Thread 215014759

early koturday thread

lurking for cat pics

>>215014792
welcome
post some of yours too

me at the store

Bismillahirrohmannirrohiiiim

Ya Allah tuhanku yang maha pengasih maha penyayang

BERIKANLAH AKU MEMEK YA ALLAH SANGE BANGET AKU MAU NGENTOT MAU NGENTOT MAU NGENTOT

YA ALLAH MAU MEMEK BUAT NGENTOT CROT CROT DI DALEM GA PAKE KONDOM YA ALLAAAH MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK

AMIIIN AMIIIN YA RABBAL ALAMIN

>>215014905
friday prayer oredi?

>>215014859
>>215014839
>>215014859
>>215014882

>>215014972
>>215014976

kot?

>>215015004
ye

never had a kot thread in a while

Do young people in ASEAN still like White people or am I going to have to move somewhere else when my country finishes changing into India?

random text this morning:
>Hello sir, this is Kayra
i thought that was an indian name, but it's actually turkish. probably still an indian, judging by the area code

>>215015158
>>215015162
sounds like some black chicks name o algo
did she have the thick accent?

>>215014976
>>215015171
it was a text
probably some indian tech recruiter

>>215015173
I knew it, I'm going to have to move to somewhere the Kpop wave hasn't hit yet

SEA pop culture trend always changes every 5-10 years, it was telenovela in late 90s, taiwanese movies in early 2000s, japanese manga/animu late 2000s/early 2010s, then korean late 2010s/early 2020s.

I bet we're overdue for another change in SEA taste in pop culture. Maybe Nollywood next

>>215015189
>probably some indian tech recruiter
or phone scam.

>>215015269
bro just texted back, asked if this was [not my first name, not my last name]'s number
>scam
idk how people lose money from this, genuinely

good morning asean

>>215015189
>>215015269
>>215015308
she is zainichi punjab saar

>>215015322
Good morning sir

>>215015322
poetic kek
gm bhai

>>215015332
i'm bored, how should i respond?
>is google down o algo?

>>215015452
waste their time and entertain them for a bit
then switch up and ask about amazon gift cards before blocking the number

Movie idea

People after 20 on third world countries are legible to participate in a game where they will be able to live on another country they prefer if they win.

If that person loses/dies, their entire neighborhood gets bombed.

>>215015553
so squid game but thirdy version.

>>215015506
might text in the morn, almost midnight now

>>215015553
dont give blackrock and netflix any ideas

>>215015628
its 9am in mumbai thoughever
you were probably his first mark of the day

What is /asean/ having for lunch?
I brought to work some leftover carbonara from last night

>>215015638
Netflix and blackrock doesn't have to do that. They just ship third world to you

>>215015711
okay, but i'm tired

god he really is desperate >>215015763

>>215015823
kitboga must really be a different breed if he can go on hours just to fuck with them

Flipchinks( aka the Jews of Asia) are turning our taxes that they stole into fake made in China Hermes bags
and people wonder why everything is shit here
you cant make this up

>>215015891
It's bearable for him because he gets money from doing it

>>215015711
>twitter pornbot of leaked snap insta teen
>named “bokep jav“
>posted text in Arabic
>retweet about our Malacca strait being important in india trade
Why indian(bot) like this man?

>>215015914
Russia>

are you guys still praying o algo?

>>215016093
he wanted a bunkerthread for himself

We are about to sacrifice fucking cows now
this is some Red Heifer ritual purity shit

>>215015797
afritada x rice

there are boomers who try to sexually assault grieving women at the graveyard in my country

Caring about japan is good actually

The moment you stop giving a shit about japan, the zionist and indians smiles in glee

Squid game but every time pinoys lose a game they have to watch their sister get bred by a white man

ok

Fried chicken

Gog and magog will be indians and Chinese
Screencap this

>>215016317
>to seek divine intervention for cleansing of the country
based susu divine cow

Boomers keep saying "i'm beautiful" just to "go marry someone, you're already 29 years old and next year you will be 30 years old"

Jumaat

watchu talmbout fujo?

