Thread 215027732

Psalm of Hope

Hope arises with the dawn
Night is past, the fear is gone
In the shadow, still i sing
Hope in Christ, eternal King

>>215027732 (OP)
we all saw what you did

>>215027729
brian clough
bob paisley
joe fagan
alf ramsey
don revie

Off to the pub tonight, yippee!

mousey you know there’s shadow groudon raids this weekend right? Good Pokemon to get

Wiltshire Police said a man in his 30s had been arrested on suspicion of six counts of gross negligence manslaughter and four counts of ill-treatment or wilful neglect by a care worker.

A 59-year-old woman was also arrested on suspicion of gross negligence manslaughter.

>>215027828
Literally all Irish diaspora.

dogshit jf edition
why are they like this

>>215027862
I wonder who could’ve been responsible for this

made a joke that was funny in my head but it stunk the gaff out on delivery, lost my wit i reckon

>>215027862
rorke and leftypol on tenterhooks waiting for the skin colour to drop

>>215027862
Wiltshire is extremely white so rorke is bound to be disappointed

27 degrees in my stinking bedroom just not right

Might go to Ikea

>>215027862
wow breaking news this
some very important news right here

>>215027863
Bizarre lie

Can hear police sirens

Ran for the first time in two weeks. Insane how quickly my fitness has dropped, could only manage about 2.2 miles

>>215027894
tell us it and i'll go try it out

>>215027388
For us it was Spanish that was the bottom choice. Something about being another romance language. I took German, 8 years in total, still can't understand a thing. I speak better Russian these days.

Also I'm not making fun, British people often speak excellent french. At least the ones I met did, there might be some selection bias at play.

rorke wanking

might order some form of burgoid and get it delivered on a wheeled device

don't know any french because france doesn't have anime women to teach me

feeling fly like a g6

Pros and cons of my life -

pros:

Shagged loads of girls
Have a solid group of mates for 15 years
Have a wonderful gf
Getting a mortgage soon
Drive a decent car
On good terms with all family
Still kind of handsome in 30s

Cons:

In a runt job only earning 28k
Still living with mum and stepdad currently at 33
Bad anxiety
Can be prone to bad periods of no motivation
Going off sex had too much of it
Hairs getting thinner
Gums are fucked

>>215028008
someone said his wife was a midwife and i said yeh shes a mid wife alright

*gives rorke a hyper potion*

Get them armpits spunked on

>>215028098
right im gonna re-word it a bit so i can naturally bring it up in the office brb

>>215028153
which means you're running downstairs to tell you mum verbatim what that lad has just posted

digestive sandwiches for lunch

Me? Had too much sex. Gone off it. Also have really bad anxiety in spite of all the girls I've shagged.

love the fact zoomer girls look like fortnite skins

yeah im a bit like that but with chips
had chips too many times and now I just don't like them

rorke explaining that he simply slipped and just happened to fall on the hyper potion
leftypol ask why there's a condom on it

Toil sent out an email saying it's inclusion week next week then sent out another a few hours later saying they are holding a seminar for women who are interested in progression within the company lol. Need Farage voted in pronto to stop this nonsense.

>>215028204
It's called make up and filters you daft twat

>>215028153
it didnt bang

>kill someone
>their bodies just spaz all over the place

ah yes

leftypol bringing up sex out of nowhere again

>>215028273
have you ever killed anyone irl?

>>215028257
farage isnt going to do anything other than cut taxes on millionaires and billionaires and sell off whatever public infrastructure we have left

:O

>>215028249
Screaming

>>215028322
Leftypol on a mad one

>>215028322
don’t care best chance of getting browns gone

everyone always says farage won't fix the country ok fine then what do you suggest? there's no better option

>>215028216
yh sex is just like that. like eating chips

>>215028381
wealth taxes and lots of them

>>215028374
how did that work with brexit mate?

>>215028381
i'll take a look at things

>>215028381
I can think of someone.

>>215028398
What wealth?

