Thread 215012075

Do you have statues in your country?

>>215012075 (OP)
no

>>215012075 (OP)
For my own sanity, I am going to assume that this is fake and I will never visit D.C. again so that my assumption can never be disproven

>>215012075 (OP)
I love that America has basically turned into an 1980s dystopian comedy movie

>>215012075 (OP)
this is like something straight out of south park, clown world

>>215012075 (OP)
You'd think Elon is still a cabinet member...

>>215012453
Unfortunately it's real

>>215012075 (OP)
It needs to rotate to face the sun. Then we can be truly Turkmenistan tier.

>>215012534
>Unfortunately
Of all the things that have happened this one is at least funny.

Maybe it’ll be there 2000 years from now like how the sphinx is still in Egypt

>>215012075 (OP)
Who commissioned it?

>>215012614
Me

>>215012624
Cool. How much?

>>215012675
3.5 Bitcoins

>>215012686
A bit much, if you ask me

>>215012075 (OP)
isnt this the part where the supposed god allows a foreign power to take over his believers

>>215012075 (OP)
Please tell me this is permanent. Please tell me that Trump signed an executive order or something

>>215012479
Kino

>>215012075 (OP)
I have Columbo pointing towards you

>>215012075 (OP)
Not trying to sound reddit but I think he genuinely has a cult of personality. It’s just funny that it formed around a massive retard.

is there a single country without a statue?

>>215012075 (OP)
Damn this is truly the peak of degeneracy and not the insane rate of blacks killing each other in DC, the extreme concentration of Jews in DC, or nearby Maryland coincidentally having a rate of child disappearances 11x the national average.

>>215012479
hmm isnt UK turning into 1984 book as we speak?

>>215012614
Gotta be Saylor. That statue earns him at least a billion in goodwill.

>>215012075 (OP)
Same energy as picrel

>>215014375
everything in the world makes sense when you understand that 99% of people are complete retards

>>215013855
Neat.

>>215014375
You must not remember Obama then, zoomer. God forbid you said anything critical of him. He even had the press on his side.

>>215012075 (OP)
America is so thirdie for a 1st world country, I love it.
Other firstoids are too reddit.

>>215012075 (OP)
looks trashy

full banana republican here, and I approve of this. Are there still statues of Lenin and Stalin in Russia?

>>215015574
All the retarded schizo nonsense on Facebook started because people were losing their minds over having a black president. I still remember seeing racist memes posted their of Obama face edited on some African witch doctor complaining about Obamacare. Conservatives fucking HATED him

>>215012075 (OP)
the next president is 100% tearing that down or people are going to vandalize it

>>215015778
And those people were maligned by celebrities, Hollywood, the news media, and corporations alike. Now they encourage doing the exact same hatred but to Trump

>>215012075 (OP)
I love it honestly. It's incredibly tacky and perfectly apropos with what Washington has turned into.

>>215013369
I really wonder Chinese people see this and still think their government is sane.

>>215015961
To be fair, my own country carved a bunch of Presidents into a mountain. If you're a chink, you probably think it's cool.

>>215013369
>>215015961
Funny thing is, it’s not a government construction, it’s funded by some wealthy guy who claims to love Mao and wants to make the statue into a tourist attraction for his home town.

>>215012075 (OP)
incredibly based

>>215012075 (OP)
If by any chance I succeed in my dream of becoming a fascist dictator of my shithole county, I am building one giant statue of me in Lima.

>>215012482
>waaaah why won't South Park clown on irrelevant generic democrat No. 142
Chuds are too memeable

>>215012075 (OP)
This guy is never leaving the office, isnt he.

>>215016329
Democracy was gay anyway.

>>215015778
This is true, but they would sincerely deny they were being racist. Even though it was obvious it was driven by racial feelings towards a black president.
Media also treated him with kid gloves at worst, and more like some kind of savior or saint most of the time. Even though his policies just continued the Bush era with domestic spying, regime change wars abroad, and bailing out corrupt banks.

>>215012075 (OP)
USA is turning into a real life meme

>>215016517
>turning

>>215015510
nigga this is nuts

>>215015510
Tear down the monkey, keep the squirrel

How do American go on everyday without losing their minds and going rampage with an assult rifle?

>>215018576
America has a school shooting every day or something.

>>215015510
LMAO at the squirrel

so aryan...

>>215012075 (OP)
Whyyyyyyyyy
And the people loving these are scared of trannies destroying culture

>Building giant statues
>Building giant gold statues
>Building giant gold statues of divinities
>Building giant gold statues of past political figures
>Building giant gold statue of present political leader (you are here)
>Building giant gold mech of present political leader (will have bitcoin-shaped missiles to fire at China)

>>215016329
He already said that the US couldn't have another election if "Antifa" wasn't dealt with.

>>215013369
wtf are those shoes

>>215016517
Brazil is South Park: the country though

>>215012075 (OP)
It's so incredibly tacky and gauche which is the perfect representation for modern America. I know it wasn't commissioned by Trump, but it's the kind of shit he'd love and it fits with is tacky poor mans idea of wealth obsession with gold.