>>215016778
just marry that boomer to shut his mouth.

>>215016317
Saars won't like this

>>215016857
he needs permission from his first wife thoughalgo

>>215016317
I see. The retardation is purely genetics then.

also fujo and laokot are the same age?

>>215015553
>>If that person loses/dies, their entire neighborhood gets bombed.
Knowing how self-hating thirdies are, we will see a lot of suicide.

>>215016857
Nein nein nein. I have to fulfill my inner child first albeit

youre 29 already thoughbeit

>>215016511
>caring about some place that will soon be conquered(culturally) by jeets
Guess i'll just enjoy things for now and will keep looking on the past once we reach that point(jeet dominance).

laokot is 24

But i'm feeling 20 years old thoughalbeitever

proof?

>multinationals evil companies like Shell and BP got shafted
>this is bad thing
Why are indogs like this?

Proof? My gen Z coworkers say i look like 25 years old though. Feel good to be 1996, look younger than young generations

that hurts you are economy o algo?

my internet shut off just now

>>215017000
Hence why you shouldn't stop giving a shit about japan dickhead

^tsmt

>>215017173
Ideology > economy
World Revolution now!
captcha: RPG8K

>>215017240
I'm not a resident(if the flag is not obvious to you) so i don't anything of a say on what nips(or their politicians and WEF) wanted to do with their country.

Great khutbah today
Fujogem btfo

what sweet fruity scented body care products or fabric deodorizer do flips use?
i often smell that inexplicable good scent from them and want to know what it is

you sound like a commiepedotroon

>>215017317
bambini?
bench daily scent?
downy?

>>215017157
Monopoly hurts customers the most
Especially state owned monopoly run by corrupt government

>>215017366
i think it wasn't a refreshing and light fruity scent
but rather a medium-bodied and silky fruity scent,
but thank you i tryna them

>>215017378
Pasal 33 ayat 3 UUD 1945.
Welcome to Pancasila Economics.

is it possible to get a good paying job without a college degree?

Makan siang gratis

what food doe?

>>215016778
Yuk jo
Tapi login ya

>bi-monthly friday beer night with frens is cancelled
>now I have nothing to do or nothing to look forward to after work
Suddenly I dont even have the energy to do the rest of my work until 5pm because no rewarding system dopamine trigger left in my brain anymore
Happens iyc

>>215017579
just drink alone o algo

>>215017579
that's a boy chat

>>215017579
that is in fact scaramouche

haram kuffar

>>215017599
Fuck no, its horrifying. I think I'll just smoke and play some vidya and doze off at 9

>>215017653
you don't drink beer when you watch movie/tv at home?

Black Mirror any good?

depends on the episode

>>215017688
I tried it once with gin and I dont like it, not the gin i mean, but the atmosphere and silence, it makes me uneasy

>>215017499
login apa nih? login main dragon nest?

>>215017721
you'll get used to it, eventually I rarely drank by myself before I was married because it wasn't any fun. but now I do it more frequently.

>>215017806
Pasti makin cantik deh pake hijab pashmina

>>215017801
>Rate my traditional Japanese house warming party starter pack pape.
it's bad

>everything bread
>turkey
>american cheese
>oil and vinegar
>toasted
rate my sandwich

>>215018021
>>oil and vinegar
doesn't sound like it goes well with a turkey sandwich.

>>215018057
for the sourness, i need the vinegar. the oil was superfluous because it was already oily when the cheese was melted. i think most people would have used mayo instead, but i find it icky
it was basically a grilled cheese with turkey, so i'm not sure i should add any veggies. but maybe i'll caramalized onions or bacon tomorrow

Im sick and tired of hanging out with losers and passive aggressive bitchmade who still rely on their parents for living costs

These faggots are hallway monitors too on discord and what not. They dont conversate, they're not even mods.

not everyone is built for minimum wage jobs

>>215018204
Why are you even here then

>>215017801
Wtf nigga

Zionism is based
We should have done thr same in Mindanao

Siesta tiem

how can i stop my habit of gritting my teeth

get a mouthguard?

