Thread 214906522

It was real
All of it

>>214906522 (OP)
cringe

Eat out to help out

right just downoaded that iOS 26 shite and my phone feels like its going to set on fire in a minute
battery life is fucked
just a ploy to get you to buy a new phone
sick of that tim apple bastard

>>214906522 (OP)
is that Rupert Lowe’s party? How do they compare to ReformUK?

>>214906522 (OP)
we kill him last :)

Ordered a 1930s Chinese Warlord uniform so I can get drunk and bark orders at my imaginary armies like a mentally-ill spacker.

so my question i saved for the new:
who was the best host of crystal maze?
the adam ant impersonator or the bald queer?

>>214906715
gay one I reckon

>>214906726
He could be such a bitch to the contestants.

Me and my gf(male)

>>214906715
the true goat

>>214906797
erm
thats a nigger

>>214906835
>:O

>>214906835
we here at /brit/ really do not approve of racism such as this
please think on next time, and do better

don't like how richard ayoade is so rude about swedish people

>>214906715
Richard O'Brien and its not even close
No hate towards Ed Chewed a Pole like

bob nylon in hot water again i see

Didn't know Riff-Raff hosted UK game shows

>>214906972
hot

goodness gracious me

>>214906686
sounds fun

Right well that's a woman sucking 14 inch long horse cock isn't it?

cockmogs me

shouldn't post things like that

anyone here have a little sister and is interested in becoming an uncle?

>>214908961
by little i mean 18+ of course

Men: explain yourselves.

just ate some weetbix and sultanas for brekky
working afternoons today though so i will go back to sleep

>>214908982
probably lies and mental illness

>Is that a person speaking a language that isn't English?!?!?
>I'm going fucking INSANE

Was drunk and ordered The Little Red Book by Mao cos I get a bit Chinese-nationalist sometimes when I'm drunk but it turned out I'd actually accidently ordered a book of the same name from Alcoholic's Anonymous about how to stop drinking. Bezos having a fucking bubble.

>>214908989
cracker meal

rather alarming and disturbing how on wikipedia it's "killing of charlie kirk" rather than "assassination of charlie kirk"

My sweaty incel autumn fit

sitting in the dark in my incel flat clicking on random flights on flight radar 24 to see where they are going

>>214909044
thats bc assasination is reserved for powerful ppl

think the brummie accent on women is a bit sexy

alexandra burke is fit

dogberg playing with one of those chocolate spanners he loves it

>>214909045
Are you a priest

yeah the zoomer earning minimum wage at a coffee shop definitely wants to talk to me, a 30 year old freak about the WEATHER

I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED

it was real
all of it

>>214909076
Nah just only wear black - idk why

>>214909090
what my coffee tells me every morning

>>214909044
rorke deciding his day was too good and looking for reasons to ruin it for himself

the scran

>>214909045
disturbingly similar to me except i dont wear heels like some femoid woman type thing

>>214909074
Who’s birthday was it?

>>214909044
wikipedia only updates page titles for these situations after legal proceedings happen it’s not some conspiracy zog shit

>>214909103
pack it in

>>214909074
useless dossing prick

I'm just a mixed-race kid from Kirkby

>Nice weather we're having.
>...

26 year old worthless zillenial here. Any 6ft+ 18-23 year old prettyboy zoomerGODs here I can worship? I will pay for your poo.

>>214909090
SMILE AND BLOW ME

>>214909074
dogs cant eat chocolate

oh yeah completely forgot there was a war in ukraine

>>214909130
my mums

>>214909103
comfy dystopia right there

>>214909129
I'm only 5ft11.75, making do

>>214909153
No you won’t you’re all talk

thought brexit was going to fix this

>>214909153
at 26 ur zoomer sorry blud

>>214909153
im 24 and 5’3 is that ok

>>214909045
what troosers are those

my biggest takeaway from the plandemic is that even when something happens nothing ever happens

>>214909206
https://www.dickieslife.com/uk_en/874-original-fit-work-pant-0a4xk6-black

>>214909158
pitbulls can eat loads of chocolate in fact it's good for them

I thought I could endure working 09-18 but I can't. That's an hour to long.

I mvst find other means of employment within a few months

>>214909074
Is that a staffy? Aren’t they dangerous

>where did you buy your trousers
>dick is life
heheh

>>214909158
its not milk chocolate though

>>214909022
English people when they see an 80 year old in Wales speaking Welsh

the shrek films have a tranny character and the trannyness is played for laughs rather than respected or treated as a "real woman"
ah how times were so much better back before the woke nation attacked

>>214909226
and which barbour jacket

>>214909249
they’re the niggers of dogs yes

wait 26 is zillenial? am i even older than i thought

>>214909186
Absolutely would if you're the right type. Not joking around at all.
>>214909194
I'm very nearly 27. Yeah technically zoomer but I'm still a zillenial that most mainline and younger zoomers would consider "unc". I have more in common with millenials, although I can pass as much younger than I am.
>>214909199
Doable only if you are very cute or pretty and babyfaced/people think you are younger than you are.