>>215012479
>Euros constantly bitch and hem and haw about us not having any 500 year old cathedrals or castles
>Someone finally builds something relevant out of Gold like a chad
>Euros continue to bitch

You just can't please some people. At least he's deporting the Mexicans, that's deserving of at least a dozen statues. That alone will do more for the people who belong here than the last 30 presidents put together.

>>215018908
Are you really comparing that shitty statue to our grand monuments?

>>215013855
>I have Columbo pointing

>>215012075 (OP)
Isnt there a Bible story about this?

>>215013855
He was a genocidal freak though

>>215019023
Yeah Trump loves the Bible, it's his favorite book. Great times. Lots of good stuff in there. God bless America.

>>215019044
No he wasn't he was an expert mariner and explorer. But he was also fervantly religious and possessed a medieval mindset, so his actions seem brutal to us, but they weren't out of step with the general pattern of unpleasantness in the late 15th century.

>>215012075 (OP)
deeply unserious country

>>215019023
It's a beautiful story. Big statue and love of God. I think we should have one here, in DC

>>215012075 (OP)
I love that he's always depicted as a fatty

>>215014375
I'd rather call him mediocre narcisist

>>215019235
His contemporaries thought differently when they removed him as the governor for being too brutal

>>215015510
For fucks sake, you have a furry cult in the US too?

>>215012075 (OP)
>we must bring back neoclassical architecture o algo
>>215018908
500 year old cathedrals and castles are majestic, that shit is just the tacky project of a billionaire sheikh with zero taste and delusions of grandeur

>>215019023
The calf looked better in the movie, will there be a hobo throwing bibles at it?

>>215019339
That's a mischaracterization, he was essentially usurped by a royal commissioner who used questionable accusations to surplant Columbus' position and install himself as governor (and gain all the attendant financial perquisites). Columbus was taken back to Spain but then released, absolved, had all his New World possessions returned to him, the royal commissioner was recalled, and Columbus was given funding for a further expedition. Hardly a damning indictment.

>this thread
When did this board become infested with leftists? He has earned his place as an era-defining leader.

>>215019739
He ran several Bitcoin rug pulls, incited a coup, helped established the Plantir spy network and somehow is still president.

>>215019846
>somehow is still president
Probably because he was elected, and has avoided convictions in his impeachment trials.

>>215015092
whats that a michael jackson statue?

>>215019739
you must be lost. This isn't /pol/

>>215019739
As in the way the collapse of the Roman Empire.

my country is controlled by a cult

>>215012075 (OP)
they a'ight

>>215020207
They were never our countries.

Based? Or are we a pro-fiat board here?

>>215013855
That statue points east not west.

>>215012075 (OP)
It's not a statue, it looks like it's made of plastic. Also it was probably funded by some youtuber or influencer and is on private land.

The real thing in this statue is not Trump, it's the bitcoin. Trump is just the thing to get attention to the real icon he wanted people to see.

>>215013369
this looks terribly cheap and bootleg even for china standards

>>215015510
me on the right

the US is finished, isnt it?

>>215020946
No, we are reaching our peak and the start of our imperial era. Trump is our Imperator. The world will be forced to bow.

>>215012075 (OP)
Indians start worshipping it and bringing gifts to it in 3....2....1...

>>215020946
More assassinations to look forwards to.

>>215019739
trvke

yes

>>215019044
Yes but really without him, Spain's riches wouldn't be there if them inquisitions didn't happen so a statue is at least owed I guess

ye

>>215016329
He already did once. He has a proven record, like Pompey the Great.

>>215012075 (OP)
Sure
>>215012087
You Brazilians are really poor, huh?

Diddly doddly, my picture

>>215018908
Are you really saying the statue of an old obese manchild is like our cathedrals...?

>its real
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

This is so fucking tacky. Even for Trump

>>215016329
Only in a coffin. Even if he doesn't go for a third term he'll dominate American politics until death and possibly beyond.

He's America's Juan Peron.

>>215020207
>cult
Zionist or MAGA?

Post your presidential/prime ministerial art ITT
Left - swedens PM during the 90s
Right - His official art in the parliament

>>215022222
stupid post for a quintuple
Brazil has one of the biggest statues in the world

>>215024471
This painting kicks ass, in 1000 years he'll still haunt windsor castle

>>215024471

Positively and transparently satanic

>>215012075 (OP)
I know this is a somewhat tired point, but imagine going back to 2015 and telling people that there would be giant golden statues erected of President Donald Trump holding bitcoins. They would think you were an absolute retard.
Imagine what crazy shit awaits us in 2035 that we can't even comprehend.

>>215024471
That butterfly must be esoteric

>>215018754
Nah we don't make that much sense.

>>215024471
i truly hate royalty

>>215025877
go home zhang

>>215024714
By 2035 they'll be building a gold-covered cathedral over Trump's grave while Vance and Steve Miller fight over who gets to be the pope of the Church of Maga.

>>215016329
Yes but he won’t live for another 4 years, one way or another

>>215026652
who are you backing up?

>>215025313
KEK

>>215020069
lmfao

>>215025313
kino

>>215015990
those carvings are high quality, mao looks like he was carved out of butter