>>215028322
based

>>215028381
scrap state pension

>>215028414
Thought that was Gary Eats for a second ffs

>>215028398
then they all take their money and fuck off

>>215028393
is for me as ive done it so much
just come naturally to me, like breathing or eating

Daily reminder that if you vote Reform in they'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and straddle you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident.

>>215028381
vote green before it's too late

>>215028431
you cant move physical assets offshore

>>215028398
wealthy people have all gone mate

>>215028431
so what they're just hoarding it anyway

rorke shocked

>>215028420
looooool don't get into that one with leftypol. he wants to tax the nebulous wealth but no not his parents with tens of millions in property the billionaires yes that's where we draw the line.

>>215028105
ok i will eat it!

Just got word that Led by Donkeys are working on another hilarious prank to take down the Tories!

>>215028443
Was all set to do this until their new leader said he can make a woman's breast grow through thought alone. Is no one normal left in politics?

if nobody votes then nobody can get in
meaning government positions are free for the taking, we could just walk in and take our seats
us, /brit/
the government
give it some thought yeah

>>215028441
I haven't been ill for 13 years, sounds like they're the party for me

>>215028449
you can take your money elsewhere, whats the incentive to keep investing into a country that shafts you despite relying on the jobs you create

>>215028183
come on mate, have some self respect

>>215028477
I wonder if it's a small van driving around central London with tv screens on its side while an Irish man shouts things through a loud speaker

when rorke wins he'll make terms like "wank puffin" count as hate speech

>>215028478
same won't be voting for a gay vegan tranny loving PM I'll be honest

still reeling from gothic king cobra's death

Might go get something from the shops and have sex on my way back. Like drinking water isn't it really

>>215028556
don't care

>>215028501
but they dont invest do they? 25% of your water bill goes on debt servicing and dividends
its a model thats followed by a lot of companies that seemingly "invest" in the country

>>215028561
No

Reckon we should hold a lottery every 5 years where a random tax payer becomes a minister or MP. Davie the London cabbie could become defence minister or Maureen from Fife, the chancellor.

/brit/ is just a surplus male containment zone

don’t understand the love for french bulldogs

hairs falling uot again

>>215028473
Not really what leftypol thinks at all
He's fine with a wealth tax on his millionaire parents, they've still got plenty of money and can afford it
"Taxing the rich" means taxing anyone who isn't a povvo mong so the government has more money to give to boatwogs and to tyrannise us harder
If you make £80k a year as a doctor or tradesman you'll be getting even more taxes robbed from you to fund dole scroungers and the destruction of the country whilst the actual multi-millionaires and billionaires just hide it off-shore or leave the country

all we need is an absolute monarchy again

>>215028620
T R V K E

>>215028605
@the_most_annoying_leftypops_cunt

they'd do a better job than the tories anyway!

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incels approaching sex like it's a no damage dark souls run when in reality it's eating chips

>>215028556
Him and mihai are boozing and taking drugs together in heaven now

absolute mongarchy

Brain and stewie on tv

>>215028655
losing the 'ginity as an autistic virgin freak is like a dark souls boss tbqh
needs a lot of work and preparation unless you're tall or good looking then it will happen eventually if you just take regular showers and get a skin fade

some fat fucking cunt has parked in front of my drive again I might go out and do something

>>215028680
when my mates hype me up by calling me king

>>215027862
Definitely a gammon

>>215028695
Not if you pop on the Nofap.

>>215028620
Get them housed, get them fed, get them clothed, get them heated

remember 3d tvs what was that about

>>215028480
but i literally have to vote
our granda's fought for it

>>215028721
refusing to vote is a vote in itself
a vote of no confidence, a vote for revolution
a vote for the people who care about this country (us)

ok then so we're not voting farage
then what?

Mad how some lads are born shaggers and others are born incels

uhhheeugghh

>>215028760
for me it's whoever rupert lowe tells me to
he's The Leader

>>215028760
Don’t do anything. Just sit back and watch it all play out. Nothing you can do can change the outcomes it’s all decided for in advance. The best thing you can do is make money off of things you know are going to happen.

Roses for England.
Thistles for Scotland.
Holly for Wales.

