Walmart be a good place to hunt for a woman shaped like this ?

dude every news headline in existence is just a cover for the epstein files dude once that neatly organized list of every client and their crimes is released it’s gunna be judgment day dude i’m gonna continue to sit on my fat ass and do nothing

>>214900115
The stereotypical hick name "Cletus" is actually quite prestigious. Its a Rominazation of the Greek name "Κλείτος" or Cleitos, which was one of the generals who rode with Alexander

>>214900137
ironically enough I think its the one element of math where a calculator would simplify everything. Unless the number is perfectly divisible by whatever number youre using its just going to take longer to get the answer

a storm is coming,,,, trust the plan

>>214900137
Lol same, I was watching some Korean game show where they had to do long division with only paper & pens and I realized I had absolutely no idea how to do that anymore. Who else here team /brainlet/???

Blahpipo pick random words that they try to insult us with and you’re a pathetic worm if you let a nigger hurt your feelings
They can say cracker, hick, honky, or whatever the fuck and I don’t care
But let the nigger word slip and it’s over

>>214900245
The reason it’s on a game show is it’s usually forgotten
You need to practice to keep the skill

>>214900235
you’re dumb you can easily divide down to the millionth and beyond, even in your head. logarithms and shit are genuinely impossible without a calculator

>>214900245
hell yeah I purged my brain of useless shit like that and filled with more valuable information long ago

>>214900226
>specifically mentioned multiple times that the government has many hours of videos of people from their Epstein investigation
>somehow everyone started asking for a client list that was never originally mentioned and doesn't exist instead of videos of people with girls
Doesn't that seem odd?

I watched a video about why Subway is failing

>>214900233
Neat
>>214900224
It's a good start, but really if you're really looking for fat bitches look at an anime con

>>214899920
A gamer and a gang weeder walk into a bar

Well, I finally got a job. I’m gonna generate so much wealth for the shareholders bros. At long last, I will be a functional cog in the capitalist engine of our economy.

I’m just kidding, of course, it’s an entirely fake office job. Fully and completely meaningless. I’m gonna spend my first paycheck on some crisp white sneakers.

CS players are just the dumbest african retards alive or every normalfag is like this. Leaning towards the latter.

>>214899920
truly we are the most persecuted people

>sneakers
How did this word enter common parlance?

>>214900400
Jason plays so CS so I'm going with dumb

Only the mentally ill play mobas
>t. only plays FPS games

>>214900423
Because that variety of shoe was quieter when walking than shoes that came before it

>>214900245
same

>>214900434
for me, its platformers

>>214900458
I dunno. My Winkle pickers were pretty quiet

6 7 is a Fallout 76 dogwhistle

67 is one less than 68, which is Jaromir Jagr’s number.

>>214900524
>Fallout 76
Why don't trannies ever play that one?

>>214900571
they do but the good part is you can nuke their CAMPs

>>214900524
Fallout New Vegas. now that's a proper game

>>214900427
I AM jason

>>214900622
When did you start transitioning

>>214900653
This does not change my answer

Thoughts on blueberry cornbread?

I'm so old I can remember when /v/ used to say FO3 was better than NV

What’s the least tranny-ish video game I could possibly play? I need to affirm my masculinity.

>>214900696
You're gay.

>>214900763
dynamite cop

>>214900800
Aren't you unironically a homosexual tranny or something thoughbeit?

This is the REAL south. If your state ain't shown in red, sorry hoss, you ain't southern.

>>214900747
They were right you know. The ONLY thing in all of NV that stands out is the voice acting on the DLC and that's it. FO3 mogs it in every other way

>>214900763
any sportsball game. only absolute normalfags play those

>>214900763
Most grand strategy games, sportsball games, and any shooter that isn't a hero shooter or battle royale

>>214900858
The trannies in /cum/ ain't gonna like this

confess your sins!

>>214900806
Sounds pretty sick
>>214900861
Yeah true. I used to play those games when I was a kid. I still like racing games.
>>214900876
Nice I can just play Halo.

>>214901055
hands down the best game on the dreamcast

>>214900876
>Most grand strategy games
Sorry to break it to you anon but those are some of the most tranny games out there

>>214900970
$2000 spent on Eastern European prostitutes

>Spankbang now requires ID
It's over

This is my home town's mayor (I haven't lived there in seven years), he seems to be doing well for what he's working with. The town was a shithole when I was growing up, these days it's still a shithole but it is clean and the public pool got expanded. i'd say that's at least a good job. He's also an albino, so if anyone's going to be a desk jockey a guy who literally shouldn't go outside is a good candidate.

>>214901160
I was gonna say any strategy game not by Paradox but then I wrote "most" instead tbqhwy

Business idea: If anybody wrongs me just fake transition and court some jasonesque individual to have them shoot my enemies in the neck and spend the rest of their life in an overcrowded prison getting brutally gang raped and/or murdered for clout for me

hello

>>214901234
See? I should have went with my initial reaction >>214901309

I hate doing a 12-9 shift because its the afternoon and I already feel like Im checked out for the day, and I get off work when most buses to my apartment are 30-45 minutes between my stop

>>214901297
land of the free

>>214901309
starcraft has a tranny infestation too but im not sure if that counts

>>214901169
>I supported the economy of newly liberated nations trying to rebuild from communist tyranny
You can reword anything to sound good.

