Thread 215023860

Spain Edition

>>215023860 (OP)
Friendly reminder that you brits live in a depressing island with your awful weather and your horrible food.....yet mllions of smart people live like this.

What is stopping you from living a better life?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

haha alri

i need goment benefits and awoof housing to dodge africa

just don't really like spain simple as that

Is /brit/ a cat or a dog general?

>>215024808
We have good weather and good food and don't appreciate continentals' scorn.

>>215025654
caberges all the way

>>215024808
we left the eu (i wasn’t old enough to vote on it then) and i have no skills that are in demand in spain

>>215025654
catberg fr fr

>>215025654
unfortunately it's a cat general

what the fuck

>>215025654
based catberge pscr

>>215024808
>What is stopping you from living a better life?
Money, retard

>>215025654
this general is under the ownership of catstein LLP

considering shitting myself and screaming and punching myself in the head for no reason

>>215025654
catberg
what about /fr/?

So, Friday lads. What's the plan?

>>215025739
haha

>>215025685
Mental how little you fit in.

I like Britain and its weather :)

early morning /brit/ is the best. gets a bit shit around lunch time when the normies log in

How do I turn bitcoin into real money?

>>215025749
wanking screaming shaking my nigger white boy ass

>>215025749
listen to music and post on /brit/ with wanking interludes until I eat my charlie bigham's and drink myself to sleep

>>215025770
have to send it to my wallet

I look like piplup irl

>>215025759
project on

>>215025739
leftypol when he sees a normal law-abiding tax-paying white family or trump

>>215025764
Hear hear

pinkpantheress so cute and sexy
and her voice is kawaii

>>215025770
prefer not to say

uglycatmong melty incoming

>>215025764
my favourite is in the evening when all the toil drones get here

don't like the young people at work. they don't take things seriously and they look at me like I'm an old man

>>215025663
>>215025684
>>215025691
>>215025722
Based.

>>215025743
Wouldn't know, this general sucks. Hence why I'm here, /brit/ is the funniest general.

>>215025831
rape their twink arses

any /t&f/ man in?

nth for the holodem

>>215025849
tubby caberge

>>215025831
They're spotty and snotty too

>>215025854
UM x

>>215025849
>this general sucks
*that general sucks
la grammaire anglais c'est difficle, hein?

Ruby Granger fingering herself in her smelly femcel bedroom

>>215025903
you post some amout of shite

Was watching Zoolander yesterday and the pub they go to after the mines is exactly like every pub in my shitehole town

grown ass man saying um

>>215025849
love negro catbergs

>>215025909
got the ruby granger sex arse lubed up
you can get one on etsy from my shop if you want

>>215025876
when it comes to holodem I like
Kronii
Marin
Ina
La+
and I have masturbated to them all

>>215025915
UMMY x

>>215025909
Writhing, squeezing her legs together, and whining as she gets closer to cumming

>>215025926
evil incel

FIFTY FOUR MINUTES OF HICCUPS
https://voca.ro/1dfIZiI8pmSV

>>215025941
I am not evil

>>215025876
any new lore drops?

And, I don't want no woman
Want every downtown man she meets
No, I don't want no woman
Want every downtown man she meets
Man, she's a no good doney
They shouldn't allow her on the street

>>215025891
I'm trying my best. Still can't write or speak properly even after 15 years of learning English. I guess it's in my blood.

>>215025919
Catbergs lickin the willies. The orange ones don't want to hang out with me.

>>215025749
There is a twilight hike I could go on, but I do weightlifting and today is a rest day. :C

sleeping on your back I get but how do people sleep face down

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>215025993
>>215025998
>>215026000
>>215026003
could've sworn i clicked on /brit/

>>215025749
waste another evening alone

>>215025974
>2016
you ok mate?

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/oQ3uejqdxen2F46geJ0oLQ/

>>215025993
catberg should NOT be licking any willies

>>215025993
je suis sûr que ton anglais est mieux que mon francais

Need a piss. One of you twinks open your mouth

twilight hike sounds nice

sending 68 missiles to strike small boats

Anyone here love fucking cats? Cracking little creatures

>>215026008
anyone can be a brit

>>215026043
um um um diverting 68 missiles to your house for the good of the nation

meltdown imminent

>>215026043
um did you mean to say that?