Many Right will vote Left.


>>215027732 (OP)
That creep got crucified.

>>215028802
but i want them out

>>215028835
I want doesn’t get.
Bosh

whats wrong with beating women? NOTHING

what phenotype is this bloke on masterchef

>>215028760
hes controlled opposition

>>215028864
Just watch your shit programme and stop bothering us with dogshite posts

>>215028831
> Holly
It would be a daffodil no?

>>215028855
*dumps you in a parallel universe where women are twice as strong as men and love beating them and wait for you to change your mind*

im voting corbz

>>215028899
ktim

gonna go read a little bit of manga
(that's japanese for japanese philosophy)
>>215028855
get her battered
get her bruised
get her black and get her blue
weyyyyyyy

>>215028855
Go beat up your mum then, the only woman you'll ever have in your life
She'd batter you

>>215028891
no you tell me what phenotype now

lil japanese fella drawing cartoons of men beating women

>>215028898
id kill you where you stand before you could impose your parallel universe

how have i drank 5l of water this morning but have definitely not pissed 5l, where does it all go

this one was drawn by a woman named Kei Urana

>>215028979
sweat and poo and general evaporation

>>215028979
u absorb it like a sponch to hydrate yourself
only the excess comes out as wee

just seen a paki walk down the road i'm absolutely livid

>>215029028
id kill you where you stand before you could impose your sweat and poo and general evaporation

sir pine martin

Ever hear the one about the skateboarder who didn't show up to work? He said he didn't show up because he was feeling sick

Who said incels can't cook?

>>215028381
Zarah Sultana
Unironically

>>215029077
scpoo

>>215029096
love the strawberry and lime kopparberg

>>215029096
Vile

>>215029077
this one's a bit too radical for me

havent washed my bedtime tracksuit botttoms in a while might smell of piss

mental how i'm a 32yo virgin

>>215029096
looks bad

>>215028443
Is green actually a green party these days or is it all Palestine and trans rights?

>>215029096
Show us your shoes

>>215029151
hardly a surprise

>>215029170
I'm barefoot.

AI reckons "approximately 80% of men can do at least one unassisted pull-up"

I don't believe it myself, probably more like 10%

>>215029151
yeah well i'm a 36yo virgin

>>215029189
i don't care what "AI reckons"

got the PinkPantheress on

get yourselves a bloody hell ava thats not normal gf

why do cats talk to birds

>>215029189
alan sounds like a a skinny twerp

AI (pronounced I) reckon you're a cunting nigger

how is she almost 60
mad
americans are a superior race

Rorke on a train to Manchester
Leftypol waiting for the bus (foolish Leftypol -- they're on strike!)

AI pronounced "aye-aye"

>>215029214
I'd take an 5/10 30-35 YO gf, thats how bad its gotten.

>>215029252
plastic

>>215029230
nnooooo

>>215029252
Mental that you thought this was worth posting here. Fucking kill yourself now

>>215029252
why are you watching this shit

yeh?

>>215029274
you might surprise yourself lad

>>215029312
because she's pretty
>>215029301
she's pretty though
>>215029274
you've got to admit she's pretty

rorke praying to jesus
leftypol praising murder

corrrr northerners dont know how good they have it, bargain

>>215029349
whats up with her feet?

there was nothing to do back in the day no wonder they used to spend the weekend beating up rent boys

Starting my new hoi4 playthrough tonight lads

rorke in ice cavern looking for a bergmite but having no luck so he's about to get a brew

Only 10 more minutes before I can leave.
Might have a wank later

>>215029406
quirky pose to enhance the bunda

>>215028620
Most lefties don't have a problem with people earning in the hundreds of thousands

>>215029217
bants

Waiting in staff room for toil to commence team

Pep Guardiola ahead of the game at the Emirates Stadium this weekend: “The only thing I want to say to my friend, Mikel Arteta, if he wins the Premier League title it will JUST be because of spending, not because he worked a lot.”

>>215029096
>induction hob
You can't gauge the heat!!

>>215029487
having sex after toil tonight?