>>214900763
Caesar 3

>>214901385
Based fellow oldfag

>>214901328
It works but also has a chance of ending up like Butler, Pennsylvania

business idea: right the wrongs

I can't find gainful employment

Me personally? I'm working that 6-7 shift

day drinking

>>214901459
Seems like a lot of jobs are opening in the last few days

>>214901459
fake news, libcuck. The economy is up bigly! the best ever!

thank you for your attention to this matter

>Realize I took the wrong meds
>Go to toilet
>Think about puking
>Cough a couple times
>Puke
Is this a superpower

>>214900763
The original two Doom games
Any Wolfenstein game made before 2017\
The gothic Games
The original Modern Warfare and Black Ops trilogies
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Mortal Kombat, any of them
Total War, again any of them, but don't play Empires. It's not faggy, just bad
Sim City 4
Vanilla Minecraft on hardcore mode

>>214901489
Like what

>>214901510
nigga thats a stomach virus

>>214896755
>talk series
in my day they used to be comedy series

day stinking

I literally have jobs calling me asking me to work for them. Must suck not having practical experience

Israel murdered Charlie Kirk to ensure no one else gets out of line on zionism. As well as distract people from the Epstein files, which reveal Bibi holds blackmail on the US president, most members of congress and the non-kosher billionaire class.

>>214901544
>the original two
>he got filtered by Doom 64

>>214896858
They're dying out now but being replaced by streamers who are almost the same

If you ain't readin emails you ain't SHIT to me nigga type shit

>>214901544
>but don't play Empires
Feral Interactive is unironically doing a better job with it for a port than the original thoughbeit

Watching Destiny!

>>214901563
the only jobs that recruiter forward to me are the same exact job I already have but pay $7 less an hour and aren't wfh

>>214898709
how did they retrieve the camera? who was left to watch it?

how do i learn how to dance? I feel inspired after watching Footloose 1984

>>214901544
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Butters was right all along

It's kind of crazy how quickly conspiracy theories became the normalized go-to for the entire left wing in such a short period of time. Just a couple of years ago they were the party of believing the establishment. Now literally everything that happens is a conspiracy of some sort

>>214901630
You used caps so you can't be redditjeet

>>214901637
It was a livestream

>>214899878
how hollow is your life that you have to make up interactions to gossip about with strangers on the internet

>>214901631
>and aren't wfh
You just KNOW this nigga be readin emails

*bends over*
*Spreads ass*
Ok fine. Go ahead.

My girlfriend microwaves everything. Like absolutely everything. Including her tea and her ice cream

>>214901675
FAAAAAAAAGGGOOOOOOOT

Y'all niggas wack af I'm out this bitch

>>214901645
Lol I've been saying this. Only a few years ago you were an insane rightwing nazi if you suggested elites were pedophiles (comet pizza/podesta) now this is their standard party line.

>>214901644
Men can, and often do, like cute shit. The real faggot behavior is letting other people shame you out of acting honestly.

>>214899878
Maybe he just thinks the character is cool because he swings a big sword around. Not everyone is a porn brained degenerate like you

>>214901747
whore

>>214901645
left wing schizos believe the government is run by the billionaire class (and also jews if you run in certain circles now), right wing schizos also believe that but on top think joe biden is the anti-christ and worship trump as the messiah (he doesnt count as a billionaire because he just doesnt okay)

>>214900763
Video games are inherently tranny. No matter what game you choose, there's a tranny somewhere trying to Speedrun it

>>214901782
Guts had black penis and cum in his ass. He can NEVER be cool rofl

>>214901830
I guess youre a tranny too because they breathe air just like you and me

>>214901835
Stop projecting Jason, you can still be cool.

>>214901748
difference is the democrat politicians don't entertain the idea and the right wing politicians do

Hier encore, j'avais vingt ans mais j'ai perdu mon temps À faire des folies

>>214901860
>Black people steal a lot
>Ok you must be black too since we all breathe air

>>214901825
>he doesnt count as a billionaire because he just doesnt okay
Everyone does this, same with Musk before their falling out or Thiel. But leftoids are like "eat the rich!!!" "and nobody should be a billionaire!!" until you insult out Soros or point out Taylor Swift being a billionaire. We live in an age of brainlet politics.

>>214901901
glad you understand why your post is retarded

>>214901758
Yeah I agree. For example I love Studio Ghibli movies. Lots of cute shit in those. I also love videos of cute animals being cute and funny.

>>214901863
Guts canonically had black cock and cum in his ass. I've never had black cock or cum in my ass.

I'm cooler than Guts.

>>214901547
All kinds of jobs, tech stuff, teachers, retail, restaurants.