>>215026043
never met one

>>215026081
been saying this for about 2 hours now
not sure you know what imminent means x

>>215023860 (OP)
>>215026070

>>215026043
UM x

>>215026072
Rorke fuming at this

>>215026093
oh it's coming and it's gonna a big one

my cat is fat and also giant, when he sleeps he looks like a seal

shaved off my beard
trimmed my hair
showered and had a body wash
brushed my teeth
feel a lot better for it

>>215023860 (OP)
>>215026070
>>215026104

>>215026117
yours, you mean

Right then, off to beddy byes. Night lads.

>>215025654
We are a catberg and dogstein general.

>>215026008
Would you rather have french or Somali migrants?

shaving every bit of hair on my body and slithering around the house

>>215026143
nope and it's started just now actually

>>215026117
only thing coming is a huge fart out of your big fat arse

>>215026104
>>215026142
Get here. Get housed. Get wanked off.

my taxes going to Labour to teach brown kids to brush their teeth

broken britain

Why are Australian men like this?

>>215025849
I think /fr/ is quite good. When i've been in there before, people have been mostly decent. By comparison, /deutsch/ can be angry and hateful. Even if I post something friendly in there, they will insult me just because I'm British.

scranning a gay porn sarnie

>>215026170
you collect benefits and don't pay taxes

>>215026119
Should shave him and slather him in poo

>>215026151
des francais parce que je voudrais une petite copaine francais avec un cul rond et des cheveux marrons

home would get condemned if an inspector came into my room and smelled my chair, they would surely assume im harbouring a dead alien or critter of sorts stuffed in the cushions of my chair, but alas that is merely the smell of my arse trapped in there

>>215026192
why are you in other generals like that?

>>215026230
I'm gay.

>>215026208
benefits that I PAY FOR when I buy mcdonalds because of the vat charge
I've earned them

>>215026230
international board innit

esperanto should be the language of the internet

>>215026240
i believe you

>>215026245
this is a trvke the wagies can't comprehend

looking forward to a comfy evening full of blankies, anime, and snackie snacks

I like it.

>>215026255
I agree
Fed up of the incessant shittification of internet English by ESLs

>>215026250
british thread innit

accidentally just called someone rorke as a joke at work fforgetting it's a /brit/ thing now i'm hyperventilating in the toilet cubicle

>>215026273
what's on the menu

something really off about king charles, him and his brother seem like legitimate 60 IQ mongs

>>215026273
cor yes
what anime we got planned

>>215026043
No, im not fond of cats. Nasty creatures that inhabit slums and farmyards. They make houses stink, dirty cats make me sneeze and I find litter-boxes repulsive.

>>215026151
dont listen to that retard i love the french i am a francophile you are always welcome here

>>215026312
king though so he can get away with it
must be nice being king

>>215026345
You find boxes full of literal shit repulsive do you?

wee dtfic mega meltie x

if lord of the rings was written today Tolkien would get called racist

>>215026399
Rightly so!

you're not supposed to leave the shit and piss in the litter tray
it's just so the cat has a place to poo and wee before he (you) flushes

>>215026371
Yes. I was in an elderly clients home the other day and the cat had missed the litter tray and shit on the floor. Disgusting.

just wanked out a shit

dont mind foreigners here but cant understand what experience /brit/ offers over their country’s general

>>215026445
We're quick, we're funny, and we're instantly understandable by 99% of 4chan posters

>House of Commons easily passes euthanasia bill
>House of Lords which is full of 96 year olds is against it for some reason

imagine my shock

>>215026445
we're funny, the others aren't

>>215026445
its an english speaking general that isn't dead (/cum/)

>>215026427
ive h>>215026427ea
rd that shitting while you wankt gives you a poo fetish

>>215026399
the Dunedain are superior
simple as

>ive h>>215026427ea
whats blud talking about

>>215026445
those threads don't have you <3

calling everyone i disagree with the N word

>>215026475
That's because there are at least a few wise individuals in the Lords, unlike the Commons

roaring in dadbergs face

>>215026517
sometimes that happens and the mods don't know why
only happens to me mind you

>>215026475
Thats the purpose of the Lords, it is a system of checks and balances.

Why do men want to "conquer" women? Especially attractive women of colour? It's actually just really creepy, weird and obviously really sexist.