>>215018359
reduce stress

>>215014759 (OP)
I love asian girls as i do love kittens, but i love mexican young girls too, have i a problem?

just bee urself

Ok so I made a facebook and messaged 3 pinay girls in a local FB group but they all had 1k friends and I got no reply.

What next for my quest in getting a pinay GF?

tough luck

the fuck is this shit??

>>215017817
Aku tetap cantik pakai style apa aja kok

>>215018764
what kind
>>215018804
not possible

>>215016317
How else do you explain the success of burgerland? With enough cow sacrifices our GDP will surely skyrocket.

The Philippines is closer to an uncivilized pagan shithole than medieval Europe

ih najis aku

Najisnyoooo

tgif

freaky ahh

>>215019175
>What next for my quest in getting a pinay GF?
switch to indonesia IMO, but if you are hellbent on a pinay go live in like la union for 3 months and visit the san fernando food market daily. can probably bag a virgin.

worked for me in just a few visits to that market.

Going to see hanabi tomorrow....

>>215017435
It is! Dont give up and dont be lazy

>>215020903
Wtf are you talking about bro the garbage mountains in manila totally resemble Europe.

>>215019175
For starters, look for a Pinay in the Philippines. Pinays outside this cunt are no different than your rabid feminazis

Spam and eggs for dinner

>>215016778
Malming ngedate lah Jo jangan bobo ae

>>215022931
Add that on top of porridge and a touch of soy sauce.

>>215023041
I already finished and ate it with rice

>>215023041
That's totally mouthwatering

niggas really be havin breakfast for dinner

I want a white wife so bad bros... its over for me

rice and chicken soup for dinner

i already forgot what i had for dinner

Anybody owns a bike here? What’s your current bike, what’s the dream bike?

i ride the town bicycle iykwim

>>215024005
i have a 150cc gixxer

>>215024005
>Anybody owns a bike here? What’s your current bike, what’s the dream bike?
>>215024717
>i have a 150cc gixxer
KTM 790 adventure stored in Manila

>>215024005
>Vario 125cc 2017
>Alva Cervo

The crypto bullrun is starting again for the next 6 months.

What coin do /asean/ gamble on?

>>215024005
pcx
Don't have one desu

>>215025264
>What coin do /asean/ gamble on?
$300k each of LINK and AVAX.
paired with 50 ETH and half a bitcoin for good measure
wagmi

>>215024005
How expensive is it to own a motorbike in the commie country of Singa?

>>215025488
One of the cheaper options desu. 4-5 digits

qwhat should i eat ?

>>215025264
I have $100k in sub 100mil mc shitcoins, stored in web browser wallet.
And BTC ofc

>>215025377
>LINK, AVAX
picrel

boat noddles thaianon

Going out for a few drinks
What is /asean/'s plan this Friday evening?

>>215026569
drinking sake alone in my room

haram kuffar

>What is /asean/'s plan this Friday evening?
finishing eroge i've been playing since last week

lolige?

>>215026754
Niche or one of the more famous eroge?

bago
>>215025173
>>215025173
>>215025173

>>215024005
vario 150cc 2019
my dream bike would be a yamaha xsr 155 but my friend with a similar build as mine (thin 165cm fag) looks goofy riding it because of how small he is compared to the bike kek

My dream is to earn more than $180 per month in the Philippines

>>215023995
Fuck you

>>215027489
Grim as fuck

>>215023995
>>215024484
>>215023759
Junglebee schizo

I remember I had a nightmare from a post here. Something about being reincarnated in the Philippines in a shitty neighborhood to a 13 year old mother who does tiktok for income, something about that really depresses me and I can't imagine jow people there have the will to continue living.

i did not say YIKERZ doe?