>>214901918
>or point out Taylor Swift being a billionaire
people joke about her taking a plane to chiefs games all the time.

how do white canadians feel about nonjeets? im a nonjeet but im starting to fear white people.

Taylor Swift is a billionaire but she's almost certainly crazy or depressed because she doesn't have kids

>>214901864
>democrat politicians aren't calling Trump and other elites pedophiles
lolwut? Every one of them is doing that now except their prestige legacy personalities like Obama

lying never did nobody no good, no how, no how
so why am i lying now

>>214901963
You can swap her for other billionaires like Jay-Z & Beyonce, Selena Gomez, the Kardashians or Rihanna, it's the same. Suddenly it's ok or at least not so immoral o algo

Money order #2 was cashed. Next one will probably go through this week

>>214902004
Because accusing someone of pedophilia is a crime
They are demanding him to release the Epstein but they don't really want him to, they're just pulling his card

I AM CURRENTLY UPDATING TO IOS26
I REPEAT
I AM CURRENTLY UPDATING TO IOS26

>>214902053
people rip on the kardashians all the time

>>214901975
well, what are you? it is the international board after all

>>214902066
Is the new iphone out?

I hate applying for jobs and going to interviews

I could go for a nice sausage and peppers and an ice cold beer

Eating 2 hot dogs (toasted bun with orange american cheese melted inside, one quarter pickle on each side and lots of mustard on top) and a bowl of ramen noodles (water drained and shredded cheese added)

>>214902105
you know what you would hate even more? starting your own business. suck it up buttercup

>>214902090
seamonkey born and raised here

>release epstein letter
>shortly after kirk is assassinated and now dominates the news cycle
its almost comical how obvious it is

>>214902107
Mmm that looks nice.

I just made the best chicken livers I've ever made. Do you guys eat organ meats?

>>214902004
where?

>>214901975
Canadians aren't even saying kill all immigrants despite what the CBC acts like, they are just saying no more TFWs or infinityjeets. The vast majority do the whole cucked thing "I-I'm not even against immigration I just think +1 million per year in perpetuity isn't b-beneficial" but this is still treated like being a nazi in some circles. Honestly anyone who isn't a jeet has no need to be afraid, anti-immigration protests are full of blacks here lol

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

>>214902161
You couldn't even imagine eating this good

One time this guy I knew started his own business and nobody wanted to work for him so I decided to and over time he just made me do all the work more and more until eventually I quit and then he went out of business immediately after

Just heard a stranger's voice outside my window

>>214902194
Get a job

>>214902257
I have a job. I dont start for another 2 hourts

>>214902238
You should've asked for half of all profits and then buy the business from him

>>214902122
>Ramen noodles
>With cheese

>>214902256
Yeah that's me. Let me in

>>214902149
i think your chances are good you'll be fine, there are tons of
Filipinos and other sorts who live on the west coast and relations are as far as i'm aware positive or at least as positive as it can be given the current state of things

what is rural america like?

>>214902291
try it.
no water, still use the seasoning packet then melt shredded cheddar cheese on it
best ramen noodles youll ever have

>>214902165
Newsom is on X every day talking about this, did you not notice all the Dems when that letter to Epstein was release nigga? Redditjeet stuck in 2020 or something.

Sometimes I forget the rest of the country is cursed with non-new england style hotdog buns and feel bad

>>214902329
White druggies blaming all their largely self-imposed problems on black druggies

>>214902339
I have tried it. Ramen noodles are not meant for cheese.
Repent.

>>214902086
>ignores all the other examples
Wew lad

>>214902329
Like a warm wood stove on a snowy winter night

>Jason brings up getting fucked by black dick
>Then puts sausage in buns
When will he stop repressing

>>214902373
when I worked at walmart some old guy riding a shart mobile started yelling at me because we didn't have new england hot dog buns. I just walked away

>>214902373
West Virginia has those, and I've seen them in Pennsylvania.

>>214902373
how does it feel knowing the god of glizzies is a bay area native

>>214902387
i dont believe theres black people in rural america.

Y'all know how niggers be

>>214902435
Kek where do you live

>>214902483
Florida

>>214902472
Recently they be celebrating Charlie's death like it's a great victory for their people

>>214902435
Honestly, reasonable reaction.
>>214902441
Country roads...
>>214902445
Makes sense, if I had to eat california food I would probably want to soak it in water and get it down as fast as possible

>>214902345
where

>>214902515
Not all of them

I’m gay brbrbrbrbrbr

>>214902529
from me or the old guy?

>>214902450
Where do you think all those slaves went? In the south there are entire black towns.

>>214902529
cope

>>214902504
Makes sense, the standard life cycle for a new englander is to move to either Florida or South Carolina once you get old enough that you can't stand the snow anymore

>>214902546
janny isnt gonna like this one bit

>>214902571
I look like this

>>214902559
The old guy.
>>214902571
That's probably the biggest thing that has happened in idaho in the last decade anon

>>214902530
>https://x.com/GavinNewsom/status/1965194057816379864
Saar...