Leftypol playing elmore james at his party
Rorke shaking his money maker in the corner

>>215026518
<3

dont mind sephardi jews to tell you the truth

>>215026538
poo thrashing around on the floor

>>215026545
despite the clothes we wear and the institutions created, we're all monke at the end of the day

sephardi? only if you tug on it!

>>215026545
because at the end of the day we are animals
we might have computers and bighams ready meals but humans are just ape freaks

>>215026549
Leftypol has no friends and Rorke doesn't attend parties.

>>215026545
nice bait

have a seat
have two

flying down the stairs head first

We’re not ‘animals’ tho are we, not in the same way dogs are

>>215026543
not though is it?
its a house above the commons that makes sure that whatever laws get passed by the disgusting peasantry dont interfere with the business of the landed gentry

>>215026578
yeah I really just wanted to post about rorke shaking his money maker

have a sheat

>>215026598
your mum is

>>215026598
see >>215026592

so i says to the guy, "ashkenazim? that's an ashkenazer!"

Congratulations! You Kadabrer has evolved into Ashkenazer

>>215026598
why? because we say we're not?

>>215026587
Prove you're Ukrainian

>>215026612
>not though is it?
Yes in fact it is

fucker? I hardly know 'er!

reheating a frozen burrito

>>215026230
Because /brit/ gets boring sometimes

>>215026668
i'm 160 under vpn or whatever his name

>>215026598
18 years old, a man. fresh out of school. civilised. send him off to nam for one go around. what comes back? hes an animal now

might start playing overwatch again

>>215026675
yeah, in the sense that the checks and balances are to ensure that whatever laws get passed by the disgusting peasantry dont interfere with the business of the landed gentry

>>215026399
Never liked how Aragorn gets to claim the throne of Gondor. He isn't even from the line of kings that the Stewards were supposed to wait for. HIS line abandoned Gondor for Arnor and proceeded to run that kingdom into the ground.

Denethor was right. He magnanimously allowed Gandalf access to documents that his family kept safe for thousands of years and Gandalf used them to organise a coup against him.

>>215026666
because all evidence points to us being crossbred with animals here to produce an intelligent native species. wether this was conducted by a sufficiently intelligent race or a space fairing AI I’ll leave up to you

>>215026707
>yeah
Glad we agree

>>215026694
lmao
>>215026699
stop stalking me

>>215026720
>Yes in fact it is
>yeah
not an agreement, grammatically speaking though is it?

>>215026445
British people are simply funny.
>>215026362
x

>>215026612
Any examples? No? Okay, that's your right to talk about politics forever revoked.
Stick to footie.

alri lads it's me famous /brit/ poster 160, we doing well this friday?

Tinkering with an idea in my mind. Pawing at the idea. Batting it from side to side. I think this idea stands up to scrutiny.

The ukraine flag is a jewish american man named benjamin dont ask how i know

at the end of the day, it's night x

Feeling blackpilled and furious

always poo sealing but not sure if im poo feeling

>>215026749
Why are you expecting arguments when you haven't made any yourself

don't like the indian nigga, dtfic, any yank, or irish niggas
every other foreigner is alri

>>215026764
pourquoi tu ne réponds pas à mes posts francais?

using AI to become more racist

Markets open in 2.5 minutes lads

Using proper sentences, punctuation, please, and thank you when speaking to the AI, because how you do one thing is how you do everything.

>>215026833
the boring twat markets?

>>215026831
it’s going to be hilarious when the first proper AI comes about and it’s racist as fuck

>>215026576
>bighams ready meals
They're not ready meals

>>215026865
Grok has already shown support for Hitler

>>215026867
what category do they fall under

>>215026867
yeah they are
they are premium ready meals

>>215026764
We're funny how, funny like we're clowns, we amuse you? We make you laugh, we're here to fucking amuse you?

>>215026901
>>215026903
They're pre prepared meals
Calling it a ready meal devalues it

on first name terms with charlie

>>215026901
>>215026903
They're pre-prepared meals you cretins

>>215026927
I swear bigham himself calls them ready meals

>>215026598
Biologically, humans are animals. I guess we're quite smart animals, but we're still animals.