>>215029464
well clearly they do since they all want to tax their wealth

>>215029488
haha

>>215029487
try not to stab yourself with a knife again aha
...unless?

>>215029487
Off for the weekend at least, love?

>>215029517
No probably eat a ready meal, shower and go to bed. Maybe watch an episode of anime or something too.

>>215029487
*boots your head clean off*

>>215029525
They don't?

youtube too long. Tiktok

>>215029543
do you not wank?

hes got that bowed leg gay stance which many homo-sexualites have

Girl on the apps telling me she has no electric, no hot water, no gas until next month

>>215029530
Why are you acting as if any of its stories are real?

yes mate can I get some keelin fash an brisselt tatties wi a huil o grummelt breid and a side of banes nd currie dook please
to drink? just a battle of watter please mate
oh the peys come free do they?

>>215029535
My next shift after today is the 1st of October.

>>215029488
He also said the same about Arne Slot and was blatantly joking
Autists can't detect sarcasm so I'm letting you know :-)

>>215029577
kwab!

>>215029578
because he's extremely autistic and doesn't have a creative bone in his body so all of his embarrassing personal stories are real

I need a hacker to hack into the mainframe for me

>>215029577
my man set his radius to ethiopia haha x

>>215029583
it 4x lush

getting a burgoig and chpis after my last meeting
and maybe a milk shake begerave

>>215029607
I'm not autistic I'm a shagger mate

>>215029607
Retard

>>215029634
>I'm not autistic I'm a shagger mate
>No probably eat a ready meal, shower and go to bed. Maybe watch an episode of anime or something too.

Contradictory statements there

>>215029583
Get in! x

>>215029652
Anime is a shagger hobby mate. Incels like sopranos, breaking bad and all that shit

>>215029577
oh no better send her some money lad

>>215029625
you going to AA diego?

Can't stop shagging tranny milfs off of Grindr. They're just so easy and up for anything

get ready everyone someones about to get mindraped :D

>>215029667
But you've never had a shag, a shagger would be shagging on Friday night.

>>215029669
Yeah I get this feeling that I’m falling for something

Americans be like I live in Chattanooga in Waquetcha county

>>215029701
Got sexually abused by my uncle mate so yeah I am a shagger

wanking a psycock with my mindarse

>>215029667
this is true
love me anime and i've shag a million women

rorke's da coming out as a tranny milf

>>215029577
shes electric

What Tild needs is a right good rogering!

any gay homosexuals in?

leftypol on PIP for ADHD and anxiety
rorke working 50 hours a week for minimum wage

>>215029762
Sorry mate, just a homosexual here.

>>215029612
Hacking into the mainframe now.

>>215029679
Because they are fucking vile. I’ve been the horniest cunt alive and still never had the urge for one of them. Literally a 6’1 fifty year old bloke dressed up in his wife’s lingerie with shit makeup and a £5 wig

incelwalks are so blackpilling

my burglar name is Scott Free coz I be getting away with it (double entendre)

need to do something quite important and putting it off because it will require a bit of effort please give me motivation to do it

Spaino laying it on a bit thick since he's not getting any attention

>>215029801
corr

spraying bear-spray up my arse

>>215029796
Let me know when you’re in

>>215028374
so long as this country is a better alternative to the shitholes, the browns will never stop coming

>>215029802
3pm walks are so.... invigorating

>>215029679
>up for anything
maybe they can find you a clue

>>215029826
He's just hungry

>>215029672
p*ss off

>>215029834
I'm into the mainframe. Hacking the code right now.

Something wrong, I hold my head
MJ gone, our nigga dead
I slapped my girl, she called the feds
I did that time and spent that bread
I′m heading home, I'm almost there
I'm on my way, heading up the stairs
To my surprise, a nigga replacing me
I had to take him to that ghetto university

can't believe you lot still believe in Spaino

need to go the laundrette. been putting it off for days.

>>215029815
Unironically watch this
https://youtu.be/QGeuG8lW5Ts

Rorke's march on Westminster

>>215029836
why can’t they make their countries better
some of them do quite well here why can’t they apply those skills back home

>>215029802
you do listen to an audiobook or informative podcast don't you?