>>215026855
haitenai rpg

go back to your own thread and talk to yourself there

>>215027713
>I can't imagine jow people there have the will to continue living.

>>215027774
thank indoanon

stop gooning chud

Gooning is good for you

proof?

>>215022973
malming mah mending nongki bareng bestie

bago
>>215028083
>>215028083
>>215028083

watchu doin tonite fujo?

i'm trading 4chan for Line Webtoon

shitposting

>>215014905
MAU NGENTOT YAOLOH

Social skills will all rot until
you're alone and unemployed

youre still socializing with other people here doe

Is shitposting without caring about consequences considered socializing?

>>215028774
https://youtu.be/TES1F9ZpFqk?feature=shared
18yo face
What with western giants

I see plenty of retards in service jobs. You have to be inhaling copium to believe social skills matter or they're competent in the first place.

i mean if you ignore the trolls and schizo and actually have a conversation then yeah i suppose

well?
>>215027986
>>215027986
>>215027986

>>215027713
Being low IQ is a filter for filipinos. The government doesn't need to set up a firewall when the average pinoy donkey is well... a literal donkey. They don't have the self awareness to realize how hopelessly shitty their circumstances are. They're closer to animals than humans

just go outside if you wanna socialize, chud

where doe?

>>215028956
Makes me depressed thinking about it, most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capital.

also dont some of you niggas play online multiplayer games o algo?
surely you try and talk to your teammates instead of muting them right?

Only through chats

>>215029171
>most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capital
The only places worth visiting in the country are places with the least amount of pinoys.

Any Indogs living in Aceh?

i mean youre still talking to them

https://x.com/asukagrypr/status/1969037082380193797
INDONESIA MENTIONED

Gooning Friday with the latest vmx

whomst?

happy comfy friday night friends

anyone try this?

>>215029171
>Makes me depressed thinking about it, most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capital.
can pinoys act human in large numbers?
I'm on VPN from jakarta. never been to sg, but I've lived in manila. my close friend circle was tight even if a bit limited on the high end intellectually, but the avg was an absolute retard animal.

ive only tried samyang

What's your favorite samyang?

the pink and green one

ahh the black bean one tastes good.

>>215030021
Any human populations in large numbers always act like dumb animals, except for us which act like insects.

>Indogs
>poojeets
>Flips
why keep using my flag?

yeah
its also very mild compared to the others

24 of living and i haven't seen chinese fatigue or russian fatigue or french fatigue or brazillian fatigue

nowadays i believe in jew fatigue and indian fatigue

>>215030260
btw when you mention pink, you are referring to the carbonara one or the rose one?

>>215030004
I tried it 4 years ago when it was officially imported to 7-Eleven here
10 seconds after putting the noodles in my mouth I felt a tremendous spiciness and a pain that felt like tear gas had hit my face
I didn't want my intestines to cramp so I kept drinking milk

carbo

>>215030489
>it was officially imported to 7-Eleven here
wait, they aren't korean noodles?

>>215030091
My fav Samyang product is this one
a re-release of the OG flavor from the 1980s, The broth is very rich and thick
There are a lot of really good niche ones here, it's a shame that only famous ones are exported overseas

how spicy is that?

>>215030632
They only sell the spicy chicken version here.
I want to try some of Samyang products too desu.

also just wanna say i prefer korean spam over the amerikkkan one
its just too salty for me desu

>>215030573
I remember it coming from Malaysia or Indonesia
The texture of the noodles and the material of the cup were different from the Korean ones
It's not rich in flavor, but thought it was pretty good as a fun snack because they paid careful attention to the spiciness and the portion size is kinda small

>>215030744
How salty?
Like straight up drinking soy sauce-tier or eating salt?