>>215026833
S&P500 at an all time high and rising. we're so back

>Tommy Robinson asks: '55 Muslim states - but no room for Israel'

If only this shabbos goy was so passionate about the ethnic makeup of the one British state

m

amy hunt with the 200m silver let's gooooo

>>215026612
Actually it is a system of checks and balances.
The suggestion that the Lords don't take their responsibility seriously is outrageous, false and malicious.

>>215026624
The truth, exposed.

>>215026699
just installed it today
don't bother, still shit

>>215026941
https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/food-and-drink/charlie-bigham-says-he-makes-prepared-meals-not-ready-meals-and-theyre-not-posh-1422401

>>215027004
its good

>>215026941
He FAMOUSLY stated he HATES ready meals in his interview with The Times last year. They're prepared meals. Just gain a fucking clue.

reckon my gf is fitter than all of yours combined

shake shake shake your money makeeerrr

>>215026989
tfw no femcel sister to mog with my popularity and then shag

>>215027004
yeah but lootboxes i want skins and like to gamble
used to play as junkrat and widowmkaer

>>215027006
>>215027023
well you'll have to update the copypastas then because they call them ready meals

I absolutely LOATHE ready meals

Having a panic attack

>>215027030
well aye a bunch of women combined would be a monster

sir charlie bingham

>>215027021
european servers are all filled with useless wankers and slags who throw about their fanny
>>215027048
Fair enough it's the anniversary so lots of free ones

>>215027036
yess fuck yes

>>215027062
As do I. As does Charlie Bigham. Looks like we're in good company?
*smiles at you*

might install mass effect and play that all night

>>215027073
*softly rubs your gooch in small circular motions*

keep your ready made meal slop to yourself

>>215026815
Sorry me no habla Espanol, voulay vouw coutchay avec moi?
Do you have compulsory language lessons in the UK where you get to choose between french, spanish or maybe german? Or is it something optional?

Got toil this afternoon. Sigh.

sew seven women together at the shoulders

>>215027134
suck my knob

>>215027126
fuck off
at least point out a mistake in my french (you make many in your english but we don't make fun of you)

rah rah fight the power
shit the unshittable
fart the unfartable
rah rah fight the power

>>215027134
you do like 20 hours a week stop whining

>>215027178
simmer down jack simmer down

>>215027126
when i was in primary school we did french lessons, remember our teacher reading us nice french storybooks.
when we got to secondary school for the first few years we were split into 4 classes. people from the first two classes would do german and spanish and the people from the last two would do french and spanish. you could choose any language for your gcse but obviously if you were in the classes that did french instead of german and you chose german then you'd be at a disadvantage and discouraged from choosing it.

>[F4M] your loser little sister really wants to kiss you [fsub] [incest] [STALKING YOU] [pervert] [licking ur ears] [VERY OBSESSIVE] [i cant stop humping your leg im sorrryyy] [ur the best big brother ever!!!!] [ily] [please never leave me!!] [fingering] [sniffing ur sweat] [pathetic puppy] [CNC] (self.gonewildaudio)
what are we thinking

>>215027178
(yes we do)

>>215027200
I'm doing 11 hours this week actually

putain de merde

raping my arse with a parsnip

>>215027126
actually hate french people it's mental
literally did A Level french and still read french literature to this day and this is what I get

dont like how the balkans are slavic
there should unique cultures there instead of just rehashed eastern european ones

>[F4M] Indulging your Little Sister's Scent Fetish [Script Fill] [Awkward FemSub] [Incest] [Big Bro/ Little Sister] [Scent Fetish] [Embarrassment] [Huffing Man-Musk] [Sniffing Boxers] [Sweat] [Musk] [Scentplay] [Apologetic] [Caught in the Act] [Cock-Sniffing] [Pheromones] [Cock drunk] [ADULTS] (self.gonewildaudio)
mental

My girlfriends 13 year old niece licks my face and stuff and tied my hands together with her dressing gown holder once

>>215027210
not into ASMR as i've got that autism thing where i hate weird noises in my ears hehe

can cougher's union take the meeting outside please

>>215027219
not even worth going. that's like £150

i learned German in school and even passed advanced higher but i haven't studied it since

>>215027225
screamed irl at this one

>>215027253
err

raping my arse with a bolt of lightning sent from thors hammer

often think about the character brian badonde from facejacker

>>215027126
burn and die you country of shits
spend a thousand hours learning french just so I can get made fun of

>>215026273
whats that

my burrito is very yummy

>>215027330
why are you so mean thats not a very nice thing to say

for us bottom set was french and top set was german
second and third were spanish
was in the french class myself and was basically just a free period because everyone in french was a mong

>>215027364
because I don't like it when french people make fun of english people speaking french

Today`s

Pocket Monster

Of the day
is ..