>>215029889
do you sit there in your underpants and vest waiting like on the television

>>215026025
Unsettling, ive wasted my life

if i win the lottery i will buy an island and grow a forest on it

>>215029918
I'd they're educated, they get better pay here. if they're not, they get benefits

>>215029927
im sat in my underwear in my kitchen currently
when i go to the laundrette i put on my jeans and a tshirt
i usually sit there on my phone or sometimes go for a walk around the village

Do not understand the South African chocolateposter gimmique

>>215029938
Grim

>>215029933
Fine stay lazy and do nothing in your life faggot

>>215030008
i dont think hes really south african

>>215029919
nah just straight up walking, no music, locked into my surroundings, staring everyone down

>>215030008
he's 190 mate

>>215030008
>>214701770

>>215030026
posting pics of other men’s achievements on the british asperger’s support forum are we

>>215030008
I like it when he shows us his wwe figurines

>>215030038
not good mate, if all you have are your own thoughts, you're not improving

>>215029836
its quite simple we just stop letting them in

>>215030108
:O

>>215030108
get r**ported faggot

every time I go in to town I swear to myself its the last time but I keep fucking doing it to myself
endless swathes of biomass
moping about
babbling away in their nonsense language on loudspeak
hardy a single white school kid
the whites you do see all look like they are on the verge of death
endless charity shops vape shops and Turkish barbers
makes me want to scrape my eyeballs out with a spoon

>>215030084
alr la i'll chuck in some buds next time
maybe i'll look more mysterious

>>215029679
Reheating another delicious pre-prepared creamy chicken pasta straight from the freezer. Who needs Bigham?

biz idea: make it a legal obligation for each city to accept internal refugees from other cities

>>215030124
the charge??

walking about the house like Theresa May dances across the stage

>>215030125
it's all very disturbing
where abouts is that?

>>215030152
*taps the no mice, no peters, no irish sign*

>>215030124
rule breaking post

trvke

>>215030125
and yet I have boundless optimism that it will all be fixed

>>215030185
die

>>215030198
and he would be a manlet because sabrina is tiny
but women don't have to worry about height

>>215030198
how would that man be an incel? he looks like the most generic bloke going

it's a mass effect kind of night

toby why cant anyone else post them

hello my lubbers

>>215030251
gram of bud
bottle of red wine
mass effect 3
its friday night in my incel dungeon

GET THE FUCKING BIGHAMS IN

>>215030198
My life would be so different if I were a girl

its been a sleep in until twelve and fall asleep on the sofa at three again type of day

>>215030251
you okay mate?

>>215030285
eerily similar to mine
what wine are you having

>>215030285
PARK LIFE

Convinced my flatmate to split a Bigham's lasagne for tea

Might get into defending brown people online

>>215030311
i guess

charlie bighams biomass for two

mum has a fancy kettle with different temperatures so you can brew for special teas. It's very cool and has a setting to hold temperature

>>215030355
bizarre lie

ice on my chain, yeah i bling 'em
ready meal in the 'wave, it's a Bingham

>estimated 10h remaining
wtf

>>215030355
>kettle
>cool
sounds defective?

woke up at 3am last night, had an angry wank, and then went back to sleep

>>215030375
its real you little slug

How have people been working in an office for 20 years and still have no idea how computers work
It's my second to last day with the company and some old bint is moaning to me that the template folder structure I sent her is all just empty folders

Limmy's just had a live meltdown and turned his stream off oh my days.

Charlie B’s pasta and an ASDA exceptional range beef burger tonight. Butter chicken curry tomorrow. Get in.

no more toby. no more of this

are bighams really as good as they say? might unironically try them

>>215030397
heh

>>215030440
Over what?

>>215030451
try the mac and cheese

>>215030468
>>215030468
>>215030468

Bored

>>215030440
must have heard his wife taking backshots in the other room

New
>>215030491
>>215030491
>>215030491

>>215030312
aldi slop, cairanne i think