>>215030745
>they paid careful attention to the spiciness
How hot is it compare to Buldak?
I can eat the 2x Buldak with some breaks, but I don't want it to be too overwhelming.

youve never tried spam o algo?
i mean its still quite tolerable but tasting korean spam made me realize how superior it was to the original

>>215030676
If there's anything you'd like to try I can send it to you!
I think they produce and export their own Buldak to each country according to the preferences of the exporting country, I heard that Buldak Tom Yum flavor is available in Southeast Asia countries although it is not available here

pagi

>>215030744
Those of us who hate a lot of sodium eat our own copycat called Richam
I heard the American original ones are too salty

i think it was lotte doe
i also like korean imports here cuz theyre waaaaay more affordable than american ones

>>215030896
Rarely ever eat canned food desu.
Only ate tomato sardines.
Gonna check the korean one out then

>>215030948
Korean foods and marts slowly gain traction here, so I think maybe in a few years there will be other flavors. I think right now they are just tasting the water with spicy chicken buldak.

Don't be a laokot hater

>>215030968
>>215031039

>>215031104
tsmt

>>215030824
I think the spicy sensation works differently with Buldak
Buldak is spicy at first bite and doesn't last long, but with that ghost ramen, you feel the incredibly spicy sensation later on
I can eat 3x Buldak without any problems but eating that ramen requires preparation like preparing milk and dairy ice cream

How to get a girl to smile at you like this?
no blackmail

>>215031195
Bring her her favorite snack
Or an iPhone 17 Air

>>215031195
be for real

just bee urself

>>215031194
Thank for the tip, anon.
Gonna need to conquer the 3x first then before trying it.

@aseaner

>>215031222
>an iPhone 17 Air
>10 months of salary
How do a poorfag cope with this?

they have spam lite now which is objectively better thobeit

>>215031375
By spending all their money on old non Liquid glAss iPhone
seen lots of middle school girls with an iPhone with the old notch that can't afford their data package and always ask me for my wifi password
Damn brats, I tell you

>>215031371
>>215031380

>>215031540
>old non Liquid glAss iPhone
what?

kys nonce

ITS KOTURDAY

>>215031675
You know old iphone that's not upgradable iOS 26

>>215031772
gotcha

Im going to dress like Don quixote / yi sang on my first day to work

>>215031650
It's no sleep weekend

>>215031929
Youre brown though

>>215031961
okay

lovelies

>>>/gif/29481960
TIL that's how girls wear bra

I stole about $150 of scrap metal including aluminium, brass, copper wire, steel, etc this month
shit literally just laying around in abandoned half rotting house

blue board chud

What happens if I name my daughter Artemis Faustina Katyusha

kinda want to send schizo posts to the sirs who text me so i can get blacklisted

>>215032237
>stole
liberated*

>>215032237
Pasti meduro

>>215032235
Thats not how to wear it easily
>Wrap the bra around midriff with the hook upfront for easier hooking
>Turn the bra 180 degrees
>Now the arm can easily pull through the tali kutang while pulling up the cup to boobies height

>>215032461
you will never reproduce

Cmon guys bump it up to a new bago atleast

>>215032462
what did you reply?

>>>215016317
I now denounce Yehovah. Selah.

> I now cannibalize Yehovah. Amen.

weirdo

Proof?

>>215032511
jawir bos
>>215032504
the best thing is they wont miss it or not too bothered to report it to the police

nonce freak

>>215032867
i just texted to confirm my number is some random nigga's, haven't schizo posted yet

its evening in mumbai so they all probably clocked out o algo

bald puffy innie is the best

how would u know incel chud?

>>215032960
cutie rat

my ex gf has tht

>bald
grow up

pics or didnt happen

>>215033249
The thing I would do to her thighs

thats not you are gf

literally me

cmon

new/baru/bago
>>215033428
>>215033428
>>215033428

>300
>>215033428
>>215033428
>>215033428

>>215014759 (OP)
Ahahahahahahah, AHAHAHAH