>After Elon Musk was accused in January 2025 of paying third parties to boost his Path of Exile 2 account, Hoyt challenged Musk to prove that he himself had leveled a character to 97 in hardcore mode, after which Musk unfollowed Hoyt on X (formerly Twitter), removed his verification check, and posted a screenshot of their private messages. A community note under the post stated that leaking private messages without permission generally violated X's guidelines

The bird is freed indeed

Ada Wong x Lauren Chen oil anal special !!

>>214909284
https://www.barbour.com/gb/ashby-waxed-jacket-MWX0339BK72.html

>>214909283
Trannies were once a punchline. Now they're domestic terrorists

>>214909288
if you're replying to a british poster, you are most likely talking to a black person, so please don't use the word nigger

>>214909293
Nah that guy's just a weirdo

>>214909297
no i’m fat and balding and i have severe rosacea and a cleft lip and a lazy eye and i only got one tooth

>>214909248
Nine to five is already soul crushing unless it's hybrid or a four day week. Nine to six is suicide tier.

GeowiZZard

>>214909309
not sure how i feel about black barbour

>>214909283
the other princesses accept the tranny stepsisters though

>>214909288
That would be pitbull not staffy

>>214909341
In that case I would probably moreso get off on using you as a toilet and taking a fat poo on you I'm afraid.

>>214909346
Yeah it is but I thought I was stronger

just checked the phone cache and saw some videos exberg sent me
that's the wank sorted

>>214909324
i assume everyone in /brit/ is white for my own sanity even though it likely isn’t the case

I'm 9-6 but WFH which realistically means 10-4 and Friday off

so this is rorke

>>214909364
better than Turkish

there is a bloke posting here who dresses exactly like me
but i wear le labo so you would be able to distinguish us by smell

>>214909388
enjoy, best kind of wanks

>go on omegle in 2022
>everyone says "MR BEAST" when they see me
>see discussions relating to Mr Best on reddit/4chan
>"this guy looks like he rapes children"
>"I want to punch this guy in the face so bad"
>"You can just tell this guys evil, his eyes are soulless"

>>214909382
that can be arranged

>>214909288
Had a staff and one day he smelled another dog walking past and ran through the garden fence to attack it

zillenial is 27-33 imo
older than that and you were an adult when smartphones and social media ruined the world
younger and you grew up with a smartphone and with social media having ruined the world
the defining factor of the zillenial is that you were a child still when everyone got the internet in their pocket but went through your young formative years without it

>>214909398
dont go

>>214909389
going by 4chan meetups in general, mostly it is white people unless it's /pol/ related ironically it'll be full of browns
there was an actual /brit/ meetup a few years ago, maybe 7 years ago, and everyone was white there

>>214909402
Is it me >>214909045
common fashion among disenfranchised quasi-fascist young men I reckon

big fat lines of charlie that make your whole face go numb hnnnng

Can't wank to my ex
Her Instagram is private you see

>>214909389
i am white but im such a dark swarthy wognigger that i was racially abused and called abdul by an angry crackhead who was shoplifting from coles while i happened to walk by

buh biddy bum bump bump bump bip bah buddabuddabuddabudda bump bip bah

>>214909416
People do that shit all the time. You show them a random guy, tell them he is a rapist or a hero, and they'll come up with a story about how they could tell. Ignore them.

>>214909416
used to love getting my knob out on omegle

>>214909318
yeah i have noticed lately that a lot of mass shooters have been troons

>>214909449
Miss it. Can't do it again. Makes me wank to trannies.

>>214909431
7 years ago though lad wasnt that pre-bozzawave and everything

Let's do a /brit/ meetup again
Let's get it right this time

>>214909477
ktim on mephedrone
vile muck but i do miss it

it's called charlie because it'll blow your head smoove off

definitely followed through on that fart
gonna waddle to the toilet and assess the damage

is it weird that i regularly wank over gfberg's old sex tapes from her exes that I found a few years ago

>>214909450
i just made a fake account pretending to be a girl, added 500 people, and then requested friends with my ex so i could spaff to her pics

Limmy will be the next e-celeb to be outed as a Reformtard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E

don’t understand how men “do” fashion I just wear joggers and hoodies. If I’m going to a restaurant just whack on the Ralph lauren polo, jeans and air force 1s bosh

We love the BASED black guys, don't we folks?
https://x.com/Deplorable94/status/1967475758336737354

got the 30kg dumbbells benched. strong as fuck i am

I’M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

>>214909459
scremong he’s done you guiseppe

>>214909477
nowt wrong with wanking to tranny porn for 7 hours until you finish off your entire stash

>>214909507
Limmy's a complete leftymong thoughbeit

>>214909497
>>214909477
wtf are you me? i used to take mcat and all i could do was wank to trannies for 10 hours straight

>>214909519
he'll get a first class ticket out

Insane that there are other people here familiar with the stimulant-fuelled tranny gooning session of several hours lmao

>>214909505
don't think I could live with myself if I did this, very degen although it has crossed my mind

>>214909534
>>214909534
>he’s done you guiseppe
cackling

poobert and scoobert dun linked up

just another day in my sick, dark, twisted incel life

you’ve gotta ask yourselves is it the drugs that make you like trannies or is it the drugs just melting away your social conditioning and it’s truly just you that loves trannies