Kingambit !!

>>215027417
youre just making these up
THIS is a pokemon

>samurai pokemon
taking the piss

>>215027417
fucking bastard

>>215027417
grown man btw

>>215027178
I wouldn't point out any mistakes unless they seriously impact understandability. Pointing out every little mistake is rude. Although if you insist, you did make one: we typically say "petite amie" or "copine" to say girlfriend, "petite copine" would be unusual.
>>215027239
Understandable, I hate them too.

what the actual fuck

>>215027417
no way this one is real

>>215027487
that’s a digimon

>>215027487
It's actually a very good Pokemon

you're*

>>215027487
that's not a pokemon that's just some nigga

made a dumb esl mistake in an edit summary

>celebrated thirdie moment is maradona’s hand of god
>literally cheating
Why’re they like this

erm u can catch pokemon on google now?

܁>>215027417
&

「i t e m o f t h e d a y ˚」

???

>>215027551
wouldn't worry about it. i make efl mistakes al the time

>>215027571
Glad I gave them all my private information, good use of my data that

my boy mewtwo

>>215027555
wogs (including italians, spaniards and portuguese) have literally no sense of fair play
they think if they don't get caught, or if the foul gains them an advantage, it's fine

>>215027617
wtf is that

I'm doing fine so leave me alone so leave me alone so leave me alone

with the way chavs are i
Think we are wogs too

>>215027652
UM x

rorke and leftypol getting excited

>>215027617
me in 2007 typing mewthree on google images

>>215027618
They ruined soccer with their telenovela acting to get fouls on the other team

kingambit is epic
i think he's closer to being based on a daimyo than a samurai
cool fact: his japanese name "dodogezan" do (sort of like a prefix meaning very) dogeza, which is sitting on the floor in prostration and zan which means cut.
while his english name follows the chess theme from Pawniard and Bisharp.

why did english change the theme of the names?? dunno

Generals I post in ranked in order of goodness
>1. /biz/ - /smg/
>2. /sp/ - /epl/
>3. /biz/ - /pmg/
>4. /pol/ - brit/pol/
>5. /tv/ - /trek/
6. /int/ - /cum/
7. /int/ - /brit/

you need to improve yourselves so you can get up my rankings

>>215027695
we wouldn’t miss you if you fucked off mate

>>215027446
I know /Brit/
likes
Not Real Pocket Monsters

so
Here is my
Non-Canon Pocket Monster
of The Month ..

Jaranra !!

Cut from Pocket Monsters Silver/Gold
It Was in the SpaceWorld demo !!

>>215027577
Item Of The
Day
Is ..

Coin Case !!

>>215027695
just stop coming here

Mad how an English manager has never won the Premier League.

Now that I think of it, I don't think England have ever had a world class manager.

>>215027695
>/tv/ - /trek/
nice

>>215027695
/smg/ super mario general

nova
>215027732
>215027732
>215027732

>>215027755
ROAR

>>215027755
screm

>>215027755
SCMRE

>>215027755
what the fucking he’ll are you doing

anyone live in Wiltshire?

nova
>>215027732
>>215027732
>>215027732

>>215027695
good morning sir

i went to the pokemon championship in southampton to get mew on my gameboy

>>215027755
some shit rorke would do this

>>215027789
Has to be a car crash and arrested just to be interviewed

>>215027764
>>215027771
>>215027772
>>215027787
>>215027807
shut up faggots

>>215027832
kys

>>215027716
do you think hes really tangela evolver

>>215027845
cannae cuz Jesus Christ loves me

>>215027878
youre no even fae here

>>215027851
Yes
because ..

Tangela is
Called
Monjara
in Japan

Jaranra
Is An Accepted Corruption
of The Name !!

>>215027802
jealous
i wasn't able to go to many events because they were always really far away from where I live and the 'rents just didn't understand

>>215027901
Every night i pray to God to be British one day. Nothing is impossible with God

>>215027971
Why would you want that

one time god fingered my arsehole and i didn't want it

>>215027978
to make Britishers browner